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00:00:00Oh my god, what have you got on your face?
00:00:03What are you doing to yourself?
00:00:05Haven't you ever gone to the beautician where they put lead light on your face?
00:00:08No, what for?
00:00:09One's for wrinkles, one's for collage.
00:00:11What are you trying to be, 15?
00:00:13Well, you've got to look after your skin, mate.
00:00:15This year, there's going to be a new Anastasia.
00:00:18Why? What's wrong with the old one?
00:00:20Plenty.
00:00:22Every year in Australia...
00:00:24Wait, what?
00:00:25TV reaches millions of us.
00:00:27Wait, wait, wait, what?
00:00:28That's a twist, I didn't see this coming.
00:00:31But have you ever wondered what other people were watching?
00:00:33Yes.
00:00:34Oh, I'm suddenly interested.
00:00:36Find out what people thought about what was on in 2025.
00:00:40We don't need that, or do we need that?
00:00:42This is going to be so good.
00:00:44What a stupid concept, I'm so excited.
00:00:47This year, we watched plenty of great TV.
00:00:50Woohoo!
00:00:51We loved our dating shows.
00:00:53Let's go maths, baby.
00:00:55We are about to dive into some radioactive trash.
00:00:58Finally, a show on television that actually people find love.
00:01:01Feasted on delicious food programs...
00:01:03Oh, look at that.
00:01:04Oh, bring on the chilli.
00:01:06You could do that, Kate, I reckon.
00:01:07She could not do that.
00:01:08I could do that!
00:01:09And were delighted by wildlife documentaries.
00:01:12Pissing!
00:01:13Pissing!
00:01:14Pissing!
00:01:16He's 99.
00:01:17Can we get him indoors?
00:01:18Why is he outside in the cold?
00:01:27This morning, it was raining, and I saw Dad standing fully nude in the rain.
00:01:32And Dad has applied shampoo on his head, and he's washing his hair off in the rain.
00:01:36Wait, wait, wait!
00:01:37What time was that?
00:01:38In the morning.
00:01:39We have the backyard camera now.
00:01:40Yeah.
00:01:41Oh, you're gone.
00:01:42Wait, wait, wait.
00:01:43I actually want to see you.
00:01:47This year, things got pretty wild.
00:01:51Starting with the finale of Channel 10's...
00:01:53I'm a celebrity!
00:01:54Get me out of here!
00:01:55We're going to find out who wins!
00:01:57For me to win would mean the world.
00:02:00Sam Friday.
00:02:01Sam Friday.
00:02:02He used to play for the Broncos.
00:02:03This has been such a wild ride.
00:02:05You know Maddie J?
00:02:06Maddie was quite funny.
00:02:07Queen of the Jungle.
00:02:08Reggie!
00:02:09I love Reggie.
00:02:10How's the heart rate right now, first of all?
00:02:12Oh, they do ask a lot of silly questions.
00:02:14Oh, yeah.
00:02:15Does it feel super empty?
00:02:16How are you going to feel if you win?
00:02:17What are you going to do?
00:02:18How does it feel eating all those donkey penises and everything?
00:02:20What do you think, Robert?
00:02:21Try one.
00:02:22The winner of I'm a Celebrity.
00:02:24Get me out of here for 2025.
00:02:27Sam!
00:02:29Sam!
00:02:30Sam!
00:02:31Team Sam!
00:02:32Look at that fugly thing.
00:02:34Pop it on your head.
00:02:35I'm not sure it's worth it for that crowd, to be honest.
00:02:37Then in March on SBS, we tuned into another season of...
00:02:41Alone.
00:02:42This is where they take them out and they drop them off somewhere.
00:02:45A ploy!
00:02:46And this season, the show returned to Tasmania.
00:02:48I bet you they're up at Mount Wellington.
00:02:50You reckon?
00:02:51No, they weren't at one of Hobart's main tourist attractions.
00:02:54Or down south, like where Salamanca is.
00:02:56No, they weren't at the markets.
00:02:58We're in the wild parts of Western Tasmania.
00:03:00Do you think we'll be able to survive in the wild?
00:03:02Definitely not me.
00:03:03No chance.
00:03:04Maybe Dad?
00:03:05What?
00:03:06I'm street smart.
00:03:07Where's the streets in the bush?
00:03:09Where a new batch of contestants made their way into the wilderness.
00:03:13All by myself, I wanna be...
00:03:18Can we watch the show?
00:03:19Okay.
00:03:20And we met some of Australia's best survivalists, starting with Muzza.
00:03:24Like, I'm just an Aussie bush bloke.
00:03:26Muzza!
00:03:27I've been bitten by foxes and possums.
00:03:29Muzza!
00:03:30I got attacked by a koala bear.
00:03:32Muzza!
00:03:33I've actually been knocked out by a kangaroo.
00:03:35Muzza!
00:03:36I got bitten by a crocodile.
00:03:38This guy, honestly, is a shit bushman.
00:03:41We also met Yonkey, who did this.
00:03:44Oh!
00:03:46She's tongue in the tree.
00:03:47It's disgusting.
00:03:48A man could have gone there and peed on it.
00:03:50Or a monkey.
00:03:51A monkey in Tasmania?
00:03:52No.
00:03:53You don't wanna be too close to the water just in case crocodiles come.
00:03:57A crocodile in Tasmania?
00:03:59No.
00:04:00Tassie devil?
00:04:01That's more like it.
00:04:02Tassie devils are extinct now.
00:04:03They're only in the zoos.
00:04:05And finally, there was Salid.
00:04:07I've been deaf since birth.
00:04:08She's deaf.
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10Who used a cochlear implant to teach us all a new trick.
00:04:14There's so much noise out there.
00:04:16Oh, I love the fact that she can just turn it off.
00:04:19I'd love to be able to just flick it off.
00:04:20Wouldn't we all?
00:04:21Obama!
00:04:24That was probably my highlight of the year.
00:04:27But back on Channel 10...
00:04:29Survivor!
00:04:30Yay!
00:04:31Sarah, Survivor's on!
00:04:33Hold on, I'm coming with my jalapenos!
00:04:36Shit!
00:04:37This year, the two tribes were split in two.
00:04:40Brains versus Brawn.
00:04:42We can't call them smart and dumb.
00:04:44What can we call them?
00:04:45What's Brawn mean?
00:04:46We know which of those two camps you're in with that question.
00:04:48Yeah.
00:04:49And it was a season of big challenges.
00:04:51All the blokes are like, we've got you!
00:04:53We've got you!
00:04:54God, I had to go to gynecologist today too.
00:04:57Mom!
00:04:58And big characters.
00:04:59He's actually wearing it.
00:05:00He's wearing it.
00:05:01He's actually wearing it.
00:05:02Literally.
00:05:03Aren't you meant to hide the idol?
00:05:04Just put my hands in the tree and found it.
00:05:06I got an idol, habib!
00:05:08This is why lebs always get done and go to jail.
00:05:11Hello!
00:05:12Every time they do something, they just want to flaunt it.
00:05:15Then when the two tribes merged, there was one target in everyone's sights.
00:05:22Paulie.
00:05:23Paulie.
00:05:24Paulie.
00:05:25Paulie.
00:05:26Paulie.
00:05:27Paulie's how we say in the game.
00:05:28A bit.
00:05:29But the jungle rat Miles had an idol of his own.
00:05:32What the?
00:05:33And a plan.
00:05:34I want to make myself a new buddy.
00:05:36He's saving Paulie?
00:05:37So I'm going to play this for Paulie.
00:05:39Miles, you sneaky little bastard.
00:05:41He's played that absolutely perfect.
00:05:43He's robbing Petey to pay Paulie.
00:05:45And Miles' rat cunning took him all the way to the final two to plead his case to the jury.
00:05:51I survived by humbling myself and playing the poor little bottom boy.
00:05:54Bottom boy?
00:05:55He stole your title.
00:05:56Then it was time for the jury to vote for the sole survivor.
00:05:59Okay, hurry up.
00:06:00Stop talking.
00:06:01Just hurry up.
00:06:02We haven't got all day.
00:06:03I want to go to the toilet.
00:06:04Alright, sorry.
00:06:05I'm going to read the votes.
00:06:06I'll read the votes, Jono.
00:06:07My gosh, I'm nervous.
00:06:08I'm actually nervous.
00:06:09First vote.
00:06:10Miles.
00:06:11Miles.
00:06:12Miles only get the one vote.
00:06:14Miles.
00:06:15Oh shit, he might get two.
00:06:16Miles.
00:06:17Oh shit.
00:06:18No way, no way, no way.
00:06:19When an Australian survivor brings versus Braun.
00:06:22He knows he's done it.
00:06:23Miles has actually done it.
00:06:25Miles.
00:06:26Miles, baby!
00:06:28Miles!
00:06:29Oh, the bottom boy becomes a top.
00:06:34Miles.
00:06:35That was so good.
00:06:36So good.
00:06:37I'm going to go in the next one.
00:06:38How are you going to live 40 days without a beer?
00:06:41Well, maybe I won't go on it.
00:06:42Oh my God.
00:06:43Oh my God.
00:06:44Ha!
00:06:45Ah!
00:06:46What's wrong with that?
00:06:47Oh my God.
00:06:48There's a mouse.
00:06:49A mouse?
00:06:50Yes.
00:06:51There's a small grey mouse.
00:06:52There, there, there, there, there.
00:06:53Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:06:55Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
00:06:56What's wrong with her?
00:06:56Oh my god, there's a mouse!
00:06:58A mouse? No.
00:06:59There's a small grey mouse.
00:07:02There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there.
00:07:04Don't, don't, don't, don't!
00:07:07Ah!
00:07:09Don't put this diseased mouse...
00:07:10It's just a marshmallow.
00:07:12It's just a marshmallow.
00:07:14Oh my god.
00:07:15No, no, no.
00:07:16We got up close with all sorts of wildlife in 2025.
00:07:20Animal show!
00:07:22Yeah!
00:07:23Yeah!
00:07:24Yeah!
00:07:26On Disney Plus, we watched...
00:07:28Bugs Lie.
00:07:29Oh, the classic movie.
00:07:31A real Bugs Lie.
00:07:34Where we were confronted by...
00:07:35The heavily armed Fiddler Crab.
00:07:38Fiddler Crab.
00:07:39If you fiddled yourself with that, you'd bloody chop it off.
00:07:41These guys have hard protective exoskeletons.
00:07:45He's done a lot of fiddling, he's worked...
00:07:47He's worked it up that much.
