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00:00opening statements let us know a little bit about your general platforms we've already
00:12had some questions submitted throughout the day via the internet we'll get into those afterwards
00:15i think mr mcmillan since you were introduced second we'll give mr connor ratliff the second
00:20uh second up to bat this round so why don't you go ahead and tell us a little bit about your
00:24platform in general and what we can expect from your campaign i'm jimmy mcmillan i represent the
00:30registered damn high party i represent the forgotten few they're called the children
00:44and daddy has come to make sure that the children are represented in america now they are not
00:49the presidential debates they had they said nothing about my children
00:53and this is what i'm making sure that these issues can address not the accessories of the constitution
00:59but the necessities of living in this country roof over your head food on the table and money in your
01:06pocket and there is and and there is nothing else to talk about rent is too damn high
01:22mr ratliff your opening remarks i would agree that in general the rent is far too high but i believe
01:32in the u.s constitution and the united states constitution clearly says that in order to be
01:38president of the united states you have to be at least 35 years old i am 36 years old that is old
01:46enough to be president thank you
01:56let's go ahead and i'll ask you guys the first question is one that was submitted earlier today
02:00a user on twitter the username changing my plea asks which street besides wall street would you occupy
02:07and why mr ratliff i'll ask you to answer first i would occupy main street because main street is a nice
02:15place to be main street is where ordinary american people are and i can't think of a better place to
02:22occupy than the nicest place on earth main street usa
02:33mr mcmillan which street besides wall street would you occupy and why i will occupy my street
02:40my street is your street wherever your street is that's my street that's the street where you can't
02:45afford to pay your rent and that is where the that's where the marshal will set your stuff on if you
02:50come if you don't pay it so instead of wall street i represent my street we're not worried about wall
02:56street we're worried about the people who living on my street
03:08i'm confused by that you said your street is my street do we live on the same street
03:13you are my child you're a younger man i'm your daddy yes i do every every child is my child and you
03:23being a younger man you are my child so your street is my street well then you're my father yes i am
03:28counter that if if i'm your son and you're my daddy then you're my father don't ask me for child support
03:32son wow we are getting into it already already okay curtis rutherford asked today earlier via twitter
03:44carter added solar panels michelle obama added a vegetable garden what modifications would you
03:50make to the white house mr mcmillan i'll ask you to answer first what modifications would you make
03:55i paint the white house green first of all that's the color of money because they don't seem to know
04:02how to count money in the white house they're raising the debt ceiling they're raising all these debts and
04:06they're raising this and they want to raise this and that it's coming from the people so i'll paint the
04:11white house green and represent the suckers can't count all right amazing everyone everyone been
04:19voting every year they vote for the same people over and over and over and over and over and over and
04:26over and over your mothers and fathers have been punk and imagine my young children don't allow
04:32yourself to be punk like your parents let's paint the white house green someone there need to learn how to
04:38count money because you can't pay your rent you're going to get evicted you can't pay your mortgage
04:43you're in the street okay
04:50mr ratliff what modifications would you make to the white house well i don't think the president
04:55needs to live in a private mansion i think the white house is the people's house so my white house
05:00would be an open house everyone would be welcome there would be rides and games free food
05:06parties non-stop 24 7. anybody who's an american who's visiting can come into the white house
05:11and say hello anytime they want i disagree with that wow okay you're my son we can't let joe the
05:18plumber in someone's got to fix the pipes in the white house joe the plumber might have differences
05:24of opinion with you and i but he can fix a sink and he can fix a toilet i'm from the country i don't
05:29believe in a plumber coming and fixing no pipes that's the that's the game they play to get to your
