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00:00Come take a ride, come take a ride, with the weirdest guy, no, it's Wednesday night, it's Wednesday night, and out you did he go, the Chris Gathard Show, Chris Gathard Show, Chris Gathard Show, Chris Gathard Show, Chris Gathard Show.
00:21Thank you very much, my name's Chris Gathard, welcome to the Chris Gathard Show, hello to everybody watching on MNN, hello to everybody watching on the internet at thechrisgethardshow.com, we want to thank everybody who came out tonight, we want to thank all of us, we want to thank the LLC, we want to thank our crew, we want to thank our guests Gracie, because right off the bat I want to say thank you to all those people.
00:48This show just started 10 seconds ago, Shannon, already plagued by technical difficulties, would you agree with that?
00:55I would say it's a gift.
00:57Okay, Shannon, we'll talk to you later.
00:59We want to say again, hello, welcome to everybody, thank you for being here.
01:04Tonight we have some announcements to make, even before that, first of all, next week we're doing a show called Loser is the New Nerd, we're abandoning nerd, we're going to create, we're losers now, we're stating our claim we're losers.
01:14If you want to be on that show, send a picture of yourself holding a sign that says, I am a loser, to the email address, loseristhenewnerd, at gmail.com, you will be pictured on next week's show.
01:26In the meantime, tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we have a show that's built for me to have an anxiety attack during, I'm proud to launch what we are calling, very simply, The Blindfold Show.
01:35One, two, one, two, three, four, I can't see anything, I can't see anything, no, I can't see anything.
01:44You've got a blindfold on.
01:46Phew!
01:47Okay, thank you.
01:48This is our director, J.D. and I don't know.
01:51I didn't make your first art camera.
01:53Here's on the show, J.D., thank you so much.
01:55So let me tell you guys what's going on tonight.
01:57All of us on the panels have blindfolds.
01:59We're all going to put them on.
02:00Television's a visual medium, therefore that's a pretty bad idea.
02:03Our writers, Drew, Noah, J.D., they've coordinated all these people to come here tonight and to do things in front of the cameras while we have blindfolds on.
02:11We don't know what they're going to be.
02:12It can be anything.
02:14We'll see what happens with that.
02:16Oh, no.
02:17I know, it's anxiety-inducing, right?
02:18Bethany, how are you feeling about it?
02:20I was feeling fine, and then everyone asked me how nervous I was, and now I'm feeling nervous.
02:24Great, well, let's go ahead.
02:25Let's have you put your blindfold on.
02:26Random Andrew, welcome back to the show.
02:28How are you feeling?
02:29Yeah, I'm actually in the same boat.
02:30I was feeling good all day, and then I realized I've got to close my eyes for an hour, which is a lot longer than usual when it's not sleep.
02:36Okay.
02:37Random Andrew, let's go ahead.
02:38Let's put your blindfold on.
02:39Shannon O'Neill, how are you doing today?
02:40I'm, like, super tired, so I'm looking forward to it.
02:42I don't know.
02:43Keep panelists.
02:44I'm hearing some rustling.
02:45I don't know what it is.
02:46Someone is near me.
02:48Sounds like nerds.
02:49Yeah, I was about to say nerds.
02:49Box of nerds.
02:50It's making me uncomfortable.
02:51There's something large to my right.
02:54Now, Random Andrew, how are you feeling over there?
02:56You're in the opposite corner.
02:57Is there anything going on on your end, or are they just tormenting you?
02:59Oh, someone's shaving me.
03:01Someone's shaving me.
03:02What?
03:03Someone is trying to shave me.
03:09What is that?
03:12Or it's a vibrator or something.
03:15Somebody's putting something near me.
03:17Smells like a vibrator.
03:19Yeah, my consensus.
03:21Oh, God.
03:21This is the worst.
03:23Ugh.
03:24The battery's dying.
03:25It makes it sound grosser.
03:27All right, Rachel.
03:27Is it on your face?
03:28No, they're just hovering it.
03:30Or inches for...
03:30Oh, this is the worst.
03:32I can verbally explain something.
