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00:00Das ist die Art der Erstauntersuchung.
00:05Der Nacht er kam.
00:08Ich muss das Ding aufschauen.
00:12Oh, was ist das?
00:15Oh mein Gott, das ist die Infrared Radio Band.
00:19Ich habe etwas in die Welt, ein Pulsar oder ein Satellite.
00:25Hallo, hallo, das ist K726XAA.
00:30Kannst du mir lesen?
00:33Sie antworten, aber ich weiß nicht die Sprache.
00:36Warum darfst du es einfach nicht?
00:38Ich kann es nicht. Ich kann es nicht kontrollieren.
00:41Es ist auf dem Signal.
00:44Willi? Willi, was ist das?
00:48Oh mein Gott, es kann nicht sein.
00:51Die Lichter! Was ist das?
00:54Daddy, Daddy, was ist das Ding in the sky?
00:57Was ist das?
00:58Was ist das?
00:59Es geht schnell.
01:00Ich denke, wir besser...
01:14Wir haben ein Visitor.
01:24Wir morgen ein angefangenes,
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03:42Es könnte es sich nicht verletzten, es könnte es sich nicht verletzten, es könnte es sich nicht verletzten.
03:47Ihr Mutter ist richtig, wir sollten es sich verletzten.
03:50Aber was wenn die Autorität etwas tun?
03:53Ja, was wenn sie es in die Niedels gelegt?
03:56Nein, sie würden nicht in die Niedels gelegt.
04:00Würdest sie, Willi?
04:02Well, sie könnten.
04:05Ich denke nicht, sie würden, aber sie könnten.
04:08Und sie könnten.
04:10Ich weiß, das ist sehr spannend, aber ich sehe keine Alternative.
04:14Wir müssen uns das.
04:16Was haben wir noch?
04:18Oh, kann ich eine Suggestion machen?
04:21Ja, sicher, warum nicht?
04:23Well, wenn es nicht zu viel Probleme ist,
04:29wie ich meine Spaceship fixiere?
04:34Hallo, ich habe meine Lippe.
04:37Es spricht.
04:40Es ist heavy, es ist hairy und es spricht.
04:43Gut.
04:45Gut.
04:46Now, how about fixing my Spaceship so I can get my heavy, hairy body out of here?
04:52Ich bin nicht sicher, dass ich die Spaceship fixiere kann.
04:58Ich meine, nicht heute, nicht in der Nacht.
05:01Ja, du könntest eine Lippe in der Lippe.
05:03Ich bin nicht zu viel, aber ich habe eine Lippe in der Lippe.
05:06Aber ich bin nicht zu viel, aber ich bin nicht zu viel, wenn es ist,
05:07wenn es ein bisschen mit einer Lippe ist.
05:09Willi!
05:10Oh, ich bin so sehr, ich so sehr human.
05:12Hey, ich habe keine Ahnung, für eine Namekalle.
05:14Ich glaube, wir sollten nicht zu einem Lippe.
05:16Ich glaube, wir sollten nicht zu einem Lippe.
05:18Ich glaube, wir sollten zu einem Lippe.
05:19Sie ist richtig.
05:20Wir haben jetzt ein Snack.
05:21Wir werden Lippe später.
05:23Snack?
05:24Was für ein Kind?
05:26You got a cat?
05:27You eat cats?
05:29You can't eat Lucky!
05:30No.
05:31No cat-eating.
05:32Not in this house.
05:33All right, all right.
05:34How about a cat-food can?
05:36I could use the roughage.
05:37Can we give Alf a can, Mom?
05:39Please?
05:40Please?
05:41All right.
05:45A dented one.
05:47Come on, Alf.
05:50We're going with you!
05:53That is amazing.
05:55Isn't that amazing?
05:57Willie, will you come down to Earth for a minute?
05:59An alien being has come to live with us.
06:02And eat our cans and snack on our cat.
06:05Yeah.
06:06This will do fine.
06:11All right, all right.
06:13Just give me one day, okay?
06:15If I can't get Alf going, we'll tell somebody.
06:18Just one day.
06:19Okay.
06:27He's quick.
06:28I'll give him that.
06:46Morning.
06:47Morning.
