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00:00Welcome to the two Johnny's late-night lock-in
00:25Now this is Johnny B, a very funny man, an excellent musician, a ground-breaking podcast, a fabulous presenter, the body of a Greek god, but most of all, he's my best friend
00:40And that's Max
00:44Tonight we have Ireland's most famous chaser since Shergar
00:49That's right
00:50He's from the chase
00:52It's Dara the Menaceous
00:54Aww事 allows you to shout it out
00:59And now the of the Nor shall man
01:03Oh, full of Spot
01:04No, no, I drove
01:06On the How immer Mix
01:07It's Dera Ni Glockan, Louise Candleline and Siiveha Niroar
01:15And...
01:16sandbox sir
01:17And...
01:17performance standup tonight, let me give you a clue, right?
01:19OK
01:20Knock now any knock now any
01:22Who's there?
01:22Chris
01:23Chris Kent
01:30We'll have music from Fermanagh's finest fiddler, it's Sean McGay
01:39Now are you ready to meet our first guest?
01:43Well to find out who our first guest is let's cross live to Seamus the Sheep
01:53Who's he gonna go for? Is it Christian Bale at Chippendale or How to Gwail?
01:57Who is he gonna go for? He's took a shine to the Chippendale
02:00But it is of course, Derny Glockan, Louise Cantal and Seamus
02:04Pock da-pock do-pock lela
02:06Gwila-gwila
02:08No,no,no,gwfulsa
02:10When she's going Pock da-pock do-pock lela
02:14I mean, I'm not the port
02:19Hello everyone
02:21Welcome, how are you?
02:45You have lipstick on your cheek.
02:49It's mine, it's mine.
02:55Girls, for anyone who hasn't listened to the pod, can you tell us about it?
02:58Yes, so if you haven't listened to How to Gael, first of all, how dare you.
03:02We are the biggest bilingual podcast in Erin Bader.
03:05In the world.
03:06In the world, let's say it, in the world.
03:08Well, Irish are the biggest bilingual podcast in the world, right?
03:10So we are, it's Cordishan, we are friends and we kind of speak to each other.
03:14And that's how you get in the podcast.
03:16Very nice.
03:17Very nice.
03:18So, like, the podcast is absolutely flying, how did it come about?
03:21Yeah, do you know what?
03:22We're like any group of millennial friends, we were out one night on the chair, as we do
03:26really well, to be fair.
03:27Right.
03:28We're actually in the middle of the dubs here, and to be fair, I can report that they do
03:32have as much of a good time on a night out in Loughlia as we do down the country.
03:36So we're all out in the margaritas.
03:37Where is the cheers for the...
03:39Give us a hug!
03:40We don't like to think we're better at crap.
03:44Anyway, we were having a few spicy margaritas and we thought, what does the world need?
03:47Another podcast.
03:48Yes.
03:49No.
03:50That's exactly how our start is.
03:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:52When we were having a chat, we were like, what is this conversation missing?
03:54A microphone, you know?
03:55Yeah, I know.
03:56But there's definitely, I feel, a resurgence.
03:57Is there a bit of a movement at the moment?
03:59Well, do you know, Jonny, they tell me the sexiest thing you can be now as a girl.
04:02Yay!
04:03And our son has risen no end because of it.
04:07But, do you know, I think it's important to say, like, we do speak in Irish to each other
04:11Anyway, regardless of podcast or no podcast.
04:12And sometimes it can be a little bit fetishised.
04:14Like, we were down on other voices there last year and someone couldn't believe that we
04:18were having a pint with each other as Gaiga.
04:20And not only that, that somebody was sending a voice note as Gaiga.
04:22Shocking stuff.
04:23Shocking.
04:24So, anyway, if you want a voice note from us now, like, subscribe and all the rest of it.
04:28And we sell them on Patreon.
04:30Yeah, yeah.
04:31I think, yeah, there's definitely something, when I was growing up, I suppose, I was brought
04:36up in Dublin, but Irish would have been spoken at home.
04:39And, like, some of my earliest memories is, like, the intense shame that went with that.
04:44Especially in Dublin in the 90s.
04:45Really?
04:46Oh, my God.
04:47You were a fucking weirdo.
04:48And, like, that took me a really long time to shake that.
04:51Especially, like, because my family are from the Gaiaeltacht and it's a certain type of
04:54Irish that's spoken as opposed to Dublin Irish, maybe.
04:57Yeah, like, most of my childhood was being, like, carrying a lot of shame about that.
05:01Your others.
05:02Yeah, totally.
05:03And, yeah, and that's a hangover from colonialism, you know?
05:06We don't have to get into that one.
05:08It should be one point to you.
05:11Your audience, like, for the pod is huge.
05:13Yeah.
05:14You show a lot of shows from here all across the world.
05:15It's mad, isn't it?
05:16The Americans are mad for a bit of Gaiaeltacht.
05:18They are.
05:19They are.
05:20So, who's at the gig in America?
05:21Like, are they people who can speak Irish or who are Irish-American?
05:24Actually, our biggest fan is from New York.
05:25Oh, yeah.
05:26I swear to God.
05:27And has no Gaiaeltacht.
05:28Who is it?
05:29His name is Jason.
05:30He does have Gaiaeltacht.
05:31Well, he does have Gaiaeltacht in it, yeah.
05:32But he's from New York.
05:33Yeah, Jason.
05:34From the Upper East Side.
05:35He's a nurse.
05:36If you don't mind, Tamarico.
05:37Yeah, on Instagram.
05:38He came to our gig in New York, wait till you hear this, right?
05:40And he brought us all a little gift, okay?
05:41Okay.
05:42So, he, now, super fan, wasn't he?
05:44He brought the girl.
05:45So, he brought Sheeva a lovely photo of her from, like,
05:47It was a magazine.
05:48VIP magazine photo.
05:49Yeah, for me to sign, right?
05:50Sheeva New York, like, stood gorgeous for her to sign.
05:52Brought Diren a novel.
05:54The Peg Sayers book.
05:55The Peg Sayers.
05:56Right?
05:57Very fitting.
05:58And then I was, like, queuing up, waiting for it.
06:00And I was, like, oh, my God, what's it gonna be?
06:02A fucking picture of Declan Hannan.
06:05Your husband, your husband.
06:06Yeah, no fair, but, like, I was, like, seriously, Jason?
06:09You know?
06:10But we still love you, Jason.
06:11And he is on fanus mo.
06:12Toll caillin ganein gailin.
06:13Well.
06:14Toll caillin.
06:15Toll caillin.
06:16Toll caillin.
06:17So, the tour.
06:18Does it all go smooth?
06:19Do you all get along on the road?
06:21Oh!
06:22It's sex, joke, jigs and reels.
06:23That's how the how to go on the tour is.
