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Blackadder owes £1,000 to the Bank of the Black Monks, and the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells threatens to shove a hot poker into his bowels if he does not repay the money. Blackadder's attempts to raise the money are thwarted when he has to pay his earnings to the Queen each time, so he resorts to blackmailing the bishop.
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00:00The Lone Ranger
00:30Go away.
00:45My lord, there is someone at the door to see you.
00:47Oh, God.
00:49What time is it?
00:50Four o'clock.
00:52Baldrick, I've told you before, you mustn't let me sleep all day.
00:55This woman charges by the hour.
00:57Oh, my lord, it's four o'clock in the morning.
01:01Someone wants to see me at four in the morning.
01:04What is he, a giant lark?
01:07No, he's a priest.
01:09Tell him I'm Jewish.
01:11Aren't you going to introduce me, then?
01:13What?
01:14Aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?
01:16Oh, very well, but I think you're making a mistake.
01:19Baldrick, I'm delighted to introduce you to...
01:22I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.
01:24Molly.
01:25Of course, Molly.
01:25Baldrick, this is Molly, a dear friend of mine.
01:28I'm not dear.
01:30I'm very reasonable, actually, Baldrick.
01:33Most girls will charge an extra sixpence for all the horrible things he wants.
01:36Yes, all right, all right, all right.
01:38Baldrick, this is Molly, an inexpensive prostitute.
01:41Molly, this is Baldrick, a pointless peasant.
01:44Now, man, don't sleep on you.
01:46Yeah, well, what about this priest?
01:48Tell him to take his sacred backside out of here.
01:50And what's more, if he comes begging again, tell him I shall report him to the Bishop of Bath and Wales,
01:56who drowns babies during christenings and eats them in the vestry afterwards.
02:00Good morning.
02:02Bye, Baldrick.
02:05Bye-bye, Molly.
02:06I won't say get out.
02:10Well, you're a one, aren't you?
02:12Well, you should be whispering sweet conversational nothings like goodness something twice the size of the royal bard
02:18who's just hoved into view between the sheets.
02:20You don't say a word.
02:22But enter the creature from the black latrine and you won't stop jabbering.
02:27You're treating me like a human being.
02:29Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
02:37Yes, Baldrick, what is it now?
02:41It's that priest. He says he still wants to see you.
02:43And did you mention the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wales?
02:46I did, my lord.
02:47What did he say?
02:47He said I am the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wales.
02:51Good lord.
02:53You haven't any children, have you, Blackadder?
02:55No. No, I'm not married.
02:57In that case, I'll skip breakfast and get straight down to business.
03:01Do you know what day it is today?
03:04No, I don't.
03:05It is exactly one year ago to the day that the Bank of the Black Monks of St. Herod,
03:11banking with a smile and a stab, of which I am the assistant manager,
03:17lent you £1,000.
03:19Our motto is repayment or revenge.
03:28Of course, and naturally I would have paid you back, but unfortunately, and this is the real bugger,
03:33I've gone and lost my wallet.
03:36Dis-astrous.
03:38It had all my addresses in it, all those little notes saying, forget ye not,
03:41and of course, all my money.
03:43As no concern of mine, the debt is now due.
03:47Not to repay a loan is a sin, and we Black Monks, we hate sin!
03:52Ah, um, your grace?
03:54May I introduce my mother?
03:58Good morning, my dear.
04:01Ah, I hope you haven't forgotten our appointment.
04:06Of course not, Pompey.
04:08Yeah, I have a mind, my pretty, to play nuns and novices, so don't forget your wimple.
04:15But as for you, you come with me.
04:19Where?
04:20To visit the last poor fool who lost his wallet!
04:24William Greaves, born 1513 in Chelmsford with the love of Christ,
04:36died 1563 in agony with a spike up his bottom.
04:43Ah, ah, ah, ah, tis ever and so, nuncle, with the Black Monks.
04:47Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, scream, did he, scream and gurgle
04:51as they skewered his cat flap for want of a father.
04:54I think you'll get my message.
04:56Um, yes, yes, indeed.
04:58But tell me, Bishop, let me just test the water here, so to speak.
05:02Um, supposing I was to say to you something like,
05:05I'm a close friend of the Queen's,
05:06and I think she'd be very interested to hear about you and Molly and the wimple,
05:11so why don't we just call it quits, a fatso?
05:16I would say, firstly, the Queen would not believe you,
05:20and secondly, you'll regret calling me fatso later today.
05:27Ah.
05:27I will have my money by even some tonight, or...
