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00:00Ich bin jetzt über meine Geburtstag.
00:07Nein, problem.
00:10So, Brian, dein Geburtstag ist Thursday.
00:13Wie alt werden Sie sein?
00:157.
00:17Wie alt sind Sie, Alf?
00:19229 in August.
00:21Wie ist denn, wie du mit 229 Blumenkampen hast?
00:25Blöden Sie es einfach.
00:27Lighten was trouble.
00:29See, by the time you're half-finished, your wrist is on fire.
00:32Ah!
00:33Oh, yeah!
00:34I kill me.
00:35Have you decided what you want on your birthday cake, Bri?
00:38Frosting!
00:39Hi!
00:41Brian, your mother wants to know what kind of decoration you want on your cake.
00:46Robin Hood?
00:47Hopalong Cassidy?
00:48Archie and Jughead?
00:50Who are they?
00:51People Mom and Dad went to school with.
00:54Perhaps those were outdated examples.
00:56Hey, what about my favorite character on the cake?
00:59Ruth, the two-headed nurse.
01:02Ruth?
01:03The two-headed nurse?
01:05Yeah!
01:06She was the Vanna White of Melmac.
01:08And the Betty White.
01:10Why don't we let Brian choose his own cake decoration?
01:14I just can't decide right now.
01:16If he hasn't decided by noon tomorrow, we go with Ruth.
01:20Fine.
01:21Give me five.
01:22Yeah!
01:23Give me four!
01:24Ah!
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01:28Ah!
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01:58Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
02:28857, 858, 859, 860, 861...
02:38Hey! Let me know when you're gonna do that, will ya?
02:41Excuse me, I just wanted to get something out of the dryer.
02:44Well, don't take the sheep. I'm counting it.
02:47Can't sleep, eh?
02:49Not awake.
02:51Feel like chatty?
02:53What is it, Al?
02:54Well, I'm really depressed about Brian's birthday.
02:58Why? The two-headed nurse is gonna be on the cake.
03:02It reminds me of how I'll never have another birthday with my friends.
03:06Oh.
03:07Well, if you did have a lot of birthdays with your friends, you had 228.
03:12Yeah, but that last one was a real bummer.
03:16How come?
03:17Well, for one thing, the planet exploded.
03:20But it wasn't just that.
03:22I was finally gonna get together with my true love, Rhonda.
03:26You know, I really should turn this off before that sheep gets scorched.
03:31You don't want to hear this, do you?
03:32Sure I do. Tell me about Rhoda.
03:35Rhoda?
03:36Well, I thought she was funny when she was on Mary's show,
03:40but when she got her own series, they married her off too soon.
03:45Weren't we talking about your girlfriend?
03:48Oh, Rhonda.
03:49Yeah, what a knockout.
03:53Our very first date was gonna be on my birthday.
03:56The night your planet blew up.
03:58That's right.
03:59I was brushed and curried and ready for love.
04:04Then word came.
04:06Orbit guards, man your battle stations.
04:10The rest is history.
04:14Sayonara, Melmac, and sayonara, Rhonda.
04:17I'm sorry, Alf.
04:19Thanks.
04:21Well, good night, Willie.
04:24Reminds me a little of me and Marsha Schenken.
04:27I said good night.
04:30All right.
04:31Tell me about you and the Martian.
04:33Not the Martian.
04:35Marsha.
04:35Marsha Schenken.
04:38Who was someone I knew before I met your mother?
04:40Kate.
04:42Had a really serious crush on Marsha Schenken.
04:45By the time I got the nerve up to ask her out, she moved to Toledo.
04:53Uncanny.
04:54My planet blew up and some girl you knew moved to Ohio.
04:57Good night, Alf.
05:00Good night, Willie.
05:00Good night, Willie.
05:06One, two, three, four, five.
05:14Hey, hey, hey, Stella.
05:24So, uh, happy birthday, Gordo.
05:27Thanks, Skipper.
05:28Hey, hey, Gordon.
05:29You got a date later?
05:31Maybe.
05:32Maybe not.
05:34He's got a date.
05:37All right.
