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00:00Willi! Big news!
00:03The Alphers won a contest!
00:06Yeah? Well, let's see.
00:10You want a copy of Cat Lover's Monthly?
00:14Kind of a letdown. No recipes.
00:18How did you win this?
00:20Well, I entered that publisher's sweepstakes thing.
00:23I licked all those magazine stamps and stuck them on my entry.
00:27You sent in all those stamps?
00:33Well, all except Red Book.
00:34It still stuck to the roof of my mouth.
00:39Just how many magazines did you win?
00:43Check the front porch.
00:53Alph, you didn't win any sweepstakes.
00:56You've subscribed to hundreds of magazines.
01:02Well, that explains this personal thank you note from Ed McMahon.
01:05And you just won't have the beer.
01:06You can throw them in.
01:07LAUGHTER
01:07які
01:27Musik
01:57Well, here's your cappuccino.
02:06Where's the grated cheese?
02:08I'll get it.
02:11Willie, Kate, I have something to tell you.
02:15This time the old Alphers really won something.
02:19What now? Eleven records for a penny?
02:22No. This time the Alphers won stuff for everybody.
02:27Pony rides for Brian?
02:29Tennis lessons for Lynn?
02:31Dinner and dancing for you, too?
02:33And best of all, for the old Alphers, a toaster.
02:42I guess you didn't hear me.
02:44A toaster!
02:45We heard you.
02:47Did I mention that the toaster talks?
02:51Oh, Alf, this is just a real estate promotion.
02:54A free toaster for listening to a sales pitch about vacation homes.
02:59You mean no pony rides?
03:01There may be a pony ride, but there's also a seven-hour car ride to get to this place.
03:07I'm not driving seven hours.
03:10Sorry, Alf.
03:11Alph-er.
03:13Alph-er.
03:14They lied to a child?
03:24Hi, neighbor.
03:25Oh, hi.
03:26Got you a present.
03:29Thanks.
03:30Won't you come in?
03:31Oh, I noticed your garbage cans have been flowing over.
03:35Oh, yeah, we've been throwing out a lot of magazines lately.
03:39Yeah.
03:40These insert things are all over your porch and lawn.
03:44I kept the perfume samples.
03:46Wife's birthday's next week.
03:49She'll be touched.
03:51As am I.
03:52Hey!
03:54You got a letter from Rancho Estates, too.
03:57Oh, yeah, the toaster people.
03:59Yeah, yeah.
04:01Raquel and me, we go to these things all the time.
04:04Hey!
04:05You want to go together?
04:07Together?
04:07No, no, we're not interested.
04:10What, because of me?
04:12No, no, I didn't mean that.
04:14We'd love to spend a weekend with you folk, but we're not interested in a seven-hour drive.
04:21Oh, you could fly there in one hour.
04:23Yeah, sure, but who could afford it?
04:25I'll fly you there for nothing.
04:27My friend lets me borrow his plane on weekends.
04:31You're a pilot?
04:32Yeah, I flew in Korea.
04:34Over in Sean, I took some commie flack on my ribs.
04:38You want to see this car?
04:41Oh, how you doing, Kate?
04:43Trevor?
04:46Then it's settled.
04:48See you Friday night after work.
04:49At the airport.
04:50What's settled?
04:53What airport?
04:54Oh, thanks again for the garbage can, Trevor.
04:57What garbage can?
05:00This garbage can.
05:02And Trevor wants to fly us to Rancho Estates.
05:05Way to go, Mr. O!
05:08We don't have to see Mr. Yakmonik in a bathing suit, do we?
05:11No, because we're not going.
05:15Why?
05:16It'll be fun.
05:17What, a weekend with Yakmonik's?
05:19Well, you know, it's not as if we have to share the same bathroom, do we?
05:23No.
05:25Let's go anyway.
05:27Even if you could get me in a plane with Trevor,
05:31we still have the problem of leaving Alf all alone.
05:34Well, now, maybe that's not that big a problem.
