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00:00To be continued...
00:23Oh noble Prince, your secret note of love has won my heart.
00:28The castle of my body is yours by right of conquest.
00:33Come, let your tongue dive into the molt of my mouth
00:39and let your hands take possession of the ramparts of my plumpies.
00:44For I am yours.
00:46And yours alone.
00:49And I'm yours!
00:51Edward! I thought you your brother!
00:55Ow!
00:57Ow!
00:58Ow!
00:59Ow!
01:00Ow!
01:04Ow!
01:05Ow!
01:06Ow!
01:07Ow!
01:09Ow!
01:10In 1492,
01:39after the death of Randolph XII of Saxony
01:42and the collapse of the Treaty of Insects,
01:44Europe was in disarray.
01:46Kingdoms rose and fell.
01:48Borders, even languages, changed.
01:50Men were killed by their own side
01:52and women raped by soldiers of up to seven different nations of England.
02:00The courts of Europe throbbed with activity,
02:02and none more so than England.
02:05The Swiss are always cowards.
02:08They've backed the victory.
02:10The Swiss have invaded France.
02:15Excellent!
02:17Wessex!
02:19Take 10,000 troops and pillage Geneva!
02:22But the Swiss are our allies, my lord.
02:24Oh, yes.
02:25Well, get them to dress up as Germans, will you?
02:29Chiswick!
02:30Remind me to send flowers to the King of France
02:32in sympathy for the death of his son.
02:34The one you had murdered, my lord.
02:35Yes, that's the fellow.
02:36Father!
02:37My lord!
02:38Will you get away from me!
02:41Harry, the gentle art of diplomacy.
02:45But you know where the real secret of diplomacy lies, don't you, my boy?
02:49Well, actually, I don't, Father.
02:50But I would like to know.
02:51There!
02:55Are you sure?
02:56I can't imagine anything of any real interest down there.
02:58Let me explain.
02:59What's that for?
03:01Well, a couple of things.
03:02Correct!
03:03And what of those things is?
03:04Best not mentioned, really.
03:06Right!
03:07And the other is fornication.
03:09And without fornication, there is no marriage.
03:12And without marriage, there is no diplomacy.
03:14Oh, I see!
03:16Very good.
03:17Come on.
03:18Let me explain further.
03:19You see, my boy, I have decided to ally to a nation most threatening to France.
03:24The answer, of course, is, you see, Spain.
03:27And the best way to cement an alliance, of course, is marriage.
03:31Therefore, I have decided that you shall marry the Spanish Infanta.
03:36Oh, congratulations, your lord.
03:38Oh, come on.
03:39Actually, I don't think I can.
03:42Yes, sir.
03:45What?
03:47Why not?
03:48Well, I am already engaged.
03:50What?
03:51Who to, boy?
03:52Princess Leia of Hungary.
03:54And the Grand Duchess Ursula of Brandenburg.
03:57And Queen Beowulfa of Iceland.
03:59And Countess Caroline of Luxembourg.
04:02Bertha of Flanders.
04:03Bertha of Brussels.
04:04Bernard of Saxe-Coburg.
04:05And Jezebel of Staten.
04:07No.
04:08No, no, no.
04:09Sorry.
04:10That should be Bertha of Saxe-Coburg.
04:12And Jeremy of Istone.
04:15Damn!
04:16Damn!
04:17Damn!
04:18Damn!
04:19But if I haven't got a son to marry her, then the whole plan falls apart.
04:24Your Majesty.
04:25Yes?
04:26You do have another son, my lord.
04:30What?
04:31What?
04:34By God.
04:35Of course.
04:36You're right.
04:37The slimy one.
04:38What's his name?
04:39Edmund, my lord.
04:40Yes.
04:41Osman.
04:42Osman can marry the infanter.
04:45Yes, sir.
04:46Then, with the Spanish alliance, we can massacre both the Swiss and the French.
04:51And zwar!
04:52By dividing their forces into two.
04:54Yes, sir!
04:55Reverbably their top halves from their bottom half!
05:10Morning, my lord.
05:11Morning, my lord.
05:12Morning.
05:16My god, what's happened to your neck?
05:18Well, they're love bites.
05:19More like dog bites to me.
05:20Well, yes.
05:21Yes, he was.
05:22A bit of an animal.
05:23Oh, yes.
05:24Fight to the death, eh?
05:25Oh, yes.
05:26Well, as my tutor old bubble face used to say, make love and be merry, for tomorrow you
05:31may catch some disgusting skin disease.