03:34Oh, light.
03:35Darkness.
03:36What?
03:38Rachel, who's next on the phones?
03:40Andrew from Virginia.
03:42Andrew from Virginia.
03:43Welcome to the show.
03:45Hey.
03:45How are you?
03:46I gotta apologize.
03:48I'm already really on edge, but I'll try to focus on your call as best as possible.
03:52Okay.
03:52What did you want to talk about, Andrew?
03:57I'd like to give a shout-out to Alex Proffitt and the Domineckers, but I have a question
04:02for the human fish.
04:04You have a question for the human fish?
04:06Yes.
04:06Okay, we're listening.
04:09Rock, our paper, our scissors.
04:12Rock versus paper versus scissors.
04:16Who wins?
04:17Paper.
04:18Paper.
04:19As quick as that.
04:20He didn't even have to think about that one, Andrew, from Virginia.
04:22All right, Andrew.
04:27Well, thank you so much for the call.
04:29We're going to move on.
04:30Thank God that stopped.
04:32Oh, you asshole.
04:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:34I just felt a bit of wind.
04:37Oh, God.
04:38Shannon.
04:39What is it?
04:40I don't know.
04:40I felt wind.
04:42I felt wind.
04:43What?
04:44Someone explain to me.
04:45Oh, my God.
04:46What is that?
04:47Can we reach out?
04:48Murph talking.
04:48I'm not feeling it.
04:49I'm not feeling it.
04:50Murph talking.
04:50I'm not feeling it.
04:51What is it?
04:51Shannon, what is it?
04:52That's one of those things that you smack it and it pushes air towards you.
04:55What is that?
04:56What are you talking about?
04:57It's like a cylinder thing and they like pull it like a rubber band back and it just makes
05:01a gust of air like travel 60 feet.
05:03Chris.
05:03That's what it sounds like.
05:04Yes, random Andrew, I'm listening.
05:05I have a new stool today and I feel like I'm going to fall off of it.
05:09It doesn't feel very balanced.
05:10I'll hold you.
05:11Just saying that's a thing that could occur.
05:13So, panelists, is it fair to say that none of us feel comfortable?
05:16Not at all.
05:17It's weird.
05:17It's like darkness and then light and then darkness because people walk in front of me.
05:22So, Murph, how are you doing?
05:23I'm doing all right.
05:24I'm sniffing some things out over here.
05:25You're a cool cat.
05:26You're a real cool cat.
05:27Yes, Shannon, your question.
05:29Can we reach out?
05:30Yeah, I think if people come near us, we can try.
05:32Yeah, that's what I was wondering too.
05:34That's a fair question.
05:35Let's go ahead, Rachel.
05:35Who do we have on the phone?
05:37Kyle from New York.
05:38Kyle from New York.
05:39Welcome to the show.
05:40How can we help you tonight?
05:41Hey, everybody.
05:41Just two questions.
05:43One, human fish.
05:44Fire or paper?
05:46Fire or paper.
05:47After we just heard that paper won versus rocket scissors.
05:50Fire versus paper.
05:50Human fish wins.
05:51Paper.
05:52Paper beats fire.
05:54Human fish has not learned about paper yet.
05:57Kyle, what's your other question?
06:01The other question was the young lady in the band.
06:05Where was she last week?
06:06I know you welcomed her back, but where was she?
06:08All right.
06:08So Hallie was on vacation in Mexico.
06:12We're very happy to have her back.
06:14Yeah, yeah, so much.
06:15All right, well, I just want to say thank you, guys.
06:17You guys are awesome.
06:18Give me a reason to get over the hump day every week, so thanks.
06:21Thank you, Kyle.
06:22Shannon's trying to start a rumor that Hallie went to Mexico for mysterious surgery,
06:27a la the kid from Friday Night Lights, Jason Street.
06:30Not true.
06:31Hallie, from what I understand, was just a vacation, correct?
06:33I wasn't going to say that.
06:36It was just a vacation.
06:37Okay, six extra vertebrae put in her back.
06:40Extra vertebrae.
06:41On the side.
06:43Not the truth.