05:38Who gets the chili cat?
05:40Hey, over here, cutie.
05:42Feline and fries.
05:43No gravy.
05:44Right here.
05:45Whisker omelet.
05:46Tail on the side.
05:47Yo.
05:51Happy birthday, big boy.
05:54Thanks.
05:56I think she likes you, big boy.
06:01She's got legs like a, like a lunar lander.
06:05She's no Rhonda.
06:07What about Rhonda?
06:08Come on.
06:09Who are you kidding?
06:10That's who you got a date with.
06:12All right.
06:13I've got a date with Rhonda.
06:15Why are you making such a big deal out of this?
06:18Alf, Alf, wake up.
06:20Wake up.
06:20Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:23What's the matter?
06:24You were, you were talking in your sleep.
06:26You were shouting.
06:27You were singing.
06:28What was I singing?
06:30I don't know.
06:30It was something by the Beach Boys.
06:33Little Deuce Coop?
06:35No.
06:36It was that one with Rhonda in the title.
06:38Rhonda.
06:41Are you okay?
06:43I don't think so, Willie.
06:45What's wrong?
06:46Everything.
06:49I want to go home.
06:50Just fluff them up.
07:05Just a bit.
07:08Oh.
07:10How's the temp, Lynn?
07:13425 degrees, Alf.
07:15Normal.
07:15Normal.
07:17Normal's being on your own planet.
07:18Not here.
07:21Alf, I know you miss your friends and family.
07:25But we are your family now.
07:27And we'd do anything for you.
07:30Wouldn't we, Mom?
07:31I think we are.
07:33Any chance of reheating this soup?
07:37My pleasure.
07:38Oh, and you might want to run a dust buster over this couch.
07:46I seem to be shedding.
07:48Alf, I'm not going all the way out to the garage to get the dust buster.
07:53Be realistic, Kate.
07:55It's not going to come to you.
07:59Alf, I'm going to tell you something now.
08:03And I want you to listen to me very carefully.
08:08Let me get the dust buster.
08:11Now, I realize that you miss Rhonda and that you're homesick.
08:16And people that are sick are not themselves.
08:19They say things they don't mean.
08:26They act in ways they wouldn't ordinarily act.
08:32But if you ever talk to me like that again, I'll punch your heart out.
08:38Fair enough.
08:43This is K726XAA, Los Angeles.
08:47Is there anyone out there from the planet Melmac?
08:51Hey, this isn't fair.
08:53We're in there nursing a shedding alien and you guys are out here having fun.
08:56No, we're not.
08:57We're not having fun.
08:58We're trying to contact someone from Melmac.
09:01Yeah, like maybe Alf's girl from Rhonda.
09:03Yeah, we thought if we could contact another Melmac,
09:06and if Alf knew that he weren't the last of his species,
09:09then maybe he'd cheer up.
09:18How was that?
09:20It's a little hot.
09:22But I'm too weak to blow.
09:25Would you mind?
09:28Why don't we just set it down and let it cool off?
09:33Good idea.
09:33And maybe you could massage my feet while it cools.
09:39Or not.
09:42Maybe if you got off the couch and walked on your feet, you might feel better.
09:48Walk?
09:49I could hardly blink.
09:54I'm exhausted.
09:56What's going in here?
09:57Should I wait to do this?
10:05Tomorrow would be better.
10:07By then, I'll be completely bald.
10:12That's usually the last stage before the end.
10:17Alf!
10:17Here.
10:19Keep this somewhere in a safe place.
10:21Last will and testament?
10:29I, Gordon Shumway.
10:32Shumway?
10:34Don't blab that around till I'm gone.
10:37Do hereby bequeath all of my worldly and cosmic goods.
10:41We made contact!
10:43We made contact!
10:44It's a Melmachian.
10:46It's somebody named Skip.
10:47Give me that.
10:49And you never heard the name Shumway.
10:54Hey, where'd you guys go?
10:55I don't have all day.
10:57It's really him.
10:58It's Skip.
10:59Skip!
11:00Skip!
11:00Can you hear me?
11:01Yeah, yeah.