06:48Willie!
06:49Willie!
06:50Willie!
06:51Willie!
06:52Willie!
06:57What's going on out there?
06:58Nothing.
06:59Just screaming.
07:00Move out of the way.
07:02No problem.
07:07Let me put it this way, Willie.
07:09I don't think this is gonna work out.
07:11I'll take care of it.
07:13Everything's fine.
07:14Everything's under control.
07:16Interesting concept.
07:17Come on.
07:18Come on.
07:19Come on.
07:20Come on.
07:21Come on.
07:22Over here by me.
07:23We have a little problem we have to discuss.
07:24Boy, you're blind as a bat, aren't you?
07:25No problem.
07:26You must understand that Kate is very nervous about this whole thing.
07:27Absolutely.
07:28Who's Kate?
07:29My wife.
07:30Oh, yeah.
07:31Oh, yeah.
07:32She snores.
07:33She doesn't snore.
07:34She doesn't snore.
07:35You're calling me a liar?
07:36Just keep your distance, all right?
07:37And try to be considerate.
07:38No problem.
07:39That is not considerate.
07:40That is the opposite of considerate.
07:42That is inconsiderate.
07:43That is inconsiderate.
07:44Look, let's just, uh, let's just settle down here.
07:45Let's just take this one step ahead.
07:46That is very nervous about this whole thing.
07:47Absolutely.
07:48Who's Kate?
07:49My wife.
07:50Oh, yeah.
07:51She snores.
07:52She doesn't snore.
07:53You're calling me a liar?
07:55Just keep your distance, all right?
07:58And try to be considerate.
08:00No problem.
08:01That is not considerate.
08:04That is the opposite of considerate.
08:06That is inconsiderate.
08:08Look, let's just, uh, let's just settle down here.
08:12Let's just take this one step at a time.
08:14There's no need for you to shave.
08:16You'll look fine.
08:17I want to do everything you do.
08:19You're my idol.
08:25I'm gonna take a shower now.
08:27Count me in.
08:29I'd like to take it along.
08:31Thank you.
08:32Okay.
08:33Just don't use all the hot water.
08:38Do you mind?
08:40Never saw a thing.
08:43Stay away from the window.
08:44We've got a very nosy neighbor, Mrs. Akmonic.
08:47Akmonic?
08:48Sounds like a typo.
08:50Just don't let her see you.
08:51She might turn you in.
09:02Trevor, is there such a thing as a cross between a kangaroo and an aardvark?
09:06Ah, stop putting yourself down.
09:09I'm not talking about me.
09:10I'm talking about that thing staring at me from the bathroom window.
09:14What?
09:18I don't see nothing.
09:19Well, it was there a second ago.
09:21And I think it was shaving.
09:23Yeah, right.
09:24And I'm Sean Penn.
09:29No!
09:30Towel.
09:31You talking to me?
09:32Yeah.
09:33Would you have me something to dry off with, please?
09:34You got it.
09:35Well, let's do the trick.
09:37No problem.
09:39You got it.
09:48Well, let's do the trick.
09:54No problem.
09:55Yeah!
09:56How you doing up there, William?
09:57Frankly, I could use a little help.
09:58I don't know much about this thing.
09:59Me either.
10:00I'll just turn the key and it goes.
10:02I'll get the wrench, Dad.
10:03Hey, Lynn.
10:04You don't happen to have a phone in here, do you?
10:05No, why?
10:06K-L-V-Z bonus tune.
10:0715th caller wins a new Porsche.
10:08Oh, wait.
10:09Forget it.
10:10It must be a licensed familiar.
10:11I've got a phone with a new Porsche.
10:12I've got a new Porsche.
10:13I've got a new Porsche.
10:14I've got a new Porsche.
10:15I've got a new Porsche.
10:16I've got a new Porsche.
10:17I've got a new Porsche.
10:18I've got a new Porsche.
10:19Did you have a new Porsche?
10:20Yeah?
10:21Yeah.
10:22How you doing up there, William?
10:23Frankly, I could use a little help.
10:24I don't know much about this thing.
10:25Me either.
10:26I'll just turn the key and it goes.
10:28I'll get the wrench, Dad.
