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00:00:12Don't shout, don't shout, don't shout.
00:00:14Please don't shout.
00:00:16I need your help.
00:00:24Hey, you can come closer, even though I'm starving I'm not going to eat you.
00:00:31Eat.
00:00:31By the way, this ship stops in Barcelona, right?
00:00:34Yeah.
00:00:35And could you help me down?
00:00:36But that sounds super risky, doesn't it? The riskiest thing I've ever done is...
00:00:40Please, please, I'm begging you. It's been so hard for me to leave my country.
00:00:43My only aim is to get to Spain and achieve my dream of becoming a leurista (a Spanish migrant worker).
00:00:46I just don't know what I can do...
00:00:48Please.
00:00:49Clothes. First I'm going to get clothes, okay? I'll be right back.
00:00:52Thank you.
00:01:04Hello.
00:01:08Drop this knife!
00:01:10Oh, no.
00:01:11It's a rupture, let me go.
00:01:12What are you doing here at this hour?
00:01:13The night shift. Organized crime doesn't keep to a schedule, she's the director.
00:01:17Very good, very good.
00:01:18And what is a defenseless young lady doing walking around alone?
00:01:22Either you step aside or I'll rip off your legs and beat you with them.
00:01:25Remove.
00:01:29Take.
00:01:37What the hell are you doing here with my daughter?
00:01:39No, no, no. Wait, wait. I can explain, I swear.
00:01:41I can explain it to you.
00:01:42There's nothing to explain here. Security.
00:01:43No, no, no, no. Security, security, no.
00:01:45You don't think there was sex between this naked man and me, do you?
00:01:49Why not?
00:01:49Dude, you better watch out, because if anything's happened here, I'll cut your dick off with...
00:01:54With...
00:01:54No, no, no, no.
00:01:55No, with this I'm going to cut off your penis.
00:01:58One moment.
00:02:00Aren't you one of the immigrants who came in a small boat?
00:02:03Of course, why not? Why not?
00:02:04Since I'm black, I came in a small boat, right?
00:02:06Because of who I am...
00:02:07Okay, yes, I came by boat.
00:02:08Mom, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, but of course, he asked me for help, he had no one and I didn't
00:02:12I could do...
00:02:12Honey, if you want to help someone, what you can do, for example, is donate your salary to...
00:02:18To Cachas Without Borders, but...
00:02:20No no.
00:02:21Look, this boy can't stay here because...
00:02:24Because...
00:02:24Because we have one package left.
00:02:26No no.
00:02:27This is a mess, it's not going to end here.
00:02:28Okay, okay.
00:02:29He doesn't stay.
00:02:30So what do we do?
00:02:30We delivered it, didn't we?
00:02:31Look, I don't know.
00:02:32Because your grandfather is furious about the beauty pageant debacle and I don't want to upset him again.
00:02:36So the best thing to do is take the gentleman to my cabin...
00:02:41What is your name?
00:02:42Don Mangue and I with Bama.
00:02:43Hey?
00:02:44Don Mangue and I with Bama.
00:02:45Look, I understood him, Bama.
00:02:47And that's what we're going to call you.
00:02:48So get dressed right now, and leave here discreetly.
00:02:51Look at me.
00:02:52Not a word from anyone about this.
00:02:53No, no, no.
00:02:54Understood?
00:02:54Yes, yes, yes.
00:02:55Understood.
00:02:56I have one small thing to mention.
00:02:58It's normal for it to reach...
00:03:01Yes, in black people.
00:03:04Not in the others.
00:03:10It's a done deal!
00:03:10Ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:12It's a done deal!
00:03:13Steam trots.
00:03:14There's a party with the crew.
00:03:19It's a done deal!
00:03:20And throw it overboard.
00:03:22It's a done deal!
00:03:23The mobile phone and the watch.
00:03:24We're carp-ing!
00:03:26Romance a wrote.
00:03:29It's a done deal!
00:03:30Come with me and set a new course for your life in peace!
00:03:36It's a done deal!
00:03:37It's a done deal!
00:03:38I need a cabin.
00:03:39Go on, darling.
00:03:40I've prepared a very romantic evening for Gaby.
00:03:42I was exhausted after ten minutes.
00:03:43Daughter, well, his is coming out, Gabriel's, which looks like the Bernabéu.
00:03:46I know, but my daughter keeps going out in the cabin and spends more time there.
00:03:50under the bed rather than on top.
00:03:53Well, look, what you are is that with these 30 euros I can finish paying off the mortgage.
