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00:00Just try it again. This time, I'll get it.
00:04Okay, tell me what I'm thinking.
00:08You're thinking of...
00:10the 1927 Yankees.
00:14I was thinking of a fork.
00:16But didn't one of their pitchers throw a forkball?
00:19I don't know.
00:20Well, trust me, he did.
00:24Hi, guys.
00:26Hello.
00:26Oh, we're okay.
00:29Hey, don't get up.
00:31I wasn't going to.
00:32Guess what?
00:33Alf can read our minds.
00:35He's not reading mine at the moment.
00:37Yes, I am.
00:38I'm just ignoring it.
00:42How to develop your psychic awareness in one afternoon.
00:46We sent you a for it.
00:48Yeah.
00:48Came with a pair of these X-ray glasses.
00:51You wasted good money on a mind-reading kit?
00:54We'll make it all back with our stock market picks.
00:57Alf, you come from an advanced civilization.
01:01How can you be so gullible?
01:04You're right.
01:05I'm ashamed.
01:09Nice underwear, Kate.
01:11And we'll see you later.
01:36I'm waiting.
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03:39Nach 25 Jahren, auf 2nd März, ich fahre eine komplexe, physiologische und psychologische Transformation.
03:48Was?
03:50Ich fahre, Goofy.
03:53All Milmakians fahre es.
03:56Von Sonnend bis Sonnend, meine Persönlichkeit wird dramatisch verändern.
04:01Wie dramatisch ist diese Veränderung?
04:04One never knows till es passiert.
04:06Aber erwähnt die unexpected.
04:09Wildly erratic behavior, personality shifts.
04:13The main thing is that I'll do anything to get out of that cage and get my hands on a cat.
04:19Any questions?
04:21I have one.
04:23You and the tie.
04:24What cage?
04:26Oh, the cage you're gonna build for me.
04:28The one with the reinforced sides.
04:35Well, I guess it's that time.
04:38Good luck, Elf.
04:39Thanks, Brian.
04:41Now remember, Willie, you are not, I repeat, not to let me out of here under any circumstances.
04:47Is that clear?
04:49Yes.
04:49Good.
04:50Good.
04:56Good.
04:57Now let me out.
04:58I have to use the little aliens room.
05:00Oh, sure.
05:01What are you doing?
05:02What are you doing?
05:03Are you crazy?
05:05Didn't I say not to open this door under any circumstances?
05:10Well, I thought, I, I thought you really had to go.
05:13You have a lunatic on your hands here.
05:16You've got to be prepared for all kinds of diabolical tricks.
05:21Okay.
05:22Okay.
05:25You know, maybe I should go just to be on the safe side.
05:29Forget it.
05:30Good.
05:31You're finally catching on.
05:33Now, now let me out.
05:35I have to go.
05:35Maybe he's in pain.
05:43That's just another one of his tricks.
05:45Help!
05:46Help!
05:46Fire!
05:47Somebody let me out!
05:49He's lying.
05:50Oh, there's a big rat in here.
05:54Badly.
05:55Mom, Dad, get me out of here.
05:58Lenny, that sounded just like you.
06:01Wow, he's really good.
06:03Excuse me, but this is really weird.
06:06I can't watch.
06:07Wait for me!
06:08Wait for me!
06:10Did I say that?
06:12Brian, you better go to your room, too.
06:14This could get out of hand.
06:15This could get out of hand.
06:16This could get out of hand.
06:18It's going to be a long night.
06:26Yo, B, Brian, where are you going?
06:29To get some milk.
06:31Oh, yeah, that would sure hit the spot.
06:34Hey, come here.
06:35I'm not supposed to talk to you.
06:37Not talk to your old buddy?
06:39You don't have to be afraid.
06:41It's over.
06:42I'm back to my old self.
06:44Come on, let me out.
06:46You said not until sunrise.
06:48Brian, it's me.
06:49The old Alfer.
06:51The guy who taught you how to read minds.
06:54In fact, I know what you're thinking right now.
06:56What?
06:57That you want to let your old pal out of this cage, right?
07:01No, I was thinking of a fork.
07:05What's that?
07:08Oh, it's my alarm.
07:09It's sunrise.
07:11You could let me out now.
07:12But it's still dark.
07:13Not on Melmac.
07:15See, that's the time we go by.
07:17So I made it.
07:18Open up.
07:19Are you sure?
07:20I'm sure, I'm sure.
07:22Open up.
07:22I'm hungry.
07:23Okay.
07:24Oh, thanks.
07:29Oh, hey.
07:30Would you check in that cage?
07:35Ah!
07:36Ah!
07:37Help!
07:37Why are you locking me in this cage?
07:40Sorry, kid.
07:41I need a head start.
07:44Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
07:46Mom, Dad!
