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00:00Welcome to the Two Johnnies
00:29John, John, I'm getting a bit emotional to be honest
00:37Oh man, are you emotional? Are you emotional because it's the last show?
00:42No, I've just seen what we're getting paid
00:44You're getting paid?
00:47Let's move on to the show
00:49Right, well, she's good at running, jumping and throwing things
00:53And it's just a coincidence that she's from Dundalk
00:55It's Irish superstar athlete Kate O'Connor
01:01And
01:08If oversharing and drinking Prosecco were an Olympic sport
01:14Well, she'd win gold
01:15It's podcaster, comedian and self-confessed penophile
01:18Joanne McNally
01:19And
01:25Performing stand-up tonight
01:27He's a comedian who's known for introducing Tommy and his guests
01:30On the Tommy Tiernan show
01:32So it's only right we let him introduce himself
01:34Well, Johnnies
01:37Your next guest is
01:40The beautiful and highly talented
01:41Mr. Fred Coop
01:43And
01:49And
01:50Greetings, hold tight with a mic and a left hand
01:52We'll have music for Mark McCain
01:54Now
02:00It's time to find out who's in the bar
02:04We're in the bar
02:06Who's in the bar?
02:07We're in the bar
02:08Right, where is Danielle?
02:10Here
02:11In the bar
02:12OK, Danielle is in the bar
02:13Right, Stuart, come on, come with me here
02:15We'll have a look
02:16Danielle, is this you, in the white?
02:18Yes
02:18How are you?
02:19Where are you from, Danielle?
02:20I'm from Monaghan
02:21OK, you're from Monaghan
02:22Right, wait
02:23CHEERING
02:26Danielle, what's your hidden talent?
02:29I can sing with my mouth closed
02:31You can sing with your mouth closed
02:32Yeah
02:33100%
02:33Girls, you seem
02:34This is absolutely hilarious
02:35Have you ever seen her do it before?
02:37No!
02:38No?
02:39Well, we're in for an absolute treat, Danielle
02:43Take it away
02:44OK
02:46Pick, booty, clap
02:50I'm gonna keep on dancing at the peak, booty, clap
02:54I'm gonna keep on dancing down and less early life
02:59I'm gonna keep on dancing at the peak, booty, clap
03:04Peak, booty, clap
03:05Yeah!
03:06CHEERING
03:07Give it up for Danielle, everybody
03:16CHEERING
03:19Johnny B, back to you
03:21Where's John?
03:22Lads, look who's at the bar, it's only Fred Cook
03:25CHEERING
03:27Right, Fred, apart from being a class comedian, you also have some hidden talents
03:32I do, I can play two melodicas at the same time
03:35Here we go
03:36OK
03:37It's better than it sounds, I promise
03:38LAUGHTER
03:39Does this come in handy?
03:41Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely
03:43Here we go, Viva la vida
03:46CHEERING
03:49CHEERING
03:50Are you Stacey?
04:00Fiesa
04:02LAUGHTER
04:03Now in the mirror
04:05I can't do both
04:07Give it up
04:08CHEERING
04:09CHEERING
04:11What a man
04:14Well, John, that makes him twice as talented as us
04:18There's nothing Fred Cook can't do, right
04:20You ready to meet our first guest?
04:21CHEERING
04:23OK, who is Seamus the sheep got for us today?
04:27Is it gonna be Muhammad Ali, Joanne McNally
04:30or a lad from the Donegal Rally?
04:32It'll be weird if we're just interviewing some lad
04:35It is, of course, Joanne McNally!
04:37CHEERING
04:38How are you?
04:39I'm good
04:40How are you?
04:41How are you?
04:42How are you?
04:43Welcome, welcome
04:44Hey!
04:45You just said welcome, welcome to me
04:46To me
04:47Welcome to the bar, how are you?
04:48I'm good, how are you?
04:49We're great
04:50There's women on the back absolutely collapsing with the sight of you
04:51It's like the Virgin Mary appearing in Nox, John
04:52It's like having Jesus in black boots
04:53Shut up
04:54You're killing it everywhere on the circuit
04:55Your last tour holds the record for the amount of sellouts in Vicar Street
04:56Yeah
04:57You're back on the road again
04:58How are you?
04:59How are you?
05:00How are you?
05:01How are you?
05:02How are you?
05:03How are you?
05:04How are you?
05:05How are you?
05:06How are you?
05:07How are you?
05:08How are you?
05:09How are you?
05:10How are you?
05:11How are you?
05:12How are you?
05:13You're killing it everywhere on the circuit
05:14Your last tour holds the record for the amount of sellouts in Vicar Street
05:17Yeah
05:18You're back on the road again
05:19Yeah
05:20How's it going?
05:21It's going round, fucked and busy
05:22This is my night off
05:23Oh well thank you for coming
05:24Yeah you're welcome
05:25You're welcome
05:26Yeah it's great
05:27The new tour is called Pinophile
05:28Yeah
05:29Right, what's the story with the name?
05:30So there was a video going around the internet a while ago
05:33Of this spinning class
05:35And you know these videos go viral
05:38And in these online spinning classes you need to have a name
05:41Everyone has a name like spinning for gin or whatever it is
05:44And there was a video going around
05:46So one of the instructors saw this name come on the leaderboard
05:48And she obviously didn't like what she saw
05:50And she started going mental
05:51And she was like kick him out, kick him out, kick him out
05:53We don't do that here
05:54She's one of the Americans
05:55She's very like enthusiastic or whatever
05:57And of course it went viral and I was like
05:59What was the name?
06:00What was the name?
06:01And then it turned out the name was Pedophile
06:03Which of course
06:05It's fucking genius actually
06:07And I was like mwah!
06:08That is so funny
06:10Ha ha ha ha ha
06:12And then I spoke about it somewhere
06:14And actually a woman who follows me on Instagram messaged me
06:17And she was like your spinning name should be Pinophile
06:20Because I'm a very big fan of
06:22That is a large glass of wine as well
06:24It's not as large as I asked for
06:25I asked for all of them
06:26I said they're obviously on a budget
06:28Where's the rest of them?
06:29And so she said you should be
06:31Your spinning name should be Pinophile
06:33And I said no no no
06:34That's too good a name for a spinning name
06:35I said that's a show name
06:36It was Pinophile or Pinopsycho
06:37And I went with Pinophile
06:38And were you always born to perform
06:40Even like as a youngster?