05:33Actually, I'd be prepared to swear those were dog bites.
05:35They are not dog bites.
05:36They are not dog bites.
05:37She was very attractive.
05:38Yeah.
05:39A shiny coat, wet nose, fair eyes.
05:40No, Baldrick.
05:42It was a woman, I'm just a man.
05:43And a little bit of an animal.
05:44And a bit of an animal.
05:45Oh, yes.
05:46Fight to the death, eh?
05:47Oh, yes.
05:48Well, as my tutor old bubble face used to say, make love and be merry, for tomorrow you
05:49may catch some disgusting skin disease.
05:50Actually, I'd be prepared to swear those were dog bites.
05:52They are not dog bites.
05:54She was very attractive.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Shiny coat, wet nose, clear eyes.
05:59No, Baldrick.
06:00It was a woman.
06:02a woman. Right now that's sorted out. Percy, what are we up to today?
06:17Well my lord, first I thought that you and I might get out of prison.
06:25And actually I think Baldrick may have a point there. They do look rather like dog bites.
06:28They say, yes, all right, all right, all right, they're dog bites, they're dog bites. I got bitten by a dog. A woman pushed me up a rampart because she thought I'm so hideously ugly and I got ravaged by a rabid dog.
06:37Does that service, my lord? Yes, my lord, yes. Good, excellent, good, right? Yes, Percy, you were saying?
06:46Right, my lord. Well, I thought that we might, so it wasn't a woman. No, it was a dog, it was a dog, it was a bloody great dog.
06:54Right, my lord. Of course, Harry gets all the women, doesn't he?
06:57Shut up. I never want to hear women mentioned in my company again.
07:01What about dogs? Or dogs. Shut up.
07:04I never want to see a woman again. If any woman wants to talk to me, you can warn her.
07:10The black adder is a venomous reptile and women are his prey.
07:17Enter!
07:19Unless you're a woman, in which case, prepare to be thrown out of the window with your dog.
07:23My lord, I bring a message.
07:26Yes, obviously, you're a messenger.
07:29You are engaged to be married to the Infanta Maria of Spain.
07:34My lord, I bring a message. You are engaged...
07:37Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
07:40Now, come on, get out.
07:42Get...
07:43Get out!
07:44Out!
07:45Out!
07:47Out!
07:51Well, boys, did you hear that?
07:54No.
07:55I am to marry the Infanta of Spain.
07:59Yes, my lord.
08:00Tell I, good.
08:01Tell I...
08:01What?
08:02The black adder is a venomous...
08:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:07This is no ordinary woman, Percy.
08:11This is a beautiful royal princess.
08:15Just imagine what the Spanish Infanta must be like.
08:21In Spanish, it means
08:44Welcome to our castle
08:45I hope you find the drains to your satisfaction
08:48Well, here you are
08:49I've jotted it down for you
08:50Should help you break the ice with the infanta
08:52Oh, by the way, I don't think you know the Countess Caroline of Luxembourg
08:56No, how do you do, young lady?
09:01Well, good luck
09:02Bienvenue à notre château, Caroline
09:04Luxembourg
09:06Ha!
09:07My God, have you ever seen anyone so obviously seething with jealousy?
09:11No, I haven't
09:12Seethe, seethe, seethe
09:13If he goes on seething like that much longer, he'll turn into a seethe
09:16Baldrick
09:18What are you talking about?
09:20My Lord
09:20Yes, what is it?
09:22You know, they do say that the infanta's eyes are more beautiful than the famous Stone of Galveston
09:27Hmm
09:28What?
09:31The famous Stone of Galveston, my Lord
09:34And what's that exactly?
09:37Well, it's a famous blue stone
09:40And it comes
09:42From Galveston
09:45And what about it?
09:50Well, my Lord, the infanta's eyes are bluer than it for a start
09:52I see
09:53I see
09:53And have you ever seen this stone?
09:57No
09:57Not as such, my Lord
09:59But I know a couple of people who have and they say it's very, very bluey
10:03Gee
10:03And have these people seen the infanta's eyes?
10:06No, I shouldn't think so, my Lord
10:07And neither have you, presumably
10:09Oh, my Lord
10:10So what you're telling me, Percy, is that something you have never seen is slightly less blue than something else
10:17You have never seen it
10:19Yes, my Lord
10:23Percy, in the end, you were about as much less to me as a blue in the head
10:28An affliction with which you must be familiar, never actually having had a break
10:33Hello
10:34Hello
10:35Hello
10:35Here I am, awaiting the arrival of the most beautiful, ravishing...
