Clash of the Comics S01E02

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00:00that's good it's an elbow to the back of the throat a year seven trick

00:10right right back from lazy adam if she rallies the crowd here in hammersmith

00:17nina samuels quite literally on the ropes this is what we need we need a good guy to win

00:25very very cheeky bit of doggy style from lazy adam if that's a correct technical term

00:30nice from lazy adam she flicked her and then

00:32oh that's not nice a couple of kicks for the swimsuit area

00:43this is very impressive stuff

00:48what has she got against the comedians okay

00:54she's doing the south asian grandparent move of squeezing the cheeks

01:00it doesn't look like maizey's in a relaxed yoga pose

01:09oh she's coming again oh lovely work from maizey adam

01:12really good oh

01:18come on nina compose yourself she's lost a tooth

01:21oh right into the top bugle stick to women's football maizey

01:34straight in the back she's now sitting on her and riding her like a horsey

01:38this doesn't feel great this isn't good

01:40stay off the face stay off the face the referee warns nina samuels to stay off the face i'll tell

01:46you that's a we're a little past that brother

01:47you've asked an interesting philosophical question where does the face begin

01:58that's definitely face i still think that that's chin oh we're getting dangerously close to face

02:04now let's go maizey's the charm from the crowd here in hammersfield what about my what about where are my bad

02:11people out there's some hair pulling there was some hair i saw a fight a bit like this on the 353 bus in

02:28maizey's hair maizey's hair does actually look nicer

02:34too sort of a bit oh maizey and i'm resisting here resisting well yeah maizey acting like

02:39oh doesn't want to go to the dentist

02:41oh yeah that's a big bounce that's a huge bounce where does that come from that's stunned even

02:51nina samuels oh my god how did she do that oh maizey again on the offensive three times

02:57he's in a turnbuckle four five five six this coming from test her piss test her piss

03:11what in the name of lance armstrong has maizey been oh amazing amazing move can she get the cover nina's

03:17very hurt now that's got her in the high ponytail great fight back to maizey adam we've got to see

03:25that again great reversal and then fantastic look at the pain she's not getting up oh oh it's a miss

03:36she's gone for the pin

03:41maizey kicks out amazing is to stay in touch with her anger

03:47a lovely reversal from maizey adam she can really harness it come on maizey

03:53crowd getting behind maizey adam now because she's asked them to

03:57adam's insisting on applause like a comedian who's shown is running under

04:08and a chloe kelly classic to celebrate

04:10but let's not celebrate too early be careful maizey

04:15it's the full kelly oh

04:19that had to hurt

04:24down on the back and now she's gone to the

04:25one two the cover

04:27it's the right

04:28get out

04:29bell

04:29a victory

04:30nina samuels takes the win

04:32but the bad guys amazing

04:35and the crowd go mild

04:40tough first match here at class of the comics nishkim are very happy with that result absolutely

04:45humongous result the bad guys once again stick it to the woke brigade

04:51a value of performance from maizey adam though

04:54maizey adam is absolutely amazing i'm so proud of her and actually she couldn't have done better even if

04:59she had one in my eyes in my estimation the crowd letting them let nina know how they think

05:06wow maizey really paying for the hubris of pulling that chloe kelly move before knocking

05:12nina down and then she picked her up and it was a full-on clothesline slam disappointed i think

05:18there was some foul play going on there i'm sure when i have a look at it back um i'll be writing to

05:24my northern lawyers and uh we'll be sending a letter uh very very quickly to nina samuels hq if

05:30she is of any fixed of old i am the comedian slayer clash of the comics is the nina samuels show

05:39fight it differently we do it behind closed doors none of this fancy flashing lights southern stuff

05:45you know we'd be having it back room of a pub up on the moors like real fighters commentators

05:51what did you make of that nish kumar very happy with that result when i am absolutely thrilled

05:57to see a lady hit another lady i think maizey adam did absolutely amazing and if we put all of her

06:04best bits together and took out the bits where she was shit she would have won that yeah

06:10it's magic what they can do thank you for once more drawing the audience's attention to the process

06:16i'm meant to be doing a post-match interview right now

06:18you were meant to be adam hills but the guy's got the shits

06:25i hope i'm not breaking any medical confidence the phrase is running like a river has you been used

06:33outside they are selling posters saying that adam hills is hosting this show

06:39it's heartbreaking that they weren't able to change the posters in time but we are what we are

06:43i think graham looks a bit shambolic up there the answer is 4 p.m

06:59it is now time for your second match of the evening

07:06every time i've stepped into a wrestling

07:07i've had my head bashed in the second i entered

07:34a bunch of times i didn't even make it that far

07:42wish me luck not that i needed

07:49kills me

07:52but at the hammersmith apollo

07:53all that changes because i'm here by issuing for the first time the james acaster open challenge

08:03i will be wrestling and i will be winning and by the way i'll be making the greatest entrance you've ever

08:11seen

08:11i don't give a shit that's right this goes out to absolutely everyone in the world of comedy

08:20and wrestling you want some of this you know where they're finally

08:27clash of the comics the losing streak ends now

08:31who do you think's foolish enough to take him on who do you think's desperate enough to take him on mr b

08:47now he's not brave enough he'd be scared it's one of the spicier things said so far tonight

08:51okay the gold blabubu is not gonna fight you people cannot hurt me with your words

09:01stop chanting gold blabubu at me

09:07this is this is cyber bullying

09:11this is absolutely hate crime against one of the uk's brownest comedians

09:16yes you're giving them what they want but also what are they chanting they're

09:21gold gold blabubu what does what does that mean oh

09:27is like a butler i vote

09:31so let's hear a little bit more from james acaster thank you that's right jabronis it's me james acaster

09:36aka jimmy castor like juicy couture that's why it says it on my butt do you have any idea how hard

09:41it is to find a butt on a robe it's time for my open challenge years of humiliation

09:46all end tonight but not before my amazing entrance here we go coming up james acaster faces his mystery

09:54challenger this is the angriest man i've ever seen with androids and it's wang v gamble in a grudge

10:00match you just can't miss

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