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00:00Ooh, what you got there?
00:03To get rid of the fat all over your face, you can do it there.
00:06Do up here on your nose, you've got some there,
00:09and here, and there on your eyelids,
00:13and on your ears at the back, your arms and your neck.
00:16You're missing spots.
00:18And when do you notice a difference?
00:20Well, I don't know because I've got to...
00:22Read it. Yeah.
00:24Every evening in Australia...
00:26There'll be fun facts here.
00:27TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:29Fun facts.
00:30No, I don't think so.
00:31But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:33OK.
00:34It's got my attention.
00:35It's a no from me.
00:36The only problem with this show is it's a weekly drop.
00:39Find out what people thought about what was on
00:41in the last seven days.
00:43Very different.
00:44It was so random.
00:45That is freaky.
00:46This is weird.
00:47No, this is not weird.
00:48This is fun facts.
00:49This week...
00:50Oh, it's falling in love. Here we go.
00:52We watch the premiere of The Golden Bachelor.
00:54Ooh!
00:56That's what it looks like when your grandparents kiss.
00:58Caught the new series of NCIS Sydney.
01:01Oh!
01:02Oh!
01:03She looks pretty good for someone that's just been bald.
01:06The mascara didn't even run.
01:07And...
01:08What?
01:09This is rigged.
01:10Watched a doco on one of Australia's greatest athletes.
01:13It is snot!
01:14Disgusting!
01:15God, if I knew this was a sport, I would have done it to make money.
01:28In Brisbane, Jared's bought a big ute.
01:30I got my car stuck in an underground car park the other night.
01:34Jared!
01:35I had to do a seven point turn to get out.
01:37You did not.
01:38You've only had it for like two weeks.
01:39I know, and I've got two big scratches on the roof.
01:41This is why gay people don't drive big utes like that.
01:44Literally, I had to turn Brittany down to concentrate on what I was doing.
01:48Monday night on Nine.
01:51Yes!
01:52The golden bachelor!
01:54Yep.
01:55We watched the premiere of the show that asks the question...
01:58Can old people still have sex?
02:00Not the question I was thinking of, but of course they can.
02:03God, I hope we don't see it.
02:04Unlikely in this time slot.
02:05Yeah, this show's going to be full of gilth.
02:07Look, let's just meet our golden batch.
02:10I'm Bear.
02:11Ooh!
02:12Hello, sailor.
02:13I'm 61 years old.
02:14I tell you what, he's a silver fox.
02:16And I'm your first Australian golden bachelor.
02:19Australian golden bachelor who's not Australian?
02:21Oh, he's so gorgeous.
02:23It's not the looks that count.
02:24Oh, bullshit, Matthew.
02:26At this age, I still have so much love to give.
02:28That's it, baby.
02:30You're never too old.
02:31Until you hit 38, then it's all downhill.
02:33Okay, time to meet the lucky ladies.
02:36All right, old parts have fallen in love, here we go.
02:38And up first, my name is Jeanette.
02:41Jeanette looks gorgeous.
02:42She's gorgeous.
02:43And I'm a grandmother.
02:45Jeanette's 61.
02:46Look at her, she looks so 40.
02:48Hello.
02:49Jeanette's 61 is a Pilates studio owner.
02:52Hmm, that's nice.
02:53But let's just watch the show.
02:54Right now, my heart's pumping.
02:56Uh oh.
02:57Hope they've got a defib.
02:58They'd have to have two or three defibs, Kev.
03:00While I'm here to protect you.
03:01Oh, call it here.
03:03She's nice.
03:04They're all going to be nice.
03:06They're all going to be elegant.
03:07They're all going to be classy.
03:08Well...
03:09Ooh, against that.
03:10Hang on, here comes crazy.
03:11Oh!
03:12What has she got on?
03:13What the hell?
03:14Is it a moose?
03:15Not quite.
03:16She's a Brazilian.
03:17And I'm gorgeous.
03:18She's 54.
03:1954?
03:20No, she's hot.
03:21Don't stare, Bear.
03:22All right, next.
03:23I'm Sunny.
03:24Sunny 58 CEO.
03:25Is she holding a golf club?
03:26We need, uh, golf balls.
03:27Uh oh.
03:28She's got them.
03:29Couple of tight lists.
03:30Oh my God.
03:31I don't want to eat anymore.
03:32Golden golf balls.
03:33Well, at least they come out of her top end and not her bottom end.
03:34Right, next.
03:35Uh oh.
03:36Coming in on a horse.
03:37My name is Lorraine.
03:38She is the horse.
03:39Look at that head.
03:40Hi.
03:41I reckon she loves it.
03:42What?
03:43What?
03:44What?
03:45What?
03:46What?
03:47What?
03:48What?
03:49What?
03:50What?
03:51What?
03:52What?
03:53What?
03:54I reckon she loves eating apples through a tennis racket.
03:57Oh, come on.
03:58Be nice.
03:59I apologise ladies.
04:01Well, let's meet some more ladies.
04:02Welcome.
04:03It's nice to meet you finally.
04:04Nicolette 55 is a singer.
04:06Well, I've never heard her sing.
04:07I'm Pip.
04:08Hello, Pip.
04:09Pip 60 is a hoist operator.
04:11Oh my God.
04:12Do you know what a hoist is?
04:13Hello, my name is Shana.
04:14Uh, then you've got Shana 60, retired, educational sales executive.
04:19Yeah, you're alright.
04:20Just say ages.
04:21Oh, you are a good hugger.
04:22You know the problem with this?
04:24It's so bloody earnest.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Everybody's in it for the right reasons.
04:28That's for my glasses.
04:29I can see.
04:30No 61 year olds coming on this show to be like, I want to be famous.
04:33Well...
04:34I wish this was vodka.
04:36She looks familiar.
04:38I think the most daunting thing about dating at our age is that everything was held together
04:42like a...
04:44Bianca, is she a famous person?
04:46I'm sure we can find out.
04:50Um, never mind.
04:51I am terrified of taking everything...
04:53She's a radio host.
04:54She's a radio host.
04:55The boobs hang down like tennis balls in socks.
04:57Yep.
04:58It all goes south.
04:59Yuck.
05:00I'm like a Sharpay puppy when I'm naked.
05:02Yeah.
05:03Yuck.
05:04Hello, Bianca.
05:05I'm Barry.
05:06You are a dirty big spunk.
05:08When was the last time you heard the word spunk?
05:10Let's meet our last hopeful single.
05:12I am Jan.
05:13Hello, now we're talking.
05:15I am 66 years old.
05:1766?
05:18Oh my God.
05:19She looks incredible.
05:21What are these women eating?
05:23They look fantastic.
05:24They're not eating much.
05:25I come bearing gifts.
05:27See, this is how you make an entrance.
05:29Got good vibes about Jan.
05:31Toast to us.
05:32Toast to us.
05:33Aww.
05:34Can I just tell you now?
05:36Nothing more certain than these two are getting married by me.
05:39Well, we'll see how she goes after a drink.
05:42Too many immigrants in this country.
05:44Next, it's time for the cocktail party.
05:46Cheers.
05:47Cheers.
05:48Get into the bubbles, girls.
05:49Could you imagine our mothers on a show like this?
05:52No, my mother would be looking to go down to the local for a press at the pokies.
05:56Actually, my mother would join your mother.