05:37Alf has gone six months without starting a fire.
05:39Uh, Dad?
05:42Please?
05:44Gee, a vacation would be nice, wouldn't it?
05:47Yeah.
05:48Okay, let's go.
05:49Oh, great!
05:52I'm ready!
05:57Uh-oh.
05:59Am I going alone?
06:02No, Alf, we're going alone.
06:09This is Captain Yakmonik speaking.
06:16For those with cameras, on your left is the Tujunga Toxic Waste Dump.
06:20I'll fly in lower so you can get a better view.
06:23No, don't.
06:24We can see it flying from here.
06:25Boy, I sure get a kick out of flying passengers for a change.
06:30Instead of just cargo.
06:33Where's that smell coming from?
06:35In the cargo hold where the pigs are.
06:38Daddy, I feel so sick.
06:40I mean, why do we have to fly facing backwards anyway?
06:44I guess so we can keep our eye on the pigs.
06:47There you go.
06:56Willie, this place is really nice.
06:58I'm kind of surprised.
06:59Me too.
07:00The hotel is great.
07:01I keep looking for the catch.
07:04Hello, you must be the Tanners.
07:06I'm Bill Lohman, sales manager for Rancho Estates.
07:10I was expecting you.
07:11Oh, no, Mr. Tanner.
07:12I think you were expecting the hard sell.
07:14Well, there's no need to worry about that.
07:16Good, because after you've seen this slideshow,
07:19you are going to be begging me to sell you a home.
07:23Buenos Dias, that means good day.
07:25And at Rancho Estates, every day is a good day.
07:30Would it be okay if we looked at this later?
07:34Uh, when later?
07:35Much later.
07:37Oh, absolutely, no problem.
07:40You know, you folks should first enjoy some tennis,
07:42some swimming, and some fishing.
07:43And if you need me,
07:45I'll be following you in a golf cart.
07:51You know, we expected a sales pitch.
07:54Yeah.
07:54That's no reason why we still can't enjoy ourselves.
07:58Golf!
07:59Buenos Dias!
08:00Let's clear this up.
08:15Are you or are you not happy to see me?
08:19I'm happy, Al.
08:21Are those chocolates?
08:23How did you get here?
08:24I stowed away in Kate's suitcase.
08:28Oh, no.
08:29Now I'll have your hair all over my clothes.
08:32Take it easy.
08:33Your clothes are hair-free
08:35and hanging neatly in the closet back home.
08:39What am I supposed to wear here?
08:42Well, I love what you've got on now.
08:44Perfect for every occasion.
08:46Alf, we trusted you to stay out of trouble.
08:52I trusted you to get my toaster.
08:54And I don't see it anywhere.
08:56Let alone hear it.
09:00But the fact is, I felt neglected.
09:04I'm a member of this family, too, you know.
09:06I just wanted to be with the people I love.
09:11And get that toaster.
09:15Hey, Tanner, guess what?
09:17We are joining rooms.
09:19Hey, open up.
09:20Can't we shake this guy?
09:22Uh, Brian, quick, you better hide out from the bedroom.
09:25All right.
09:26But don't start that slideshow without me.
09:28Dad, what are you doing up so early?
09:47I'm sorry, hon.
09:49I never got to sleep.
09:52I spent the whole night listening to the acmonic snore.
09:57Both snore?
09:58In a pattern.
10:02Like a conversation.
10:05Didn't you hear it?
10:07Yeah, but I just thought it was the ice machine.
10:11Alf.
10:13Where's Alf?
10:15Well, I thought he was in with you.
10:16Kate!
10:17What's wrong?
10:19I can't find Alf.
10:23I'm right here.
10:26Willie, what's wrong?
10:28Where were you?
10:31Out catching catfish.
10:33Well, somebody could have seen you.
10:34No way!
10:35This place is a morgue before dawn.
10:38I wanted to surprise you guys by serving catfishing bed.
10:42Hey, Tanner!
10:45Rise and shine!
