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00:01Yeah, but new, but yeah, but new, but
00:04Biggest comedy show in the country
00:07Little Britain any Little Britain fans
00:11Raise the roof
00:13One of its stars
00:30The show so let's talk guests. I don't know where to start because they're all really really good
00:45But maybe we should begin with David Walliams got a household name on the show. That's lovely one. Yeah, that's a real nice
00:54The household name on the show
00:56Yeah, I'm a household name if you're not guest you're the host. Yeah, I'm a household name
01:01You said like we didn't have a household. I'm a guy I'm a household name as a guest. We have a household name
01:06That's not what you meant. You meant a household name. No, that's the way you're taking it
01:10No, that's the way you meant it because you don't like me. Well, it's not I don't like you. You're not a household name
01:14We're not in my house. I am now. Yes, but you know
01:19Joining forces with Jane this week our TV presenter DJ and former games master Dominic Diamond
01:24My agent has been phoning up to see if there's a space to get me on as a guest and always say no
01:31No, no, no, no, no to think we're all full the caliber of guest is so high
01:36Dominic Diamond
01:37Yeah, I have to say I really agree with you Steve, but I in this instance Dominic Diamond for me at least does represent a new low
01:46one of the
01:47Sharpest journalists and TV presenters working in the country today a lovely funny man
01:54He's an arse
01:55Please give a big welcome to Dominic Diamond
02:01He's from Scotland. He's in London. Oh, so he's in the area. Oh, that's a good reason
02:05And the UK's favorite impressionist Alistair McGowan
02:10Alistair McGowan
02:12Alistair McGowan
02:13Alistair McGowan
02:15What do you think?
02:17No?
02:18Does great voices
02:19He doesn't do great voices. He does okay voices
02:23Can I just say that your Terry Wogan impression is, oh my god, it's lazy
02:28That's a great compliment. Thank you very much
02:30I do the Wogan. I can do. Hold hard lads, eh
02:34Rob does one as well I think
02:35He does, yeah, he does a very good Terry Wogan. He might do it on the show
02:38Yeah, I think he doesn't because it makes it really hard for me when he does
02:40Oh, David Secure, you're the master
02:43Franz Ferdinand, eh
02:45Kaiser Chiefs
02:46I think Alistair can do a whole sentence
02:49In the league with Dave this week is the face of BBC Rugby, the one and only John Inverdale
02:57John Inverdale?
02:58Yeah
02:59He's not funny
03:00Yes he is
03:01He's not, he's a newsreader of sport
03:03He's a naturally funny man
03:05What?
03:06Have you ever been out with him?
03:09You know, funnily enough, no
03:11Well then you should take a night out with John
03:12I should go out for a night with John Inverdale
03:14Yeah, go to a titty bar
03:15Go to a titty, what?
03:16Go to a titty bar
03:17A titty bar
03:18A titty bar
03:19Or a...
03:20A titty bar
03:21What world do you live in where you see me prancing down the street with John Inverdale
03:26Oh there's a titty bar John, excellent, here are some late results
03:29No, I am not going to, your words, a titty bar with John Inverdale
03:35Rob, I think it would do the show a world of good
03:37Your professional advice, as the producer of this show
03:40Is that I spend licence payers money on an evening with John Inverdale
03:45In pursuit of titties at a bar
03:49It's not QI, is it?
03:52And one of the stars of the biggest smash hit comedy to hit Britain in a long time
03:58Little Britain
03:59I'm a bit fucked off about this, to be honest
04:02You know what, I mean, you know, it's not as though I haven't done anything
04:05I'm on Little Britain, the most successful comedy show ever
04:08All right, let's just be clear about this, right?
04:11Because I actually agree with you, all right?
04:13Little Britain, biggest thing you've ever done
04:16I've been in that massive show, but it's not a big deal to me
04:20Because I have other things
04:22And I worry, you know, you're working yourself up
04:24Thinking you're going to get onto this show, right?
04:27The fact you want to be on this show so much is in itself a sad thing
04:30Get it out of your head, you're not going to be on this show
04:33It's not going to happen
04:35It's Steve first!
