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00:00Bro, that's off. Is it? How many have you had? I've already had three. Oh yeah, you're done for.
00:06I don't think cheese can go off.
00:10Well, it's chucking off.
00:13Every evening in Australia... Here we go!
00:16Love, love, love. This is what I'm talking about. TV reaches over 12 million of us. Allegedly.
00:22That's a lot. But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:27No. Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:32Let the games begin. Do you feel weird and awkward watching this? Extremely.
00:38This week, it was time for... The Survivor Finale!
00:42They're going to have to plead their case to the jury.
00:45It's like when you're trying to convince me to give you chocolate at night.
00:48A delightfully gross new nature doco.
00:50Oh my God! Oh! I'm loving learning about how gross these animals can be.
00:55And, spoiler alert, we discover whodunit in...
00:59The Thursday Murder Club.
01:01Helen Maron's in it.
01:02Howard Miriam.
01:03Pierce Bronson.
01:04Ben Kingsley.
01:05That is Hollywood AAA list.
01:07I just got this hair removal system.
01:16Oh, can you do my toes?
01:17Oh my God, okay. We've gone into the salad.
01:21Jesus!
01:22Those feet don't need laser, bro. They need Jesus.
01:27Monday night on 10. It was the new season of...
01:30The Amazing Race!
01:32Celebrity edition.
01:33We're going round the world!
01:35Woo-hoo!
01:37They're teaming up with their favourite person.
01:39Has The Amazing Race given up on regular people?
01:41Yeah, baby!
01:43Welcome, my friends.
01:44Where are we going this season?
01:46Here on the roof of the world.
01:47Where are we?
01:48Nepal.
01:49Have you been there, Kate?
01:50Of course I have.
01:51One of the most majestic places on earth.
01:53I tracked that.
01:54I haven't seen the photos from your Nepal trip.
01:56You don't want to see them.
01:57Oh my God, my hair, my hair.
01:59She had the biggest beehive.
02:01Your head was at the summit and you were at base camp.
02:04Our 13 celebrity teams are making their way here.
02:07Who are they?
02:08Ed Cavalli.
02:09He's so funny.
02:10He's on all the shows.
02:11Have you been watching the panel, Rove Live?
02:16Wait now, what decade are we in?
02:17AFL legend, Brendan Favola.
02:19Fed, that's why Fed's on it.
02:20I hope he wins.
02:21I'm racing with my daughter, Lenny.
02:22Sorry, why has Brendan Favola come as a watermelon?
02:25What in the lowest discount was that?
02:27Okay, shut up and let him run.
02:28Yeah!
02:29Shut up, you ready?
02:30We're ready!
02:31Three, two, one.
02:34No!
02:36Oh my God!
02:36Oh!
02:38Whoa!
02:39Sorry!
02:40Backflip, frontflip.
02:41What is going on, Cirque du Soleil?
02:42I'm a professional parkour athlete.
02:44Parkour!
02:45Parkour!
02:46Well, they're going to be fitter.
02:47But they mightn't be smarter.
02:48True.
02:49We currently have 3.4 million followers on Instagram.
02:51Hey!
02:52And we do lots of flips.
02:53And then they break their ankle.
02:54Yeah, yeah.
02:54And then they have to go home.
02:55Our strategy as a team is to win.
02:58I hope they go home first.
03:01Well, let's see.
03:02Here's the first challenge.
03:03Row, row, row your boat.
03:05Gently down the stream.
03:06You were two-year-old.
03:07Okay, so we've got to figure out where the Pure Lake is.
03:09Pure Lake.
03:10Just ask someone.
03:10Our celebrities must row out to find the floating shrine.
03:14That long boat is a shrine.
03:15Let's go, let's go.
03:16Row, row, row your boat.
03:18And the first team to do that is...
03:20Oh, they're the parkour boys.
03:21Flip into the boat.
03:22That's definitely the island there.
03:25Nah, bruh.
03:25Floating shrine.
03:27Does an island float?
03:29No.
03:30So we've got to find the clue.
03:31Where are these guys going?
03:33Did we go to the wrong island?
03:34Yes.
03:35We're in the wrong place.
03:36All brawn, no brain.
03:38Flip your way back to the boat, boys.
03:40Where do we go?
03:41Come on, Febby.
03:42Row, quicker.
03:43When?
03:43Yeah.
03:44Hang on, he's seen something.
03:45It's over there.
03:46Oh, that looks like a floating shrine.
03:48Yes, Febboa, go there.
03:50Okay.
03:51Yes.
03:51Yes, you got it.
03:52They're on the run.
03:53And off to the next challenge.
03:55All the celebrities need to do is learn a little Buddhist chant.
03:58Oh, that'd be easy enough, right?
04:00You can't even do English, let alone learn another language.
04:02Okay, let's see the chant.
04:04Om, ah, hum, atragulupemasi deho.
04:11What did they say?
04:12Om.
04:13Ah.
04:14Ah.
04:14Kumah.
04:15Nope.
04:15Umah.
04:16Umah.
04:16Bajra.
04:17Kajah.
04:18No.
04:18Bajra.
04:19Sidi.
04:20Ooh.
04:20Ooh.
04:21Got the last one.
04:22Good.
04:22Got all the rest wrong.
04:23Hmm.
04:24Let's see how Feb goes.
04:26Let's go Feb.
04:27Guru.
04:29Umah.
04:30The monk's like, I've been in a code of silence for three years, but that was shit.
04:35Mate, we'll be here last, bro.
04:36We'll be the last people here.
04:37Maybe, because other teams are catching up.
04:40Don't get out of me.
04:41Why does he do backflips all the time?
04:43Bro, if you could backflip, how often would you do it?
04:45All the time.
04:45All the time, right?
04:47Almost everybody's here.
04:48And almost everybody has passed.