10:48Bedroom.
10:49Bathroom!
10:49Gotta clean the fish.
10:51Come on, V!
10:51Good morning, Trevor.
10:59We've got a bidet.
11:03It's Brian.
11:05In the morning, his voice is a lot lower.
11:07Sounds like he's shaving.
11:10Oh, yeah.
11:11Uh-huh.
11:11Yeah.
11:13I won't allow him to have a mustache.
11:16That's good.
11:17You gotta take a stand.
11:20Listen, since we're up already, why not go for a pony ride?
11:23Oh, thanks, Trevor.
11:26We're just gonna stay here.
11:29Yes, it's such a great room.
11:30We don't want to waste it.
11:32Like going out.
11:34But you gotta go out.
11:35You gotta go to the big sales presentation.
11:37It's mandatory for everybody.
11:41All of us?
11:42Away from this room?
11:43At the same time?
11:44Yeah, what the heck.
11:47Get crazy.
11:53Alf, he's gone.
11:55He's busy scaling catfish.
11:58Catfish don't have scales.
12:01Then I won't be needing your shaver anymore.
12:05Neither will I.
12:14Nice dress, Mom.
12:18Yeah, Kate.
12:18You look real sexy in that.
12:21Well, anyone would look good in this.
12:25Trevor.
12:26Hmm.
12:27You know you're not supposed to be eating shellfish.
12:29You'll have an allergic reaction.
12:31It's a lot safer than the Mexican food Tanner's eating.
12:34Huh, Tanner?
12:35What?
12:36Oh.
12:37I'm sorry.
12:38I was worrying about whether our room would be all right.
12:44All alone.
12:48Our room will be fine, Dad.
12:50It has a toaster to keep it company.
12:58Toast.
12:59Ha!
13:00Ah!
13:02Toast.
13:04Toast.
13:06Toast now.
13:12Hello, room service.
13:13Send another bag of bread to room 13.
13:18Yeah, leave it outside the door again.
13:20Those things.
13:21Quiet.
13:22I'm on the phone.
13:24Oh, hey.
13:24And bring some tartar sauce.
13:27Thanks.
13:29Now let's see what you can do with catfish.
13:32You know, your daughter is a terrific tennis player.
13:40You know, honey, if you lived up here, you could play every day.
13:43Yeah.
13:44Why don't you tell your dad how much you'd like to live here?
13:47No.
13:48Oh, go on.
13:49Tell him.
13:49No.
13:50Tell him!
13:51No!
13:51All right, settle down, folks.
13:54We'll begin the sales presentation in just a minute.
13:57That's why we're here, right?
13:58Of course, there are some people who keep coming back for the free room and shellfish.
14:09Last chance for seconds.
14:11Trevor, you said you were only going back for salad.
14:15I did.
14:15It's underneath the shrimp.
14:18Hey, Tanner.
14:19You didn't need a thing.
14:22You're still worried about your room.
14:25No.
14:31Miller, was that...
14:33Yes, it was.
14:41I warned them about that Mexican food.
14:49I tell you, Tanner, I thought only rock stars got kicked out of hotels.
14:56Yeah, I can't imagine what caused that toaster to short circuit.
15:00But I'm going to find out.
15:03Sure stunk up the place.
15:05Smelt the burnt fish all the way to the lobby.
15:10By the way, how's that smell back in the cargo section?
15:15I, for one, miss the pigs.
15:19I'm sorry.
15:19I meant to hose down the jackals.
15:23Hey, Raquel.
15:24I feel a little woozy.
15:26Get me a bromo, will you?
15:28I warned you about that shellfish, Trevor.
15:30Just get it, all right?
15:32I'll get it in a second.
15:34I have to put ointment on my shoulders.
15:38That hotel ought to warn their guests about the sun.
15:40Quite possibly the worst weekend of our entire lives.
15:54You haven't stopped complaining since I burned down that room.
16:00You, back with the jackals.
16:03They're hyenas, and I don't like them.
16:06They're jackals.
