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00:00Be quiet, now he's licking his heart out.
00:02There's been a lot of tit slapping tonight and I've really enjoyed it.
00:05Gamble really lubed up the old mitt for that one.
00:08Oh, Wang's going to be trapped in there.
00:10Into the turnbuckle goes Phil Wang.
00:13Brutal stuff.
00:14He's losing energy.
00:15Gamble trapping up, you get Buddy.
00:17I haven't seen him this energised since the Gillian Anderson off-menu.
00:19Look, the thing is, if I didn't make a bowl of noodles,
00:21who do you think would be more distracted by it?
00:26There's a pin and it's...
00:28It's a two-count.
00:30Gamble can't believe it.
00:32It was really brutal because he'd really got his dick in Phil's face.
00:37That's the most insulting, the dick pin.
00:39My God.
00:41Wang's begging.
00:42Wang's begging for peace.
00:44Gamble's dragging him along the road.
00:47Sort of chafing his face there.
00:49This is fantastic.
00:51It's a lovely charm.
00:53Gamble is goading the crowd.
00:55I love to see it.
00:56I should do the thing.
00:58Gamble's just shouting.
00:59What thing is he talking about?
01:01You got it.
01:02Gamble's going up to the...
01:03Give it to him.
01:04Is Gamble going up to the rope?
01:06Oh my God.
01:07He's going over the top.
01:08Gold look.
01:09Oh my God.
01:10Oh my God.
01:11He's going to go over the top.
01:13What's Gamble up to?
01:15Oh wow.
01:16He's gone over the top.
01:18Oh my God.
01:19If only Phil had stayed there,
01:20but he had been in place for so long.
01:21Oh my God.
01:22Incredible.
01:23Inflational.
01:24Athleticism from Gamble.
01:25Unbelievable.
01:26Athleticism.
01:27There's a pin.
01:28One.
01:29Two.
01:30And a kicker.
01:31Show her up from Wang.
01:33A double pin.
01:34Two.
01:35Oh hey.
01:36The referee's finally spotting something.
01:40A stopped clock is right twice a day.
01:43Let's go.
01:44How was this?
01:45Bullitt's really going for the only one on stage.
01:47Wow.
01:48I think Bullitt likes to.
01:49I think so too.
01:50I think Bullitt's trying to neg Pascoe.
01:52He's got an energy.
01:53Don't distract me, Bullitt.
01:55I'm busy trying to understand resonance.
01:57Oh.
01:58Gamble's put him on the floor.
01:59Gamble's telling him to sit down.
02:02Oh.
02:03He's got his two arms.
02:04He's got him in the arm lock.
02:06Yeah.
02:07Oh, he's stretching Phil out.
02:08He's stretching Phil out.
02:10Will one be able to...
02:11Surely Phil has just got to tamp out and give Gamble the win.
02:14Surely.
02:15No.
02:16No one can withstand this kind of play.
02:18He's a strong man and he can just...
02:19He looks like he's feeling the pain.
02:21Yes.
02:22Yes.
02:23He's getting power out.
02:24The work twat is working.
02:26Oh my God.
02:27Yes.
02:28Here he goes.
02:29He's raised up his head.
02:30Like a golden phoenix on the floor.
02:32Oh.
02:33He's down the ground on him.
02:35An amazing reversal from Wang.
02:37Yes.
02:38Yes.
02:39Yes.
02:40Yes.
02:41Yes.
02:42Come on.
02:43Come on.
02:44Come on.
02:45He's getting it on!
02:46Oh!
02:47Wow.
02:48Oh dear me.
02:49Perfect.
02:51You're hero.
02:53It wasn't a nice move.
02:54This is not a nice look.
02:55He's not behaving like a very nice man.
02:57This guy's pathetic.
02:58Gamble using the junk in his trunk to destroy Wang.
03:01Oh! Knee to the sternum from Gamble.
03:07He's off the rope.
03:09This is fantastic.
03:11Oh! Oh, look!
03:13Oh, oh, oh! Something's happening!
03:15This is ridiculous!
03:18He's putting it! He's putting it!
03:21He's putting it! He's putting it!
03:24One, two, three!
03:27Double Gamble. Distracted by Bullitt on the ropes.
03:32We would have had a nine count then.
03:34Do you know what, Bullitt?
03:35You! You're right ahead!
03:39Bullitt's been dispatched!
03:41Dispatched? What dispatched me?