04:40Welcome to you all, welcome to you all
04:43The great thing about having David volumes on is that I bought a whole bunch of, like, Andy and Lou dolls
04:48And I got some six, I got six mugs for a fiver, right?
04:51I get him to sign them
04:53Put them on eBay
04:54No, absolutely not
04:56Why?
04:57Well, because it's wrong, you can't, you can't go getting him to sign stuff and then selling it as much
05:02It's up to ten times as much, sometimes
05:04Come in
05:09Hello
05:11Get out of the way
05:18Like Zola Bud, let's kick off our trainers and run barefoot into the round we call headlines
05:24I could just do that, it's from my... Mum has a lady in Wales
05:28Yeah
05:29Whose daughter absolutely adores you, just trying, you know
05:32What's her name?
05:33Just leave it blank, I think it's safer, cos I may get it wrong
05:36Just sign my name, yeah?
05:37Yes, but best wishes, David volumes
05:39What could the missing words be?
05:43You thought you might say, let's do summit
05:46Is it let's do summit?
05:48Oh, that's a nice one
05:49Or something
05:50That's a nice one
05:51Oh, hang on, this is a trick question, isn't it?
05:53It's let's make diaries
05:55That's it, isn't it?
05:56Let's make diaries
05:57Yes
05:58They do make diaries, let's
05:59Let's make diaries
06:00Oh, let's make diaries
06:01Oh, very good
06:02Oh, over the heads of this audience, Alistair
06:05That was brilliant
06:06Well, no, I was just explaining, cos I could feel it going under and I thought it needed to hit
06:11Yeah, cos it was gone
06:12That's very good
06:13What I would say there, Alistair, save that for Radio 4
06:15Paul Ross
06:17Oh, again, no, unpleasant man
06:21He's desperate for profile
06:22He's not
06:23He is
06:24He is
06:25He's not
06:26He's desperate for skirt
06:27That's really, I've never got that impression
06:32Well, maybe you're not his type
06:35So is it not anything to do with the Geneva summit then, bringing it back to what we're actually talking about?
06:40Alright, let me have a look
06:41They're doing something funny about Swiss timing
06:42Cos that's where they met
06:43It is, it is to do with the Geneva summit, but you haven't given me the proper words
06:47Is it Let's Talk Turkey or something like that?
06:48Let's go
06:49Let's phone Domino's
06:50Let's
06:53What would you do if you were on the show anyway? I mean, in your capacity
06:56I'd be a panellist on a panel show with a knowledge of the games and try to lend my skills as a comedian
07:04Steve, would you do in it what you do in Little Britain, i.e. stand there?
07:09No, obviously not
07:11Why would I just come and say nothing?
07:13Because that's what you're famous for
07:15The answer, what I was looking for, was let's be friends
07:19Because the headline is from March the 12th in 85
07:21Aww
07:22Now for a bonus point, anybody tell me, after he resigned from office, what did Mr. Gorbachev advertise on television?
07:29Oh
07:30Had he got that mark in an industrial accident and he said on a no fee bonus you could phone in and claim money for it
07:37No blame, no claim
07:39Have you been injured at work like this?
07:43If so, we'll take the best dogs down for you
07:47The poster, just do that as well, move that out of your way
07:51Who's this one too?
07:52That, you've met my brother, haven't you?
07:53Yeah, yeah
07:54His girlfriend has a friend who has a 12 year old who got knocked down
07:59Could he just, I don't know the name, they told me and I've forgotten it
08:02Can you just put love, David Warren
08:04Don't put get wealth soon, just in case that's not an option
08:10The answer was Pizza Hut, yes
08:13Oh
08:14Yes there was, imagine Parkinson
08:16Then of course you were in charge of Russia and then you did the Pizza Hut campaign
08:20He seemed to step down
08:22You know, you're supposed to be supporting me
08:24You know, you're meant to be building me up
08:26You should be putting me in an environment where people look at me and they say
08:30Wow, look at Rob Brydon, isn't he doing well? Isn't he great?
