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00:00Mmm...
00:02Oops.
00:04Hmm.
00:06Well, it's only toothpaste.
00:08Kate!
00:10Willy! You can come out now!
00:12Be right there!
00:14Happy Anniversary!
00:16Happy Anniversary!
00:18Happy Anniversary!
00:20Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy,
00:22Anniversary! Happy, Happy,
00:24Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy Anniversary!
00:26Gott, Gott, Gott, Gott
00:28What's going on here? The lyrics
00:30too complicated? Happy
00:32Anniversary!
00:34Yeah!
00:36Well, Alf, this is all very
00:38nice, but... Yes, thank you, thank
00:40you, but the only, the only problem
00:42is... Problem, shmablem, sit down
00:44and relax. The old Alfer's
00:46doing it all tonight. Alf...
00:48The cooking, the serving, the cleaning.
00:50Of course, once you two get into
00:52the bedroom, you're on your own.
00:54Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
00:58What's going on? Oh, looks like the
01:00old Alfer's throwing us a
01:02surprise anniversary party.
01:04Just a little informal nothing.
01:06Lobster pate?
01:08I thought you two were going
01:10out tonight. What?
01:12Well, uh, Alf, that's what we were
01:14trying to tell you. We have plans.
01:16We're going out to see Nicholas Nickleby.
01:18And, uh, the tickets were very hard to get.
01:20We appreciate all the trouble you've gone to.
01:22I mean, cutting roses
01:24so they look like radishes.
01:26And making pate,
01:28and very good pate, too.
01:30What's in it? Let me guess.
01:32There's lobster, there's
01:34sour cream, but there's
01:36there's something else.
01:38Play-Doh.
01:40That's it. The fluorescent kind.
01:42I wanted it to be special.
01:44I wanted it to be special.
01:46We're going to be special.
01:48We're going to be special.
01:50We're going to be special.
01:52We're going to be special.
01:54We're going to be special.
01:56We're going to be special.
01:58We're going to be special.
02:00We're going to be special.
02:02We're going to be special.
02:04We're going to be special.
02:06We're going to be special.
02:08We're going to be special.
02:10We're going to be special.
02:12Musik
02:42You're really going, huh?
02:44We'll be back right after the play.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Eight hours of Dickens, take a pillow.
02:50I saw it on PBS.
02:51It's unwatchable.
02:53And the guy who plays Wackford Squares
02:55sounds like he's from Brooklyn.
02:57And I'll tell you another thing.
02:59Guess who Smike's father turns out to be?
03:03Ralph Nickleby.
03:05Ha!
03:05Have a good time.
03:12Yo, Lucky, you busy?
03:20Feel like shooting the breeze?
03:25Probably on the phone with his friends.
03:32I'm Dr. Laura Schrock,
03:33and we're back with Jody on the line.
03:35Are you still there?
03:36I'm here, Dr. Schrock.
03:37Jody, what do you think is the cause of your loneliness?
03:40Well, for one thing,
03:42Los Angeles seems so overwhelming.
03:45Moving here was like moving to a different planet.
03:47I could relate.
03:49I'm just so afraid of rejection.
03:52People react funny when they find out I'm not like them.
03:55I could relate to that, too.
03:57Sometimes you have to risk being hurt
03:59if you want things to change.
04:01Put yourself out there, Jody.
04:03You'll find a friend.
04:05Hey, Jody, you like redheads?
04:07Thanks for listening, Dr. Schrock.
04:09Sometimes it's important
04:10just to have a caring person to talk to.
04:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:12Stay on the line a second.
04:13We have a pass to Magic Mountain for you.
04:15Our number, once again, is 555-4455.
04:18We'll be right back after this message.
04:21555-4455.
04:24555-4455.
04:33Hello.
04:34Hi, hi.
04:34This is Alf.
04:35Yeah, let me speak to Jody.
04:37Jody, that emotional basket case
04:41that was talking a minute ago.
04:44Why not?
04:46Well, can you give her my number?
04:48Yeah, it's 555-8531.
04:52Tell her she found a friend.
04:54I wish I had one.
05:04Hello?
05:06Yeah.
05:06Yeah, this is Alf.
05:08Oh, Jody.
05:10Nice of you to call.
05:12Yeah, hold on a second.