05:33woman so that i don't trust wow would would you install would you install an outhouse near the
05:42white house if you're if you're for country living well you're my son i went to the outhouse before
05:47i just got tired of the snakes niggling down over my head when i went in so long ago i remember there
05:52was no toilets we used the outdoors we used our hands for toilet paper until the government got
05:57involved and started buying shaman now everybody wiped their ass with shaman that's the government's
06:02toilet paper and i'm a presidential candidate i want you to know you have to know these things
06:07if you want to run the country you have to know what's going on and what done what and remember
06:12what i said every time you wipe your backside with shaman toilet paper it is controlled by the united
06:18states government you should know that son i would have i will have indoor toilets in our white house
06:27in america's white house we will have indoor plumbing and indoor toilets we'll get used to it because the
06:31country's going so down under there won't be any toilets you won't going to afford water they're
06:35going to cut your water off and you're going to have outdoor toilets in the bronx brooklyn satin
06:39island manhattan and queen and even in your state you're going to get poopoo in a bucket
06:43poopoo in a cup mcdonald's cup they have those large cups that are fitted and you're going to this is how
06:48bad this country is going the direction it's headed in it may sound funny it may sound like a joke but it is
06:53for real america is in critical economic condition you can't afford toilet paper you're going to have to
06:59result of the corncob like i used to use when i was a little kid my plain old moss oh you're
07:03scaremongering this is scaremongering you're trying to scare the void there are going to be toilets
07:07there are going to be toilets in america mr ratliff mr mcmillan mr ratliff i promise you if i'm
07:12president i'm going to run a toilet paper please gentlemen please i'm going to ask for some decorum
07:16here uh i'm going to institute a new rule for this debate uh we've asked you each to answer the
07:20questions it seems that you guys are are both more than willing to interact with each other and duel it out
07:25i think that this should be accepted i'm going to ask that we put a one limit minute on those post
07:29after you both answered the questions if you do decide to interact we'll let it go a minute at
07:34that point our house band the llc will play a song to let you know that minute is up before we even
07:38play the song i do want to apologize the llc are some of the people who did not get the memo that the
07:42halloween spooktacular was cancelled tonight the song is unfortunately halloween themed and for that i do
07:48apologize uh the llc do you want to let them know what the song is do you want to play an example so our
07:52candidates understand okay i'm going to go ahead and see do we have any uh we're going to take our
08:18first phone call question if that's okay with the candidates do we have any callers on the line who
08:22would like to ask connor ratliff and jimmy mcmillan questions related to their candidacy for president
08:27of the united states no calls okay please two one two seven five seven one three nine three do call
08:33in let us know what's on your mind we'd love to have the people interact directly with the candidates
08:39themselves i call myself and i have a question wow fascinating the question is the presidential debate
08:47candidates with two percent not allowed less than two percent is not allowed on television
08:53i'll answer that question sounds good sounds great to me this is america and america is in critical
08:59economic condition and when the candidates with two less than two percent can enter the televised
09:05debates of cnn and fox news we've come to this debate where you just we have no sense
09:09that's very true that's very true that's very true mr rat what would you like to respond i would i
09:19would agree with that i think uh i think there are people in the mainstream media who would be inclined
09:23to dismiss uh both my candidacy and mr mcmillan's as uh novelty candidacies candidacies to be laughed at
09:30or or to be made fun of but i would say that the candidacies of herman cain and rick perry are also
09:38novelty candidacies i think the mainstream media is pretending that either of these gentlemen have
09:42a hope in hell of becoming the nominee for their party let alone president of the united states
09:47i guarantee you this mr mcmillan and i have our differences but we will both be in this campaign
09:52long after herman cain and rick perry are a distant political memory
10:02i'll drink to that i'm going to go ahead and ask another question that was submitted earlier