06:43Flexibility?
06:44That is not the truth at all.
06:45If you can go like that a little bit more.
06:47Kyle, thank you so much for the call.
06:49Thank you, Chris.
06:49You want more calls?
06:50212-757-1393.
06:51The calls are the only thing making me feel comfortable tonight.
06:54I don't know what it is, but I'm sensing something else is happening.
06:57Yeah, I feel so.
06:59Oh, yeah!
07:00What, what, what?
07:01Someone's making fucking weird noises.
07:03That was just me out of scaredness.
07:04Really?
07:05When you're scared, you comb in your pants.
07:08Yeah, I feel like somebody's close to you.
07:09Someone's very close to me as well.
07:11Rachel, who do we have on the phones, Rachel?
07:14A smaller woman.
07:16There's a round of applause.
07:17I don't know for what.
07:19That was big.
07:20That was big.
07:22Shannon, what do you think it is?
07:23No, I don't know.
07:24Rachel, who do we have on the phones?
07:26Alyssa, Connecticut.
07:27Okay, Alyssa from Connecticut.
07:29Checking in with Alyssa.
07:32Checking in with Alyssa.
07:34It's a what's up.
07:35Now, Alyssa's a friend of ours.
07:37She calls the show.
07:37She's 16.
07:38She lives in Connecticut.
07:39And before we even get to her call, I just want to reiterate.
07:43Oh, I can't imagine what's going on.
07:45I don't know what's going on.
07:47Shannon, Shannon, before we talk to Alyssa, just...
07:50Hold on.
07:51Alyssa, before we get to you, I have to take a break.
07:52I don't know what's happening, but it's distracting our audience here.
07:56So, Alyssa, just stay on the line until this calms down.
07:58Can you guys reach out?
08:00Yeah, I reach out.
08:01Yeah, I can't.
08:01There's no one within touching distance, though.
08:04Thank you, Brian.
08:04Shannon, please don't be inappropriate to Alyssa tonight.
08:07She's a kid.
08:08She's stressed out from school.
08:10Take it easy.
08:10Alyssa, how are you?
08:11What's on your mind?
08:13I'm good.
08:17I've literally got nothing more interesting going on right now.
08:20I'm doing homework.
08:20But I thought everybody should know today I saw a TV show on Investigation Discovery
08:27about a woman who tried to steal another woman's unborn child.
08:31She tried to cut it out of her stomach?
08:33Oh, my God.
08:34Someone's so close to me, Alyssa.
08:36Alyssa, you can tell me what's happening.
08:38If you choose to, you as a caller can tell me.
08:40Now, Alyssa, you've told us in the past your obsession with Investigation Discovery.
08:44I don't know if that's appropriate for a girl your age to be so obsessed with murder.
08:47I don't know.
08:51Hello?
08:52Alyssa?
08:52Yeah?
08:55Shannon wants to say something to you.
08:57Okay.
08:59Shannon?
08:59Alyssa, when you were watching it, were you like, oh, that's a cool new way to have an abortion?
09:07Shannon, keep it classy.
09:07No, that's not my thought at all.
09:09Hey, she heard me this week.
09:10So, Alyssa, why are you so obsessed with shows about death?
09:14I don't know.
09:15Someone's touching someone.
09:16Someone shook my hand.
09:20Someone's touching my fucking legs.
09:22Yo, this is fucking weird.
09:25I just want you to know, whoever's touching me, you might get kicked.
09:29Instinctively.
09:29Alyssa, what's happening right now?
09:31I'm not telling you.
09:34Alyssa, all I do is have your back.
09:37All I do is try to protect you from Shannon.
09:39That's how you treat me in return.
09:41Oh, I can hear someone grating.
09:42Yeah, but see, you'll watch it tomorrow, and then you'll be even more terrified.
09:47Oh, gosh.
09:49All right.
09:50So, Alyssa, did the woman get the unborn baby?
09:54No, but she bought all these tools so she could take it out of the other woman.
09:59That's good.
10:00Now, Alyssa, I'm going to tell you this.
10:01If you liked that show, you would really love I Survived.