08:34Not, hmm, looks a bit peaky, he could do with four free dances
08:38Struth, copper, I'm not actually from Australia, but I'm from somewhere nearby
08:43And I tell you what mate, I love nature
08:45I love it so much, I've got on me boat
08:48In an ideal world, Steve, I'd have you on the show
08:51Well it's done this bullshit
08:52You know I'd have you on the show
08:53I know that Rob, I know
08:54I know
08:55It's not an ideal world
08:56Don't say you know, Steve
08:57Hey, hey, you know all the answers
08:58Not all of them
08:59What, you've not been paying attention?
09:00Well done Steve, brilliant
09:02There you go
09:03Couldn't have done it without the acting
09:05See, now he's laughing
09:06Yeah, very much
09:07Funny
09:08Funny, funny Rob
09:09Thank you
09:10Funny, great
09:11Thank you
09:12Apparently, the answer we were looking for
09:14Was the French sink the Greenpeace ship, the Rainbow Warrior
09:17Beautifully acted, Dave and John
09:19We tend to ask for, you know, because we do signings outside the theatre
09:21You know, some sort of show
09:22And we always say, what's the name?
09:24Well, leave a gap
09:25And then I'll put the name in when I find out
09:27How about that?
09:28Just leave a nice gap
09:30The Greenpeace flagship, Rainbow Warrior
09:33Was blown up in Auckland Harbour, New Zealand
09:35On the 10th of July 85
09:37By two men
09:38Major Ian Maffart and Captain Tom
09:40It wasn't called that, was it?
09:46Come back
09:47Not that far
09:50Hello and welcome to
09:56The Greenpeace flagship, Rainbow Warrior
09:59Was blown up in Auckland Harbour, New Zealand
10:01On the 10th of July 1985
10:03By two men
10:04Major Ian Maffart is silent but deadly
10:11Maffart is inconspicuous
10:13What shall I do it this time?
10:14This is good
10:15Sorry
10:16I'll guess
10:17What shall I do it this time?
10:18This is good
10:20The Greenpeace flagship, Rainbow Warrior
10:23Was blown up in Auckland Harbour, New Zealand
10:26On the 10th of July 1985
10:27By two men
10:28Major Ian Maffart and Captain Dominique Prueur
10:31Who were later discovered to be French secret agents
10:35The French government tried to deny their involvement
10:38What are you talking about?
10:40But
10:42We were having affairs with other men's wives
10:48You know, sometimes the titty bar is not the answer
10:50Oh hello, I haven't seen you before
10:55Can I just ask
10:56Is it something involving her
10:57Or are you just gratuitously putting your impressions in?
11:00Don't answer that
11:01It might give a clue
11:02It might give a clue
11:03Don't you give me that
11:04Den Watts
11:05I'll F you
11:07I think he was doing dots
11:08Not dead
11:11I'm not even sure if she was in it at this point
11:13It's not his best impression
11:14For that we'd go to Maidley
11:15But I'm pretty sure that was done
11:17My daughter just loves Little Britain
11:21I mean I know it's really, you know, rude
11:23But she loves the bright colours, you know, the characters
11:27I mean you do the
11:28I mean you do the
11:29What's the catchphrase of the
11:30I do not do the Little Britain catchphrase
11:33I have my own catchphrase
11:34But do the
11:35Do the
11:36The Vicky Pollard
11:37No
11:38I'm not doing that
11:39Just do it
11:40No
11:41Just do it
11:42No
11:43Do it
11:44No
11:45I'll do my own
11:46I do Keith Barrett catchphrase
11:47It's a bit of fun
11:48That's a catchphrase
11:49Are you saying that
11:51Are you saying it's a bit of fun
11:52It's not a catchphrase
11:53It's a bit of fun
11:56Are you saying that's not a catchphrase
11:58I've had it printed on mugs
12:00Did you sell many?
12:03Well we haven't even met before, darling
12:06So how do you know what my name is?
12:07See?
12:08See?