05:31Your bottom will wish it had never been born!
05:36Poor Tom's a cold.
05:45Pity poor Tom, for his nose is frozen,
05:48and he does shiver, and he's mad!
05:52Oh, shut up!
05:53So, lads, I'm up a certain creek without a certain instrument.
06:00Either I raise £1,000 by this evening,
06:02or I get murdered.
06:03What should I do?
06:04It's obvious.
06:05What?
06:06You'll have to get murdered.
06:08You'll never raise that sort of money.
06:10Oh, come now, poor trick.
06:12A piffling thousand?
06:14Pay the fellow Edmund and damn his impudence.
06:17I haven't got a thousand, dunghead.
06:19I've got 85 quid in the whole world.
06:22But you're always boasting to the Queen about how wealthy you are.
06:25Ah, a cunning web of deceit
06:27subtly spun about the court to improve my standing, unfortunately.
06:31What, do you mean you've been...
06:33dipping?
06:35Yep.
06:36My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers.
06:39I consider myself one of England's finest liars.
06:42Oh, my God, Percy.
06:43A giant hummingbird is about to eat your hat and cloak.
06:46Oh, no!
06:46You see, I'm terrific.
06:52It seems to have gone now.
06:56Couldn't you just dip into the family fortune?
06:58There isn't one.
07:00My father blew it all on wine, women, and amateur dramatics.
07:04At the end, he was eking out a living
07:06doing humorous impressions of Anne of Cleves.
07:09Oh, Edmund, I'm sorry.
07:11I had no idea.
07:13But do not despair,
07:14for I have some small savings
07:16carefully harvested from my weekly allowance
07:19set aside against my frail old age.
07:22By lucky hapt,
07:23it is just over a thousand, me thinks,
07:25and has for years been hidden beyond the wit of any thief
07:28in an old sock under the squeaky floorboard
07:31behind the kitchen dresser.
07:32You've seen it?
07:37Seen it, pinched it, spent it.
07:43And the same goes for the two farthings
07:45Boric thinks he's got hidden inside that mouldy potato.
07:47Oh, bloody hell.
07:48Then, you are doomed.
07:56Alas, for God's sake, let us sit upon the carpet
08:02and tell sad stories.
08:06Certainly not.
08:07When Lord Blackadder is in trouble,
08:08he does not sit about.
08:10You won't be able to sit about with a spike up your bottom.
08:12Well, I think you will.
08:13But still,
08:14I've got 85 quid and that's a start.
08:17I'm sure I'll think of something
08:18as long as I'm not disturbed.
08:21My Lord,
08:22the Queen does demand your urgent presence
08:23on pain of death.
08:24Oh, damn.
08:25The path of my life
08:27is strewn with cowpats
08:29from the devil's own satanic herd.
08:35Madam, you sent for me.
08:38Did I?
08:39I don't remember.
08:41I don't know what a scatterbrain I am.
08:44Sam.
08:50Well, perhaps, Mum,
08:51if I might be allowed to withdraw,
08:53I have one or two tiny matters to attend to.
08:55Certainly.
08:57That was a terrific joke, wasn't it?
09:07Oh, magnificent.
09:08You were so naughty.
09:11What, my lady?
09:12I do know why I wanted to see you
09:14and I just pretended I didn't
09:16and I sold you
09:17and it worked brilliantly, didn't it?
09:20It was terrific, madam.
09:23I thank God I wore my corset
09:26because I think my sides have split.
09:33So, why did you want to see me?
09:35To crack the lovely joke?
09:38Or perhaps, Blackadder,
09:40you don't think the Queen's jokes
09:41are funny enough for you to be troubled with.
09:44Au contraire.
09:44I'm ecstatic about the whole incident.
09:46I only didn't laugh out loud
09:48because I was afraid if I did,
09:50my head would have fallen off.
09:51If you don't start soon,
09:55your head will fall off.
10:01Now, pay Melchie his £85 and run along.
10:05£85?
10:06Yes.
10:07We had a bet.
10:08I said that you wouldn't fall for my trick
10:10and Melchie said you would
10:11because I'm so super and you're so stupid.
10:13You owe him £85.
10:17Oh, fine, fine.
10:20I mean, it's only money, isn't it?
10:23I cannot believe it.
10:26She dragged me all the way
10:27from Billingsgate to Richmond
10:28to play about the weakest practical joke
10:31since Cardinal Wolsey got his knob out
10:33at Hampton Court
10:34and stood at the end of the passage
10:38pretending to be a door.