11:02Hear you loud and clear.
11:04Who was I talking to before?
11:05Oh, that was one of the kids.
11:07Kids?
11:08You got kids now?
11:10Well, they're not mine.
11:12I mean, I'm just living with them and their parents.
11:14Hi, Skip.
11:15I'm Ryan.
11:16Hi, Chip.
11:17I'm Willie.
11:18And this is Kate.
11:20Kate, say hi to Skip.
11:22Hi.
11:24Skip?
11:25Where are you?
11:27I got the hammer down and I'm headed for Andromeda.
11:29Give me your coordinates.
11:31I'll do a fly-by, pick you up tomorrow.
11:34About 7-ish.
11:35Uh, uh, tomorrow?
11:37Uh, that's Brian's birthday.
11:40Yeah, you can come to my birthday party.
11:42Well, sure.
11:43We'd love to have you.
11:44Wouldn't we, dear?
11:46Right.
11:47Mi casa, su casa.
11:49Uh, Skip.
11:50Skip, can you maybe make it next week?
11:52I hate to miss Brian's birthday and, uh, Friday,
11:55the transvestites are back on Donahue.
11:57Do what you have to do.
12:01But I know someone else who's gonna be really disappointed.
12:06Rhonda.
12:07Rhonda?
12:09You've seen Rhonda?
12:11Seen her?
12:11She's right here.
12:13Hey, say something, sweetheart.
12:15Hi, cutie.
12:17Forget the transvestites.
12:19See you tomorrow.
12:20Yeah!
12:21Okay, there.
12:28There we go.
12:29What do you think, Bri?
12:31It's the worst day in my life.
12:34Bri, we know how much Elf means to you.
12:37But, honey, he wants to be with his old friends again.
12:39Am I interrupting something?
12:42Not really.
12:43We were just hanging up this happy birthday sign.
12:45Brian was about to cry.
12:46Hey, come here, tiger.
12:49Lily, hold this.
12:51Come here.
12:53Look, try to understand.
12:56If you were living on Melmac with me,
12:58and you had a chance to come back home to your family,
13:02you'd go, wouldn't you?
13:04I'd never leave you, Elf.
13:07This isn't going well.
13:09No, it's not.
13:10Brian, this is just something I have to do.
13:14And I know that, even though you don't believe this,
13:18someday, you're going to understand.
13:24Hey, Kate, I don't suppose there's any chance of taking Lucky with me, is there?
13:29No.
13:30All right, all right.
13:31Willie, you better let him out of there.
13:33Oh, no.
13:36What?
13:39Sorry, Lucky.
13:40You would have liked Skip.
13:41And I know Skip would have liked you.
13:47Elf,
13:48we thought you might want some cake before you go.
13:52Hey,
13:53that's me on that cake.
13:56Smelf cake.
13:57That's what Brian wanted.
14:00I'm speechless.
14:01Lynn, this is really nice of you.
14:04Mom made it.
14:05Kate,
14:06I didn't know you cared.
14:07Well,
14:08it was a mix.
14:09Bye, Elf.
14:16I'll never forget you.
14:21Elf.
14:23Elf.
14:25This has been
14:26an incredible experience.
14:29you've enriched our lives.
14:34You've given us a chance to learn from you.
14:37Thank you,
14:38my friend.
14:41Go along, Willie.
14:43Goodbye.
14:47Come on, Katie.
14:48Give us a hug.
14:52Goodbye, Elf.
14:53Good luck.
14:58That's all you have to say?
15:01Long trip,
15:02and if you have to use the bathroom,
15:03now would be a good time.
15:06I don't,
15:07but
15:07thanks for the concern.
15:10Come on, Brian.
15:11Give us a hug.
15:16Oh, Elf.
15:18Happy birthday, kid.
15:21I love you.
15:22Yeah.
15:24Me too.
15:27Well,
15:28I'm in the wind.
15:30Ciao.
15:33Arrivederci.
15:35Goodbye.
15:39And good night,
15:40Mrs. Akmanek,
15:41wherever you are.
15:43It's so strange
16:00to have food here,
16:01not have Elf.