12:09That's very good
12:10I'm assuming
12:11Because this is pre-Den doing the
12:13Don't assume too soon
12:14Let's run this out for a bit
12:15It just makes me look stupid
12:18It's meant to be a comedy panel show, Dominic
12:20But see
12:21But if I come across clever
12:23I might get like a call from the Financial Times or something
12:25It's not gonna happen, my friend
12:27What is it again?
12:28Sorry, I've forgotten it
12:29It's a bit of fun
12:34Yeah, exactly, it's funny
12:39Isn't it amazing in here?
12:41Let's go outside and see the square for the first time
12:46Dominic, I've changed my mind
12:47Put us out of our misery
12:50Was it the advent?
12:51The birth of EastEnders?
12:52Yes
12:53The right answer
12:54Exactly
12:55Yes
12:56Beautifully re-enacted there
13:01The first ever episode
13:03It was like watching a tape, wasn't it?
13:05The first ever episode of EastEnders was screened
13:08The landmark event took place on BBC One on February the 19th, 1985
13:13The first episode went like this
13:15Reggie's cock has been missing
13:17What?
13:18What?
13:19Reggie's cock is beneath you?
13:20Do you want me to sign the packaging or the actual mug?
13:33No, sign the mug
13:34I'm getting just my name, yeah?
13:36Just the name
13:37Where'd you just sign at the top?
13:41No, no, no, no
13:42Sign the mug
13:43Wait, wait
13:44Wait
13:45For a bonus point
13:46Can anybody tell me why do people watch EastEnders?
13:48It is to make their own vacuous empty lives seem superior
14:01Dot
14:05I want you to check if my Beppe impression was correct
14:07Oh, that's a good one
14:09Yes, he's gone quiet, hasn't he?
14:11David Tennant
14:13Oh, Doctor Who
14:14He's a cockney
14:15He's lovely
14:16You can't have a cockney, Doctor Who
14:18He's like Michael Barrymore
14:20Oh, yeah, all right, Cybermen
14:22Oh, keep this shut and these open, right?
14:25In this business, you do not slag people off, right?
14:29Dreadful
14:30Dreadful
14:31All right, in the back, the Cybermen
14:33All right, with a canine on the floor
14:35All right
14:36I don't know how a Dalek ended up with a pool officer
14:38I really don't
14:39Can I ask a question?
14:40A serious question
14:41How much do you owe Trevor Brooking for your entire career, do you think?
14:44Because without him, without him, that impersonation
14:46With that
14:47Well, you know, that was the one to get me started, definitely
14:49Yeah, I mean, you know
14:50I mean, hopefully there were other ones after that, you know
14:52Who probably lived up to that sort of standard
14:54I don't know
14:55He was also recycled as well, you know
14:57You mentioned, you know, Green and everything
14:59And Brooking was recycled as, periodically, as Glen Oddle
15:02Which is very similar but not quite so energetic
15:06Subsequently, as well, he was recycled as somebody else
15:08But I can't think of who it was now
15:10It was somebody
15:18Is it for a raffle or something?
15:19Are we doing a raffle?
15:20It's for, no, it's friends who are, um
15:23I think a lot of them are sick kids and things like that
15:25Yeah, yeah
15:26That's Matt, but sign it anyway
15:27Shall I sign...
15:28Just in there, you just sign in there
15:29I can do Matt's
15:30Just put his down there, I'll do him if you want
15:32Okay, fine
15:33He's like that, I think
15:34Okay
15:38Lovely, Jane, Alistair and Dominic
15:40On your screen, you'll see a Venn diagram
15:43Stop sniggering, Inverdale
15:45A Venn diagram of three famous faces
15:48Red rum, Boris Becker and Ken Dodd
15:52It's, um, Red rum and Boris Becker both won something three times
15:57Yes
15:58Wimbledon and the Grand National
15:59Yes
16:00Boris won the Grand National three times
16:01And the other two is tax evasion
16:02Tax evasion
16:04Do you know what?
16:05By George, I think she's got it
16:07The link between
16:08APPLAUSE
16:13The link between Red rum and Boris Becker is that they've both been sporting champions three times
16:17Red rum won the Grand National in 73, 74 and 77
16:20And Boris Becker won Wimbledon in 85, 86 and again in 89 at the ripe old age, imagine this at 21
16:27Do you watch Little Britain?