03:43Finally, the referee actually does something.
03:46He also kicked someone. I don't think that's allowed.
03:48He looks absolutely furious.
03:50Yeah, get out of here.
03:52Bullitt's been banned.
03:53Pick up your fake pounds and get out of here.
03:56You've been disqualified!
04:00You have to go home now!
04:02You're a bald prick!
04:04I'm telling you.
04:05It's just called the referee a bald prick,
04:06which although it's fair,
04:07it's not really a nice thing to do.
04:09It's not, Carl.
04:10Especially not when Bullitt's rocking that head of hair.
04:15Ed Gamble needs to focus on this match.
04:17It's hard though, isn't it?
04:18The referee does look like a van,
04:20so it's hard not to take that insult from Bullitt
04:23as aimed at one of the co-founders of this event.
04:26Oh, he's just pushed Wang in the face.
04:30Oh!
04:31Spitzing!
04:32Unnecessary from Gamble.
04:33That was fantastic!
04:34All the licking, all the spitzing.
04:35This is very unhygienic, Ed Gamble.
04:36I lived there for quite a while,
04:37and he's got quite a wet guard.
04:38Oh, Wang's charging himself up.
04:39Wang's charging up the W.
04:40It's happening again.
04:41It's happening again.
04:42It's happening again.
04:43Gamble doesn't seem to be aware of it.
04:44There he is!
04:45He's getting out of turns.
04:46He's back!
04:47He's back in his feet!
04:48Wang's back!
04:49And Gamble's none the wiser!
04:50Come on.
04:51Oh, my goodness.
04:52You've got him exactly where you want him, Phil.
04:53Look in the other way.
04:54Gamble's turning slowly.
04:55Being an idiot.
04:56Oh, here we go.
04:57Oh, he's running towards him.
04:58Oh, he's sending down!
04:59It's a great shove.
05:00Gamble's got to recompose himself,
05:01because Wang's got back from another!
05:02That's a great shove.
05:03Oh, it's a lovely running shove.
05:04Yes, come on now.
05:05Wang's on the top row.
05:06He's taking him down to Chinatown.
05:08If that's not racially insensitive.
05:09Oh, my goodness!
05:10He's flipped it!
05:11He's flipped him over!
05:12That is a stop shot!
05:13The Tornado DDT from Wang from the top row.
05:15Gamble flat on his front.
05:16Let's watch that again.
05:17Look at the skill here.
05:18There's a Tornado DDT.
05:19There's the DDT.
05:20Oh, there's the DDT.
05:21Oh, he's got to recompose himself.
05:22Oh, he's got to recompose himself.
05:23Oh, he's got to recompose himself.
05:24Oh, he's got to recompose himself.
05:25Oh, he's got to go back from another!
05:26Oh, it's a great shove.
05:27Oh, it's a lovely running shove.
05:28Yes, come on now.
05:29Oh, he's taking him down to Chinatown.
05:30The DDT from Wang from the top row.
05:32Gamble flat on his front.
05:33Let's watch that again.
05:34Look at the skill here.
05:35Look at this.
05:36There's the Tornado.
05:37There's the DDT.
05:38The Tornado.
05:39And Gamble's on his face.
05:40Oh, knee to the face now.
05:43Gamble doesn't know whether he's coming or going.
05:45Like the Dan Aykroyd off-menu episode.
05:47No.
05:48You've listened to a lot of off-menu, haven't you?
05:52I do my background research.
05:54One, two.
05:55Oh!
05:56Oh!
05:57Oh!
05:58On the road!
05:59On the road again from Gamble.
06:02Listen, it's not a British sporting effect if you can't make a referee feel sad.
06:06He's standing up.
06:07He's wailing, he's moaning.
06:08Oh.
06:09It's very, very wacky.
06:10Wang's setting him up.
06:11Here we go.
06:12Oh!
06:13Wang's back's gone.
06:14Oh!
06:15Wang's back's gone.
06:16Oh!
06:17The back's out.
06:18Listen, none of us, none of us are the men we were ten years ago.
06:21Oh!
06:22Oh!
06:23Oh!
06:24He's jealous suplex from Gamble.
06:27Wang looks absolutely dazed.
06:32Gamble looks gritty and determined.
06:34Watch this!
06:35He's just said watch this.
06:37Watch this.
06:38He's heading to the top rope.
06:39He's heading to the top rope.
06:40Surely he's not going all the way.