06:25Irish rock and roll.
06:26Lots of leadish and reels.
06:27Yeah.
06:28What is it?
06:29The Mary Walloper's new song, you know,
06:30Roz and the Bow, this is Irish rock and roll.
06:31Which, as you can imagine, I took him right to ride as a fiddle girl.
06:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:34I'm very happy with you guys.
06:35It was smooth for the most part, but we had a bit of a luggage issue.
06:37Yeah.
06:38We did have a luggage issue.
06:39There was a mala that went astray.
06:40And someone ended up in someone else's knickers for the week.
06:43Whoa!
06:44Whoa!
06:45Oh, this is a super fan.
06:46Yeah.
06:47He wishes, Johnny.
06:48He wishes.
06:49Jason was only with us for one night.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Well, he made the most of it.
06:54There's no knickers if I'm joking.
06:56Okay, okay.
06:57No.
06:58No.
06:59People.
07:00No.
07:01Look, okay.
07:02There was a lot of shows going on.
07:03Myself and Louise are the same size for a patron.
07:05She's a great old pal.
07:06And yes, we did share the knickers for the week.
07:08She absolutely slated as well, my choice of knickers, by the way.
07:11Because apparently seamless and high-rise isn't in anyway.
07:14No.
07:15No.
07:16Too many details, girls.
07:17Too many details.
07:18One to skip a few of this story, right, is that I'd lend her a few knickers, right,
07:23as a good friend would do when your case goes missing.
07:25No.
07:26They don't sell them in New York.
07:27I know.
07:28Very expensive.
07:29Very expensive.
07:30Very expensive.
07:31Power.
07:32We were busy in the pub.
07:33We were busy in the pub.
07:34Johnny, will we get to the shops?
07:35Right.
07:36Anyway, we're leaving Boston to get a train to New York, and I'm like looking at her,
07:39late night the night before, and she's like clibbity clobbing down to the train with all
07:44these bags of new clothes she's bought, and I was like, what is on her hair?
07:47Like her hair was up in a bun, okay?
07:49She had a pair of my knickers tied up, holding her hair up in a bun, and I was like,
07:54we can't rock into New York, like for a big New York show, and you've got like,
07:58you're wearing my knickers as a hair.
07:59The big apple with the big knickers.
08:01You're doing great ambassadors for the language.
08:04We are, yeah, yeah.
08:05Can I ask, just out of interest, a show of hands here in the pub.
08:08Who here could say that they're fluent in Irish?
08:11Okay, but I have another question.
08:13Lava seuss if you have a bit of a grove for the guelga.
08:15Yay!
08:16Okay, and can I just say that the majority of that sentence was,
08:20e guelga, so you mightn't think you're Leafa, but you have way more than you think, guys.
08:23All right.
08:24So let's get your act together and tune in to the girls' podcast to learn a bit more.
08:27Okay.
08:28Now, as well as speaking the language, Dyrn, you are a fantastic traditional Irish musician
08:36and singer.
08:37There you go.
08:38I'm going to sing a song for us.
08:39Oh, well, gee.
08:40Would you like to hear Dyrn sing a song?
08:41Oh, well, gee.
08:42Would you like to hear Dyrn sing a song?
08:43Okay, Cunis, then Cunis.
08:44All right.
08:45What are you going to sing for us?
08:46I'll sing a song, what'll I sing?
08:47I'll sing a song about a lovely woman from Dublin.
08:50Life imitates art, you know?
08:52Okay, but you'll have to give me a hand with this, maybe.
08:55You might know the chorus.
08:57Right.
08:58I'll sing a song.
08:59I'll sing a song.
09:00I'll sing a song.
09:01I'll sing a song.
09:02I'll sing a song.
09:03I'll sing a song.
09:04I'll sing a song.
09:05I'll sing a song.
09:06I'll sing a song.
09:07I'll sing a song.
09:08Well, no.
09:09Madame, I'm a darling, dear, oh, dear, oh!
09:11Oh, Madame, I'm a darling, dear, oh dear.
09:14For she washed them then she squeezed them then she hung them out to dry.
09:18Then she folded us up her arms saying,
09:21what a fine young girl am I.
09:23Madame, I'm a darling, dear, oh, dear, oh!
09:26Oh! Madame, I'm a darling, dear,
09:28oh dear.
09:29Have you ever heard of cups and saucers rattling around in an elf tin can?
09:33Have you ever heard a pretty fair maiden round to a grey-oiled ugly man?
09:37Madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-dyr-o
09:40Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-day
09:42Oh, blue, it is a lovely colour
09:44Till it gets the second dip
09:47That's the way with the old lad's courting
09:49You'll never know when he'll take a fit
09:51Madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-dyr-o
09:54Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-day
09:57Oh, madam, I have gold and silver
09:59Madam, I have tracks of land
10:01Madam, I have ships in the ocean
10:03All I'm missing is a fine young man
10:05Madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-dyr-o
10:08Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-day
10:11Oh, going to the well for water
10:13Washing it around for to make some tea
10:15He fell over, I fell under
10:18All of the game was above the nae
10:20Madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-dyr-o
10:23Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-day
10:25Oh, madam, you can tie my garter
10:28Tie it up above my knee
10:30If you want, you can tie it further
10:32Madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-day
10:34Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-day
10:37Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-day
10:40Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-day
10:42Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a dyr-o-day
10:45Yay!
10:46Yay!
10:47Well, Ireland, that's a good start
10:50Well done, well done
10:52Right
10:53Give it up for Dina Louise and Svima
10:56Right, you up for a game of Dubber Coulshy?
11:03Oh!
11:04Chris, Dara, are you going to play with us?
11:06Oh, yeah, yes
11:07We've got a bit of Dubber Coulshy in the weather
11:09Here we go, the rain has come
11:10Can we ask the man in the white jumper here?
11:12Hello, are you, sir?
11:13Hello, sir, with the great side locks
11:15Hello
11:16You're live on television with the two Johnnies
11:22Don't say anything, but nod your head if you're up for playing a game
11:25Yes!
11:26Yay!
11:27I feel like he could be like Sligo or...
11:30Now, that's a dub
11:31I think...
11:32Oh!
11:33I think he's...
11:34Turn around, turn around!
11:41I like the eyebrow
11:42I like his...
11:43He's very handsome
11:44I like his side ring
11:45This man has amazing side locks
11:47Yeah
11:48He does give a bit of Sligo vibes
11:49Yeah, yeah
11:50Except for the little...
11:51The little...
11:52The little...
11:53The little...
11:54The little strip on his chin
11:55What about the slits in the eyebrow?
11:57That's giving me Dubber vibes
11:58Yeah, that's Dub
11:59Alright, Chris Kent, what do you reckon?
