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McHale and his crew try to help their crew member Christy hear his daughter's first words via ham radio, even though Captain Binghamton forbids it. To achieve their goal, they are forced to use a captured Japanese radio after Binghamton denies them access to the base radio.
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00:00The End
00:30My kid can say daddy
00:31Your kid?
00:32You mean our kid
00:33We're the godfathers
00:34And don't you forget it
00:35Yeah, don't you forget that
00:37Oh, just look at that doll
00:39Little Christina, Charlene, Leslie, Wilhelmina, Katinka, Virginia, Penny, and Quintilla
00:49Uh, Fugiana?
00:52Oh, yeah, Fugiana
00:53Hey, wait till you hear the best part
00:56I'm gonna be able to hear her say daddy
00:58What are you talking about?
01:00What do you mean, hear her?
01:01Yeah, really
01:02Our next door neighbor, Mr. Potter,'s got a ham radio set
01:05And he's gonna try and broadcast to us at 5 o'clock, Territupa time on the 23rd
01:10Hey, how about that?
01:1123rd?
01:12Wait a minute, wait a minute
01:14Hey, wait, that's tonight
01:16Hey
01:16How about that?
01:17Do you think Binghamton will let us use a bass radio tonight?
01:20Well, I think once we tell him about it, why, of course he will
01:23After all, he's still a human being
01:25Yeah, I saw him pet a dog once
01:27How about that?
01:29In a few hours, I'm gonna be able to hear my kid
01:32Our kid!
01:33The End
01:38¶¶
02:08Oh, sir, you forgot to dot your eyes.
02:23I know what I dot the eyes. Stop looking over my shoulders.
02:27Nobody likes a smart lieutenant.
02:29Hi, Captain. Hi, puppy.
02:33Gail.
02:34What's the trouble this time?
02:35No, no, no, no trouble, sir.
02:36No, sir. We're here to make a very special request, sir.
02:39And because we know that you're the understanding kind of officer
02:42that thinks first, last, and always of the good of his men.
02:44Uh-oh, it's worse than I thought. What'd you do? Torpedo my gig?
02:48Oh, no, sir.
02:49You torpedoed the Admiral's gig.
02:51Come on now, Captain. You're kidding.
02:53I knew it. They got one of our aircraft carriers.
02:56Oh, no, sir. You're wrong. Guess again. It's smaller than a bread box.
03:00Now, there's nothing wrong at all, Captain.
03:02You see, we're here to ask your permission to use the base radio tonight.
03:06You see, Quartermaster Christopher...
03:08Use the base radio?
03:11Do I look like a complete moron to you?
03:14Oh, no, sir. Nobody's perfect.
03:15What?
03:15No, no, no. I'm sure that if you just listen, sir, I'm sure that...
03:19Gail.
03:19I don't know what racket you and your seagoing mafia are mixed up in this time, but whatever
03:25it is, this is my answer. Carpenter, sir, you will draw one Thompson submachine gun and
03:3110,000 rounds of ammunition. You will then station yourself outside of the radio shack, and if
03:37Commander McHale or any of his merry men so much as casts a shadow in your direction, you
03:43will shoot to kill.
03:44Aye, aye, sir.
03:45But, Captain, if you heard what we really want, I'm sure you'd give us a break.
03:49Break? You want a break, McHale? I'll give you a break, all right. Don't shoot to kill.
03:53Shoot them in the foot.
03:54Out, out, out, out.
03:56Well, maybe you'd understand if you had a baby of your own.
03:59If I had a bit... him between the eyes.
04:02I'm not gonna hear her. I'm not gonna hear my little baby say daddy.
04:08Come on, take it easy, kid.
04:10Oh, I have all the crummy deals.
04:12Then we said Binghamton was human.
04:14We're gonna take this lying down, Skip?
04:15No, you can bet your royal skibbies we're not gonna take it laying down.
04:18Now, I know that Pete the Radio Man will go along with us, but we gotta figure out some way
04:22of getting Carpenter away from that radio shack.
04:25I know, Skip, but how are we gonna do?