04:50Ah, thank you.
04:52Everyone but Feb.
04:53Fifth attempt.
04:54Oh, Feb, come on, doll.
04:57They better hurry.
04:58They're going to get kicked out first episode.
05:00See that?
05:01Ooh.
05:01That's it.
05:02Is it?
05:03Oh, thank you.
05:05Yeah!
05:05Hallelujah!
05:07Oh, no, Lee.
05:08Now, on to the next challenge.
05:10Are we going to make them climb Everest?
05:12Nope.
05:13We're going to get them to...
05:14Help the local farmers by building a haystack.
05:16That's it.
05:17That's all they've got to do.
05:18That's not a challenge.
05:19It's a bloody big stack.
05:20You're literally just piling dry straw.
05:22We are going so low budget, aren't we?
05:26Oh, my goodness.
05:27Go, Feb, go.
05:28Did you get the rope?
05:29This is where you can make up some time.
05:30And they better hurry,
05:31because the back flippers are almost done.
05:33Cover the edges.
05:34Yep.
05:35Then build up.
05:35How long till it does a back flip?
05:36Not long, surely.
05:37Moment of truth.
05:38Oh!
05:39Oh, here we go, back flip.
05:41Yes, we know you can do it.
05:42Imagine, like, what's for dinner tonight, Mum?
05:44Spaghetti.
05:45After being so far back in the pack.
05:48I love spaghetti.
05:49We've made up some lost ground.
05:50Oh, stop showing off.
05:52Where's Feb?
05:53Here he is.
05:54Come on, Febby.
05:55How'd we go?
05:56Yeah.
05:56Yes!
05:57The bowlers are dominating.
05:59Yes, but will they beat the...
06:01Puck-or!
06:01team to the...
06:02First pit stop to the Amazing Race Australia.
06:05How cool are the sunnies on the monk?
06:07Look good, pray good.
06:08Oh, here they are.
06:09Come on, Feb.
06:10To Bo.
06:11Hang on, no, no, no, no.
06:12No!
06:12You are second team to check in.
06:15Oh, no!
06:16Happy with that?
06:17Yes.
06:17Flip it out, boys.
06:18Show us your back flip.
06:19Woo-hoo!
06:20Oh, that's disappointing.
06:22Oh, where's Feb?
06:23Here he is.
06:24Come on, Feb.
06:25Woo!
06:26You are the third team to check in.
06:29Yes, for Bo.
06:30Third place.
06:31They've done well.
06:31And we're here for another day.
06:33Oh, God, don't you love him.
06:34Who's getting knocked out?
06:35Ed and Tiff.
06:37Who are they?
06:40That was a good start.
06:41That was a great start.
06:42They've got some good celebs.
06:44I mean, I cannot wait to tune back in for the finale.
06:59In Melbourne, Keith is worried about his chicken dinner.
07:03It's got a date on it, expiry date.
07:05Yeah.
07:05I've got plenty of time.
07:07I'm just going to put it in that salad anyway.
07:09I'm looking for your expiry date.
07:10Bend over.
07:11I can see yours in.
07:13This week, we checked out a new series on Prime.
07:16The pasta queen.
07:18Okay.
07:19Come on a journey with me through Italy.
07:22Who is she?
07:23I am Nadia Catarina Muno.
07:25Just watching her on Instagram.
07:27She has 5.4 million followers.
07:31Wow.
07:32Let life surprise you.
07:35She kind of looks like a cross between Sofia Vergara and Nigella Lawson.
07:41Best cooking show I've ever seen.
07:43I am going to teach you how to cook like a real Italian.
07:48Yum.
07:49Pasta is my number one favourite dish.
07:51Oh, I could live off pasta.
07:54You do.
07:55But today, the pasta queen is heading to...
07:59Campania.
08:00And she's there to check out...
08:02Pasta.
08:03No.
08:05Buffaloes.
08:06I want to milk a buffalo.
08:07Why?
08:08Buffalo cheese.
08:09The best mozzarella comes from the best buffaloes.
08:13Hang on, hang on.
08:13What's this got to do with pasta?
08:15And the best buffaloes comes from the region of Campania.
08:18Oh, we're doing like proper buffalo mozzarella.
08:21Not a fan of mozzarella cheese.
08:22In case you only ate Kraft single slaughtered.
08:25For over 50 years, Giuseppe has been raising buffaloes.
08:29And you better give me the queen of buffaloes.
08:32In fact, she's called Reginella.
08:35There's buffalo queen.
08:37National award beauty contest for best boobies.
08:40Best boobies.
08:41Say then.
08:42No, the buffalo.
08:44Today, I'll do it like this.
08:47He's showing off big time.
08:49Look how much meal.
08:50Oh, he's been doing it for a while.
08:52The buffalo queen versus pasta queen.
08:56Let's do this.
08:57Here we go.
08:58Show us your udda.
09:00I'm doing it, guys.
09:01Bingo.
09:02I can't believe it.
09:04Okay, she's empty.
09:05Uh, not quite.
09:06Let's make a macchiato.
09:08I want to make a coffee.
09:09Is this pasta show or what?
09:10This.
09:10Just a shot of espresso.
09:12I got a shot of espresso and milked it into it.
09:15Straight from the teeth.
09:17Oh, no, don't drink it.
09:19It's not pasteurized.
09:20It's so good.
09:21God.
09:22Now we'll be asking for buffalo meal plate.
09:24I thought we were going to make pasta.
09:27Yeah, good point.
09:28Let's go to the kitchen.
09:29Let's make a classic campagna recipe.
09:34I think we're doing pasta.
09:35I think we're going to make pasta.
09:36Yes.
09:38Ingredients.
09:39Show us why you're famous.
09:40Starting with the tomatoes.
09:41Yes.
09:43Mozzarella.