10:29Hey, Lynn.
10:30You don't happen to have a phone in here, do you?
10:31No, why?
10:32Porsche. Oh wait, forget it. Must be a licensed driver. Wrench, please. I'm a licensed driver.
10:38Quick, what's the name of the tune? Wrench, please. Foreign in the USA. No wonder I didn't know it.
10:46I'll call. Wrench. What's the phone number? Area code 311-555-9845.
10:59Sorry, Dad. Thank you.
11:02Alf, I think you'd better try to make contact with your people.
11:08I have tried. I've tried again and again. It's an exercise in futility. Let's face it, I'm trapped here. I'll never see the purple side of my planet again.
11:21Oh.
11:25Too dramatic?
11:28If you're not going to help, put your money in. I'm out of here. Look, if you need me, I'll be in the house. We won't need you.
11:34I'll still be in the house.
11:39Yo, lucky my man.
11:43So kids, which one of these things is not like the other?
11:47Do you get Sesame Street where you live?
11:49No, and frankly, I don't get it here either.
11:51If you said it was the cow riding on the subway, you're absolutely right.
11:57Brilliant. This and the letter I in one day. I gotta get something to drink.
12:02Me too.
12:03Where are you two going?
12:10We gotta get something to drink.
12:11We're parched.
12:13Okay, but
12:14no soda pop and nothing to eat before dinner.
12:18Yes, ma'am.
12:19Yes, ma'am.
12:21Jeez, what's with the warden?
12:22I said no soda pop.
12:34It's not soda pop. It's beer.
12:36You're about out of course.
12:39What?
12:41Give those to me.
12:43Hey, careful. His is still full.
12:45Now you just listen to me, Alf.
12:51I will not allow this kind of behavior in my house.
12:53This boy is only six years old.
12:56He is not to drink beer.
12:57And you are not to drink beer.
12:59And I don't know what it's like on
13:00Mork or whatever planet you come from, but...
13:03Melmac.
13:04What?
13:06Melmac.
13:07That was the name of my planet.
13:09It's also what it was made out of.
13:13What do you mean was?
13:15Well, you see, that's the thing, Kate.
13:16Uh, ma'am.
13:19Melmac's history.
13:20Wait a minute.
13:21Um, are you trying to tell me that
13:23you can't go back to Melmac?
13:26It exploded.
13:31This was my street.
13:34Now, if Willie fixes my ship,
13:37I suppose I could start a new life
13:39somewhere else
13:40on some desolate, crater-filled asteroid.
13:45Spend the rest of my life
13:46fending off gamma rays.
13:48No, Alf, no.
13:50We want you to stay here with us,
13:52don't we, Mom?
13:53Brian, please, try to understand.
13:55Hey, the kid wants me to stay.
13:57Alf, do you mind?
14:00Oh, yeah, no problem.
14:03Honey, we can't hide Alf forever,
14:06and I can't go on like this,
14:08watching him every moment,
14:10wondering what he's going to do next.
14:12But he'll be good.
14:22He won't break the rules anymore.
14:25Will you, Alf?
14:27Cross my heart.
14:30How you doing, Lucky?
14:32See?
14:34No problem.
14:40Oh, no, who could that be?
14:42I don't know.
14:43Don't answer it, Mom, please.
14:45Brian, I am going to answer the door.
14:48No.
14:49Yes, it's probably just Mrs. Ogmonick,
14:51but even if it's not...
14:52It's not.
14:54What?
14:54It's not Mrs. Ogmonick,
14:56unless she's just joined the Army.
14:58It is a military man.
15:06What if he wants to take Alf away?
15:08I don't know, Brian,
15:09but if that's what he's here for,
15:11and if I decide that's the right thing to do,
15:13you just have to understand, okay?
15:16Yes, Mom.
15:18We gave it the office.
15:25Did you fix the spaceship?
15:26I'm sorry.
15:27I couldn't do it.
15:28I just...
15:28I don't have the right parts.
15:32Ball's in your court.
15:40Mrs. Tanner?
15:41Yes?
15:42I'm Darnell Valentine
15:43with the Alien Task Force
15:45stationed at Edwards.
15:48Mind if I come in?