04:26Wait a minute, wait a minute, guys. I got an idea.
04:29What if we can get that new blonde nurse at the base to take Carpenter out for a little moonlight stroll?
04:33Nah, he's too GI.
04:35That chicken Charlie wouldn't leave his post for a dame.
04:38Yeah, but wait a minute.
04:40What if the dame turned out to be a damsel in distress?
04:45Hmm? Hmm?
04:47A damsel in distress.
04:49Yeah.
04:56Hey, how are you guys?
04:57It's ten minutes of five.
04:58How's it look?
04:59Five.
05:00You look great.
05:01Come on.
05:02Verge, you all set?
05:03Yes.
05:04Here we go.
05:05Here we go.
05:06Stay down.
05:07Stay down.
05:08Now.
05:09Now.
05:10Now.
05:11Oh!
05:12Oh, how dare you!
05:13You feet!
05:14Put me down!
05:15This is...
05:16Oh!
05:17You put me down!
05:18Help!
05:19Saylor!
05:20Put that nurse down!
05:21Now that's an order!
05:22Help!
05:23Save me!
05:24Somebody save me!
05:25Oh, you great...
05:26An officer on duty never leaves his post.
05:27Help!
05:28Save me!
05:29Help!
05:30Help!
05:31Save me!
05:32Help!
05:33I'm not an officer, but I'm still a gentleman.
05:35Help!
05:36Help!
05:37Help!
05:38Help!
05:39Help!
05:40Help!
05:41Help!
05:42Help!
05:43Help!
05:44Help!
05:45Help!
05:46Help!
05:47Help!
05:48Help!
05:49Help!
05:50Help!
05:51Help!
05:52Help!
05:53Help!
05:54Help!
05:55Help!
05:56Help!
05:57Help!
05:58Help!
05:59Help!
06:00Help!
06:01Help!
06:02Help!
06:03Help!
06:04Help!
06:05Oh, I see...
06:06Look, I've got it all warmed up for you.
06:07I'm going out for a smoke.
06:08Good, good.
06:09Look, I don't know if I'm not going out for a smoke.
06:10Good, good.
06:11Hey, it's five on the button.
06:12Hurry up!
06:13Shh!
06:14This is W9643 San Diego calling C.O. Taratupa.
06:23This is Victory EZ397 Taratupa to W9643.
06:27We're reading you and standing by.
06:29Hello, Taratupa.
06:31I've got a Mrs. Christopher and a Little Miss Christopher waiting to talk to Daddy.
06:36Hello, dear?
06:38Hello?
06:39How are you, darling?
06:40Are you well?
06:41Oh, hi, honey.
06:42Yeah, I'm fine.
06:43I hope you're well, too.
06:44But listen, we haven't got much time.
06:47Could you put the baby right on?
06:49Of course, darling.
06:50That was your Daddy, dear.
06:53Say Daddy.
06:54Talk to Daddy, honey.
06:56Sweetheart.
06:57Talk to Daddy.
06:58Yeah, honey.
06:59Daddy's waiting.
07:00Say it.
07:01Daddy.
07:02D-A-D-D-Y.
07:03Come on, darling.
07:04Talk to Daddy.
07:05Come on, honey.
07:06Say Daddy.
07:07Come on, honey.
07:08Say Daddy.
07:09Come on, honey.
07:10Daddy.
07:11Come on, honey.
07:12Daddy.
07:13D-D-D-D-D-A-D-E.
07:14D-A-D-E.
07:15Papa.
07:20Come on, honey.
07:27Please, darling.
07:28Your Daddy's waiting.
07:29Say Daddy.
07:30Daddy?
07:31Please, honey.
07:32Please, honey.
07:33Please!
07:34Come on, say Daddy.
07:35Talk to Daddy.
07:36Please, honey, please.
07:38Come on, say Daddy. Talk to Daddy.
07:40Daddy, come on. Daddy.
07:46Can't you get through?
07:47That's the nips for sure, jamming the whole dial. I can't get nothing.
07:50I gotta hear my catch.