09:44Mozzarella.
09:45Don't put it in a salad.
09:47The caprese salad embodies gorgeousness.
09:50She's made a salad.
09:51Oh, no.
09:52She put a little secret basil underneath the tomato.
09:56That's it.
09:57Come on.
09:57Look at this.
09:58The pasta queen has just put three ingredients on top of each other.
10:02If I could do this.
10:05It's so good.
10:06Where's the pasta cooking?
10:08Don't know.
10:09Let's see what the next dish is.
10:10Yes.
10:11Excite me.
10:12We do a little bit of a layer at the bottom.
10:14Now she's talking.
10:15Take our eggplants.
10:17Eggplants.
10:18You've lost me straight away.
10:19No pasta, nothing.
10:20That's not good.
10:21And what we want to do?
10:23Is you wash it and you put it straight in the bin.
10:26Bellissimo.
10:27If this ends, we don't see any pasta.
10:29Oh, yes.
10:30That's it.
10:31I don't think we're going to see pasta, Lee.
10:33Oh, for God's sake.
10:34Perfect.
10:35There's no pasta.
10:36Oh, my God.
10:37I've done it again.
10:38How is she the pasta queen?
10:40False advertising.
10:41Let life surprise you.
10:43You surprised us tonight without using any pasta.
10:46I think this is the end of the show.
10:47No.
10:49Oh.
10:50Wow.
10:50Rhys Witherspoon?
10:53But should we write to Rhys and say, where's the freaking pasta?
11:08Finally booked the dentist for Thursday.
11:10I have four wisdom teeth to come out, a potential root canal, and one nerve that looks dead.
11:15It's like Nick visits and then he goes and buys his new watch for the year.
11:18Watch?
11:19He'll be buying a freaking Ferrari on that visit.
11:23A monumental battle.
11:25Oh.
11:26My.
11:27Gosh.
11:28Here's its epic conclusion.
11:32Sunday night on 10.
11:33It was time.
11:36It's the Survivor finale.
11:39The final, final, final of Survivor.
11:42Hey.
11:42That's right, but this isn't just any Survivor finale.
11:46This is...
11:47Australia versus the world.
11:49It's the Survivor GOAT.
11:51Oh, dude, this is just the finale of the show.
11:53And Jonathan's finale, too.
11:55Talk dirty to me, JLP.
11:56A historic final showdown.
11:59There's two Aussies left.
12:01Versus two from the world.
12:03Oh, my Lord.
12:05Come on in.
12:06Oh, yes.
12:07This is the final challenge.
12:08It looks like some sort of sacrificial...
12:10medieval torture chamber.
12:12Oh, I love it when they put them on a stick.
12:14How long can you stand on this uncomfortable thing for?
12:17This little torture rack.
12:18Jared, you've got corned all over your feet,
12:20so you'd be fine at this.
12:21You wouldn't feel it.
12:22My feet are rougher than your face.
12:24This challenge is now on.
12:26Who do you want to win?
12:27Bro, you're going to go to the Aussies.
12:28Of course you are.
12:29Definitely Team Luke over here.
12:30Yeah.
12:31I reckon Janine's going to win.
12:32Well, we know who's not winning.
12:35Oh!
12:36Oh!
12:37Oh, she's down.
12:38That's fine.
12:39She's part of the world.
12:39Ta-da.
12:41Janine dancing around on her pegs now.
12:44No, don't, Janine.
12:45Don't!
12:45Don't!
12:46Stay!
12:47Oh.
12:49We're one for one here.
12:50Now we have a showdown between Luke...
12:53Come on, Luke.
12:54...and Poverty.
12:55What's her name, Poverty?
12:56Poverty.
12:57Poverty's like a statue.
12:59Yeah, she's a beast.
13:00I'm locking her in as the winner now.
13:02Lock it in.
13:03We're going to transition to the final peg.
13:06The fun one.
13:07Oh!
13:08Five, four, one.
13:12There it is.
13:13Oh!
13:15That ain't a frickin' peg.
13:16That's a dagger.
13:17Luke, all the way forward.
13:19Ah!
13:20Luke, come on!
13:21Stay in, Luke.
13:22Yeah!
13:25Oh!
13:26And the tumble.
13:27Poverty wins.
13:29Final immunity.
13:30Poverty.
13:31Poverty has won.
13:32I was going for Harkney.
13:34Were you?
13:35She's Team World.
13:36You're supposed to be going for Team Australia.
13:38Why are you lost?
13:40Oh, that's harsh.
13:41Let's get to the vote.
13:44JLP's put his good button-up shirt on.
13:45I think it is time to vote.
13:48But it's going to be two and two.
13:49When there's two Americans, two Australians.
13:51I'm predicting it's a double vote, goes to a fire challenge.
13:55Yep, you got it.
13:57Sari, we're tied.
13:59It's a tie between Luke and Sari.
14:01Scores are tied.
14:02We're going to fire, baby.
14:03They should just do a quick spelling bee.
14:05Yeah, spell poverty.
14:08He's got it.
14:09Oh, oh, oh, Luke's already there.
14:12Come on, Luke.
14:13Dang, look at that.
14:15Are you joking?
14:16Sari, going for a spark again.
14:18Scrape it.
14:19Scrape it.
14:20I've never done that before in my life.
14:22Oh, no.
14:24Sari's going to do it.
14:25Luke has a legit fire going on there.
14:30His rope is on fire.
14:32Oh.
14:32Oh, yes.
14:34Yes.
14:35Yes.
14:36Go Luke.
14:37Go Luke.
14:38Oh, my God.
14:39Oh, my God.
14:39Tribe has been.
14:40Ah!
14:42Do you think at the end they're going to put Jonathan's flame out?
14:44Yeah.
14:45Maybe, but we're not done yet.
