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El Sr. Wainwright envía a Larry y Balki a hacerse una prueba de esfuerzo, pero las pruebas médicas hacen que se enfrenten entre ellos bajo la presión.
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01:43What I'm trying to tell you is that Wenry has volunteered to help a doctor who's giving stress tests to printers!
01:48Printers have no stress at all!
01:50Thank you!
01:56Agar� standing bar to comus.
01:57This week, I need your Dimitri comic strip.
01:59The day before, we're testing a new format.
02:01Come with us, sir!
02:02And I can congratulate you on your choice of printers for the test evaluation; they are under a great deal of pressure.
02:13But it doesn't even come close to the level of stress we have up here, I'm so nervous inside!
02:20It's killing me, please!
02:23I think we've somehow become experts at managing stress.
02:28Abitón, you've given me a great idea.
02:29Is it part of my job?
02:32What's that idea, sir?
02:34The one about forgetting the printers.
02:37I'll send the doctor to the nerve center to talk to experts.
02:43That?
02:44I have no idea, but you're in big trouble, kid.
02:47I've gotten everyone in the office to volunteer for a stress test.
02:52Will it be fun?
02:53It won't be fun, Valky.
02:54Up here there's going to be a psychiatrist trying to figure out everything we're thinking.
02:58Well, that might be possible with you, but I don't think it can be with me.
03:03Most of the time I don't know what I'm thinking.
03:06You see, sometimes I think I know what I'm thinking.
03:09And then I start trying to think about what I'm thinking.
03:13And when I think about the thought I'm thinking, it's already done.
03:21What are we talking about?
03:27Speaking of the psychiatrist.
03:28The psychiatrist who is the good king.
03:30Do you see how your mind wanders?
03:32No, no, Valky, Valky, hey, hey, that's exactly what can get you into trouble.
03:38You need to be very careful about what you tell the psychiatrist, okay?
03:42Because he'll take everything you tell him and twist it.
03:44He will change it.
03:45And believe me, just because your brother Billy was your father's favorite, you're a bitter, neurotic person.
03:50And isn't that true?
03:51And then...
03:52I never had the opportunity to prove it.
03:53Cousin, cousin, cousin.
03:55Cousin, cousin, it's okay.
03:57Alright.
03:58Alright.
03:59Okay, cousin.
04:00Now, don't worry about your brother Billy.
04:02Don't worry about me.
04:03Because when the psychiatrist comes to talk to me, I'll just be myself.
04:06You'll just be yourself.
04:07You'll just be yourself.
04:09You'll just be yourself.
04:09Well, I'll tell you something.
04:10You have to tell those people exactly what they want to hear, and don't even think about speaking in a nonsensical way.
04:14Why not?
04:15Not a word.
04:16It's a language.
04:16Not a word about miposiano.
04:18Not one.
04:19Oh, po, po, po, po.
04:20I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
04:21Digi, digi, digi, digi, digi, digi.
04:23Bunchi, bunchi, bunchi.
04:27Excuse me.
04:28I don't want to interrupt her singing.
04:31I am Dr. Michael Aldrich.
04:35Mr. Wenry sent me.
04:36Oh, oh, come back, Dr. Aldrich, please.
04:39No, that wasn't a song.
04:41Hello.
04:42Nothing, it was a song.
04:43Hello hello.
04:43I am, I am Valky Barato.
04:46And this is my cousin Larry Appleton.
04:49And I wouldn't mention his brother Bill.
04:55I will simply ask them a few questions, make some word associations, and show them some inkblots that they will have to interpret.
05:03Good, Larry.
05:06What do you see?
05:08Man's relentless quest to return to and liberate the child within, as I have done.
05:15Butterfly.
05:19And what do you see here?
05:21A confused man, struggling to reach the level of inner peace that I have.
05:28Bowling ball.
05:29Now we are going to do a word association exercise.
05:34I'll say a word and you say the first thing that comes to mind.
05:38Boy.
05:39A young and well-adjusted urban warrior with a vision to help others on their path to adulthood.
05:43Career.
05:49Fight, grab, climb, try to reach the next rung of the social ladder by being a loyal soldier for Mr. Larry Appleton.
05:54Job.
05:57Now there is only one more area I would like to cover.
06:01I understand that although he is married, his cousin lives with you.
06:05Tell me about that.
06:06Oh, well, yes, I know that may seem a little peculiar, but no, I had no choice.