10:07today it's related to economics and young people rita james asked via twitter i would like to hear
10:14the candidate's stances on erasing student debt and more affordable options for education in this
10:20country mr ratliff would you like to answer first yeah let's wipe out the student debt
10:25let's wipe it out let's get rid of it students have too much debt they're not going to pay it they're
10:30students they're they don't want to pay that debt let's treat them like they're bankers and wipe out
10:36all of their debt immediately wow mr mcmillan would you like to respond yeah i do uh the government
10:45has done something to the people the government has violated the eighth amendment of the people of
10:49cruel and unusual punishment by allowing the people to contribute money to approximately six
10:54thousand dollars toward the bailout and the stimulus and now that the people are 61 percent
10:58owners of general motors they've forgotten that why are you paying student loans why haven't they
11:03waived student loans why have your home been foreclosed why have your auto been repoed so there's a lot
11:09wrong with the government in the country we need to make jokes as well but we also need to get serious
11:14because our children have no place to go it is our children who are left in the dark and our children
11:20need help so why can't if the government violated the eighth and 14th amendment with eighth amendment
11:24we're cruel and unusual punishment and the 14th amendment by not protecting the people why can't
11:29we waive the debt of the american people the government put us in this mess they should take us out
11:42looks like should i go to the in studio so i should explain this just for both candidates
11:46because this is a little odd this is normally a comedy show um mr mcmillan you have mentioned that
11:51a few times and we do want to have an honest political discourse but we also want to retain
11:54the spirit of our show this is one of the characters on our show he's known as the human fish
12:00he's going to pose the way the human fish works is he'll often pose
12:04battles he'll say things like chips versus nachos and then decide which one he likes better
12:08we've asked the human fish to pose some of those battles in a political fashion tonight politically
12:13related material so he's going to pose some blank versus blank statements we'll ask you two what your
12:18uh feelings on the subjects are then we'll see if your feelings match up with those of the human
12:23fish so human fish what is on your mind right now the deficit versus death of a salesman
12:36that's a little abstract mr ratliff your answer the deficit versus death of a salesman
12:41death of a salesman okay mr mcmillan your answer death okay just death just a part
12:54human fish in your mind who wins
12:58death wow mr mcmillan you won that battle congratulations thank you to the human fish
13:05very happy to report that we have our first phone call tonight uh caller you're on the air how are you
13:09welcome to the chris gethard show hello yes please turn down your phone in the uh your tv we can hear
13:16it it's causing some feedback sorry i paused it is that is that okay yeah that's great so uh welcome
13:20to the show hi hi what's your name i'm julia i actually am usually in the audience oh hi julia so
13:27did you have questions today for uh to pose to mr mcmillan and mr ratliff regarding their run for
13:31president yes um i had a question about uh how they both feel about occupy wall street because there was
13:38just this big con controversy about it just a couple hours ago okay they started standing in the
13:46middle of broadway and i wanted to know how they both felt and then i also had a question for the
13:49human fish okay so we'll deal with the uh stay on the line first we'll ask the gentleman occupy wall
13:55street it's been going on for many days now huge issue in new york um seems like it's becoming a
13:59little bit more of an uprising on some level people blocking streets and whatnot mr mcmillan seems like
14:05you want to answer yeah because um occupying wall street is we vote every year and we pick it we
14:15vote every year and we protest we vote every year and we march for the young people i want you to pay
14:20attention because this is what the old people do we have a u.s attorney general in this country to
14:26clean up wall street and the state attorney general to clean up wall street once you begin to occupy wall
14:31street there's nothing can be accomplished i urge i urge your young children to go home and overthrow
14:36to prepare to overthrow the vote of your parents i will be leaving this state tomorrow headed for buffalo
14:42because it is the young people who are trailing in the footsteps of their parents who've been punk
14:46occupying wall street is a is is we do have problems on wall street but this is not the way you go