07:54Keep working on it, will you? And hurry, Copper will be coming back.
07:59Oh, help! Save me!
08:02Oh, someone! Save me! Save me!
08:04Here, watch me.
08:07I order you to stop!
08:09Stop, you fiend!
08:15Stop, you fiend! Stop!
08:18Sir, I'm sorry. Are you all right, sir?
08:20Never mind me.
08:21I don't know what that sailor sees in that woman, but go after her.
08:24Yes, sir, I'm there.
08:25Wait a minute.
08:26Why don't you at your post?
08:27Oh, sir, that poor little nurse. You should have seen that sailor.
08:29She was screaming.
08:30Watch your language.
08:32That poor little nurse.
08:33I thought that poor little nurse looked like she needed a shave.
08:37I'm trying to kill you.
08:39Look out, sir!
08:43Oh, honey, this is your daddy. Say, daddy. Come on!
08:46Right now, I'll settle for a goo-goo.
08:47There, you'll have me a load of gum.
08:49Follow me.
08:51Come on, boys, we gotta show off. Come on, let's go.
08:53I gotta hear my kid!
08:54Come on, let's go.
08:55We better split up and meet over the...
09:17At the brig. Is that the word you're looking for?
09:21Fall in!
09:22All right, nurse Bell, you and your boyfriend, go, go!
09:31Trespassing on government property,
09:33operating a military radio illegally,
09:37disobeying the commanding officer's orders,
09:41luring an officer of the guard from his post,
09:44and finally,
09:46impersonating a nurse in a combat zone.
09:49This is going to be a fun court-martial.
09:52Sir, you can't take it out on the whole crew.
09:55They get it just to help me, sir.
09:56Is that what they did?
09:56Yes, sir.
09:57Get back in line.
09:58All right, we're now Captain S.
09:59Commander 73, sir.
10:00I insist on taking full blame and responsibility.
10:03Blame and responsibility, McHale?
10:05How about guilt?
10:05We don't like to break up a set, you know.
10:08Now then.
10:08Oh, sir, the phone is ringing.
10:10I know the phone is ringing.
10:11I've got ears, you nitwit.
10:12I'm not taking any calls.
10:14Sir, it's the scramble phone from Comfleet.
10:17Killed, sorry.
10:18Mr. Binghamton here.
10:22Oh, yeah, yes, yes, Admiral.
10:23Yes, the jamming has been getting worse, Admiral.
10:26Yes.
10:28Oh.
10:29Well, we here at Taratupa
10:31just think it's a distinct pleasure
10:33and a privilege, Admiral,
10:34that you would select us
10:35to knock out the nip jamming station.
10:38We, uh, yes.
10:39And then may I say, Admiral...
10:41Oh, I may not.
10:44Yes, sir, thank you.
10:45All crews.
10:48Well, I know it's important, Admiral,
10:50to send out all available boats,
10:52but you see, sir,
10:52I've just got the 73 crew up on the...
10:55Thank you, sir.
10:58Aye, aye.
11:00Carpenter,
11:01you will order all PT boats out
11:03to locate and destroy
11:04the enemy jamming station immediately.
11:06Aye, aye, sir.
11:07Captain, you said all boats.
11:11Uh, I presume that means
11:12the 73 boat, too?
11:14It's the 73.
11:15The 73.
11:16Hey!
11:18Hurry up!
11:19You're still facing
11:20court-martial in the brig
11:21when you get back,
11:22and don't you forget it.
11:23Oh, you won't forget it, sir.
11:24I'm gonna tie a string around my finger.
11:28Let's go, let's go.
11:33Christy, watch out!
11:33You almost hit that floating log, boy.
11:37I'm sorry, Skip.
11:38I guess my mind's
11:39about 6,000 miles away.
11:42I know, boy.
11:43Look, why don't you take a break?
11:44Chuck, take over for them, will you?
11:46Ah, don't let it get you down.
11:52Hey, Skip, I'm getting something.
11:53Those nips are back on the air again.
11:55Very 273 degrees.
11:57Very 273.