06:12Because, you see, to be perfectly honest, he is helpless without me.
06:18My cousin Larry needed help with the rent, but to tell you the truth, he's destitute without me.
06:25Bartókomus, Appleton.
06:36Hello, Mr. Webber.
06:38Yes, sir, Mr. Webber.
06:40I just spoke with Dr. Aldridge.
06:42It has given me a very constructive idea about certain changes I could make around here.
06:47Well, yes, I was quite impressed.
06:50Dr. Aldridge found them very interesting.
06:54In fact, he's so impressed with you both that he wants you to take another stress test at his clinic.
07:00Go tomorrow at nine o'clock.
07:03How did you hear that? We need to go to the clinic to get another test.
07:07Oh, and I'm so excited.
07:09I don't know about you, but I'm going to keep an eye on you tonight.
07:12What am I going to wear? What am I going to wear?
07:16I guess we should brag about it in front of others.
07:20I knew it.
07:21I knew it. The doctor found something that makes him think we're unstable.
07:25The quack.
07:27What did you tell him?
07:28Anything about the dance of joy?
07:30I didn't teach her how to do it.
07:33And if possible, I'd like to have knees with a slight curve.
07:36I'm going to be the one to try it.
07:37But, Mikey, don't you see what's happening?
07:39When Winrey said he was going to make some changes here,
07:42What I meant was that I was going to find out who couldn't handle the stress and fire them.
07:46And I will be one of the first to do that.
07:48So this is the one that falls off.
08:10It's even more wonderful than I dreamed.
08:14Both boneca and imitation pataca.
08:21I don't have to work at the newspaper.
08:25I could count the phone number.
08:29My uncle Bad had a little wig that lived well.
08:32My uncle Ed sold meat door to door and always lived very well.
08:35Pimo, what costs, right?
08:37Pimo, hey, that's not necessary.
08:39You're not going to lose your job.
08:42Don't you think we could be adults about this?
08:47Polo shirt picks!
08:54No, no, Bucky.
08:55Those aren't popsicle sticks, they're tongue depressors.
08:58Of course.
08:59I don't know how to make a fool of myself.
09:01When the toothpick is no longer there,
09:04the tongue droops.
09:05Hello, Larry, are you going here?
09:12Doctor O'Mike!
09:15Ready to begin?
09:17Dr. O'Mike, before we begin,
09:18I have to hear how he imitates ducks.
09:21How do I imitate ducks?
09:22Yes, cousin Larry says you're a big quack.
09:27What's happening?
09:28What's happening?
09:29What's happening?
09:29What's happening?
09:29What's happening?
09:29What's happening?
09:30What's happening?
09:33What's happening?
09:33What's happening?
09:34Look, cousin, the watch is a chest watch.
09:40What these devices will do is measure the amount of stress their bodies feel.
09:46Please sit down.
09:48We're just going to ask you to do some simple tests.
09:50There's no need to do them well or badly, nor to pass or fail.
09:53Just do your best.
09:59Neither pass nor fail.
10:00We will be graded on whatever we want.
10:02Come on, cousin, Dr. O'Mike has left.
10:05Can we do whatever we want in this party palace?
10:08I'm so excited.
10:10Valky, we can't do whatever we want.
10:12Dr. O'Mike will be watching us from behind the mirror.
10:16Don't mess with me.
10:19There is no room behind it.
10:22It's just hanging on the wall.
10:23No, Valky, there's another room on the other side of the mirror.
10:28He sees us, but we cannot see him.
10:31So?
10:31Yeah.
10:36Stretch, stretch, stretch.
10:39Valky, Valky.
10:40Valky, Valky.
10:43He's watching us from the other side and will be evaluating everything we do.
10:48Know?
10:48And without even knowing it, we could reveal our most secret dreams.
10:57Be quiet!
11:00What's wrong with you, Peter?
11:02Can't you see I'm already feeling like a businessman?
11:03Can't you see I'm already failing, Peter?
11:05No, Peter!
11:06No, Peter!
11:07Remember, remember your growth and calming ribbons like that.
11:10Yes, because he takes a deep breath.
11:14And repeat after me.
11:15I am a Swedish Turk.
11:17I am a Swedish Turk.
11:19No, no, no, I'm not a Swedish Turk.
11:23I am a hollow reed.
11:27Look, that doesn't make any sense, doll.
11:31But if it works for you...
11:33I am a hollow reed.
11:35I am a hollow reed.