05:58She'd be on the hunt for pokies and West Coast coolers.
06:01And then Bear hands out his first impressions rose.
06:05Straight to Jan.
06:06Jan?
06:07Of course he did, man.
06:08And she was suitably impressed.
06:10Oh!
06:11That's what it looks like when your grandparents kiss.
06:15And finally...
06:16Welcome to your first rose ceremony.
06:18Alright, whip thrall.
06:20The suspense is not good for people their age.
06:23They could literally have a coronary right now.
06:25Right?
06:26Sonny.
06:27Yay!
06:28Sonny?
06:29What?
06:30Jeanette.
06:31Is it just the names he can remember?
06:32Like, he's the same age as us.
06:34Kim.
06:35The guy on the right?
06:36Elizette.
06:37Auntie over here.
06:38Nicolette.
06:39Not you.
06:40What's your name again?
06:41Pip.
06:42Yeah, you.
06:43Lorraine.
06:44Doesn't have to sleep in the stables tonight.
06:45We're ready to go.
06:46Oh, there's one rose left.
06:47Is Bianca going home, yes or no?
06:49She has to stay.
06:50Well, clearly, Bianca, because you know you got paid to be there.
06:53Bianca.
06:54Yay!
06:55Bianca!
06:56Oh!
06:57She got nowhere else to go.
06:59She's not on radio no more.
07:01You're such a bitch.
07:02Here's to the golden years.
07:04It's not even 6.30 yet.
07:06We can head down to the RSL and play the pokies after this.
07:08You know what the first activity is?
07:10Lawn bowls.
07:11And Keno.
07:13You know what?
07:14I'm going to keep watching that.
07:15You don't like it?
07:16I don't like him much, but I want to see how...
07:18The girls go.
07:19I have to say, I liked it more than I thought I would.
07:21I just don't know if I can watch when they start passion.
07:24Well, yeah, you're going to have to, because you sit next to me.
07:37In Melbourne, Lee and Keith are discussing a cruise bar tab.
07:40What was my bill?
07:41I don't know.
07:42The statement count was $900.
07:45B, B, B, B.
07:46Coke.
07:47B, B, B, B.
07:48Coke.
07:49And then one was a cocktail and you turned around and said,
07:51oh, how'd the cocktail get in here?
07:53No, I said, that was 20 bucks, Lee.
07:55Oh, I nearly killed you.
07:58Sunday on the ABC...
08:00The assembly is back.
08:02I love this.
08:03Such a feel-good show.
08:05Journalism students who have autism interviewing famous Australians.
08:08And Lee Sales is returning as our mentor.
08:11It's absolutely journalism unfiltered.
08:14They ask the questions we all want to hear.
08:16Who have we got on here today?
08:17Oh, my God!
08:20Look who it is!
08:21Who?
08:22Who is it?
08:23Steve Waugh?
08:24Legend?
08:25Captain of the Australian cricket team at its absolute peak.
08:28Okay, I have no idea.
08:29No, we're out.
08:30The challenge with Steve will be getting him to open up.
08:33Yeah, because he seems like a real quiet person.
08:35Wow.
08:36There's lots of people coming in.
08:37Is this a lot today?
08:38I can't wait to see what kind of questions I've got for him.
08:41Xanthia.
08:42I don't know anything about cricket.
08:43All I know is that you throw a ball.
08:45And it's long and boring.
08:46Cricket to me is pretty boring.
08:48I'm with you, love.
08:50Can you help me understand what you think about when you're out on the field?
08:53Good question.
08:54Has anyone been to a 2020 game of cricket?
08:56Yes, baby.
08:57Do you find it exciting?
08:58Yeah.
08:59Enjoyable?
09:00Always, Steve.
09:01We love you.
09:02Cricket to me challenges you in a lot of ways.
09:03It's the best game for testing skill and character.
09:06That's the great thing I love about cricket.
09:08Me too.
09:09Pat, you'll go.
09:10Whenever cricketers make an appeal, they make a very specific scream that sounds like
09:15Do they?
09:17Correct.
09:18So what's the deal with that?
09:20Great question.
09:21You're right because I often think
09:22Huzzah!
09:23That's a ridiculous noise you make.
09:25That's so true though.
09:26So you're saying to the umpire, how is that?
09:28Is that out or not out?
09:29Oh!
09:30How's that?
09:31But then it becomes blurred and you're right, it sounds like
09:33Huzzah!
09:34It does.
09:35It sounds like a freaking cat being strangled.
09:36Yeah.
09:37I read that you met Mother Teresa in India.
09:39Wow, that's big.
09:40I never knew that.
09:41What did you learn from her that changed your life forever?
09:44Oh, that's a good question.
09:46She did have a power about her and you could feel it when you were around her.
09:49And that sort of got me motivated, maybe I should do something in some small way to emulate
09:53what she does.
09:54Wow!
09:55And that sort of set me off on the journey of being involved in philanthropy.
09:57So Mother Teresa turned him on to philanthropy.
10:00I want to start my own charity to give back to kids who are in need of support.
10:04I had no idea he did all of this.
10:06That's really cool.
10:07What a great guy.
10:08What do you think was your lowest moment in life?
10:11Whoa!
10:12Good question.
10:13Hard question.
10:14My wife, she'd had some sort of stroke.
10:15Whoa!
10:16I didn't know that.
10:17She was touching her whether she was going to survive that, so that was probably the lowest
10:19moment.
10:20Oh my God.
10:21At the time I had three young kids, I think they were six, three and one, and I had to
10:24sit them down and basically say, look, Mum's sick, she may not make it through.
10:28Oh my God.
10:29And then from there it was a long process to get back to where she was.
10:32Wow.
10:33Amazing comeback.
10:34And from there she pretty much runs the charity.
10:36Oh wow.
10:37So amazing how open he is and how willing he is to talk about things.
10:41Because the students have autism and are facing their fears to even be in this situation and
10:45ask, it disarms the person being asked the questions.
10:48So they give these really truthful, honest, vulnerable answers.
10:51Tell us about getting your last boss entry on the Sydney cricket ground and why was it
10:56such a big deal?
10:57Oh yes.
10:58Great question.
10:59This is the greatest moment in Australian sporting history.
11:00I think I was 37 at the time.
11:02There was a lot of media speculation and they were saying maybe he should retire or he's
11:05getting too old.
11:06Yep.
11:07They wanted to drop him.
11:08I got down to the last ball of the day and I needed two for my century.
11:12And I hit the last ball for four.
11:14All of a sudden it's like someone turned the volume up to ten.
11:17I could hear everything.
11:18The crowd were going crazy.
11:19You are cheering for you.
11:20Who do you think the first person I saw was when I was in the change room?
11:23His wife?
11:24Brother.
11:25Kylo Minogue.
11:26It was the Prime Minister of Australia, John Howard.
11:27Oh!
11:28I didn't know that fact.
11:29That was a moment I dreamt of as a boy and for it to happen was pretty amazing.
11:32What a guy.
11:33He deserved it.
11:34He played so well for Australia.
11:36When I was Australian of the Year.
11:37He was Australian of the Year?
11:38I'm learning so much about this person.
11:39What the hell?
11:40Who is this guy?
11:41I often say to the journalists, look, ask me a question that's interesting and I'll
11:45give you an interesting answer.
11:46Which they've done.
11:47You've asked me questions that I've never had before.