10:40Hello
10:40Look, leave me alone, will you? I'll try to talk to someone
10:42While you're whittling away like a pox-ridden moorhead
10:47Amor me
10:48You are the true love of my life, my love, my love
10:51What?
10:52This isn't from you
10:53The sorti approach
10:54Someone, you
10:55You are the only one for me, I merely want to hug and kiss you
10:58Oh, I am the infanta
11:02What?
11:03No one told me you had a beard
11:04Must be Jeremy of Estonia
11:07No, I am the infanta
11:09Well, absolutely
11:10What?
11:11I have waited for this moment all my life
11:20Your nose is smaller than I expected
11:26I have suffered very similar disappointment
11:30Amor me, amor me
11:34My love, my love
11:35Your lips, I like
11:47It is the rest of your body I wish to find out more about
11:54Ha, ha, ha!
12:00If you want to get out, I'll slip that in your head.
12:03My lord, news.
12:04What?
12:05The Spanish infant has arrived.
12:06Ah, good news.
12:07Soon we will have Spain in our grip.
12:09My lord, news.
12:10What?
12:11The king of France sends his greetings.
12:12Ah, good news.
12:13My diplomacy triumphs.
12:15My lord, no.
12:16What?
12:17Lord Wessex is dead.
12:18Ah!
12:20This news is not so good.
12:23Pardon, my lord?
12:24I like it not.
12:24Bring me some other news.
12:26Pardon, my lord?
12:27I like not this news.
12:29Bring me some other news.
12:30Yes, my lord.
12:36My lord, news.
12:37What?
12:38Lord Wessex is not dead.
12:39Ah, good news.
12:41Let there be joy and celebration.
12:43Let jubilation reign.
12:44Yes, my lord.
12:45Oh, yes.
12:46And tell Osmund that the father strengthened ties with Spain,
12:50he marries tomorrow.
12:51Yes, my lord.
12:51Shizik?
12:55Fresh horses!
13:02My god, in 24 hours, I'll be married to a walrus.
13:07Lord, you can't just knock her out, you know?
13:09Well, you may be right.
13:13But that's it, Homer, for at least a minute.
13:16Wait a moment, my lord.
13:18I think I may have a plan to get you out of this marriage.
13:22Yes, but it's a stupid plan, Percy, let's face it.
13:26Oh, well, yes, yes, maybe you're right.
13:28But tell me what it is anyway.
13:30Oh, no, actually, I don't think I'll bother, my lord.
13:33Oh, please, please, tell me what your plan is.
13:35Please tell me, please tell me.
13:38All right.
13:39Well, I go along to the Infanta's room
13:42and tell her that you've gone mad.
13:46She comes to the door
13:47and you meet her disguised as a little pig.
13:54There.
13:55This is the coming.
13:57Instead of saying, oink, oink,
14:00you say,
14:03moo.
14:07Then?
14:07Well, then, she'll know you're mad
14:11and leave.
14:15Oh!
14:16It's your right, Percy.
14:16It's in the pocket.
14:17My lord.
14:19What?
14:20I also have a plan.
14:23Yes?
14:23Why not make her think you prefer the company of men?
14:27I do, Paul Brick, I do.
14:28No, no, my lord.
14:29I mean, um...
14:30The, uh, intimate company of men.
14:34You don't mean like the Earl of Doncaster.
14:44I mean just like the Earl of Doncaster.
14:48That great radish.
14:50That steaming great left footer.
14:53The Earl of Doncaster, Balbrick,
14:55has been riding side-saddle since he was 17.
14:59Who would marry the Earl of Doncaster?
15:01Well, no one would...
15:03No one would marry the Earl of Doncaster.
15:08Except perhaps...
15:09The Duke of Beaufort.
15:13What are we going to do?
15:14Well, first we've got to get you looking right.
15:16Right.
15:16We just need to, uh, drape something effeminate
15:18round your shoulders.
15:20Either of the Beaufort twins should do.
15:22Right.
15:30Perfect.
15:31Now, all you need to do is practice with Percy.
15:36Practice what?
15:39Presentation, my lord.
15:40You stand over here.
15:42And, my lord, just there.
15:44Right, now, Percy,
15:47Lord Edmund is going to try and make himself, uh,
15:50attractive to you.
15:53Attractive.
15:54You know, like, like the Earl of Doncaster.