12:00I think he's a Dub
12:02Appropriate, McCullochy kind of thing
12:05Audience, what do you reckon? Dub or McCullochy?
12:07No!
12:08I think McCullochy
12:09You, sir, what's your name and where are you from?
12:12I'm James, I'm from Dublin
12:13Yay!
12:18OK, let's spin that camera around
12:19We've got time for one more
12:20Let's do one more
12:21Thank you, James
12:22Send me bae
12:24OK
12:25Who else have we got?
12:26Oh, the leopard print
12:27Cat Slayer
12:28Let's go
12:29How are you?
12:30You're live on the telly with the two Johnnies
12:35Don't say anything
12:36Just nod your head if you want to play
12:39Yes
12:40OK, lads, what are we thinking?
12:41That could be Mink
12:42That's a Dub
12:43That's a Dub
12:44That's a Dub
12:45Why is she Dub?
12:46I just feel...
12:47Oh!
12:48That's a Dub
12:49She's not a Dub
12:50It could be a leopard
12:52It's a flick
12:53It's a flick as well
12:54It's her eyeliner flick
12:55It's very accurate
12:56That's a Dub
12:57I'm going for facial
12:58Well, there's a lot of things I want to say
13:02But I can't
13:03Alright
13:04No, I think that that is a culture with class
13:08Oh!
13:09A really rare beast
13:11A culture with class over here
13:13Come on
13:14OK lads, let's find out what's your name and where are you from?
13:17My name is Justine and I'm from Dublin
13:19Yay!
13:20Put your hands together for everybody out on the streets of Dublin
13:22Thank you so much
13:23We'll see you after the break
13:28Don't go anywhere!
13:29Because every time you touch
13:30I get this feeling
13:32And every time you kiss
13:33I swear I can fly
13:35Can't you feel my heart beat your ass?
13:38I want you to last
13:39Need you to find my side
13:42Monday's over thinking
13:44Would I find a better plan?
13:47Would I try my best and I'll die
13:51It's just the way I am
13:54Oh!
13:55Oh!
13:56Oh!
13:57It's just the way I am
13:59Oh!
14:00Oh!
14:01Just the way I am
14:03Oh!
14:04Welcome back!
14:05Welcome back!
14:07Now!
14:08It's time for some cracking stand up lads
14:10If there wasn't all Ireland for comedy
14:12This man would win it for Cork
14:14Put your hands together
14:15Go crazy
14:16It's Chris Kent!
14:17Thank you very much, it's great to be here
14:29I have two kids, which is about 12,000 photographs on my phone by the way
14:46That's what two kids is these days
14:48And according to my wife I do not take enough photographs of the children
14:53I have 12,000 of them
14:54I've hard evidence
14:55She said you still don't take enough
14:56I'm like let me introduce you to my mother
14:58There's about seven photographs of babies
15:03Around the house
15:05And she doesn't even know who's who
15:07Alright?
15:08I'll straight up ask her
15:10Who's this?
15:11Is this me or my brother?
15:12I don't know
15:13That's a child in a sink Christopher
15:15That could be anybody
15:16That might not be you or your brother
15:19I'm like alright, yeah
15:20This could be the child that came in the frame
15:21For all we know
15:22You know
15:23It's great
15:25A different time though
15:26It's different times isn't it?
15:27Like we're so different now
15:29Like when I was a kid like my mum and dad used to come home from the pub
15:33And wake me and my brother up to eat chips
15:36You know?
15:37It wasn't a choice
15:38You had to go eat the chips
15:40They'd come in from the pub
15:41Come on down and have chips
15:44Me and the brother
15:45Be there at the table
15:46Going
15:47I'd be looking at him going
15:48You swear up for school in four hours
15:49You know?
15:51My mother would lean in and go
15:52I'm up for work in two hours
15:53Shut up about it
15:55Sing a song
15:56What is going on?
15:57Then my dad would go off singing a song into a batter sausage
16:00You know?
16:01Me and my brother at the same table
16:03A couple of hours later
16:04Wondering how we can't get through a bowl of cornflakes
16:06You know?
16:07You learn a lot when you become a dad
16:09The breastfeeding and all that
16:10I remember the very first time ever experiencing it
16:12I was there with my wife
16:14She was trying to feed the baby
16:15It wasn't really working
16:16I didn't realise
16:17I thought it just would work all the time
16:19You know?
16:20And God bless the nurses
16:21A nurse came into the room
16:22And grabbed my wife's breast
16:24And my son's head
16:25With the elegance of a builder
16:27You know?
16:29Like picking an extension lead out of a puddle
16:31I'll get it to work
16:32Don't worry
16:34And now I kind of thrive on the awkwardness
16:36You know?
16:37I love it
16:38My wife's dad was coming to visit
16:40When we had the baby
16:41And I could see by the walk on the man
16:44When he walked into the living room
16:46He was going to go for a kiss
16:47With the baby
16:49And I also knew
16:50His daughter was feeding the baby
16:56So I could have stopped him
17:00But I was bored out of my mind
17:01You know?
17:03I said, ah, this will be good
17:05And fair play to him
17:06He must have known when he got to there
17:07But he kept going all the way down
17:09It was so awkward
17:10And then he tried to make a joke about it
17:12Which is something I wouldn't recommend
17:13To be quite honest with you
17:14Because the joke he went for that evening
17:16Right?
17:17Was
17:18Leave some for me
17:19You greedy little shit
17:24We haven't seen him since
17:25You know?
17:26He doesn't
17:29I did the impossible last year as well
17:31I bought a house
17:32In the house in crisis
17:34Thank you very much
17:35Four years of dealing with estate agents
17:39I swear to God
17:40If I never see one again
17:42They are...
17:43And we weren't being fussy by the way
17:44We weren't being picky
17:45We were looking for a house for four years
17:46I'll give you an example of the type of houses we were looking at
17:48I went to see a house one day
17:50And the estate agents opening line was
17:52Be careful
17:54That's the level of houses I was going to look at
17:56She couldn't say hello
17:57She had to give me a warning straight away
17:59Be careful
18:00She said
18:01There's a big huge hole upstairs
18:02And your children might fall down it
18:04I said
18:05Thanks very much for warning me there
18:06I went upstairs
18:07She wasn't lying
18:08Biggest hole I've ever seen in the bathroom
18:09And I was so desperate at that point
18:11I was actually sucking up to her
18:12I was looking down at her in the kitchen
18:14And I was kind of saying
18:15I actually like the hole
18:16You know
18:17That's actually handy now in the bathroom
18:19Brush my teeth in the morning
18:20I can hop straight down the hole
18:22No need to go all the way out of the stairs there
18:24You know
18:25And I said to this estate agent
18:27Is there anything else I should know about this house by the way
18:29And she said to me
18:30There's a subsidence issue
18:31No I didn't know what that meant
18:32So I said sorry
18:33I don't know what you mean
18:34And I swear to god
18:35She said
18:36It's sinking
18:37Is that alright?