10:04Have you watched that show?
10:06I have not.
10:07It's the most terrifying show on television.
10:08You should watch it.
10:09You'd like it.
10:10All right.
10:12Watch it.
10:12Call us back next week.
10:13You're giggling because something bizarre is happening, aren't you?
10:17All right.
10:19Call us back next week.
10:20Let us know how you're doing.
10:21Let us know if you liked I Survived.
10:22Cool?
10:23All right.
10:24All right.
10:25Good night, Alyssa.
10:25Thank you for checking in.
10:28All right.
10:29I hear rustling behind us.
10:31Okay.
10:31Oh, God.
10:32I feel like this show is someone shining a light or something.
10:36Yeah, the shadows are...
10:37All right.
10:39I might fucking freak you out, man.
10:43Can we be quiet for like 10 seconds?
10:46Yeah.
10:47Let's just see how that gets us our bearings back.
10:58Oh.
10:59Oh, I hate this.
11:02I really hate...
11:03I hate this.
11:04It's a terrible step group.
11:09Oh.
11:10Oh, there's people in fucking costumes.
11:13I just touched something furry.
11:15I just reached out and touched...
11:16Oh!
11:16Oh!
11:18Oh!
11:19Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh, something just like licked me!
11:25Oh, no!
11:27Oh, no!
11:28What is that?
11:29What is it?
11:30Someone's like...
11:31If someone licks me, I'll get it back.
11:37I hate this so, so, so much.
11:40I'm such a pussy.
11:41Oh, that was a fuzzy mess.
11:43Oh, God.
11:44All right, all right, all right.
11:45Rachel, who's on the phones?
11:47Naomi, New York.
11:48Naomi from New York.
11:49Welcome to the show.
11:50How are you tonight?
11:51I'm great.
11:53That's good.
11:58Oh, no.
12:04Is that all you got?
12:06Oh, no.
12:07Someone's touching my hair.
12:08Someone's poking around.
12:12Poking and prodding.
12:13Sorry, Naomi.
12:14We're getting very distracted.
12:15Something's happening, and we don't know what.
12:16Do you know what?
12:19I'm okay.
12:20What's that?
12:21I hope you're okay.
12:22I don't want you to...
12:23This is very, very uncomfortable.
12:25So, what did you want to talk about tonight?
12:27Panelists, I'm going to ask us if we can all buckle down and focus.
12:29Give Naomi the floor.
12:31Okay.
12:32I don't know if anybody else has seen this around the internet, but there's this video of the
12:37kid called My Video for Brianna.
12:41Okay.
12:42I have not seen this video you speak of.
12:44My Video for Brianna.
12:45Yeah.
12:47Yeah.
12:47Anilis, anybody familiar with this?
12:48Oh, yeah.
12:49He's like, maybe, girl.
12:50He's swinging back and forth in a chair shirtless, reassuring his girlfriend that everything's
12:56going to be okay, but it is possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
13:00A series of them.
13:01And...
13:02And...
13:02...
13:07I know that
13:10I try to find a way to know it
13:12I won't mark
13:15This is my last day
13:18I lost one
13:21Be so good together
13:24And the minute past is slow
13:27And we'll live so comfortable
13:29So I don't know this place where I've been shown
13:37I pretend like I've been here much longer
13:43I don't know this place where I've been shown
13:49I pretend like I've been here much longer
13:55Gotta get, gotta get this shit, man
14:02Gotta get together, together
14:19I don't know this place where I've been shown
14:49Such a waste of time
14:58Too reason why
15:00When it really is what's known
15:04Let's talk about the big thing
15:09That makes me smile, think
15:12That should be so unachoyed
15:15That should be so unachoyed
15:24That should be so unachoyed
15:27That should be so unachoyed
15:28That should be so unachoyed
15:29That should be so unachoyed
15:30That should be so unachoyed
15:31That should be so unachoyed
15:32That should be so unachoyed
15:33That should be so unachoyed
15:34That should be so unachoyed
15:36That should be so unachoyed
15:37That should be so unachoyed
15:38That should be so unachoyed
15:39That should be so unachoyed
15:40That should be so unachoyed
15:41That should be so unachoyed
15:42That should be so unachoyed
15:43That should be so unachoyed
15:44That should be so unachoyed
15:45That should be so unachoyed
16:16Together.