15:49Yes, I do.
15:50Fine with me.
15:51Mrs. Tanner,
15:52we've received an anonymous tip
15:53that you might be harboring
15:54a space creature.
15:55A space creature?
15:58Yes.
15:59Hairy.
16:00About three feet tall.
16:03Is, uh...
16:04Is he considered dangerous?
16:06Hard to tell
16:07until we get it in the lab.
16:08And, um,
16:10what would you do with him
16:11if you did get him,
16:12you know, in the lab?
16:13The usual battery of tests.
16:15We'll see how it responds
16:16to intense heat,
16:18freezing cold,
16:19high-voltage,
16:21toxic substances,
16:23pain,
16:24sleep deprivation,
16:26inoculation.
16:27That's needles.
16:29And, of course,
16:30dissection.
16:32Why don't you just
16:33pull its toenails out?
16:36You didn't let me finish.
16:37Don't bother.
16:43We are not harboring
16:45any space creatures.
16:47Fine.
16:47Thank you.
16:48Have a nice day.
16:49Uh, excuse me, sir,
16:50could you just tell us
16:52who gave you our name?
16:53As I told Mrs. Tanner,
16:55that information
16:55is strictly
16:56Akmonica,
16:57anonymous.
16:57Thanks, Mom.
17:06Thanks, Mom.
17:07Yeah, thanks.
17:09Mom.
17:12I love this woman.
17:13I love this woman.
17:27Let's see if I can
17:37get this thing going.
17:39Put these here.
17:44Melmac touch.
17:46Hello?
17:48Anybody there?
17:50Yo?
17:51Calling anybody
17:51from Melmac?
17:52Hello?
17:54Skip?
17:55Larry?
17:56Muffy?
17:57It's Gordon.
17:59Look, I don't know
18:00if you can hear me,
18:01but I just wanted
18:02to let you know
18:03I'm okay.
18:05I'm living with
18:06what they call
18:07a family.
18:08Yeah, they're,
18:09they're sort of like
18:10a herd, only smaller.
18:12Yeah, there's this guy
18:13named Willie,
18:14and he's got a good heart
18:16and lots of smarts
18:17for someone without fur.
18:19Then there's his wife,
18:20Kate.
18:21Oh, oh, and hey,
18:22dig this.
18:23Her hair's the same
18:24color as mine.
18:25Yeah, only hers
18:26is natural.
18:27Ha!
18:28Ha!
18:29Yeah, yeah.
18:31And they've got these
18:31two terrific kids
18:33who, who both
18:34idolize me.
18:35So, so you know
18:36they're okay.
18:38But, uh,
18:39I wanted to tell you
18:40something.
18:41I, uh,
18:43I really miss all of you.
18:45And, uh,
18:46the thought of
18:47never seeing you again
18:48sort of breaks my heart.
18:53So, uh,
18:55you know,
18:55if you could
18:56try to get in touch
18:58with me,
19:00uh,
19:00or better yet,
19:02come by.
19:04And, uh,
19:05I'll introduce you
19:07to these lovely
19:08people.
19:08and then we could
19:12eat their cat.
19:24So,
19:25the droid says
19:25to the Cranville,
19:27to tell you the truth,
19:28I'd feel even better
19:29if she lived
19:30another six
19:31light years away.
19:32I think that
19:41really was a music
19:42six, six
19:43light years away.
19:45I guess you gotta
19:46be there.
19:47No.
19:47I was.
19:48Ah!
19:52You know,
19:53I hate to be a black cloud,
19:54but what are we gonna
19:55do with Alf
19:55when Lynn has
19:56her pajama party
19:57next week?
19:57Oh, that's right.
19:58Hey, no problem.
20:00I wear a size five,
20:01but nothing
20:02with feet in it.
20:06Oh, I've got
20:06a zillion of them.
20:07Here's another one
20:08you won't like.
20:09Look at these
20:10two space travelers
20:11are going through
20:11Andromeda, see?
20:13And they run into
20:13a space patrol.
20:15He was a rookie.
20:15Now, remember this.
20:16It's important
20:17for the end of the story.
20:31age three.
20:45Ah!
20:45Ha ha ha ha!
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