10:42Oh, shut up, Baldis.
10:43You'd laugh at a Shakespeare comedy.
10:46Edmund!
10:47Oh, Edmund, I have awaited your return.
10:49And thank God you did,
10:50for I was just thinking,
10:51my God, I die in 12 hours.
10:54What I really need now
10:55is a hug from a complete pratt.
10:59But fear not,
11:00for I have a plan
11:01to save the life of my dear, dear friend.
11:03Look, I'm not interested
11:04in your bloody friends.
11:05What about me?
11:07Not bad, Edmund.
11:08This is a good one.
11:09Oh, all right, then.
11:10What's your big plan, blockhead?
11:14I intend to discover
11:16this very afternoon
11:17the secret of alchemy,
11:21the hidden art
11:22of turning base things
11:24into gold.
11:27I see.
11:28And the fact that this secret
11:29has eluded the most intelligent people
11:31since the dawn of time
11:33doesn't dampen your spirits.
11:35Oh, no.
11:36I like a challenge.
11:39Well, Baldur's,
11:40I lost the 85 quid.
11:42The grave opens up before me
11:44like a big hole in the ground.
11:48Well, I did have one idea, my Lord,
11:50but...
11:52No, it's stupid.
11:53What is it?
11:54Well, I have heard
11:55that there's good money
11:56to be made down the docks.
12:01Doing favours for sailors.
12:07Favours?
12:08What do you mean?
12:09Delivering messages,
12:10sewing on buttons, like a...
12:12Um, not quite.
12:15Baldur.
12:16My Lord.
12:17Are you suggesting
12:18that I become
12:19a rent boy?
12:21Oh, good-looking bloke like you,
12:23posh accent,
12:24nice legs,
12:25you can make a bomb.
12:26Just stick a pink carnation
12:27in your hat
12:28and, uh,
12:29make the old sign.
12:31I'd rather die.
12:32Oh, fair enough,
12:33that's all right,
12:33then I'll just put the kettle
12:34on while we wait, shall I?
12:35God, so, of course,
12:37with a slight alteration,
12:39your sick and sordid plan
12:41might just work.
12:50Give me a kiss
12:51and I'll give you a penny.
12:54A penny?
12:55Well, all right,
12:55let's have it.
12:57All right, go on.
12:58Nothing fancy,
12:59just a peck.
13:00I'll miss my mum, you see.
13:02When I was a little kid,
13:03my mum always used to come...
13:05Yeah, don't move on,
13:05he's a prostitute,
13:06not an agony aunt.
13:08Go on, please.
13:10Just a little peck
13:11on the cheek
13:11and say,
13:13there, there, Arthur.
13:14Mummy will kiss it better
13:15and you shall have a story.
13:18Well, I don't know.
13:19Do you do requests, Maldry?
13:21Well, kinky stuff.
13:22Yeah, I'm game.
13:23Oh, go on, please.
13:25Oh, I miss my mum so much.
13:28I mean,
13:28she was like a mum to me.
13:31All right, go on, boy.
13:33Ah.
13:35I've forgotten what I'm supposed to say.
13:39Oh, get out of the way.
13:40I'll do it.
13:42There, there, Arthur.
13:44Mummy kiss it better
13:45and you shall have a story.
13:47What kind of a story?
13:49Well, I don't know.
13:50What about a squirrel, as it was?
13:52And then Squirry the Squirrel went...
13:55Neep, neep, neep.
13:56And they all went home for tea.
13:58Oh, thanks very much,
14:00me old shivering mateys.
14:01That was wonderful.
14:03Now then,
14:04how much do you charge
14:05for a good hard shag?
14:07A thousand pounds.
14:18A thousand pounds?
14:19You've got to be joking.
14:20Well, I'm sure we could negotiate.
14:27Right, so we've got sixpence.
14:29Yeah, now,
14:32all we need to do, my lord,
14:34is to go down the cockfights
14:35and put it on a bird
14:36that's a dead cert
14:37but has got odds
14:38of 40,000 to one.
14:41Know you of such a bird?
14:43No.
14:43But we could make one.
14:47No, we couldn't, Baldrick.
14:50Oh, God,
14:50I suppose you have to be told
14:51sometimes.
14:52Sit down.
14:54What happens is
14:55a mummy bird
14:56and a daddy bird
14:57who love each other
14:59very much
15:00get certain urges.
15:01No, no, my lord,
15:02what I mean is
15:03we could get
15:03a mad, wild, killer bull
15:05and disguise it as a bird.