18:38I was like
18:42It depends how fast I suppose
18:44You know
18:45Am I coming back to see a bungalow next week
18:47Like what are you talking about?
18:49Do you want to hear the saddest part of that story lads?
18:52We were outbid on that house
18:53Right?
18:56Honest to god
18:57And your kids speak it all up
18:58My little boy was only five at that stage
18:59You know
19:00You're looking at houses every single night
19:01We were leaving one of the viewings
19:03And he was only five
19:04And he said to us
19:05Mam and dad
19:06You can have all of my money too
19:09And I was just like
19:10Where is it?
19:11Where is it?
19:12I shook his little sister in the buggy
19:14I was like
19:15What are you bringing to the table?
19:16My wife is like
19:17She doesn't even talk yet
19:18Check her pockets
19:19I don't care
19:20You know
19:21They're just mad
19:22Like the estate agents
19:23They would drive you crazy
19:24They would drive you absolutely crazy
19:25I went to see another place
19:26They said
19:27You're the first person to see this house now
19:28You're the first then
19:29I'm giving you the first look at it
19:30We walked in the door
19:31The same estate agent
19:32Is getting off the phone
19:33And he says
19:34I'm really sorry to tell you now lads
19:35There's been an offer
19:37That was quick
19:38He says
19:40He says
19:4140 over asking
19:42And you're getting desperate at that stage
19:43You're just pulling numbers out
19:4440 over asking
19:45I said look we'll make an offer as well
19:46Straight away
19:47We'll go 50 over asking
19:48And he said
19:49Are you sure?
19:50And I said oh 100%
19:51I took 50 euros out of my wallet straight away
19:52You know
19:5540 grand over asking
19:56That's mental isn't it?
19:57And I said
19:58I thought we're the first people to see the house
19:59And he said
20:00Yeah I wouldn't lie to you
20:01That guy on the phone to me
20:02He hasn't seen the house
20:03He hasn't seen
20:04I wouldn't buy a banana I haven't seen
20:07You know
20:08That's why I don't get my shopping delivered
20:10He hasn't seen the house
20:11Then he tried to paint him as the bad guy
20:13He was like
20:14I wouldn't mind nobody's buying all the houses around here
20:16I'm like stop selling them to him
20:19That doesn't happen with anything else does it?
20:21Does it happen with anything else in life?
20:23I don't know if you've ever gone into a restaurant or something
20:25And you're like
20:26Could I get the lasagna there please?
20:29And the waitress is like
20:30I'm so sorry
20:31Your man over there
20:34Is after buying all the lasagnas
20:37I'll have a chicken curry instead
20:40There's been an offer
20:41You know
20:42Thank you very much for having me
20:44My name is Chris Kent
20:45I'll see you again
20:46Thank you very much
20:47Thank you
20:48Cheers
20:49Well done
20:51Well done
20:52Well done
20:53Well done
20:54Give it up one more time for Chris Kent
20:56And don't forget you can check out Chris Kent's offline tour at Chris Kent comedy dot com lads
21:05OK John
21:07Now
21:08Are you ready for the greatest quiz of all time?
21:10It's
21:11The Parish Quiz!
21:14That's right lads
21:15So every week we have two people on
21:17And we test their local knowledge
21:19They represent their parish in The Parish Quiz
21:21And our first parish is Munter Connacht in County Cavan
21:24And representing them is Amy O'Dowd
21:26Amy how are you?
21:27Not so bad and yourselves lads
21:28Welcome to the madhouse
21:29Cheers thanks very much
21:30How are you feeling?
21:31Are you feeling confident?
21:32Confident enough I tried to do a bit of research ish
21:36OK
21:37Not too much
21:38I went to the local last weekend
21:40And I was like trying to kind of picture everything around it
21:42But yeah that's about the research I've done
21:45Do you go to the local now for the old gossip?
21:47For the gossip
21:48For the gossip
21:49That's where I'd go
21:50What's the latest around Munter Connacht?
21:51The latest around Munter Connacht is that we are in a semi-final for the championship
21:54Oh
21:55Oh so kind of exciting
21:56Not senior
21:57Junior
21:58But we're still there
21:59We're still there
22:00I was hoping for gossip like oh Mary's riding the gardener again
22:02Well
22:03Well you can't be saying that on TV now
22:05OK
22:06We'll get the real gossip afterwards
22:07In a while
22:08So what do you do for a living yourself Amy?
22:09I sell tools
22:11Believe it or not
22:12You're in good company
22:13Any tools you want
22:14Give it up for Amy in Munter Connacht
22:20Our second parish
22:21From the county of Galway and Clifton
22:23It's Damien Manning
22:24How are you Damien?
22:25Not too bad as yourself
22:26Great
22:27What's the crack in Clifton?
22:28Not much now
22:29Summer's over
22:30But sure look it's always
22:31The dirty winter coming
22:32So it'll be
22:33Good crack
22:34Alright
22:35OK
22:36There's tools for that
22:40There you go mate
22:41So
22:42What are you up to yourself?
22:44I'm in college in the minute in Galway City
22:46But on the weekends
22:47I'll be working
22:48In the pub in Clifton
22:49So
22:50Bit of crack
22:51It's handy enough
22:52Because you get the American tourists coming in
22:54And sure
22:55You tell them
22:56Oh my grandfather built the castle
22:57Whatever the fucking church
22:58Sorry
22:59Sorry
23:00And
23:01They tip you like mad
23:03And sure
23:04With the tips then
23:05With freshers being this week
23:06All summer
23:07It was
23:08Handy to keep the
23:09Cash in the pocket
23:10And
23:11With the goal of spending it on freshers
23:12Not spending my wages
23:13But sure look it
23:14Saturday evening would come round
23:16And it would be
23:17Start fresh again on the Monday morning
23:18So
23:19That was the main part of it
23:20OK
23:21So where do you work in Clifton?
23:23Lowry's Bar
23:24You might know about yourself
23:25I was there with you?
23:26You were indeed
23:27I was actually working in EJ Kings at the time
23:29Right I was thinking
23:30I didn't meet you did I?
23:31No
23:32But we had the late night locking in
23:33The first season
23:34On the TV in EJ's
23:35And you were only around the corner in Lowry's
23:36I texted the man behind the bar
23:37Damien Ryan
23:38I said
23:39Send him our way
23:40ASAP
23:41Now
23:42Do you remember being in Lowry's?
23:43I do yeah of course
23:44We have a photo of you
23:46On water
23:47Do you want to see it?