11:59Then that's where they're at.
12:00They're on that island.
12:01Boys, prepare to make a landing.
12:03Chuck, take her in easy.
12:15There's still no sign of them.
12:16Doggone it.
12:18All right, boys, take five.
12:19Boy, where do I get my hands
12:20on that nip transmitter?
12:22Can you imagine that?
12:22Keeping Christy's daughter
12:23from saying dad at her or daddy.
12:25I'm telling you, I'm so mad.
12:27I'll put that grenade away,
12:28will you, Chuck?
12:29Yeah, well, it...
12:30Ah, Skip, I lost something.
12:33What?
12:33Ah, the pen.
12:36You know, it goes in here.
12:37I know where it goes.
12:39Throw it, it's a live one.
12:40Is that an order?
12:41That's an order.
12:42Throw it.
12:42All right, you're wasting
12:43government property, though.
12:44Throw it.
12:44Throw it.
12:45Everybody.
12:52Hey, Chuck, you found the nips.
12:57Come on, boys, let's go.
13:00Hey, the nips took off.
13:01Hey, let's go get them, Skip.
13:02Hold it, hold it, boys, hold it.
13:04Ah, it's too late.
13:04Let them go.
13:05We got what we came for anyway.
13:07Hey, Doc.
13:09Hey, how about that?
13:11Ha, Edson Parker just took himself
13:13an island.
13:15Now I'm going to get me a nip jamming station.
13:17Okay, everybody back.
13:18All right, hold it, hold it, Chuck.
13:19Hold it.
13:20Hold it, will you, Chuck?
13:20Hold it.
13:21Stop it.
13:21Those grenades, huh?
13:22Well, we got orders to blow it up,
13:24and after all, what they did to Christie...
13:26I know, I know, but...
13:29Say now, I just got a hot flash here.
13:33Willie, we could reach stateside
13:35with a shortwave set this powerful,
13:37couldn't we?
13:37Easy with a couple of changes.
13:39Well, what if, say, at 5 o'clock tonight,
13:42our senor Christie hears his little girl say daddy,
13:45courtesy of the nips?
13:46Hey, could I, Skip?
13:47Nah, Binghamton will never give us permission.
13:50Well, who says we're going to ask for it?
13:52Come on, let's go.
13:53Come on.
13:54Hey, Chuck, what are you looking for now?
13:58Oh, I lost a pin.
14:00Again?
14:01Yeah, yeah, let me have that.
14:02Wait a minute, Skip.
14:03Get over here, Chuck.
14:07I'm trying to tell you, not that pin.
14:10Don't button.
14:12Come on, let's go.
14:19Hey, somebody's coming.
14:20Well, how'd it go, Skip?
14:25Fine, fine.
14:26Got it, the boy's stash?
14:27Yeah, yeah.
14:28As far as anybody else knows, we're not back yet.
14:30Hurry it up, Willie.
14:31It's 28 minutes of five.
14:32I'm trying, but I still have to figure out how to make it
14:34quit sending that jamming signal.
14:36What's so tough about that?
14:38Every cotton-picking parts labeled in Japanese.
14:41Now, don't let that get you down, boy.
14:42Fuji and I will translate as we go along.
14:45All right, what do we got here now?
14:46Let's see here.
14:47Shoehouse Hashinki.
14:51That's the RF output.
14:53RF output.
14:54That could be it.
14:56Give her a...
14:58Ooh, turn it off.
15:00There's a blast that jamming signal again.
15:02Here, let's try this one.
15:03Zonfuku Kailo.
15:04Zonfuku...
15:05Nah.
15:07Hashinka?
15:08Hashinka, try the Hashinka.
15:10What?
15:11Oh, the oscillator, oscillator.
15:12I won't rest till I find out why McHale and his men
15:32were so anxious to break into that radio shack.
15:35Oh, neither will I, sir.
15:36It was absolutely disgraceful resorting to such trickery
15:38against a fellow officer in the United States Navy.
15:40Oh, sure.
15:42Sir, the scramble phone is ringing.