15:57Good lord.
15:59Oh, well, fair enough.
16:02No, no, you act normal.
16:04I'm the Earl of Doncaster.
16:06It's me.
16:08Right, right.
16:11Go.
16:11Go.
16:22Oh, my God, this is impossible.
16:41I can't do this.
16:42Never mind.
16:43I've got a couple more things might help.
16:45Oh, Percy.
16:46Percy, what am I going to do?
16:47Well, perhaps we could try and strike up a conversation.
16:52Right.
16:53Um.
16:55Hello there.
16:58Uh.
16:59Hello.
17:01How are you?
17:02I'm fine.
17:03Have you heard?
17:05Prince Edmund's going to marry the Spanish Infanta.
17:08No, he dumb well isn't.
17:09And anyone has said that I'm going to get away.
17:11You hear me?
17:13Oh.
17:13Oh.
17:15Yes, that's the kind of thing.
17:16Look out.
17:23Here she comes.
17:27Morning, Doncaster.
17:30Chiswick.
17:31Take this to the Queen of Naples.
17:33What is it, my lord?
17:34The King of Naples.
17:35The Queen of Naples.
17:35Queen of Naples.
17:38Right.
17:39Quick.
17:40Quick.
17:42Oh, my God.
17:44Ah.
17:44Some, uh, lark for the stag party, what?
17:48Um.
17:49Yes.
17:50Yes, that's right.
17:51I don't think you've met the Grand Duchess Ursula of Brandenburg.
17:55I don't.
17:56How do you do, Ursula?
17:58Actually, I wanted to have a word with you about my speech at the wedding feast.
18:01I thought perhaps I'd go for a fruit motif.
18:04Yes.
18:05Something like, uh, it is with extraordinary pleasure that we welcome you.
18:09Uh, may you be the apple of your husband's eye.
18:13And may he, in turn, cherries you.
18:18Cherish, you see.
18:20Oh.
18:21Even though it's an oranged marriage.
18:25What do you think?
18:29Brilliant.
18:29Quite, quite brilliant.
18:31Yes, I thought it was rather good.
18:32I'm hoping to squeeze in a banana by the end of the day.
18:36Welcome to my food.
18:37It's a sloth.
18:40Okay, my lord.
18:41This is it.
18:47Oh, mother, for Christ's sakes, what do you want?
18:50Oh, nothing, nothing.
18:52What?
18:53This, this, this, this, this.
18:59Oh.
18:59Oh, I embrace and I love you utterly.
19:16What?
19:18Oh, what a love this must be that you dress like a Spanish man to delight me.
19:26Come on, Rick.
19:28Que amor, que amor.
19:30What a love, what a love, what a love.
19:32What a love, you fool.
19:34Oh, look at the two love birds.
19:37One love bird and one love elephant.
19:40It's almost as if they were married already.
19:43What did you say?
19:45It's almost as if you were married already.
19:48That's what I thought you said.
19:52Boys.
19:53It's my little circle.
19:53Oh, I think I have another bird.
19:57Oh!
19:58Oh!
19:59Oh!
20:00Oh!
20:01Oh!
20:02Oh!
20:03Oh!
20:04Oh!
20:05Oh!
20:06Hi-yah!
20:07Huh!
20:27Percy, is she the best you can do?
20:36I mean, I am marrying the woman.
20:38Yes, I know, but it's only for a couple of days, isn't it?
20:41Ah, yes, that's true.
20:43Come on, hurry up, Father!
20:45Yes, yes, very well.
20:47We are gathered here, O gracious Lord, to bear witness at very short notice
20:53to the marriage of these two God-fearing Christians, Edmund Duke of Edinburgh and Tully Applebottom.
21:03Is that right?
21:04Oh, yes, that's right.
21:06Whoever would have thought it.
21:08The Duke of Edinburgh, consumed with passion, whisks away little Tully.
21:17Shut up!
21:18Come on!
21:19Get up with it, Father!
21:20For goodness sake!
21:21Very well.
21:22Are you, uh, Edmund Duke of Edinburgh?
21:24No, I'm a bowl of soup.
21:28Come on, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
21:30And are you Miss Tully Applebottom?
21:33Mrs.
21:34Mrs.
21:35Ah, Mrs.
21:36Ah.
21:40Uh...
21:42Well, never mind!
21:44Get on with it, Father!
21:45Come on!
21:46Yes, but surely...
21:47Look, the church is never going to progress with this and just a bit adaptable!