14:52about it this is america revolution spell election you cover this wall street occupation with elections
14:59it makes no sense
15:06mr ratlick your thoughts on occupy wall street i also have a message to the young people as i am one of
15:11the young people i think we've tried it the old people's way long enough quite frankly that's what
15:18got us into this mess thank you i think it's time we have a young president i think it's time we have a
15:23young people's movement i would agree that elections matter but so do revolutions and protests and i think
15:29it's not election day so you don't need to occupy the voting booth today why not occupy occupy wall
15:35street and why not occupy the great white way broadway lord knows many people have dreamed of
15:40making it to broadway it's a glamorous place lots of things to see new york city's the greatest city on
15:45earth why not occupy broadway as well now sometimes i try to correct my son and i had difficulties doing
15:52that when it comes to revolution a revolution can only be created when there's a dictator but in this
15:58place revolution has been replaced with democracy and elections so that's what that mistake of we
16:04don't need a revolution they've done that in the arab country overthrowing the dictators but we need
16:08to overthrow the vote of our parents and the only problem we have in this country is i hope my son
16:13with other young sons of mine and daughters go out and vote smart this time uh vote smart vote young
16:19vote 36 vote jimmy thank you so much
16:28julie are you still on the line yes i am believe you said you also have a question for the human fish
16:33yes human fish this is also occupy wall street themed the one percent or one percent milk the one
16:42percent one person one percent milk wow wow
16:51amazing i have a comment you have a comment
16:54blue i would agree with that i would agree with that i would agree with that uh we have a question
17:03that came in over twitter from user im matt porter i want to ask the candidates if they think the rent
17:10that recently married gay couples in nyc are paying is too high so this is a question that seems to tie
17:16together the rent being too damn high as well as the gay marriage uh issues here in new york and recent
17:22developments mr ratliff would you like to answer first yes i think the rent is far too high far too
17:27high for everyone for everyone i don't discriminate if you're paying rent it's probably too high
17:34i'm not saying there aren't outliers there are probably people who have great rent deals
17:37i've heard things in the press about your rent situation sir this seems like an accusation that's
17:44a good good thing my son asked that question because one thing you do we talk about ourselves so
17:49much we forget to talk about our children not being able to eat breakfast lunch and dinner
17:54we talk about our children not being able to afford college so they talk about my rent i don't answer
17:59because it's not about me i am a vietnam veteran they never asked me about the time i served in combat
18:04as american defender served in my country so those are the accessories in the campaign that i do not
18:09address but the necessities of what brought me here is a roof over your head son food on the table and
18:16money in your pocket they can ask me about my rent all they want but when they don't ask me how you
18:22are going to be able to pay your children's rent or how your children gonna be able to pay their rent
18:25or how you can't provide for your children then daddy must do what daddy got to do some things daddy
18:31say not gonna sound pretty but daddy got to do it i will not be patronized by you sir wow i remember
18:37when you was a little boy you dood in your diaper wow wow sir you didn't say anything you have a
18:45scatological fixation that has polluted this debate you didn't say anything then you shouldn't say
18:50nothing now i'm still your daddy i felt it was prudent not to lash out the first time but i will not be
18:58allowing the rest of this debate to be dominated by matters matters fecal sir well that's what the
19:04election uh elected officials already done they dominated your wallet they control everything
19:09you do you don't have anything and i'm here to fight to make sure you have something son i want to
19:14like like i said i apologize for any offense that you may feel but daddy got to do what daddy got to do
19:19and daddy got to say what daddy got to say and you still my children look at my children behind me sing
19:24that on remastered dvd you better buy some copies or face the wrath of double d you know i'm a ghost
19:35i'm a ghost i'm a ghost i'm a spooky ghost i'm a spooky spooky ghost i'm a ghost i'm a ghost i'm a