16:29Do I watch Little Britain?
16:30It's brilliant
16:31Do I watch it?
16:32Yeah
16:33Is this a joke?
16:34Do I watch Little Britain?
16:35Yeah
16:36You're joking, aren't you?
16:37What do you mean?
16:38I script edited Little Britain
16:40Did you?
16:41I appeared in Little Britain
16:43Oh my God, no way
16:44Are you serious?
16:45Of course I'm serious
16:46I'm Bubblesy's ex-husband
16:49Oh my God, that's amazing
16:54I've never seen it
16:55Oh my God, my daughter just loves it
16:58Just
16:59She was
17:00You know when the, you know, Lou and Andy
17:02Do you know the
17:03Whenever Lou and Andy are on
17:05She says to her daddy
17:07She says, um
17:08Daddy, push you, daddy
17:09And he wheels it in
17:11And she climbs in
17:13She goes
17:14He wears specks for reading
17:16And she puts them
17:17She kind of balances them
17:18Half on her nose
17:19And half on her head
17:20And she goes, um
17:21Daddy, daddy
17:22Want that one, daddy?
17:24Want that one?
17:25And he's so brilliant with her
17:26Because he sort of was just
17:27Andrew Marr
17:29Okay
17:30In 2002, Becker admitted that he lived in Germany
17:33Sorry, that he lived in Germany
17:37From 1991 to 93
17:39It's true
17:40I live Düsseldorf
17:42Is it a crime?
17:43Is it a crime?
17:44Uh
17:45Really nice
17:46DVD
17:47I'll take it out, don't I?
17:49Yeah, just that one as well
17:51Right
17:52What about this one?
17:53Okay, just your name
17:54Just your name
17:55Do we need to discuss anything about the show?
17:56It's a panel show
17:58Dave, John and Steve
18:00Seated to my right
18:01On your screens now
18:02You'll see a Venn diagram of three famous faces
18:04We've got the novelist Ian Fleming
18:06Oh God, thank you
18:07I wouldn't have known that that was him actually
18:09No
18:10The author of Pop
18:11Uh, Madonna
18:12And leader of the free world
18:14And the man we all look up to
18:15Uh
18:16George
18:17I don't shy away from politics
18:19George W. Bush
18:20I'm not really so keen on doing this kind of thing
18:22But
18:23You're not keen because you're without Matt
18:24And I understand that
18:25I understand there's going to be a fear for you
18:27In appearing without the gag maker
18:30It's the same for you with Ronnie
18:31Because she's the obvious one
18:32Jupiter Barbara wins it
18:33And she'll get a laugh
18:34That's why
18:35I don't think
18:36I don't know
18:37I think you'll
18:38We're not like
18:39It's just
18:40It's not exactly a double act
18:41I mean you kind of think you're working with Ronnie
18:42It is a double act
18:43No, it is a double act
18:44But you can be funny without
18:45You don't need Ronnie to be there to be funny
18:46No, no, no
18:47You always get the same for you on your own
18:48Me and Matt, we alternate
18:49You know
18:50Sometimes we're both funny
18:51Sometimes he's funny
18:52And then you're playing straight
18:53And sometimes it's the other way around
18:54The majority of time I would say
18:55There's you playing straight
18:56And it's Matt being funny
18:57If you look at Marjorie Dawes
18:58Is Matt being funny
18:59Yeah but I'm not in those sketches
19:00Exactly
19:01Vicky Pollard is him being funny
19:04Yeah but then
19:05I'm helping create the comedy
19:07By playing the straight role
19:08Fleming
19:09It's famously wrote the Bond books
19:11But he also wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
19:13Yeah
19:14Which is a sort of children's book
19:15Yeah
19:16And Madonna has recently published children's books
19:17You are right on the button there
19:19Is that one?