15:44Oh, the scramble phone is ringing.
15:45Scramble phone is ringing.
15:46That's all you're good for is reporting bells.
15:49Binghamton here.
15:50Hi.
15:51Hello, Admiral.
15:52Yes, sir.
15:54Oh, you located the enemy jamming station?
15:56That's wonderful, Admiral.
15:59My area?
16:00Well, there must be some mistake, Admiral.
16:03Yes, sir.
16:05323 degrees by 57 degrees.
16:08Yes, sir.
16:09Thank you, Admiral.
16:10Turn it on in the radio.
16:11Yes, sir.
16:12Yes, sir.
16:12Yes, sir.
16:17Yeah, 323 degrees by 57.
16:25This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever...
16:27Mikhail's Island.
16:33This is Mikhail's Island.
16:36Ah, so.
16:38It's like that.
16:39They stopped jamming, sir.
16:40Shut up.
16:40They said something about Mikhail.
16:42Zofuku Kaido.
16:43The power redistributors.
16:45That was it, Fuji.
16:46Banzai!
16:47Banzai!
16:48Did you hear that?
16:49Banzai.
16:50It's Mikhail.
16:50He's talking to somebody named Fuji.
16:52Well, man, it looks like we're in business.
16:55Business.
16:56That's what they're doing.
16:56They sold out to the nips.
16:58The carpenter, write everything down.
17:00Yes, sir.
17:00Oh, this is beautiful.
17:02Oh, this is beautiful.
17:04You're not going to say what they say, you nips.
17:06I'm sorry, sir.
17:07Hey, Skip, I think your voice has been going out on the air.
17:09This switch was on.
17:11Oh, what a shame, sir.
17:13Never mind.
17:13I've got them.
17:14I've got them.
17:14Mikhail and his men are traitors.
17:16Call out the Marines.
17:17Yes, sir.
17:17They're a firing squad.
17:19Firing squad.
17:19They may even let me pass out the cigarettes in the blindfold.
17:23Wow, well, yeah, I got them.
17:25They're coming in now.
17:25They come in now.
17:26Oh, just knock it off.
17:27Knock it off.
17:31This is W9643 San Diego calling VE 397 Taratupa.
17:38This is Victor Easy 397 Taratupa to W9643.
17:42We're reading you loud and clear.
17:43Here's Christie.
17:44Hi, honey.
17:46Gee, I'm awful sorry we got cut off last night, but boy, I'm sure glad you tried again tonight.
17:50Before anything else happens, darling, you've just got to hear the baby.
17:54Say, Daddy.
17:55It's Daddy, honey.
17:56Look.
17:57It's Daddy.
17:58Say, Daddy.
18:00Oh, come on, darling.
18:02Say, hi, Dada.
18:04Dada.
18:08Talk to Daddy.
18:10Come on, honey.
18:11Yeah, one little daddy for Uncle Quentin.
18:13Mm.
18:14Kitchi, kitchi.
18:15That always used to get me.
18:17Good.
18:17Da, da.
18:18Daddy, what do you want?
18:19Da, da.
18:20Come on.
18:21Da, da, da.
18:22Kitchi, kitchi.
18:23Kitchi, kitchi.
18:24Kitchi, kitchi.
18:24Kitchi, kitchi.
18:24Da, da.
18:25Da, da.
18:25Da, da.
18:26Say, Daddy.
18:39Please say, Daddy.
18:40Shh.
18:42I didn't say anything, sir.
18:44Shh.
18:44Oh, hey, way.
18:46Come this all right?
18:47Let bottom come.
18:48I go.
18:49Oh, time for him to show up.
18:51He finds out we didn't turn that radio in and we're dead.
18:53Now, Kitchi, you'll never talk to his kid.
18:55Come on, please, honey.
18:55Just one little daddy.
18:56Hey, come on, Kitchi.
18:57Hurry up.
18:57Sign off.
18:58We've got to dunk this radio.
18:59Come on, baby.
18:59Just one.
19:00Say, Daddy.
19:01Please, baby.
19:02Daddy.