19:42spooky ghost i'm a spooky spooky ghost double d is what i call myself when i'm at the buffet in hell
19:53because those are my initials and the size of my boobs as well oh yeah i got some big old bazoombas
20:02but i don't give a shit i'm dom de louise i stuff my ghost face full of chocolate i like those tiny
20:12mini chocolate mr good bars smaller than a fetus i ate so many mr good bars i died from
20:21diabetes you know who doesn't get diabetes dogs don't get it it's true i learned that
20:30shit while i was filming all dogs go to heaven too i'm a ghost i'm a ghost i'm a spooky ghost
20:38i'm a spooky spooky ghost i'm a ghost i'm a ghost i'm a spooky ghost i'm a spooky spooky ghost
20:48i had a guest spot on third rock from the sun and 90210 i asked not to be paid in cash but with the
20:57double stuff oreo bridge do a deed up doop top i'm dom de louise doop doop doop doop doop doop doop
21:09i'm dead dom de louise i'm a ghost i'm a ghost i'm a spooky ghost i'm a spooky spooky ghost
21:17stop time i'm a ghost i'm a ghost i'm a spooky spooky ghost
21:27i'm a spooky spooky ghost i'm a ghost i'm a ghost i'm a spooky ghost i'm a spooky spooky ghost
21:47i will say that while i'm not happy that that song happened during our debate i will say that it was
21:51catchy and entertaining so thank you for that thank you gentlemen very much i will ask that that will
21:56be the end of our halloween related uh offerings tonight i will say random andrew is here if either
22:01candidate is running long water or needs a snack random andrew is here with halloween candy and
22:05water feel free to just ask him for more water or candy and also members of our crowd if you would
22:10like candy please just try not to be disruptive but random andrew will be there that being said are you
22:15guys kidding right now right now we have to go to the film okay due to the nature of our show in
22:20order to record it each each week we do have to um air a video it's because we have to switch tapes
22:26in order to record our um show from start to finish so we have a film i have been informed that once
22:33again the film is related to halloween i apologize that so much of the halloween stuff is coming back
22:40to back we will get back to the political issues immediately after the film uh i ask everyone to
22:45please just take a moment enjoy our film thank you to both of our candidates for pausing the debate
22:49let's go ahead and roll that and see what's up oh no the craigslist cock cutters in town terrible
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23:32No!
23:59No!
24:00Don't get off my dick!
24:01No! Don't cut off my dick!
24:08No!
24:13No!
24:19I just cut off your dick!
24:22You cut off my dick!
24:27You just cut off my dick! Well, guess what?
24:31I just cut off your dick!
24:35I just cut off your dick!
24:36You just cut off my dick!
24:37Dick dick dick! Yum yum yum!
24:39You just cut off my dick!
24:40Do you want to go get some hot dogs?
24:42You cut off my dick!
24:44Let's go get some hot dogs!
24:57Mr. Ratliff, I have worn you multiple times!
25:19Thank you very much!
25:21Thank you very much!
25:22I apologize again for all the Halloween-related material.
25:24That was far too much of it, especially right in a row.
25:26Let's get back to the debate with what I think is a fun question.
25:29Both of you sport facial hair.
25:31A question has come in from John Hess on Twitter.
25:34It says, how important do you think it is for the President to have awesome facial hair?
25:39Mr. McMillan, I'll ask you to answer first.
25:41Well, it's not about facial hair, it's about shaving.
25:45People shave in places you can't see.
25:47So I refuse to shave what you can see.
25:51So what you don't have there, I got here.
25:55So don't be embarrassed about my facial hair.
25:58I don't ask you why you didn't shave or why you didn't shave.
26:01Don't ask me the same question.
26:03I'm free in America to grow hair wherever I want to grow hair.
26:06Wherever hair grow, I let it grow.
26:08So don't look at me and say, why didn't you shave?
26:12I don't have to shave.
26:13I'm free in America.
26:14When the government started regulating me shaving, then we have a problem.
26:19I don't ask you what you have.
26:20Drop your pan.
26:21Did you shave?
26:22I think that's a fair point.
26:23Mr. Ratliff.
26:24Wow.
26:25Please.
26:26Please.
26:27I'll ask for order.
26:28Please.
26:29Let's have a sense of decorum.
26:30This is a debate.
26:31I know Mr. McMillan is an inspiring speaker.
26:33Mr. Ratliff, your answer.
26:35I just want to say before I answer the question, that really hurt my feelings.
26:36I mean, we're here in a debate and I hear everybody in the audience chanting the other
26:37guy's name.
26:38It just really makes me feel sad.
26:40I'm a human being.
26:41I have human being feelings.
26:42We're not going to disagree on this issue.
