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00:00Thursday, 6.30pm
00:03It started out like any other night
00:06Lynn, we're gonna be late for the shower!
00:09Has anybody seen the yellow ribbon?
00:12I don't know, what color is it?
00:14Ha! Yeah! I kill me!
00:17Ha ha! You kill me!
00:20Go ahead, no arguments, it's time to get ready for bed, okay?
00:23Oh, sorry Alph, well guess what? Wait later
00:26Oh wait, here's that ribbon
00:29But, it's wet
00:31Forgot to tell ya, you're out of floss
00:35Maybe there's a chance I can find some ribbon without meat on it
00:38Not in that drawer
00:42I might have some meatless ribbon in the garage
00:45Forget the ribbon, a blender doesn't need ribbon
00:47Okay, you have Joanna's number, right?
00:49We won't have any problem, Brian's going to bed
00:51I've got a lot of reading to catch up on
00:53And I'm sure Alph will find something to do
00:57Make sure he doesn't
01:00Oh, I'll get it
01:03Hey, don't worry about the old Alphur
01:07Channel 9's running psycho
01:09Oh by the way, we're out of popcorn
01:12I'll put it on the shopping list next to floss
01:15No chance to run out now and get it, I suppose
01:20Right, I'll just see if I can scrounge a few kernels from the sofa
01:27Ready, what do you think?
01:30I love that dress
01:31Thanks
01:32Willie, we're leaving
01:33Hold on, hold on
01:34That was Herb from the office
01:36The computer's down
01:37He can't access the files
01:38I've gotta go in and reload the backups
01:40You have to go now?
01:41I've got no choice
01:42The budget's due tomorrow
01:44Honey, we can't leave Brian alone
01:46I'm here
01:47Well, maybe I could take him with me
01:49It's his school night
01:50He goes to bed in 10 minutes
01:51I'll stay
01:52Well, you can't
01:53You're in the wedding party
01:54I'm not
01:56This is just great
01:57What are we gonna do now?
01:59Um
02:00Hello
02:01How about me?
02:02For what?
02:04To sit with Brian
02:07What do you think?
02:14Do I think we should let an alien from outer space watch Psycho while our son sleeps in the other room?
02:21Hey, no problem
02:22Just leave me the keys to the liquor cabinet
02:26I'm not sure
02:28No problem
02:29There's my phone
02:30I'm not sure
02:31What does it have you need
02:32To 이것도
02:35I'm sorry
02:36Wait
02:37There's the idea
02:39Not again
02:40To take Defense
02:41To save
02:42Go
02:43To Sch Нils
02:44That I'm sorry
02:45If only
02:46To
02:47The
02:49Luke
02:49How about
02:50To
02:51You
02:52You
02:53This
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05:10But recently it seems your TV has been on awfully late
05:14You know, now you mention it
05:16I really have had trouble sleeping lately
05:20But you know, I couldn't help but notice
05:22How much garbage you've been putting out lately
05:24Well, if I didn't know any better
05:26I'd think you've been taking in porters
05:28You know how it is when I can't sleep
05:32I eat
05:33My Trevor is the same way
05:36Is this the new lamp?
05:39Uh, Mrs. Agmonick
05:41Mrs. Agmonick
05:42I really have to go now
05:44Here's the number
05:45I'll only be gone a couple of hours
05:47Don't worry about a thing
05:48Oh, and please stay out of the bedroom
05:52If you don't mind
05:53It's kind of a mess
05:55Whatever you say
05:56Please stay out of the bedroom
06:00Does he think I am a snoop?
06:09Thank you
06:11The room seems very nice
06:13Yes, it's kind of stuck
06:16Let me open the window
06:18Why, thank you, Archie
06:21Meanwhile in the bedroom
06:23I was just finishing the jigsaw puzzle
06:26When I heard the haunting strains of the movie
06:30I so desperately wanted to see
06:33But you don't
06:35Thank you very much
06:37You've been very kind
06:38Uh, I was wondering
06:41Is there a diner or a cafe open nearby?
06:45Well, seeing as though it's raining
06:55And I'm all alone
06:57I was wondering whether
06:59You'd like to come up to the house
07:02And have supper with me
07:04Why?