15:09But it'll be
15:10such a strange-looking bird
15:12that no-one will back it.
15:13But we'll know
15:14it's a killer bull
15:15so we'll put money on it.
15:17Only we will know.
15:18Yeah, if we stick
15:19enough feathers on it
15:20and hang an egg
15:21between its legs.
15:21Yes, all right, all right.
15:24A chat with you
15:25and somehow
15:26death loses its sting.
15:28My lord,
15:29the Queen does demand
15:30your urgent presence
15:31on pain of death.
15:32You're not making
15:32any friends here.
15:34You do know that,
15:34don't you, ma'am?
15:38Madam,
15:39you sent for me again.
15:40Yes, Edmund.
15:42I wanted to apologise
15:43for the silly trick
15:45I played on you.
15:46Ah.
15:47It was naughty
15:48and bad of me.
15:49It was my little rosebud.
15:51If you weren't quite so big,
15:52it'd be time
15:53for Mr and Mrs Spank
15:54to pay a short,
15:55sharp trip
15:55to Bottie Land.
15:58Thank you, Nursey.
16:00And thank you, Edmund.
16:02That's all.
16:03Yes.
16:05Thanks for coming.
16:06That was very funny, too,
16:20wasn't it?
16:22My lady?
16:24Dragging you all the way
16:25across town again.
16:26Just to say sorry
16:27for dragging you
16:28all the way across town
16:29for the first time.
16:31It was Melchie's idea.
16:33I think it's wonderful,
16:34don't you?
16:35It's fantastic.
16:36Melchie,
16:37I prostrate myself
16:38at the feet
16:39of the world's
16:39greatest living comedian.
16:42Oh, you are super, Edmund.
16:45Oh, Edmund,
16:46I promised Lord Melchie
16:48that I would play
16:48a sharp halfpenny with him,
16:50but we have no coin.
16:51Do you have a halfpenny?
16:53Unfortunately,
16:54only a sixpence, ma'am.
16:55What a shame.
16:55Oh, no.
16:56A sixpence would do
16:57just as well.
16:57Oh, good.
17:03Oh, God.
17:05This place stinks
17:06like a pair of armoured trousers
17:07after the Hundred Years' War.
17:11Baldrick,
17:11have you been eating dung again?
17:14My lord, success!
17:16What?
17:17After literally
17:18an hour's
17:19ceasefire searching,
17:20I have succeeded
17:21in creating gold.
17:23Pure gold!
17:25Are you sure?
17:26Yes, my lord.
17:30Behold!
17:32Percy,
17:33it's green.
17:36That's right, my lord.
17:38Yes, Percy,
17:38I don't want to be
17:39pedantic or anything,
17:40but the colour of gold
17:41is gold.
17:42That's why it's called gold.
17:44What you have discovered,
17:46if it has a name,
17:47is some green.
17:53Oh, Edmund.
17:55Can it be true
17:57that I hold here
18:00in my mortal hand
18:02a nugget
18:03of purest green?
18:06Indeed you do, Percy,
18:07except, of course,
18:08it's not really a nugget,
18:09is it?
18:09It's more of a splat.
18:12Well, yes,
18:13a splat today,
18:14but tomorrow,
18:15who knows
18:16or dares to dream?
18:18So we three alone
18:20in all the world
18:21can create
18:21the finest green
18:23at will.
18:24It does so.
18:26I'm not sure
18:26about counting in
18:27Baldrick, actually.
18:28Of course,
18:29you know what your
18:29great discovery means,
18:30don't you, Percy?
18:31Perhaps, my lord.
18:32That you, Percy,
18:33Lord Percy,
18:35are an utter
18:36burke.
18:39Baldrick?
18:39Hello.
18:40Pack my bags,
18:40I'm going to sell the house.
18:41What?
18:42What?
18:42There's nothing else for it.
18:43I mean,
18:44I shall miss the old place,
18:45I know.
18:46I've had some happy times here
18:48when you and Percy
18:49have been out.
18:51But needs must
18:52when the devil
18:53vomits into your kettle.
18:56Baldrick,
18:57go forth into the street
18:58to let it be known
18:59that Lord Blackadder
19:00wishes to sell his house.
19:01Percy,
19:02just go forth
19:03into the street.
19:06This is the den.
19:08Oh, dear.
19:10But I have to tell you,
19:11Mr. Pants,
19:12that I've had
19:13an extremely encouraging
19:14nibble from another client
19:16and I think you know me
19:17well enough to know
19:18that I'm not the sort of man
19:19to ignore a nibble for long.