23:49No
23:50That's ok
23:53Trust me God
23:54I don't want to come back
23:55Give it up for Damien and Clifton
23:56OK
24:00It's time to play the parish quiz
24:02We are kicking off with Munterconnacht
24:03Here is your question
24:05Hello
24:08How ya lads
24:09This is Noel McIner here from Munterconnacht Heritage
24:12And the Brefty High Nelly Club
24:14I've got a question for you
24:16And my good friend here Liam O'Reilly is going to ask it
24:20What is my nickname?
24:24Now
24:25What is Liam O'Reilly's nickname?
24:27I would have
24:28I literally saw it there
24:29And I was like
24:30Liamy
24:31Liamy is his name
24:32You walk in you were like
24:33Well Liamy
24:34Liamy is his name
24:35It's not Liam
24:36It's Liamy
24:37Liamy is his name
24:38Let's find out if it's his nickname as well
24:40The answer is
24:42Muscles
24:43But it's Liamy
24:46Have you ever heard of him being called Muscles?
24:49Never
24:50Do you know him?
24:51I do know Liamy yes
24:52Damien are you ready for your question about Clifton?
24:56I am indeed
24:57Right here we go
24:58You know what?
25:04Hello Damien
25:05Father Ronan here
25:06I am in St Joseph's Church in Clifton
25:09Do you know
25:10What colour is the wall at the back of the main altar?
25:21What colour is the wall behind the altar?
25:24In your local church?
25:25You look puzzled then
25:26Can you give me a second?
25:28Go to mass
25:31Always
25:32Always
25:34We're going to have to push you
25:36I want to say it's gold
25:39Gold
25:41Or is that the main thing in the middle of it?
25:46Final answer?
25:47I go gold
25:48Okay
25:49Well let's cross back to Father Ronan and find out
25:52And the answer is
25:55Green
25:57Yellow
26:00I'm here to my ear
26:01We're giving him that one
26:02We're giving him that one
26:03We're giving him that one
26:12Calm it down, calm it down, calm it down
26:14Right
26:16Munther Connacht
26:17We're back to you
26:18Let's have your next question
26:24Well Amy, Conor here
26:25I'm with the two Fergals
26:26You're with the two Johnnies
26:27Muncheconnacht
26:28Muncheconnacht won the junior championship in 1976 against Banyan
26:32Question for you today is
26:34Whose cows are those?
26:36Whose cows are they out the back of the GE airfield?
26:40Right
26:42It is
26:44Own Brodie's cows
26:45Own Brodie's cows
26:46Yes
26:47Right, well let's find out if you're right
26:49And the answer is
26:50The Brodie's
26:51Yay
26:52Yay
26:53Yay
26:54Yay
26:56Lovely
26:57Right, Damien, you ready?
26:58I am
26:59Let's go to Clifton for your next question
27:00I know that place
27:04Hello Damien
27:07Hello Damien
27:08My name is Damien here
27:09Manager Larry's Bar
27:10And I have a question for you
27:14What world record did I attempt in 2023?
27:19Okay, what world record did he attempt?
27:21The most pubs
27:23I think it was the most pubs visited
27:24And I had to drink a pint in each pub in 24 hours
27:28Right
27:29How did he do?
27:30I bet
27:31Okay, well let's go back to
27:33Your boss
27:34Where you work
27:35To find out if you're right
27:37Now guys
27:38The answer to that question
27:39Was
27:40The Guinness World Book of Records
27:41Was the most pubs visited in 24 hours
27:43And I managed to do 85
27:46Hey
27:47What did he drink?
27:48Thank you
27:50Right, Montaconic
27:51Here we go
27:52Here's your next question
27:57I'm Eugene O'Dwyer
27:58And I'm the owner of
28:00The Funeral Home
28:01The shop
28:02The pub
28:03The Astro Tuff
28:05The Astro Tuff
28:06And the auctioneers
28:07People often ask me what my occupation is
28:10And I'd tell them
28:11Buy you out
28:12Sell you out
28:13And what?
28:15Right, so there you go
28:16That's just Eugene the John Dutton
28:18Of
28:19He seems to own everything
28:22Local tycoon
28:23He owns a lot
28:24So he's an auctioneer
28:25But he also is a funeral director
28:27So he will lay you out
28:28He'll lay you out
28:29He'll buy you out, sell you out
28:30And lay you out
28:31Right, let's
28:32Let's find out if you're right
28:33Let's find out if you're right
28:35The answer is
28:36Lay your eyes
28:37Lay your eyes
28:38Yay!
28:43Alright, Damien, you ready?
28:44I am indeed
28:45Here we go
28:46Let's back to Clifton for the next question
28:47Hello, Damien's son
28:48I'm here, your father
28:49In my salon head
28:50You may recognise this character behind me
28:54He's very famous in Clifton
28:55In the whole parish
28:56Everybody knows him
28:57He's famous for his dancing
28:58So my question to you today, Damien, is
29:00Whose feet are these?
29:02A lot's unpacked there
29:03Yeah, a good bit
29:04Good bit
29:05That's your father?
29:06That is my father
29:07That is my father
29:08That's my father
29:09That's my father
29:10That's my father
29:11That's my father
29:12That's my father
29:13That's my father
29:14That's my father
29:15That's my father
29:16That is my father, yes
29:17And is there somebody always dancing around the place?
29:20In Clifton
29:21I wouldn't say in the salon itself
29:22But in Clifton there would be
29:24Right
29:25It would be
29:26And he'd be between
29:27Ravi's, EJ's and Lowry's
29:29Three pubes he mainly goes through
29:30And his name is John Dunne
29:32Okay, well let's go back to your father
29:34And find out if you're right
29:36Don't do me wrong
29:37And the answer is
29:38John Dunne
29:40Yes, he is
29:43Which means
29:44Put all your questions right
29:46Clifton are tonight's winners
29:52Congratulations Damien
29:54Congratulations
29:55Ah there you go
29:56It's good to see good sport
29:57Now the prizes
29:58Right
29:59In one of these envelopes
30:00Is
30:01An all expenses paid trip
30:03To Vegas
30:04Oh
30:05And in the other envelope
30:08Is a free haircut
30:10From your dad
30:11So which envelope
30:14Is it going to be Damien
30:15Think about it
30:16Aw lad
30:17Pick carefully
30:18Take the haircut
30:19Somebody said take the haircut
30:21Somebody said take the haircut
30:22I
30:23I don't even go to him to get my haircut
30:24Right
30:25I'll take this one
30:27Right
30:28Okay Damien open it up
30:29Let us know what have you won
30:35A free haircut
30:36Let's give it up for your winner
30:37The parish quiz
30:38Now
30:39Still to come
30:40Music from this man behind us here
30:41Sean McGee
30:42Loads more crack as well
30:43Don't go anywhere
30:44You got a 50 dollar bill
30:45You got a 50 dollar bill
30:46Put your hands on
30:47You got a 20 dollar bill
30:48Put your hands on
30:49You got a 10 dollar bill
30:50Put your hands on
30:51You got a 10 dollar bill
30:52Put your hands on
30:53You got a 10 dollar bill
30:54Put your hands on
30:55I can't hear y'all
30:56I can't hear y'all
30:57I can't hear y'all
30:58I can't hear y'all
30:59I can't hear y'all
31:00I can't hear y'all
31:01I can't hear y'all
31:02I can't hear y'all
31:03I can't hear y'all
31:04I can't hear y'all
31:05I can't hear y'all
31:07I can't hear y'all
31:08I can't hear y'all
31:09I can't hear y'all
31:10I can't hear y'all
31:11I can't hear y'all
31:14For the land that's called Killa
31:16And the lord up above Killa
31:19La la la la la la la la
31:23For the green and the white I adore
31:26For the parish that lasts ever o'er
31:31Are you all right?