00:07:49Obviously he's right-handed.
00:07:50Then on 10, Amanda Keller narrated...
00:07:53Airborne!
00:07:54...where we watched this black-backed jackal pair.
00:07:56Similar to Jad, but he's a jackass.
00:07:59Jackass.
00:08:00As it went hunting for a helmeted guinea fowl.
00:08:04That's getting the family bucket right there.
00:08:06Dad is the perfect distraction.
00:08:08They focus on Dad, while Mum...
00:08:11She's gonna go from behind, Greek style.
00:08:13...with strong legs to accelerate quickly.
00:08:16Here she goes, she's on the chase.
00:08:17You think LeBron's got a leap?
00:08:19Watch this guy.
00:08:20She explodes into the air.
00:08:22Oh, baby!
00:08:23Oh, I told you!
00:08:25I told you!
00:08:26Oh, I really, really enjoyed that.
00:08:29Yeah, nice.
00:08:30Amanda did a good job, I think.
00:08:31Well, she's reading from a book.
00:08:32It's not like, you know...
00:08:33Is she?
00:08:34Yeah.
00:08:35Well, she wouldn't know all that.
00:08:36You'd have to read it from somewhere.
00:08:38Then...
00:08:38Experience a world beyond imagination.
00:08:42On Apple TV, we thought we heard a familiar voice on...
00:08:45To the secret lives of animals.
00:08:49Is this David or not David, this one?
00:08:51It wasn't.
00:08:52Hugh Bonneville.
00:08:53They've got budget, David.
00:08:54But we still met this frog that can make itself disappear.
00:08:58He shrinks many of his organs...
00:09:00He shrinks his organs?!
00:09:02To a third of their original size.
00:09:05That is crazy!
00:09:07Oh, we all do that when we put ourselves into Spanx.
00:09:09Same, same.
00:09:10So he all but disappears.
00:09:13I didn't know that!
00:09:14I know that!
00:09:15The teacher told me that that kindergarten frog still visible.
00:09:20Really?
00:09:20Yep.
00:09:21One goggle boxer seemed to have all the answers.
00:09:24He's not even wet!
00:09:25His special water-repellent scales
00:09:28acts like his very own scuba tag.
00:09:32No, he's got air, so he's not actually even wet.
00:09:35I did it!
00:09:36But back on Disney Plus...
00:09:38All life began.
00:09:40Stop it.
00:09:41It's happening.
00:09:42In the deep blue sea.
00:09:44The man with the golden voice.
00:09:46The voice of nature.
00:09:48Yep, we got the real thing.
00:09:49It's David Attenborough!
00:09:52Yeah, baby!
00:09:53Ocean with David Attenborough!
00:09:55Off to living for nearly a hundred years on this planet.
00:10:00He's 99.
00:10:02Can we get him indoors?
00:10:03Why is he outside in the cold?
00:10:04I now understand as I approach the end of my life.
00:10:07Shit, have a break, mate.
00:10:09Enjoy life.
00:10:10No!
00:10:10Let the man retire.
00:10:12He hasn't got enough super.
00:10:13The most important place on earth is not on land.
00:10:17Are we talking oceans here?
00:10:18This show is called Ocean.
00:10:20Oh, is it?
00:10:20Everything and everyone that relies on this community could be in trouble.
00:10:25I get so stressed when he starts talking to us like this.
00:10:27Like, I need to apologise.
00:10:29We must first open our eyes to what is happening below the waves.
00:10:33Here we go.
00:10:34Hold your breath.
00:10:35No, what have we done?
00:10:36Few of us imagine this.
00:10:42It's a net!
00:10:44A modern industrial bottom trawler scours the ocean floor.
00:10:48Oh my gosh!
00:10:50It's the most wasteful way to fish.
00:10:53Over three quarters of a tallest catch may be thrown away.
00:10:57That's unbelievable, isn't it?
00:10:58Who's responsible for this?
00:11:01Humans!
00:11:01Like, what is wrong with us?
00:11:03Ancient seagrass meadows powered into silt.
00:11:08That is awful.
00:11:08Humans really stuck this up, hey?
00:11:11I don't know though.
00:11:11The ocean's been there since the start of time.
00:11:14I know, but man is wrecking it.
00:11:15No, it's going to be there till the end.
00:11:18Oh, alright, if you know more than David Edinburgh.
00:11:21We have drained the life from our ocean.
00:11:24Jeez, he's fed up, isn't he?
00:11:25That's his fed up face.
00:11:26I would find it hard not to lose hope.
00:11:29David Edinburgh has lost hope.
00:11:31Oh Christ, if he's lost hope.
00:11:32Were it not for the most remarkable discovery.
00:11:35Oh, he's given us some life.
00:11:37The ocean can recover faster than we had ever thought possible.
00:11:41Thank goodness.
00:11:42This area was fished intensively with nets and traps.
00:11:47Please tell me it's a reserve now.
00:11:49The decision was made, it would be a marine reserve.
00:11:53There we go.
00:11:54More of this please.
00:11:58In just five years, the forests were once again flourishing.
00:12:03Five years!
00:12:04So we could bring life back to our oceans in just a few short years.
00:12:08A thriving, bustling neighbourhood.
00:12:11Well, I worry David doesn't have five years to see the ocean rebuild itself.
00:12:14And the larger a female spiny lobster can grow,
00:12:17the better it tastes.
00:12:18A bit of butter.
00:12:20They're also delicious with garlic.
00:12:22Oh my god, am I the problem?
00:12:23Even if we save the sea, we save our world.
00:12:29Yeah, well said, David.
00:12:31We are now one documentary closer to the last Attenborough documentary.
00:12:35Who is going to take over from David Attenborough?
00:12:38I'm sure that nothing is more important.
00:12:41What if I told you there was a solution?
00:12:43You?
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:44Alright, let's do it.
00:12:45Okay.
00:12:47As you can see, there's some sick looking reef here.
00:12:50It's like mad colours, like neons, like when you're driving through the cross.
00:12:53Look at that octopus, that's pretty hectic.
00:12:55I had that at a Greek restaurant last week.
00:13:00You know what, you're not quite David Attenborough, but I'd watch you.
00:13:03You're David Attenborough.
00:13:17So Kate, 30 years, can you believe we've been married?
00:13:19Yeah, yeah.
00:13:2030 years.
00:13:21High fives.
00:13:22Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
00:13:23Get it in Millie, get it in Millie.
00:13:24Oh no, go.
00:13:25Come on, you wanted a kiss?
00:13:26Come on Mill.
00:13:27Oh, I'm pluckering up.
00:13:28Coffee.
00:13:28I'm ready, I'm ready.
00:13:29Don't move Millie.
00:13:30Yeah, there we go.
00:13:32Yep, in 2025, love was in the air.
00:13:35And I'll be the first one to say, ew.
00:13:40Ew.
00:13:40And dating shows were once again all over our screens.
00:13:44But on Disney Plus, we got a new spin on an old format.
00:13:51We watched the Indian one and the Jewish one.
00:13:54Yeah, this is the Muslim one.
00:13:55And it took us on a first date unlike anything we'd ever seen.
00:13:59All right.
00:13:59Welcome to Houston.
00:14:01We've been to an appliance store before.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:04Trust the Lembos to frickin' have a first date looking at white goods.
00:14:08This is the one I have at home.
00:14:09This is like porn in some parts of the Middle East.
00:14:12Habibi, I want to buy to wash the dryer.
00:14:14Oh, tell me more.
00:14:16I think he's good luck.
00:14:18Oh, she's giggly.
00:14:19I feel like these two are a good match.
00:14:21Maybe we can go to JB.
00:14:23High five for a next date.
00:14:24Fantastic furniture's just up the road.
00:14:27On Netflix, we met some senior citizens looking for an autumnal romance.
00:14:31It's the later daters.
00:14:33Oh, it's a dating show for people who are over 55.
00:14:35I love that.
00:14:36And they're cheap dates because you've got senior citizen cards and you get discounts everywhere.
00:14:40Definitely the pop bellies are a no-go.
00:14:42Teeth are important.
00:14:44I love big lips.
00:14:45Nice arms are important.
00:14:47I like a physically fit man.
00:14:49I also like someone who values hygiene.
00:14:51I can see your nipple.
00:14:56But then we met a niece who showed us that some people are evergreen.
00:15:00I'm a niece.
00:15:01I'm 62.
00:15:02What?
00:15:0362?
00:15:04She looks better than us.
00:15:05You know what they say?
00:15:06Black don't crack.
00:15:09Let's go have some fun.
00:15:10Whoever gets her is going to be one lucky man.
00:15:12To find the person or him to find me.
00:15:15Would ya?
00:15:16I don't know.
00:15:19I would.
00:15:19Still on Netflix, we watch the US version of an Australian heart warmer.
00:15:25It's the American version of Love on the Spectrum.
00:15:27The most wholesome show on television.
00:15:30My name's Adan.
00:15:31Hi, Adan.
00:15:32Today, I am going to meet up with my lovely lady, Dani Bolvin.
00:15:38Oh, we know this girl from last season.
00:15:40Yes.
00:15:41The boss is in love.
00:15:42He is in love.
00:15:43Oh, shut up.
00:15:46You know what he's doing, ain't you?
00:15:47Yeah, three stages.
00:15:49I made it with love.
00:15:50Wow.
00:15:51Oh.
00:15:52Oh my goodness.
00:15:55It's the anniversary.
00:15:57The first time we laid eyes on each other.
00:16:00Oh, it's a book of photos of their dates.
00:16:05We had 30 year anniversary and you didn't do this for me.
00:16:09Aww.
00:16:10Finally, a show on television that actually people find love.
00:16:13And they're kind.
00:16:14Proper love.
00:16:15And they're nice.
00:16:16Yeah.
00:16:16But, as always, there was one dating show that dominated our screens.
00:16:21Yes, here we are.
00:16:23You know what it is.
00:16:24Woohoo.
00:16:26Mavs.
00:16:26Let's go Mavs, baby.
00:16:28And whether you love it.
00:16:29I love this season of Mavs.
00:16:31Or love to hate it.
00:16:33We are about to dive into some radioactive trash.
00:16:36We could all agree on one thing.
00:16:37You are my friends.
00:16:40Everything that could go wrong is going wrong.
00:16:42It sure did.
00:16:43And a lot of it revolved around one groom.
00:16:46Oh, Adrian.
00:16:47Adrian and Athena have been having problems since the get-go.
00:16:51Yep.
00:16:52Problems like this.
