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Lucas y Alonso llegan a una posada cuya dueña, llamada Apolonia, es viejísima. Enseguida se manifiestan insinuaciones amorosas de la mujer hacia Lucas, que está pretendiendo camelarla en busca de su fortuna.
Ante el cariz de los acontecimientos, pues Apolonia pretende desposar a Lucas, los dos pícaros se ven obligados a huir.
Ante el cariz de los acontecimientos, pues Apolonia pretende desposar a Lucas, los dos pícaros se ven obligados a huir.
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00:00Music
00:30Music
01:00At the moment I don't perceive it
01:16Keep watching over your life and mine
01:19Music
01:21Music
01:30To my best friend
01:44Don Nicanor
01:48Blowtorch
01:50Second clerk
01:54Of the Royal House
01:58Of his surrendered servant
02:06The bachelor
02:08Lucas Trapaz
02:10Despite Your Grace's many occupations
02:14These lines are on the way
02:16To beg you to find me accommodation in some good house
02:20In whatever work it may be
02:22Going on to tell you
02:24The reason why I find myself homeless
02:26Without food
02:28Nor means to procure me
02:29Not even a sad loaf of black bread
02:31There have been many misfortunes
02:34That have happened to me throughout my eventful life
02:37And Your Grace is aware of some of them.
02:40But I need a break from all of them.
02:42And more than any of the latter
02:45The case is so remarkable
02:47That who has not gone through it
02:49You will consider it a fruit of fantasy
02:51The culprit of everything
02:52She is a woman who they say
02:54He is an incredible 140 years old.
02:58In the opinion of the oldest people in the region
03:00She is the daughter of a Catalan father
03:03And a Biscayan mother
03:04Without a doubt, his nose comes from his mother's side.
03:07That its profile is so reminiscent of the Sierra Nevada mountains
03:10Such is his height
03:12That if you were next to his face
03:14You would need farsighted glasses.
03:17To see the tips of his toes
03:18When he wakes up the surroundings shake
03:35And they are because of their stretching
03:36The holes that are noticed in the roof of your house
03:39I would never have met such a freak.
03:42If I hadn't had a bad day
03:43A walker advised otherwise
03:46There is an inn like there is one to see.
03:49But here in these parts
03:52Nobody spends the night there.
03:53Not even a day would I pass through your door
03:55No matter how bad it is
03:57With the night approaching
03:58Anything is better
03:59No, if the inn is neither good nor bad
04:02But I already tell your Excellencies
04:04From the people around here
04:06No one enters
04:07Because?
04:09And that's what the tongues say
04:11That the old woman, who is the owner
04:13It has a hidden treasure
04:15A treasure?
04:18They will be town councilors
04:20To advise or not to advise
04:22But I tell you
04:23No one enters from here.
04:25But why?
04:28It has a bad reputation
04:29With just cause?
04:31Well, old Did
04:32Who had twenty-four husbands
04:34I haven't met them all.
04:35For my few years
04:36And of them
04:38About twenty
04:39They are in the glory of the Lord
04:40And to the others
04:42They have been given up for dead
04:43Since they started running
04:45And not even the saint's squad
04:48They have been able to find them
04:49Your Excellency
04:58Who is knowledgeable about the world
05:00And of the men
05:01You will have understood
05:02That they tempted me
05:03The old woman's money
05:04Not for enjoying them
05:06But to give them good employment
05:08We are people of peace
05:19Open
05:20We are tired.
05:21And hungry
05:22Alonso
05:25This is more than an inn
05:26It looks like a nest of deafness
05:27Mr. Lucas
05:29What if taking advantage
05:32That nobody answers
05:33We were going to spend
05:34The night under the bridge
05:35It seems safer to me
05:36You shut up
05:37And worry about being arrogant
05:39That the old women
05:40They like the boys
05:40Like you
05:41And we will have to resort
05:42To all the arts
05:43Leave me alone
05:45Rascal!
05:55Bastard!
05:58I apologize
05:59For the delay
06:00To noble travelers
06:01This is the inn
06:03From my aunt
06:03Named Poland
06:04Widow of twenty
06:06And four husbands
06:07Well, I am the gentleman
06:08Don Lucas de Fernández Ponte
06:10From the Asturias of Oviedo
06:11From the house of Urdiales
06:13Descendant through maternal line
06:14By Don Antolín de Candas
06:15Don Pelayo's henchman
06:16And this is my servant Alonso
06:18We are looking for accommodation
06:19For a few days
06:20Waiting for the bag
06:21That at the latest
06:22It will arrive on Wednesday
06:23We hadn't seen yet
06:36To the innkeeper
06:37But judging
06:38By the looks of it
06:38From the inn
06:39It was not to be imagined
06:40That he would wait for us there
06:42One night
06:42Of rejoicing
06:43And unbridled
06:44Go up here
06:49Your Excellency
06:49What's happening?