14:48It's time for the final tribal council.
14:51We're doing it.
14:51JLP's put his other nice shirt on.
14:53Make sure you take a bit of stationery on the way out, Jonathan.
14:56So here we are, one American and two Aussies.
14:59Poverty.
15:00Pavarotti.
15:01Janine and Luke.
15:02So now they're going to have to plead their case to the jury.
15:05It's like when you're trying to convince me to give you chocolate at night.
15:08I want the title of Soul Survivor.
15:10I want it.
15:10Right.
15:11Yeah, yada, yada.
15:12Janine, get on the next person.
15:13Oh, all right.
15:14We'll skip to Luke then.
15:15Oh, Luke.
15:16I love him.
15:17I am Survivor.
15:18I feel like I'm the heart of this game.
15:20Come on.
15:21Hurry it up.
15:22Okay, we get it.
15:23Poverty, you're up.
15:24Poverty.
15:25Poverty.
15:25I've been on the right side of every single vote because I've either known what the plan
15:30was or I created the plan.
15:32And no one ever wrote my name down.
15:36That's actually a massive play.
15:38Good pitch.
15:39This is getting very deep.
15:40Just tell me who wins.
15:41I'll go count the votes.
15:45Is this for the win?
15:46Yes, for the win.
15:47For the win.
15:48It's the grand freaking finale.
15:49Yes, for the win.
15:51First vote.
15:52Luke.
15:53Poverty.
15:54Oh.
15:55Oh, okay.
15:55Next one.
15:56Luke.
15:57Luke.
15:58Poverty.
15:58Poverty.
16:00Poverty.
16:01Do you reckon they just write parv because they don't know how to spell poverty?
16:04Poverty.
16:05No, she's going to whitewash it.
16:07It's Red Rovers.
16:08I called it an hour ago.
16:10Winner of Australia versus the world.
16:12No.
16:13Poverty.
16:16We lost to America.
16:18We can't even win on our own show.
16:20No.
16:23Man, that was good.
16:24We stacked the deck.
16:27Australia versus the world.
16:29Couldn't win.
16:45In Sydney, it's almost time for Mia to head home.
16:52I could stay here tonight, couldn't I?
16:54Yeah.
16:58The best dancers in the industry have come to play.
17:02This week, we took a step into the world of dance teachers Bree and Laney with a new show
17:08on Binge.
17:09Dancers come to Playground LA because they know they're going to be singing.
17:11What is Playground?
17:12We are at pretty much the biggest studio in LA.
17:16Yeah.
17:18Playground studio.
17:21There are some amazing dancers out there.
17:23Come on, tighten it up.
17:24Lo and behold, none of them are sitting on this couch.
17:27It's the number one dance studio in LA.
17:28If you want to be a successful dancer, you have to go to Playground.
17:32That's right.
17:33And Playground is owned by these two.
17:35I was the lead actor in the 2011 remake of Footloose.
17:38Oh my God.
17:39Oh my God.
17:39No.
17:40Wait, there was a remake of Footloose?
17:42I wanted to open a dance studio.
17:44And then Robin's the other owner.
17:45Because I was into Pussycat Dolls.
17:47Pussycat Dolls?
17:48I've heard of them.
17:49Oh, it's not something I'd be proud of.
17:51This ep centers around the rivalry between Alexis.
17:54Alexis, where's your clothes?
17:56And Deanna.
17:57My girl is a hothead.
17:58I'm going for Deanna because I'm also a hothead.
18:00My parents had me really young.
18:02My mom was 16 and my dad was 15.
18:05Whoa.
18:06Her mom gave birth to her at 16.
18:07At 16, we were still playing with Barbie dolls.
18:09I didn't really have much of a support system at home.
18:13I never owned a Barbie doll, by the way.
18:15I didn't either, actually.
18:17I want to mix things up a little bit.
18:18Is that cool?
18:19Yeah, it is.
18:20Putting it on, baby.
18:22Whoa.
18:26Deanna, she's the wild one, remember?
18:29Oh no, what's she doing?
18:30She's having a go at her.
18:32This is me after a few wines at the pub toilet.
18:36Whoa, she's pulling out the moves.
18:39Oh my God.
18:40Oh no, no.
18:42Oh, she's doing the walk by.
18:43What's up, what y'all talking about?
18:45Excuse me.
18:46You're excused.
18:48Is this not just dancing?
18:50No.
18:50Bring in the drama.
18:51Here we go.
18:51Four years ago, I was in a dance crew with Alexis, okay, with me and my best friends.
18:56Those two were best friends?
18:57Oh.
18:58Oh, I'm suddenly interested.
19:00She decided to leave on her own standing and since then, she's been a little stanky, stank
19:04ass bitch.
19:04That's the worst type of bitch.
19:06Well, whatever she is, studio owner Robin sees some potential in hothead Deanna.
19:11Robin!
19:13Why is Robin walking her dog in a pram?
19:15Also, Robin looks like an undercover cop that's trying to fill in with the youth.
19:18Look.
19:18That is mutton dressed up as lamb if I ever saw one.
19:21I'm offering you your own dance class here at Playground.
19:26What?
19:27She's offering her the job.
19:29This is huge for Deanna.
19:30I'm giving you gold.
19:31I know.
19:32I'm really honored.
19:33I love you.
19:33This sounds like any movie ever.
19:36Robin!
19:36She always believed in me.
19:38She always understood.
19:39All Deanna needs is someone to believe in her.
19:41Yeah.
19:42She's never had a stable upbringing.
19:44She just needs a great role model who can keep her on the straight and narrow.
19:47Is she going to mess it up though?
19:48Hi guys!
19:50Let's see how the class goes.
19:52This is my first time ever teaching a Playground.
19:54I'm nervous.
19:55I've got sweaty palms.