16:46Together.
16:56Together.
16:57Together.
17:07Together.
17:19Together.
17:21Together.
17:31Together.
17:33Together.
17:35Together.
17:37Together.
17:39Together.
17:41Together.
17:42Gracie, ladies and gentlemen, member of Small Place Records, February 7th.
17:47That was great.
17:48Sounded amazing, guys.
17:49We'll have more from Gracie later in the show.
17:51In the meantime, I'd love for someone to explain what the bright lights on my fucking face are.
17:56What that's all about.
17:57Has anybody else been feeling that, panel?
17:59Nobody else has been feeling weird heat?
18:02I mean, I doubt someone farted directly into my mouth, but it was like a hot air that was
18:07coming in towards my face.
18:08So Murph, you felt the sensation of someone farting directly into your mouth.
18:11Or I hallucinated, yes.
18:12Or just hallucinating.
18:14Fair enough.
18:15Let's go back to the phones.
18:16Rachel, who do we have?
18:17Christy from Long Island.
18:18Christy from Long Island.
18:19How are you, Christy?
18:20We haven't heard from you in a while.
18:21What's up?
18:22Hey, how are you guys?
18:23Pretty good.
18:24A little on edge.
18:26So why are you guys blindfolded?
18:29We're blindfolded because that's the gimmick for the entire show tonight.
18:33Okay.
18:34I hope nothing too weird happens to you guys.
18:38Hold on one second.
18:39What was that, Christy?
18:40We couldn't hear you.
18:41It's been pretty weird so far.
18:42I couldn't hear you.
18:44I said, I hope nothing too weird happens to you guys, but it's been pretty weird so far.
18:48Yeah, yeah.
18:49Someone, I think, licked me or touched me with something wet.
18:52That was the worst for me.
18:53But now I'm straight up.
18:54People are staying away from me, man, because I'm straight up throwing haymakers.
18:57Anybody who comes near me is getting a punch thrown in their direction, Christy.
19:01Yeah.
19:02So what else did you do?
19:04I know.
19:05I know.
19:06This could, it's probably giving you like major anxiety, but I hope you like just can
19:11relax and not freak out.
19:12Well, yeah, I hope you don't punch anybody.
19:14Yeah, I mean, I hope not either because it'll be a friend of mine.
19:17That being said, if it has to go down, it's going to go down.
19:20You know what I'm saying, Christy?
19:22Yeah, I know what you're saying.
19:23What does your shirt say?
19:24Oh, I miss Horatio?
19:25It says, I miss Horatio.
19:27My old friend Horatio Sands.
19:29I miss him too.
19:30I love Horatio Sands.
19:31He's the best.
19:32He moved out to LA.
19:33More power to him.
19:34I know.
19:35But man, do I miss him around for you.
19:36I know.
19:37I know.
19:38That's just what we already said, Christine.
19:39I know you guys are good friends.
19:40I hope you visit New York again soon.
19:46Try it.
19:47Try that shit.
19:49Try that shit.
19:50Who is it?
19:51Who's near me, man?
19:52Chris, Chris, don't punch me.
19:54I'm a big fan.
19:55I have your book right here.
19:56Show what's happening.
19:57You guys got to direct Emma where to go to get that close-up of Murph.
20:01Let's go ahead.
20:02Emma looks very stressed.
20:04Emma?
20:05How are you feeling, Emma?
20:07It's just loud.
20:08I know he's scary.
20:09Loud.
20:10Emma.
20:11Scary.
20:12So is the monitor up?
20:13Man behind the plate?
20:14Monitor's up.
20:15Okay, so studio audience.
20:16Studio audience.
20:17Up.
20:18Right.
20:19Up.
20:20Right.
20:21Up.
20:22Right.
20:23To the left.
20:24Up.
20:25Up.
20:26Right.