00:03:58Okay, okay, guys.
00:04:00I'm fed up with your neglect.
00:04:01What happened today is intolerable.
00:04:03There might be layoffs, huh?
00:04:04Come on, I got a haircut and nobody said anything to me.
00:04:06Go away, you freak.
00:04:07That you're abnormal.
00:04:07First item on the agenda.
00:04:09Olivia Ugarte will start working with us as a waitress at Anclados.
00:04:12Hello.
00:04:13Hi guys.
00:04:14Welcome.
00:04:14Thank you.
00:04:15As a waitress.
00:04:16They could have hired an electrician, because what a mess, huh?
00:04:20Raimundo, you're going to have to teach him everything he needs to know.
00:04:25Raimundo!
00:04:25Yes, sorry, no, this has left me a little confused.
00:04:29We were there, but he was paying attention.
00:04:30Olivia's thing.
00:04:31Olivia, Olivia, yes, what has she done?
00:04:33Second item on the agenda.
00:04:34The company owner has created an onboard wedding service.
00:04:37We're launching it tomorrow by celebrating the first-ever wedding between two true celebrities.
00:04:43Miguel Guerricochea and Lourdes Martín.
00:04:46And who are they?
00:04:47Man, cover of The Economist, businessman of the year, the tycoon of Pacharán Navarro.
00:04:53Damn, he's always with Montoro.
00:04:56Comarilo?
00:04:57Okay, Marga, and out of curiosity, if there are going to be weddings on board, who's going to marry us?
00:05:04Oh, no.
00:05:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:07How am I going to marry anyone off, man?
00:05:09You've seen me as a priest.
00:05:10Man, you drink wine, you have hair like a friar, and you're about to eat a communion wafer.
00:05:17We attacked.
00:05:19Okay, and the third and last one of the day.
00:05:21Tonight is the bride's bachelorette party.
00:05:24So I want imported booze, a ready-made stereo system, and a rubber penis on each of our heads.
00:05:30guest.
00:05:30We are?
00:05:31Hey boss, what about the stripper?
00:05:33The stripper.
00:05:34Well, of course, there's no proper bachelorette party, just a stripper.
00:05:37Yes, the stripper.
00:05:39Have you forgotten about the stripper?
00:05:41No.
00:05:42How could I forget the stripper?
00:05:44And what is it like?
00:05:46Hey...
00:05:47Do you see Gabriel?
00:05:48Quite the opposite.
00:05:53Okay, okay, fine, we'll talk.
00:05:55Yes, yes, Mom, I love you too.
00:05:57A little kiss, bye.
00:05:58Long live the bride!
00:06:00That little bottom shouldn't go hungry!
00:06:03Hey.
00:06:07Those are some hot teas, huh?
00:06:09If this is how things are going in the morning, imagine tonight's bachelorette party.
00:06:13From one gentleman to another.
00:06:14My cousin sleeps warm here.
00:06:18My cousin in the dick.
00:06:23Wow, that's intense, that's intense, you won't believe it!
00:06:27What happened?
00:06:27Well, I got on the Valencia metro.
00:06:29Yeah?
00:06:30There is no restaurant car.
00:06:31Oh really?
00:06:32Yes, you have it here.
00:06:34Ah, yes, yes.
00:06:36Hey, calm down, okay?
00:06:37I wasn't going to steal your bag, I just wanted to get a tissue to clean myself up.
00:06:40Okay, don't act offended now, okay?
00:06:41Here, whoever went to jail for being a criminal.
00:06:44Your husband?
00:06:46Lower class!
00:06:47Hey, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, can someone tell me what it is
00:06:49that?
00:06:50The fact that?
00:06:50That.
00:06:51This?
00:06:52This is a little dog that was abandoned at the port.
00:06:54It's called Moquillo.
00:06:55Distemper?
00:06:57Distemper is the vaccine.
00:06:58Her name is Puchi.
00:07:00And one more thing.
00:07:01You're crazy, you can't bring animals on the boat, let alone a dog.
00:07:05It's not a mutt, it's an adorable little dog.
00:07:07He probably had a garden to run around in, a swimming pool with a waterfall, and a platinum visa.
00:07:12Come on, it reminds you of yourself.
00:07:13A lot.
00:07:14Although you are luckier.
00:07:18At least you have a fur coat.
00:07:20That we can't stay here.
00:07:22The principal hates bugs.
00:07:24That's not right, I'll lower it.
00:07:26I'll lower it, I'll lower it.