19:56I decided to show up to Deanna's class.
19:59Oh, here come Alexis.
20:02And she's brought her sisters with her.
20:03Alexis and Bestie walk in and I'm like,
20:07Drama!
20:08Bro, what are you doing here?
20:10Oh, we're making a TV show.
20:11That's what we're doing, baby.
20:12Obviously, Robin sees something in Deanna that I just don't.
20:15Stir the pot, baby.
20:16Stir the pot.
20:18How's this going?
20:19Now Kenny's having a sticky beak.
20:21Footloose.
20:22Really?
20:23Pick off your Sunday shoes.
20:25Deanna's class was on fire.
20:28I like her style.
20:29I like her energy.
20:30I love you guys and I will definitely see you at the next one.
20:32Wow, that's a great start.
20:34See, all she needed was someone to believe in it.
20:36Everybody give some love.
20:37Yeah, maybe.
20:38But after the class, Deanna confronts Alexis.
20:41Here comes the drama, Milo.
20:43We all knew it was coming.
20:44Is there a reason you came to support or was there like a different vendetta with you?
20:48Well, at least she's straight up.
20:50No, you can't be straight up.
20:51You're a paid employee now.
20:53Nothing.
20:53If you've got an issue, let's talk about it.
20:56No, no, Deanna.
20:59At the end of the day, your actions speak louder, bitch, than anywhere that's coming out right now.
21:03Yes!
21:03Here we go.
21:04Did she call me a bitch?
21:05Yes, she did.
21:06Yes, she did.
21:06Now we have a personal problem and I will hold that grudge.
21:09Okay, wrap it up, girls.
21:11Weren't you leaving?
21:12Yeah, while you sit here and teach your beginner classes.
21:14Oh, Deanna, stop, babe.
21:17Stop.
21:19Oh, come on, Deanna.
21:20She's nasty.
21:20I think it is a little bit unprofessional.
21:22Like, these are technically now her students.
21:24So you don't really talk to a student like that.
21:26But God, you wish you could.
21:28Oh, God, you wish you could.
21:32I thought that was really awesome.
21:34I loved that.
21:36It's like a headache.
21:37I was just here for the dance.
21:39So was I at the start.
21:41But now I'm here for the drama.
21:42Some dinner for you.
21:55Wow, thank you.
21:56If you want any sauce, you might want...
21:57Nah, I would have preferred if you cut up the chicken for me,
22:00but it's okay.
22:00I do normally cut it up.
22:01Like, I cut the kids up.
22:03Yeah, let me cut it for you.
22:04Yeah, thanks.
22:04All right.
22:05I bloody love the New Zealand one.
22:17All right, let's go watch some ugly houses be made.
22:18Where are we?
22:19Lake Orho is a long way from anywhere.
22:22Picture boss card, great.
22:23Imagine waking up to that every day.
22:24You'd never be sad.
22:25You would be bored, though.
22:28Yeah.
22:29Artists Janet Muir and builder Richard Brown
22:31discovered the lake and its small village in late 2004.
22:35Hi, fam bam.
22:36Let's go down and throw some rocks to the family
22:38for a couple of hours.
22:39Three years and two children later,
22:41their house was complete.
22:43Wow.
22:43Oh, wow.
22:44It was a beautiful home.
22:45Wait, so we're starting with a good home?
22:47I bet you something happened to it.
22:49And one October night in 2020,
22:51life descended into a nightmare.
22:53Oh, don't tell me that it got burned down.
22:57There's nothing left.
22:58Oh, my gosh, their whole home.
23:00Memories.
23:01Memories just gone.
23:04We'll have to just try and recreate that again.
23:05Yes.
23:06I'm pumped to see what they're going to build now.
23:08Largely the same design,
23:09but this time protected by a firebreak.
23:11Smart.
23:12What's your budget?
23:13So it's 946,526 cents.
23:18950 grand.
23:19No, 946,526 cents.
23:22There's no more than that, no.
23:24Absolutely no chance, champ.
23:26That's all we've got.
23:27They always run over budget
23:28and they normally take double the time.
23:30They'll have grandkids
23:31by the time we see the end of this house.
23:32Ten months later,
23:34at their rented house in Auckland,
23:35Janet and Brownie are dealing with the double whammy
23:38of COVID and a chronic shortage of building materials.
23:41Nothing ever goes smooth, does it?
23:43Prices of everything has gone up, what, 25%?
23:46We went through the exact same thing.
23:48Everything went up.
23:49So it's back to the drawing board, literally.
23:52All right, give us the Timo version.
23:54We started looking at the six panels as a solution.
23:57Ah, the old prefab.
23:58It's like Lego, you put it together.
24:00Yep.
24:01Sounds easy enough,
24:02but over a year on,
24:03they're still getting the walls up.
24:05We can't get the roof on,
24:06we can't get the walls up,
24:07they can't measure the last windows.
24:09Does any build ever go to plan?
24:11No.
24:12But finally...
24:13No, there's progress.
24:14Two years later,
24:15it's still a blue nothing.
24:17Yeah.
24:18The inside of those sips panels,
24:20will that survive anyway?
24:22You're not keeping it like that, are you?
24:23How to patent it?
24:24I love it, actually.
24:25The more I'm in it, the more I love it.
24:27Living in a giant beaver house.
24:28Could floor-to-ceiling OSB
24:30be a little too much?
24:32Yeah.
24:33Respectfully, that house deserves to be blown down
24:34if they're keeping it like that.
24:36Well, let's see.
24:37Here we go, 2025.
24:39Give me a finished house, please.
24:40I want it to be really spectacular.
24:42Fingers crossed, baby.
24:43What a little gem.
24:47Oh, it's very red.
24:49Looks like a rusty Amish barn.
24:53I love that.
24:54It actually just looks like a shed.
