00:00okay i'll try go su and yeah su and not bad yeah not bad did you move to u.s
00:10to go to school or
00:11you're a spy you're the cutest most beautiful spy i've ever seen student
00:20international organization wow sounds like a chinese job
00:30nobody can organize everything international you just make that up so what is that like what
00:39do you internationally organize i have co-workers from different countries you have co-workers from
00:45different you sound like a spy i swear to god we all walk together to destroy america
00:55who's the girl next to you is she your friend oh you got a black friend
01:02this is really international right now
01:07friend what's her name oh thank god lisa
01:12tell something to change your name to susan
01:18so you guys are friends and you're friends through the international organizing
01:24no you just made friends where
01:26same building you live in the same building okay lisa have you done a background check on her
01:35so lisa is your american friend right yeah
01:39africa are you african you're not even american
01:46what country in africa
01:49libya
01:50nabibia i know exactly nabibia right next to uzbekistan by ukraine
01:58nabibia
02:01and have you guys learned from each other's culture
02:03very similar very similar oh african and chinese
02:10very similar
02:13sui
02:15can i see you twerk
02:20i just want to see the similarity
02:24lisa
02:25do you have any fortune cookie in your pocket
02:29from africa
02:35well uh thank you for coming by yourself that makes me very happy
02:38that's so nice what do you do are you a dancer
02:44that bag is not for
02:50really radiology in the radiology center you strip
02:58that's so fun
03:02can i come there and take a picture
03:05i would love for you to do my x-ray
03:08you'll find something amazing
03:12and are you single
03:13i'm actually a recent widow
03:15you're actually you're you're a recent widow
03:20give her a big round of applause for coming out and laugh
03:32oh my love
03:33you're so sweet i feel really guilty about the stripper joke i made about you
03:38i take it back
03:41i take it back
04:07oh
04:07i made my night and and uh the fact that somebody is going through such a hard time and and
04:12they come to watch comedy uh it's very special you're so young you're so young you're so beautiful you should
04:19go out there and meet people and find love and have live life every day knowing that it's not a
04:25long journey we're all going to go to the same place as your husband and where my dad is and
04:31everybody else who's lost a loved one they know life is fast so let's live it today because that's going
04:36to make
04:37them happy yeah
04:40any other widows in the audience
04:44have a huge widow following
04:49what is the word for a man who loses his wife if a woman is a widow what is a
04:53man
04:55a widower a man who loses his wife is a widower
04:59i didn't know that you know why because men never complain when their wife dies
05:09is it somebody's birthday
05:11ah it's your birthday
05:13so what did you think is going to happen you put the crown and we're all going to be like
05:16oh my god
05:17your birthday girl is here
05:21okay fine give her a big round of applause for her birthday
05:26is it the four of you came out together your four friend besties
05:29so let's figure this out yeah let's give the birthday girl some love sweetheart what's your name
05:34nicole and where are you guys from
05:40california what the fuck are you doing in there
05:44what nice friends you guys are such beautiful friends you you like her so much that you're like
05:52we put this ridiculous crowd on our head in front of 1500 people
05:58and we sit there like okay let him pick on us
06:02and make us feel stupid as we are
06:08nicole what do you do
06:12you do beauty stuff
06:16botox and finners
06:19you do that or you receive that
06:25both
06:27you put some on
06:31so right now you're having a good time because i can't tell
06:40okay good i need you i need you to hold
06:48do that
06:49how wonderful this is your birthday
06:52you know you're such a darling
06:54for your birthday i'll do something very special
06:58i'll pretend i'm a candle
07:11everybody got the joke what cal state florida
07:14she's googling it
07:16what's going on is it halloween
07:20why is it going to be a candle
07:24the white girl got it real too fast
07:28cali got it so fast like guys this is amazing
07:34you came with a card in your hand
07:36are you the daughter of the lady that gave me the card last time
07:40oh you're sweet where's your mom
07:43she's in iran right now she got captured
07:50can you help out the situation
07:54oh your mother is so sweet her mom came to my show last year
07:58she gave me a card and i read the card and i opened the card i didn't read the card
08:01because when i opened the card i realized
08:03she put her number and she gave me her address
08:05so now my stepdaughter showed up tonight
08:10so
08:12good to see you i love
08:13now there's another there's another letter
08:15i think this is from your mom too
08:18this is from both of you
08:20thank you
08:21from international organization
08:25thank you
08:26oh my god it's a book
08:28dear max
08:29oh my god
08:41tell your mom i love her so much i licked her letter okay
08:45mommy
08:50they're such a beautiful family yeah
08:53make sure you come every year and bring your card
08:59okay i'll put it here and she's my whole world
09:01oh i'm gonna cry
09:04i'm a very emotional person people don't believe me
09:06but i'm gonna take this home i swear to god i'll take it before i go to bed i'm gonna
09:09read it okay
09:11she has a message for me
09:12in this in this or is it separate
09:14oh so you give me the card and there's a message verbally
09:18what is the message
09:21she told me that she doesn't like me
09:23that she loves me
09:26i was just gonna read the card now i'm gonna have to read it and masturbate
09:32tell mom i said that would you
09:35tell her that
09:37sincerely
09:38nicole i take the candle off the table
09:42i'm sorry
09:45i only got one shot in this situation
09:49i have to give it to mom here
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