00:07:27At the banquet we will serve Gran Reserva and ribeye steaks the size of padel rackets.
00:07:32We have to live up to the standards of people with so much class.
00:07:34Absolutely.
00:07:34I only have one question.
00:07:35What languages do we use for the farewell?
00:07:37Penis-shaped ones or penis-with-testicles ones?
00:07:39Hey, you decide.
00:07:41But, Madam Director, what I want to ask you is...
00:07:44Phew!
00:07:46That hurt, you.
00:07:47The immigrant?
00:07:48You've lost it and you're just sitting here watching TV, totally relaxed.
00:07:50You're silly!
00:07:51I've told you before that the alarm goes off earlier.
00:07:53Mom, who's in the shower.
00:07:56Ah.
00:07:57And, Mom, since we're at it, we have to help her.
00:08:00It's that we have so much and he has nothing.
00:08:05Does it have nothing?
00:08:08Uh, no, no, no, no, no, I can't.
00:08:10What I do?
00:08:11What if I put him in a suite and say he's the pillow's little sweetheart?
00:08:14Can't.
00:08:15But we can't abandon him.
00:08:17And especially not you, okay?
00:08:18That you are the best director in the entire Mediterranean.
00:08:20Stop sucking up to me now, or I'm going to call the police to have him removed from here.
00:08:23right now.
00:08:25No, no, no.
00:08:26Look, that's it, that's it.
00:08:27I have a better idea.
00:08:28Since Obama is a young and strong guy,
00:08:30I don't know, maybe there's some little job I could do for you, right?
00:08:34Make me...
00:08:34Me?
00:08:36Please, I'm the principal.
00:08:40Ah, work of...
00:08:41No, I don't have one.
00:08:42There's nothing you can do on this ship.
00:08:45That?
00:08:46One small thing, Madam Director.
00:08:48I admire his ability to surprise me,
00:08:50But the farewell is tonight.
00:08:51No strippers have boarded the ship
00:08:53and we are in the middle of the Mediterranean.
00:08:55Should I be worried?
00:08:58Don't worry about this.
00:09:01Well, maybe there is one little thing you can do.
00:09:04Tonight only.
00:09:04One-day job.
00:09:07Typical of Spain.
00:09:09Almira.
00:09:09Good morning.
00:09:10Almira.
00:09:10Hi how are things?
00:09:11Almira.
00:09:12Well, tonight is the bachelorette party.
00:09:14Do you have XXL condoms for me?
00:09:16Ah, yes.
00:09:17Brilliant.
00:09:17Here it is.
00:09:18Okay.
00:09:18And what about the regular, rather small ones with retardant for my friend?
00:09:22Look, too.
00:09:23Great.
00:09:24Well, here's the money.
00:09:26Goodbye, Palmira.
00:09:27See you later, Diego.
00:09:33Palmí?
00:09:34The cabin, daughter?
00:09:35I'm sorry, Teres, things have gotten complicated.
00:09:36I have an overbooking.
00:09:37This whole farewell thing has blown up in every sense.
00:09:40But I want it today.
00:09:41Little girl, I'll pay you whatever it takes.
00:09:43Come on, I need a boost right now, any way I can get it.
00:09:46My daughter, what a vice you have, huh?
00:09:47You just can't stop talking about it, not even for a day.
00:09:50No, I need it.
00:09:51And if you don't give it to me, I'll be the captain's girlfriend, too.
00:09:54of goat-eaters from your illegal business.
00:09:57Oh, really?
00:09:58Well, I wouldn't recommend it.
00:09:59You're going to turn the entire crew against you.
00:10:01When people want something,
00:10:03Who do they turn to, huh?
00:10:05To Palmi.
00:10:08Okay, nothing.
00:10:11Look, trafficker.
00:10:14Moreover, Ter is involved.
00:10:16Damn drugs!
00:10:18Boss, sorry.
00:10:20Tell me.
00:10:20I have to inform you that there is a drug trafficking network on the ship.
00:10:23I still don't know what they're trafficking in.
00:10:25but it might get stuck in volundanga.
00:10:26Awesome.
00:10:27You know the protocol, right?
00:10:28Investigate in silence, do not disturb.
00:10:30And above all, don't tell me anything.
00:10:32Wait, boss.
00:10:33I request permission for interrogations, searches, and detentions.
00:10:36I hope it doesn't splash on them.
00:10:37There may be high-ranking officials involved.
00:10:39Yes, yes.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40How many condoms have I made for tonight?
00:10:42One or two?