06:54What's happening?
06:55What's happening?
06:56What's happening?
07:05What's happening?
07:35This is what I can scream when you see me!
07:37And this I am going to admit in my inn!
07:39To people who live in poverty without money to pay with!
07:43You are wrong, my beloved aunt!
07:45He is a great gentleman who is waiting for a large sum to be brought to him by post!
07:49As for the scare, it wasn't because of you, but because I noticed an owl behind the window, very large and very black.
07:56What a mistake I must have made, the God of heaven, to have such a stupid nephew!
08:00You've revealed to me that they are two rascals who want to play tricks on me!
08:04I tell you, you are wrong!
08:06I studied at Alcalá and I have a keen eye and a knack for distinguishing people.
08:11To clear up any doubts, I fake a fight with my servant Lulio and he enters the stranger's room, beating the stranger.
08:17And what benefit are we going to get from such simulation?
08:19It's clear!
08:21Thank you!
08:21You ask for help.
08:23If he comes, he's a gentleman.
08:25And if he doesn't come to your aid, the rogue that I imagine.
08:29Stop!
08:30Notice to Lulio!
08:31Run, you scoundrel!
08:35Me!
08:36They're killing me!
08:38Don't run, I'll get lost!
08:39You can't sleep or rest in this stinking nest of nits!
08:46Please, Mr. Lucas!
08:48What a favor, Don Lucas!
08:51A light, to the eyes, a light!
08:53I'm going, Mr. Lucas, I'm going!
08:54What is that shouting?
09:08Who will attack my servant?
09:10If the bubble thinks my master is tired, I'm here.
09:14Come on, Alonso, she's a lady.
09:16Sir, whether you are on the right side or the wrong side.
09:30Yes, the good kind, from the Indians, where there is peace and money.
09:34If the bad one, from Spain, where there is extreme poverty and war because of our sins.
09:41From everywhere.
09:43You are bizarre!
09:44Especially those in the world.
09:48From today on, your name will be forever.
09:52The famous and illustrious knight of the bar.
09:56And so that I may be immortal, I will pay homage to you forever and ever.
10:03Amen.
10:04Infanta Methuselah, don't you dare quarrel or wake me up, these scoundrels.
10:09Because I swear by the divine eyes of my lady, the peerless Isabel,
10:12who must die without remedy.
10:14Ah!
10:14I think we have caused him
10:44Good impression
10:44We are interested in moving it
10:46To declare where he hides his treasure
10:48Don't know
10:49What I think is that in this place
10:52Not many good fortunes will happen to us
10:55Let's sleep now
10:57Since tomorrow
10:58We must have our wits awake
11:00If they love me
11:04I tried to get my 24 husbands for him.
11:07What do you say, Aunt?
11:08You have repaired
11:09How good he looked in the lead
11:11The eyes saying goodbye
11:12The fire of healing
11:14The great lady is talking about me
11:18And he doesn't do it all badly.
11:20How strong, how beautiful
11:22And how handsome he was with that beam in his hands
11:24And with what vigor he stopped his servant's mastiff
11:27Damn witch
11:28Call me a mastiff
11:29I'll break my back right now.
11:30Calm down, Alonso
11:32Let me hear the conversation
11:34Why did he call it Jerusalem?
11:36That's a good name
11:37And you must stop me for being holy
11:39But you, madam aunt
11:40She swore eternal fidelity to her husband 23
11:43But I already missed him with the 24th
11:45Come
11:45Good morning, God bless us.
12:11I will dedicate myself to serving you with all my heart.
12:16Although I don't deserve what Mrs. Isabel deserves
12:19And I will bring you a maid
12:21Don't let my hands and face get dirty.
12:23Of so many worries that I would have for your grace
12:26Does your grace know how to play?
12:30Some quinolillas
12:31Well tonight we'll kill time with cards.
12:35By faith!
12:43What if I were a 15-year-old girl?
12:45If I were as beautiful as Isabel la Toledana
12:47Richer
12:47And she was smaller in body and nose
12:50And brushed the beard outside
12:52If I were blue-eyed like the other one
12:55And in the face as white and full as her
12:57And out of such a beautiful mouth and teeth
13:00And if it were possible to make his feet smaller
13:0318 points
13:04It would not be bad for your grace our patron
13:07But since it can't be
13:10Outside
13:11Let's see if I can get some coins from him tonight with the cards.
13:13As his door was closed
13:18I looked through a crack
13:19And I saw the shirt
13:21Killing fleas with earwigs
13:23Give me something to drink to recover.
