00:00You made a shirt? Max, react here? Oh, wow. Oh, Max, read here. Sorry, I'm dyslexic. Good thing I'm wearing
00:09my glasses.
00:11Okay, Indian inside, and the other one says, handle with heart.
00:17Oh, how sweet is that? You made a shirt? Your mom designed it?
00:29This is getting even more sweet. Your mother designed a shirt for you to wear to my show?
00:36And where's your mom? You didn't bring your mother?
00:43Mom, design me a shirt. No, you cannot come. I'm going with my girlfriend.
00:52Okay, is it because she doesn't like your girlfriend?
00:57Is that why her design is uglier than yours?
01:04Oh, that's so sweet. What did you say? You got some gods to protect me?
01:08Yeah.
01:09Oh, thank you.
01:10Mahadev, which means?
01:12Mahadev? Uh-huh. And that's, okay. And what god is that?
01:16Wealth.
01:18Wealth? God is of wealth?
01:19And this is in what religion?
01:22Hindu.
01:22Hindu. Oh, that's so beautiful.
01:24But I am into Allahu Akbar.
01:31If I say Allahu Akbar five times, more people show up.
01:36I don't know if they're coming for comedy or jihad. I'm not sure.
01:43I don't know if they're coming for you.
01:44And how many gods do you have?
01:48How many?
01:49So many?
01:50Oh, you're so lucky.
01:53That's why Indians are so many and they're so blessed.
01:59that's why Indians
02:01oh my god
02:05yes
02:05they talk to one god he's busy
02:07okay no problem I talk to another god
02:10excuse me god number 5
02:13I need you right
02:14you're busy I don't give a shit
02:15I go for another god
02:17god number 23 are you here
02:20oh thank you very much
02:24you know
02:24my religion
02:26one god
02:28and he's always busy
02:32I'm really happy
02:34and you brought me more gifts
02:35oh my god
02:38you are so sweet
02:40to max
02:42for the funniest
02:43judge of all things
02:46funny you
02:48verdict
02:49is this in Hindu
02:51oh wow
02:54there's three different things
02:56that's so sweet
02:57your mom sent this to me
02:59yes
03:00is it a big dildo
03:03I don't know
03:04maybe there's a god of dildo
03:06fucking maximini
03:07in front of everybody
03:09are you trying to embarrass me
03:10in front of everybody
03:11you sure
03:13you sure
03:14I open this but if it's some funny joke
03:16you made this
03:18oh my god
03:20it's so beautiful
03:27oh my god
03:29that is so beautiful
03:30that's very sweet
03:35this is why I love you
03:37anyone here from Pakistan
03:40oh nice
03:41do you guys have any gifts for me
03:47see you always complain
03:48why I give more love to Indians
03:52look at this
03:53mother of justice
03:57I'm so happy
03:58this was very sweet
03:59unexpected
03:59you don't have to do this
04:01every single one of you here
04:04are my special gifts
04:05really
04:06you really are my gift
04:07thank you
04:09what European countries
04:11you guys are from
04:11Russia
04:12Russia
04:13Russia's beautiful
04:14and you
04:14I'm from Ukraine
04:16Ukraine
04:17oh my god
04:18this is incredible
04:19we have a Russian
04:21sitting next to Ukraine
04:22wow
04:23this is already fantastic
04:25and what's your name
04:27Olga
04:28and what's your name
04:29Olga as well
04:31nice
04:31nice
04:32Olga and Olga
04:33this is such a beautiful name
04:35what is it
04:36no no
04:37it matters
04:38please
04:38you matter to me so much
04:40you're Russian
04:41you're gonna kill me
04:42I would never disobey you
04:44go ahead
04:45Leanna
04:46Leanna
04:47and you
04:48Victoria
04:49Leanna
04:50Victoria
04:51Leanna
04:52Victoria
04:52beautiful
04:53are you married
04:55both of you married
04:56and their husbands
04:58never around
04:59oh he's here
05:00look
05:01your husband loves you so much
05:02he sat 900 rows away from you
05:07he's like
05:07Victoria
05:08where did you buy the ticket
05:11I bought it in the left side of the theater
05:13I will be sitting on the very right side of the theater
05:18why did you do that
05:20what's your name
05:23okay we're moving on
05:27how do you do that
05:34Victoria
05:38so beautiful
05:40Victoria
05:46what about your husband
05:47where is he
05:49I killed him
05:50I killed
05:51he didn't finish his dinner
05:53I was like
05:54bitch I cooked for you
05:55you don't finish
05:56I kill you
05:57he didn't finish
05:58I cut his head off
06:03oh your husband is Ukrainian
06:05no way
06:07that's even better
06:09my god
06:10and your kids are half Ukrainian
06:12half Russian
06:12confused
06:16but how beautiful
06:17that you guys are sitting next to each other
06:19and watching a show
06:21laughing together
06:22Ukraine and Russia
06:23they're in a war
06:25they're killing each other
06:26here in Canada
06:27they sit next to each other
06:28and they laugh together
06:30that is beautiful
06:33that is what every human should do
06:37go find people in countries you have a conflict with
06:40and make friends
06:41and make peace
06:42and enjoy and laugh
06:44and live in harmony
06:48what's your name
06:49Ryan
06:50Ryan
06:51nice to meet you
06:52Canadian
06:52Canadian
06:53and who's the lady next to you
06:54the troublemaker
06:56the troublemaker
06:59I like to meet the troublemaker
07:01what's your name
07:01Rayla
07:03and what kind of name is that
07:06and what country are you from
07:07China
07:09you're a Chinese Muslim
07:11yes
07:12I've never seen this kind in my life
07:17what an honor to meet you
07:20you're a Chinese Muslim
07:22you're the most dangerous species on planet earth
07:27you can do this
07:29and explode at the same time
07:31give her a big round of applause
07:33that's nice
07:35that's really nice
07:36you know it's cool right
07:38it doesn't happen
07:40it's very rare
07:41that even these
07:42people
07:43we never knew
07:45we never knew
07:45there could be Chinese
07:46and there could be Muslim
07:47wow
07:48we are the best
07:51now they're all jealous
07:52that you're dating
07:53a white guy
07:56so how long have you guys
07:57been doing this
07:58not long enough
08:00well
08:01I'm just curious
08:02how long have you guys
08:03been test driving
08:07oh really
08:08but you're lucky
08:09that you're actually
08:10test driving
08:10because in the Islam
08:15you can't test drive
08:16until you buy the car
08:27do you see yourself
08:29marrying a Muslim
08:30someday
08:31someday
08:33well
08:34that was not enthusiasm
08:36that was the least
08:37enthusiastic response ever
08:40that's going to be
08:41an awkward drive home
08:45so you're not going
08:45to marry me
08:48yeah
08:48I said someday
08:49one day
08:51when is that
08:52one day before I die
08:56but you know
08:57Muslim girls
08:58don't fuck around
08:58you know
08:59what are you
09:00are you Christian
09:01yeah
09:01okay wonderful
09:02are you circumcised
09:06wonderful
09:06but you know
09:07if you marry a Muslim
09:08you have to get circumcised
09:09again
09:12I just hope
09:13you can afford it
09:16I don't know
09:16how much you got
09:17to work with
09:19but it's going to
09:19affect the future drive
09:22she's like
09:23oh
09:23I liked the drive before
09:24but now after
09:27seems like the warranty's up
09:30I don't know
09:31I don't know
09:34I don't know
09:34I don't know
09:35I don't know
09:36I don't know
09:36I don't know
09:37I don't know
09:37I don't know
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