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Max Amini

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00:00What's your name?

00:01Aspen.

00:02Aspen?

00:06She said, not Aspen.

00:09I want to get your name right.

00:11Say it one more time.

00:12Elspeth.

00:13Elspeth.

00:15Elspeth.

00:16Okay, I did good.

00:18Elspeth.

00:19Yeah?

00:20Okay.

00:21Let's get to know a few more Norwegians.

00:23Sir, what's your name?

00:23Andreas.

00:24Andreas?

00:25Very easy.

00:26Even easier than Elspeth.

00:27Yeah?

00:28Andreas.

00:30Body, what's your name?

00:31Steak.

00:32Steak?

00:34Are you sure?

00:36Why did it end?

00:38Steak.

00:40There's no ending to the name?

00:43They just left it halfway.

00:45Steak.

00:49Ask your parents.

00:51They might have forgotten to finish it on paper, yeah?

00:54Steak.

00:55Like, it should be an ending to it, no?

00:58Okay, fine.

01:00And this young lady here, is she also, are you Norwegian?

01:03Persian.

01:03You're Persian.

01:04Well, you have a very good hairstylist.

01:08She went and she goes, make me belong there than the actual Norwegian, okay?

01:14I want Steak to look at me and go, oh, Norwegian.

01:23Look at this.

01:24Even you thought she's your people, yeah?

01:29Thank you for tricking everybody.

01:31You're half Russian?

01:33Really?

01:34You're half Russian, half Persian?

01:36Who's Russian?

01:37Oh, my mom.

01:37Your mom is Russian?

01:39Oh, okay, okay.

01:40That's interesting.

01:41And where did you grow up?

01:44In Norway.

01:45This is a comedy show.

01:47Just...

01:47She's going to turn this into a documentary.

01:53Just where did you grow up?

01:54Just say it fast, yeah?

01:57I was born in Iran.

01:58You were born in Iran, yeah?

01:59And you grew up in Norway?

02:01And where did your parents meet?

02:02In Iran.

02:03In Iran?

02:04Your Russian dad?

02:05What the hell was he doing in Iran?

02:08You were born pre-revolution, I'm assuming.

02:11Yeah?

02:12Okay.

02:13And since then, the Russians were like involved with the Iranian Chahak government.

02:17Look at this.

02:18This lady is the key to the complicated politics of Iran.

02:26So your father from Russia went to Iran to do what?

02:30Oh, I'm sorry.

02:31Your mom.

02:32Your mom.

02:32Your mom?

02:33What the hell was she doing in Iran?

02:38Don't ask?

02:40Oh.

02:42Oh.

02:44Oh.

02:45She was Russian, Russian.

02:49What a cool mom.

02:54Your dad has a good taste.

02:58Russians are beautiful.

02:59Yeah, Russians are beautiful.

03:00Good for you.

03:00Wonderful.

03:01What's your name?

03:02Salome.

03:03And what do you do in Norway?

03:07This lady thinks so much.

03:10I didn't know this is a job interview.

03:14Salome, one more time I ask you a question.

03:16Just answer.

03:17You grew up here.

03:18Yeah?

03:18Did you see how easy the conversation was?

03:20Just, just, oh, Iranians, they make everything.

03:25What can I say?

03:26Everybody is watching.

03:28If I say what I do, what are they going to think?

03:30How should I say the titan?

03:32If I say it like this, would they understand how good the job is?

03:35What if they judge me and say this is a shit job?

03:37In fact, what if I have clients in the audience?

03:40All of that went through her head.

03:43One simple question.

03:44What do you do?

03:49Man.

03:51You know, anybody travels a lot for work here?

03:54Yeah?

03:55Like, has to take the plane a lot?

03:57Anybody?

03:58Yeah, they said you travel a lot.

04:00What's your name?

04:01Rachana.

04:02Rachana?

04:03Where are you from?

04:04Nepal.

04:04Nepal?

04:05Oh, that's so cool.

04:09Rachana, what do you do?

04:11I work in women organizations, sanitaires, for any.

04:14Okay, can you say that one more time in English?

04:18This is what I hear.

04:19So you travel via plane a lot?

04:29I live in Bergen and I've traveled here today for your show as well.

04:33So I travel to Oslo.

04:35Oh my God.

04:37You're so sweet.

04:39Thank you for traveling.

04:40You already travel so much for work.

04:43For the...

04:43Yes, all of that pressure from...

04:50You still say, I'm going to travel to see Max.

04:54So I can go to his show and say, Max, I travel for...

04:56You are so sweet.

05:03And who's the guy next to you?

05:05My husband.

05:05Oh my God.

05:06And you brought him with you too.

05:09Husband, you must be the luckiest husband, huh?

05:12Yeah.

05:13Your wife is never home.

05:19He's clapping.

05:23She's the nicest wife.

05:25Are you also from Nepal?

05:27Oh, so you understand what she said.

05:33That's Norwegian.

05:35The office is Norwegian, not the public.

05:37Yeah, of course.

05:38The problem is the office is Norwegian.

05:42Stu.

05:44I forgot everybody else's name.

05:47What other European people here?

05:49Where?

05:52Why do you like...

05:53Why do you do that to your husband?

05:56He doesn't want to participate.

05:59Why would you do that to him?

06:00She grabs his arm.

06:06Say it.

06:07Say it.

06:08French.

06:09French.

06:11French.

06:11What did he do to you?

06:15He married you.

06:17You're helping him?

06:19You're not helping him.

06:20You're harassing him.

06:23What's your name?

06:25Emmanuel.

06:26Emmanuel.

06:29One of the most beautiful accents.

06:33The accents are beautiful.

06:35I am Emmanuel.

06:37I'm here.

06:38Bonjour.

06:39So nice to have you.

06:42On behalf of the Persian community,

06:44we apologize

06:45for you to be stuck with this lady at home.

06:50She probably forced food in your mouth.

06:54He's clapping.

06:55She's like,

06:55don't kill out.

06:57Lady, you're abusive.

07:02Don't kill out.

07:03He's your friend

07:08and you're harassing

07:09this poor guy like this.

07:12I know.

07:13But you're trying to help me?

07:15You were trying to help me?

07:17Don't help me, okay?

07:20If you acted right,

07:22he wouldn't be your friend.

07:23He would have been your boyfriend already.

07:25You're so cute.

07:26You know we're playing, yeah?

07:28It's all...

07:28Huh?

07:29I love you, man.

07:31Oh, my...

07:32I love you.

07:35You know the people I pick on,

07:37I love.

07:37You think,

07:37I love this kid sitting here.

07:39This kid is laughing,

07:41having a great time,

07:42with a boner.

07:43I love this kid.

07:46What's that?

07:47That was so mean of you.

07:49Oh, was it?

07:50Oh, I love you.

07:50It's you, Nambia.

07:52Oh, T-Bite Emmanuel wasn't here.

08:07Emmanuel, sorry.

08:22As soon as you left,

08:23I had to make out with her.

08:26You know?

08:27I wanted to see what's happening.

08:28I wanted to see why is she so good

08:30that you don't leave...

08:31I wanted to see and see.

08:57Bye-bye.

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