00:16:54It's the morning of the third dinner party.
00:16:57And one husband is nowhere to be found.
00:17:00Where's Adrian?
00:17:01Then he wrote back, I'm at dinner.
00:17:05By the way, Sierra was there last night.
00:17:10He went out with Sierra.
00:17:12Not okay.
00:17:13But then, at the dinner party.
00:17:15DP time.
00:17:16Oh, wow.
00:17:17Oh, hello.
00:17:18Sierra had a perfectly innocent explanation.
00:17:21We shared a plate of meat.
00:17:23I bet you did.
00:17:24Then, at the following week's DP.
00:17:26Oh, hello.
00:17:28We learned that romance isn't dead.
00:17:30Have you guys gone out for a nice dinner?
00:17:33Yeah, of course.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:34Good.
00:17:35We went to Nando's.
00:17:36Oh!
00:17:38But what are you guys laughing at?
00:17:40Nando's sauce is premium.
00:17:41They sell it at our Woolies cars.
00:17:43But Adrian and Athena weren't the only couple making waves.
00:17:46We also loved watching...
00:17:48Lauren and Clint.
00:17:49Lauren was originally paired up with another guy, and two days into their honeymoon,
00:17:53he just left and said it wasn't for him.
00:17:55And now they've given her Clint.
00:17:56It's a pro golfer.
00:17:57That's a little bit embarrassing.
00:17:58It's embarrassing, isn't it?
00:17:58It's in Tasmania.
00:17:59And Lauren taught us a brand new word.
00:18:01Honestly, their behaviour at social settings is boganic.
00:18:04Boganic!
00:18:06Boganic behaviour.
00:18:08That sounds fancy.
00:18:09Do you think you're better than them?
00:18:12I feel like I'm above them.
00:18:13Sadly, Clint and Lauren didn't work out.
00:18:16Leaving the zoo.
00:18:18Oh!
00:18:19Another one.
00:18:19Barts of dust.
00:18:20But then, at the reunion...
00:18:22They're not in love anymore.
00:18:24They're not in love anymore.
00:18:25They're not in love anymore.
00:18:27So we have one successful couple out of ten.
00:18:29There was some big news.
00:18:31Look!
00:18:32Partner swap!
00:18:33Oh, that's right.
00:18:34Jackie and Clint got together.
00:18:35Clint invited me down to Tasmania.
00:18:38And that ain't a euphemism.
00:18:39Now I'm moving in with Clint.
00:18:41You're moving in?
00:18:43Oh my god, they're deluded and blind.
00:18:45Hey, I'm Clint.
00:18:46How are ya?
00:18:46And we all learnt a valuable lesson.
00:18:49It has been 12 seasons of maps.
00:18:51And just when we thought...
00:18:53We couldn't get any worse at our jobs,
00:18:55we brought you lot together.
00:18:57And for those of you walking away single,
00:18:59it's probably on you.
00:19:01I say this every time,
00:19:03but this was my favourite season of maps.
00:19:05Just does not disappoint.
00:19:07I forgot how gross that makes me feel after I watched it.
00:19:11Correct.
00:19:12I'm gonna have to up the pressure on my shower again.
00:19:14I'm gonna have to do it again.
00:19:29At the start of the year, Anastasia had gastric sleeve surgery.
00:19:33The doctor said to me,
00:19:34when you're having your liquids and whatever,
00:19:37if it doesn't fit through a straw,
00:19:39you're not allowed to have it.
00:19:40Okay.
00:19:40And I asked,
00:19:41how big does a straw have to be?
00:19:43But unfortunately for Anastasia,
00:19:46we watched a lot of shows that made us go...
00:19:48Oh.
00:19:49Oh.
00:19:50Oh.
00:19:50It's ready to me.
00:19:51Oh my god.
00:19:52Oh.
00:19:53Oh.
00:19:54Oh yeah.
00:19:55But I can't look.
00:19:56Look at that juice.
00:19:57Oh.
00:19:57Okay, it's incredible.
00:20:00We get it.
00:20:01Geez, we're making some real not safe for work sounds.
00:20:03What are you guys watching in there?
00:20:04Nothing.
00:20:05On Channel 7...
00:20:07MKR's back, baby.
00:20:09We watched the latest batch of ordinary Aussies trying their best.
00:20:13I am a nutritionist.
00:20:14She's indigenous.
00:20:16A nutritionist.
00:20:17Oh.
00:20:19But the celebrity chefs on SBS Food
00:20:22took us on a trip around the world,
00:20:24starting in the Torres Strait with Nornie Berro.
00:20:27Oh, Nornie.
00:20:28That's what Mum will look like soon.
00:20:31And we're going to be making our river mint octopus today.
00:20:34She's taken after the Greeks in outdoor kitchen.
00:20:39I can't laugh.
00:20:40So in my mortar and pestle, I've got my coriander here
00:20:42because I want to add a little bit of flavour.
00:20:44Oh, bring on the chilli.
00:20:46Is there a bigger chilli fan in Australia than me, Kate?
00:20:49I love chilli more than you.
00:20:50I put it on chicken and I put it on steak.
00:20:51Sweet chilli is not chilli.
00:20:54What is sweet chilli if it ain't chilli?
00:20:56And now I'm going to add this to my octopus.
00:20:59Don't wipe your eyes now, sis.
00:21:00I've got a bad story about chilli.
00:21:02You wiped your nuts, didn't you?
00:21:03Uh-huh.
00:21:04We also sailed the Mediterranean on...
00:21:06Judy loves culinary cruise.
00:21:09...and stopped off at one of its hidden gems.
00:21:11Montenegro.
00:21:12Monta-what? What'd she call me?
00:21:13And this is my fennel and white wine mussels.
00:21:17I'm going to just put this out there.
00:21:19I reckon I can do this.
00:21:20This is remedial.
00:21:22It is not remedial.
00:21:24You could do that, Kate, I reckon.
00:21:25She could not do that in a million years.
00:21:27I could do that.
00:21:28Mum could do that.
00:21:29Like, she'll burn the shells and stuff it up, but she'll do it.
00:21:31Next, we took a field trip with the always strapping Curtis Stone.
00:21:35He must be struggling in his career.
00:21:38Why?
00:21:38Because he's on SBS.
00:21:40And explored one of our favourite cities.
00:21:41Honkers.
00:21:43I love Hong Kong.
00:21:44I love Hong Kong.
00:21:45I've been to Singapore. It's great. I love Singapore.
00:21:49They weren't in Singapore.
00:21:51I've been to the airport in Singapore, but not outside.
00:21:53Nah.
00:21:53Yeah, anyway.
00:21:54We stepped inside a Hong Kong restaurant.
00:21:57Give me a Pad Thai any day.
00:21:58Oh, that's one of my favourites.
00:22:00A Hong Kong restaurant.
00:22:02I know a Vietnamese word.
00:22:03Oh, whatever.
00:22:04So what have we got?
00:22:05So, uh, we have the tofu in deep-fried style.
00:22:08Uh-huh.
00:22:08Oh!
00:22:10Yum.
00:22:12Can make the best tofu and sell to the customer.
00:22:14I know a lot of people are going to say that tofu is blech.
00:22:17Tofu is blech.
00:22:18But tofu is shit.
00:22:20That looks yummy to me.
00:22:22It's really good.
00:22:23Tell your face that it's really good.
00:22:26And from cooking royalty to royalty cooking,
00:22:28we watched the Netflix lifestyle series that had the whole world talking.
00:22:32With love, Meghan.
00:22:34Is this Meghan as in Meghan Markle?
00:22:36It sure was.
00:22:37I don't like her.
00:22:38And we weren't big fans of her cooking either.
00:22:41You put the dry pasta in.
00:22:42You pour boiling water on top.
00:22:44And that's it.
00:22:45That's not her invention.
00:22:46I've seen that done before.
00:22:48Yeah, it's a TikTok trade.
00:22:49That's not how you cook pasta.
00:22:52Speaking from the lasagna you made the other day that was still raw.
00:22:58Sorry.
00:22:59Okay, I need some lemon zest.
00:23:02I can't see because I'm biased because I don't like her.
00:23:04She took Harry away from his family, but he's nowhere to be seen.
00:23:08She's making shows on TV.
00:23:10So she's getting on with her freaking life and yet stopped her husband from,
00:23:13oh, I've got that zest.
00:23:15They're exactly the same.
00:23:16And on Disney Plus's No Taste Like Home,
00:23:19Anthony Porowski braved the food in England.
00:23:22I feel sorry for the Brits.
00:23:27The weather's really bad.
00:23:29They have the worst food.
00:23:31Their accent sucks.
00:23:33Like they've got nothing going on for them other than David Beckham.
00:23:36Well, they also had this episode's celebrity guest.
00:23:39Florence Pugh.
00:23:40Is Florence Pugh going to be on this episode?
00:23:43Love her dearly.
00:23:44And we got a look at a prized Pugh family recipe.
00:23:47This ancient dish has been passed down in the family for generations.
00:23:51All right, what are they making?
00:23:52It's got mints.
00:23:52It's English.
00:23:53It's been passed down in generations.
00:23:56Lasagna.
00:23:57Tacos?
00:23:58There's the potato.
00:24:00It's a bloody shepherd's pie.
00:24:02We're going to make a shepherd's pie.
00:24:04Shepherd's pie is about the only good thing that the English do, isn't it?
00:24:07Oh, look at that.
00:24:08Give me a spoon.
00:24:09Get in my tummy.
00:24:10Well, you try to cook the meat first, Keith.
00:24:11Eating raw meat's not good for you.
00:24:12No, I mean, I'm just done.
00:24:14Knowing how much every meal means in this family
00:24:16has only made me more eager to taste our lunch.
00:24:19All those beautiful layers.
00:24:20Layers?
00:24:21There's only two layers.
00:24:23It's the meat and the potatoes.
00:24:24Then we headed north to sample the food in Florence's ancestral town.
00:24:28First, first, what if you can't say TH?
00:24:31I'm in trouble.
00:24:32You can't say your own name properly.
00:24:33You always say Keith.
00:24:34Keith.
00:24:35It's Keith.
00:24:36Keith.
00:24:36No, you're saying Keith.
00:24:38Keith.
00:24:38Oh, forget it.
00:24:39They should have named you John.
00:24:40But instead got stuck climbing her family tree.
00:24:43Your great-great-great-grandfather.
00:24:47Great-great-great-grandfather.
00:24:50So it was her grandfather's father.
00:24:53Great-great-great-grandfather.