11:49You've drawn out his personality from a shy guy.
11:52So, you guys are on the right path to being really good journalists.
11:54I agree.
11:55They're better than most reporters we have around today.
11:57We'd actually like to play a game with you and it's called...
12:01How's that?
12:05Sounds like cricket you want to play.
12:07Oh!
12:08We're going to play cricket with him!
12:09Well that's so cool.
12:10Oh!
12:11Oh!
12:12Oh!
12:13Oh, they're coming from all angles.
12:15He's so quick.
12:16Daniel, you're up.
12:17You look focused.
12:18Come on, Daniel.
12:19Get him out!
12:20That'll last you for the rest of your life.
12:27I bowled out Steve Waugh.
12:29That's a good pub story.
12:30Dude!
12:32I love that.
12:33More of that.
12:35That was great.
12:36It's someone that doesn't know sports.
12:38Wow, I've never watched cricket.
12:40I will now.
12:50I accidentally shaved off my moustache on the weekend.
12:54I noticed it's a little thin.
12:55Yeah, I was trying to trim it up and then I just trimmed too much and then tried to save
12:59it on the other end.
13:00I was like, this looks ridiculous.
13:01Yeah, never leave the moustache in the middle from what I can hear.
13:05Never go the Charlie Chaplin.
13:06Yeah.
13:07If you know what I'm saying.
13:08The Amazing Race.
13:12Oh, this is a finale, yeah?
13:14That's it.
13:15Final three, mate.
13:16Oh, yeah.
13:1714 legs done and dusted.
13:18Now it all comes down to this.
13:19So who's left?
13:20Iconic acting brothers, Steve and Bernie Curry.
13:23I love the Curry brothers.
13:25Yeah.
13:26Go the Curry.
13:27Reality star Aisha and her partner Scott.
13:30Her voice gets on my nerves.
13:31Guys, go!
13:32Oh, no!
13:34Entertainment powerhouses Rob Mills and Georgie Tane.
13:38Come on, I really want Millsy to win.
13:41Rob and Georgie, you said if you win the Amazing Race Australia, you will get married.
13:46So if they win, they'll get married on the spot.
13:48100%.
13:49They better win.
13:50They can have 40 years of misery too.
13:52Alright, are we ready?
13:53We're ready.
13:54Yeah!
13:55Come on, boys, get into it.
13:57Three, two, one, go!
14:01Wait, where are they running to?
14:02Yeah, how do they know if they don't open the envelope?
14:06So now they all run to separate parts and then open it?
14:08Yeah, I don't know why they did that.
14:10Anyway, for their first challenge...
14:12They'll be moving flaky rice husks across a deep, muddy field.
14:16That's actually not that hard.
14:18You haven't met the opposition, have you?
14:20That cat looks more hard now.
14:21Oh, they're getting tackled by buffalos.
14:25It looks like fun.
14:26Go away, you're a bully!
14:28Oh, here we go.
14:29I'm gonna hear a voice.
14:30Shut up!
14:31This is tough.
14:32Dragging your feet out of the mud.
14:34You're pretty much running through sewerage.
14:36This is definitely how you get hepatitis.
14:38Watch your nose, Dave.
14:40Dude, he's gonna put his knee out.
14:42My knee's playing on my mind.
14:43Oh, no!
14:44I just know I haven't got the strength to get up.
14:46The bull helped him up!
14:47The bull helped me up?
14:48Yeah.
14:49I think he felt sorry for it.
14:54Best ones?
14:55The curry!
14:56That's right.
14:57And they're first to take on the next task.
14:59Now, celebs will be challenged to learn this complex routine.
15:02Oh, God.
15:03Dance challenge.
15:04It requires rhythm and coordination.
15:06Yeah, good luck with that one.
15:09Oh, look at them!
15:10Look at them!
15:12What the hell?
15:13What the hell?
15:17Oh, you'd be useless, Keith.
15:18Forget about it.
15:20Oh!
15:21It's not easy!
15:22Let's see if Rob and Georgie can do any better.
15:25I'm expecting big things from Rob.
15:27He's a dancer and singer.
15:29He's been in a few musicals as well.
15:30Ready?
15:31Yeah, let's do it.
15:32Let's go, Rob and Georgie.
15:33She's determined to win because she wants to get married.
15:35100%.
15:36I want to see a wedding!
15:39They're good, they're good!
15:41Come on, get it the first time, get it the first time.
15:45Yes!
15:46Back in the lead.
15:47We have a great advantage.
15:48Maybe we will have a wedding.
15:52Aisha and Scott also get it right.
15:54But meanwhile...
15:55Oh no, the curries.
15:56Oh, they're still there.
15:57Sorry, can we start again?
15:58I sat in front of them at the footy once.
16:00These Indonesian dancers, really?
16:01What are they doing there?
16:02I hate that.
16:03What's up?
16:04Woo!
16:05Yeah, got it.
16:06Oh!
16:07They stuff up one more time, rip up their passport, they're not coming home.
16:11Come on, that's gotta be it.
16:13They got the sympathy passed.
16:14It's an enormous relief.
16:16It's out of courage to last.
16:17Alright, what now?
16:18It's the final puzzle.
16:19What do you have to do?
16:20At every pit stop, there was a symbol inspired by that leg of the race.
16:25Oh, they're probably gonna have to name everything.
16:27In the order that we've seen them along the way.
16:29Oh, it's a memory game.
16:31I don't remember.
16:32For the grand final of challenges, this one's bloody boring.
16:35Surely the challenge should be flying fox over a volcano, drop an egg into lava.
16:42Okay, here we go.
16:43We can do this.
16:44They've got a nice head start now, Millsy.
16:46They'll be miles in front.
16:47This is all of our dreams come true.
16:50Straight into the wedding dress, girlfriend.
16:52Or maybe not.
16:53Because the Currys have somehow caught up.
16:56We see the other two teams are at it.
16:58Come on, boys.
16:59Come on, don't give up.
17:00Check, please.
17:03Don't tell me the Currys are coming from last.
17:05Currys often come from behind.
17:06And it turns out they've got a better memory than the others.
17:09Yeah!
17:10Yeah!
17:11We are now in first place.
17:15Did you slow down for him?
17:17Jesus!
17:18Oh, look at his knee.
17:19He can hardly go up the stairs.
17:20Camera woman, help him!
17:21Check, please.
17:22We want a wedding.
17:23Come on, guys.
17:27Run!
17:28Run!
17:29Run!
17:30Let's go Currys!
17:31Remember, he's got a busted up knee.
17:33Oh, no.
17:36Come on, Millsy.
17:37Oh, no.
17:38The young ones are going to catch them.
17:39All right.
17:40This is it.
17:41Come on, get the fireworks out.
17:42Get the red carpet.
17:43I hope they've got a celebrant.
17:44Here we go, here we go.
17:45We've got a team coming in.
17:46Who's going to get there?
17:47Oh, my God.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:49Have they done it?
17:50You are the first team to check in.
17:51Yes, my number one team.
17:53And winners of the Amazing Race Australia.
17:56Woo!
17:58What an effort that would last.
18:00What a comeback.
18:01That's amazing.
18:02Woo!
18:03Wait, does that mean Millsy's not going to get married?
18:05Aw.
18:06You're not loving your partner that much after 14 weeks of Amazing Race, are you?
18:11Aw.
18:12What a great end finale.