06:42I was always a bit of a thirsty bitch as a kid
06:43Right
06:44I was yeah
06:45Like I was in drama
06:46And I wanted to be in the Billy Barrys and all
06:49But you know I was that way
06:50I did a lot of spoken words
06:51And thank god I got that out of my system
06:53I did a lot of acting like school plays
06:57I was in a convent school
06:58It was an all girls school
06:59Okay
07:00So any of the plays
07:01I'm sure it's the same here
07:02You have to play all the boy parts
07:03Yeah
07:04And I have a bit of height in me
07:05Yeah
07:06I have a bit of a build
07:07Yeah
07:08So I was always
07:09Even growing up I was the daddy
07:11Yeah
07:12Do you know what I mean?
07:13Which is probably the problem now to the stage
07:15But em
07:16I'm the top basically
07:19Is what I'm saying
07:20And so
07:22So it was a musical?
07:23It was a musical
07:24It was a musical
07:25It was a musical
07:26What musical is it?
07:27So the sound of music
07:28Oh yeah
07:29I was Rolf the telegram boy
07:30But I wanted to be Liesl
07:31So there was always that
07:32Kind of like
07:33Do you know what I mean?
07:34No
07:35What teacher had to break it to you
07:36You can't be Liesl
07:37You have to be the Nazi
07:38She said
07:39She was like we can't have Liesl taller than her father
07:41Anyway
07:42Yeah
07:43I've always wanted to perform
07:44But then my family just weren't really that into it
07:46And they were like
07:47You'll just starve to death
07:48No one really believed I could do it
07:49And then anyway
07:50I ended up getting into it by accident
07:51And I'm thrilled now
07:52On stage and in the podcast
07:53You talk a lot about dating and relationships
07:55I do
07:56But like you're so busy
07:57Do you even have time to date?
07:58No
07:59No?
08:00Although
08:01And I don't know if they'll leave this in
08:02Go on
08:03They'll leave it in
08:04So I have the
08:05Like so
08:06I think the job's a bit of a cop block
08:07Men are like
08:08They're not that into it
08:09Really?
08:10I learnt that
08:11Yes
08:12You know
08:13Come on
08:14I learnt that early on
08:15No one's looking at my show
08:16Like
08:17I don't want to take her
08:18Like it's just
08:19People are like
08:20Why is she so angry?
08:21Do you know
08:22It's more like
08:23So the other week
08:24Last week in York
08:25There was a man
08:26Playing with himself
08:27Up in the stalls
08:28Yeah
08:29I was absolutely delighted
08:32I was like
08:33Shut up
08:35Was he hot?
08:36Was he wearing a ring?
08:37What was the crack?
08:38Because that just never happened
08:40But he was like
08:41Having a little
08:42Now
08:43I was fed
08:44I didn't know how
08:45He was having a little go of himself
08:46I'd say
08:47What?
08:48He wasn't having a full
08:49Right
08:50It wasn't full of pepper shit
08:51No it was like
08:55Yeah
08:56It was
08:57It was a little sprinkling
08:58Would you say a little sprinkling
08:59Of sorts?
09:00A fondle?
09:01A fondle
09:02It was like he was playing three blind mice on himself
09:03Because then
09:05I didn't know
09:06Well anyway
09:07I saw the footage of it
09:08And it was quite innocent in the end
09:09Okay
09:10It wasn't the compliment I thought it was
09:11Ah
09:12Yeah
09:13What kind of commitment is that?
09:14I think I'm seeing him now
09:15I think we're going to date
09:16But if you're so busy
09:17And you go on a date
09:18How do you like
09:19Quickly tell
09:20Right
09:21There could be a second date here
09:22Or this is a hard no
09:23I for myself
09:24I'm big into personality
09:25Which is a huge insult
09:26I know to everyone
09:27I've ever gone out with
09:28But
09:29It is
09:30But that's the truth
09:31That's the truth
09:32That's the truth
09:33That's the truth
09:34That's the truth
09:35That's the truth
09:36That's the truth
09:37That's the truth
09:38That's the truth
09:39That's the truth
09:40That's the truth
09:41That's the truth
09:42Yeah
09:43But that's the truth
09:44It's always personality first
09:45And look second
09:46And then at the start
09:47It's so funny
09:48Like the mind is so funny
09:49Because at the start
09:50You're like
09:51I wouldn't find them attractive at all
09:52And then a couple of minutes in
09:53You're like
09:54You think the most beautiful person
09:55In the world
09:56I'm tearing up
09:57You hardly have
09:58You're too famous for date naps
09:59And all that
10:00Are you?
10:01You can tell him
10:02I'm on all the date
10:03Don't say I know
10:04I'm trying to shame me
10:08I'm like on LinkedIn and all
10:11I'm trying to get on
10:12I'm trying to get on
10:13So like the guy did message me
10:15He was like
10:16Just so you know
10:17Someone's using your
10:18Someone's using your palace
10:19On Hinge
10:20And I was like
10:21Thank you so much
10:22You're letting me now
10:27I'll report it
10:28And I was like
10:29It was obviously me
10:30It was me
10:31Yeah
10:32Were you on the celebrity dating app
10:33That rare?
10:34Yeah it's bad
10:35It's terrible
10:36So bad
10:37Firstly as well
10:39Like
10:40Not to be hard on myself
10:41But how can I
10:42I can't compete with
10:43Fucking
10:44I don't know
10:45Cindy Crawford
10:46Do you know what I mean?
10:47See if these
10:48Well I don't know
10:49She's on a beef
10:50These really high end
10:51Also do you know what I did?
10:52I set my Raya
10:53Because I was fascinated
10:54And obviously every woman
10:55Has that one moment in their 40s
10:56And they're like
10:57Maybe I'm gay
10:58And it lasted like 24 hours
10:59I set my Raya to women
11:00Because I was like
11:01I want to see
11:02And then I kept it at women
11:03And the women
11:04The standard of the women on it
11:05You're like
11:06Ah what's the point?
11:07They're like Victoria's secret models and all
11:08I'm better off on Hinge
11:09I'm a Hinge girl
11:10Yeah I'm a Hinge girl
11:11Wait so you said Raya
11:12That's the celebrity
11:13Dating app
11:14Did I hear you got kicked off that?
11:16Well
11:19But so
11:20They get really weird
11:21About the privacy on Raya
11:22It's like it's not AA
11:23Who cares?
11:24Do you know what I mean?
11:25You're allowed to date
11:26Yeah you're allowed to date
11:27Like it's not the illuminati
11:28Like
11:29What?
11:30But so if you screen grab anything
11:32You get
11:33There's like
11:34And of course
11:35That's how you know
11:36You shouldn't be on a celebrity date now
11:37Because I was just on there
11:38Screen grabbing everyone
11:39And sending it to the girls
11:40And I was like
11:41Oh my god look who's on it
11:42Blah blah blah
11:43And so then eventually
11:44They took the account
11:45If you get three screen grabs
11:46And then you get
11:47They shut your account down
11:48But it's not forever
11:49They let you back on
11:50They don't care
11:51It's like it's Lewis Hamilton
11:52Like who cares?