00:24:55Yeah.
00:24:56Or, hang on.
00:24:57No.
00:24:57A toast to all the ancestors.
00:24:59Thank you so much for having me.
00:25:00I love the show.
00:25:01I thought it was really different to a normal, boring cooking show.
00:25:06Her father, his father was a grandparent to the son.
00:25:10And I'd like to say thanks for the love of food, guys.
00:25:13Her great-great-grandfather.
00:25:16So her dad's dad, it was his grandfather.
00:25:24It was three great-grandfathers of her.
00:25:28So her great-grandfather is not her grandfather.
00:25:32The next one up is the great.
00:25:34So her father, then her grandfather is her father's father.
00:25:40Then that father was the grandfather.
00:25:43It was her great-grandfather.
00:25:45And then there was another great-grandfather.
00:25:46And then another, yeah.
00:25:58Jarrod, did you just roll off the plane from Mardi Gras?
00:26:00Honestly, I haven't.
00:26:01These are the only clean clothes I have.
00:26:02Jarrod, I don't know where to look.
00:26:03When you...
00:26:04Have my eyes, please.
00:26:05Have my eyes.
00:26:07This is for Sydney.
00:26:08This is for Brisbane.
00:26:10Crime Time on SBS in April was a show all about transport infrastructure.
00:26:16Sydney is on a mission.
00:26:18Sydney has the worst infrastructure I've ever seen in my life.
00:26:23Congested roads.
00:26:24Roads are just useless.
00:26:25Traffic congestion.
00:26:27The traffic is disgusting.
00:26:28Well, there's some good things about Sydney.
00:26:30The Harbour Bridge.
00:26:31There's too much water around.
00:26:33And beautiful beaches.
00:26:35Bondi Beach stinks.
00:26:36All right, we get it.
00:26:37You're from Melbourne.
00:26:38But Sydney has tried to fix those problems with a massive infrastructure project.
00:26:43By building a new state-of-the-art metro system.
00:26:46Yes!
00:26:47Sick.
00:26:48Jeez, this is exciting.
00:26:50I'm sold.
00:26:51I love rail.
00:26:54Sydney's super tunnel.
00:26:56Love it.
00:26:56Wow.
00:26:57Isn't that what you were when you went down to Mardi Gras?
00:26:59A super tunnel?
00:27:00I've been known by many names.
00:27:02The new city line will dive 40 metres under the surface of Sydney Harbour.
00:27:07A tunnel's underwater.
00:27:08For the first time in Australia.
00:27:11A specialised type of tunnel boring machine.
00:27:13Boring is right.
00:27:15Don't you ever wonder how things are made?
00:27:17No.
00:27:17Called a slurry machine.
00:27:19Called a slurry machine?
00:27:20That sounds like something I've been called a few times.
00:27:22Don't call her that.
00:27:23Bore through the mud and sediment 40 metres under the surface.
00:27:27Oh!
00:27:29Who cares?
00:27:30Just enjoy technology and the advancement of humanity.
00:27:34No.
00:27:35You should have been an engineer, Kevin.
00:27:37I can't spell engineer.
00:27:39It's a big puzzle and very challenging.
00:27:41The show explored the technical challenges engineers have when digging a hole, such as...
00:27:47The way they're digging, there's going to be so many tunnels that is there any earth anymore?
00:27:52Don't worry, they won't dig up the whole earth.
00:27:55My God, they're going to create a black hole.
00:27:57A black hole from a train track.
00:27:59Just relax.
00:28:00They're actually worried about moving the big drill machine around.
00:28:03Whoa.
00:28:04Okay, we have five hours now.
00:28:06The road is closed.
00:28:06Need to get the TBM across the road.
00:28:08See, this is what annoys me.
00:28:10Detour.
00:28:11Yeah, road closed.
00:28:12We're carefully transported across a busy road.
00:28:15You walk past road works, there's 20 dudes doing nothing.
00:28:19Nothing.
00:28:20Just standing there.
00:28:21Wait till you see inside.
00:28:22With the station box ready, just in time.
00:28:24Look, but they're not doing anything.
00:28:26A large crowd has gathered.
00:28:28Guy's got his phone out.
00:28:29They were waiting for the slurry machine.
00:28:32How beautiful is she?
00:28:33Who's she?
00:28:35We're referring to the machine as a she because she's beautiful.
00:28:38What's her name?
00:28:38S-something, the slurry.
00:28:40Sarah.
00:28:41No, don't say Sarah.
00:28:44It's been named Kathleen.
00:28:46Call her Kathleen.
00:28:46Oh, the machine does have a name.
00:28:48Yeah.
00:28:48Kathleen.
00:28:49Why isn't it a bloke's name?
00:28:50It's a very big thing.
00:28:52Are they saying most Kathleen's are fat?
00:28:54Kathleen finally broke through underground.
00:28:56Oh, here we go.
00:28:57Big Bertha.
00:28:57Here she comes.
00:28:58Oh.
00:28:58It's it.
00:28:59Oh.
00:28:59It's it.
00:29:02It's it, Kathleen.
00:29:05Sick.
00:29:05Look at that.
00:29:06Whoa.
00:29:06Whoa.
00:29:09How amazing is that?
00:29:10Do you know who loves this show?
00:29:11Blokes.
00:29:12That's cool as.
00:29:13Do you know who doesn't love this show?
00:29:15Me.
00:29:15Kathleen wasn't the only slurry.
00:29:17Would be TBM Wendy.
00:29:19Wendy.
00:29:19Is Kathleen on Matt Lee?
00:29:21Probably.
00:29:21TBM Wendy.
00:29:22Come on, Wendy.
00:29:24Burst through into the light.
00:29:29Sick.
00:29:30Wow.
00:29:31There's a lot of nerds out there that love this.
00:29:33Dude, I love this.
00:29:33I'm loving this.
00:29:34Love it.
00:29:35Okay, you just hop on the train and you go and you're gone.
00:29:38Yeah, but I don't care.
00:29:39You've got to see.
00:29:39Okay.
00:29:39How did they make this?
00:29:40Don't care.
00:29:41And this is how you see them with the big drill things.
00:29:43I don't care how the train goes.
00:29:44Put the train there and I get on it.
00:29:47Central Station.
00:29:48The team face an almost impossible challenge.
00:29:51Building the new metro line underneath the existing station.
00:29:55They've got to build a train station under a train station.
00:29:58That's right.
00:29:58While Central was still active.
00:30:01So it was very important to move quickly.
00:30:03James has been allowed a 48-hour possession.
00:30:06Oh look, but they're not doing anything.
00:30:08They've got 48 hours.
00:30:09They're doing shit.
00:30:10With so much to play for, they're racing time.
00:30:14One dude working.
00:30:15They're making sure everything's safe.
00:30:17The narrow work areas only allow one operation at a time.
00:30:21I've got to get off this.
00:30:22I'm just...
00:30:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:24You've got tunnel vision.
00:30:25You've got tunnel vision.
00:30:26The ballast trucks dump the last load and the tamping machine settles the ballast.
00:30:32A tampon machine?
00:30:33A tampon machine.
00:30:34Really?
00:30:35What's going on there?
00:30:37Maybe to sweep up all the oil.
00:30:39I don't know.
00:30:40And that's what you call a big weekend.
00:30:43That was unreal.
00:30:45That was one of the coolest shows I've seen.
00:30:47I'd like it if I couldn't sleep.
00:30:49No.
00:30:49And I'd put it on because it'd be out like a lot.
00:30:53Have you been on the metro yet?
00:30:55No, it hasn't opened.
00:30:56It has opened the road.
00:30:57No, it's not open.
00:30:58People are catching it every day, bro.
00:31:00Yeah, but not the ones I want to jump on.
00:31:04Standard.
00:31:04It hasn't arrived at Bengstown, so it doesn't exist yet.
00:31:19Have one piece.
00:31:24What was that?
00:31:26Is that the ceiling?
00:31:27Your corners.
00:31:28No.
00:31:31Do you believe these?
00:31:32Your corners fell.
00:31:33Just fell off.
00:31:34No.
00:31:34Oh my God.
00:31:35See what happens when you don't pay the builders cash?
00:31:37See what happens?
00:31:38In 2025, property peaked in Australia and so did TV as we got to restoring on the ABC.
00:31:45This is going to be absolute reno porn.
00:31:48Get the moisturiser out.
00:31:49Turn the lights off.
00:31:49And in April, we were in.
00:31:51Melbourne.
00:31:52In particular.
00:31:52Punt Road.
00:31:53Which runs through.
00:31:54Haran.
00:31:55And.
00:31:55Richmond.
00:31:56And is home to.
00:31:57There's Collingwood's football ground in the background.
00:31:59As well as.
00:32:00New Age yuppies.
00:32:01Plus.
00:32:01Hoddle Bridge.
00:32:02I know Hoddle Bridge.
00:32:03We know Hoddle Bridge.
00:32:04We get it.
00:32:04You're from Melbourne.
00:32:05Punt Road is choked.
00:32:07The busiest road in Melbourne.
00:32:08Punt Road.
00:32:09Where the namesake punts, once ferried horses and carriages.
00:32:13I didn't know that.
00:32:13I didn't know that.
00:32:14Hence the word punt.
00:32:15Punt.
00:32:16Punt.
00:32:16With a P.
00:32:17Yes.
00:32:17This part of Melbourne used to be full of punts.
00:32:20Whereas now, it's full of um.
00:32:22Melburnian.
00:32:25And it's where we met.
00:32:26Steph and Paul Ryan.
00:32:27I feel like I know that bloke.
00:32:29Dude.
00:32:30He looks like every person ever.
00:32:32He looks like both you and me.
00:32:34And they had.
00:32:35A monster house on busy Punt Road.
00:32:38How are they affording a house like that in Melbourne?
00:32:40It helps when it's an absolute shithole.
00:32:42We have a million dollars to do everything that needs to be done.
00:32:46How do you have a million bucks to do everything?
00:32:48They work hard and they save.
00:32:49Bullshit.
00:32:50It's a lot of money that we have to borrow to get this done.
00:32:52Or what, from mum and dad?
00:32:54But the reno wasn't to everyone's liking.
00:32:56Where's the stove top?
00:32:57We wanted to live in the original rooms of the house.
00:32:59Where's the sink in the kitchen?
00:33:01Where's the fridge?
00:33:02Where's the pantry?
00:33:03This is now a room we use all the time.
00:33:05No, it's not.
00:33:06Where's the functioning kitchen?