18:14That was a really good one.
18:15It was, yeah.
18:16It was really good.
18:31Do you think it's unusual to have tea and licorice?
18:34No, but I think it's unusual to be walking around.
18:36Mum, where's my tea?
18:37Brown pants and green pop.
18:39She's like Kermit the Frog with diarrhoea.
18:42This week on Paramount Plus.
18:44What's that, a ship?
18:45A little boat.
18:46We settled in for some high-speed water policing action.
18:49What do you reckon, fish or fentanyl?
18:51I reckon dead body.
18:54Aw, refugees.
18:55Including some US Navy flyboys.
18:58What?
18:59US Navy flyboys.
19:00You know who this is a case for?
19:02Look.
19:03The very specific police force within Sydney that investigate United States military crimes.
19:10No, no.
19:11United States naval crimes.
19:13NCIS Sydney.
19:15Apparently in America it's gone berserk.
19:17This is the new season.
19:18And it comes with some new faces.
19:20He was in the King of the Cross.
19:22Straight into it, day one.
19:23How good's Trigger?
19:24Trigger!
19:25Wanker.
19:26William McInnes.
19:27He was an Australian heartthrob.
19:28He looks like Santa now, doesn't he?
19:30And his first job is to check in on one of the rescued flyboys.
19:34Ouch.
19:35They were tortured.
19:36It's a little bit tender, eh?
19:37Traffic and drugs.
19:38Guaranteed.
19:39Oh, I bet you there's an alien's gonna pop out of him.
19:41Honestly, I'm not sure.
19:43Meanwhile, the team chases down a lead to a Filipino boat, where the flyboys were held captive.
19:49Conveniently parked within Sydney Harbour.
19:51We might want to check that one out ourselves.
19:53Just around the corner from where they were.
19:55Just around the corner.
19:56They caught an Uber there.
19:58Oh yeah, here we go.
20:00Someone turn light on.
20:01Oh, no one ever turns a light on, Keith.
20:04What the hell?
20:05What's that?
20:06There's a bomb.
20:07Bombs.
20:08Bombs!
20:09Oh my God!
20:10Get off the ship!
20:11NCIS, drop your weapons!
20:12NCIS, who?
20:13NCIS!
20:14Who?
20:15We're a really small police group within the US Navy that investigates Navy crimes.
20:18We're actually based in Sydney.
20:20Okay, okay.
20:21Don't shoot.
20:22Boss, no!
20:23They got him!
20:24Oh!
20:25Oh!
20:26Bomb!
20:27She looks pretty good for someone that's just been bombed.
20:31Muscara didn't even run.
20:32Someone want to explain to me what a group of Filipino extremists is doing in Sydney Harbour?
20:36Filipino extremists.
20:38I love how they're like, we need to give the Arabs a bit of a rest.
20:41So they question the remaining flyboy.
20:44I can't recall.
20:45I smell fish.
20:46I want to remember.
20:47I just...
20:48Torture induced amnesia.
20:50Thank you, ma'am.
20:52It's a real honour.
20:53Oh, that was weird.
20:55Yeah, what...
20:56Thank you, ma'am.
20:57Sleeper agent.
20:58Thank you, ma'am.
20:59Right.
21:00Hey, Lieutenant.
21:01What's he doing?
21:02Something just triggered him.
21:03Ohhhh.
21:04What was that?
21:05I think I might have worked out why the Lieutenant freaked out like he did.
21:08Great work, Trigger.
21:09The exact moment Price was having his episode, I was next door screening for bugs at 18 hertz.
21:14What does that mean?
21:15Subauditory frequencies.
21:16Subauditory frequencies, Bob.
21:18Oh, right.
21:19Silly Mia.
21:20They can trigger all sorts of reactions.
21:21Oh, okay.
21:22Why train him to react like that when he hears a particular frequency?
21:25It's like Zoolander.
21:26He hears a particular frequency and he starts to go crazy.
21:29I've traced the cause of Price's fever.
21:32Most likely septic shock caused by his body.
21:35Rejecting a foreign object in his gut.
21:37Cavity bomb.
21:38Cavity bomb with a close range RF trigger.
21:40See?
21:41I know my crime shows.
21:43Price has got a bomb inside of him.
21:45If Price has got one, there's a good chance Daniels has too.
21:48They're ticking time bombs, literally.
21:50They've got to find the other soldier.
21:51What happens if he passes wind?
21:52My Godfather's going to be an explosion.
21:54This is an American hero who escaped Terra's captivity.
21:57And the ambassador wants to welcome them home.
21:59They're going to kill the ambassador.
22:00Straight to the Opera House.
22:03Spot on.
22:04Testing, testing.
22:07Hey, NCIS.
22:10Wait, who?
22:11It's a small police group.
22:13Find the mixing desk, shut it down.
22:15So look for microphones, look for speakers.
22:17That's where the sound trigger will come from.
22:19The frequencies.
22:20See?
22:21The frequencies, don't you know?
22:22Lieutenant Oscar Daniels.
22:24So remember how he grabbed your hand?
22:26Thank you, ma'am.
22:27That's what they're going to do now.
22:28Oh, no.
22:29No.
22:30Thank you, ma'am.
22:31It's a real honor.
22:32Shut the music down.
22:33Thank you, ma'am.
22:34Pull the plug.
22:35Pull the off.
22:36Cut the feed.
22:37Cut the feed, DJ.
22:38There we go.
22:39He disconnected the frequencies.
22:40Jared, you need to leave your day job.
22:42And join NCIS.
22:43All of it.
22:45We've got a Filipino.
22:46Yep, you can tell by his height.
22:48Gun!
22:49Hands and shoot him!
22:50Just shoot him!
22:51Hands around, you see them!
22:52Just shoot him!
22:54Shoot him!
22:55Hurry up!
22:56Becky, take the shot!
23:01He shot me down.
23:03Bang, bang.
23:05And as the case is all wrapped up...
23:07You were right.
23:08I was wrong.
23:09No, you were right.
23:10You did a good...
23:11No, you did.
23:12No, no, no, you did.
23:13No, no, no, come on!
23:14No, you did.
23:15Why don't we grab a pizza together?
23:17That was a good episode.
23:20I didn't mind that.
23:22It's always great to see the AFP working in such great conjunction with the Naval Criminal
23:28Investigative Service.
23:29Definitely is.
23:30We are a very specific branch of the US military.
23:34Oh my god, there are flies in here.
23:47I have to get rid of them.
23:49Oh, I got one!
23:50One just flew by me.
23:51Ah!
23:52Ah!
23:53Ah!
23:54Ah!
23:55Oh my god!
23:56Oh my god!
23:57Oh my god!
23:58Ah!
23:59That fly did not want to die.
24:01Ah!
24:02Sunday on 7.
24:03This is the voice!
24:04Bam, bam, bam, bam!
24:07Yep.
24:08And tonight...
24:09The semi-finals are here.
24:11Semi-finals!
24:12Getting down to the business end.
24:14And with eight left in the competition...
24:16But only four will make it to the grand finale.
24:19I love Sonia.
24:20Isn't she gorgeous?
24:22Unbelievable for 60.
24:23She can get a seniors card.
24:25She can get discount tram rides.
24:27In this ep, it's Richard Singers...
24:29Both amazing, but only one can go through.
24:32Richard looks like one of the doctors off Botched.