11:53He's always on it
11:55He's always on it
11:57And I'm on it too
11:58And I'm like look at Lewis
11:59What a loser
12:00He's still on it
12:01But I'm like
12:02Do you mind you're also on it
12:03And Lewis wants no part
12:04Nothing to do with you
12:05And has Morgan ever tried to stitch up any posh lads?
12:07Yeah but they're not for me
12:08No?
12:09And I'm not for them
12:10And that's okay
12:12That's okay
12:13That's okay
12:14That's okay
12:15Because Vogue's normal posh
12:17But then Spencer's like
12:19Extraterrestrial posh
12:21He's English posh
12:22He's English posh
12:23Yeah he's like gentry posh
12:25And so his friends
12:27Like no you know yourself
12:28There's just like that
12:29No it's just like straight away
12:31And then I get embarrassed
12:32And I'm like don't
12:33Because they're not going to be
12:34And he's like no no no they will
12:35And then Vogue's like don't show them her Insta
12:37I won't fancy if they see her Insta
12:40But no I can't be dealing with the posh
12:42English
12:43It's different
12:44It's a different level
12:45Yeah
12:46So more likely
12:47Do you think you'll end up with an Irish lad?
12:48Oh I'd say so yeah
12:49If I don't keep doing interviews like this
12:52Ruining it for myself
12:53Yeah
12:54Your peak of romance though
12:56Was probably in primary school
12:57Was it?
12:58When you were a child
12:59Oh I know what you're talking about
13:01We've been listening to your pod
13:02Yeah
13:03Well I am
13:04And was boy mad
13:05Have been all my life
13:06Right
13:07But now I have a bit more chill
13:08But when I was a kid I'd know
13:09Chill
13:10But we used to play kiss chase
13:11Which I don't know if you can play now
13:12Yeah
13:13It's probably a consent issue for kids
13:14Can be cancelled
13:15Yeah
13:16But we were violently gamey as kids
13:20No
13:21Too much?
13:23That's the worst thing I said
13:29We were
13:30It's all good nature fun
13:31I was a little horndog
13:32Like I remember my mum
13:33Yeah
13:34I remember asking my mum once
13:35What I was like as a child
13:36And she was like
13:37You were very flirtatious
13:38What?
13:39Yeah
13:40She said with men and women
13:41Which I was like
13:42That's
13:43You're kind of
13:44Slut shaming me as a boy baby
13:45I don't know
13:46But anyway
13:47But I think
13:48Yeah the kid
13:49I don't know
13:50Wonder where he is now
13:51And I was mad about him
13:52But we were playing kiss chase
13:53And I guess
13:54Kiss chase is kind of a flirty game
13:56Yeah
13:57But sometimes they really run
13:58Like they really run
13:59And
14:00You have to take the note then
14:01That they're
14:02Maybe not interested
14:03They're not interested
14:04I didn't even know if he was playing
14:05He might have just been running
14:06Away
14:07And I just mentally turned it into a game of seduction
14:10And I was like
14:11I found terrible
14:12I'm like
14:13I'm like
14:14He wants it really
14:15He just doesn't know
14:16Anyway
14:17So I ran off
14:18And he had a hood
14:19And
14:20So I got him there
14:21And I fucking reefed him
14:22And the tears went flying
14:23And the jacket ripped
14:24And I had a huge big
14:26Bruise all over my chin
14:28For my holy communion
14:29I was like
14:30Gamer
14:31Baller
14:32Gangsta man
14:33Don't hate the player
14:34Hate the game
14:35Exactly yeah
14:36You also moved to London recently
14:37You moved into your new apartment
14:38And judging by your social posts
14:40You've got some fairly random art pieces
14:42I mean what mad stuff have you bought for the gaff
14:44You say random
14:45I say well thought out
14:46Strategic and artful
14:47Tasteful
14:48Are you talking about the ass phases?
14:50Yes
14:51You've got breast phases?
14:53No
14:54Depressed
14:55Depressed
14:59Johnny
15:00Focus
15:01Please
15:02It's London
15:03We're here
15:04This is what we're on
15:05Oh yeah
15:06Depressed vase
15:07I know
15:08You just want to stick a little Prozac in his mouth
15:10Look at him
15:11Isn't he cool though?
15:12It is kinda cool
15:13I didn't realise I have a bit of
15:14Because I didn't
15:15I didn't have my own plates until I was 40
15:17So I didn't understand my taste
15:19Because I've never had the opportunity to express it
15:22Yes
15:23Turns out it's very whimsical
15:24And
15:25Kind of Alice in Thunderland vibes
15:27What have you got?
15:28Like huge
15:29I just
15:30I like giant
15:31Well firstly I can't measure anything
15:32So I end up accidentally ordering giant pieces of furniture
15:33That I thought were normal sized pieces of furniture
15:35But then when they arrive
15:36I'm like this actually looks great
15:37So I'm like a borrower in the house
15:39You might remember that
15:40You're quite young
15:41There you go
15:42Look at that big lamp
15:43Yeah
15:44Now I'm not going to say I thought it was a table lamp
15:46I didn't
15:49But I definitely didn't think it was that size
15:52That's sweet
15:53I need to put a breathalyser on my laptop
15:55I'm just drunk shopping at night
15:57And all this mad shit's arriving into the house
15:59But like that's cool isn't it?
16:00That is kind of cool
16:01I think it's deadly
16:02It's a little bit like a JCB
16:03Yeah
16:04Yeah
16:05Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:06It is
16:07Give it up for Joanne McNally
16:12Now, Joanne is still performing Pinot File
16:15If you go out to see it
16:16You can get more info at joannmcnally.com
16:18Get the tickets, isn't that right Joanne?
16:19That's it
16:20Plug, plug, plug, plug
16:21Now usually we play a game at Dub or Kulshy
16:22But seeing as you're on tonight
16:23And you're a big star
16:24We're going all out
16:25And we're replacing Dub and Kulshy
16:26Because we are heading live to Coogee Beach
16:28In Sydney
16:29For a game of Irish or Aussie
16:31Wow
16:32Here we are
16:33And that camera is live in Sydney
16:36Where it is currently about 6am tomorrow
16:39Oh, to the future
16:40We have time travelled on this show
16:41Yeah, so just by looking at somebody
16:43We have to guess
16:44Are they Irish or are they Australian?
16:45You play along with us?
16:46Okay, the big finger is up
16:47Can we get the two girls on the right?
16:51Two girls drinking coffee
16:52Let's spin around
16:55Don't say Anthony
16:56But nod your head
16:57If you're up for playing a game on telly
17:00Are you up for playing a game?