05:13Jody, what's up, babe?
05:28Shot is up, and it's good.
05:34Three points.
05:38Alf, in polite society,
05:39anyone doesn't cut one's toenails in the living room.
05:42Why not?
05:43Because it causes one to barf up one's dinner.
05:46Go on.
05:48Just don't do it.
05:50Fine.
05:52Oh, hey, get that, will you?
05:54It's probably Jody.
05:57If it's Jody, why don't you get it?
05:59What if it isn't?
06:00I'll get it.
06:04Hello?
06:06It's Jody.
06:07Who?
06:08Jody.
06:09I know.
06:10I'd just like to hear the sound of her name.
06:13Who is it?
06:14It's Jody.
06:15You just asked.
06:16I'm sorry, it's just this Jody business.
06:18Oh, I know.
06:19It's getting a little out of hand.
06:22Yeah, hold on a second, Jodester.
06:24Could you all step out on the porch for a few minutes?
06:27I'd like some privacy.
06:29Oh, why don't you use the kitchen phone?
06:31No problem.
06:32Just hang up when I tell you.
06:36I don't know about this.
06:42This is the third time they've spoken today.
06:45I think it's nice that Alf has a friend outside the family.
06:48Hang up!
06:49Now!
06:50I just wonder where this relationship is going to lead.
06:53Who says it has to lead anywhere?
06:55Is Alf going to get married?
06:57No, he's not going to...
06:59Why?
06:59Have you heard something?
07:01Ha!
07:02Ha!
07:03Oops.
07:04Oh, don't worry about it, Jodester.
07:06It's just a gravy boat.
07:07I'll talk to you later.
07:10Nobody walk barefoot in the kitchen.
07:12How's the Jodester?
07:18Terrific.
07:19We have so much in common.
07:21We both love cats.
07:22Of course, I like mine with a side of fries.
07:26Ha!
07:26Ha!
07:29Oops.
07:30Love has made me a klutz.
07:32Alf, you know, we're all really happy that you found a friend outside the family, but...
07:37Yeah, I can't wait to meet her.
07:39Meet her?
07:39Mm-hmm.
07:40Didn't I tell you?
07:41We have a date tomorrow.
07:42A date?
07:44Alf, you can't go out on a date.
07:46Why not?
07:48Have you looked in a mirror lately?
07:49No, mine's broken.
07:51Oh, by the way, don't walk barefoot in the laundry room, either.
07:55Alf, uh...
07:56If you go out with Jody, someone will see you.
08:01No, they won't.
08:02I'm going to Jody's place.
08:03But Jody will see you.
08:05That's where I lucked out.
08:07Jody's blind.
08:08Blind?
08:09Blind.
08:11Alf, you can't go out with her.
08:14Because she's blind?
08:16Yeah, Mom, because she's blind.
08:18This has nothing to do with her being sightless.
08:22Say the word, Kate.
08:23She's blind.
08:24Her blindness isn't the problem.
08:26Then what is the problem?
08:28Yeah, Mom, what do you have against the Jodester?
08:31Brian, don't you have some homework to do?
08:34It can wait.
08:34No, it can't.
08:36Yes.
08:38Alf, uh, we don't have anything against Jody.
08:42Great.
08:42Can I borrow the car?
08:43No.
08:44I won't let Jody drive.
08:47What happens when Jody starts asking questions, like where you came from?
08:51Jerry knows.
08:52Cincinnati.
08:54Cincinnati?
08:55Mm-hmm.
08:55What else did you tell her?
08:57Everything.
08:57I told her about my business, wholesale band equipment, and my two lovely children.
09:05Your children?
09:06The twins.
09:07From my brief marriage to Kathy Rigby.
09:10Alf, I think it was wrong to lie to her.
09:12I know.
09:14But what else could I do?
09:16But eventually Jody's going to learn the truth.
09:19Not if Kathy Rigby keeps her mouth shut.
09:23Seeing Jody at all is much too dangerous.
09:27You know it, and we know it.
09:29So, uh, what you're saying is, I can't have any friends.
09:35Alf, you have lots of friends.
09:37I'm your friend.
09:38Brian's your friend.
09:40I'm your friend.
09:42See, you have lots of friends.
09:44Uh, including me.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Just no friends outside the family.