20:27Right.
20:28Up.
20:29Up.
20:30Up.
20:31Up.
20:32Up.
20:33Up.
20:34Wow.
20:35Up.
20:37Great job.
20:39Great job, Emma.
20:40See you got Murph's close-up.
20:41Now let's go ahead.
20:42Let's make Emma pan across to the human fish and once we land on it, I'll ask the human
20:46fish what's on his mind.
20:47Left, left.
20:49Left, left.
20:51Stop!
21:02Good!
21:03No whammy, no whammy.
21:04Alright, human fish, what's on your mind?
21:06Jokers Wild versus Wild Hogs.
21:10Jokers Wild versus Wild Hogs.
21:15Human fish, who wins?
21:16Wild Hogs!
21:18Wild Hogs!
21:19Wow!
21:20Didn't see that one coming, Fish.
21:21Didn't see that one coming.
21:22Great job, Emma.
21:23Good job, Emma.
21:24Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Studio 2 of the biggest celebrities we've ever had.
21:30Oh, come on.
21:31No, I'm gonna miss it.
21:36Who is it?
21:46Who is it?
21:49Someone who smokes.
21:55This is frustrating.
21:58What is going on?
22:00What is going on?
22:16What is going on?
22:18Did you hit the ball?
22:20Yo, are the mufflers here?
22:22They stand and wait in the clear there.
22:28Soon the water ripples catch their eye.
22:32And the ladies push and breathe a sigh.
22:36On a lily pad, all dressed in white, he appears there.
22:42And then he buggies up and down and shuffles right.
22:47Slips and splashes in the blue light.
22:50Alligators put their teeth so bright.
22:53Smile and sway there.
22:55Sway there.
22:56And soon the moons are joining in the jamboree.
23:01And everybody's happy just like me.
23:05Watch him dance on that board.
23:09It's the disco frog.
23:11Ticket!
23:12Ticket!
23:13Ticket!
23:14Ticket!
23:15Ticket!
23:16Ticket!
23:21Thank you for your appearance, whoever you were.
23:27Whoever you just were, thank you.
23:29Are you still there?
23:31Studio audience, was that impressive?
23:33Yeah!
23:35Okay.
23:36So that was a legit celebrity.
23:38Yeah!
23:40I guess I'll watch it on the archive tomorrow.
23:43Let's go ahead, Rachel.
23:44Who do we have on the line?
23:46Steve from Boston.
23:48Steve from Boston.
23:49Welcome to the show.
23:50How are you?
23:51Special guest, man.
23:52I'm fucking high as balls right now.
23:53And those guys worth their shit.
23:54Nah, man.
23:55Everybody's doing good.
23:56Chang, listen.
23:57I like you, dude.
23:58Chang, I think you're a good dude.
23:59I threw my mind.
24:01Chang, I think you're a good dude.
24:02So yeah, provided and peace.
24:04What are you on tonight, Chang?
24:07What are you messing with?
24:08Chang, yeah.
24:09What are you messing up?
24:10What are you messed up with tonight, Chang?
24:11Oh.
24:13What do you mean?
24:14Like, drug wise?
24:15Yeah.
24:16All of it.
24:17Oh.
24:18Well, I had NyQuil and I like to mix that with Red Bull.
24:20And then I have a little bit of OxyContin
24:22and I just folded some bong rips of that herb.
24:25Yo, Chang, you need to chill the fuck out.
24:29OxyContin, Red Bull, NyQuil and bong rips?
24:31Well, Chang, hang in there, man.
24:33You and me, we'll email soon.
24:34It's like a Mexican vacation.
24:35All right, man.
24:36Well, great call tonight.
24:37Good talking to you.
24:38And we'll email more soon, okay?
24:40We'll email more soon.
24:41Me and you.
24:44Chang, I gotta go.
24:47I'm gonna ask all our tormentors to chill out
24:49because right now we have to welcome them back to the stage.
24:52Remember, February 7th, their new record's out,
24:54Small Plate Records.
24:55Ladies and gentlemen, let's give another warm welcome
24:57to the one, the only.
