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00:00Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
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03:01Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
03:03Now look, we've got to be strong about this
03:07Not my hockey stick
03:09Knock, knock
03:15Who's there?
03:17Hi, kids
03:19Hi, kids, who?
03:20Hi, Grandma
03:21Stop it!
03:23You're ruining the joke!
03:25Excuse me, kids, I love you very much
03:27But there's something I've got to watch on TV
03:29What?
03:29A horse race
03:31Hi, Mom
03:35Oh, good, you brought some more stuff for the garage sale
03:38Shhh, come on, smooth as butter
03:40Come on, smooth as butter
03:42Mom, do you have money on that horse?
03:47Woo, woo!
03:49Mom, since when do you bet on horses?
03:55All my life
03:56Huh, that's funny, I can't picture you at a racetrack
04:00I could picture her running
04:02I wonder how long it would take to pull the hair out of your body
04:09About two hours
04:11Mom, how come you never took me to a racetrack?
04:16I never go to a racetrack
04:18You meet an unsavory element there
04:20I bet with a bookie
04:22Oh, they're not unsavory
04:25Forgive my ignorance, but what's a bookie?
04:30An unsavory element
04:31You mean like oregano?
04:36Nick the fish is not unsavory
04:39Nick the fish
04:41You bet with a fish?
04:46Oh, hi, Dorothy
04:47Hi, Willie
04:48Willie, did you know my mother bets on horses?
04:51Yeah
04:51So how much did you win, Grandma?
04:55300 bucks
04:56Hey, that's even better than last week
04:58Well, that's fine, Mom
05:01But, I mean, what if you had lost?
05:03Hey, it's my money
05:04But it's our inheritance
05:07For your information, I'm planning to leave all my money to the alien task force
05:13Sure
05:14Punish your grandchildren
05:16Leave us out of this
05:18That's her plan
05:19Come on, Mom
05:21Let's take this stuff in the kitchen and tag it
05:23I'll get the hair with these old clothes
05:25Yeah, I've got flyers to make
05:27Well, I might as well make myself useful
05:29Hold on, Dorothy
05:31Can you make a lot of money with this horse racing thing?
05:35Only if you win
05:37No problem
05:39Put me in for 50 bucks
05:41Where did you get 50 bucks?
05:44Have you been going through my purse again?
05:46Yes
05:46But that's not where I got the money
05:49By the way, you're out of Tic Tacs
05:52Where did you get the 50 bucks?
05:54Rebate coupons
05:56Anyway, if you'll just slip 50 to Mr. Fish
06:00Mince
06:01No, thanks
06:02I just brushed
06:03His name is Nick Mince
06:07And I'm not going to place any bets for you
06:10I'm not doing this for me
06:12No, you're raising money for charity
06:15Oh, excellent comeback, Dorothy
06:18But if you must know
06:20It's for a balloon payment
06:22Which, by the way
06:24Has nothing to do with a balloon
06:26Well, I don't care
06:29What it has to do with
06:30I am still not going to place any bets for you
06:33And it was a dynamite comeback
06:35Once again
06:39Left to my own devices
06:41Hello?
06:50Is this the fish?
06:53Great
06:53Listen
06:55You don't know me
06:56But I'm a friend of Dorothy Halligan's
06:59Yeah, Big Red
07:01Listen
07:02If I send you 50 bucks
07:05Can you turn that into
07:06$11,000?
07:10No problem
07:11I've got till Saturday
07:13They're raising stride for stride
07:15In the stretch
07:16It's out-of-body experience
07:17But here's Naughty Nina on the outside
07:20Here comes Naughty Nina
07:21And out-of-body experience
07:23And it's Naughty Nina by a nose
07:26All right!
07:27Yeah!
07:33Nick!
07:35Yeah, I was listening
07:37Not bad, huh?
07:3950 bucks at 6 to 1 odds?
07:42Let's see
07:43That means I won
07:44$3 million!
07:47Wow!
07:48Yeah!
07:49What?
07:50$300?
07:52Oh
07:53Well, uh
07:54Let it ride
07:56And it's Tepkiller by Half-A-Light
07:58Yeah!
07:59I've got the Midas touch
08:01Okay, Nick
08:02Yeah, let's go 50s on 4 in the 5th
08:055 in the 6th
08:066 in the 7th
08:08And 7 in the 8th
08:09Then at Hialeah
08:11What I'd like to do is
08:12So that's a C note on the double
08:14Then one each on the two exactos
08:16Yeah, a deuce on the Quinella
08:18And a half on the perfecta
08:20And remember
08:21Nothing on the pick 6
08:22I don't want to seem greedy
08:24Thanks
08:25And my best to the fishwife
08:27Kate
08:37I think your neighbors
08:38Are having a garage sale today, too
08:40You're kidding, the Aqumonics?