26:44I'm in favor of facial hair.
26:45I think it's been a long time since the president has sported any facial hair and I think it's
26:49time we get a beard back in the White House.
26:50I would say that if we don't have to be a beard, I'll ask for order.
26:51Please.
26:52Let's have a sense of decorum.
26:53This is a debate.
26:54I know Mr. McMillan is an inspiring speaker.
26:55Mr. Ratliff, your answer.
26:56I just want to say before I answer the question, that really hurt my feelings.
26:57I agree on this issue.
26:58I'm in favor of facial hair.
26:59I think it's been a long time since the president has sported any facial hair and I think it's
27:02time we get a beard back in the White House.
27:04I would say that if it was a woman too.
27:05If it was a beard woman, I'd be in favor of that as well.
27:08I'm not being sexist.
27:09I think when you look at a president who's clean shaven, you have to ask yourself, they're
27:13doing that every day when they should be working for the American people.
27:17Every president, they should be, they're wasting your tax dollars.
27:20You're paying for those shaves.
27:22Okay.
27:23Thank you both.
27:24And to note, to final note on that is I would have wanted to shave, but rent was too damn
27:32high.
27:33I couldn't afford a razor.
27:34Wow.
27:35And if I can respond, if I can respond to that as well.
27:41And I didn't shave because I'm 36 years old and can grow a beard.
27:46Well, gentlemen, we have more phone calls coming in.
27:49This debate is starting to light up the Lions caller.
27:50Do we have a caller on the line?
27:51Welcome to the show.
27:52How are you?
27:53Do we have a caller on the line?
27:56Hello?
27:57Yes, you're on the air with Chris Gethard, Connor Ratliff, and Jimmy Millen.
28:00How are you tonight?
28:01What's your name?
28:02My name's Brett.
28:03Brett, so what question do you have for our candidates this evening?
28:06Well, I kind of wanted to bring a little levity to the show.
28:09I wanted to know, last election there was a big controversy over what was on the candidate's iPod.
28:16So I wanted to know what's on their iPod, their music library.
28:20Okay.
28:21Mr. McMillen, what's in your music library?
28:24Well, rent is too damn high I can't afford an iPod.
28:27One.
28:28So I just listen to other people's library.
28:30I go to my computer and my old laptop, I have an iPod, an Apple computer.
28:36I don't have access to that.
28:38I let the young people and my children, I see them with it all the time, but I don't have
28:43access to the iPhone.
28:45Fair enough.
28:46Mr. Ratliff, your response.
28:47Oh, Mr. Ratliff, one of your assistants has reduced your iPod.
28:53I promise you this was not a pre-range question on any level that your quick thinking assistant
28:59did just...
29:00No, I have an iPod.
29:01It's an iPod classic.
29:02That's sound effects.
29:03Whoever is in terms of sound effects should stop.
29:05This one is not even...
29:06I don't even know if that was about Halloween.
29:08This one doesn't even make sense.
29:09But honestly, guys, let's honestly stop.
29:11I don't even know if that was about Halloween.
29:13This one sounds like it relates to an earlier question.
29:20Mr. Ratliff, let's please...
29:23I think that's the sound of an America without indoor toilets.
29:27Mr. Ratliff, your response to the question about what's on your music library.
29:31Again, I have an iPod classic.
29:33I'm very sad about the death of Steve Jobs.
29:35I think it's appropriate to have an iPod.
29:38He was an American visionary.
29:40It has 150 gigabytes.
29:43All music.
29:44I just put it on random.
29:46I have the song Yes It Is by The Beatles.
29:48Very popular beat group from England.
29:50Very popular in the 1960s.
29:52And this was a song that was a B-side when the album Help came out.
29:58And I have it in mind.
29:59I don't want to be buried in a bad cemetery.
30:03I'm sorry.
30:04I'm sorry.
30:05Don't want to lose my life again.
30:06I'm sorry.
30:07I'm done.
30:08Halloween Spectacular.