19:21I noticed some dry rot
19:23in the bedrooms,
19:24Timothy.
19:25Well, Mrs. Pants,
19:26dry rot is as dry rot does.
19:28Stop me if I'm getting
19:29too technical.
19:30And the floor is perhaps
19:31a little uneven.
19:32Indeed, yes, madam,
19:33and at no extra cost.
19:36Strange smell.
19:38Yes, that's the servant.
19:39He'll be gone.
19:40You've really worked out
19:42your banter, haven't you?
19:43No, not really.
19:44This is a different thing.
19:45It's spontaneous
19:46and it's called wit.
19:48What about the privies?
19:50When the master craftsman
19:51who created this home
19:52was looking at the sewage,
19:53he said to himself,
19:54Romeo,
19:55what was his name?
19:57Romeo,
19:57let's make them
19:58functional
19:59and comfortable.
20:01Oh, well,
20:01that seems nice,
20:02doesn't it, dear?
20:03I think we understand
20:04each other, sir.
20:04So, so then,
20:06drink.
20:06What about the privies?
20:10Well,
20:11what we're talking about
20:12in, um,
20:13privy terms
20:14is the very latest
20:15in front wall
20:16fresh air orifices
20:18combined with a wide capacity
20:20gutter installation below.
20:23You mean you crap
20:25out of the window?
20:26Yes.
20:31Well,
20:32in that case,
20:33we'll definitely take it.
20:35I can't stand
20:36those dirty indoor things.
20:41There.
20:42That's the lot.
20:44He only wanted
20:44to pay a thousand,
20:45but I managed to
20:46beat him up to 1100.
20:48Edmund, you wily
20:49old trickster, you.
20:50Oh, credit where credit's due.
20:51I just named the price.
20:52It was Baldrick
20:53who actually beat him up.
20:56Percy,
20:57what is that
20:58on the front
20:58of your tunic?
21:00Ah,
21:01it is a brooch,
21:02my lord.
21:03A brooch
21:03cunningly fashioned
21:04from pure green.
21:07It looks like
21:08you've sneezed.
21:11It is with trinkets
21:13such as this brooch
21:14and here,
21:15a ring,
21:16that I intend
21:17to revive
21:18your fortunes
21:19and buy back
21:20your house.
21:21You think there's
21:21a big market
21:22for jewellery
21:22that looks like
21:23snot, then?
21:25My lord,
21:26the eyes are open,
21:27the mouth moves,
21:28but Mr. Brain
21:29has long since departed,
21:31hasn't he?
21:32My lord.
21:33Ah, messenger,
21:34thank God you came.
21:35Percy and I
21:36could not have waited
21:36another second
21:37without you.
21:40Majesty.
21:42Thank God,
21:42you were right.
21:43Terrible news.
21:44What?
21:45The French intend
21:46to invade,
21:47Mac Adam.
21:48My God.
21:49So I need some money.
21:50Yes,
21:52every nobleman
21:53must pay
21:53£500
21:54towards the
21:55upkeep
21:55of the navies.
21:56But we've decided
21:57to make you
21:58a special case.
21:59Oh,
21:59thank you,
21:59ma'am.
22:00Melchie here
22:01hasn't got a bean,
22:02so we thought,
22:03as you're so
22:03fabulously wealthy,
22:05you could pay for both.
22:06It would be awfully sweet,
22:07unfortunately,
22:08ma'am,
22:08I'm in the middle
22:09of a cash flow crisis
22:10and I just haven't
22:11got any money on me.
22:12But Edmund,
22:13sorry, ma'am.
22:15What's that
22:15in your tights?
22:16Oh,
22:17good lord.
22:20It looks like
22:21just over
22:22£1,000.
22:24So it is.
22:26I thought you said
22:27you didn't have any.
22:28Oh,
22:28I thought you meant
22:29real money.
22:29Oh,
22:30this is just a bit
22:30of loose change.
22:31I must have left it
22:32in my court piece
22:32when I sent these tights
22:33to the laundry.
22:35£1,000?
22:36Just loosen your tights.
22:38That is flat.
22:39Anyway,
22:40have it over.
22:42Thanks.
22:43Bye.
22:44Bye.
22:46Well,
22:46goodbye indeed.
22:48Goodbye,
22:49Mum.
22:50Goodbye,
22:51Melchie.
22:52Goodbye,
22:53Nancy.
22:54Pops.
22:55Pops.
22:56Bye.
22:56Oh,
23:13silly old Edmund.
23:14It was completely full.