24:34Sherry.
24:35...against Mel C's...
24:36They need to give the performance of their life.
24:39This would be so hard for the judges.
24:41You're so far, and now you have to cut one of your team.
24:44First to perform is Richard's artist, Bella.
24:46This is the end.
24:48Oh, wow!
24:49Wow!
24:50Now that's a dress.
24:51I love that!
24:52It'll be good.
24:53She can go and stop the traffic afterwards.
24:54Let the sky fall.
24:56Oh, wow!
24:57Wow!
24:58We will stand small
24:59To face it all
25:01Together
25:02And it crum crum
25:07You've got a powerful voice here.
25:14Oh, shut up.
25:15Relax.
25:16Good job, Bella!
25:18Good job, Bella!
25:19You've accomplished everything I wanted.
25:22Oh, blah-de-blah-de-blah.
25:23You're fantastic.
25:24Next singer.
25:25Alright.
25:26Next up, it's Joseph.
25:27What are we singing, Joseph?
25:28I think there's something you should know
25:31Oh, it's Michael.
25:32Here we go.
25:33All we have to do
25:35This is what you want.
25:36You want like a happy song.
25:38Makes you bop along too.
25:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:40Not like that though.
25:41Dancer's like an awkward 62-year-old man.
25:44It's take this time
25:46And wade it through
25:48Freedom
25:50I won't let you down
25:51Freedom
25:52Please don't give me a
25:54Freedom
25:55Yeah, yeah.
25:56Oh, look at them all.
25:57They're like, yahoo!
25:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:59Woo!
26:00That was awesome.
26:01George Michael would be proud of you, my boy.
26:06Next, it's Mel C singer, Ewan.
26:08I've been meaning to tell you
26:11Hungry Eyes!
26:12Oh, I like this song.
26:13One look at you and I can't despise
26:18Stop singing. You're ruining it.
26:22It's the Hungry Jack song.
26:23It is from a Hungry Jack commercial.
26:25It's a Hungry Jack commercial.
26:26Now I feel like a whopper.
26:27He's out.
26:28Yeah, no, he didn't do it for me.
26:29Alright, who's next?
26:30It's Cassie.
26:31Oh, I like her.
26:32Let's go, Cassie.
26:33Do you know this song?
26:34I'm more worried about
26:35She's standing on the furniture.
26:36Oh, wow.
26:37She's got a fabulous voice.
26:38I'd be telling her to get off the furniture.
26:39I'm waiting for it.
26:40The green light, I'm on it.
26:41Oh, my lamp's crooked.
26:42There's so many things I could pick up.
26:43It's like a whopper.
26:44It's like a whopper.
26:45It's like a whopper.
26:46It's like a whopper.
26:47It's like a whopper.
26:48It's like a whopper.
26:49It's like a whopper.
26:50I'd be telling her to get off the furniture.
26:51I'm waiting for it.
26:52The green light, I'm on it.
26:54Oh, my lamp's crooked.
26:55There's so many things I could pick up.
26:57The green light, I'm on it.
26:59Woo!
27:00That was the best performance of the night.
27:02In no time at all, we will see you for the result.
27:05Alright, give them 40 minutes to clear the stage of all the lounges.
27:08Okay, who's going through to the grand final?
27:11First up, Team Richards, Bella and Joseph.
27:13I like Joseph.
27:14He's going to take Joseph.
27:15Oh, Joseph!
27:16Bye-bye, Bella.
27:17The artist, I'll be taking through his.
27:20There is no suspense.
27:21You're taking Joseph.
27:22Bella.
27:23Oh!
27:24No way!
27:26She's even shocked.
27:27Congratulations, Bella!
27:29Oh, he's fixing her dress.
27:30No, he was trying to pull her back.
27:32You're not getting up there.
27:33And from Mel's team, it's between...
27:35Ewan and Cassie.
27:37There's no way Ewan was better than Cassie.
27:40I've loved working with you both.
27:42Don't pretend like it's a hard decision.
27:44The artist I will be taking through is...
27:46Australia knows Cassie's getting picked.
27:48She was definitely better than him.
27:50Cassie.
27:51Yeah!
27:52Easy.
27:53Congratulations, Cassie!
27:55Two girls in the finals, let's go!
27:57Who run the world?
27:58Girls!
27:59Goodnight, Australia.
28:00Goodnight, Sonya!
28:03Oh, it is heating up!
28:05I actually don't know who's going to win the finale.
28:07I'm picking Bella just for that dress.
28:09I better be here next week when it comes in the mail.
28:11I won't give them ideas.
28:12Well, actually, I just...
28:13Shut up!
28:14So, I tried to fix the washes in the bathtub.
28:19So, I tried to fix the washes in the bathtub.
28:32So, I was like, oh, this is going to be an easy job.
28:34Done a hundred washes before.
28:35Pulled it out, no worries.
28:36I'll just twist this off.
28:38Twist it off.
28:39Broke off a shard of metal into my thumb.
28:41Had to get a tetanus shot.
28:42Oh!
28:43Is it still in there?
28:44Ah!
28:45Don't touch it like that.
28:46Why would you do that?
28:47I just wanted to see if it still hurt.
28:49Admit it.
28:50We all love searching for real estate.
28:52What is this?
28:53Oh!
28:54Oh!
28:55This week on HBO, we watched a US property show that made us go...
28:59Ugh!
29:00And...
29:01Oh!
29:02Plus...
29:03Then...
29:04Oh!
29:05Hosted by comedian Jack McBrayer, the show started online as a social media account called...
29:09Zillow Gone Wild.
29:10An inside look at the outrageously wonderful homes on the market.
29:14Oh!
29:15I follow them!
29:16I follow them on TikTok!
29:17Zillow is like domain or realestate.com.
29:20We now have a TV show based off an Instagram account.
29:24Ugh!
29:25And the purpose of the program...
29:26One home shall be named the wildest of them all.
29:29We're looking for the property deemed the wildest.
29:31This is like Grand Design's gone wrong.
29:33Pretty much.
29:34And we start in Arizona, where...
29:36Recently purchased property that takes the song 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall to a whole new level.
29:43Bottled up!
29:44No way!
29:45Why on earth would you make a house out of bottles?
29:48Well, let's find out.
29:49My name is Johanna and I...
29:51I'm an alcoholic.
29:53And this property took...
29:5510 to 15 years to complain.
29:56Yeah, well look how many beers I had to drink.
29:58I'm sure you mob could build your own little cans out the back of something.
30:02I didn't know what to expect walking inside.
30:05I reckon there's gonna be bottles, Jack.
30:07Oh my gosh, look at all this!
30:09No.
30:10No, no.
30:11Look at all the bottles.
30:12She did say at the start it's bottles, Keith.
30:14Why are you shocked?
30:15Look at many!
30:16Oh, I would just look at this all day.
30:18Honestly, it looks like a recycling centre.
30:20I also have a guest house.
30:22A guest house is made from goon sacks.
30:24Oh, what's made?
30:26Why does this guy keep being so shocked?
30:28No way!
30:29More bottles, Jack?
30:30Yeah.
30:31This is nuts!
30:32Who would have thought that the bottle house has a lot of bottles?
30:35Wild factor, yes.
30:36Does it look like shit?
30:37Also, yes.
30:38This is a bathroom!
30:39Oh, I don't know about this.