30:09Okay.
30:10Wonderful.
30:11Do we have another caller on the line?
30:13Thank you for the question, caller.
30:14Brad, I believe your name was.
30:15Do we have another caller on the line?
30:17Hello?
30:18Yes, you're on the air.
30:20Please turn down your television or computer so we don't get any feedback.
30:23All right.
30:24What's your name?
30:25Katie.
30:26What was that?
30:27Katie.
30:28Okay, Katie.
30:29Did you have a question to pose to Connor Ratliff and Jimmy McMillan tonight?
30:33Yes.
30:34I had a question and it has to do with basically all of the marital affairs that have been happening
30:43and do they think that that is a good thing for, you know.
30:49Does anyone understand what this person is talking about?
30:52Katie, your phone, I'm going to have to, I'm going to give you one more chance to ask
30:55your question.
30:56I'm going to let you know your phone seems to be pretty, a pretty horrible piece of
30:59equipment.
31:00Can you please repeat your question?
31:01You're breaking up a little bit.
31:02We'll give you one more chance.
31:04I'm so sorry.
31:05My son did witness to Congress and he won't look at them, but he realized, look at all of
31:10them, they're old too.
31:12But my son keeps voting for them over and over again.
31:15So he's just saying that, talking and telling y'all what you want to hear again.
31:19So overlook that.
31:20We're very proud of us old folks.
31:22We're very proud of the beard.
31:23But most importantly in the country we need love and dad is here to spread that love that
31:27need to be brought into the country.
31:29And we want y'all to get up and celebrate Halloween like you never celebrated before.
31:32Take off your clothes and get butt naked if you have to.
31:34Because it's on.
31:35This is 2011.
31:36Overlook what my son say.
31:39Dad is not offended.
31:41I have a question that came in over Twitter.
31:44It's very strange.
31:45I'm going to ask it only because I don't want to be the only person that knows this question.
31:49I think it's something that I want to say out loud because it's so bizarre I can't believe
31:53it's even being asked.
31:54A user named Penis Bailey has asked, if you had the option to have 17 legs would you seize
32:01the opportunity and why?
32:03Mr. McMillan I'll ask you to answer first.
32:05Yeah first of all let me get my condoms for his name before I answer that question.
32:09I don't have no condoms with me.
32:11I use impairment but for Penis I'm sorry I can't answer your question.
32:14I'm trying to cover it before I talk because you got 17 legs.
32:17Who legs are you talking about?
32:18You got a penis like that?
32:19Tell me something.
32:20I'm sure that's fair.
32:23I would say that's fair.
32:25People are now chanting Daddy.
32:26I'm sorry Penis I'm not really trying to embarrass you but you know most times penises speak
32:31out of term anyway.
32:32Fair.
32:33They all, sometimes they fail to rise to the occasion.
32:36Fair.
32:37Mr. Ratliff quickly your response.
32:40Sure I'd have 17 legs.
32:41Why not?
32:42Sounds good.
32:43The question in the...
32:46Hey!
32:47One lady is yelling my name.
32:49Okay.
32:50Connor got his first chant.
32:51It was one person.
32:52Congratulations.
32:53We have a question in the studio here.
32:54Our friend Jesse is in the studio.
32:56Jesse what did you want to ask?
32:57First of all I'd like to say Jimmy McMillan and Connor Ratliff.
33:02It is an honor.
33:03And I'd like to ask you how would you reform the budget reconciliation process?
33:08Okay.
33:09Mr. Ratliff would you like to answer first?
33:12Very quickly.
33:13We are running out of time.
33:14I'd get rid of it.
33:15Okay.
33:16The budget reconciliation private question.
33:19All of these reconciliation things.
33:21What's wrong with the country?
33:22We don't need...
33:23We need to change.
33:24We need to throw everything exists in the trash can to reform this government and start anew.
33:28You ever cheated on your girlfriend?
33:29She kicked your ass to the curb, didn't she?
