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00:00Hier geht's, Bride. Bring the plates.
00:07Nice meal, Kate.
00:08Even though the portions were extremely small.
00:11Sorry, we only had one pot roast.
00:15Guess what? The most exciting thing just happened.
00:18Scott Maynard wants to keep all of his hand equipment in our garage.
00:22New boyfriend, huh?
00:24Not yet.
00:25Boyfriend?
00:26You should see him. He's gorgeous.
00:29Better looking than me?
00:31He has darker hair.
00:34And less of it.
00:36Let's see.
00:37Anyway, Dad, he's got this rock band,
00:39and they keep their instruments and stuff in his garage,
00:41but Scott's dad's having this garage sale tomorrow,
00:43and he said that if Scott doesn't get all of his stuff out of there tonight,
00:46he'll sell it all for $5.
00:47So is it okay?
00:48Is what okay? I missed most of that.
00:51Who's dad? Who wants to come over tonight?
00:53Tonight?
00:54Yeah, tonight. In about 15 minutes, if Dad says yes.
00:57I thought we had a date.
00:59You and Lynn have a date?
01:02We're going to redecorate my room.
01:04I'm sorry, Alf. We'll have to redecorate another time.
01:07I see.
01:09Mom, can I borrow your pink sweater?
01:11Your father hasn't said yes yet.
01:12Dad, Scott could have called anybody in school about this,
01:16but he chose me.
01:18I see.
01:18Please, Dad, it's just for two days.
01:22I suppose Scott can keep his instruments here.
01:25Thanks, Dad.
01:26Mom?
01:28Yes, you can use the pink sweater.
01:29Thanks.
01:31Well, I guess it's just me and my swatches.
01:35Remember the decorating rules?
01:36The decorating consists of a couple of posters,
01:39maybe a coat of paint.
01:40Boy, it would have been a lot of fun during the Renaissance.
01:42Boops.
01:53Bye.
01:53Bye.
02:04Bye-bye.
02:06Bye.
02:07Bye-bye.
02:08Bye.
02:10Bye.
02:12Musik
02:42How many more trips just a couple of more I really appreciate this everybody in the band does well
02:49If you invite me to the next g-men show, we'll call it even oh, we're not the g-men anymore some other band had that name
02:55So we changed it
02:56see
02:59Wasn't there already a band called the doors you're kidding there was oh
03:05But that's okay. There's probably nobody alive who still remembers them
03:12So how come a cute girl like you isn't out on Friday night? Oh, I am
03:17usually but
03:19oh, you know
03:21sometimes I like to
03:23stay home and
03:25You know
03:26See my family. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm taking up your time with your family. I didn't know. No, no, I saw them
03:35Listen man
03:36Al
03:38What uh
03:40Nothing just
03:41Alf oh
03:45Well, anyway, I was gonna say there's a basketball game tomorrow night, and I was wondering if you'd want to go with me
03:51Me well, you don't have to say yes. I mean it's kind of short notice no
03:55No, I mean yes
03:59That sounds like fun
04:02Great how about seven o'clock?
04:06Uh nothing just uh locust
04:13All right here put this up
04:15What are you guys doing what they bring the screens what they bring the screens is not redecorating
04:33It's a matter of taste
04:36And throw it away
04:38There you go. Take her right down
04:41Take her outside and throw it away
04:45Okay, I need some advice
04:48Here is some advice don't ever do this again
04:52No, no, I need some advice about women women don't go for this kind of thing
04:59I got the message I was wrong kill me
05:02Okay, Alf, what is it i'm asking you this kate because you're a beautiful woman
05:12I mean that I really do
05:15Well, I I don't know if I think of myself quite like that but
05:21Beautiful and modest too
05:24What is it that you want to know like let's say a certain friend was attracted to a certain
05:30beautiful woman
05:32Are you still writing letters to connie chung?
05:36Well, it's someone a lot closer than that
05:40Actually, it's someone in this house
05:44oh
05:47And um you want to know how to win her over yeah
05:53How about a poem I a woman would love it and uh it doesn't involve wallpaper or glue
06:01A poem that's perfect
06:04I was somewhat of a bard on melmac you know oh you've written poems never hear of this one
06:10Jason jason he's our man if he can't do it nobody can
06:15I thought that was keats
06:18I'll start now there once was a young man from venus
06:22Alf
06:28What?
06:31I thought the rule was you were to ask before you use my tools
06:36Sorry, may I?
06:38Yes, you may
06:40See you're still in charge
06:45What do you need the tools for anyway?
06:47I'm trying to fix scott's piano
06:50He must have broken it when he dragged it in here
06:54Alf you have to turn it on
06:56Oh
06:59Didn't you learn about electronic music on melmac?