16:03Hey,
16:04Bea,
16:05what do you say
16:06we have a piece of cake?
16:08Not until the spaceship
16:09comes to pick up Elf.
16:10Come on.
16:12Come on over here, son.
16:14He's not even gone yet,
16:16and I miss him already.
16:18He was so funny.
16:21Remember the time
16:21you set the shower on fire?
16:23I do.
16:25I was in it.
16:27I thought it was funny
16:28when he buried the couch.
16:30I remember.
16:32I was on it.
16:33You remember the time
16:35he was helping
16:35change the tire
16:36he pulled the jack
16:37away from the car?
16:38Yeah.
16:40I remember.
16:41I was under it.
16:45We all have
16:45some wonderful memories.
16:47He did keep things interesting.
16:49You never knew
16:49what he was gonna say next,
16:51what he'd do next,
16:52where he'd turn up.
16:54Kate Passer!
16:56Elf!
16:57Elf, you're back!
17:00Elf, what are you doing here?
17:02Shouldn't you be on the roof?
17:03I just wanted to give you
17:04your watch back.
17:07It is my watch.
17:09You know,
17:09Skip's gonna be by
17:10to pick you up
17:11in just 30 seconds.
17:12Well, look it,
17:12I forgot to give Brian
17:13his birthday present.
17:15Oh, that's so sweet.
17:17Here you go, kid.
17:18Mel Mackey and Dice.
17:20Every roll's a seven.
17:22You're a winner.
17:23Well, Elf,
17:24that's wonderful,
17:25but you're gonna miss your ride.
17:26Shh, there's just
17:2713 seconds to go.
17:28Hey, hey, hey,
17:29hold it.
17:30Wait a minute.
17:30Why is everyone
17:31trying to give me
17:32the bum's rush here?
17:34I still got a couple
17:35of things I want to say.
17:36Ten seconds!
17:37Let me finish.
17:39Now,
17:40I know that, uh,
17:42I haven't always been
17:43what you might call
17:44a model alien.
17:46You're stalling.
17:48Stalling?
17:49Stalling?
17:51Stalling?
17:52Stalling!
17:53Are you saying
17:53I'm stalling?
17:55Huh?
17:55You think I'd rather
17:56stay here with you guys
17:57than sail across
17:59the cosmos
17:59with Skip and...
18:04Rhonda?
18:09You missed your ride.
18:11Yeah.
18:12I guess I did.
18:14He's staying!
18:15Elf's staying!
18:17You gave up
18:18Rhonda for us?
18:20Ah,
18:20she'll only want me more
18:21after a couple of centuries.
18:24Aren't you gonna miss her?
18:25Yeah.
18:27But, uh,
18:29I guess what it boils down to is
18:31I'd miss you more.
18:37You love us that much?
18:41Yeah.
18:42I guess I do.
18:44We love you too, Elf.
18:46We really do.
18:48Let's not get maudlin'.
18:50Welcome home,
18:53Elfmeister.
18:54Say, what is that
18:57scratching noise?
18:59What scratching noise?
19:01It's coming
19:02from your suitcase.
19:04What suitcase?
19:09Lucky!
19:10You bad boy!
19:11What are you doing in there?
19:13I told him,
19:13no suitcase,
19:14no suitcase!
19:16Aw!
19:16Aw!
19:24You know, Elf,
19:29I've had mixed feelings about you,
19:32but I realize that you just made
19:34a big sacrifice to stay with us
19:36and
19:36I'm really touched.
19:38You had mixed feelings about me?
19:45A few.
19:47I had a few about you too.
19:49Yeah?
19:50Yeah.
19:51I still don't feel properly thanked for saving you from that shower fire.
19:54But, uh,
19:56we'll talk about that later.
19:59Right now,
20:00I'm bushed.
20:03I'd like to go over to the couch over here
20:05and lie down for a few days.
20:07Maybe have some soup.
20:09Oh!
20:10And another big slab of that Elf cake would be great.
20:15Still didn't vacuum this, did you?
20:17Skip, Rhonda, come back!
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