00:33:08Well, from renovating houses, we then moved to...
00:33:11Selling houses, Australia.
00:33:14Sing it, girl.
00:33:15Not something we need to worry about,
00:33:16because we can't afford housing.
00:33:18Sing it loud and proud.
00:33:19We can't afford it!
00:33:22Well, I'm in Hastings.
00:33:24Where this couple was hoping to sell their house for...
00:33:27About $7.50.
00:33:28It looks like the house you build in Monopoly.
00:33:30It is.
00:33:31The hotels.
00:33:31The hotels.
00:33:32Look, it's the Monopoly house.
00:33:34But after a big reno, they're hoping they can get more.
00:33:37Wendy.
00:33:38This is Wendy Moore.
00:33:39It's Wendy Moore.
00:33:41Oh, Wendy Moore on the tools.
00:33:44Whoa, whoa, Wendy.
00:33:45That's load-bearing.
00:33:45Wendy Moore.
00:33:47And joining...
00:33:47Wendy Moore.
00:33:48Was...
00:33:48I have to do something out here.
00:33:50Who is this bloke?
00:33:51I have no idea.
00:33:52He's the garden guy.
00:33:53He's been doing it for three years now.
00:33:55Andrew.
00:33:55No.
00:33:55Charlie.
00:33:56No.
00:33:56I'm thinking it's Neil.
00:33:57No.
00:33:58It's not Neil.
00:33:58It's not Scott.
00:33:59Let's just get to the reveal.
00:34:01Oh my god.
00:34:02Look at this.
00:34:05That's nice.
00:34:07It feels like it's been styled by the lady that works at Lincraft.
00:34:10And she's got a cousin that works at Spotlight.
00:34:14What?
00:34:14Why are sun poles navy blue, sun poles or orange?
00:34:17No idea.
00:34:17How many more primary colours do you want on the house?
00:34:20Dunno.
00:34:20Why is there so much furniture?
00:34:23Where's the down light?
00:34:24They're good questions.
00:34:25Do they do anything to the other house?
00:34:26Where do they store anything?
00:34:27Where's the heater going?
00:34:28It's not a rug.
00:34:29Where's the TV go?
00:34:30Would you guys help me renovate my house?
00:34:32No.
00:34:32Just stay on topic.
00:34:33Where is this house?
00:34:35You're in Hastings.
00:34:36Ah.
00:34:37Where is Hastings?
00:34:38But the question that mattered most.
00:34:40How much?
00:34:40How much?
00:34:41How much?
00:34:41I reckon they would have spent, what do you reckon?
00:34:44A couple of hundred?
00:34:44And they could probably get 1.2 million for it.
00:34:47Uh, 760.
00:34:49What?
00:34:49760 for all that?
00:34:51Come on.
00:34:52Crunk it open.
00:34:53Dude, this is a $200,000 renno.
00:34:54Do the maths.
00:34:55I don't like the numbers.
00:34:57The numbers don't work.
00:34:58You know what this show should be called?
00:34:59Burning houses, because it needs an insurance job.
00:35:02And from selling houses to building houses, Channel 9's Renault Juggernaut was back.
00:35:08Lock a clock.
00:35:09Then what room are we doing?
00:35:10Living, dining.
00:35:11And when we looked inside house one, there was one thing everyone noticed.
00:35:16Look how tiny the TV is, man.
00:35:18You might as well just have a phone sitting on the wall.
00:35:20TV has to play a central role.
00:35:22Get a bigger TV.
00:35:23Massive selling point for buyers to be able to look out and watch the family playing.
00:35:27Why do you want to look at your kids?
00:35:29Look at the TV.
00:35:30Who looks outside when they're watching TV?
00:35:32I never look at my backyard when I'm looking at the TV.
00:35:34And as for house two.
00:35:36Cannon can.
00:35:38Wow.
00:35:38Wait a minute.
00:35:40Where's the TV?
00:35:40It's on that left side.
00:35:41Is that on that left side?
00:35:42It shouldn't be on that wall.
00:35:44Wow.
00:35:44This feels great.
00:35:45No.
00:35:46You can't put a TV there.
00:35:47They're not going to be watching TV like this.
00:35:49Or you'll be sitting like this.
00:35:50And house three.
00:35:51That TV should really be on this wall.
00:35:54No.
00:35:54That's bullshit.
00:35:55No.
00:35:55Why?
00:35:56No.
00:35:56Why?
00:35:57Why?
00:35:57Marty.
00:35:58But as for house five.
00:36:00Oh.
00:36:01Look at the size of the TV.
00:36:02I like this.
00:36:03I love that.
00:36:04I'm blown away.
00:36:05I'm speechless.
00:36:05He's speechless.
00:36:06I've lost him in the wall.
00:36:07Yeah, someone give the fellas a heads up next time.
00:36:09We're green or something.
00:36:11And finally, to deep cleaning houses on Channel 9's Space Invaders.
00:36:15Oh, this is that hoarding show.
00:36:17Yep.
00:36:17And this episode's hoarder was 77-year-old grandma, Diane.
00:36:21Hi, Diane.
00:36:22She looks like a lovely grandma.
00:36:24But she's got a secret.
00:36:25Diane's a hoarder.
00:36:27Yeah, but a festive hoarder.
00:36:28Oh, God.
00:36:31She's got a Christmas room.
00:36:32Oh, she loves Christmas stuff.
00:36:33Why so much?
00:36:35Every Christmas, she would decorate this room.
00:36:37Oh, my God.
00:36:38Look how many Santas there are.
00:36:40Oh, that's fun.
00:36:41She would have 70 people of a night flock to her house
00:36:43to see the decorations.
00:36:44Oh, bringing joy to everyone.
00:36:46Kids just love it.
00:36:48And I love to see the look on their faces.
00:36:50She has this room dedicated to making people happy,
00:36:53which makes her happy, which makes me happy.
00:36:56It made us all happy, which was why it was so hard to watch this.
00:37:00No.
00:37:01This is bad for the neighbourhood.
00:37:02Yep.
00:37:03We watched in horror as Diane's Christmas decorations all ended up here.
00:37:08Oh!
00:37:09Holy shit.
00:37:11It's not rubbish.
00:37:12This is a Christmas wonderland.
00:37:14All of this has been purchased for the joy of others.
00:37:17Now we're taking it away from you.
00:37:18Really hope she can part with what she needs to.
00:37:21Nah.
00:37:21Don't make her throw it out.
00:37:23Just get her a shed.
00:37:24That would have made sense, but instead...
00:37:26Now the reno.
00:37:28An army of tradies kick off the demolition phase in the kitchen.
00:37:32Has anyone asked Diane if she actually wants the reno?
00:37:34No.
00:37:35Speaking of things she may not want...
00:37:37Diane's first challenge is to cull her vast collection of Santa statues.
00:37:41This is going to ruin her inside, Milo, because now she's going to have nothing to look forward
00:37:44to each year.
00:37:45There's still interest rates.
00:37:47We are stealing Christmas.
00:37:48What you're going to be left with now is...
00:37:51Nothing.
00:37:51Okay?
00:37:52Get rid of all your stuff.
00:37:53And so now you have to reinvent yourself.
00:37:56Why does Diane have to change?
00:37:57What do you guys get on her level?
00:37:59And at the end of it all, Diane was left with...
00:38:03That's it.
00:38:04That's it.
00:38:04Two Mrs. Clauses, three Santas and a snowman.
00:38:07What in the North Pole?
00:38:09And finally, the big reveal.
00:38:11I'm nervous.
00:38:11Open your eyes.
00:38:15Diane hates it.
00:38:16She's bawling her eyes out.
00:38:17She hates it.
00:38:17Where's all my stuff?
00:38:19My stuff made me happy.
00:38:20Oh, oh, Mum.
00:38:22It is going to be a sad Christmas.
00:38:28I'm nervous.
00:38:37In Melbourne, Keith got a parking ticket.
00:38:40Is there a sign that says, how long can you stay there for?
00:38:43Yes, I think it's a 15-minute drop-off.
00:38:45And how long were you staying there for?
00:38:47Half an hour.
00:38:48So, why are you shocked?
00:38:50Because everybody does it.
00:38:53Because you can't just drop them off.
00:38:54Keith, if everybody jumped off a bridge, would you follow them?
00:38:56Well, I've done that before.
00:38:57I've done that at the Arrow.
00:38:58Someone jumped off and I jumped off too.
00:39:01September on Disney,
00:39:02we are gathering the biggest group of virgins ever assembled.
00:39:06What?
00:39:07Virgins?
00:39:08Why?
00:39:08For a virgin dating show, of course.
00:39:11What?
00:39:11I'm sorry?
00:39:12What do you mean?
00:39:13They're all virgins.
00:39:14By the end, we'll see who has found love
00:39:16and if any of our virgins were able to answer the question.
00:39:20Are you my first?
00:39:22Wow.
00:39:23This is a dating show that Jesus could watch.
00:39:25I don't think I could see myself losing my virginity.
00:39:29Listen.
00:39:30Can we just watch this and no one comments?
00:39:34Nah, where's the fun in that?
00:39:35Let's meet the virgins.
00:39:40Wait, they're all virgins?
00:39:41Really?
00:39:42Really?
00:39:43Respectfully, I don't like to make assumptions about people, but...
00:39:45Surely not.
00:39:49Not a virgin!
00:39:52You're telling me she's a virgin!
00:39:54What's up, guys?
00:39:54I lied on my application.
00:39:56I've never had sex.
00:39:57They're lying.
00:39:58All of them.
00:39:58The men, the women, they're lying.
00:40:00Follow my lead and know you're in love.
00:40:02He could be a virgin.
00:40:03I think most people would be surprised to find out that I'm a virgin.
00:40:06No.
00:40:08What's up?
00:40:08Is this where the virgin pool party is?
00:40:10Is it weird to want to know why they're virgins?
00:40:12Like, is it a religious thing, or...?
00:40:15To me, sex is scary because penises are scary-looking.
00:40:18Some of them are.
00:40:20They're literally like, boo!
00:40:22I'm scared of them.
00:40:23I have a shower and I shit meself.
00:40:25Hello, everyone.
00:40:25It is so great to meet you all.
00:40:27You are all virgins.
00:40:29Allegedly.
00:40:29That really brings us to why we are all here.
00:40:32Get laid.
00:40:35If you want, but also respectful and consensual.
00:40:37Tonight, you'll be required to reveal your crushes.
00:40:40Ooh, here we go.
00:40:42And Godwin had a plan.