11:36Problems pass through me, like a chirp.
11:39Okay, let's start with something very simple.
11:42Please sit down.
11:44Know?
11:44I've decided that I really like...
11:46Assemble the puzzle of the United States on the table.
11:50They have one minute.
11:51Begin.
11:52Okay, Valky, start from the east and come this way.
11:54I start in the west and head that way.
11:56No, cousin, come on.
11:56I don't want to have a plan.
11:58Just start from the east and come this way.
12:00Cousin, I want to be here, on the farms, where people have beautiful braids.
12:03Okay, okay.
12:04Valky, I'll start here.
12:05And you start in the middle and go outwards.
12:06Let's begin.
12:07We saw, look.
12:08If we don't do this, I'll lose my job.
12:10For God's sake, make a game out of that.
12:12We've lost 15 seconds here.
12:14We only have 45 left.
12:15Cousin, cousin, listen, the only way to do a hard job well is to make it fun.
12:19Okay?
12:20California and California.
12:22California, here I am.
12:25Here I am where you are...
12:26I start in the middle of the country.
12:28At night.
12:28The pinkish yellow of Texas, the one I'm going to see, how much it shines over the house where I was born.
12:41I'll go back to Alabama with my banjo and my violin.
12:44I'm not going today to see my great love.
12:47Oh, my goodness, I scared her away.
12:50I'll go back to Alabama with my banjo and my violin.
12:53Why do we need New York and New York?
13:01Why is he in New York?
13:02And New York?
13:04If I can get it, I'll do it anywhere.
13:06It's up to you, New York, New York.
13:11I am a vagabond.
13:15And I'm leaving from here.
13:18I want to shape the old New York part.
13:26If I can get it there, I'll do it anywhere.
13:33It's up to you, New York, New York.
13:45Time!
13:45Are you ready for phase two?
13:52I bet it will!
13:59Raise the temperature to 40 degrees.
14:04I love this part.
14:07There are a lot of colored papers in front of you.
14:11Separate them by color and tell us.
14:14They have two minutes.
14:16Okay, Marge.
14:17Pira is faster if we each take half and then add them up at the end.
14:20Okay.
14:21Can I take this pile?
14:22I like it.
14:22Begin.
14:24One, two.
14:26Vare la choza.
14:27Three, four.
14:28Orodeña the goat.
14:30Five, six.
14:31Pen the flock.
14:33Seven, eight.
14:34Run to the house of the stockbrokers to see if he can get some butter.
14:38Nine, ten.
14:41You want to leave it here.
14:43It doesn't even rhyme.
14:44Rhyme in my Pociano.
14:46Now, I have to go back.
14:48Wow, it's so hot.
14:54Anyone?
14:55Four.
14:56What is your phone number?
14:58Six.
14:59Five, five, five, nine, eight, seven, six.
15:03Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
15:08Do you want to swallow your mouth?
15:14Cousin, cousin, look, look.
15:16Just one minute.
15:16Breathe.
15:17I am a hollow reed.
15:19And the wind blows right through me.
15:23The wind blows through me without any problems.
15:26One, two, four, five, flight attendant.
15:33Does it bother you that your wife spends a good part of her time away from you among handsome pilots?
15:39Three, fourteen, fifteen, no, sixteen, seventeen, seventeen, seventeen, nineteen.
15:46I am a hollow reed.
15:48I am a hollow reed.
15:4820, I am a hollow reed.
15:50Who am I kidding?
15:51I am not a reed.
15:52How can I be a man when my wife is out sharing peanuts with some jockey from the key?
15:58I am a reed.
15:59If I'm a hollow reed, it doesn't work.
16:01Perhaps, because I am a Swedish dunce.
16:04I am a Swedish duroco.
16:05I am a Swedish duroco.
16:07Oh, what...
16:08Thanks my friend.
16:09Thank you.
16:09Let's talk about these things and get out of this mess.
16:12And don't let him distract you.
16:13Okay, okay.
16:14One, two, three, four, five, six...
16:17Uh-huh.
16:19I understand that his girlfriend lives in the same house as him.
16:22Yes that's how it is.
16:23On the other side of the lobby.
16:25Do you feel a lot of pressure to get married?
16:29With who?
16:30With who?
16:30I have to do something about this heat.
16:35Turn on the fan.
16:36No, no, cousin.
16:37I don't think that's...
16:38Turn it on, cousin.
16:38Turn it on, turn it on, turn it on, turn it on.