17:01I think she is
17:02Okay
17:03Joanne Irish or Australian?
17:04Oh, definitely Irish
17:05And if not
17:06If she's not
17:07Oh, she's descendant
17:09It's in her DNA
17:10It's in her blood
17:11She's 100% Irish
17:12What do you reckon, Fred, Kate?
17:14What do you think?
17:15Irish 100%
17:16I shouted her last week
17:17I shouted her last week
17:22I reckon
17:23That's a nurse's uniform, I think
17:24Yeah
17:25So I'm going to say
17:26Yeah, can we see the shoes?
17:28Well, hold on, which one are we looking at?
17:30Are we looking at them about?
17:31I think they're both Irish
17:32Can we see the shoes?
17:33There we go
17:34Oh, they're nurse shoes
17:36Respectable shoes
17:37That's what we think
17:38Irish
17:39Yeah
17:40Girls, what are your names
17:41And where are you from?
17:42Chloe
17:43And Chloe
17:44Where are you from, Chloe and Chloe?
17:46Leash
17:47Leash
17:48And Wexford
17:51Leash
17:52And Wexford
17:53All right, cameraman
17:54Let's turn around
17:55Let's get down them steps
17:56Thanks, girls
17:57The finger is almost dislocated
17:58It's got injured on the way to Australia
18:00Yeah
18:02Big white socks
18:03Oh, yeah
18:04Oh, yeah
18:05Here we go
18:06He's got a moustache
18:07Oh
18:08All right, you sir
18:09Don't say that
18:10Just nod your head
18:11If you're up for playing a game on telly
18:13All right, okay
18:14Johan, what do you think? Irish or Ozzy?
18:15This is a harder call
18:16Mmm
18:17If he is Irish, he's been there for a while
18:19Yeah, he's adapting with the moustache and stuff
18:21He's adapting, yeah
18:22He's a transitioning Australian
18:23He's getting stuck in
18:24Yeah
18:25I'm gonna say
18:26Irish with notions
18:27Irish with notions
18:28Yeah, are they drinking
18:29What do you got?
18:30A cold brew coffee there, John?
18:31Is it?
18:32Oh, they've changed if they are Irish
18:33Yeah
18:34Fred, what do you think?
18:35Oh, definitely Irish
18:36Yeah, he's an engineer
18:37And you can see his
18:38Why is it?
18:39An Irish engineer says Fred
18:40I'll tell you what, lads
18:41Say a nod
18:42Because we'll find out after the break
18:43Oh, yeah
18:44I love my love
18:45Oh, yeah
18:46I'm living in love and this my love
18:50And you're in this living, my love
18:54Oh, yeah
18:55No matter where you are
19:00You're my guiding star
19:04You're my guiding star
19:05Hold me in your arms
19:08Don't let me go
19:10I want to stay forever
19:14Closer we stay
19:17Home and away
19:20Welcome back to Johnny's late night locking
19:26Now, before the break
19:27We had our camera out in the streets of Sydney
19:29We want to know if this person
19:30Is Irish or an Aussie
19:32Right lads, what do we think?
19:33Aussie!
19:34Aussie!
19:35Aussie!
19:36Aussie!
19:37Aussie!
19:38Cool
19:39Okay, let's find out
19:40Okay, lads
19:41Let's find out
19:42What's your name and where are you from?
19:43My name's Nathan, I'm from Cor
19:45Alright, put your hands together
19:46A big thank you to everyone on the streets of Sydney
19:47We'll be heading back to Sydney later
19:48But now it is time for some brilliant stand-up
19:50Everybody put your hands together and go mental
19:52It's Fred Club!
19:53We'll be heading back to Sydney later but now it is time for some brilliant stand-up
20:00Everybody put your hands together and go mental
20:03It's Fred Club!
20:04Hello to Johnny's locking, are we well?
20:21Alright, if you don't care
20:24But you know what?
20:25People try to cancel me because I made fun of people from Louth
20:28Saying that they're not able to use their tongues
20:29They're like
20:30How are you? How are you doing?
20:31Jesus, eh?
20:32That's what you sound like!
20:34That's not even racist!
20:36Are you from Louth? Are you?
20:37Yeah, like
20:38Like this is a birthday party in your house
20:40Happy boy, hey, hey, yeah
20:43Happy boy, hey, hey, yeah
20:46Happy boy, hey
20:47God love you
20:48Like your name's probably like Jacinta or something like that
20:50Happy boy, hey, hey, yeah
20:55That's just the way it is, isn't it?
20:57Yeah
20:58You see I'm allowed to make fun of people from Louth
21:03Because I grew up in Kells County Meath
21:04It's a neighbouring county
21:05Yeah, there you go
21:06He's like me again, right?
21:07And
21:08No, if anyone
21:09You girls know Kells
21:11If anyone doesn't know where Kells is
21:12I was trying to explain it last week to American people
21:14And what I wanted to say is
21:15I grew up in the east of Ireland
21:17But also to the middle of Ireland
21:18But I was hammered
21:19And I looked at them and went
21:20Oh, I grew up in the Middle East
21:21They were looking at me going, oh my God, you're so brave
21:30I was like, you've no idea at the moment
21:32Oh my God
21:33It's very tough
21:35Isn't it?
21:36So I'm allowed to
21:37You know, I love people from R.D.
21:38That's my next town, you know
21:40I went to school with a guy
21:41A secondary school
21:42With a guy from R.D.
21:43And he couldn't use his tongue either
21:44How are you doing?
21:45They leave him for
21:46Jesus
21:47And how cruel is this?
21:49I did Mary Poppins with him in second year
21:51And the music teacher made him
21:53Sing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
21:55Every night
22:16Ah, you're so lovely
22:18Thank you so much
22:19And, ah, no
22:21You need to be careful as well
22:22This is so lovely
22:23Such a packed room
22:24Like when I was starting off
22:25I thought my agent would get rid of me
22:27Because there was no one coming to my gigs
22:28It was terrible
22:29Do you know, I remember
22:30I had a show in Edinburgh
22:31The Edinburgh Comedy Festival
22:32At 3 o'clock
22:33And I had a meeting with him
22:34Later on that day
22:35At 7 o'clock, right?
22:36This is true
22:37And that day at 3 o'clock
22:38One person came to my gig for the hour
22:40One person
22:41Now thankfully, ladies and gentlemen
22:43That one person was non-binary
22:45Oh, thank God
22:51So when my agent asked me
22:52How's the gig
22:53And I was like
22:54Oh, they really enjoyed it
22:55And I was like
22:56Oh, they really enjoyed it
23:05They couldn't stop laughing
23:06The whole lot of them now
23:07It was great
23:08My agent was shocked
23:09And surprised
23:10He goes
23:11God, well done Fred
23:12And then he goes
23:13Well, Fred
23:14What's the gender ratio?