24:58Welcome back, Gracie, ladies and gentlemen.
25:08This is another song for Fish.
25:10Geomester Party.
25:17Take care.
25:24Turn off, bras.
25:26I'm doing dinner for this week.
25:33Thanks again.
25:35There we go.
25:37There we go.
26:07Make it more and more
26:10And when you get there
26:13I promise you will stay
26:16A little bit more
26:18Don't head down
26:19No more
26:22Just a little more
26:25A little more
26:27Just a little more
26:28A little more
26:30Just a little more
26:31A little more
26:33Just a little more
26:34It waits alone
26:37I should have known
26:40That you would stay gone
26:43I know that
26:46It waits alone
26:49I should have known
26:52That you would stay gone
26:55To you
27:04To you
27:06To you
27:07To me
27:07To you
27:08To you
27:09To you
27:10To you
27:23Let's see it, let's see it
27:45Let's see it, let's see it
27:52Every time he wants it, something always got in the way
28:10You and me are cause you'll always be the same
28:16It waits alone, I should have known that she would say no
28:25I know that it waits alone, I should have known that she would say no
28:37To you
28:39Let's go
29:49Any of the terror inflicted by the people messing with us, the physical sensation is not pleasant for you.
29:54Yeah, I just feel like my eyes are even more tired than they already are.
29:56Okay, now Murph, as far as birthdays go, how does this one rank in?
30:00This is a fun birthday.
30:01A fun birthday, that's good.
30:02I like to, uh...
30:05A puppy just puke or something?
30:11Do we have time for a call, Rachel? Who's on the phone?
30:16Sober Jackie in New York.
30:18Sober Jackie from New York. Sober Jackie, how are you?
30:21Good, how are you?
30:22I'm good, good to hear from you. How's everything going?
30:25Good. Um, I thought I would be helpful this evening.
30:30Um, I want to say happy birthday to Murph.
30:33Yes, happy Murph Day, indeed.
30:35Uh, and, uh, that thing that you thought was a hot dog, I think it was a sausage.
30:40It was a sausage.
30:41Well, we were wrong on that. Thank you for letting us know.
30:43So you're willing to spill the beans and fill us in on the things that have happened so far tonight?
30:48Uh, I'm seeing things through a new light this evening. Everything is really clear.
30:53Okay.
30:54Who are the celebrities?
30:55Yeah, who are the celebrities?
30:56Oh, don't tell. No.
30:57Now, people in the studio are yelling, don't tell, but you can spoil it for them if you want to, Jackie.
31:01That's up to you.
31:03No, I'll, uh, some things are better left unsaid.
31:07What?
31:08Okay, now, Random Andrew, do you have any guesses as to who those celebrities were?
31:11Uh, no.
31:16Well, Random Andrew, great contribution to the evening.
31:19I feel like it's better left, like, I feel like it's going to be a celebrity who's done something really wrong.
31:24Like, maybe one's OJ.
31:26Something wrong.
31:27Yeah, it just seems like there's, like, because nobody really clapped when the celebrity came,
31:31and then they're like, it's better left unsaid.
31:33So I feel like this is a controversial person.
31:35OJ, seriously?
31:37I think they did clap when they came.
31:39I didn't, but I feel like I would have heard, like, uproars of clapping when, like, a celebrity walks in.
31:44Well, I think if it was OJ Simpson, people would have run.
31:47That's true.
31:48So, that, don't worry.
31:49So, Jackie, anything else you want to talk about?
31:52Uh, no, that's all.
31:53Good luck.
31:53Have a good night.
31:54Cool.
31:54And I hope to see you next week.
31:56Great hearing from you, Jackie.
31:57We'll talk to you very soon.
31:59Great, great talking to you.
32:00I've lost hearing.
32:02What do you mean?
32:03How have you lost hearing?
32:04I'm hearing beautiful music.
32:04Yeah, I hear music.
32:05I don't hear music.
32:06I hear a little bit of music.
32:08I hear nothing.
32:09I'm out.
32:09It's like earphone music.
32:11Rachel, who's on the phones?