07:02Ancient history wasn't my best subject
07:06What are you doing here anyway?
07:07Well, I wrote a poem for someone and uh
07:12I want to put it to music
07:14Well, as you may or may not know many people think I am musically inclined
07:20Name three
07:22I don't think I have to name names
07:24May I see the poem?
07:31Take a look at me and tell me what you see
07:34Just another pretty face
07:37It's very amusing
07:39Then there's the chorus
07:40I can't get no satisfaction
07:44Shouldn't that be I can't get any satisfaction?
07:47Forget it that's an old draft
07:52Now let's wail
07:55Maybe something in the key of D
07:57Uh, may I suggest the key of E flat?
07:59It's more euphonious
08:02Great
08:03We need more euphoniousness
08:06Right
08:07Take a look at me and tell me what you see
08:12Just another pretty face
08:16That's nice, huh?
08:17Oh, yeah
08:18Yeah, it's the lovely
08:19Oh, thank you
08:21Thank you
08:21Feel free to use that
08:23I don't need any credit
08:30I'll call you if I ever audition for Hee Haw
08:32Yeah, now we're cooking
08:43I'm crying to bed
08:53He didn't even wake up when I took off his shoes
08:56So nice to have a quiet moment
08:57I thought Lynn would be home before now
09:00The game might have gone into overtime
09:03Well, maybe that's her
09:06Hello?
09:07Oh, hello, Mrs. Zuckmonick
09:09Uh, what loud rock music?
09:12Uh, what loud rock music?
09:13From our garage?
09:14Uh, I'll make sure that he doesn't do it again
09:17Uh, Brian, I mean
09:18Uh, make sure that he doesn't play his, uh, uh, his electric guitar
09:22Right, uh, too loudly
09:24Uh, or his saxophone
09:26Uh, good night, Mrs. Zuckmonick
09:33Well, I have a good gas, but you go first
09:35Well, when I left, Alf was writing a song
09:38I think it might have grown
09:41A song?
09:43Oh, no
09:44What?
09:44Willie, I think that Alf wrote that song for me
09:48For you?
09:50I might as well tell you this
09:52Alf has a crush on me
09:59Well, that's not the craziest thing I've ever heard
10:01No, no
10:03I'm sorry, no
10:04Of course it's not
10:05No
10:09Let's just drop it, okay?
10:14Besides, I actually, I know someone who does have a crush on you
10:17Uh, actually, it's not a crush
10:19It's
10:20It's quite serious
10:22Oh, really?
10:22Oh, mm-hmm
10:24And, uh, do you know something?
10:25What?
10:26Um, Alf is in the garage
10:28And, uh, Lynn is gone
10:30Brian's asleep
10:33We're, uh, we're all alone
10:37I'm not sure I remember what this is like
10:40Well
10:40M-may I remind you?
10:46Go for it, Willie
10:49Yeah
10:52What are you doing here?
10:53Looking for Lynn
10:54Where is she?
10:55She's still out with Scott
10:58I see
11:00Alf, we've had complaints from the neighbors
11:03Well, I'm not surprised
11:04She's setting a bad example for all the other daughters
11:08How's the song coming?
11:09It's not just a song
11:11It's a rock video
11:14Ow
11:15You made a rock video?
11:17Yeah, for Lynn
11:19You made it for Lynn?
11:23Yeah
11:25I see
11:27What's the matter?
11:30Nothing
11:31Nothing at all
11:37Too much caffeine?
11:39Stop
11:46You are so funny
11:48Singing into a parking meter like it was a microphone
11:51Yeah, I guess it was kind of cute
11:53And then when you tapped the meter and said
11:56Is this on?
11:57I thought I was gonna die
11:59Yeah, well, I've been glad to give you mouth to mouth
12:02What a yutz
12:03You know, Lynn, I had a nice time today
12:06That's no joke
12:08Me too
12:10I really would like to see you again
12:11Are you free next Friday?
12:13No
12:16Who's that?
12:17Uh, my dad
12:20Your dad?
12:21They seem like such a nice guy
12:23Hey, zit face
12:24Go home and make a clearasil sandwich
12:29Well, he's a little tired
12:31How about it, Sequoia Nick?
12:33You're gonna walk
12:34Or do I turn on the hose?
12:38Look, Lynn, I better go
12:39I don't want to get this jacket wet
12:40No
12:41No, Scott
12:41It sounds like he means business here, really
12:43Look, he may not even be talking about you
12:46Maybe he's watching a movie or
12:48Fighting with my mom
12:49He calls your mom Sequoia Nick
12:51Well, not very often
12:54Hit the road, Scott
12:57I think he means me, Lynn
12:58See ya
13:07Oh, hi
13:08Who won the game?