31:32Well done, let's go for it!
31:36Welcome back to the Two Johnnies Late Night Lock-In!
31:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:42It's time to find out who's in the bar?
31:44We're in the bar!
31:46Who's in the bar?
31:47We're in the bar!
31:49Right, has anyone got a hidden talent they want to show us?
31:53I've got talent!
31:56Well there's one lad down the back who seems very confident
31:58Can we train?
31:59I want to see what he's made of
32:01Who put their hand up here?
32:03Me!
32:04What's the crackhead, what's your name, where are you from?
32:06My name's Lorcan and I'm from Athlone
32:08Anyone here from Westmeet?
32:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:11Yep, Westmeet
32:12Yep, I'm Roscommon side now
32:14Sorry if I've offended you
32:17No, no, not at all
32:18OK, well, what is your hidden talent?
32:20Well, I can put my ears inside my ears
32:23Right, well, how did you discover you could do this?
32:28I think when I was younger I just got sick of listening to people
32:32LAUGHTER
32:33Right, has this ever come in useful?
32:36Yeah, it's actually got me a job interview in centre parks
32:39What was the job?
32:41A Christmas elf
32:43A Christmas elf
32:45LAUGHTER
32:46OK, I'm going to have to see it
32:47Do you want to see it?
32:48Yeah!
32:49OK, Lorcan, in your own time
32:50OK, I'll have to get ready
32:51I'll have to
32:52So, first off
32:53I'll put one ear in first
32:55Oh my god!
32:57And then another one
32:59But this is where the real trick happens
33:01That's amazing!
33:09LAUGHTER
33:10Can anyone else do that?
33:12No?
33:13No?
33:14It's kind of one of a kind
33:18What if...
33:20Does it have to be your fingers?
33:22Can you do it if I click my fingers?
33:23Yeah, give it a go
33:25OK
33:26Right, ready?
33:32All right, we'd better move on
33:34I know it's great
33:35All right, back to you, Johnny Schmatz
33:36Here we go
33:37Thank you very much, Johnny
33:38Right, who else has got hidden talent, lads?
33:40Who else has got...
33:41Get him up in the air
33:42Get him up, OK, right
33:43Come on, Stuart, let's go
33:44We're heading over here
33:45Come on, clear the way, lads
33:46You get a slap of a camera
33:47Erm, how are you?
33:48What's your name?
33:49Where are you from?
33:50I'm from Longford, my name's Catherine
33:51Catherine from Longford
33:52OK, and what is your hidden talent, Catherine?
33:54Erm, I can play the fiddle
33:56While doing the splits
33:57Play the fiddle while doing the splits
33:59Yeah
34:00And have you brought the fiddle?
34:01Erm...
34:02Look, we'll grab a fiddle here
34:04Sean McGee has a fiddle
34:05There's the fiddle
34:06Handy, handy
34:07And strain the bow
34:08Here we go, right
34:09OK, are we ready, lads?
34:10Are we ready to see Catherine's talent?
34:12CHEERING
34:14OK, the shoes are coming off, right?
34:16I'll mic up this
34:17Here we go
34:18OK
34:19Give it up for Catherine
34:31CHEERING
34:36And the most impressive thing is that was done in jeans
34:39Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
34:40I mean, you should get some sort of brandy after this from the jeans, I'd say
34:44Can you play the fiddle without doing the splits?
34:45Oh, no
34:46No
34:47And can you do the splits without the fiddle?
34:49God, no
34:50Give it up for Catherine
34:52CHEERING
34:53CHEERING
34:54Do you know what?
34:57This show will never cease to amaze me
34:59Every week I'm amazed
35:00Lads, are you ready to meet our next guest?
35:02CHEERING
35:04Well, let's cross live to...
35:06Seamus the Sheep
35:08Who's it gonna be?
35:09It is between
35:10Les Dennis
35:11Ahead of Lettuce
35:13And Dara Ennis
35:14Who is it gonna be, lads?
35:16It seems to be taking a big liking to Lettuce
35:18But it is...
35:19Dara Ennis!
35:20CHEERING
35:21What's the crap?
35:24How much?
35:25How are you doing, lads?
35:26Well, great, thanks for coming in, man
35:27What a great place to have a chat show
35:28It's good, isn't it?
35:29Yeah, this studio stuff is all last year, man
35:30This is way better
35:31That was sort of like 2019
35:32Yeah, yeah
35:33That was sort of like 2019
35:35Yeah, and Dara, first of all I want to ask The Chase
35:41Like a massive show
35:42Yeah
35:43How did you get your break on The Chase?
35:44I needed a door for my house
35:45Right
35:46Seems very strange, but it was true
35:47Doors are really expensive
35:49This is way better.
35:50That was so, like, 2019, yeah?
35:52Darren, first of all, I want to ask The Chase.
35:54Like, a massive show.
35:55Yeah.
35:56How did you get your break on The Chase?
35:57I needed a door for my house.
36:00Seems very strange, but it's true.
36:02Doors are really expensive.
36:04I didn't realise.
36:05And needed a back door, moved into the new house.
36:07The previous owner, for their own reasons,
36:09had taken the back door out.
36:10And I had no money.
36:11Wait, so there was no door at all?
36:12There was a curtain.
36:13Right.
36:14It was a bit cold in the kitchen.
36:16And, yeah, doors cost a couple of grand.
36:18They're expensive.
36:19So I went on a quiz show to try and win some money.
36:21So you went on The Chase as a contestant?
36:23Yeah.
36:24And you obviously...
36:25It went well.
36:27You won?
36:28You win a lot of money?
36:29No, it was a bit controversial
36:31because the other people took a lower offer.
36:33So I ended up winning.
36:34Enough for a door.