08:42Yeah, they got a couple
08:43Of beat-up chairs
08:44And an old sofa
08:45Out on their front lawn
08:46Oh, yeah
08:47That's the way it always looks
08:48Mom, how come Dad's hockey stick's
08:52Not out there?
08:53Well, it should be
08:54I know I put it out there
08:55Oh, it's right next to the bottle
08:57With the Mayflower in it
08:58It's not the Mayflower
09:02It's the Nina
09:03Hey, come here, Willie
09:06I want you to see this race
09:08Oh, you haven't got time
09:09To watch a horse race now, Alf?
09:11Not a race
09:12This is the race
09:14This is the one
09:15That's going to make you
09:16Very happy
09:17Keep your eye on number 9
09:21You mean the one
09:22That just fell down?
09:22Uh, yeah
09:25That's the one
09:26He's not getting up
09:29He will, he will
09:31Maybe he drops something
09:33Well, at least the jockey's okay
09:36Who cares?
09:37Get up!
09:39Get up!
09:41Well, thank you, Alf
09:42If you'll excuse me
09:44I have to put these away
09:45Nick
09:54Alf
09:55Does that race count?
09:59All right, all right
10:00How much am I up?
10:02Oh
10:03Well, then
10:04How much am I down?
10:07Uh
10:08Well, I have to make it back fast
10:10Put 2,000 on
10:12What?
10:13What do you mean I can't bet anymore?
10:17No!
10:17No!
10:18There's no reason for you to come over here
10:19Uh
10:20I'll be happy to put a check in the mail
10:22Hello?
10:24Hello!
10:28Kate
10:28Quick question
10:30Yeah?
10:32Hypothetical situation
10:33An individual places a bet
10:36With a
10:36A professional bookie
10:38Okay?
10:39For a sizable amount of money
10:40Let's say
10:41Uh
10:42Six thousand dollars
10:44And he loses it
10:46And he can't cover his losses
10:49Hypothetically
10:51What could happen to this individual?
10:54Well
10:55Hypothetically
10:56He could have his legs broken
10:57What do you ask?
11:01Just making conversation
11:03Well, I'm
11:06Glad we had this talk
11:08Get up!
11:23You think I can get six grand for this?
11:27More like a quarter
11:28Well, it's a start
11:30Al, these are your favorite things
11:32What do you want to sell them for?
11:34I want to do my part for the garage sale
11:36Help the family out of their financial troubles
11:39By five o'clock
11:41Al
11:43We don't have any financial troubles
11:45We do now
11:46What?
11:47Nothing
11:48Kate, we haven't sold one thing
12:01Well, it's only been an hour
12:03Maybe we should have served food
12:06Mom, this is a garage sale
12:08Not a luau
12:09Kate, nobody's buying anything
12:14I know that
12:15It's just an observation
12:18I'm gonna see if we have anything in the refrigerator
12:22Excuse me
12:23I have a question about the price on this lamp
12:27It's negotiable
12:28Well, I hope so
12:30A thousand dollars is ridiculous
12:31A thousand dollars?
12:33There must be some mistake
12:34This looks like the handwriting of a two-year-old
12:37Or someone much, much older
12:39Pardon me, but you can't really be charging $2,500 for this coffee pot
12:45You can have two and a half lamps for that price
12:47We are willing to come down
12:50I'll give you five bucks
12:52You expect us to come down from $2,500 to five?
13:00Let's look next door
13:01I saw a nice sofa on the lawn
13:03Kate, Kate, are you out of your mind?
13:08$3,400 for steak knives?
13:10I think this could explain why the sales have been slow
13:13Mom, could you check the rest of the price as well?
13:17Willie and I go in the house and investigate
13:19Excuse me, ma'am
13:25Do you have any more of these $800 screwdrivers?
13:31Alf?
13:32Alf!
13:34Alf!
13:35Oh, where is he?
13:36Down here
13:36What are you doing down there?
13:41Shaking
13:42Come on out, we know what you did
13:47You do?
13:50Just tell us why you did it
13:52I was trying to make a little money
13:55Where did you get such a crazy idea?
13:58From your mother
13:59It was her bookie
14:02Bookie? What bookie?
14:05That bookie
14:06What does a bookie have to do with our garage sale?
14:11Kate, do I have to fill in all the blanks?
14:13Just stay here
14:15We'll talk about this later
14:17No! No, don't answer it!
14:20No!
14:21Get off!
14:26My life isn't worth the plug nickel
14:28Willie, what is going on?
14:33I have no idea
14:34Maybe your mother's bookie will know
14:36Alf Tanner
14:38Nicky Bintz
14:40Hi, Kate, this is Mr. Mintz
14:42Call me Nick
14:43The fish
14:45Whatever makes you comfortable
14:47Alf, you sound different in person
14:49You got a cold, too?
14:50Uh, no, no
14:51I've been sick for a month
14:54Been taking everything, nothing works
14:56Uh, have you tried lemon juice and honey?