19:20I'll give you a point on that
19:21What about
19:22It's the next link that George Bush sang backing vocals on La Isla Bonita
19:28Well here's the funny thing Steve
19:30He went in and laid down some backing vocals
19:32Well good enough
19:33They didn't use them
19:34Right
19:35It's the accent
19:36And to this day
19:37He's a little bit ert
19:38Right
19:39Matthew Kelly
19:40Don't think he's available
19:41Have you asked?
19:42Well no but
19:43You know
19:44Think of the gags
19:45Tonight Matthew I'm
19:46For every round I could do that
19:48Right
19:49Tonight Matthew I'm
19:50That would be great
19:51Has Ian Fleming and George Bush had a breast each?
19:54Of Madonna
19:55And that's the
19:56She's in the middle
19:57And one brick
19:58Oh Dominic
19:59I don't know
20:00I thought they just worked out what a Venn diagram is
20:03No wonder I didn't get the answer right in our round
20:05Because I was looking for a link between or three
20:06It's just that it's in the middle
20:07And it's a one half and that's
20:09That's why you write for the Daily Star
20:12Financial Times is gone
20:14I'm still looking for this link between George Bush and Madonna
20:18It goes back to their high school years
20:21Okay
20:22People often do suggest that the Scottish education system is better don't they?
20:25Not often
20:27And yet
20:29If we edit that closer to when he said it
20:32That would be a winner
20:33That would fly
20:35I just think you're Ernie Wise but you are the straight man of the outfit
20:38Well Dave no I
20:39No it's like two people working together to create comedy
20:42It's about the timing between two people isn't it's not a question
20:45Yes I agree but between a funny man and a straight man
20:48But you are saying I'm Ernie Wise
20:50No not because Ernie Wise was the extreme of that
20:52Or Sid Little is the extreme of that
20:54I'm not saying you're that
20:55Would you book Sid Little to be on this show?
20:57No because I do think you will be funny don't get me wrong
21:01Be funny on a Sid Little?
21:03But you will also bring in a lot of viewers
21:05And when you're doing a show like this I've learnt one thing
21:07It's all about it's quite simple
21:09You're expecting me to be funny on this are you?
21:11Yes I know you'll be funny on this because we'll do I'm a lady
21:14And you'll come on you
21:15And that'll be funny
21:17You'll be in his column now
21:20Who's column?
21:21You'll be in his Daily Star
21:22Yeah you'll be in his column
21:23Fucking slagging
21:24Let's hope they don't wrap my chips in that edition
21:26You're not making it any better
21:31I don't think enough people will see it for it to matter
21:35Oh I think you're wrong there
21:37Some illiterate people will see your picture and not know if the words are good or bad
21:40Yeah no they'll read it
21:42They'll go that's a vicious attack on Bill Bryson isn't it?
21:46Bring it on Dominic whatever you've got for me
21:59Is it true Dominic you used to be in a sketch group with Matt and David from Little Britain
22:03And also with Simon Pegg
22:06Yes
22:07Ohhhh
22:09The Pete Best of Journalism
22:11One, two, three, four, where's he gone?
22:18I think it's a case of yeah but no but definitely no
22:23What I'm saying look I'll just try and make it very clear right
22:28And I'm not saying this to be insulting I'm trying to be very honest and straight with you
22:32And not bloody just flatter you
22:34No I'm right but you tell me the truth yeah
22:35Right well you are very funny but when you're with Matt
22:39He comes across as the funny er
22:43But does that not mean I'm not funny at all?
22:45No you're not listening to me
22:46Were you saying when I'm working with Matt I'm the straight man?
22:48Yes
22:51You can't say that
22:53This is now like a full blown argument which I don't want to have
22:57Well no I don't want to argue it's just I feel like to go on stage and I just feel like you know
23:01I'd quite like to have my confidence boosted a bit
23:03Right I'm going
23:04Rather be told that I'm like the straight man
23:06Okay
23:07To get Ronnie and Matt to do the show
23:10Hang on he said it McGowan said it here we go what was it?
23:13What?
23:14As a joke were they both cheerleaders?
23:16Yes they were they were both cheerleaders
23:18How about that eh?