30:40I don't want to sit on that and cut my leg when I'm taking a big gunner.
30:43I'm just thinking how long did it take to do it?
30:45I'm just thinking how long does this show go for?
30:47Alright, let's see the next wacko house.
30:49Okay, next, Jack heads to Texas to check out this...
30:52Tree top treasure?
30:53That's awesome!
30:561.5 million US dollars for a two bed, two bath house?
31:00No deal!
31:01Welcome to the tree house!
31:02Is it actually off the ground inside a tree up the top?
31:05If it's not, it's not called a tree house to me.
31:07A curved structure built among the trees...
31:10Yeah, okay, built among the trees.
31:12It's not actually a tree house.
31:13Well, if we had some trees outside and trees outside,
31:15we could say this is built among the trees.
31:17We did have trees there, but they dropped them down.
31:19Everything in this house is made of reclaimed materials.
31:22Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
31:23That looks filthy.
31:24It looks like it hasn't been washed, doesn't it?
31:26It's all kind of eclectic stuff.
31:28Jeez, we've really had a crack at hard rubbish, haven't we?
31:30Yeah.
31:31These windows came from an old warehouse in Brooklyn.
31:33What's the oldest thing we've got in this house, Kate?
31:36Probably you.
31:37What?
31:38Also in the tree house is...
31:40This ginormous bathtub in the hall.
31:43Oh, no, no.
31:45No!
31:46I don't want people to see me while I'm scrubbing my hole.
31:49This bad boy is 100% copper.
31:51Copper.
31:52You'd need another tetanus shot after going and bathing that.
31:55Copper.
31:56Alright, next.
31:57From Texas to Philadelphia.
31:59We're in Philly now, home of Rocky Balboa.
32:01It is.
32:02Do you reckon that's where the Philadelphia cheese came from?
32:04It's not.
32:05I bought some of that today.
32:06That's nice.
32:07Isn't it funny?
32:08I had some today too.
32:09I had some.
32:10Mmm.
32:12On cross skirts.
32:13Okay.
32:14How about we check out the next house?
32:15Maze Manor.
32:172.4 mil.
32:18For three bedrooms.
32:19That's like 4 million bucks.
32:20Sounds about white.
32:21I don't know what this is.
32:23It's called a wall, mate.
32:24Wall.
32:25They're doors.
32:28Don't go in for door creaks like that.
32:30They're so haunted.
32:31Blackfellas aren't staying there.
32:32Hello, sir.
32:33Hello.
32:34Hello.
32:35I'm the weirdo that owns this house.
32:37My name is Bob and I live in a historic home.
32:39Hello, Bob.
32:40Bob.
32:41This house is like a maze.
32:42Alright.
32:43Going down this way.
32:45This way.
32:46Too many nooks and crannies in here.
32:48Yeah, you wouldn't want to be busting for a wee.
32:49You'd be running into walls everywhere.
32:51The biggest fireplace I have ever seen.
32:53Oh, my God.
32:55That's ugly but cool.
32:57Great if you're doing orgies.
32:59I do.
33:01Can you elaborate on that, Mom?
33:03Why?
33:04Why not?
33:09Why not?
33:10Let's go to the second floor.
33:11This is stupid.
33:13Bob.
33:14Bob.
33:15Bob.
33:16Bob.
33:17Bob.
33:18Oh, Bob.
33:19Bob.
33:20Bob.
33:21There's a great little treat in the bathroom.
33:23There's a what in the bathroom?
33:24This is a custom kitchen.
33:25Kitchen in the bathroom.
33:27Freezer below.
33:28A freezer in the bathroom.
33:30And a dishwasher on the other side of it.
33:32What?
33:33Take a sip.
33:34Put the dishes in.
33:35Turn the kettle on.
33:36Right-o.
33:37Let's just get to the judging.
33:38And the winner is...
33:40Bottled up.
33:41Bottled one's won.
33:42The most wild house is a bottle house.
33:44Bottled up!
33:45Captain Obvious.
33:46What does she win?
33:47Bottle opener.
33:48Check it out.
33:50You got a shit plaque.
33:51It looks like something you get at Springvale.
33:53Discount $2 shop.
33:54Can't hang it on the wall without breaking a bottle.
34:00This show promised so much, but delivered so little.
34:04It's a good day to talk.
34:05The Del Pachetras is a good day to talk.
34:06The Del Pachetras is a good day to talk.
34:07At the Del Pachetras in Sydney, Wendell is showing off.
34:22Don't suck in around us. You don't have to do that. Let it all out.
34:27Hey, there's no sucking in. This is natural.
34:29No, come on, let it out. That's not natural. That's pork belly.
34:34This week on Prime, we watched a doco about an Aussie athlete.
34:38Is this going to be like a motivational doco?
34:41Am I going to want to go to the gym tomorrow?
34:43Not quite, but it is called...
34:45James Can Eat. I hear you, mate.
34:47And it's the story of James Webb.
34:49I believe we all have a purpose.
34:51Oh, hello. I'll eat James.
34:53And his unique skill.
34:54Let's eat!
34:55I was born to eat.
34:56Wendell too.
34:57Oh, hang on. This isn't gym at all.
34:59Oh, my God, it's like an eating competition.
35:01Correct. Hot dog eating, to be precise.
35:04You've got to be mentally prepared to get uncomfortable.
35:07Yuck.
35:08It's the opposite from gym.
35:09How do you discover this is something you can do?
35:11Well, for James, it begins at a country pub.
35:14I get to the bistro and there's a photo of a burger.
35:16What? Look at that.
35:18Look how big it is.
35:19Turned out to be Australia's biggest burger, so I ate the burger casually as anything.
35:24He did it easy.
35:25Meanwhile, the national news and media is blowing up about this guy from Borkham Hills that ate
35:29Australia's biggest burger.
35:30Wow.
35:31That day changed our lives.
35:33Wait, so that's how he got famous?
35:35Yep. And from there, he got really good at eating hot dogs.
35:39Ranked number one in Australia, number five in the world, James Webb.
35:44Imagine accidentally discovering your talent is that you can just eat.
35:47God, if I knew this was a sport, I would have done it to make money.
35:50And the biggest hot dog eating tournament happens in America.
35:53Nathan's hot dog eating contest is the Super Bowl of the competitive eating circuit.
35:59I'd be good at this one.
36:00Why am I watching a whole heap of guys just eat wieners?
36:03Boop, boop, boop.
36:04Well, because James wants to win, so he starts training.
36:07What training do they do?
36:09Just pigging out, basically.
36:11I seriously think this is a leisure.
36:13This is an elite athlete.
36:14Whilst I love food and whilst I love eating, man it can get expensive.
36:17Oh, that was snot.
36:19Is that a boogie?
36:20Oh, he's going to eat it.
36:22Because on a regular day, I'm always hungry.
36:25That is snot.
36:28Disgusting.
36:30You get to this point where you stretch your stomach.
36:33Don't get me wrong, I want to stretch my stomach off.
36:36But when you're being woken up at 3am by hunger pains because you have this insatiable appetite,
36:42it gets a bit much.
36:43Oh my God, look at his stomach.
36:44Look at his stomach.
36:45That's a bit like Wendell's stomach.
36:46It's like he swallowed a TV.
36:47Imagine that coming out the other end.
36:49You'd prophylactically call the plumber, wouldn't you?
36:51And James' biggest competition for the competition is...