23:17It was a brilliant
23:20trip.
23:20Brilliant.
23:21Brother,
23:21and now I'm going to have you
23:24executed it's for taking the mickey out of my beloved Edmund so cruelly I'm gonna knock your
23:33block off please the Lord for the gift of laughter I've lost the money I'm gonna have to run away
24:00why my lord what avoid these months of course there's no point the black bank's got branches
24:05everywhere if I die do you think people would remember me yeah of course they would yes yeah
24:19people would always be slapping each other on the shoulders and laughing and saying do you remember
24:23all privy breath do people call me privy breath yeah the ones who like you am I then not popular
24:35um well put it this way when people slip in what dogs have left in the street they do tend to say
24:40whoops I've trodden an Edmund now show them what have you got a plan my lord yes I have and it's
24:49so cunning you could brush your teeth with it all I need is some feathers address some oil and easel
24:56some sleeping draught lots of paper a prostitute and the best portrait painter in England I'll get
25:01them right away my lord well the most famous portrait painter in England mr. Leonardo Acropolis
25:11right are you any good no I am a jane oh well you better be or you're dead right in the bedroom
25:21昔 oh good be your face b merit get the dog well well right
25:26the Bishop of Bath and Wells
25:29time has come бikk Anna oh hello bitch black monks will have their money or I will have my family you enjoy
25:51your work, don't you? Bits of it, yeah. The violent bits. Yes. Yeah, you see, I am a colossal pervert.
26:01No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything
26:09to anything. Fine words for a bishop. It's nice to hear the church speaking out for a change on
26:15social issues. Have you got the money? Nope. Good, I hate it when people pay up. Say your prayers,
26:24Blackadder. It's poker time! Fine. Are you ever concerned that people might find you out? No,
26:33I kill, I maim, I fornicate, but as far as my flock is concerned, my only vice is a little
26:40tipple before even song. Oh, thank you. Bend over, Blackadder. This is where you get
26:51drunk, by God. It's not like Baudric, actually, but the effect is much the same. Wakey, wakey,
27:01Bish. Dear me, you clerics really are slugger beds. Where am I? I remember drunk. That's right.
27:09You should have killed me while you had the chance. You have looked in wonder at your last
27:16dawn, Blackadder. Well, I'm not so sure about that. I did wonder, though, what people who
27:20saw this might think. Heavens above, what creatures from hell are those? They make an interesting
27:28couple, don't they? I think, I think you probably recognize this huge sweating mound of blubber
27:33here. A fetso. There's no point, anyway. We have the preliminary sketches. Soon, soon bang
27:44off a couple of copies. Let's see, one for the Queen, one for the Archbishop. A couple
27:48kept aside, perhaps, to form the basis of an exciting exhibition of challenging young artists'
27:51work. By the horns of the LCPop. How did you get me into that position? And it's so beautifully
27:56framed, don't you think? This is ironic, really, because that's exactly what's happened to you.
28:02You have been. Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity. Have you
28:09ever considered a career in the church? No, I can never get used to the underwear. And what
28:15I could use, though, is it, say, £1,100 to buy back my house, £4,000 to cover some sundry
28:20expenses, ten shillings for the two doors, and, let's say, threepence for a celebratory
28:25slap-up binge at Mrs. Miggins' pie shop? Yes, yes, but first, one question. Who is the
28:33second figure? Who could you have got to have performed such deeds, to have gone lower that
28:38man has ever gone? To have plunged the depths of degradation just in order to save your filthy
28:45life? Ah. Percy, may I introduce His Grace, the Bishop of Barton-Wells? Your Grace, Lord
28:56Percy Percy, heir to the Duchy of Northumberland. Hello. It was lovely working with you.
29:08Blackadder, Blackadder, he trusted in the church. Blackadder, Blackadder, it's left him in the
29:36match. Blackadder, Blackadder, his life was almost done. Blackadder, Blackadder, who gives a toss,
29:50Blackadder, who gives a nice sense of a privilege. Blackadder, Blackadder, hindsight to your
29:54husband's хватing to do. Blackadder, blackadder, what, away from themutь ofchlagen בא�ezu and
29:55blood? Blackadder, who gives melee a really blessed arm in theериale who gives me all kind of lamb
29:59to love his greatness as I love his little strength without dying. Blackadder, cursed in the
30:10ground, who gives me vertigo. Blackadder. Blackadder, Blackadder, пока, he's to be a
30:14wichtige w muddy person who gives meいました andinocial naturalism as I aim to help them to
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