00:40:44I'm not wasting time.
00:40:45He's not a virgin.
00:40:47I know a virgin when I see one.
00:40:48What is your typical guy?
00:40:50Like, what are you going for?
00:40:51Is that who he's into?
00:40:52Yep.
00:40:53Also...
00:40:53What you sipping on right there?
00:40:55Her and her.
00:40:56How old are you?
00:40:57I'm 28.
00:40:58Mate, Godwin is sowing his seed.
00:41:00I definitely want to get to know you.
00:41:01Without sowing his seed.
00:41:03And he had one more seed to sow.
00:41:05Rachel.
00:41:06Damn, girl!
00:41:08She's a hawk!
00:41:09Nobody believes I'm a virgin when I tell them.
00:41:12No.
00:41:12Why are you a virgin as well?
00:41:14It's a long story,
00:41:16but basically I have this thing called vaginismus.
00:41:20What?
00:41:21Vaginistic.
00:41:21Vagin what?
00:41:22Vaginamastic.
00:41:23Vaginismus.
00:41:24Veggie Christmas!
00:41:25No!
00:41:26Vaginismus.
00:41:29Vaginismus.
00:41:30What's vaginismus?
00:41:31Basically, it's like,
00:41:32if anything tries to enter my vagina,
00:41:34my muscles instantly tighten up.
00:41:36Oh!
00:41:37Okay, we're learning stuff on the catch tonight.
00:41:39We're going to get feds.
00:41:40Okay, vag...
00:41:40Vag...
00:41:41Vag...
00:41:41Eh...
00:41:42Eh...
00:41:42Ness...
00:41:43Ness...
00:41:44Ness...
00:41:44Vaginismus.
00:41:45Vaginismus.
00:41:46I've never heard of that.
00:41:47Probably because we're all homos.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:50Time for a virgin party.
00:41:52What happens when a bunch of virgins, allegedly, get rowdy?
00:41:56Nah, they all dance like virgins.
00:42:00Oh!
00:42:02What was that?
00:42:05They're totally virgins.
00:42:06Yep.
00:42:07And virgin Michael plucked up the courage to speak to Rachel.
00:42:11Rachel is by far the best-looking girl.
00:42:14She's extremely attractive, yes.
00:42:16Are you cool talking about why you're a virgin?
00:42:18Oh!
00:42:18Let's move on to the crush reveal.
00:42:21Please.
00:42:21What are we doing?
00:42:22One at a time, virgins will paint every one of the opposite sex that they are crushing on.
00:42:27Oh!
00:42:28One by one.
00:42:30Michael?
00:42:30Yeah, Michael!
00:42:32Michael's my number one.
00:42:34She wants Michael!
00:42:35Really?
00:42:37That guy.
00:42:39Oh, okay.
00:42:39He's just splatting on him.
00:42:41That is such a virgin move.
00:42:43I'm feeling great because I got validated.
00:42:46Seriously?
00:42:47Wow.
00:42:48Who would have thought Michael had some game?
00:42:51Speaking of game, it was time for...
00:42:53Godwin!
00:42:54Oh, here we go.
00:42:55He just goes like this with his face.
00:42:57Yeah, sucker!
00:42:58Super soaker.
00:43:03And last up, it was...
00:43:05Rachel?
00:43:05Oh, I don't know if you'd know, but Rachel has a condition with her virgin...
00:43:09I don't know if he knows how I feel, but I want it to be very known to him.
00:43:16Whoa!
00:43:16Give me a ring finger.
00:43:19What's happening there?
00:43:20Proposy?
00:43:20I guess you stole my heart.
00:43:22Wait, he's the only one that she painted.
00:43:25That's it.
00:43:26Just that guy.
00:43:28Just...
00:43:28Wow.
00:43:29That guy.
00:43:30Definitely caught me off guard.
00:43:32Bro, caught us all off guard.
00:43:33The hottest girl in the house is going for the dork.
00:43:36Shaking in his virgin boots.
00:43:38Because the road to falling in love and losing your virginity is hard.
00:43:42Oh, oh, oh.
00:43:43Ah!
00:43:46Do you feel weird and awkward watching this?
00:43:49Extremely.
00:43:50But it has brought vaginismus awareness, which I think is important.
00:43:53It has.
00:43:53You know what's funny, though?
00:44:10He'll lie like this and he'll watch TV upside down.
00:44:13I want to watch TV like Yoshi.
00:44:16Yeah.
00:44:17Back in February on Foxtel...
00:44:19Oh, that's way better.
00:44:21...we strapped in for a new series with the Harbour City's least employed ladies.
00:44:26What is this, anyway?
00:44:27It's the real house...
00:44:29Actually, can we...
00:44:31...on the Real Housewives of Sydney.
00:44:33Oh, it's the Real Housewives of Sydney!
00:44:35Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:44:37We are at the zenith of television.
00:44:40What do you need on your CV to be a housewife?
00:44:42That's an easy one.
00:44:43Money.
00:44:44Take, for example, Victoria, who's absolutely...
00:44:47Fallen.
00:44:47I've been doing a lot of busy and important things, like skiing, show jumping, hanging out with friends and family.
00:44:54You know what she didn't say, Milo? Working.
00:44:59Martin!
00:45:00Who's that?
00:45:01I think she's new. I've never seen her before.
00:45:03I have a beautiful marriage that I consider a great achievement.
00:45:06I want to see her husband. Is he 98?
00:45:08Would this be a good spot to dig a sandcastle?
00:45:10Oh, is that her granddad? That's nice.
00:45:13She's, like, full family orientated.
00:45:15Can you believe we met ten years ago?
00:45:16Wait, is that her husband?
00:45:17He needs his special time.
00:45:19No, he doesn't need his special time. He needs his doctor's appointments.
00:45:24He's about 100.
00:45:26Is she his nurse?
00:45:27I would describe myself as self-made.
00:45:29Oh, my God!
00:45:31That's not what self-made means.
00:45:33To be fair, dealing with the elderly is tough.
00:45:36Yeah, I'm so divine.
00:45:38She's like an old Ariana Grande.
00:45:40Yeah!
00:45:41So what's the number one thing, do you think?
00:45:43Mr. Burns dressed up.
00:45:44Yeah, Jared.
00:45:46Yeah, Mr. Burns.
00:45:48Mr. Burns with a wig.
00:45:49So tell me how you are.
00:45:50Because I was actually really worried about you.
00:45:53They're not going to eat those chips.
00:45:54In my head, it was pretty touch-and-go for a while.
00:45:56There's no way they're going to eat those chips.
00:45:58Let's see if they're still full when they leave.
00:46:00My main focus right now is probably going to be...
00:46:03Do you know what they've really nailed on The Real Housewives?
00:46:05Collars.
00:46:06Look at the collars on these two.
00:46:07Wait till you see flashback collar.
00:46:10Wow!
00:46:11What?
00:46:11She looks like she's from Mortal Kombat.
00:46:13She came at me so hard at that reunion.
00:46:15She lit that match.
00:46:17It's hard to know who's hating who.
00:46:19Usually it's safe to say everyone and everyone.
00:46:22Chips are still full.
00:46:23Chips are still full.
00:46:24But in this particular episode,
00:46:25it's Yellow Collar who hated the one over here on the left
00:46:28who wasn't wearing a collar at all.
00:46:31She's got her floaties on.
00:46:32I will say something.
00:46:34What?
00:46:35She has a great set of...
00:46:36Hey, hey, hey.
00:46:37She's old enough to be your mother.
00:46:39Did your mum look like this at 52?
00:46:41No.
00:46:42How do you know?
00:46:43If I show you a photo of my mother at your age, mate,
00:46:46don't speak for everyone else.
00:46:48Let her fall.
00:46:49Let her fall.
00:46:50Ah, bugger.
00:46:51She nearly fell off and fell out.
00:46:52Yeah.
00:46:53So I was a little bit nervous.
00:46:54I was going to fall and die.
00:46:57Anyway, don't you want to know what they're fighting about?
00:46:59No.
00:47:00Too bad.
00:47:00The big scandal was...
00:47:02Chips are still full.
00:47:03No.
00:47:03So I just blocked her
00:47:05and then she blocked me on Instagram.
00:47:07Uh-oh.
00:47:07Uh-oh.
00:47:08She blocked me and he...
00:47:10She blocked you.
00:47:10...and unfollowed me on Instagram.
00:47:12No way.
00:47:13When you've got 50-year-old women
00:47:15complaining about Instagram,
00:47:16you maybe got to take a good look in the mirror.
00:47:18They don't need any more encouragement to look in the mirror.
00:47:21Very good point there.
00:47:23Traditionally, a Housewives episode will end with them all getting together
00:47:27and pretending to like each other
00:47:28until the cocktails kick in.
00:47:30Oh, my God.
00:47:31Do you look gorgeous?
00:47:32My friend's so gorgeous.
00:47:33Oh, yeah, she look amazing.
00:47:35You look amazing.
00:47:36No, son.
00:47:37I can't stand you, you bitch.
00:47:38They're all amazing now.
00:47:40Later on, they're bitches.
00:47:41Ow!
00:47:42Sip, sip.
00:47:44Prepare for liftoff.
00:47:46You blocked me, Caroline.
00:47:47You blocked me, Dan.
00:47:48You're still talking about...
00:47:49Who blocked who?
00:47:50I know.
00:47:51Women hold on to stuff.
00:47:53You did.
00:47:53On Instagram, you blocked me.
00:47:54I didn't even know how to block you.
00:47:56Oh, shut up.
00:47:58I came to see if all of the drama can be parked.
00:48:02No.
00:48:03No.
00:48:03That's why we're here.
00:48:05Tell me again how you didn't block me.
00:48:06Here we go, here we go, here we go.
00:48:10Watch it.
00:48:11You blocked me on Instagram.
00:48:13Oh, my God.
00:48:14I need a Valium.
00:48:16I'm sure that's got heaps.
00:48:17You're jealous of the fact that you get most of your money
00:48:19from your ex-husband.
00:48:21Oh!
00:48:24Ribshot.
00:48:25You're actually disgusting.
00:48:26I think we need to walk out.
00:48:27I'm walking out.
00:48:28Yay!
00:48:29Good on you.
00:48:29I'm walking out.
00:48:31And I never want to be around her ever again.
00:48:33And you never will.
00:48:34End of story.
00:48:34Until next week.
00:48:36Next time.
00:48:37Whoa!
00:48:39I mean, I feel like a much worse person,
00:48:41but I kind of want to watch the next episode now.