00:10:42I think two, right?
00:10:43Just in case there's a morning one, huh?
00:10:46Morning.
00:10:52Caimundo, how's it going?
00:10:53Okay, okay.
00:10:54I think I'll finish the work tonight.
00:10:55And come on, this is the last call, I mean...
00:10:58"Ah," says the girl.
00:11:00Magnificent.
00:11:00I mean, I'd have to see it.
00:11:01It seems like he was born for this.
00:11:03Casting the lines...
00:11:07It's a little difficult, but we're there, you know?
00:11:11Mariano.
00:11:13No.
00:11:14No what?
00:11:15No, where are you going like that?
00:11:17For communion?
00:11:18Happens?
00:11:18No way are you going to come and cause trouble at my bachelorette party, okay?
00:11:21Ah, what am I?
00:11:22Well, I'd completely forgotten, but since you mention it, I might just stop by.
00:11:24But to relax, because I'm supervising all day,
00:11:26Marga, I'm already losing my sight and everything.
00:11:27Look, I want you a hundred meters away from that goodbye,
00:11:29Because if anything goes wrong, I'm going to deduct it all from your paycheck.
00:11:34What, daddy?
00:11:34A beer?
00:11:35Yes of course.
00:11:38Man, that was a great shot.
00:11:40Thank you, daughter.
00:11:40The fishing line was cast very well.
00:11:41Very good.
00:11:42I don't know whether to drink it or shave.
00:11:44What I do?
00:11:45Okay, I'll drink it.
00:11:47Why don't you sleep with my little sister?
00:11:49Of course, not sopardo anymore, now.
00:11:50Well, you're going to suffer, aren't you?
00:11:51I'm telling you seriously, damn it, she's bitter.
00:11:53She won't let me go to the bachelorette party.
00:11:54And one Saturday, leave this marble sculpted body at home,
00:11:57Damn, that's a crime.
00:11:58But who else gives you anything?
00:11:59If all you ever get every time you try to flirt
00:12:01It's a restraining order.
00:12:02And if not, it's because I don't get any action.
00:12:03I can't get a date!
00:12:05Cousin!
00:12:06Tell him!
00:12:07If I don't raise an eyebrow, this place will be filled with panties?
00:12:09Uh, yes, yes, sure.
00:12:11No, no, listen to me, listen to me, Fabundus,
00:12:12But take away my cappuccino.
00:12:13Take it with you.
00:12:14And listen to me for one thing,
00:12:15I bet you don't get laid at all?
00:12:18Uh, no, no, no, definitely not.
00:12:21He's bet you 20 euros that you'll get him wet tonight.
00:12:2320 euros, how ridiculous, man.
00:12:25That I am of the caste.
00:12:26100 euros.
00:12:27It's done.
00:12:29And now, if you'll excuse me,
00:12:30I'm going to empty the gun,
00:12:31then the first one goes off.
00:12:33Very good.
00:12:34Oh!
00:12:36That dark passion.
00:12:38Obama the black guy is totally hot.
00:12:41I would let him kiss me.
00:12:49She sings so well!
00:12:50Is this a siren?
00:12:51like those that bewitched Ulysses.
00:12:53In this case, I would be Ulysses.
00:12:54Josep, have you put up a sign here yet?
00:12:56that says "come in and bother them"?
00:12:57No, he put up the "do not disturb" button.
00:12:59But he also told me to let him know.
00:13:00when the farewell began.
00:13:02Conflicting orders,
00:13:03But both are very accurate, aren't they?
00:13:04Has the farewell begun?
00:13:07There's a stripper, right?
00:13:09I am very happy.
00:13:13That?
00:13:14This is to pay you.
00:13:15Him.
00:13:17Get out of here!
00:13:18Get out of here!
00:13:18Get out of here!
00:13:21Article 14.
00:13:23All Spaniards are equal.
00:13:27Get out of here!
00:13:28There's no paper!
00:13:31Get out of here!
00:13:34Fuck!
00:13:47Are you studying?
00:13:48Uh-huh.
00:13:50All Spaniards are the same in this respect.
00:13:52What the hell is it?
00:13:53The Podemos program?
00:13:54No.
00:13:54The Constitution?
00:13:55The Constitution!
00:13:56Long live the King!
00:13:57I'm leaving, I have a shift.
00:14:00And you, don't do evil, okay?
00:14:02Fuck!
00:14:09All Spaniards are equal.
00:14:10Before the law and...
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Damn, the other one!
00:14:14Let's see.