36:35So, you know, mission accomplished.
36:37But not much else.
36:38OK, so how do you prepare to be a chaser?
36:41How do you study?
36:42You do a lot of quizzes.
36:44Learn a lot of lists.
36:46And figure out what you're bad at.
36:47And pick it up.
36:48Study, like, in school.
36:49I don't have very deep knowledge on any subject.
36:51I know a tiny amount about a huge number of things.
36:54OK.
36:55So I don't go into depth into anything.
36:56Because it doesn't come up in quizzes.
36:57You know, it's only...
36:58If it's the soaps, it's the major actors,
36:59major families, that kind of stuff.
37:01You don't need to go into all of it.
37:02How do you retain the information, then?
37:04I'm really, really good at that.
37:05Do you know the way people are good at,
37:07you know, dancing, singing, playing football?
37:09Rubbish at all of them.
37:10Right?
37:11When I was playing football, my dad watched me play once
37:13and he said if they were shooting footballers,
37:15he'd live forever.
37:18And he was a properly good football player, right?
37:20Terrible at everything.
37:21Terrible at everything.
37:22But I can remember stuff.
37:23And now I do it for a living.
37:24It's great.
37:25It works a treat.
37:26And you're known as The Menace on the show.
37:28Yeah.
37:29Did you pick the nickname?
37:30No.
37:31I had no idea what it was.
37:32None whatsoever.
37:33So when do you find out that you are The Menace?
37:34When Brad said it out loud on the show.
37:36I was standing, so we have little steps at the back
37:38to go up to the thing.
37:39I was standing on there.
37:40And he said, oh, it's our new chaser.
37:41And as I was walking down, he said,
37:43The Ennis, The Menace.
37:44That was literally the first time I heard.
37:47You're not getting ready.
37:48Like, you know they all have nicknames.
37:49Did you never think?
37:50Well, they asked me did I want to be the professor,
37:52but I was working in university at the time.
37:54I thought that would be a bit cheeky.
37:55And I said, not that.
37:56And they said, do you mind what we call you?
37:57I said, I don't care.
37:58And then your whole persona,
37:59the outfit they have you in,
38:00the bolo tie, all that.
38:01Did you choose all this?
38:02We have a photo of you here in your cowboy kind of bolo.
38:05Look at that.
38:06Wow.
38:07I'm intimidated.
38:09God, that's attractive, isn't it?
38:11No, I didn't pick any of that.
38:13I said I'd wear a chicken suit if they gave me the job.
38:15I have to ask the guests are a whiz as well.
38:17Chris Kent is whiz,
38:18and the girls from the How to Gale podcast.
38:20Chris, if you were a chaser,
38:21what nickname are you going for?
38:22I'd say The Bluff.
38:26Yeah, because that would be a tactic.
38:28Yeah, Chris The Bluff Kent.
38:29You want to lure them in.
38:30100%.
38:31Sheeva, what do you reckon?
38:32Sheeville, New York.
38:33Oh!
38:34Sheeville!
38:35That's pretty good, dear.
38:37I'm a traditional musician,
38:39so it'd have to be the realer dealer.
38:41Oh!
38:42Wow, we could get you all jobs.
38:44Louise?
38:45I'm really bad at quizzes,
38:46so I'd be Louise two degrees,
38:47and I would just spend the entire time
38:48trying to figure out how I know the people.
38:50Two degrees.
38:53So, with all the other chasers who are on the show,
38:55are you friends?
38:56Would you go for a pint after a show with them?
38:57Not after a show.
38:58People think we live in a big house together or something,
39:01and then we all go on holidays together.
39:02We get along, we genuinely do,
39:04and we're all mates,
39:05but we're workmates.
39:06We just get along.
39:07I imagine you'd be going out after being like,
39:08what's the capital of Peru, you know?
39:10Oh, you don't understand.
39:11When we're doing Beat the Chasers,
39:12we go to Paul Sinner's dressing room,
39:14and his husband,
39:15Ollie, who's a properly good quizzer as well,
39:17asks us all,
39:18we sit around asking each other quiz questions.
39:19We genuinely don't.
39:20We are that nerdy.
39:21But class is a bit of a stretch.
39:23Class is when you get them right.
39:25I mean, it'd be different if me and Johnny wrote the dressing room
39:28at the back someone asking us quiz questions.
39:30It's not as entertaining.
39:31So, like, are you competitive?
39:33Who's the worst, say, if they be a sore loser,
39:35if they get one wrong?
39:36The Beast, by miles.
39:37It's not even close.
39:38Like, people think it's an act,
39:40and it is a little bit.
39:41He pantomime villains it.
39:42He hates losing.
39:43He gets really angry.
39:44There's a big...
39:45There's this guy.
39:46Very unassuming.
39:47You can see gentle character.
39:48He's really like that in real life.
39:50He does bang it up.
39:51But on our console at the top,
39:53the Perspex has a crack in it
39:54from when he smashed it one time.
39:55And it's proper tick Perspex.
39:57Is he actually big, like, in real life?
39:59He's six foot seven.
40:00Geez.
40:01He's lost about 12 stones
40:02since that picture was taken,
40:03and he's still huge.
40:05Wow.
40:06He is a big, big man.
40:07Yeah.
40:08Oh, thank you.
40:09Make sure if we ever go on, John,
40:10we won't get in.
40:11All right.
40:12You must get recognised all the time.
40:13All the time.
40:14Yeah, it's big.
40:15The show's massive around the world.
40:16In Australia and New Zealand,
40:17and I'm going there next year,
40:18apparently it's huge as well.
40:19But walking down the street,
40:20I was in the zoo in Ireland,
40:21and it was nearly a queue of people.
40:23There were more people watching me
40:24than the monkeys.
40:25It was massive.
40:26What do people say to you?
40:28Are you the guy off the chase?
40:32See, I told you, I told you!
40:34That's it.
40:35Mostly.
40:36Do people, do they shout at you?
40:38A little bit.
40:39Or come up and ask you questions?
40:40They will.
40:41They go,
40:42Oh, can I ask you a quiz question?
40:43And then they can't think of one off the top of their head.
40:45And it's always,
40:46Oh, what's the capital of Germany?
40:47Or something really easy.
40:48And it's like,
40:49Yeah, alright.
40:50What is the capital of Germany?
40:51What is the capital of Germany?
40:52G.
40:53What?
40:54G.
40:55G, yeah.
40:56So, when you're up there,
40:57and people are playing against you.
40:59Just beat up.
41:00People are playing against you, say,
41:02Yeah.
41:03And what if they, like you,
41:04when you first went on it.
41:05Oh my god.
41:06I just got G, German.
41:12Alright.
41:13Hey, thanks Darren.
41:15We won't be on the show any time.
41:17It would be an easy win for me if you are.