19:04Come on, boys.
19:05We'll see if we can head off Binghamton.
19:06Somebody get that curtain.
19:07Hurry up.
19:07Come on.
19:08Let's go.
19:08Daddy.
19:08Come on.
19:09Come on.
19:09Come on.
19:10Daddy.
19:11No, no.
19:13Not that great.
19:14This way.
19:15Oh, no.
19:16Let's go.
19:17All right, you man.
19:18In here.
19:20Sir, see that, everybody?
19:21Everybody see that?
19:22They're telling me.
19:24They're trying to kill me.
19:25But you're down, Carpenter.
19:26One attack.
19:26One attack.
19:27Keep you covered, you men.
19:27Keep you covered.
19:28We're all under arrest, you murderers, you traitors.
19:31Hi, Captain.
19:31Hi.
19:32Now, wait a minute.
19:32Where are you going?
19:33Now, now, now, Captain.
19:34I mean, Celia, we were just returned from our mission and, uh, well, now, if you just step outside,
19:38sir, I'll make my report to you.
19:39Yes, sir.
19:40Get your head off.
19:41Benedict Arnold, you.
19:42All right, where's the radio?
19:44Where's the radio?
19:44Where's the nips?
19:45The nips, sir?
19:46The nips, nips, nips, nips.
19:47I heard you on the radio talking to a nip.
19:49Oh, well, those.
19:52Oh, you see, sir, I...
19:53Oh, that was me, sir.
19:53I was just practicing my ventriloquism.
19:55Want to hear me?
19:56Watch this.
19:56Hi, Captain.
19:57Oh, sir.
19:58Very, very to know you.
20:01Knock it off, ventriloquism.
20:02Why don't you try to hand me now?
20:04Come on, please, honey.
20:05Say daddy just once.
20:07Daddy.
20:08What was that?
20:09Well, that was me.
20:11Da-da, da-da.
20:13It was not.
20:14It came from over there.
20:15How about that?
20:15Tell my voice.
20:17Oh, but you probably don't believe me just because I lost my dummy.
20:19If I had my...
20:19Well, watch.
20:20Well, say hello, Captain.
20:22How are you?
20:23Hi, hi.
20:23How do you go, sir?
20:24Hey, we're going to get this.
20:26You don't care off of me, you maniac.
20:28Da-da.
20:30Oogie boogie.
20:31Da-da.
20:32Da-da.
20:32See?
20:33Oogie again.
20:34Wasn't he terrific, sir?
20:35My lips didn't even move.
20:37Oh, shut up.
20:39I'll give you a fat lip.
20:40That's what I'll give you.
20:41What's behind that curtain?
20:43Get out of my way.
20:44Cover me, Captain.
20:45You men, cover me.
20:46I'm going in.
20:46Cover back, Captain, that.
20:47Oh, my God.
20:49Da-da.
20:50Oogie boogie, huh?
20:51I got you red-handed talking to the enemy.
20:54Carpenter, put that down.
20:55It must be a code.
20:56Yes, sir.
20:56Da-da.
20:57Goo goo.
20:58Was that oogie boogie, sir?
21:00Oogie boogie.
21:00Now, if you'll just let me explain.
21:02You're going to explain the court marks, you'll make it.
21:04I've got you this time.
21:05Sir, this is the nip radio.
21:07I know it.
21:07I know it.
21:08Mark it at Exhibit B.
21:09Exhibit B.
21:09Oh, Captain, all right.
21:11Okay.
21:12We captured the jamming station,
21:13and we borrowed the radio.
21:15But just so Christy could hear his kid,
21:18he hasn't been talking any enemy.
21:19Oh, is that so?
21:20Let me have that thing.
21:23Now you hear this, you da-da-goo-goo-tojo,
21:26or whoever you are.
21:28This is Captain Wallace B. Binghamton speaking,
21:31and I'm going to wipe out your entire da-da-goo-goo-spyrieg.
21:36What do you say to that, da-da?
21:39Oh, she said it.
21:41She said it.
21:42She said it.