21:50Yes, but this is most unusual!
21:52Well, though, mind you, hasn't the church always dealt with the unusual?
21:56Uh, the miracle with the fishes, for example?
21:59Uh, we continue.
22:00So, no one knows any cause or just impediment why these persons may not be joined together in holy matrimony.
22:05No!
22:06No!
22:07No!
22:08No!
22:09No!
22:10No!
22:11No!
22:12No!
22:13No!
22:14No!
22:15No!
22:16No!
22:17No!
22:29No!
22:30Oh, Smith, I called about the ducking stool, Father.
22:33Mr. Abelbotten, I was just wondering whether I could possibly have a temporary arrangement with your good lady.
22:40I only need her for a very short stint.
22:44Look, look, you stupid pedant. All I want to do is marry your wife.
22:50Oh, that was the Duke of Edinburgh, you know.
22:55No, that would be the Earl of Doncaster.
23:00Oh, well, this is nice.
23:07Hablamos un poco de cosas de mujeres.
23:09To have a little talk about a lady's things.
23:12Oh, sÃ, los dos solas.
23:14Just the two of us.
23:16SÃ, bueno.
23:18Señora, hábleme de los hombres ingleses.
23:21So tell me, Mrs. Queen, about Englishmen.
23:25Oh, well, they spend most of their time with animals, you know, and with other men.
23:31But, oh, when they do come to the women, they only want one thing.
23:36And what is that?
23:40Well, it's a kind of pudding.
23:43Maybe bread and butter and raisins.
23:45And, of course, the other thing.
23:50And what is the other thing?
23:54Oh, well, custard.
23:57Crema.
24:03Edmundo, ¿qué tal es?
24:05Now, Edmund, what's he like?
24:08Like?
24:08Well, I told you, this pudding.
24:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:12En la cama.
24:13Now, what's he like in bed?
24:17Oh, oh, in bed.
24:20Well, in bed, he likes hot milk with just a bit of cinnamon.
24:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:26What is he like?
24:34Well, it's like a little rabbit, really.
24:38It's really beautiful.
24:39Good day.
24:39Oh, no, no, no.
24:43Oh, mamma, cuando le quiero.
24:46Oh, mammy, mammy, how much I love you.
24:51I would never have believed that my stag party would be like this.
24:58The most depressing night of my life.
25:04Well, my lord, at least you can take solace from one thing.
25:07What's that?
25:08I'll be pretty sure your wife's a virgin.
25:10Well, at least there are no living witnesses to the contrary.
25:16If she wasn't, we might still stand a chance.
25:20Officially, you've still got to be a virgin.
25:22Right.
25:23What, my lord?
25:29Oh, no.
25:34No.
25:36No.
25:37Yes.
25:39Yes.
25:39Yes.
25:43Please, my lord, I'd like you to reconsider.
25:45Walvick.
25:46If there was any other way, you know I'd take it.
25:49But I'll die in there.
25:50Don't worry.
25:51We'll give you a hero's funeral.
25:53Bury you at sea.
25:55Say you died in combat with an enemy vessel.
25:57There we are.
26:00Go on, in you go.
26:02Little boy with big job to do.
26:05Go on, Percy.
26:06Get the king.
26:07Edmondo.
26:32Edmondo.
26:33Oh, Edmond, my love.
26:41My lord, your majesty.
26:43What?
26:45I bring the gravest of news.
26:48What?
26:50Have our armies on the Rhine been slaughtered to a man?
26:52And their heads cut off?
26:54And melted cheese poured down their nostrils
26:56in the traditional Swiss manner?
26:58No, my lord.
26:59Don't hold back, please, my little world.
27:06How do you make the news of a Russian royal family
27:09who's taken the bison due to their excessive winter clothing
27:12and hunted down, chopped to pieces,
27:14and eaten as little sweets by Mongolian bandits?
27:18No, my lord.
27:19Help!
27:20Securo.
27:23Well, what then?
27:25My lord,
27:27the Spanish Infanta
27:29is not a virgin.
27:31Oh.
27:32Oh, yes, I know that.
27:34My lord.
27:35Her uncle told me.
27:36Again, please.
27:38We took five hundred off the dowry because of it.
27:41But I thought...
27:42Only one of you has to be a virgin?
27:48Anything else?
27:49Nice.
27:50Ha, ha, ha.
27:51I don't know.
27:52Oh, yes.
27:52Oh, yes.
28:08Oh, yes.
