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00:00This means the next team are coming in.
00:11Please welcome the 0.0001%ers, Max Fosch and Spike Trivay.
00:18Do not have arguments. Let things simmer and build.
00:21Yeah, it's a resentment over time.
00:23Don't kick your baby into the audience.
00:30Max employs Spike, the family does for many, many years.
00:39And they've brought the butler into the ring with them as well.
00:42This social class of people will not go without their servants.
00:47Waist-coated Max Fosch, the dosh.
00:49OK, here we go.
00:50He's sending his wrestler into the ring first.
00:54And then what's the butler doing? He's walking around.
00:57Max the dosh-fosch walking around in a three-piece suit
01:00with all the arrogance of his ancestors colonising my ancestors.
01:08Very brave for Max the dosh-fosch to pick on Simon.
01:12Yeah, OK, so they're sort of giving some smack talk there.
01:15Some pushing.
01:16Oh, he's saying he's got some...
01:19Oh, no, the influencers are back in.
01:21The ring-fluencers have come back in.
01:22Surely the referee's not going to allow this.
01:24Well, he's a very weak man, the referee.
01:26He looks scared of the meat.
01:27The referee looks very flustered.
01:29The ring-fluencers are now going to write Simon Miller's pectoral.
01:33This isn't OK.
01:34This isn't OK.
01:35They're now slapping his head like it's a warm egg.
01:40Max Fosch giving it the full clive of India there
01:42as he waves to the crowd.
01:45Oh, keys straight into the top buckle.
01:48This is horrible.
01:49This is horrible.
01:50This is horrible to watch.
01:51Something...
01:52Oh!
01:53Oh!
01:54Oh!
01:55Things having gone very astray at a wedding.
01:59Max the dosh-fosch.
02:00Oh!
02:01Oh!
02:02Oh!
02:03Oh!
02:04Wow.
02:05The dosh doing the old climb on the butler's back.
02:07Oh!
02:08Yeah, using the butler's back for leverage there.
02:10Oh!
02:11Devious move.
02:12Abby's done some nasty moves there as well.
02:13Gymnastics, which is usually nice.
02:14And then she starts slapping and stamping on him.
02:17Oh!
02:18Oh!
02:19Ech!
02:20Oh!
02:21Oh!
02:22Oh!
02:23Oh!
02:24Oh!
02:25Oh!
02:26Simon's taken one to the crown jewels.
02:28Oh!
02:29Oh, oh, oh.
02:30Oh!
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh!
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02:42Oh!
02:43Oh! Oh!
02:44like a substitute teacher I don't mind saying that. The referee looks like he's about a
02:48minute away from wheeling in a big television. Keyworth needs to get their energy back. Sarah
02:54Keyworth. Abby Clark choking out Simon Miller on the
03:00turnbuckle here. Abby Clark playing a bizarre tribute to the character Xenia
03:04Oroton from Goldeneye. Max Fosh giving it the full aristocratic flick of the wrist.
03:14What's Max up to here with Keyworth?
03:19A fisherman suplex on Sarah Keyworth and a pin. One. Two. It's broken up by Simon. Great action there.
03:30Punch to the sternum. You've got to imagine the antiperspirant is working double time
03:35under Fosh's pits. Sarah's falling off.
03:38You want to? Please!
03:41Fosh is going...
03:44Fosh going again. Another one of the suplexes.
03:48It's countered by Miller.
03:50Now they're going to have to go double up on him.
03:54He's using the high and help to do a double suplex.
03:57They can't quite nail it.
04:01Max Fosh shouting, get in here you povos.
04:08Like the Raj dealing with Mahatma Gandhi.
04:12Great counter from Simon Miller.
04:16Whoo!
04:18Double suplex.
04:19Simon is cleaning house.
04:23No!
04:25The villains are taking a pounding over here.
04:28Fantastic running power slam.
04:30And that's why you do what Simon says.
04:32And Max Fosh is on his own, on his knees.
04:35Uh-oh.
04:36Trying to find somebody to engage in bribery.
04:38Get him!
04:39Get the posh twats!
04:41Fosh attempting to engage in bribery.
04:43Simon Miller's not having any of it.
04:45Come on, Simon!
04:46The Lord can't help you now, Fosh.
04:48Oh, my God.
04:49I'm going to enjoy watching this.
04:53We're on the verge of a wrestling friend's reverend.
04:55What a top rope takedown.
05:00The crowd goes wild.
05:05Deservedly so.