21:43Oh, honey, you said it.
21:46She said, oh, darling, she means you.
21:49You made her say it.
21:50That's me she's talking about.
21:52I'm daddy.
21:53I'm daddy.
21:54I'm daddy.
21:56I'm daddy.
21:57Stop that.
21:59You men are all under arrest for treason.
22:00Cards, cards.
22:01Oh, now, Captain,
22:02it certainly isn't treason for a father
22:03to want to hear his baby talk, is it?
22:05Oh, you were wonderful, Captain Binghamton.
22:08How will I ever be able to thank you?
22:10You mean that's really Mrs. Hoosley?
22:12Well, sure.
22:13None of us could get the baby to talk.
22:15You were the only one.
22:16I was the one who got the baby to talk?
22:19How about that?
22:19Do you want to try to get set?
22:21Yes, I made the baby talk, Illinois.
22:24Hello, baby.
22:24Da-da.
22:25Goo-goo.
22:26Da-da.
22:27Sir, sir, even if they're not guilty of treason,
22:32you can still throw them in the brig
22:33for stealing and using captured enemy equipment
22:35and also unauthorized use of army wavelengths.
22:38Yeah, shut up.
22:39What's the matter with you?
22:40Aren't you ashamed of yourself sneaking up on these men
22:42trying to arrest them and everything?
22:43But, sir, these notes you told me to take them,
22:45I wasn't...
22:46Don't you trust anybody?
22:47You throw those notes away.
22:49He's a terrible person.
22:50Yes.
22:50He's a terrible person.
22:51Now, tell me, what is the little doll's name?
22:53Oh, well, we're all her godfathers,
22:55so, uh, let's see, it would be, uh,
22:57Christina, Charlene, Leslie, Wilhelmina,
23:00Katinka, Virginia, Heddy, and Quintilla.
23:02Oh, yeah.
23:03Uh, Wallisina.
23:05Wallisina?
23:05That's the most ridiculous name for...
23:07Ridiculous that we didn't think of it ourselves.
23:10You know, I always wanted a little girl.
23:12Oh.
23:13Well, how about it, Christy?
23:15Uh, are you okay with you?
23:17Okay, Skip, Wallisina.
23:19Yeah, Wallisina.
23:21Wallisina, yeah.
23:22How about that, little Wallisina?
23:24Huh?
23:25Da-da.
23:26Goo-goo.
23:27Da-da.
23:29Da-da.
23:30Da-da.
23:31Yeah!
23:35Right, dear, whatever you say.
23:37Okay, it's been real nice talking to you,
23:38and I'll write to you tomorrow.
23:39Talk to your wife long enough,
23:40let me talk to the baby.
23:41Look, Captain, I'm awful sorry,
23:43but it's getting late, we have to sign off.
23:44It's the baby's bedtime.
23:45Yeah, well, I get him to say bye-bye.
23:46Give me the date.
23:46Look, Captain, it's fine.
23:48Wait a minute.
23:48That's all, he's the problem.
23:49All right, get back.
23:52All right, all right.
23:56Oh, baby.
23:58That's the Daddy Binghamton, baby.
24:01Say bye-bye.
24:02Say bye-bye, honey.
24:04That's an order.
24:05Wait a minute, Captain.
24:06Maybe you need more juice.
24:07Bye-bye.
24:08Da-da.
24:09Bye-bye.
24:11Chuck, no!
24:12No!
24:12Who's responsible for this outrage?
24:22Captain, are you going to arrest them?
24:23They tried to kill me.
24:24No, no, no, wait a minute, Captain.
24:25It was just an accident.
24:26An accident on my foot.
24:27It was a trap.
24:28I told you not to touch up.
24:29I'm going to arrest them.
24:30You're forgetting the bye-bye, Dee Dee.
24:31Yeah, yeah.
24:32Bye-bye.
24:32You're Dee Dee for you.
24:33No, no, no.
24:34Wait a minute.
24:34Wait a minute, Captain.
24:35Listen, listen.
24:35Bye-bye.
25:05Bye-bye.
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