33:30That's what we're going to do to this government.
33:31They play games on us and they cheat on us.
33:33We need to follow the footsteps of the women.
33:35They don't play games.
33:36When you cheat on them and you mess up, your behind is grass.
33:39The government need to be treated the same way.
33:41Kick it all to the side.
33:42Not even worth talking about it.
33:43Why?
33:44That's the same thing.
33:45That was the same answer.
33:46I just said it really quickly.
33:47Mr. Ratliff.
33:48Mr. McMillan.
33:49Please.
33:50Daddy.
33:51Mr. McMillan.
33:52People are chanting, Daddy, the nickname you have told us about tonight.
33:54Ladies and gentlemen, I believe.
33:55No, are you telling me that's that?
33:56Maybe a quick closing statement and that's it.
33:58Okay.
33:59Ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank both our candidates for being here.
34:02Mr. Ratliff, I want to give you the chance to offer one quick closing statement in support
34:06of your own campaign.
34:07Well, I don't need to make a statement.
34:10I'm going to be the president.
34:11That's the main difference.
34:12I'm going to be president.
34:13This time in November of 2012, I'll be in the White House.
34:15Jimmy McMillan will be a part of my administration.
34:17I promise you that.
34:18I'm 36 years old.
34:19That's it.
34:20It's very simple.
34:21Mr. McMillan, your closing remarks tonight.
34:24Well, I like comments when young folks make comments like, it's all about my children.
34:28I just want you all to have fun.
34:31We know what we can do.
34:33We're sick and tired of telling you what you need to hear.
34:36I don't do that.
34:37I just want you to know that, yes, I am an older guy, but I'm also letting my children
34:40know that I'm a part of the process who made the mistakes to get this country in a
34:44failed condition to send.
34:45It's why I changed the way I have and I presented myself as Jimmy McMillan, the founder of the
34:50Rent is Too Damn High Party.
34:52Okay.
34:53Wonderful.
34:54Mr. Ratliff, I'd like to thank you for being here tonight.
34:57Mr. McMillan, I'd like to thank you for being here tonight.
34:59Thank you so much.
35:00Thank you so much for the crowd for coming out, the LLC, for playing our entire crew.
35:03This has been the Great American Presidential Debate.
35:05We hope that everyone enjoyed it.
35:07I want to apologize to everyone who called in, said questions that we didn't get to.
35:12There's only so much time in the hour and we are very happy that there were so many participants.
35:15Get out there and vote next November.
35:17Please consider both of our candidates tonight.
35:19They did a wonderful job and we want to thank you for being a part of it.
35:21Give us your support.
35:22Thank you, Mr. McMillan.
35:23Give us your support.
35:25Have a great night.
35:26This is Ben, the Great American Presidential Debate.
35:28Come on up, banana man.
35:42Remember to please stand for both of our candidates.
35:46Let's have a round of applause for Conor Ratliff and Jimmy McMillan.
35:52Who do you guys think won the debate?
35:55Conor, it sounds like it.
35:58Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy.
36:06Thank you so much, thank you so much.
36:09Every child is my child.
36:11Remember that, no matter where you go.
36:13To the bathroom or you're dancing on the disco.
36:15Tell everybody, if you're once and for all, that the red is too damn high and your daddy's not going to go.
36:20Goodbye, everybody watching online.
36:34Thechrisgethershow.com.
36:35We love you guys.
36:37Sorry we couldn't get to more of your questions tonight, but we had a really great time.
36:40Mr. McMillan, Mr. Ratliff, I think you would agree.
36:42We had a great hot time here tonight.
36:43Thank you, everybody.
36:44Thank you, everybody.
36:45Yeah, baby, yeah.
36:47Great job.
36:48Yeah.
36:49Yeah.
36:50Yeah, baby, yeah.
36:51Great job.
36:52Yeah.
36:53Yeah.
36:54Yeah.
36:55Yeah.
36:56Yeah.
36:57Yeah.
36:58Yeah.
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