06:42Surely he's not going all the way to the top rope.
06:44I don't like the look of this.
06:45He's going all the way to the top rope.
06:47Wang looks dazed.
06:48Keep it back.
06:49Come on first.
06:50Oh!
06:51He's kicked him out.
06:52The referee's gone down.
06:54That referee has just taken a shot from Phil Wang accidentally.
06:58Oh!
06:59The referee looks in genuine pain here.
07:01Oh!
07:02Phil's getting up too.
07:03Phil's getting up there as well.
07:04This referee is sort of made out of paper.
07:06What's with this guy?
07:07Wang's going up high.
07:08They're just locked in a slow embrace.
07:09But now they're revving up for something.
07:10Wang is revving up for something special here.
07:11Wang's looking for the superplex.
07:12Can he get up?
07:13He nails the superplex!
07:14Wow!
07:15Superplex!
07:16Oh!
07:17We're gonna get to see that again.
07:18Wow!
07:19Gideon!
07:20One of the...
07:21That was a superplex!
07:22One of the toughest moves to nail.
07:23And Wang nails him.
07:24They're all good.
07:25They're all good.
07:26Oh!
07:27Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:38Holy shit!
07:39Holy shit!
07:40Holy shit!
07:41Holy shit!
07:42Holy shit!
07:43Holy shit!
07:44Holy shit!
07:45Holy shit is right, guys.
07:46Holy shit is right.
07:47I will say that this crowd over the course of the evening has developed a real unanimity of
07:51purpose.
07:52And they can muster a chance at almost no notice whatsoever.
07:55Phil Wang trying to wake the referee up here.
07:57Just get the referee up.
07:59The referee's been roused.
08:01Wang's trying to rouse the referee.
08:03Uh-oh.
08:04Wang's trying to get the referee up.
08:07Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:09Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:11Oh!
08:12Powerbomb!
08:13Oh!
08:14Look at that!
08:15There's a cover!
08:16One!
08:17Two!
08:18Three!
08:19That would be it!
08:20But there's no referee!
08:21There's no referee!
08:22The referee's down for the count!
08:24Five!
08:25One!
08:26One!
08:27Two!
08:28Surely, what happens now?
08:30Mark, do something!
08:31Surely, there's another referee!
08:32Mark, can you referee?
08:33We're looking to Silcox.
08:34Don't worry about it.
08:35Well, it's back.
08:36I'm going to be honest with you, Silcox is absolutely zoned out.
08:39Bullets back, but it's back
08:47What's your problem? You're the only one that could beat him up. I think you might not know who you two are
08:54But now bullets coming in
08:57Wings now hitting will it on bullet on the back
09:09But it was expunged from the ring, but now the referee is unconscious. This is why I said it before and I'll say it again
09:15We need a
09:17Left drop as well. Now. This is ugly. This is horrible. No one wants to see this except all of us. Actually. We want to see this. It's great
09:26They shouldn't call him the bullet they put in the boomerang cuz you can't get rid of him. He just keeps coming back
09:39Hang on. What's this what's going on?
09:52Some backup for the land finally
10:03Yes, I'm gonna better and bullet going on one-on-one
10:06Oh
10:08Back drop fantastic
10:10Unbelievable scenes here
10:12This is terrible for the bad guys, but my god, it's good wrestling
10:19Gambles up
10:21Simon
10:23He's too busy being happy
10:25I wouldn't slap a bald man's head
10:27Gambles slightly going into a fighting technique known as the kumar
10:32No, look we got trouble coming in
10:34Oh
10:36He's gone full page three the tits are out
10:38Another 34 B
10:40Oh trouble coming in
10:42Rishi Ghost has come in
10:44And hit him with a walking stick
10:46The villain strike back
10:48Rishi Ghost
10:50Oh
10:52Take the stick to the back
10:54Rishi
10:56Oh this is awful
10:58Rouse the referee
11:00So he's got one of his bad boyfriends coming in here
11:02One
11:04Two
11:06Oh this is horrible
11:07A kick out from Wang
11:09A kick out from Wang
11:10A kick out from Wang
11:11Damblers Anonymous are in the ring
11:13Coming up
11:14Chaos in the ring
11:16A belt is claimed
11:17Oh this isn't right
11:18A table's destroyed
11:20And C.E. Joe has something to say
11:22You twat
11:23generate
11:24And C.E. Joe has nothing to say
11:25You twat
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