23:15I was like
23:16Ah, 50-50
23:17You know yourself
23:20So, you know
23:21You have to laugh
23:22It's good for the mental health
23:23And physical health as well
23:24Isn't it?
23:25You know, I'm trying to lose weight myself
23:26And ah
23:27Oh, those dreaded spinning classes
23:28I hate them
23:29I hate spinning classes
23:30They're too much
23:31And you know the age group
23:32Have your spinning class
23:33Don't you?
23:34By the music that's coming out of the speakers
23:35Like, here's an idea of my spinning class at the moment
23:38Right?
23:39Your man's up the front
23:40He's like
23:41Okay, we're going to do a hill climb
23:42Put your resistance up
23:43And everything that it is
23:44Here we go
23:45One, two, three, four
23:46Sweet Caroline
23:48Whoa, whoa, whoa
23:49Exactly
23:50Yeah
23:51They're not even spinning
23:52They're just looking back
23:53Going
23:54Whoa
23:55They think it's a nightclub
23:58And then the last five minutes
24:03Your man's like
24:04Okay, well done now
24:05Take your resistance off guys
24:06You've done all the hard work
24:07Well done
24:08Hello darkness
24:09My old friend
24:11It's depressing, isn't it?
24:14Don't worry guys
24:15As a comedian
24:16You're in safe hands with me
24:17I'm very woke
24:18Unbelievable
24:19Unbelievable
24:20Unbelievable
24:21Like even when it comes to the old
24:22LGBTQTA
24:23I've got a best friend for every letter
24:26I do
24:27I've got a best friend for every
24:28Like lesbian
24:29That's my friend Siobhan
24:30Like G
24:31That's my friend Brian
24:32Like T-trans
24:33That's my friend Siobhan again
24:34She's great
24:35She covers a load of letters for me actually
24:39She's on the reel that one
24:40She's great
24:41She doesn't cover asexually at the end
24:44People who don't want to have sex
24:45But my wife starts that one
24:46But my wife sorts that one out
24:47So it's fine
24:58No, my wife is very supportive
24:59You might notice with me now
25:00Like I don't play full songs on the guitar
25:02Don't I not?
25:03I just do like seven seconds of well-known songs
25:05Do you know why I don't play full songs on the guitar?
25:07Because I can't afford the music rights
25:09It's crap
25:11Do you know to make a living in stand-up
25:12I can't play full songs
25:13Like I'll be looking at you
25:14Hey you're a really pretty woman
25:16That's all you're getting there
25:17That's all you're getting there
25:18I'm looking at the lady with the Irish top
25:29Oh I love your brown eyes
25:30Fair play to you
25:31Leave it there
25:32Thank you
25:36Thank you so much
25:37And make sure for upcoming tour dates for Fred
25:38Check out fredcookcomedian.com
25:39A massive round of applause one more time for Fred Cook
25:40Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the greatest quiz of all time
26:07It's The Parish Quiz
26:13Every week we invite two people to test their local knowledge
26:17They represent their parish in The Parish Quiz
26:19And our first parish is Mitchelstown in County Cork
26:21And representing them as Eoin Lynch
26:23Eoin, how are you getting on?
26:24Good night, how's that?
26:25Oh sure, unbelievable lad
26:26Now, people might recognise you
26:28If anybody's thinking, I know that lad from somewhere
26:31Why would they know you?
26:32I just love slurry like
26:34You just love slurry
26:36You are the slurry king
26:38Ah yeah, I think so anyway
26:40So you went firing at the ploughman
26:41Ah yeah
26:42A video of you declaring your undying love for slurry
26:45Well, I suppose thinking and sleeping about it is enough for me
26:48And what is it about slurry that you love so much?
26:51Ah, the smell of it I suppose
26:53The one next door don't like it though
26:55But I like it
26:56And what's the crack down in Mitchelton?
26:58What are you at yourself?
26:59Bit of contracting, yeah
27:00What kind of work does the contracting involve now?
27:02Well, slurry like it
27:05Rooting and tearing
27:06Rooting and tearing
27:07Rooting and tearing, yeah, yeah
27:08Ah sure, bit of silage and hedge cutting and everything
27:10You name it
27:11There's nothing you won't do
27:12Ah well, well, if we can't do it we won't be done like that
27:15Lads, give it up for Owen from Mitchelstown
27:23Now, ladies and gents, our second parish from the county of Tipperary
27:27Is our hometown of Caire
27:29And representing us
27:32And representing us is Jake Coyney
27:34How are you, Jake?
27:35Too bad now, not too bad
27:36Well, Jake, how are you getting on, man?
27:38Ah, wrecked
27:41Well, how's you wrecked?
27:42It's been a long way up, mate
27:45I used to warn it
27:46We're up here every week, man
27:47Come on
27:48You could stay home, we'd see each other as well
27:52Well, it's great to have you on
27:53We know you your whole life
27:54Through the G.E.A. mostly
27:56So, outside of playing the game, you are an electrician
27:58Yeah
27:59How's that going? Is the boom back?
28:00The boom is back, lads
28:04Trying to get fucking young fellas
28:08So, you recently did a couple jobs for Smacks
28:10Oh, that light
28:14So, Jake did a job for Smacks on a Sunday morning
28:17Yeah
28:18Jake, how did it turn out?
28:19It looks lovely now, I think
28:20OK
28:21Good, well, lads, we have a photograph of Jake's light
28:24Show it here
28:32Not your proudest moment, Jake, I guess
28:33I've been a couple of 40s of years, I don't know
28:43Oh, OK
28:44Are you ready for the parish quiz?
28:45Yes, we'll go at it
28:46Right, here it is
28:47Mitchelstown versus Cares
28:48Time to play the parish quiz
28:49We're starting off with you, Owen, in Mitchelstown
28:51Here's your question
28:52Well, Owen, I have a question for you now
28:55I'm down here at the bottom of St. Fennighans Well
28:57A lovely walk down along
28:59I have Finn's fields on my left
29:01I have JJ's fields
29:03And his lovely farm away over to my right
29:05Now, can you tell me
29:07Whose fields are between JJ's and Llewell?
29:10And that bollocks beside me
29:13I hope he didn't tell you on the way up now
29:14I tried to get her out of him now
29:15It was hard
29:16And she was like
29:17Well, whose fields are they?
29:18Well, you have him
29:19Finn's bounding him
29:20And you have this man's field bounding the other side
29:22They're deaf garments
29:23I'm going to have to push you
29:24Whose field is it?