28:10Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of our Lord
28:25to witness the marriage of two God-fearing Christians.
28:32Are you Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh?
28:35Yes, I am.
28:37And are you Maria Escolosa Fianna in France?
28:39Yes, you stupid person, hurry up.
28:48I wish to entwine him again in my broad thighs.
28:51Marriage is an unholy state conceived by God.
28:55If any man here knows just cause why they may not be married,
29:00let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
29:05Now's your chance.
29:08So be it.
29:09Oh, thanks a lot.
29:11Come on!
29:12Shut up, do you, Edward Pantagenet.
29:15You said Edmund Pantagenet.
29:17Oh, don't shut up!
29:19To be your awful wedding life, to have on the whole, to cherish and to delight,
29:23to chastise and to beat until death.
29:27You aren't in death to you, Parson.
29:31Speak up!
29:32Can't hear a thing back here!
29:34I do.
29:35Still can't hear!
29:37I do, I do, I do!
29:39Do you, Maria Escolosa Infante?
29:42Take Edmund Pantagenet to be your awful.
29:45Yes, yes, yes.
29:46Oh, no!
29:47I then pronounce you...
29:49Stop!
29:51Christ!
29:52I bring absolutely unbelievable news that must hope the wedding.
29:55What?
29:57Have the Swiss and French made sudden peace with each other at a mountain pass rendezvous,
30:03then forged the clandestine alliance with Spain, thus leaving us without friends in Europe,
30:08unless by chance we make an immediate pact with Hungary?
30:11Yes!
30:17As I thought!
30:20Have any Hungarian princesses in the castle?
30:23Oh, yes, Father, I think I've got one.
30:25Um, yes, Princess Leia of Hungary.
30:29What's she like?
30:31Uh, Leia is, uh, young and beautiful, her eyes are like opals and her hair a cascade of perfect chestnut.
30:38Well, that sounds all right, doesn't it?
30:39Excuse me, what is happening, please?
30:43Call her into the court!
30:45Alas, with that great Spanish dumpling there!
30:49Get her out of my sight at once!
30:52Or I'll eat her!
30:55I love her side, beside me!
30:58Sorry, what can I do?
30:59Politics!
31:02Where is she?
31:03Where is she?
31:04Where is Princess Leia?
31:09Ah, cool.
31:15Cool!
31:17Smote, get your new wife!
31:19Hello, Edmund.
31:22Are we getting married now?
31:24Yes, yes, I believe we are.
31:27Come on, then.
31:28Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.
31:47And so it came to pass that the big bear had to leave all his friends and go to live in a land far away where the elves and the fairies would look after him until the day that he died.
32:13Oh, that was lovely, Edmund.
32:17What a happy story.
32:21Isn't it time to put the light out?
32:24Yes, my dear, I think it is.
32:26It must be at least six o'clock.
32:29The sound of Hoofbeach crossed a glade
32:35Could folk lock up your son and daughter
32:39Beware the deadly flashing blade
32:43Unless you want to end up shorter
32:47Blackadder, Blackadder
32:51He rides a pitch-black steed
32:55Blackadder
32:57Blackadder
32:59He's very bad indeed
33:03Black, his gloves are finest mold
33:07Black, his codpiece made of metal
33:11His horse is blacker than a vole
33:15His pot is blacker than his kettle
33:19Blackadder
33:21Blackadder
33:21Blackadder
33:23With many a cunning plan
33:27Blackadder
33:29Blackadder
33:31You horrid little man
33:36Can I have a drink of water, please?
33:41Yes, yes, yes, all right.
33:43Thank you, Edmund.
33:44Thank you, Edmund.
33:45Thank you, Edmund.
33:46Thank you, Edmund.
33:47Thank you, Edmund.
33:48Thank you, Edmund.
33:49Thank you, Edmund.
33:50Thank you, Edmund.
33:51Thank you, Edmund.
33:52Thank you, Edmund.
33:53Thank you, Edmund.
33:54Thank you, Edmund.
33:55Thank you, Edmund.
33:56Thank you, Edmund.
33:57Thank you, Edmund.
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33:59Thank you, Edmund.
34:00Thank you, Edmund.
34:01Thank you, Edmund.
34:02Thank you, Edmund.
34:03Thank you, Edmund.
34:04Thank you, Edmund.
34:05Thank you, Edmund.
34:06Thank you, Edmund.
34:07Thank you, Edmund.
34:08Thank you, Edmund.
34:09Thank you, Edmund.
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