05:06He's been kicked in the balls about a hundred times.
05:09His legs will be very wobbly.
05:11I don't mean to speak ill of the rich, but Fosh is Wesker.
05:14Oh!
05:15Oh!
05:16Oh!
05:18Right in the cummerbund holder.
05:21I have a good start, I promise!
05:24I love it!
05:25Fosh might be the other hand.
05:27He banks with coots.
05:28Oh, no!
05:29Oh!
05:30Oh, no!
05:31Oh!
05:32Oh!
05:33Oh!
05:34Oh!
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06:00Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:04Oh!
06:05Oh!
06:06Oh, it's given a zm tranquilas!
06:07I
06:09Love the little the elegant
06:17Everybody against everybody, okay, it's a bit like the oh
06:27What takes it
06:30But the people do buy have been eliminated
06:34We say goodbye to please visit Dubai
06:37Oh
06:45Fuck still really with pride is reverse gooch slam
06:56Whatever that move was it was borderline German
06:59It was time to move the table
07:05That was Bobby to the face
07:07God it's like the Mitchell brothers about a falling out
07:11Time for another team
07:13So the ring fluencers are out
07:15Yeah
07:17Big strong boys
07:19Which means the big strong boys
07:21And that's the Dosh Posh
07:23The team of Cyclonica and
07:25Anya Slamia Magliano
07:27A.k.a
07:29Slamclonica
07:31Cyclonica a mysterious high-flying pro wrestler
07:34Wow okay
07:35Get ready for macrobatics
07:37If they ever get to the ring
07:39I got a good feeling about these girls
07:41I got a really good feeling
07:43I got a really good feeling
07:45I got a really good feeling
07:55Oh wow
07:57Whoa!
07:59That was absolutely bananas
08:01Goodness me
08:06They've got energy
08:07These men are very very tired
08:09And you're taking out some
08:11Real pent-up anger on men
08:13As only a woman in comedy can
08:17It's so frowned upon now
08:19Max Fosh looking very tired
08:21But he's reversed it
08:23Oh
08:25But the switcheroo's been switcheroo
08:27Oh my god
08:28He's winning
08:29A double
08:30That was a double switcheroo
08:32It was a double switcheroo
08:33Rip his arms off
08:34Come on the villains
08:36The crowd
08:37The crowd really behind Slamclonica
08:39Oh
08:40He's got to come up
08:41Free himself
08:44Oh here we go
08:45We've got to get through
08:46Another team now
08:47Okay
08:50Oh I think it might be
08:51One of your guys' niche
08:53It's definitely changing energy
09:08Yeah
09:09Oh my goodness
09:12It's Cara Noir and Big Day Mo
09:14Entering the ring now
09:15Deadly
09:16Two of the most feared professional wrestlers on the planet
09:20Cara Noir
09:21Noir
09:22And the beast of Belfast
09:23Big Day Mo
09:24The team of Silent
09:26And Deadly
09:30I don't think Max Fosh's chance to do these two
09:32They haven't come here to muck around
09:37No
09:38They've talked tactics
09:39They're incredibly serious
09:42They haven't come here to have fun
09:45They've come here to absolutely murder people
09:48Oh my goodness
09:49Oh my goodness
09:50Oh my goodness
09:51Oh we begin
09:52Out of the ring
09:53Brutal
09:54Big Day Mo
09:55With a power slam outside the ring
09:57They are not missing a round
09:59Goodness me
10:00Big Day Mo and I go to the same waxer
10:02They're not missing a round
10:04Oh my goodness
10:07On top of each other
10:08Not nice
10:09A little sandwich
10:10Oh
10:11Yeah
10:13Get in
10:14I'll say this for Big Day Mo
10:16He is not wearing a jumper
10:17not wearing a jumper. Oh boy, big demo. A man from Belfast finally taking out years
10:24of pent-up aggression against the British aristocracy. This brother's about to go full
10:30knee-cap up in here. Oh, Max Walsh.
10:36Sending the helping.
10:40We don't fancy Max Walsh's chances here.
10:46Try and get yourself out of this one.
10:48Can you make a deal?
10:49For Sari, he's absolutely annihilated.
10:55One, two, three.
10:57Flashes out, it's as simple as that.
11:00Big demo just barely breathed on it.
11:021% have been eliminated.
11:06Coming up, two teams down, three clinging to the ropes, and four yet to enter the ring.
11:14It looks like they've turned up for what they think is a double date.
11:18The tag team tornado's just heating up.
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