07:56Mom, Dad!
07:57Let me out!
08:00Oh, boy.
08:01He does a good Brian.
08:03You'd hardly know it was out.
08:05It's me!
08:06It's really me!
08:08Nice try.
08:09Honey.
08:10Honey, maybe it is Brian.
08:12But that can't be.
08:13Brian's in bed.
08:14Brian!
08:17What?
08:17Not you.
08:19Brian!
08:20What?
08:20I'll go check his room.
08:23Honey!
08:24It looks just like Brian.
08:26Maybe Alf can change his shape, too.
08:28No, he can't.
08:29It's me!
08:33All right.
08:34All right.
08:35If you're really Brian,
08:37what's your favorite food?
08:39Spaghetti!
08:39Oh, that's ridiculous.
08:41No, no, no.
08:42That is his favorite food.
08:43Well, I thought it was Lynn likes spaghetti.
08:45No.
08:45No?
08:46No.
08:46He's not back there.
08:49Say, what's your favorite food?
08:50I don't know.
08:51White boiled potatoes.
08:53I thought you liked spaghetti.
08:54It's all right.
08:55All right?
08:56It's fine.
08:57You always thought...
08:57Willie!
08:57Willie, I'm going to open this cake.
08:59No, no, no.
09:00Wait.
09:02What's your mother's maiden name?
09:04What's a maiden name?
09:05Well, you know,
09:05it's the name that she had
09:06before she was married.
09:08Kate!
09:09No, her other name.
09:11Her last name.
09:12Halligan!
09:13Oh!
09:15Brian!
09:15Brian!
09:16Are you all right?
09:17What happened to Alf?
09:19I let him go.
09:21Oh, honey.
09:22I'll go check out back.
09:23Brian, why?
09:26He told me the change was over.
09:28I'm really sorry.
09:30Oh, honey, it's all right.
09:31But what were you doing
09:32up in the middle of the night?
09:34I thought I wanted some milk.
09:36Maybe it was Alf
09:36trying to call me in my mind.
09:38No, I don't think so, Brian.
09:41The gate to the Aquamonics
09:43is wide open.
09:43Oh, no.
09:44Lucky's over there.
09:46I'm going to go next door
09:47and see if Alf is there.
09:49You stay here
09:50in case he comes back.
09:54Oh, well,
09:56you'd both better go back to bed.
09:58I can't sleep now.
09:59I'm hungry.
10:01All right.
10:02All right.
10:02We'll stay up and have a snack.
10:04What would you like?
10:06Spaghetti.
10:06White white potatoes.
10:08Hey, Raquel.
10:23Raquel.
10:25Oh, was I snoring again?
10:27I'm coming.
10:28I'm coming.
10:29Keep your shorts on.
10:30Who could that be
10:31at this time of night?
10:32It's probably the airport
10:33asking you to keep it down.
10:34All right.
10:37All right.
10:38All right.
10:40Hey, Tanner.
10:41Trevor.
10:41Hello, really.
10:42Hi, Raquel.
10:43I'm sorry to bother you
10:45this late at night,
10:46but I just came over.
10:47I was hoping I could get Lucky.
10:52I mean Lucky, our cat.
10:54Oh.
10:55At this time of night?
10:57Well, we were worried about him.
10:58It's his first night away from home.
11:01Yeah, I had a feeling.
11:02Raquel, get the cat.
11:03I can't go near that cat.
11:05You know it makes my feet swell.
11:07Oh, yeah.
11:07Then you'd be wearing my shoes again.
11:09I'll get the cat.
11:12I'm sorry, Raquel.
11:13That's all right.
11:14Willie, can I get you something?
11:16I just bought one of those
11:17international coffees.
11:19No.
11:21Something without caffeine.
11:23No, no.
11:25No, I don't need anything
11:27from the kitchen.
11:27I can't find the little fella anywhere.
11:30Hey, what's going on in the kitchen?
11:32How long do you preheat these for a cat?
11:52What's so funny?
11:53This toaster oven.
11:56Is it a toaster or is it an oven?
11:59Why are you holding it?
12:02Haven't you ever felt the need
12:03just to hold something?
12:05I've just found the strangest thing,
12:07an open can of minestrone in the kitchen.
12:09Oh, that was probably the cat.
12:11Your cat opens tin canes?
12:13It's amazing, I know.
12:14We're trying to get him on Letterman.
12:18That better not be my cologne.
12:23Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
12:26I want that cat.
12:29No.
12:30All right.
12:31Who needs him?
12:32There are a million cats out there.
12:34Give me your car keys.
12:35Alf, we're going to go home right now.
12:37No.
12:37Ah!
12:38Ah!
12:39Ah!
12:41Ow!
12:43You broke my glass eye.
12:46I'll buy you another one.
12:47You got that right.