36:55Joey Chestnut is the best of all time.
36:57This is the goat, Joey Chestnut.
36:59Jaws.
37:00I love Joey Chestnut.
37:01There's Joey and there's the rest.
37:03Yep, I agree.
37:04Then this happens.
37:06Breaking news.
37:08Number one competitive eater Joey Chestnut is banned from the Nathan's Hot Dog contest.
37:12He's banned.
37:13Why?
37:14Because he's representing a rival brand selling plant-based hot dogs.
37:18Plant-based hot dogs.
37:19I remember reading about this.
37:21How ridiculous.
37:22If Joey doesn't do the competition, I'm going to win.
37:24Yeah.
37:25Well, let's find out.
37:26Five.
37:27Four.
37:28Three.
37:29Two.
37:30One.
37:31Go!
37:36James Webb right now on a 70 dog piece.
37:39Oh, he's in front.
37:40Come on, Webb.
37:41But then things take a turn for James.
37:43I had no water on my table.
37:44No water.
37:45I asked three times.
37:46I need water.
37:47I need water.
37:48I need water.
37:49They gave me one cup of water.
37:50Oh, how disgraceful.
37:51I just don't think they want an Aussie to win.
37:52And it goes from bad to worse.
37:54My counter stopped counting and they stopped flicking over the card.
37:57Oh, this is bull crap.
37:58So on TV, it looked like I was very far down the ranks.
38:01Nah, this is rigged.
38:02That's bullshit.
38:03Then this happens.
38:04Then I get a plate with six hot dogs.
38:06Everyone knows it's five hot dogs to a plate.
38:09What?
38:10It's disgraceful.
38:11Disgraceful.
38:12It's not that deep, Mum.
38:13True.
38:14Three.
38:15Two.
38:16One.
38:17They had him last.
38:1845.
38:19Why would they do this to us?
38:20Put down your hot dogs.
38:22Put down your wieners.
38:24Following an official recount due to an error by his counters.
38:27James' new official total is 52 hot dogs eaten.
38:3052.
38:31He lost.
38:32He never got like a 56, did he?
38:33Yeah, but his rhythm was out.
38:34I know I can do more.
38:36Number four in the world.
38:37He was at number five, so he's gone up one.
38:39And next year, don't worry about the 50 club, now I'm going for the 60 club.
38:44Yes.
38:45Good on you, Jim.
38:46Love it.
38:47I thought this was so interesting.
38:48In all honesty, it's a freaking stupid sport if you think about it.
38:52Theo, I'm going to put some hot dogs on for tea.
38:54Ugh.
39:07So yesterday on my way home, I got about halfway home and I was rummaging in my bag for some
39:13lollies or something while I was on the bus.
39:15And I pulled out my car keys.
39:16And I was like, oh.
39:17And then I realised, I drove to work.
39:19Yeah, crap.
39:20So I had to get off the bus, go all the way back into town, pick the car up and then I
39:24sat for like 40 minutes in traffic.
39:26See, this is why people don't wait until they're late 30 to get a car.
39:29Yeah, that's right.
39:31This week on Disney Plus, we watched some gridiron.
39:36Have you ever watched American football?
39:38Never.
39:39Too many clothes for me.
39:40Is this like a proper game or is this a piss take?
39:42It's not a real game, but it's a great story and it starts like this.
39:46Oh, this is insane.
39:48Oh, he's still going.
39:49He's going to make a mistake.
39:50Oh, he dropped it.
39:51Oh no.
39:52What an idiot.
39:53They're going to run up and get a touchdown and they're going to win.
39:58Oh my goodness.
39:59You lost the game for them.
40:00What was holiday thinking?
40:02Oh, this is that guy from Twisters.
40:05Glenn Powell.
40:06This guy always plays a dick.
40:08That's right.
40:09You stole my favourite Blair.
40:10I don't want to talk right now.
40:12Because he then goes and does this.
40:14Oh my goodness.
40:15He's hit the make a wish kid.
40:18This is going to haunt him really for the rest of his life.
40:21That is shocking.
40:22Is that the real footage?
40:23No, no.
40:24So this is based on a skit that they made in America.
40:27Yep.
40:28This is a comedy drama based on a viral prank and it's called...
40:32Ted Powers.
40:33Eight years after his massive fail, Russ Holiday still hasn't played another game.
40:38I mean, if I hadn't taken a break, I never would have done The Masked Singer.
40:41The Masked Singer.
40:43Wow, he has hit rock bottom.
40:45He's working for his dad.
40:47He's in prosthetics and make-up.
40:49The movie business.
40:50And everyone hates him.
40:52Your face is toxic.
40:53Oh!
40:54Just forget about football.
40:55You should just go into gay porn now.
40:57It's the only option for you.
40:59But when he hears of an opportunity to get back in the game...
41:02Head coach of the South Georgia Catfish are now open tryouts for quarterback.
41:06He's going to go for tryouts for the rookies.
41:08Russ has an idea.
41:10Oh!
41:11Dress up as someone else!
41:12Like Mrs Doubtfire!
41:14My gosh!
41:15That's genius!
41:17Alright, this is getting good now.
41:19With his father's prosthetics...
41:21He's going to put the nose and head on Seath.
41:23...he changes his appearance.
41:25Oh, now he's got my nose.
41:26Man, is that you?
41:27And heads off to tryout for college football team the Catfish.
41:31That is such a bad disguise.
41:36Watch the meerkop.
41:38Oh, the mascot.
41:39Oh!
41:41Oh!
41:42Oh!
41:43Salt the prosthetics!
41:45Why would you pepper spray me?
41:47His face is coming off.
41:49You're Russ Holliday.
41:50No, he's already been found out.
41:51He's been in disguise 20 seconds.
41:53Wait!
41:54Maybe I can help you.
41:55An unlikely alliance, anybody?
41:57Yes, please.
41:58You need a stronger glue for the humidity down here.
42:00Of course he bumps into a gay kid with experience with prosthetics.
42:05If you're going to do this, you must do it with intent.
42:07Oh, here we go.
42:08Kiss look at you.
42:11He looks absolutely stupid, but it's going to work.
42:14You here to tryout?
42:15Cool, what's your name?
42:16Ugh.
42:17He hasn't even thought of a name.
42:18Fake name, fake name.
42:19What's your name?
42:20What's your name?
42:21My name's Chad.
42:23Chad.
42:24And last name?
42:25Myers.
42:26Chad Myers?
42:27Powers.
42:28That's the name of the show.
42:29Hey, sorry.
42:30And Chad Powers was born.
42:32That's right.
42:33And he wants to be the new catfish quarterback.
42:35Come on, Chad.
42:36Show us what you got.
42:39He doesn't look fast at all.
42:41One-legged girl in junior high run faster than that.
42:44I don't think he's ready for this, Milo.
42:46Are you seriously quitting right now?
42:47I think the mascot's going to give him a little peppy.
42:49Bro.
42:50That's my boy.
42:51You probably think if you just hadn't dropped that football in the Rose Bowl, your life would
42:54have gone different.
42:55You still would have ended up right here, because you're you.
42:57Oh!
42:58Let's drop some truth bombs now.
43:00Do you want to be Russ Holliday?
43:01Or do you want to be this guy?
43:02He's the catfish guardian angel.
43:04The friend he needs, actually.
43:06You gonna come play football?