24:55It does, doesn't it?
24:56I don't like that at all.
24:57Beautiful, full metal protective jacket.
25:00You could spot that from outer space.
25:01Show us the insides.
25:03Come on in.
25:03Come on in.
25:06Here they go.
25:07Ooh.
25:07Look at this.
25:08Oh, my God, they didn't do the inside.
25:10I like it.
25:12Nah.
25:12A lot of people going,
25:14oh, you can't leave your walls like that.
25:15That's what we're saying.
25:16But it's coming out stunning.
25:18Is it?
25:19Yeah.
25:19It's quite calming.
25:20Oh, dude, that's a splinter house nightmare.
25:23Where's the view?
25:24This is what it was all about.
25:25That view framed so beautifully.
25:27That's a beautiful view.
25:28Good view, but you've got your couch there.
25:30You're looking the other way.
25:31Always changing that view.
25:32Yeah.
25:32It's never the same.
25:33It's pretty good.
25:34Where does the TV go?
25:35That's their TV.
25:36That we have to turn around to look at.
25:38Look at the view.
25:40Another one there.
25:42Yeah.
25:42It was my office.
25:43It's been taken over already.
25:45That's very narrow.
25:46There's no window.
25:47Do they not want to see the fire coming next time?
25:49I really love that room.
25:50Where's the wardrobes?
25:51They've got little drawers under there.
25:52That's it.
25:53And where are the kids?
25:54They've all moved out.
25:55Yeah.
25:55They don't want a bar of this.
25:57They're the master.
25:58Look, they've even tried to decorate the ugly wall.
26:00This is the only room, right, with two views.
26:04Oh, wow.
26:05I would love that view.
26:07But actually, I prefer beach view, to be honest.
26:10Well, I have to say, it's a great pleasure to be sitting here.
26:13Because you're finished.
26:14You're not finished.
26:15Where's the wardrobe?
26:16Where's the tallies?
26:16Let's get into the nitty gritties.
26:18The money.
26:19You had a very precise figure for the cost of this house.
26:23946,526 cents.
26:26Where are you at?
26:27I reckon 1.1.
26:281.3 million.
26:29I'm saying nearly 2 million.
26:311.1.
26:32I thought it was pretty good, actually.
26:33Do I know my renovations or what?
26:36We did it.
26:36We did it.
26:37Two years late and 200 grand over budget.
26:39When we analyse a house, we might admire the great architecture.
26:43Dude, look at it.
26:44It is an eyesore.
26:45That's missing the point.
26:47The most important thing is the spirit of the place.
26:50Is it?
26:50It is.
26:51I don't know what to say, man.
26:52If they're happy with it, that's all that matters.
26:55Yeah.
26:55It stands out, that's for sure.
26:57I'm just trying to be positive here, man.
26:59But that does not belong on Grand Designs.
27:03100%.
27:04I really enjoyed that short.
27:09Yeah, so did I.
27:11It was great to see the rebuild.
27:12I love Grand Designs.
27:13That is absolutely one of my guilty pleasures.
27:15Oh, what are you guilty about?
27:17True.
27:18The best.
27:18In Sydney, Leon has a new toy.
27:38All right.
27:43Told you it's a bad idea to give him up.
27:46Sunday night on 7, it was time for...
27:49This is the voice!
27:52The battles are here.
27:53Oh, we're up to the battles.
27:55Next, you have to sing with other people.
27:56Oh, this is the episode where they pretend like they're in a ring.
27:59Two people on the same team have to sing it out,
28:02and then the judges pick who stays.
28:04Exactly.
28:05So let's get to the first battle on Team Kate.
28:08Your song for the battle is...
28:10What song is it?
28:11I Was Made For Loving You by Kiss.
28:13Oh, my God!
28:14Malik, they're going to be singing Kiss!
28:17That is Malik's favourite song!
28:19What the hell is that?
28:25It's Oprah!
28:26This is just criminal!
28:28Turn the TV off!
28:29Dad!
28:32What's happening?
28:38I don't know if this is how Gene Simmons intended it.
28:40I was made for loving you, baby.
28:43You were made for loving me.
28:46And I can't get enough of you, baby.
28:49Can you get enough of me?
28:52Butchered it.
28:54Is she going to go rocker or opera?
28:56I think he was better.
28:57She was too opera.
28:58The artist I'm taking through is...
29:03I'm walking out if it's just her.
29:04James.
29:05James, yes.
29:07Well done.
29:07Next, it's Team Richard's battle.
29:09Bring it on, baby.
29:10From the battle to the valley.
29:14Gone farming.
29:14That's freedom!
29:16That's freedom!
29:18He's dancing like a 60-year-old dad.
29:20He's had a wedding.
29:21And after the rain, we can do the fun.
29:25That's freedom!
29:29You smashed it, girls.
29:31You smashed it.
29:32Oh, who is he going to choose?
29:34Bianca.
29:36Oh, sugar mahuga!
29:38Okay, let's see who's in Team Ronan's battle.
29:41I need to fill you in, Mitchell.
29:42You won't have known this, but we're related.
29:46Pardon?
29:46What?
29:47What?
29:48Yes.
29:48Wait.
29:50Wait, what?
29:50My wife's cousin is Chris's partner.
29:53No way.
29:55Oh!
29:56What?
29:57He just picked his wife's cousin's partner.
29:58That's elite.
29:59I love that.
29:59Let's go.
30:00Battle it out.
30:01What song are they going to sing?
30:02A bed of roses, baby.
30:05Put it down on a bed of roses.
30:09Oh, how beautiful.
30:11Can you imagine me in the roses, Matt?
30:13A bed of ivy.
30:14What a night.
30:15What a sleep.
30:17On a bed of nails.
30:20On a bed of nails.
30:23That's good.
30:25Don't make your own cousin-in-law sack you.