12:50But, Kel, that sounds like you're riding more.
12:53Oh, no.
12:55Hey, will you go with my toaster oven?
12:57Hey, will you go with my toaster oven?
13:00Unit 6, street cat at 13145, Julio Street.
13:05What?
13:05Julio Street?
13:07I hate this town.
13:10Where was that again?
13:11Uh, uh, uh, 13145, Julio Street.
13:15Oh, no.
13:18I should have seen this coming.
13:20What?
13:21I'm running out of those little flags.
13:25Proceed to 105th and Decker.
13:27Investigate break-in at Pete's house of pets.
13:29Well, here's 105th and Decker.
13:32Look down, it's nowhere near Julio Street.
13:34Alf can't be doing all those things.
13:36Oh, you're right, of course.
13:37How far could he get on a lawnmower?
13:40All units in the vicinity proceed to County Zoo.
13:43Investigate the report of a missing tiger.
13:47Oh, my gosh, Alf.
13:50Even Alf would have more sense than to kidnap a tiger.
13:56Yeah, you're right.
13:57Lenny, let's get in the car, drive around the neighborhood one more time,
14:01see if we can find him.
14:02But what if he's not the tiger?
14:04Then he won't be hard to spot.
14:06One, two, three.
14:08From that tummy.
14:09You can't hit the beaches if you can't see your feet.
14:11Three.
14:17No luck?
14:18Nope.
14:19We didn't find the lawnmower, though.
14:21Oh, good.
14:22I won't have to buy Raquel a new one.
14:24You will if you can't get the bonsai trees out of the blade.
14:28Anything on the police scanner?
14:31Just a couple of domestic spats.
14:34One of them was at the Akmonix.
14:37Maureen?
14:38Honey, you have a headache?
14:40No, I'm thinking of a fork.
14:42I'm trying to get Alf back.
14:45Metal telepathy.
14:47I'm the one who let him get away.
14:50I've got to make him come back.
14:52Honey, he'll come back when he can.
14:55If he can.
14:56When?
14:57Well, by now his 12 hours are up.
14:58I'm sure he's come out of it, and he might not know where he is.
15:01That something terrible could have happened.
15:03Let's just try to think positively about this, okay?
15:07I'm sure that he'll be home soon.
15:09And he never misses Captain Kangaroo.
15:17Alf!
15:20Excuse me, but you good people have a fork?
15:24It's mine reading work!
15:27Oh, Alf!
15:28Alf, are you all right?
15:31Yeah, yeah, fine.
15:33Why do you ask?
15:34We were so worried.
15:35Where were you?
15:37Out.
15:37What, do you think this thing has run its course now?
15:41To quote Yogi Berra,
15:43it ain't over till it's over.
15:45There's still one more stage.
15:47What stage is that?
15:49Quoting people.
15:51And as Mercutio said,
15:54all's well that ends well.
15:56No, no, no.
15:58Mercutio said,
15:59it is not so deep as a well,
16:02but it is enough to serve.
16:04Oh, right.
16:04But to err is human.
16:06to forgive divine.
16:08Plutarch, I believe.
16:10Well, at least you're recovered.
16:13Sort of.
16:15Yeah.
16:16Or as Marcel Proust said,
16:19we are healed of suffering
16:20only by experiencing it to the full.
16:24Or was that Marcel Marceau?
16:27No, that couldn't be right.
16:30Marcel Marceau said,
16:31Or in the words of Dustin,
16:45it ill becomes us
16:47to just add a fallen potentate
16:50and still less
16:52before he has fallen.
16:54Say, how much longer
16:55are you going to do this?
16:56Well,
16:58if I may quote Porky Pig,
17:01that's all, folks.
17:05And speaking of Porky,
17:07do I smell bacon?
17:10No.
17:11Well, I'd like to.
17:12I thought you spent the whole night
17:14eating...
17:15eating cats.
17:19I don't think I did.
17:21At least,
17:22I don't feel bloated.
17:24But now that you mention cats,
17:26I do remember
17:28storing something in the garage.
17:30The garage?
17:31You.
17:32This way.
17:33If you've stolen any cats,
17:40they're going back immediately.
17:42You understand?
17:43No problem.
17:50I'll take them back
17:51right after breakfast.
17:51Shh.
17:52Shh.
17:52Shh.
17:52Shh.
17:52Shh.
17:53Shh.
17:53Shh.
17:53Shh.
17:54Shh.
17:55Shh.
17:55Shh.
17:56Shh.
17:57Shh.
17:58Shh.
17:59Shh.
18:00Shh.
18:01Shh.
18:02He's not a Christmas ready.
18:04Let's do something.
18:04Come.
18:30Ah!
18:30Ha!
18:31Ha!
18:31Ha!
18:32Ha!
18:32Ah!