43:07Come on!
43:08My name's Chad Powers.
43:09Let's go, Chad!
43:10Damn, son!
43:11Yeah!
43:12He's got the move still.
43:13Go, Chad!
43:14Hope he throws a mega one.
43:15Yee-haw!
43:16Yeah, baby!
43:17Woo!
43:18Tastes like one mil straight from the ditch.
43:19Yeah!
43:20Who's 200?
43:21Coach is about to offer Chad a position on the team.
43:22You watch.
43:23No, your try out spoke for itself.
43:24Welcome to the team.
43:25We'll see you on Monday morning.
43:26And now he's a catfish.
43:27Okay.
43:28If only it was this easy, Milo.
43:29Don't they do reference checks?
43:30Bring your driver's license, you know?
43:31You know?
43:32Yeah.
43:33Yeah.
43:34Yeah.
43:35Yeah.
43:36Yeah.
43:37Yeah.
43:38Yeah.
43:39Yeah.
43:40Yeah.
43:41Yeah.
43:42Yeah.
43:43Yeah.
43:44Yeah.
43:45Yeah.
43:46Yeah.
43:47Yeah.
43:48Yeah.
43:49Yeah.
43:50Yeah.
43:51He keeps saying, he keeps getting your transcripts and a copy of your birth certificate.
43:53Aww!
43:54It's not that easy.
43:57Ring of fire.
43:58Oh, his face is coming off.
43:59I fell into a...
44:00I really like that show.
44:04Everything about this screams Milo is going to watch the whole season.
44:08You know what the moral of the story is?
44:09What is it?
44:10Life is better with a big nose.
44:11It is!
44:12How is it without TikTok and Instagram on your phone?
44:30Bro, it's the worst.
44:34It's the worst.
44:35Like, anyone who says too much social media is bad
44:38has never tried to go to the toilet without their phone.
44:41The following program contains medical procedures
44:43and treatments involving dermatology.
44:45Viewer discretion is advised.
44:46Is this some...
44:47Oh, Jared's favourite show.
44:49Oh, no.
44:51Yep.
44:51On stand this week, some of us were excited to watch...
44:54I'm Dr Sandra Lee, a.k.a.
44:56Dr Pip-a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.
44:57My favourite show.
44:59Oh, I hate this show.
45:01Oh!
45:02Come break out with me and all my new patients.
45:06Oh, yeah, baby.
45:08Let's pop some pimples.
45:09Are you sure?
45:10Yes.
45:11You asked for it.
45:12First up...
45:13My name is Denise.
45:14Here we go.
45:15I got what you got wrong.
45:16I have this huge lump on my rear.
45:20Oh.
45:21Oh, that's going to be juicy.
45:23It feels like an extra butt cheek, I guess you can say.
45:26Are you sure it's not?
45:27That's like a free Brazilian butt lift.
45:29The Kardashians pipe for an ass like that.
45:32It's the friend that never goes away.
45:34Let's numb that sucker up and get that scalpel out.
45:37No, you're sick.
45:38Okay, so I'm going to just take a little peek in here, okay?
45:41Oh, we're already into it.
45:42Yeah, look, you can watch it when it's still in colour.
45:44Just shut your eyes when it turns black and white.
45:46Oh, yeah.
45:47There's no black and white anymore.
45:49Oh, my...
45:49I actually don't think I can sit here.
45:51I'm not joking.
45:51This definitely looks like a lipoma.
45:54Oh!
45:54Come out.
45:55Yeah, you'd better be calling to it.
45:57Oh, look at the colour of it.
45:58It's like egg yolk.
45:59Oh, peach.
46:00Yeah, tin peaches.
46:01Mango season, baby.
46:02How's the yoghurt?
46:03Oh, wait.
46:04It's squeezing out.
46:05It is big.
46:07Oh, yeah.
46:10It's out.
46:12It's out.
46:12It's out.
46:13It's out.
46:13Look at this sea creature.
46:15Oh, my God.
46:17That looks like scrambled eggs.
46:18Stop it.
46:19I'm actually going to vomit.
46:20No, dead ass.
46:20If I dry reach one more time, it's not going to be dry.
46:22Your days as a right butt model are not over.
46:26First one down.
46:27Next, we meet drag queen Zachary.
46:29My name's Zachary.
46:30I'm 31 years old.
46:31What's this homo doing?
46:32As a drag artist, it feels like I'm literally living my dream.
46:36Miss Jessica Lahore.
46:38Do you have a drag name, Jared?
46:39Exhale, spread cheeks.
46:42But underneath, it is scratching points.
46:44Rolling, tearing, cinching my skin.
46:47Oh, what disease have you got?
46:49Oh, what's that?
46:50It's on my arms.
46:51Eczema?
46:52It's on my chest and my abdomen.
46:54Oh, my God.
46:54Looking at that, I'm itchy.
46:56It's on my thighs.
46:56It's on my butt.
46:57Ringworm.
46:58It's in my scalp.
46:59It's behind my ears.
47:00It's in my ears.
47:01Oh, it's everywhere.
47:03It's gross.
47:04Now, this I can watch.
47:06I'd rather see pimples.
47:07I'd say it's a bit of a relief to not have any squeezing or oozing.
47:09This is very typical of psoriasis.
47:13Psoriasis.
47:13What's psoriasis got to do with popping pimples?
47:15Tell us what you're going to do now.
47:17Well, it doesn't involve popping.
47:19Is that an injection?
47:20Yep.
47:20And then push down.
47:21Wait, that's it?
47:22That's it.
47:22You excited?
47:23I'm so excited.
47:24Back to the pimples.
47:25If I can't squeeze it, I don't want to seize it.
47:27Yeah.
47:28You'll love this guy then.
47:30Is there another one?
47:30My name is John.
47:33It's on his face.
47:33And I have an unknown lump on my face.
47:37Yes, baby.
47:38Oh, this one's going to ooze.
47:39Yeah.
47:40Yeah, he's under there, huh?
47:42He's pretty wide under there.
47:43Oh, it could be a cyst.
47:45I'd love if it's a cyst.
47:46But I think it feels like a cyst.
47:49Yes.
47:50Cheese factory.
47:51Can't wait to see this one.
47:52Let's get popping, baby.
47:53Make sure I'm not hurting you at all.
47:55Oh, poor child.
47:57Pop it, pop it, pop it.
48:01Oh!
48:03Oh, my God.
48:05It's like a Weet-Fix.
48:06Oh!
48:07Oh, beautiful.
48:08I just saw it.
48:09All right, sack is out.
48:11That was a nasty one.
48:13That was...
48:14It's been three months since I saw Sweet John.
48:20Here we go.
48:21I love the after stories.
48:22That's what it looks like.
48:24Oh, that's a huge scar, though.
48:26He's got a dimple now.
48:27Awesome.
48:28It's been three months since I saw Zach.
48:29Three months.
48:30Here we go.
48:30My skin is cleared up.
48:32Oh!
48:35Wow.
48:35It's just completely gone.
48:37That is incredible.
48:38It's been four weeks.
48:40Show us the tush.
48:42Oh!
48:43Wow.
48:44Thought it's not a subtle scar, huh?
48:46Yeah.
48:47Thank you, Dr. Lee, for giving me my life back.
48:49Well done, Dr. Lee.
48:52Never fails to deliver that show.
48:54I really, really hated that show.
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