09:52If you need me, I'll be in my room.
09:56Alone again.
09:57Naturally.
09:59I'd clean it up, but I'm too depressed.
10:13Well, Mr. Ginsburg, I guess it's just you and me.
10:18What do you want to do?
10:20Sing?
10:22Play charades?
10:24Go to a sock hop?
10:26Ha!
10:27Ha!
10:28Ha!
10:28Ha!
10:29Oh, no.
10:32I've killed my only friend.
10:35Hey, Alf?
10:37Excuse me.
10:39Yes?
10:40What?
10:41Uh, Alf, how would you like to go outside and throw around the old frisbee?
10:45The old what?
10:47The old frisbee!
10:48Yeah, here.
10:48I'll show you how it goes.
10:51I guess I'm not in the mood.
10:54We're just trying to cheer you up.
10:55I don't need cheering up.
10:57I'm happy.
10:59I've got my cot, my washer-dryer combo, and I'm talking to socks.
11:05Okay.
11:06Okay.
11:07Uh, if you want to play, though.
11:09We'll be right outside.
11:11Fine.
11:11Brian, Brian better wear a face mask.
11:14I'll be right out.
11:16Ow.
11:20I hate seeing you like this.
11:22I hate to be like this.
11:24I feel like streaky Macintosh.
11:27Streaky who?
11:28Macintosh.
11:30Back on Melmac.
11:31We were orbit guards together.
11:35He didn't have any friends either.
11:37Of course, he was obnoxious.
11:41Am I obnoxious?
11:43No, Alf, you're not.
11:46Good.
11:48I'm sure things will get better.
11:51That's easy for you to say.
11:53You're not the one who just bought a one-way ticket to Lonelyville.
11:57No.
11:58But I do understand.
12:00I mean, Dr. Schrock says we should take risks, but, uh, how can I take a risk when there's
12:05no one to take a risk with?
12:12I'll help you.
12:14You'll what?
12:15I'll help you take that risk.
12:26Where's the styling moose?
12:28Bottom shelf.
12:30Talcum powder.
12:34Under the sink.
12:39Mouthwash.
12:40In the medicine cabinet.
12:45Mop.
12:46Never mind.
12:46Let's go.
12:51Nobody walked barefoot in the bathroom.
12:53Come on.
12:53We're going to be late.
12:54Well, how do I look?
12:55Like a real hunk.
12:57A hunk of what?
12:59Come on.
12:59Come on.
13:01No, really.
13:01A hunk of what?
13:04Okay.
13:05Cost is clear.
13:06I thought she lived alone.
13:13How come she has all these rooms?
13:15This is where Jody lives.
13:18No, I still think I should have brought her something, you know?
13:23Some flowers.
13:24Some candy.
13:25A Rambo doll.
13:27Alf, you don't have to bring her anything.
13:29You mean you gals don't care about that sort of thing?
13:31Well, we care a lot, but it's too late.
13:35Maybe not.
13:36Let me see what Willie's got in his coat.
13:39Ah!
13:40Oh, my gosh.
13:41It's somebody's hand.
13:42Alf, it's a glove.
13:45I'll be back at 9 o'clock.
13:47Sharp.
13:479, right.
13:48Okay, sharp.
13:49Sharp.
13:49Sharp.
13:50Right.
13:50What am I doing?
13:51Don't let her know you're an alien.
13:54All right already.
13:54Okay.
13:55Okay.
13:55Okay, bye.
13:56All right.
13:56Bye.
13:57Bye.
13:57Bye.
13:58Nine sharp, not an alien.
14:00Nine sharp, not an alien.
14:01Who is it?
14:02Uh, not an alien.
14:03Oh, you know, it's Alf.
14:05Me.
14:06Alf, hi.
14:08I'm Jody.
14:09It's a pleasure to meet you.
14:12Oh, please, you don't have to bow.
14:19Hey, nice place you have here.
14:22In case you were wondering.
14:24Thank you.
14:25I decorated it myself.
14:27In case you were wondering.
14:30Shall we sit down?
14:31Oh, good idea.
14:32There's a chair right in front of you.
14:34I wondered what that was.
14:38Would you like some shrimp hors d'oeuvres?
14:41Shrimp or what?
14:42Hors d'oeuvres.
14:44Hmm.