29:25I'd go at Danny Whelan
29:26OK, Don Whelan, you're saying
29:27Let's go to Danny Whelan
29:28OK, Don Whelan, you're saying
29:29Let's go to Danny Whelan
29:30I'd go to Danny Whelan
29:31I'd go to Danny Whelan
29:32I'd go to Danny Whelan
29:33I'd go to Danny Whelan
29:34I'd go to Danny Whelan
29:35I'd go to Danny Whelan
29:36I'd go to Danny Whelan
29:37I'd go to Danny Whelan
29:38OK, Don Whelan, you're saying
29:39Let's find out if you're right
29:43And now he's bringing in his cows
29:45The answer, of course, is
29:47Don Whelan
29:55You're up and running, Owen
29:56You're up and running, OK
29:57Why, Jake, you ready?
29:58Throw it at me
29:59Let's go to Caire for your question
30:04Now, let's
30:05Now, lads
30:06There's two points on my body for you
30:07And I have a question for Jake
30:08From the Shamrock
30:09Jake, we have traditional
30:10Caire cultures and friends
30:12Playing in the Shamrock
30:13And what night of the week
30:14Do they play?
30:16On what night of the week
30:17Is the trad in the Shamrock?
30:19She couldn't miss that, like
30:20Well
30:21Fridays
30:22Friday nights?
30:23Yeah
30:24Have you been in?
30:25I've been there
30:26I wouldn't dare for the trad now
30:27It's probably
30:28It's probably in a pair of sneakers, wait
30:30But you've been in there?
30:32Yeah, Fridays
30:33Friday night, OK
30:34Let's go back to Hughie and Margaret
30:35In the Shamrock lounge
30:36And find out
30:37Hi Jake
30:38Welcome back to the Shamrock
30:40Caire cultures and friends
30:42They play every Friday night
30:44I'm coming back
30:45The best pint of my wedding in February
30:50OK, question number two on, here we go
30:54We're heading back to Mitchell Sound
30:56Hello, Tom here again in the Fairbough Hotel
30:59Here in Mitchell Sound
31:00Where we do Calvary Monday to Sunday
31:02Eat fairies, roast beef
31:04Roast lamb
31:06Turkey and ham
31:07You name it
31:08Could you answer me one question on
31:10How much
31:11How much is a Calvary dinner on a Sunday?
31:13You're surely a fan of Calvary dad
31:14All that contract to work
31:15Oh well
31:16I've spent the night inside there alright now
31:18How much is a Calvary on a Sunday?
31:21Oh God
31:22I wouldn't date the whole lot of it now or so
31:25I don't think you pay by the spoon
31:27Too bad by the factor
31:33It's not an even
31:34Go on, go on
31:3521 euro
31:3621 you're said
31:39Let's find out if you're right
31:41Hi everyone
31:42I've got your beef dinner there
31:43And the price of that will be 20 euro
31:4820
31:4920
31:50It's dearer alright lads
31:52It's good stuff
31:53It's good stuff
31:54Jake you ready?
31:55Just to go up now
31:56Just to go up now
31:58Let's go to the Premier county for your next question
32:03Hi Jake
32:04Andy here
32:05With Firmacool's two hounds
32:07But last Thursday evening
32:09This hound here
32:10Pepe
32:11Had a big birthday party in Palmuca
32:13Your father was there with many others
32:15He had a cheesecake
32:16The lads had sponge cake
32:17But what age was Pepe?
32:22Okay the question is
32:23The question is
32:24What age was Pepe the dog?
32:25Well I wouldn't invite it
32:26That was
32:27I didn't even get to collect the fatter that night
32:34That dog's fair old
32:3716
32:39That's a fair age
32:40Let's go back to Andy
32:41And find out if you're right
32:42Aye Jake
32:43I hope you got it right
32:44Or you'll be in trouble the next evening
32:46But Mr Pepe
32:47Celebrated his 16th birthday
32:49Which means
32:56Commiteration to Lynch
32:58The Ferry King
32:59Congratulations to Jake Hiley from Cair
33:00Now
33:01Prize time Jake
33:10Okay
33:11We have two envelopes here
33:12In one of those envelopes
33:13Is an all expenses paid trip
33:15To Las Vegas
33:16It hasn't went all series Jake
33:19It hasn't went all series
33:20Tonight's the last night
33:21It could go
33:22And in the other envelope
33:23Is
33:24Two free pints
33:25Of my wadi
33:26From the Shamrock lounge
33:27So which envelope are you going to go for Jake?
33:34I hope you make decisions quicker when you're at work
33:38Yeah we're electricians
33:39Very fucking
33:40Go on
33:41I go left
33:42My left or your left?
33:43Oh no
33:47Your left
33:48My left okay
33:49You were double checking there John
33:50Right Jake Hiley
33:51Open up that
33:52And let the people know
33:53Here and at home
33:54What have you
33:55What have you
33:57Show the people what you want
33:58Read it up Jake
33:59Show the people what you want
34:00Boo
34:09Las Vegas
34:10Las Vegas lives
34:11Another day
34:12Okay let's give it up
34:13For Owen and Jake
34:14Our parish Christian desks
34:19Now still to come
34:20We will be chatting to Kate O'Connor
34:22We'll also have music from Mark McCabe and Mimi
34:24And we'll have loads more madness too
34:25Join us after a break
34:26Right Mark
34:27Give us an old banger there will ya
34:28Go on Mark
34:29Go on Mark
34:34Do you think you're better off?
34:36Oh
34:37Oh
34:41Free from desire, mind and senses purify
34:49Free from desire, mind and senses purify
34:53Free from desire, mind and senses purify
34:56Free from desire
35:11Anal Sean
35:24Welcome back to Johnny's Late Night lock-in. Now lads. It's last show
35:29so I feel like that's ok. Like many Premier League football, musicians,
35:35we've had a big offer to play somewhere with a dubious history
35:39and questionable lutts.
35:40but we are not prepared to abandon our principles.
35:43So we've cancelled our gig.
35:45Inoffily!
35:49To choose our next guest, let's cross to Seamus the Sheep.
35:53Who's it gonna be?
35:54Right, who's it gonna be?
35:55Is it gonna be Kate O'Connor, Pachy Bonner,
35:57or Armée Connor, which would be an awkward one.
36:01Come on, Seamus, who's it gonna be?
36:03It is, of course, Kate O'Connor!
36:10Oh, how are you?
36:16What's going on, how are you?
36:21Woo, so long, so long!
36:25Kate, how are you?
36:26I'm good, I almost fell down that step there.
36:28Can we ask, you got the medals?
36:31I did, yeah.
36:32Thanks for bringing them in.
36:33No, thank you for having me as well.