14:58You know, my wife suggested that
15:00But I can't digest citrus
15:02You could try the honey without the lemon
15:05Yeah, maybe I'll try that
15:08So, where's my money?
15:10Your money?
15:14Come on, Alf
15:15Just give me the six grand
15:17So I can go home and use the vaporizer
15:18Six grand?
15:23You think I placed a bet with you
15:26And now I owe you
15:28Six thousand dollars?
15:30Yeah
15:32That's the general idea
15:35Come on
15:38Give me the money
15:40Alf
15:41Bless you
15:42Thank you
15:43Mr. Mintz, I'm afraid
15:45I don't have six thousand dollars
15:47You'll find it
15:51Because
15:52If you don't find it
15:54Well
15:54Let's keep that
15:56Hypothetical
15:58Action
16:01I should take better care of myself
16:05Where are we
16:09Where are we gonna find six thousand dollars?
16:14Maybe it's somebody who'll buy the folding chairs
16:16By Gordon Shumway
16:21Being of sound mind and body
16:23I beg to differ
16:24Well, I re-tagged everything
16:27Now, who changed the prices?
16:29Oh, we have rounded up the usual suspect
16:32He placed a bet with your bookie
16:34And lost six grand
16:35When you say it, it sounds so sleazy
16:38And now
16:40The mob is after him
16:42Well, at least some good came out of this
16:45What are you guys doing in here?
16:48Yelling at Alf
16:49Is he in trouble again?
16:51Yeah
16:52What does it involve this time?
16:54Food or money?
16:56Have I become that predictable?
16:59This time
17:00He seems to incur
17:01A rather large gambling debt
17:03Yeah
17:04And your grandmother
17:05Is largely responsible
17:07What?
17:07Me?
17:08Yeah
17:09You introduced me to horse racing
17:11Knowing full well
17:12How obsessive-compulsive I am
17:15I depend on you people
17:17To protect me from myself
17:19I have a response to that
17:21But it's not an informed response
17:24Look
17:26I did what I did for good reason
17:28To keep you people out of the poorhouse
17:31By getting us hopelessly in debt?
17:34Good strategy
17:36Well, how did you expect to make that balloon payment?
17:40With this pitiful garage sale of yours?
17:42By the way
17:44Did the steak knives go?
17:47Alf
17:48We put aside the money for the balloon payment
17:50A long time ago
17:52Oh
17:53Well, can I borrow six grand of it?
17:57Alf
17:58Will six thousand be enough?
17:59Or, uh
18:00Shall we advance you for the next time you try to help?
18:03Thanks for the sarcasm, Willie
18:05Somewhere out there is a meat hook with my name on it
18:08Oh my gosh
18:10He's back
18:11Don't answer it
18:12Mom
18:13Is Mr. Mintz a violent man?
18:16Yes
18:17But he's fair
18:18Let's all slip out the side door
18:22We don't have a side door
18:24Well, why don't we?
18:27Just finish your will
18:29Uh
18:30Uh, you guys
18:31Go out in the driveway
18:32See if anybody is buying anything
18:34You know
18:38We're a lot alike
18:40We just can't keep ourselves out of trouble
18:43Oh, thank God
18:47Excuse me?
18:50No
18:50No, never mind
18:52Yes?
18:54Hi, uh
18:55Carl Buck
18:55I was at your garage sale
18:57And I found something I'd like to buy
18:59But I'm not sure if you're selling it
19:00Oh, everything out there is for sale
19:02Yeah
19:02This thing looked like a spaceship
19:04Except the spaceship
19:05Uh, not that it is a spaceship
19:07Could be anything
19:09It's perfect for the film we're doing
19:12Film?
19:13Who exactly are you?
19:15Oh, forgive me
19:16I'm a set decorator
19:17Well, there's nothing to be ashamed of
19:18And I was looking for props for our film Jupiter Guys
19:23Boy, that ship would be perfect for it
19:27You sure you don't want to sell it?
19:29Oh, no, no
19:30We couldn't possibly
19:31Why not?
19:32It has sentimental value
19:34Would you, uh, consider renting it?
19:37No
19:37For how long?
19:38Willie
19:38No more than a week
19:40Oh, no
19:42No, we couldn't really
19:44I was willing to pay for a thousand
19:46How about six?
19:49Okay
19:49Six
19:50Willie, uh
19:52Isn't there someone we should consult about this?
19:56Take the money!
19:59It's our, uh, business manager
20:01So, uh, do we have a deal?
20:05It's just for one week, right?
20:06Right
20:07Deal
20:07Great
20:09Um, who can I make the check out to?
20:11Uh, Mr. Nick Mintz
20:12Oh, the fish
20:13What are you looking for, Alf?
20:37Rebate coupons
20:38You?
20:39You?
20:41My nina
20:42Good luck, Willie
20:44And good luck, Alf
20:46Thanks
20:47I'm going to be here for now
20:49Thank you
20:50I'm going to be here for now
20:51We'll be here for now
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