00:48:57Something horrific happened to me.
00:48:59I saw my best friend's birth.
00:49:00As in, you were in the room?
00:49:01No, no, on her iPhone.
00:49:02What type of, like, POV was it?
00:49:03POV right down below.
00:49:05Like, it was literally up in the air.
00:49:07She's screaming.
00:49:08There was even sound effects.
00:49:10Like, bloop, bloop.
00:49:11It was like a jelly coming.
00:49:12Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
00:49:13Ah!
00:49:14No!
00:49:15No!
00:49:15Could you please state your full name and address for me?
00:49:19They're in Trudy Patterson, 84 Gibson Street, Lee and Gather.
00:49:23Lee and Gather.
00:49:23Why does it sound so familiar?
00:49:25All right.
00:49:26Mushroom lady!
00:49:27Are we doing the mushroom killer case?
00:49:29Yep, we sure are.
00:49:31Can you believe that they're doing a doco about a week after she was sentenced?
00:49:35How fast is that?
00:49:36Yep, it's pretty fast.
00:49:37And in September, Stan was first to tell the story of the case that got the whole world
00:49:42talking.
00:49:43Oh, not this mushroom crap again.
00:49:45Dude, you're talking to someone who knows nothing about this case.
00:49:49Wait, what?
00:49:50For real?
00:49:50You've never heard about this.
00:49:52Oh, my God.
00:49:53Only the biggest talked about bloody thing in Australia at the moment.
00:49:56Yeah.
00:49:57She served poisoned mushrooms in a dinner and killed a few people on purpose and was found
00:50:03guilty and sentenced to life in jail.
00:50:07Death cap murders.
00:50:10I can't look at mushrooms the same way anymore.
00:50:12I've not eaten mushrooms since this has been unfolding.
00:50:15I can't even play Super Mario at the moment.
00:50:18Poisonous mushrooms have killed three people and tonight a man is in hospital fighting for
00:50:23life.
00:50:23She killed them with mushrooms.
00:50:25Yes!
00:50:25You know, beef wellington.
00:50:27Oh, they cooked the mushrooms.
00:50:29Yes!
00:50:30Everyone just thinks about Erin Patterson, the murderer.
00:50:32They don't think about the poor people that died.
00:50:35The tale began with Erin Patterson hosting a lunch for her ex-husband's family.
00:50:39This is a special lunch there.
00:50:41This is not just mushrooms on toast.
00:50:43Is that a beef wellington?
00:50:44Yes.
00:50:44I want to know why she chose beef wellington.
00:50:47You're going too deep into the food.
00:50:49You know, it's Miss Marple stuff.
00:50:51I'm not doing beef wellington being your last meal.
00:50:53Oh, poor things.
00:50:53I don't think I've ever had beef wellington and after this, I don't think I'm ever gonna.
00:50:58Well, you don't like mushrooms, so you wouldn't eat it anyway.
00:51:00When her guests fell ill, suspicion turned to Patterson.
00:51:04She hasn't presented with any symptoms.
00:51:06Why is it she sick?
00:51:07How does everybody else get ill?
00:51:09Except for her.
00:51:10Except for you.
00:51:10You could have at least poisoned yourself a little bit.
00:51:12What authorities suspected that killed all three of them was death cap mushrooms.
00:51:17Half a death cap will kill an adult.
00:51:20It is the most poisonous mushroom known.
00:51:23So these mushrooms are, like, quite common where they live.
00:51:25Yeah.
00:51:25Everybody down there knows about death cap mushrooms.
00:51:29Every single kid has taught at school, if you live in this area, you never touch the mushrooms.
00:51:34By now, the mushroom case was big news, and it got bigger when Patterson broke her silence.
00:51:40Erin, can you tell us what happened on Saturday?
00:51:43What happened on Saturday was devastating.
00:51:46Oh, she wants to talk now.
00:51:47Don't say anything.
00:51:48But when she started talking to media, that's when they started going, oh, there's something not quite.
00:51:53It's what I felt.
00:51:56Is she really crying?
00:51:57I'm trying to say, where's the tear?
00:51:58Why is she acting so odd?
00:52:00Like, is it the trauma of what's going on, or is she trying to hide something?
00:52:04Gayle, it's the mum that I didn't have.
00:52:07This sounds fake.
00:52:08This is like me when I'm trying to force myself to cry.
00:52:10I'm devastated.
00:52:12I love them.
00:52:13She's dry as a bone.
00:52:14Even her mouth is dry.
00:52:16She's like, think about dead dogs, think about dead dogs, make me cry.
00:52:18Dead dogs.
00:52:19Someone give her an Oscar.
00:52:21I just can't believe it.
00:52:22Mate, she couldn't play herself in a biopic.
00:52:25Where did they come from, Erin?
00:52:27She said, now that mat annoys me.
00:52:28Put the mat right before you go in.
00:52:29Put the mat right before you go in.
00:52:31Shut the door.
00:52:32And the story went global.
00:52:33There was all this content online, on TikTok, on Instagram.
00:52:37Everyone wanted a bar of it.
00:52:39Everyone everywhere knew about this.
00:52:41I don't think anything's been bigger since a dingo got my baby.
00:52:45The police then questioned Patterson about some incriminating evidence.
00:52:49Instruction manual for a sunbeam, food load, electronic dehydrator.
00:52:54They found instruction manual for a dehydrator.
00:52:57But no dehydrator?
00:52:58Do you know anything about a dehydrator in your house?
00:53:01Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:53:02No one just keeps a manual for a dehydrator.
00:53:05Lila, pants of fire.
00:53:06You took it to the tip.
00:53:07Yes, police have come to the tip looking for a dehydrator that had been dumped a few days earlier.
00:53:13They found the old dehydrator that she used and they worked out that there was, like, poison residue.
00:53:20How did they find that?
00:53:22How is she dumb enough to take it to the tip?
00:53:24You live in the bush.
00:53:25Go and dig a hole for it.
00:53:26We don't hear anything for months.
00:53:30And all of a sudden, we get a tip-off.
00:53:32They're writing a...
00:53:33Erin's just sitting inside this house, waiting while officers just search the entire property.
00:53:38Oh, what do they find?
00:53:40What do they find?
00:53:41Finally, after nightfall, we get the email.
00:53:46Erin Patterson, who's been interviewed for hours, has just been charged.
00:53:50Oh, wow.
00:53:52Three counts of murder, one count of attempted murder, but crucially, and perhaps most significantly,
00:53:58four counts of attempted murder for trying to kill her husband, Simon Patterson, over a number of years.
00:54:06What?
00:54:07She's got form.
00:54:10Are you kidding me?
00:54:12Parts two and three coming soon.
00:54:14I just can't wait for part two.
00:54:16I'm just so glad I didn't follow any of this in the media, so now I get to watch it now.
00:54:22So we definitely have to click into the next one and watch.
00:54:25We'll be watching the next two.
00:54:26Oh, 100%.
00:54:27How interesting was that?
00:54:28I'll cook you some dinner.
00:54:31Oh, thank you.
00:54:32I sometimes look at my university degrees and, like, just think about how much of a waste of time they were.
00:54:52We just had a plumber come over to her house.
00:54:54It was five grand for four hours' work.
00:54:58Here I am with a Hextet and these guys just turned five grand in half a day.
00:55:04Yeah.
00:55:05So, but now your dishwasher works?
00:55:06No.
00:55:06Oh.
00:55:08Back in April, we watched the Netflix drama that everyone was talking about.
00:55:12Oh, my God.
00:55:13Adolescence.
00:55:14This has been talked about everywhere.
00:55:16It's had 66.3 million views in 11 days.
00:55:21Bravo Delta 5-0 to Bravo Delta 6-0.
00:55:23Are you ready to roll up?
00:55:24Something about kids, and it's meant to be dark.
00:55:27Sarah refuses to even watch a trailer.
00:55:29Let's go.
00:55:29Yeah.
00:55:30Yeah.
00:55:34So this show was shot all in one take.
00:55:38Wow.
00:55:38They did it so the viewer can't escape the horrors of the storyline, like, you're just immersed.
00:55:45All right, here we go.
00:55:47Jesus.
00:55:48SWAT team.
00:55:50What's going on?
00:55:51Drug boss.
00:55:53Police!
00:55:54Get down on the floor!
00:55:54Police!
00:55:55Police!
00:55:56I've got you!
00:55:58God.
00:55:59It's just a family.
00:56:02You're making a big mistake.
00:56:03This is chaos.
00:56:04Who are they after?
00:56:05I have a warrant to start your premises, sir.
00:56:07Where's your son?
00:56:07Oh, what?
00:56:08You see, I'm after your son.
00:56:10Oh, police!
00:56:11Suspect found!
00:56:12Oh, my God, he's a baby.
00:56:13Show me your hands!
00:56:14Get your hands in the air!
00:56:15What the absolute...
00:56:17You're going to have to see anything?
00:56:19This would be terrifying.
00:56:20You want to change your trousers?
00:56:24Oh, God.
00:56:25Please, what's going on?
00:56:27Imagine being his parents right now with, like, not a clue what is going on.
00:56:32It'd be surreal.
00:56:33Why don't you need guns for the 13-year-olds?
00:56:35He's 13!
00:56:36He's 13.
00:56:37What's he done?
00:56:38Must be something super, super serious.
00:56:40He's going to rest on suspicion of murder.
00:56:42Suspicion of murder?
00:56:44For the kid.
00:56:46Dad!
00:56:47Holy shit.
00:56:48Dad!
00:56:50Surely a 13-year-old can't have committed murder.
00:56:56Like, you look at him.
00:56:57He looks so innocent.
00:56:59As a father, your worst nightmare is that something bad happens to your children,
00:57:03or your children do something bad.
00:57:07Oh, he's going to ask his son if he's done it or not.
00:57:12Did you do it?
00:57:17No.
00:57:18Kit said no.
00:57:19Would you lie to your father?
00:57:20Okay, they're ready.
00:57:21Yeah, okay, so are we.
00:57:23Okay, well, you didn't do it.
00:57:24Now we just have to get you out of jail.
00:57:26Hey, Jamie.
00:57:27I'll have you sit down there.
00:57:28Oh, here we go.
00:57:29It's time for the interview now.
00:57:30Do you know a girl called Katie Leonard?
00:57:32There she is.
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:35Yeah.
00:57:35Yeah.
00:57:36Her body was found at Crowther's car park just past 10.30 p.m.
00:57:41Oh, my God.