23:28It's unbelievable
23:29It's really just rude
23:31It's just really rude
23:32It is
23:33I mean I don't even you know I'm doing it as a favour I don't even really want to be on this show
23:37Well we all are
23:38I know but then it's just to come and say that about you know
23:40Yeah
23:41It just really hurts
23:42Because you know I try and I really try and be funny and I know I'm not always that funny but
23:46No you are you mustn't think about it I mean you know personally I think you're the funny one you know
23:50Well I think that as well but it's you know
23:52Yeah
23:53As well as creating James Bond Ian Fleming gave the world the flying car Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
23:57Madonna after she published the distinctly adult book Sex
24:01Turned her eye to the children's market and has written five books so far including the English Roses
24:05Mr. Peabody's Apples and the adventures of Abdi and his throbbing cock
24:11If I just left
24:14If you left I wouldn't blame you but I mean honestly you can't do that
24:17Can you just say that I felt I was ill or something
24:19Oh if you want me to yeah yeah I mean you weren't too far
24:21Don't say that you saw me go just say that um you saw me and I wasn't really well
24:25Hey hey hey how you doing Alistair?
24:27Fine
24:28Mr. Weiss?
24:29Five minutes Mr. Weiss?
24:30Yeah yeah I just gotta do some things and then I'll yeah
24:32Okay
24:33Looking forward to
24:34Okay I'll see you um
24:36Yeah yeah yeah yeah
24:37Where you going?
24:38Dave
24:39Where's he going?
24:41Err can I get a little more colour in my hair?
24:44So, totting up the scores at the end of the show this week's unnecessary Adam Ants are Jane, Dominic and Alistair
24:51But this week's unforgettable Freddie Mercury's are Dave, John and Steve!
24:56He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he!
25:09Hey, first you're on
25:10You're, yeah you're gonna go on
25:12What do you mean you're sure?
25:13Of course I'm fucking sure
25:14Before, before, look what I'm doing I must say before we go we've er
25:19Sorry. It's not the one about the chap who does the captions at the end of the show.
25:25Before... Ronnie Corbett. Before we go, we've just got time to have a look at the captions
25:31that the team came up with. Let's turn to Alistair's Motley Crue. What have you got there?
25:36Ken opens his hate mail.
25:38Oh, very good, yeah.
25:40So what did Dave Williams walk out, then?
25:45Rob insulted him, called him the straight man.
25:47Hi. Hi. Hi. How are you all? How are you all my babies? Good? It's going to be great.
25:55Do you want anything before we go on? Is there anything I can get you all?
25:58Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
25:59Are you sure?
26:00I could do one of those straight decaf latte things.
26:04It's no problem. I'll get you a decaf latte.
26:06Can I get a glass of water?
26:08Give me fucking water.
26:12Is that a new crime-fighting superhero that Ken's got the title of Crown in London?
26:16It's Printer Man.
26:17And he, like, just kind of shoots out printer paper, robbers, and kind of mummifies them,
26:22like, to a sarcophagi-like level.
26:24Too much.
26:25Too much?
26:26Like Eddie Izzard without the humour.
26:31Well, that's it. Another show dusted and done.
26:35But not necessarily in that order.
26:37Erm, Bob Geldof.
26:39Because he might do it.
26:40Yes. I tell you what, look, while you give him a ring, give Kofi Annan a ring as well, OK?
26:45Hans Blitz, the weapons inspector.
26:47Come on. Well, that's just...
26:48And Osama Bin Laden.
26:49You're being silly. You're being silly.
26:50You're being silly.
26:52You grumpy.
26:54I'm Rob Brydon and I have been Annually Retentive.
26:57Thanks for watching. Good night.
26:58Did you ever reach a person from War of the Worlds?
27:23Who'd have believed?
27:24In the last years of the 19th century, human affairs are being watched from the timeless worlds of space.
27:29Human affairs are being watched.
27:30A tiny...
27:31...considered the possibility of life on other planets, and yet, across the gulf of space,
27:34minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes,
27:37and slowly but surely, they drew their plans against us.
27:40Slowly but surely, they drew...
27:42Hang on. Hang on a minute. Hang on. All right.
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