36:35Can I look at them for you?
36:35Yeah, of course you can.
36:37Sorry, I'm late.
36:37Oh, jeez, some weight in there.
36:38They're heavy enough, aren't they?
36:40This is the closest I'll ever get to a track medal.
36:45I ran home from the pub last year again.
36:46That was...
36:48To be honest, I probably should have got a medal for that.
36:50Looking back on it, unreal.
36:52They're class.
36:52Thanks.
36:53So take us through what medals they are.
36:55This one is...
36:55So that's my first one that I got this year,
36:57so that's the European bronze medal.
36:59Probably like the one that I had to fight for the most.
37:01Yeah. That was a tough one to get.
37:02So you got all these medals in one year, pretty much?
37:04All this year, yeah.
37:05It's in the new one.
37:06That's in the new one.
37:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:09So, for people living under a rock who don't know,
37:16a heptathlon is 100m hurdles, high jump, long jump, 800m run,
37:21shot put, javelin, 200m run.
37:23Correct.
37:24Yes, I'm tired of just naming them out.
37:26Do you have a favourite?
37:28Um, I would always say the high jump and the javelin are my two favourite,
37:32because hurdle-wise, you start and you're on the line,
37:34and I'm shitting myself for the hurdles.
37:36Cos, like, as awful as it sounds, there's like 10 barriers in the way,
37:3910 chances to fall.
37:41So once I get...
37:41You fell coming down the stairs.
37:42I know, exactly.
37:43So I'm liable to fall over.
37:45So it's like, it's all about getting through the first event, as well as can, yeah.
37:49We should have bought Herbie, you'd have been walking straight out over it, brilliant.
37:51Give me a set of blocks.
37:52Yeah.
37:53And then you got the silver medal.
37:54This is in Tokyo, where you broke the Irish record.
37:56I did, yeah.
37:57So that's this one here.
37:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:00I mean, we have a picture of you here winning your medal.
38:06At least all of us do that.
38:08I know, it's the cool thing to do.
38:09It's Claps, I think it's Claps, yeah.
38:10Yeah, it is the cool thing to do.
38:11I did that to Community Games, I came sixth.
38:13LAUGHTER
38:14It took someone else's medal.
38:15Yeah, yeah, I came sixth, I don't even give out medals,
38:17I mean, me mother got me one.
38:18Yeah, we made it, we made it a bit of chocolate.
38:20LAUGHTER
38:21But like you said, seven events, OK, over two days.
38:24But how do you train for an event like that?
38:26Erm, oh, God, it's tough.
38:28My dad does a lot of the planning for my sessions.
38:31Erm, it's like a full nine-to-five job.
38:33Right.
38:34I'm in, I'm on the track for a couple of hours,
38:36then go from the track up to the gym,
38:38then gym, physio, and then it never really ends,
38:40actually, to be honest, because you kind of,
38:42you come home and then you're trying to recover
38:43for the next day of training as well.
38:45So, like, our only time off is our off-season,
38:47which is like, this time.
38:49Yeah, that's why I've got a glass of wine beside me.
38:50Well deserved, that.
38:53Erm, but yeah, it's a full nine-to-five, yeah.
38:55So, a lot of people you're competing against
38:57are professional full-time athletes,
38:59and while you were doing all this,
39:00you were still studying in college.
39:01I was, I literally just submitted,
39:02I actually just got my dissertation results, like,
39:05last week, I was on holidays in Turkey,
39:07and I got my dissertation results, and I passed!
39:09Yay!
39:14So, I'm a master.
39:15Hello, you're a master.
39:16I'm a master, yeah.
39:17What are you studying?
39:18Communications and PR.
39:20Joanne, did you do that?
39:21I don't know!
39:21I heard, I heard, I heard!
39:23Oh my God, what?
39:25Yeah, we're twins!
39:26Stop!
39:27And it's working...
39:28You've never seen nothing at that time!
39:31I think you've kind of excelled.
39:33Wow.
39:35So, when you're not in the track,
39:37like, do you wrap yourself in cotton wool?
39:39Like, the fear of getting injured must be massive, is it?
39:40Oh yeah, completely.
39:42Like, I would love to do something like skiing or something,
39:44my boyfriend's obsessed with, like, that idea as well.
39:46Um, but neither of us can do it because of our sports.
39:48Yeah!
39:51He's worried, you know, he's like, skiing!
39:52Yeah, I know, he's like, no!
39:52Plus, you know, skiing didn't load.
39:58Oh no, it's a dream holiday.
39:59Yeah.
40:00We know as well that your dad is your manager.
40:07And we know he's absolutely brilliant.
40:08He looks after you.
40:10What's his background?
40:11Like, was he a professional athlete himself?
40:13Nope.
40:13We just learned the sport together.
40:16Yeah, we just learned every single event.
40:17What did he work at before he was coaching you?
40:19He was a quantity surveyor.
40:20A quantity surveyor?
40:21Yeah, he was on the sites.
40:23And now he's a primary school teacher.
40:24Wow.
40:25Yeah, so...
40:26And he's coaching you in the heptathlon?
40:27Yes, he is.
40:28Right, did he just Google it?
40:29Yeah, YouTube.
40:30I'm still watching YouTube.
40:32He can add class manager to CB as well, in fairness to him.
40:36Joanne, are we into sports?
40:38Well, no.
40:41I used to always say I cycled menstrually and that's all I ever thought.
40:44So, what is your record in the long jump?
41:006.32.
41:016 metres.
41:026.32.
41:03Right, well, the reason we're asking that is because earlier, myself and Max gave it a go.
41:09We didn't know what was a good length, what was a bad length.
41:13Uh, we've got a video here of Johnny trying to...
41:16Do you want to see it?
41:17Yeah.
41:17Yeah.
41:18Here we go.
41:19No, I just want to say I am carrying a quad injury.
41:26It grinds a bit tight.
41:27I didn't have the right runners, uh, several things.
41:33Right, okay, would you do the honours?
41:34Can we stand up?
41:35Uh, yeah, here you go.
41:36You can reveal that, um, where you are there?
41:38Yes, Max got 1.7.
41:43I'll take that.
41:44Pretty good.
41:44It doesn't...
41:45It looks better measured out than it does on the video.
41:51Uh, let's have a look and see how Johnny B got on.
41:54Oh, wow!
41:56He was cheating, he had really good runners on.
41:59What did you get, John?
42:01I did slightly better, I got 2.2.
42:04What did you see you got again?
42:066.32.
42:076.32, okay, we're just going to explain that to people, if we can.
42:12You jumped.
42:15So there's four, it's five metres, 6.32 here.
42:20Yeah!
42:30Kate, how?