13:11Alf
13:12How dare you insult Scott?
13:14What is all this yelling about?
13:17I was just getting rid of a vagrant
13:19He made Scott leave
13:21If I hadn't scared the guy away
13:22He would have tried to kiss her
13:24I was hoping he would
13:27Well, just a small kiss
13:29That's the way it starts
13:31First a small kiss
13:32The next thing you know
13:33They're picking out drapes
13:35What are you talking about?
13:38I think I know
13:40Close your robe, Willie
13:41Oh
13:43Alf
13:45Alf
13:46I think it's time
13:48We discussed the facts of life
13:50As they apply to you and our teenage daughter
13:54Now, in case you don't know
13:57Girls, Lynn's age, date teenage boys
14:01I've learned to accept that
14:02And I'm afraid
14:03You're gonna have to do the same
14:05Fine
14:06See, if I care who she dates
14:09Then you could forget about the song
14:11What song?
14:12I said forget it
14:14Alf wrote you a song
14:16Only made a video from it
14:19Alf, you wrote me a song?
14:20Dad, can I talk to Alf alone?
14:27Yeah
14:28Sure
14:30And in the morning
14:32Will you please call Scott
14:34And tell him I didn't mean any of those things I said
14:37Will you tell him I didn't say them?
14:39Get off my case, will you?
14:40I have not begun to get on your case, mister
14:44And if you think
14:45Dad
14:47Get off my case
14:48Who does he think he is?
14:50The robe, Willie
14:51The robe
14:53Alf, can I see the video?
14:55No
14:56I decided it's for Connie Chung
14:58Are you sure I can't see it?
15:02Well
15:03Just once
15:05Turn on the VCR
15:14Alf, that's just a picture of the garage
15:18That's an establishing shot
15:20Now pay attention
15:21Take a look at me
15:44And tell me what you see
15:46Just another pretty face
15:48Some clown from out of town
15:52Who came to hang her around
15:54And look a little out of place
15:57You say you wonder what on earth I'm doing here
16:01I'm only here to tell you, girl
16:05I may be an unknown from the twilight zone
16:09But you're the one who's out of this world
16:14You're the one who's out of this world
16:17Sweet baby
16:18You're the one who's out of this world
16:22I'm spinning in an orbit
16:24I ain't never been in
16:26Cause you're the one who's out of this world
16:28What's good?
16:30All right
16:32Got that
16:33All right
16:33Wow
16:34I was like
16:34Ah
16:35You're the one who's out of this world
16:37I'm pretty wild
16:38I'm way too
16:39That's a good-to-one
16:41I'm a man
16:42I love you
16:42I'm
16:43Atlant
16:44I love you
16:45I love you
16:45And it's strong
16:46You're the one that wants me
16:46I love you
16:46You're the one who's out of this world
16:48Help you
16:50I love you
16:50You're the one who's out of this world
16:51I love you
16:51It's it
16:52I love you
16:54And it's all
16:54It's all
16:55I love you
16:56I love you
16:56It's all
16:57Musik
17:27You're the one who's out of this world, sweet baby
17:46You're the one who's out of this world
17:49I'm spinning it in orbit I ain't never been in
17:53Cause you're the one who's out of this world
17:56You're the one who's out of this world
18:02Sweet baby, you're the one who's out of this world
18:06I'm spinning it in orbit I ain't never been in
18:10Cause you're the one who's out of this world
18:13You're the one who's out of this world
18:17Alf, I don't know what to say
18:42How about incredible?
18:44I can't believe you did this
18:46Nobody has ever done anything this nice for me
18:49So you're going out with me Friday instead of Scott?
18:52One thing has nothing to do with the other
18:54That's an entirely different subject
18:57I see
18:58Don't start eye-seeing me again
19:01I don't understand why you're so mad at me
19:06Well, maybe it's because I thought we, uh, we were
19:13Falling in love?
19:17Yeah
19:17I do love you, Alf
19:20But not in that way
19:23In what way?
19:26In a male-female relationship kind of way
19:31I see
19:32Alf
19:34No, no, I really do
19:36I mean
19:37I see that, uh, I'll have to understand that we're just friends
19:42Good friends
19:44Special friends
19:46I understand
19:47And how do you feel about this?
19:51I'll get used to it
19:52Thank you
19:54So, uh, we going out Friday night or what?
19:59Just kidding
20:00Alf
20:03You're the one that's out of this world
20:05I'm spinning in an orbit
20:13I ain't never been in
20:15Cause you're the one who's out of this
20:17You're the one who's out of this
20:19You're the one who's out of this world
20:35I ain't never been in
20:37I ain't never been in
20:37Ain't never습