32:12Uh, Gabe from New York.
32:13Gabe from New York.
32:14Welcome to the show.
32:16Hey, thanks.
32:16Can I make a quick request?
32:18Sure, you can make a request.
32:19Stay awake.
32:22Just in here you're breathing.
32:25What could possibly be happening?
32:27Why don't you smile when we're sleeping?
32:30It's karaoke on the two.
32:32Why don't you smile when we're sleeping?
32:35I could spend my life.
32:38Let me just please surrender.
32:43Ow!
32:43I like that we do this.
33:03I don't want to close my eyes.
33:06I don't want to fall asleep because I miss you, babe.
33:11And I don't want to miss a thing.
33:14Because even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do.
33:21I still miss you, babe.
33:23And I don't want to miss a thing.
33:26Ow!
33:28I don't want to miss one smile.
33:31We're going to keep going.
33:32I don't want to miss one kiss.
33:35I just want to be with you, but I'm here with you.
33:40How long are we going to sing?
33:43Joke is over.
33:44Even you're laughing.
33:44I don't want to close my eyes.
33:47I don't want to close my eyes.
33:52Joke's over.
33:54I don't want to miss one kiss.
33:57I don't want to miss one kiss.
33:59I don't want to miss one kiss.
34:01I don't want to miss one kiss.
34:06Yeah, come on.
34:08End it.
34:09There's only so much time in the show.
34:11What?
34:13It's the night of the street.
34:15That's the end of the show?
34:17I don't believe it.
34:17Ladies and gentlemen, that has been the Chris Gethard Show.
34:20I don't believe it.
34:20It's a blindfold show.
34:21I got to do it just in case.
34:22Good night.
34:23Thank you all so much.
34:24We'll be back next week.
34:25Remember, loser is the new nerd at gmail.com.
34:28Send us a picture of yourself on the side that says,
34:30I'm a loser, be a part of things.
34:32We're going to go big with this one.
34:34Thank you so much to Gracie for performing.
34:36Thanks for everybody showing up at 24 minutes with us.
34:38To the panel for putting up with us.
34:39Thanks to our studio audience for being here.
34:42Thanks to the LLC.
34:43As always, we really want to thank everybody that helps make the show happen.
34:46I think we got big things ahead of us in 2012.
34:48How do you feel, Shannon?
34:49I think so, right?
34:51I also don't think this is the end of the show.
34:53I'm going out to California tomorrow.
34:56Make it happen, Shannon.
34:58Guys, get some gold.
34:59Make it happen, make it happen.
35:00I'm not gold.
35:01Can we take our blindfolds off?
35:03I don't know.
35:03We will be told, Noah and Dredo,
35:05Carlos, will we take our blindfolds off?
35:09I don't know, don't take it off, dude.
35:11You want to miss you, baby?
35:13You're the audience.
35:14Are you here?
35:16Not one person.
35:18Come on.
35:19Hello?
35:19Hello?
35:20Hello?
35:20Hello?
35:20Hello?
35:21Hello?
35:22Hello?
35:22Hello?
35:23Hello?
35:23Hello?
35:24Hello?
35:25Hello?
35:26Hello?
35:27Hello?
35:28Hello?
35:39You can take your blindfolds off, guys.
35:41We can take our blindfolds off.
35:46Yes?
35:47Yes?
35:47Yes.
35:48Oh, that's not worse.
35:50Oh, that's the worst.
35:51That's disoriented.
35:58Thank you, everybody.
36:05All right, Chris, make it up on the live stream.
36:07What the fuck is that?
36:08What the fuck?
36:09What the fuck?
36:10What the fuck?
36:12Live stream.
36:15Stay okay.
36:17Ladies and gentlemen, live stream.
36:18Thank you for watching the show.
36:19This was a real fun one.
36:21Although awful, awful, also awful.
36:23Thank you so much for being a part of it.
36:25LosersTheNewNerd at gmail.com.
36:27We're going to make it happen.
36:28All right.
36:29Happy birthday, Merv.
36:30Thank you, everybody.
36:36That was fun, right?
36:37Yeah.
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