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00:00So what's the relationships?

00:01Yeah, you two together, yeah?

00:03Where are you from?

00:06Russian.

00:07Russian?

00:08Look, he's already sensitive.

00:09Bro, bring it.

00:10I fuck you up.

00:12I will destroy you.

00:15From here to Russia, mother bitch.

00:17Bring yourself to me, huh?

00:20Come to daddy.

00:23Nice.

00:24And what do you do in London?

00:26I kill people.

00:28I walk around.

00:30I don't like you.

00:31I kill you.

00:32I don't care.

00:34Don't like the way you look.

00:35Fuck you.

00:37I'm Alex, the assassin.

00:40What is it?

00:40You a teacher?

00:42Nice, dude.

00:43What do you teach?

00:45How to kill people.

00:46I love the way you're going.

00:48You know what?

00:49I don't have to tell.

00:50How to kill people.

00:51How to kill them?

00:51You know what?

00:52How to kill people.

00:52You know what they're doing?

00:54I don't know.

01:07I don't know.