07:07That would be very kind
07:08If you're sure it's not an imposition
07:10Uh, really
07:12I know you've been a respected company
07:14Oh, no
07:15On the contrary
07:17I'd be delighted
07:19Well, I'd like that very much
07:21Thank you
07:22Why don't you
07:23Freshen up
07:26And when supper's ready
07:29I'll come down and call for you
07:31Thank you
07:32Thank you very much
07:34Well
07:36Thank you
07:37I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles
07:49An hour later
07:51You're hungry again
07:52Yo
08:02Pizza Barge
08:03Yeah
08:04I'd like to order
08:05One large special
08:07The works
08:08To travel
08:08One six seven
08:11Hemdale
08:12Grazie
08:13Oh, oh
08:14And listen
08:15Could you leave it by the oak tree
08:17In the backyard
08:18I don't know
08:20I'm superstitious
08:21I decided to go outside
08:35And wait for the pizza
08:36Big mistake
08:38I don't know
08:43I just thought it was horrific
08:44I don't know
08:44I can't have it by the oak tree
08:45I don't know
08:46Oh, oh
08:59Oh!
09:08Trevor, get over here quick.
09:11I think there's somebody else in this house.
09:26Trevor, what took you so long?
09:29The Dodgers batted around.
09:30Now, what's so important that I have to leave the game?
09:33I think there's somebody else in this house.
09:35I heard a scream.
09:39Don't wake me up when you come home.
09:41It wasn't the TV.
09:43The scream I heard came from the back bedroom.
09:47Maybe it was the cat.
09:48No cat would scream like that.
09:51Maybe it was in heat.
09:54It sounded like a human scream, and it came from this room.
09:57All right, all right.
10:02I'm going in.
10:04If I don't come back, you can start dating.
10:06I've already tried it.
10:07It's locked.
10:11Now it's open.
10:13What are you, narrating this?
10:14I'm scared.
10:16Rick really even told me to stay out of this room.
10:19Look in the bathroom.
10:20Oh, for crying out loud.
10:26Hey!
10:26Trevor, what is it?
10:28They got one of them cushioned toilet seats.
10:30Let's get one, Raquel.
10:31I'm tired of living in the dark ages.
10:35Just check the window, will you?
10:44There, it's locked.
10:46Now, if you don't mind, I'm going back and watch the Dodgers blow a big lead.
10:49As for me, my only thought was to get back to my room and rake myself.
10:58Nice to meet you all.
11:06My name is Mr. Arrogance.
11:12Hello, sister.
11:16Proud to take you.
11:20Well, $40,000 is exactly.
11:23Your sister disappeared from $40,000.
11:26That's a lot of money.
11:36Are you sure you don't know something about all this?
11:39I don't know a thing about it.
11:41A light snack would hold me over until the pizza came.
11:46Unfortunately, Lucky had the same idea.
11:56Pizza barge!
12:10One super Sicilian.
12:11That's me.
12:13Here's your pizza.
12:14Sorry I couldn't leave it by a tree.
12:15It's against company policy.
12:17I don't understand.
12:17Well, you see, the last time we left one by a tree, a squirrel died.
12:21No, I mean, I didn't order a pizza and I refused to pay for it.
12:25Lady, it's already paid for.
12:26House account.
12:27Oh, well, in that case.
12:29What about my tip?
12:33Hey, is this enough?
12:35Huh, sure.
12:36In some states, I can still make a phone call.
12:37Trevor, did you order a pizza and have it sent over here?
12:56What are you talking about?
12:57Well, the strangest thing just happened.
13:00A pizza arrived already paid for.
13:02You're telling me you got a pizza there?
13:06That's right.
13:07I'll be right over.
13:13It's gone.
13:28Trevor, you're not going to believe this, but it's gone.
13:30What's gone?
13:31The pizza.
13:32You didn't even leave me a slice.
13:34I didn't eat it.
13:35It disappeared.
13:36Trevor, something's going on in this house between the noises and the screams and this pizza thing.
13:43What are you talking about?
13:44There's a pizza over there on the counter.
13:48Well, I'll be go to the market.
13:50It's back.
13:51I'll be go to the market?
13:53Yes, it's back.
13:57Mmm.
13:59Delicious.
14:00Could be a little hotter.
14:02Trevor, can't you stay here and watch the game?
14:04I don't want to be alone.
14:06Take it easy, Raquel.
14:08I haven't seen you this bad since the eclipse.
14:11Fine.
14:11Then you tell me where the pizza went.
14:14I'll do better than that.
14:15I'll tell you where it's going.
14:16I had done everything I could think of to pass the time.
14:25One thing was certain.
14:27Blue was not my color.
14:29What are you doing answering the phone?
14:44I live here.
14:44Where's Mrs. Ogmonick?
14:47She lives next door.
14:48I know she lives.
14:50Where is she now?
14:52I don't know.
14:53Last time I saw her, she was giving away my pizza.
14:57Pete?
14:58I called to speak to Mrs. Ogmonick.
15:03Just a minute, I'll get her.
15:04No.