13:25That not even in 100 years will such a horrible vision be erased from my mind.
13:28Here I am, knight of the bar
13:39Ready to entertain you while you wait for your precious bag
13:43I was already despairing with the delay
13:45But you are welcome.
13:46Yes, I'll have a drink.
13:49Do you know how to play the vihuela?
14:06Little and bad
14:07Play for us, waiter
14:10Brighten our night
14:18The wise old men say
14:38That love is fire
14:41And the man dry wood
14:43That wants to burn
14:45And it burns if it gets close to the woman
14:49The wise old men say
14:54That love is fire
14:56And the man dry wood
14:59That wants to burn
15:01And it burns if it gets close to the woman
15:06Sparks and flames
15:09They reach heaven
15:11But soon it is ash
15:13All his ardor
15:16And you have to revive it later
15:20With new love
15:22Get out of the room, you scoundrel.
15:30Since you don't know how to behave in front of a lady
15:33Do you want another dance?
15:40I prefer to start the game
15:42You'll have to lend me some reales.
15:46Which will be returned to you as soon as my bag arrives
15:48I gladly do it
15:49Well, I have a great fortune.
15:51Which I hope to share in the near future.
15:55With my future husband
15:56And you keep it here without fear of being robbed
15:59Taking advantage of your condition
16:00Of a defenseless and weak woman
16:02Do not fear for my person, your grace.
16:05Well, the few years that I have lived
16:08They taught me to defend myself
16:09By my faith, madam!
16:13What if I played with a boy?
16:14He will take you for a cheat
16:15And you keep that fortune
16:18In your bedroom
16:19I'm afraid my stomach is back to its old ways.
16:45Give me grace to retire
16:47Before he throws out on the cards
16:50Or about your gentle figure
16:52The food I just ate
16:56And the wine with which I have watered them
16:57And the wine with which ...
17:27Have you hurt yourselves?
17:49A little on the back.
17:51I have revealed myself a lot in the fall.
17:54Right up to the navel!
17:59And for more information, your grace brings a mencia of each color.
18:04Don't believe him, madam, he's just a fool.
18:07Well, it seems to me that you have come with your dress stuck to your body, since your flesh has not been aired.
18:13Oh, how embarrassed I was!
18:15I have never seen a lady so modest in her dress.
18:17Oh, how gallant you are!
18:23Alonso!
18:25Do you want something, your honor?
18:27Escort this lady to her chambers with extreme delicacy so that she does not stumble or break.
18:34Where did I leave the money I took out for the game?
18:37They fell.
18:38And Alonso, my servant, saved you the trouble of collecting them.
18:42Alonso, give him the coins.
18:44On the day the student, your nephew, came out,
18:47who told me, by the way, that there were two clergymen waiting to speak with your grace about a bet.
18:55Two clerics?
18:55There is no need for you to attack me for such a flood.
19:03Well, that's where the old woman's treasure is hidden.
19:05I always thought that my teachings did not fall on deaf ears.
19:10Tell me, Alonso, where does my repulsive lover hide her fortune?
19:14Well, as I was saying, Mrs. Poland, we have bet on your age.
19:18And since we do not find you even in the baptismal register of the year 504, we are in doubt.
19:24My brother in the Lord says one hundred and thirty.
19:27And I, who am a hundred and twenty.
19:30Well, I'm only fifteen.
19:35One hundred and thirty.
19:37Take it.
19:39Here I give you my greatest treasure.
19:41I say one hundred and thirty.
19:44The references that I have been able to gather indicate one hundred and twenty.
19:50Alonso.
19:51Alonso.
19:53The treasure.
19:54The treasure.
19:57The thing about...
19:58Knowing something about that fortune.
20:00It was a trick like many of the ones you have taught me to save me from blows and setbacks.
20:05Ah, so you didn't know anything about the treasure, you big fraud.
20:08No, but from the bar yes.
20:11Well, I, on the other hand, have a message from Methuselah here telling me where to hide.
20:15Give me the paper, and we will enjoy our next happiness together.
20:20Mr. Lucas Trapata,
20:23After I saw your grace with the club in your hands,
20:27I was subject to the weakness of surrendering to your grace,
20:30Because such air and spirit with her was never seen in anyone.
20:34And forgive the knights-errant and the illustrious knight Don Quixote.
20:39I am a lightning bolt, fearless, bizarre.
20:43And I wish to introduce your grace into marriage with me.
20:46But seeing in your grace such lukewarmness,
20:51I beg you to send me the bar for my safekeeping and relief from the loneliness I am experiencing.
20:57That I love her very close and touch her many times with my hands.