42:32A lot of training, I don't know, and probably a lot of delusion, just hit the
42:37board, jump as far as you can.
42:38I wouldn't go as far on my holidays.
42:41You stop shouting, I'll come back to you.
42:43Yeah, well, you drop that.
42:44Mind your fingers, John, mind your fingers.
42:47He's a former apprentice, look at that.
42:49Oh, I'll tell you.
42:52The housewives are going to love that.
42:54All that's going to have to go, it's going to cost you big.
42:57Kate, when you're competing, you always put in maximum effort and the cameras are always
43:01there to capture every bit of it, so we have a series of pictures which show you at your
43:05absolute peak, so we thought we'd play a game.
43:07Are you up for this?
43:08Yeah.
43:08OK, it's called Game Face, where you have to tell us which event you're participating in,
43:14just going from your facial expressions.
43:16Let's have a look at your first picture.
43:20It has to be long jump, because I always pull the worst faces to a long jump, surely.
43:24You reckon it's long jump?
43:25If I do that in any other event, that's really embarrassing.
43:27OK, let's find out if it is long jump.
43:29Always the worst photos, always.
43:38Let's have a look at another photo, Kate, now.
43:42I know it instantly as well.
43:43Could have been a really big curry.
43:48What do you reckon, Kate?
43:49It has to be the shot put.
43:51The shot put?
43:51It has to be.
43:52This is me trying to do maths.
43:55Right, let's find out if it is the shot put.
43:57It is.
43:58Let's have one more, let's have a look, OK.
44:06I know it again, it's a long jump, it has to be, like...
44:08OK, let's have a look, is it the long jump?
44:11It is you long jumping over the Olympics.
44:17It's that impressive.
44:20What's next for Kate O'Connor?
44:21Are we looking for gold in LA at the next Olympics?
44:24I'm looking to keep progressing, I would love to get a medal at LA,
44:27and obviously I'd love it to be a goal.
44:29So, yeah, I'm going to work towards that.
44:30We're all behind you now.
44:35All right, let's head back to Australia, lads.
44:38Let's have another game of Irish or Aussie.
44:40Let's head back to Coogee Beach in Sydney.
44:42Oh, it feels like home in a way, doesn't it?
44:45It doesn't even just buzzin'.
44:47OK, right, so just by looking at somebody...
44:49Who's this lad?
44:49Are the Irish or are the Australian?
44:53This lad looks so scared.
44:54Get in on him.
44:57Get in on him.
44:58Oh, he's got budgie.
44:59OK, don't say anything, man.
45:01You're live on television.
45:02Nod your head if you're up for playing a game.
45:05I think he's got a big Irish head in him,
45:06but he's Australian from the neck down.
45:08Yeah.
45:10If that's at all possible.
45:11Joanne, what do you reckon?
45:12I agree with you.
45:13The pants aren't...
45:14They're not...
45:15No Irish man to wear those pants.
45:17But he does have an Irish head.
45:19I'm confused.
45:21Audience, what do you reckon?
45:22Irish or Aussie?
45:24OK, what's your name, mate?
45:25And where are you from?
45:27John, from Ireland.
45:34John, what part of Ireland are you from?
45:40I didn't know they made him like that in North Andrew.
45:42Good night, John.
45:43Wow.
45:44Thank you, John.
45:45OK, swim safe.
45:48Lads, I don't think we'll get any better than that.
45:51That is incredible.
45:53Lads, give it up for everybody out on the beach in Sydney.
46:00I'm going to be honest.
46:01I don't think there's any Australians left in Australia.
46:04Well, a big thank you to all our crew on the streets of Sydney.
46:07And lads, unfortunately, that's all we have time for.
46:09A big thank you to all our guests.
46:12To Joanne McNally, to Franco, and to Kevin O'Connor.
46:16This is our last episode of this series.
46:22And a massive thank you to all of our brilliant guests,
46:24our stand-up comedians, and the brilliant music we've had all over the series.
46:27And a massive thank you to you at home for watching.
46:29From all of us here in Swan's Bar in Screen in County Meath.
46:33And now, the moment we've all been waiting for, lads.
46:35There's only one way to end this series.
46:36And that is with the man, the myth, the legend, Merck McKayne!
46:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:44All right.
46:45All you guys are going to do the first place.
46:47Are we ready, yeah?
46:49All right.
46:50She wants her president for that match.
46:52We dress.
46:52Take care.
46:53She doesn't make me a day.
46:55She doesn't make me a day.
46:57She doesn't make me a day.
46:58She doesn't make me a day.
47:00She doesn't make me a day.
47:02She doesn't make me a day.
47:04Back in the house for the two Johnnies late.
47:06Not luck, it's season finale.
47:10Yeah, yeah, fuck you, yeah.
47:15She doesn't actually look like she's a maniac.
47:20All right.
47:21Let's do this.
47:23Let's do this.
47:31She walked across the dance for that night.
47:32She was dressed.
47:33Take care.
47:34She was a sexy lady.
47:36She had to get her thrill.
47:38And the cheek can't get the hype.
47:39But she know with all the music to beat the tempo.
47:41She was wrong for that night.
47:43She was in front right.
47:44She said, greetings.
47:45All the time with a new chair.
47:46All the time with the mic in the left hand.
47:48It's been all fun to preach it.
47:50Are you ready now?
47:50Victory is not life.
47:52It has no meaning.
47:53Are you ready now?
47:54Move to the madness.
47:55Or the party back to you.
47:56We bring this group to you.
48:00Are you ready now?
48:01Move to the groove.
48:03Put your hands up in the air.
48:05Oh, clear up.
48:06One super question that I ask you.
48:08Are you ready?
48:11Move to the groove.
48:13Move to the groove.
48:15Move to the groove.
48:17Move to the groove.
48:18All right.
48:19Move to the groove.
48:19And she's dancing in the house tonight.
48:21Let's hear, see.
48:23She's a maniac.
48:25She's a maniac.
48:26Maniac on the floor.
48:30And she's dancing.
48:31And she's dancing like she never did before.
48:36Audience, it needs a patient time.
48:37She said, put your hands in the air.
48:39She's a maniac.
48:41Maniac on the floor.
48:43Sing it.
48:43And she's dancing.
48:45And she's dancing like she never did before.
48:50Audience, it needs a patient time.
48:52She said, put your hands in the air.
48:56Side to side like you just don't care.
48:59Everybody in the house on the party night.
49:01Scream, go back to me.
49:02I'm the I'm the I'm the I'm the I'm the I'm the I'm the I'm.
49:05She's a maniac.
49:07Maniac on the floor.
49:10And she's dancing.
49:12And she's dancing like she never did before.
49:17The Crown Salad.
49:19This story has come real far.
49:29You
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