00:00How do you know if your first date didn't go well?
00:01Now this should be easy enough to figure out, but since you're here anyways,
00:04I'm going to go over the top 10 ways to figure out if your date went to shit.
00:08So let's go.
00:12How do you know if your first date didn't go well?
00:14Number one, she leaves early.
00:16If you're at a coffee shop and your date excuses yourself to go to the washroom,
00:20but when she gets back, she's like, oh my, look at the time.
00:22I really better get going.
00:24It's only been like half an hour or 45 minutes or even an hour.
00:26Then you can be pretty sure your date didn't go well.
00:28Number two, you go in for a kiss and her head starts bobbing around like one of those bobbly head dolls.
00:32Number three, you follow up with a text message to set up another date
00:35and you immediately hear sad music and see a tumbleweed rolling by, aka she ghosted you.
00:40Number four, she leans back, crosses her arms and just expresses pure boredom
00:45as she stares at you counting the time passed by.
00:48Number five, she looks at her phone the whole time.
00:50Now if somebody's looking at their phone, they're probably not very interested in you,
00:53but it also can just be a sign of rudeness.
00:55I had this happen on one date and I just said, hey, you could either be with me or your phone.
00:59She put her phone away and the date actually ended up going pretty good.
01:02But normally speaking, she's probably not that interested in you if she's looking at your phone.
01:05Number six, she says, you are a great friend.
01:08Number seven, she doesn't cooperate.
01:10She shows up for your date.
01:11You say, hey, I got this great place we're going to go to right now.
01:13Go grab a coffee there.
01:15And she just refuses to cooperate.
01:16She complains about everything and she just doesn't like any of your ideas.
01:19Well, if she's not allowing you to lead, your date's going to be going nowhere.
01:22Number eight, along the same lines as number seven, but she argues with you about everything.
01:27Somehow you end up talking about abortion and the death penalty and you end up telling her
01:31that you're a pro-death penalty for fetuses and she just walks out.
01:36So that date's not going to go anywhere.
01:38Number nine, every time you ask a question, you get a one-word answer.
01:41Now sure, maybe you're not the greatest conversationalist,
01:43but at least most people will try and fill in some details.
01:46But if every single question you ask her ends up with a one-word answer,
01:50then there's your answer for how the date's going.
01:52Number 10, she tells you about her guy problem.
01:54She basically uses you as her gay best friend and she's telling you about all the other guys
01:58she's sleeping with, which isn't you.
02:00So that's not too hard to figure out.
02:01Anyways, I could keep going, but this is only a top 10 list.
02:04When you look at the time, it's getting late and I, you know, I really got to get home.
02:07And anyways, it was great.
02:09It's nothing to do with you.
02:10I'll get in touch with you.
02:11I'll contact you.
02:12All right.
02:13See ya.
02:13I'll see you next time.
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