41:19So, like that,
41:20what if you're playing against someone,
41:21and they come on,
41:22Oh, I really need the money,
41:23like, I have no shoes, whatever.
41:25And then, you're saying,
41:26Well, I'm not losing.
41:27Yeah, of course I'm not.
41:28So, do you ever feel bad about winning?
41:30The charity ones, yeah.
41:31But the regular punters,
41:32they should just play better.
41:35Like, seriously, it's fact,
41:36if you do well,
41:37there's no chance of the chaser winning.
41:38What were you doing before you were a chaser?
41:40Oh, my real job.
41:41When I worked for a living,
41:42I worked as a scientist.
41:43I was working in Oxford University,
41:44doing research.
41:45Very fancy.
41:46Yeah, it was good.
41:47And what kind of science stuff were you doing?
41:49I was doing neuroscience,
41:50so I was trying to figure out how brains work.
41:52So, we used, weirdly, fly brains.
41:54You know the little fruit flies in your house?
41:56The really annoying ones?
41:57Bassets.
41:58We used to dissect the brains out of them,
41:59and I tell you,
42:00the first thing in the morning
42:01if you've been out the night before,
42:02that is a tricky job.
42:03We used to dissect the brains out of them
42:05and try and figure out how they worked
42:06to give us an idea of how human brains work.
42:08And we hear you're mad into beekeeping, is it?
42:10Yeah, yeah, bees.
42:11Yeah, I've been doing it for years now.
42:13I'm not any good at it, but I like it.
42:14It's good crack.
42:15Did you ever get stung?
42:16Oh, yeah.
42:17All the time.
42:18Actually, my favourite time I got stung
42:20was before...
42:22OK, favourite time.
42:23Before I was keeping bees, years ago,
42:25I used to live in Canada
42:26and I was playing GAA,
42:27which I never played in Ireland
42:28because I was rubbish.
42:29But over there, the standard's low
42:30and there's rolling subs.
42:31It's a much better system.
42:32And I was running along in a match in Toronto
42:35and a bee went up my nose and stung me.
42:37Oh!
42:38I know.
42:39Do you know how much sympathy I got from my team?
42:41I dropped to the ground, going,
42:42Oh!
42:43I'm just rolling on the ground,
42:44holding my face.
42:45Oh!
42:46Going, oh, quick, sub, sub!
42:47And they're all laughing.
42:48Otherwise, yeah, you get stung.
42:51That's what happens when you're a beekeeper.
42:52So, you're going on tour with your new show?
42:54Yeah, I'm doing a live quiz tour.
42:56I'm doing it in England first
42:57and then I'm coming to Ireland in the spring.
42:58Brilliant stuff.
42:59Out left, are you going?
43:00Yeah!
43:01Yeah!
43:02There you go.
43:03Check out ultimatepubquiz.com, lads,
43:04for more info.
43:05Give it up for Dara Ennis, everyone!
43:09During a cheap hour double we've got Louise and Chris.
43:11Are you going to play with us?
43:12Yes!
43:13Yes!
43:14Okay, that's them ready.
43:15You, sir, with the headphones.
43:16Hi!
43:17Hi!
43:18Hi!
43:19Hello!
43:21You, sir!
43:22Don't say anything!
43:23You're live on the television with the two Johnnies.
43:25Just nod your head if you're up for playing a game.
43:30Okay.
43:31Okay, alright, Dara, just by looking at him,
43:33is he a dub or is he a coaching?
43:34I think he's a dub.
43:35a dub. But why? Because he is wearing air max and he's got a groomed beard and he looks
43:44like he's been to a hairdresser. He looks like he's been to a hairdresser rather than
43:47a barber. He's wearing his umbrella like a rifle.
43:52A culchi would just get wet. Chris, what do you reckon? I think he's a culchi. I do,
43:57yeah, he's been in Dublin a long time. But I believe he's a culchi. Okay, what do you
44:03reckon? I think he's a dub. Look at that battered leather jacket. The tote bag, is that a red
44:07tote bag? I'm going to say culchi, he's like a deer caught in headlights here.
44:11What do you reckon?
44:16What's your name and where are you from?
44:27Let's find somebody else. Let's go in. Let's go in on someone. What about this lad with the
44:31mullet here and the orange sitting down? Oh, he's got the guy. You're on the telly,
44:37you're live with the two Johnnies. Nod your head if you want to play a game.
44:43Tell you what, he's great fun of parties. What do we reckon? Oh, he's got the arms folded now.
44:48Need to zoom in. He's got that kind of, you know, that iron jumper on underneath.
44:53He's quite stylish. Yeah. Give me a look at the footwear situation.
44:57I'm going culchi, just on the mullet. Just. Oh, culchi, I think with the jumper. Yeah.
45:11That looks like a man who didn't have tempered heat and that's right.
45:14What do we reckon? It's a strong culchi. What's your name and where are you from?
45:21Hi, my name's Sir. I'm actually half-breed and half-cultchi, half-dough.
45:25A bloody hybrid. Thank you, Mark.
45:29Give it up for our guests, for Dara Innes, for the How to Gail Girls and for Chris Kent.
45:34And now, to play us now, put your hands together for the one and only, Sean McGee.
45:43Oh, there'd be a woman at our town, the woman knew all too well.
45:48She dearly loved her husband and had nothing meant twice as well.
45:51It'd be right, Finneganario, we'd turn Finnegal Wall.
45:55It'd be right, Finneganario, we're tipping it up to Nancy.
46:00She'd take her to the camera shop, some remedies to fight.
46:03Have you anything in your camera shop to make my home and flight?
46:06It'd be right, Finneganario, we'd turn Finnegal Wall.
46:10It'd be right, Finneganario.
46:12One, two, three, jump!
46:14She's swiped through the river, she's swiped through the brine.
46:24Oh, Martin, dear Martin, don't leave me behind.
46:28No, it'd be right, Finneganario, we'd turn.
46:30Finnegal Wall, it'd be right, Finneganario, we're tipping it up to Nancy.
46:36Oh, Martin, dear Johnny, don't leave me behind.
46:39You're a son of a that, you silly old fool, you know me for Martin's blind.
46:43No, it'd be right, Finneganario, we'd turn.
46:45Finnegal Wall, it'd be right, Finneganario.
46:48Are you ready?
46:49One, two, three, jump!
46:50Hey!
46:57There's thine in me family and then I miss me, oh.
47:01I wish that each and every man would come and claim his own.
47:04It'd be right, Finneganario, we'd turn.
47:07Finnegal Wall, it'd be right, Finneganario, we're tipping it up to Nancy.
47:13Oh!
47:15Come here fast!
47:18Mmm.
47:20Yeah, yeah!
47:21It's violent.
47:22You
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