14:44That's a tough choice.
14:46I'll go with the shrimp.
14:48Oh.
14:51I get it.
14:52Shrimp hors d'oeuvres.
14:54Cat hairs.
15:05Oh.
15:07I'm so embarrassed.
15:09I thought I got them all.
15:11Persian.
15:1278.
15:14Could be a 79.
15:15You'll probably be covered with hair by the time you leave.
15:22Oh, hey, I'm used to it.
15:23Oh, tasty vittles.
15:25Oh, good.
15:27Well, I was worried you wouldn't like it.
15:30Nowadays, you don't know what to make.
15:31You never know what people will eat.
15:34Some people won't eat red meat.
15:36Some won't eat sugar.
15:37Some won't eat fried foods or dairy products.
15:39Hey, thanks.
15:44They were delicious.
15:46Here you go.
15:47Were?
15:49Well, I'm glad you enjoyed them.
15:53Oh, I'm sorry.
15:54Did you want some?
15:56Actually, I'm too nervous to eat.
15:58I eat when I'm nervous.
16:00You're nervous, too?
16:01Mm-hmm.
16:02Of course.
16:03I also eat when I'm not nervous.
16:05I eat when I'm depressed.
16:07I eat when I'm bored.
16:08I eat when I'm lonely.
16:10I eat all the time.
16:11I'm a little overweight.
16:13I'm short.
16:14I'm blind.
16:15You win.
16:17But how about some music?
16:19Oh, the stereo's to your right.
16:21Thanks.
16:22If you hadn't said anything, I might have played the lamp.
16:26What would you like to hear?
16:28Oh, anything by the Archies or, uh, the Partridge family.
16:32I don't have any of those.
16:34Well, then, just stick on anything by the Chipmunks.
16:37Oh!
16:37Oh, stop!
16:39Alf!
16:40Alf!
16:40There's someone calling you.
16:42Where?
16:43Alf, I'm blind, but I'm not deaf.
16:45Alf, come on!
16:47It's Kathy Rigby, isn't it?
16:50No, it's the girl I'm living with.
16:52What?
16:53It's not what you think.
16:55She's only 16 years old.
16:58It's worse than I thought.
17:00Alf!
17:01Alf, my parents are gonna catch us!
17:03Yeah, yeah, coming!
17:04I know this doesn't sound good, but, uh, I could explain everything.
17:10Just tell me the truth.
17:12The whole truth.
17:13I can't tell you the whole truth.
17:16Actually, I can't tell you any of it.
17:22Except one thing.
17:23I really care about you.
17:27I care about you, too, Alf.
17:29And I'm asking you to trust me.
17:33Well, you're asking an awful lot.
17:36I know I am.
17:36But, but remember what Dr. Schrock said.
17:40Sometimes you have to take a chance.
17:44But it seems that I'm taking a bigger chance than you are.
17:47You have no idea.
17:49Alf! Alf!
17:51Yeah, in a second.
17:53Jody, are you willing to take a chance on me?
17:59Yes.
18:00Good.
18:01Then let me ask you something.
18:03Alf, you've got to leave right now!
18:08So, how about it?
18:11Sounds good.
18:13Good night, Alf.
18:15Good night, Jody.
18:33We made it.
18:48Oh my gosh, the bathroom's a mess!
18:52Hi!
18:53You're late.
18:54Oh, sorry, we had to make a little stop along the way.
18:58Yeah, well, we thought about what you said before, about wanting a friend.
19:01So, here.
19:04This is Sparky.
19:06You got me a rat.
19:07Nice gesture.
19:09He's a hamster.
19:10Same genus, different species.
19:12They taste exactly alike.
19:16I'll take him back tomorrow.
19:19Tonight.
19:21Come on, Brian, let's get you to bed.
19:23Go.
19:24Hi, everybody.
19:25The bathroom's clean.
19:26Great.
19:27Great.
19:27You know, Lynn, I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:35Well, the important thing is that it's over.
19:38Yeah.
19:38At least until Saturday.
19:42Saturday?
19:44Guess who's coming to dinner.
19:46I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:47I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:47I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:48I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:48I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:49I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:49I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:50I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:51I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:52I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:53I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:54I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:55I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:56I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:57I'll never forget what you've done for me tonight.
19:58Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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