21:00Skip the frills and get to the point!
21:03From your grace, even if you are a tyrant, Poland.
21:07I'm sorry to tell you that there's nothing more to read and no more fortune to enjoy.
21:11As my name is Lucas Trapata, that dry old woman
21:13He tells me where he hides his fortune within three days.
21:17Well, I bet that not in three days nor in three years.
21:19You will get nothing but torment and disaster from this witch.
21:22I accept, but you will have to follow me in everything I send you.
21:25Commanded, great lord,
21:26that your humble servant will obey you like a Moorish slave.
21:30Stop messing around!
21:31Find a big red bow and bring it to my room.
21:34I will offer my sweetheart the bar as a first gift.
22:00One hundred and thirty!
22:16I tell you, I repeat, that according to my investigations there are one hundred and twenty.
22:21They say that an uncle of my great-grandmother knew her.
22:26That's not credible.
22:28Well.
22:39Forgive me, sir, for my admonition.
22:42But seeing you so shy,
22:43I thought I had to do my part
22:45so that you would decide to fulfill what destiny has put on hold for us.
22:49I tried twenty-four husbands without great results.
22:56But the holy number is twenty-five.
23:00Starting tonight...
23:02Relief!
23:17Relief!
23:30I'm lost!
23:32Aid!
23:34Aid!
23:35They're forcing me!
23:36Take it, take it, take it!
23:49For you I have been raped,
23:50But I swear before God that you will repair this felony.
23:53Here you go, cousin!
23:55Man born like that!
23:58Take!
23:58Aaah!
23:59Oh, oh!
24:01Let me!
24:02Let me!
24:04Let me!
24:05Let me!
24:06Yeah!
24:06Ah!
24:07Ah!
24:08Ah!
24:09Ah!
24:10Ah!
24:11Ha ha!
24:12Oh!
24:13Ah!
24:13Ah!
24:14Ah!
24:16Ah!
24:17Ah!
24:17Ah!
24:19Ah!
24:20Ah!
24:21Ah!
24:22Ah!
24:24Ah!
24:24I already said that hell would be full of clerics and witches.
24:28Yes. Aloncillo, my son. But what are you doing here? I must speak to Saint Peter immediately.
24:38There's a mistake. There's a mistake. Excuse me, you she-devil, or witch, or whatever you are.
24:47I wish to speak with the heavenly goalkeeper about a serious mistake that has been made against my friend Alonso.
24:55He's feigning some kind of weird madness to avoid getting upset with me. Don't pay attention to him.
25:00And arrange the marriage as quickly as possible, lest my belly swell and my chastity be rumored.
25:10Engagement, you're getting married. Let me be the first to congratulate you.
25:16I was not aware that such ceremonies were performed in hell.
25:21Wake up, the witch is losing you. Let's run, they'll marry you without realizing it.
25:25I knew very well that it is better not to play with such ladies.
25:30Here I have proof of my pregnancy.
25:34Let a doctor come later and confirm my condition.
25:43This is my chamber pot, and its contents were mine. So let me pour them.
25:47I have told you and told you again that this young man is pure in soul and is in hell by mistake.
25:59He does not need your torments to purge his sins.
26:02So don't say anything else or I'll have to beat you up.
26:05A Jewish dog.
26:18Lupiades, no presca apare transparencia.
26:21A Jewish dog.
26:22Uh.
26:23Come on! Come on! Hurry up!
26:48Come on!
26:53I didn't know one could get out of hell so easily!
26:59Enough of this fakery! We're not in hell!
27:03And hurry your race, lest you be forced to marry!
27:06Huh? I'm getting married!
27:13Good heavens!
27:14Ah! I'm dying! I'm dying!
27:18Ah! Ah!
27:21All these hardships and these shocks are what force me to request your generosity for a peaceful occupation in that town and court.
27:33I trust, therefore, in the magnanimity that you have always shown, and I entrust my life to you.
27:38Your devoted servant, Lucas Trapaz, kisses your hands.
27:47Don't start, damn it!
27:50Rest assured that if my friend the clerk of the Royal Household has received my letter, a time of peace awaits us.
27:56And how will we get to the court, if we don't even have the reales you won from the Quinovas?
28:01All because of your damned desire to take other people's fortunes!
28:04Others, other people's. Who knows whose fortunes they are.
28:08And in any case, who do the doubloons in the Old Ark serve?
28:11What would we have done with them, if we were you?
28:14To roll them out in a few days through streets and roads.
28:18And so they would have brought a little bit of happiness to some unfortunate person.
28:21Since the happiness of the unfortunate depends on the doubloons that we roll with your cunning and mischief,
28:27You can now wait seated.
28:51Thank you!
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