30:27Roses.
30:27Who's sung better?
30:31Ronan Keating's wife's cousin's partner is going to win.
30:35Benjamin.
30:35We do need a decision, Ronan.
30:39You cut your own family, you're dead to me, Ronan.
30:43It's Mitchell.
30:45Oh!
30:46Oh!
30:49Christmas is going to be awkward.
30:50You can save him.
30:52Save him.
30:52What?
30:52Every single judge has one save for the battle round.
30:56Oh, they're saving him.
30:58Oh!
31:00Oh!
31:01Yes!
31:02He's been saved.
31:02Shut your mouth.
31:03Three times.
31:03Three saves.
31:04Who's he going with?
31:05Tell us what you're going to do, Chris.
31:06Ronan.
31:07Family matters.
31:08Richard.
31:09Richard?
31:10Holy crap!
31:13Oh, man.
31:14This Christmas barbecue is getting more and more awkward by the minute.
31:17This is the boys.
31:19That was the boys.
31:21What an episode.
31:23This is a good season for the boys.
31:25Oh, definitely.
31:25You ready?
31:43Oh!
31:44Good boy.
31:45Catches.
31:47Good boy.
31:47And he's finally learnt to give.
31:49Yeah, give.
31:50Can I have it?
31:51Can I have it?
31:52hello there oh hello i'm ryan reynolds ryan reynolds yeah that ryan reynolds i like ryan
32:04reynolds and deadpool you ever seen deadpool now you wouldn't watch the dead that's right i don't
32:09know why you asked me stupid questions but disney plus loves deadpool and they've given him his own
32:14nature doco series i'm talking grade a freaks in their freaking bizarre weird freak show lives
32:20we're doing weird animals doing weird stuff
32:23oh look at these nuts hanging out oh that's lovely
32:28what sort of a show is this underdogs okay i love a good underdog story i'm gonna like this
32:38especially since this episode is called total gross out do you reckon we'll actually learn
32:44anything in this show well let's find out this is a pearlfish pearlfish wow isn't that beautiful and
32:53if a predator spots her now it's gonna be game over oh she's gonna get eaten
33:01yeah like that oh shit oh my god i didn't see that coming okay pearlfish round two
33:13gotta find a hiding place and fast and what do we have here oh a gigantic sea turd let's pixelate that
33:24out oh no that's that's no that is a sea cucumber i'm so sorry it breathes out of its butt oh look at
33:33that it's like a bloody alien it's like an arsehole what are you talking about is that open portal
33:38presents the pearlfish with a solution oh no oh no please oh straight in the arse okay holy that sea
33:50cucumber is a little unsure but it can't plench forever oh it's really trying to burrow in there
33:57isn't it it's disgusting oh my god he's going backwards reverse parking oh i'm a little hot and
34:08bothered you see the underdogs they know that in the game of life an ass can save your life
34:15honestly who watches this stuff it's good next this is ireland and this is craig hello craig
34:23a male red deer how are they underdogs these don't do anything gross craig waits until just the
34:29right moment and now that is a move oh my god oh craig you crazy seriously this deer elk whatever it
34:42is has no aim holly craig is spraying himself in a mixture of pee and semen and semen pretty clever
34:50to the chicks like that jane loves it what's worse pissing on yourself or being turned on by someone
34:56who's pissed on himself hey we're not here to yuck anyone's yum i brought your eyes yeah yeah here we
35:01go oh okay that was fast is that in what 10 seconds well he pissed longer than he was in her can't get
35:07grosser it can't it will because we're heading to the african savannah i am just terrified to know
35:14what gross things going to happen here a tasty smorgasbord of awful intestines and bones how
35:20disgusting not my idea of lunch but then i'm not one of these guys what is that vultures
35:27if you see them flying around you know something's dead underneath them i think the carland footy
35:31club are underneath them at the minute she's what scientists call a ripper or what australians call
35:35a ripper a ripper i had a roommate that just used to eat whatever was left in the fridge and it was
35:47your roommate one of these we should have called him the vulture and finally there's butt guy butt guy
35:55oh my god not exactly an attribute more of a personal reference go get him butt guy oh yuck i don't
36:03think i've ever seen an animal doco quite like this i'm here for it and there you have it the
36:08underdog's secret to winning the game of life simply by being their disgusting selves wow that was
36:13gut-wrenching literally ryan reynolds narrating that was a perfect pick yeah yeah i don't think i'm
36:24going to watch this show again it was a bit gross but a bit great
36:33it's my tooth yuck seriously like that's rank why'd you even keep it so i can put it under my pillow
36:55tuesday night on channel 9 we watched
36:57oh paramedics oh these emergency shows freak me out time to stress again for a good hour paramedic
37:05partners mim and ben have only just clocked on for the night shift paramedics are freaking everyday
37:12heroes i couldn't be a paramedic i couldn't be like nothing's wrong with you have a bit of this
37:16don't tell anyone i gave it to you shut your mouth and go home fire look like they're on scene and their
37:22first job is a shocking car accident oh car accident car crashes are never good mate it is high speed
37:30along there it's like 90k if that is a head-on collision that's 180k 180k's head on geez that's a
37:37really heavy bang that does not look good oh no that is carnage isn't it you look at the cars and
37:48you instantly think well how can anyone survive that holy moly that car's crumpled that is bad i hope
37:55they're okay oh they have to be dead it's just a mess you can barely tell what's what
38:00i get assigned to the driver of the vehicle and he looks shocked okay he's all right he's alive oh
38:09thank god how do you feel pretty lightheaded yeah i wonder if he's got any broken bones have you got
38:14any pain anywhere it's um just some slight bleeding busted ribs broken hip broken pelvis you don't get an
38:21award for being correct while mim continues assessing sabit ben needs to check on the driver of the other
38:28car oh where's he at shane was on his way home after a few days away oh he's standing up oh it
38:36looks like everyone's okay headache chest pain anything like that hips uh just a little bit there
38:40shane's sweet as a bruise maybe i'm all good mate yeah oh my god is there anything more blokey than
38:48that shane's already at the pub he's like you know what fixes this vb you're gonna need checking over