00:57:43Did you kill her, Jamie?
00:57:45No.
00:57:46I think he's innocent.
00:57:47How could that little twig kill someone?
00:57:49For them to arrest him, the cops have something.
00:57:52Where's the evidence?
00:57:53You do know what CCTV is, don't you, Jamie?
00:57:55Oh, no.
00:57:56So this is you, isn't it?
00:57:58Yeah.
00:57:58Good.
00:58:00Then Katie pops up.
00:58:03Why were you following her, Jamie?
00:58:04Oh, my God.
00:58:05What have you done?
00:58:06Did she know that you were following her?
00:58:07I wasn't.
00:58:08Is there some sort of problem between you two?
00:58:10No.
00:58:11Jamie.
00:58:11What have you done?
00:58:12I haven't done anything wrong.
00:58:15Okay.
00:58:16I'm now going to play you some footage.
00:58:19This is of you and Katie from the car park last night.
00:58:28Oh, the two of them were talking.
00:58:29Is that her pushing here?
00:58:35Yeah.
00:58:38Oh, he's grabbed her.
00:58:39Oh, no.
00:58:42Oh, he's stabbing her there.
00:58:43Oh, my God.
00:58:46They've got the footage of the murder.
00:58:48I think that's enough.
00:58:50He's a kid.
00:58:5113.
00:58:51That's where we are.
00:58:54What's his dad thinking?
00:58:56How did I not know?
00:58:57Where did I go wrong?
00:58:58I held you as a baby.
00:58:59Not that long ago.
00:59:04I'm terminating this interview at 7.12 a.m.
00:59:08Let's go.
00:59:09Far out.
00:59:11How could your 13-year-old son kill someone?
00:59:13And he lied to him.
00:59:18It would absolutely got you.
00:59:29What have you done?
00:59:31You'd still love him, right?
00:59:33Of course.
00:59:38If I was arrested for murder, would you want to do that?
00:59:42What do you think?
00:59:43I don't know.
00:59:46Jesus.
00:59:47Oh, my God.
00:59:49Oh.
00:59:51No.
00:59:52What?
00:59:56I have to see where that goes.
00:59:57Oh, God.
00:59:58I don't want it.
00:59:59But I have to.
00:59:59I'm just making a cappuccino, Faye.
01:00:14Okay, love.
01:00:15Do you want one?
01:00:16No, no.
01:00:18There's this guy on my social media.
01:00:21He's super cute.
01:00:22But when he talks.
01:00:23Can you talk to me?
01:00:24I'm here.
01:00:25I don't like his voice.
01:00:26It's such a turn off.
01:00:27I keep scrolling through and looking at all these baby things.
01:00:34Yeah.
01:00:35All these cute little babies now that I'm.
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:37I'm thinking of cutting my hair really, really short.
01:00:43Huh?
01:00:43Please welcome your Australian Idol judges.
01:00:46This year, singing competitions were once again massive and they don't come any bigger than
01:00:52Channel 7's.
01:00:53Australian Idol.
01:00:54Which kicked off in February.
01:00:56Just when you thought we couldn't do it again, we're doing it again.
01:00:59And we still can't find anybody good.
01:01:00And we weren't having much luck on the final day of auditions.
01:01:04Oh, I do love the shit ones.
01:01:06I was made full of you, baby.
01:01:09Sounds like Kevin on a Friday night.
01:01:10Stay right on track.
01:01:13I cross between Louis Armstrong and a Muppet.
01:01:15Don't wanna let you go.
01:01:18Look, she can sing, but I don't like her voice.
01:01:20But we did get to meet this bloke and his auto-tuner.
01:01:24I'm the man now.
01:01:25I'm not sure if I agree with this.
01:01:27This is like bringing chat GBT into your exam.
01:01:30I hope his laptop doesn't decide to reboot.
01:01:32Then by March, we'd reached...
01:01:34Top 12 week.
01:01:35And we discovered...
01:01:37The 16-year-old Gisella!
01:01:39Old Gisella!
01:01:40Thank you, baby.
01:01:43To the western sky.
01:01:45Oh!
01:01:46She's pretty bloody good.
01:01:48She's 10 times better than the others.
01:01:50Brilliant.
01:01:50Yeah.
01:01:50I mean, we haven't had a female winner from WA ever.
01:01:55Female winner from WA is very specific.
01:01:58No, we haven't.
01:02:00That's like cricket stats when they're like,
01:02:02this is the highest third-wicket partnership
01:02:03on the fourth day of a test against the West Indies
01:02:06in November at the Gabba.
01:02:09Then by April, we'd only got to the...
01:02:11Top six.
01:02:12Top six.
01:02:13Didn't it start last year?
01:02:14About three years ago it started.
01:02:16But we did have a singer with a fabulous name.
01:02:18This is Marshall Hamburger.
01:02:20Marshall Hamburger.
01:02:22Without it.
01:02:23It sounds like someone's asked you what your name is.
01:02:26You've got really nervous and made up that name.
01:02:29Um, Marshall Hamburger.
01:02:32Yeah, you saw McDonald's behind the copper.
01:02:34Bring me a higher love.
01:02:37I'm John Chickenwing.
01:02:38Uh, I'm Pat Nugget.
01:02:40Bring me a higher love.
01:02:43This is my only dance move.
01:02:44And eventually, we made it to the...
01:02:46Australian Idol Finals!
01:02:48All right, let's put this shit on so we can finish it.
01:02:51Thousands auditioned, but only three remain.
01:02:55And those three were Eilish, Gisella and...
01:02:58Marshall Hamburger.
01:02:59I love that they get single names
01:03:01and his is too ludicrous not to mention the whole thing.
01:03:03And at the end of the marathon...
01:03:05The winner...
01:03:06Is...
01:03:07Of Australian Idol...
01:03:09Is...
01:03:092025...
01:03:11Is...
01:03:11Gisella.
01:03:12Gisella.
01:03:13Gisella.
01:03:13Gisella.
01:03:14Gisella.
01:03:14It's got to be Gisella, right?
01:03:16Marshall Hamburger!
01:03:18Oh!
01:03:21What?
01:03:21It's freaking Marshall.
01:03:23The burger with the lock.
01:03:24Thank you, Australia.
01:03:25Don't thank me.
01:03:26I didn't vote for you.
01:03:27It looks like someone's memorial.
01:03:28Well, they're dressed for a funeral.
01:03:30Look at them.
01:03:30Yours would be like this, Jared.
01:03:32Confetti going everywhere.
01:03:33Big party, I'll have a guest list.
01:03:35A random cowboy.
01:03:36And someone in an ugly dress.
01:03:37Good night, Australia!
01:03:40So what are we going to do now?
01:03:41That's over with, Lee.
01:03:42Have a lot.
01:03:43Well, bad luck.
01:03:45Because on Apple TV, we popped over to Korea for...
01:03:48Food?
01:03:48No.
01:03:49The fashion?
01:03:50No.
01:03:51K-pop!
01:03:52Yes.
01:03:53And the fans are mantled.
01:03:56Welcome to K-pop!
01:03:59So how do we play this?
01:04:00Well, two mega-pop stars go head-to-head
01:04:02as their hits were given a K-pop twist.
01:04:05Awesome.
01:04:06So who are they bringing in?
01:04:07It's Pop Icon.
01:04:09I don't even know.
01:04:10What?
01:04:11I'm so excited to be K-poped.
01:04:13Well, all the gays would have been happy.
01:04:15Okay, settle down because...
01:04:17Kylie!
01:04:18We'll be battling it out with...
01:04:19It's Jay Balvin.
01:04:21Who?
01:04:22Doesn't matter,
01:04:23because it's time to meet the Epps guest K-pop group.
01:04:26A-thiz.
01:04:26A-thiz?
01:04:27Do you reckon they're aware that their name of their band
01:04:29means an arse in Arabic?
01:04:31Absolutely not.
01:04:32I'll let the battles begin.
01:04:34My arse and Kylie Minogue are performing.
01:04:36Okay, come on, Ms. Minogue.
01:04:42Let's get K-pop!
01:04:46He's singing it in Korean.
01:04:48Wow!
01:04:51Ready for the na-na-na, it's coming.
01:04:53La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
01:04:58Oh, my God.
01:04:59I've just gone to gay heaven.
01:05:01And we stayed there in October with Netflix.
01:05:04Anything can happen.
01:05:06Oh, my God!
01:05:06It's the dude from the Backstreet Boys,
01:05:09CJ McLean.
01:05:10Yeah, he was one that no-one had a crush on.
01:05:11That's the one.
01:05:12And now he's hosting...
01:05:14Building the band!
01:05:15This is Love Is Blind, Cross The Voice.
01:05:18So they're going to hear each other sing and then have to choose without ever seeing each other.
01:05:21Exactly. And the first hopeful was...
01:05:24My name is Donzel.
01:05:25Donzel!
01:05:26I want an all-boy band.
01:05:27You can't sleep with the band members, though.
01:05:29Oh, well, then, count me out.
01:05:33If this was the voice, I would have pressed the button.
01:05:39Oh, so it is like the voice.
01:05:41I want him.
01:05:42How many people hit the button for him?
01:05:4420 people want to be in a band with you.
01:05:46Yes!
01:05:4720 out of 50? That's good going.
01:05:49He's pressed my buttons, too.
01:05:51Well, speaking of, in August on Channel 7...
01:05:54This is the voice!
01:05:56What do I am up?
01:05:57...we witnessed something special.
01:05:59For my blind audition, I will be singing an Australian classic
01:06:03while integrating a traditional Aboriginal language.
01:06:06Oh, she's doing a digital language. Let's go.
01:06:09I came from the dreamtime...
01:06:12She's got a great voice. She's good, Faye.
01:06:15Love this. Love all this.
01:06:17Oh, my God!
01:06:19Oh, my God!
01:06:21Now you, to you, Australian Yagarchin.
01:06:27We are Australian.
01:06:29Yeah, it's a Qantas ad.
01:06:32Yeah.
01:06:33It is. We're all singing.
01:06:35Yeah, they're all singing while they're on the chorus.
01:06:36Yeah, I know.
01:06:37I know, yeah.
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:39Wow.
01:06:41Why is this so nice?
01:06:43That was incredible.
01:06:45Oh.
01:06:45That is the best voice I've seen.
01:06:47I've seen.
01:06:48Good.
01:06:49Yeah, yeah.
01:06:51Yeah.
01:06:53Oh, my God.
01:06:55All this way...
01:06:58Oh, my God.
01:06:59Bye.
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