16:07Then why are they laughing yet?
16:15Lieutenant McIntosh, give me the coordinates.
16:19We're almost over enemy territory.
16:22Oh, what enemy territory?
16:24What enemy territory?
16:26What do you think that is, the Mississippi River?
16:28Those are the bridges of Toko Rhee.
16:30Trevor.
16:34Trevor.
16:36Snap out of it, Trevor.
16:37The war is over.
16:38Boy, I did overdo the shellfish.
16:41Willie?
16:41Willie, what's wrong?
16:43I'm not sure.
16:44Trevor?
16:44How serious is this allergy?
16:46It's nothing.
16:48Listen, would you switch on the autopilot?
16:50Where is it?
16:51It's right down there.
16:52Thanks.
16:56I'm going to get up, move around a little, stretch for a minute, so I don't pass out.
17:06Oh.
17:07Oh, no.
17:08Trevor.
17:08Oh, Trevor.
17:10Trevor.
17:11Trevor, say something.
17:13Oh, good.
17:14The USO.
17:16Is she okay?
17:17Oh, my gosh.
17:18What are we going to do?
17:18Who's going to fly the plane?
17:20Dad, you fly it.
17:21Now, relax, everybody.
17:23Nobody is going to fly this plane.
17:26Uh, Dad.
17:29I'll fly it.
17:31You...
17:31We have an emergency.
17:33I'm the logical choice.
17:36Oh, by the way, you were right.
17:37They're not hyenas.
17:39But they are laughing.
17:43Alf can fly a plane?
17:45Oh, he can't even work the toaster.
17:47Well, he did fly a spaceship.
17:51Yeah.
17:52How different can it be?
17:55What does this do?
17:58Oh.
18:00I see.
18:03Trevor, stop fooling around.
18:06Oh, my gosh.
18:07Raquel.
18:09This door is stuck.
18:11Somebody help me.
18:13Oh.
18:13Oh.
18:14Oh.
18:15Just see, Alf.
18:16Help me block the door.
18:17Help is on the way, Raquel.
18:19Brian, sit down.
18:20Fashion to your seatbelt.
18:21What?
18:22Blocking the door?
18:23Um, a hyena.
18:26Well, did he figure it out?
18:28Can you fly it?
18:29I think so.
18:31I need to see an owner's manual.
18:33It is not an owner's manual.
18:36It is not an owner's manual.
18:36And I can't fly it.
18:38Oh.
18:38The laws of aerodynamics are the same everywhere in the universe.
18:43Yeah.
18:44That's right.
18:46What are they?
18:49We're heading straight to that mountain.
18:51I'll lose something quick.
18:54All right, all right.
18:55Easy.
18:56Easy.
18:57Up.
18:58Up.
18:59Up.
19:00And over.
19:02Yeah.
19:03This flying's a piece of cake.
19:05Oh.
19:05Oh, a piece of cake.
19:07That was a piece of luck.
19:09Luck.
19:10Ah.
19:11Check this out.
19:13Blah.
19:13I gotta hand it to you, Tanner.
19:19You did a great job bringing in that plane.
19:22But the next time, you might mention to the airport that you plan to land.
19:28I'll keep that in mind.
19:31Thank you so much for the dress.
19:33I don't know what I would have done without it.
19:36What a lovely weekend.
19:37We must do it again sometime.
19:39Okay, but only if we get the jackals.
19:43Come on, baby.
19:49Speak to the old Alfer.
19:53Are they gone?
19:54Yes.
19:55Oh, good.
19:56Then we could pick up where we left off.
19:59I believe you were thanking me for saving your lives.
20:03No, I believe we had already thanked you several times.
20:07Well, you could thank me again.
20:10No.
20:11Please?
20:12All right.
20:14Thank you, Alf.
20:17We never could have made it back without you.
20:19You're the best alien that any family...
20:22Oh, stop.
20:23Hold that thought, will you, Willie?
20:25My catfish are ready.
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20:57Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017