38:53mate the worst injuries sometimes are the ones you can't see but internally your body's shutting down
38:58you look like you could be an athlete mate were you coming from the gym oh yeah he's probably like
39:03i'm glad i went to the gym before i took my shirt off i've still got the pump on i need to check for
39:07injuries that can kill our patient he could have some internal injuries fortunately sabit escaped with
39:13whiplash and bruising shane was also lucky getting away with a broken toe injured wrist and bruising from
39:20his seat belt should they both come out of that i'm actually surprised anyone got out of there alive
39:26next min and ben get another call out sa ambulance can you tell me exactly what happened my white
39:33wife got broke baby woohoo said it's an imminent birth we're crowning it's happening baby's coming out oh my
39:41god they're gonna deliver the baby at her home yes i'm driving as fast as i can safely do so see if they
39:47get there on time oh step on it ben step on it but as mim hurries up the driveway oh my god
39:54look how fast she ran out the car was still driving there's an unmistakable sound oh we hear crying
40:02baby mom didn't even get out of bed trust an asian to have a home birth they save so much money
40:22little boy or little girl little boy oh that's a bit cute beautiful both parents are thrilled
40:31he's still in these pages well he's at home it's got the ginger bean on it what's wrong with it he's a
40:37grown man but just as everything seems to be under control things kick off again oh she's only halfway
40:44through she still needs to deliver the placenta mom's got to push out the placenta the after birth what's
40:49that mean oh dude it comes out looks like a dinner plate oh that's one way to put it husband jonas
40:54is watching on anxiously it's done filming you're doing so great sweetheart but until the placenta is
41:01out no one can relax dude you gotta oh don't need to see that i think we've still got maybe another
41:08little something in there oh my god i'm so happy that's blurred out they can blur it all they want
41:14i can still see the blood placenta is out at 1602. could you imagine the cameras are just right there
41:21do you think that she would think this is normal they call up medicare they said is this part of our
41:25health care plan if we go from silver to gold cover do we get no cameras ah such a feel-good show
41:32that was the nicest one we've watched because it all worked out well
41:50it was father's day on sunday and in brisbane kevin got a card and it went something like this
41:56dear kevin even though i didn't come from your sack i still love you like a dad you didn't love
42:03jayden happy father's day this week on netflix
42:11dead we were asking ourselves who done it in the thursday murder club i bloody love this book
42:19this is about four old people in an aged care home where they solve cold case murders well i think it
42:25stinks what stinks from helen merren's in it yeah i love helen merren helen miriam pierce bronson ben
42:32kingsley that is hollywood triple a list who was the boyfriend does he have a name
42:41peter mercer but what are these ex coppers or something this is elizabeth she's the leader she
42:45used to be a spy mercer chased the masked man but couldn't catch him then he disappeared
42:50mm now we need to solve who done it someone who already tried to do that is ex cop penny
42:57a detective on the original case and i do wish you could help us with this case it's a good one i
43:04can't believe you didn't suggest it yourself she was one of the original members of the thursday
43:09murder club but she's now in hospice care and this is john penny's husband i just turn up and read
43:15to her it's no book club it's a murder club but murder isn't the only problem to solve because the
43:20retirement home is in danger ian ventham out who's ian have we met him yet ian ventham he's trying to
43:28knock down the aged care home to build luxury apartments oh no no no no come on okay so this is
43:34big bad ian ventham they can't do that oh my god it's david tennant the doctor who get a shovel take
43:40the back gate to the cemetery start digging i'm not going to make much progress with the one shovel that's
43:44bogdan it works for reinvent them no this this oh he's dead another murder what the hell's going on
43:58the probable cause of death was an overdose of fentanyl fentanyl administered just before he died
44:04someone in the crowd killed him every old person has access to drugs next club leader liz receives a
44:10vital tip-off oh it's a she's such because it jish we're touring spotka mission us mintage
44:18or doggypsey get stuffed as if i'd go to the cemetery in the dark time what we got here oh
44:26those bones were put on top of coffee oh another murder no way i think we have another murder on our
44:35hands who is it the bones we found in the cemetery they belong to a man called peter mercer peter mercer
44:42who's peter mercer from the start of the movie peter mercer is the boyfriend of the lady who died
44:48in the cold case but before they can discover peter's killer liz uncovers a clue to his girlfriend's
44:54death and all fingers point to penny that's the cop that's in the coma penny do you remember the case of
45:01angela hughes pen she was stabbed by a masked intruder then fell from her bedroom window only
45:07there was no masked intruder angela's boyfriend peter mercer was the real killer oh so it was the
45:15boyfriend that killed her the police never charged him because they believed his story but you knew
45:20he was guilty she's just solved the other murder penny killed peter mercer didn't she john penny plot
45:30twist and then she hid his body at the cemetery vigilante cop you know i like a girl that you
45:36know has a bit of social justice and you knew if ian ventham dug up that body the whole story might
45:42unravel so he was the one that injected old man what's in these syringes john fentanyl is it a massive
45:51dose of fentanyl he's a murderer who would have thought up john found out when the bones got discovered
45:58that that was peter mercer and then he thought penny was going to be exposed so
46:04he poisoned penny and you'd know how to use it wouldn't you because you've been a vet your whole
46:12life john killed ian ventham oh
46:16oh that was cool fantastic that was so good there were so many twists and turns makes you want
46:26to go to an aged care we're going to go live in a home fight and we're going to solve murder mysteries
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