15:05Don't move out of that room.
15:06I'll call back.
15:08You're done.
15:09Kids.
15:23Hello?
15:27Why do you keep answering the phone?
15:30You keep calling.
15:32Is everything all right?
15:33Everything's fine.
15:35Oh, oh, and the cat's going to be okay.
15:37The cat?
15:38What happened to the cat?
15:39I closed the refrigerator door on his tail.
15:43What were you doing in the kitchen?
15:45Well, I had to break in the back door after I fell out the window.
15:51Where are you now?
15:52What are you doing?
15:53I'm in the bedroom wearing a blue dress.
15:57Don't move from that spot.
15:59Where would I go?
15:59I don't have the right shoes.
16:03I'm coming home.
16:05I should have locked him in the garage.
16:08But you could...
16:08Kids.
16:11Kids.
16:20Brian, is that you?
16:25Operator, this is an emergency.
16:34What's the number for 911?
16:40And then it happened.
16:42He came into my life.
16:45At first, I thought it was Santa Claus.
16:49Then it soon dawned on me.
16:53Santa probably wouldn't smell of cheap wine.
16:55Besides, he was beginning to fill up his bag
17:01with stuff that didn't belong to him.
17:06I was scared stiff, but I knew I had to do something.
17:11I realized for that moment, I was the man of the house.
17:16Uh, excuse me, sir, but, uh, may I have a word with you?
17:22Who said that?
17:23I did.
17:25Can you take some constructive criticism?
17:28What you're doing here is wrong.
17:37It must be one of them talking dolls.
17:40Oh, yeah?
17:41Ever have a talking doll rip out your voice box?
17:44Oh, Mr. Tanner, thank God you're home.
17:55This evening has been a nightmare.
17:57So I heard.
17:58No, no, this is...
18:00I don't know what's going on here.
18:03I hope the police get here soon.
18:06Police?
18:06Weird things have been going on in this house all night,
18:09especially in your bedroom.
18:14Lynn, uh, take Mrs. Ogmonick into the kitchen
18:16and give her some tea.
18:18Okay, Mom.
18:19Come on, Mrs. Ogmonick.
18:20Would you prefer herbal tea or regular?
18:23I'd prefer scotch.
18:24So, how was the shower?
18:36In the world?
18:39Alf, what are you doing in my dress?
18:42Sorry.
18:43I thought it was Lynn's.
18:44You've really done it this time.
18:47Any semblance of faith or trust I had in you is good.
18:52I can explain.
18:53What could you possibly say
18:55that would explain what's happened in this house tonight?
18:57Tonight, I set a thief on the straight and narrow.
19:00What are you talking about?
19:02Willie, my jewelry box is missing.
19:06So are my good gold cufflinks.
19:09And my good watch.
19:11And my antique cameo.
19:13Where are they?
19:14Probably being pawned.
19:16Wait a minute.
19:18What? Look.
19:19Look.
19:20There really was a thief in this house tonight, wasn't there, Alf?
19:23Two of them.
19:24One took your jewels.
19:25The other took my pizza.
19:28The police are here.
19:30What'd you do, Alf?
19:32Sure.
19:33Blame the guy in the dress.
19:35No, don't make a sound.
19:37Stay right here.
19:38And take off that dress.
19:40All right.
19:41But I feel it only fair to warn you
19:43I'm not wearing anything underneath.
19:57Mr. and Mrs. Tanner,
19:58we're responding to your call.
20:00Can you identify this property?
20:01That's my jewelry box.
20:02Those are my cufflinks.
20:03This man chased our car for two blocks
20:05claiming he'd stolen this merchandise.
20:07I did.
20:08I swear I did.
20:08I deserve the maximum penalty.
20:09Relax, pal.
20:11If you'll come down to the station
20:12and fill out a report,
20:13you can reclaim your property
20:15if you want it.
20:16Yes, we do.
20:18Fine.
20:18Let's go.
20:19Ask him.
20:19Well, you said you'd ask him.
20:20Now, ask him.
20:22Um, this man claims he saw some hideous creature
20:26with a huge nose.
20:27Wearing a blue dress.
20:30He says it talked to him.
20:32It did.
20:32I swear it did.
20:34Thank you, Lynn.
20:36I think I'll be going home now.
20:38Excuse me?
20:42Well, at least you can't plead insanity.
20:45Good night.
20:46Willie!
20:51I know what you're thinking.
20:53But we got through it.
20:54Everything's all right.
20:56Everything's back to normal.
20:58Hey!
20:59Can somebody unzip me in here?
21:00Thank you.
21:16Bye!
21:29Bye!
21:29Bye!
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