16:40Already!
16:41Already!
16:43I am a Swedish duroco.
16:44Turn on the fan!
16:45Hey, listen, listen.
16:56Cousin, I...
16:58Persi!
16:59Turn off the fan!
17:00Turn it off!
17:01Turn it off!
17:01No, no, no, no!
17:03No, no, no, no, no, no!
17:05Cousin, I can't, I can't turn it off.
17:07I can't turn it off.
17:08And I can't move it either.
17:11I can't move it, cousin.
17:12It has 20 seconds.
17:13Because?
17:15Help me pick up the papers or I'll lose my job.
17:18Cousin, listen, you know?
17:19Don't think about it.
17:20Don't worry about anything.
17:22Nothing is that important, cousin.
17:23It just so happens that if you looked at his work, you'd find another job.
17:28Because?
17:29Uh-huh.
17:30Have you told your cousin Larry that you're going to Disneyland this summer and that you're not taking him?
17:38How could you do that to me?
17:43You know that going to the magic arena is my golden dream.
17:48Baguio, I didn't say that.
17:49They're lying!
17:50Doctors don't lie.
17:52Furthermore, lying about Disneyland is illegal.
17:54Baguio, I didn't say that.
17:57Don't you see what he's trying to do?
17:59He is trying to turn us against each other to raise our stress levels.
18:02And you thought you were going to Disneyland?
18:05And so fresh!
18:06Oh!
18:06I'm not going to Disneyland!
18:10Nobody's going to Disneyland!
18:14Oh no, no!
18:15We didn't finish the test!
18:16We will pour out our work!
18:18But one of the others is going to Disneyland!
18:21Yes, it's me!
18:32Yes sir!
18:33Thank you, Aldo.
18:35It was the secretary back.
18:37Bye bye!
18:39He's coming this way.
18:41We can now empty our arms.
18:43Cousin, I'm so sorry I let you down.
18:47Me, me...
18:49When Dr. Aldrich said you were going to Disneyland without me, I completely lost it.
18:55It wasn't right for Dr. Aldrich to lie to me.
18:59He stayed with you.
19:01Oh no!
19:02Do I belong to him?
19:05No no.
19:06You don't belong to him.
19:07It's an expression.
19:08Que quedar así conmigo is an expression.
19:10What do you mean?
19:13Let's see, Bartókomos.
19:16I just spoke with Dr. Aldrich.
19:18I'm surprised they understand each other.
19:23Listen, Mr. Wembley, can I explain everything about the test...
19:27There's nothing to explain.
19:28Dr. Aldrich thinks I'm brilliant at getting them to work as a team.
19:32He believes his obsessions are countered by Bartókomos's lack of attention.
19:36And that his level of composure counteracts his level of neurosis.
19:39But, sir, we failed the stress test, didn't we?
19:43Is it a collapse?
19:44That's how the test is, Appleton.
19:46They all collapse.
19:47You two were doing very well until you argued and fell apart.
19:52I saw the tape.
19:54Very funny.
19:54My wife and I will invite some friends over to see her again.
19:58My favorite part is...
20:01I am a Turkish Swede.
20:02See, cousin?
20:10No problem.
20:12We still have the jobs.
20:14We took the ariz to Mr. and Mrs. Wenderight's parties and...
20:17We learned a lesson.
20:20We are a great team.
20:22Until we had a fight.
20:23So...
20:24Let's try not to have any more fights.
20:29OK?
20:30Wait, wait, wait.
20:30Wait a minute.
20:31Wait.
20:32Are you saying that I'm the one who starts the fights?
20:38Well, I'm not saying that.
20:40No, even though you're the one who always started them.
20:45For six years you've been the one who started them, but that's a difficult situation.
20:49That is...
20:50What do you mean?
20:51What do you mean by saying that for six years I've been the one who started the fights?
20:55Well, you're the one who stands next to my ear and says...
20:57You've lost your mind.
20:59Well, but I'm not the one with the attention span of a mosquito.
21:07Well, I'm not the one who comes up behind me and does this when you want me to shut up.
21:12Well, I'm not the one who's always saying...
21:14No, I'll come.
21:17Yes, but you do this.
21:19No, you do this.
21:22OK?
21:23Yes, we both do this.
21:24Ah!
21:24Ah!
21:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
21:29Ah!
21:30Ah!
21:30No, no, no, no, no, no!
21:39Thank you!
22:09Thank you!
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