00:14:15Barbie Moraleja.
00:14:17Even if it ruins your manicure,
00:14:18You have to knock before entering, you know?
00:14:20There are people who are working.
00:14:21I'm trying to finish a job.
00:14:22Let's see, Farruquito.
00:14:24Farruquito, I need to ask you a favor.
00:14:27It's something...
00:14:28illegal.
00:14:30Ah, of course.
00:14:31And the gypsy knows how to get rid of illegal things, right?
00:14:34Well, you're wrong.
00:14:35Also, that toilet doesn't drain well.
00:14:38Tell me that bark is your ringtone.
00:14:40Hey?
00:14:41Tell me this dog is your phone case.
00:14:44Hey...
00:14:44No no.
00:14:45Damn, nothing.
00:14:45Okay, look, I'll leave it here for you.
00:14:47Hey?
00:14:48What dog?
00:14:48Let's see.
00:14:49No no.
00:14:49Oh, what a look you have!
00:14:50No, no, no, don't even think about it.
00:14:52Hey?
00:14:52Here, go on.
00:14:53Take.
00:14:54Are you going to leave the mess to me?
00:14:56Ray, please.
00:14:58You're the only person who knows.
00:15:00And Pia is on duty all night.
00:15:01I mean, I'd keep it, but...
00:15:03Before, Tere almost asked me.
00:15:06Pia.
00:15:07Does he/she give you a cholongo in the bathtub?
00:15:08Hey?
00:15:09Hey?
00:15:10Yes, it's mine, yes.
00:15:12It escaped earlier while I was showering, and I've already left it there.
00:15:19Thank you.
00:15:20What are you doing?
00:15:20No, no, no, it's your thing, girl.
00:15:22I have a paper to do about being in Andalusia and I also have to hand it in
00:15:25I need the job because otherwise I'll get kicked out of the program.
00:15:27If I get kicked out of the program, I'll be out on the street.
00:15:28I can't end up on the street because I swear, if I wait for a car, I end up hot-wiring it.
00:15:31and on the way to Denia.
00:15:32Please, be quiet!
00:15:33Shut up and prioritize!
00:15:34What is more important?
00:15:35Do a school project or help an adorable living being?
00:15:38I'm not going to help that ball of fur, now.
00:15:40By "adorable living being" I meant myself.
00:15:42Oh, sorry.
00:15:44No, come and see.
00:15:45Please, please, Ray, for God's sake.
00:15:47Please, yes, yes, yes.
00:15:51What is he eating?
00:15:52What do you eat?
00:15:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:55No way, no way.
00:15:57Don't mess with my fucking flash drive.
00:15:58Where is the USB drive?
00:15:59Has he eaten my bread?
00:16:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:01What do I do now?
00:16:02Should I plug the dog into the computer or what?
00:16:04Come on, Natalia, don't mess with me, okay.
00:16:05Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm really sorry.
00:16:07Are you OK?
00:16:08No, I'm not okay, I'm really screwed up, Natalia.
00:16:10It's my fault, it's my fault, Natalia, bad.
00:16:13Natalia, bad.
00:16:27Attention, attention.
00:16:28Look, please.
00:16:29The ship has just docked at the pleasure port.
00:16:33Okay, let me introduce you to the stripper, the black crutch.
00:17:06Well, well, what a signing, Marga.
00:17:08Be careful, I'm not going to knock out your remaining eye with a swing of the pendulum.
00:17:13I would have taken you up, Gabriel, but the girls would have needed binoculars.
00:17:18Good night.
00:17:22Okay, buddy, give me whatever you want, but make sure it doesn't have soda in it.
00:17:37Thank you, thank you, thank you, girls.
00:17:41Thank you, don't worry.
00:17:42What are you doing?
00:17:43What are you doing?
00:17:43It's not you, you're the stripper.
00:17:45Ah, okay.
00:17:57Now that I've been Marga, I'm going to be a hit with the girls, because with my clothes and my smooth talk, I'm already
00:18:01You'll see.
00:18:02Hello gorgeous.
00:18:03Are you drunk yet?
00:18:06Oh, this textbook lesbian.
00:18:07But stop making a fool of yourself already.
00:18:09Sorry, Gabi, I can't hear you.
00:18:11Do you know what I'm going to do?
00:18:12I'm going to go back to a classic: trawling.
00:18:14Captain.
00:18:15I cast the net and at 5 in the morning, well, I'm left with the one I'm gasping for breath.
00:18:17Yes, yes.
00:18:18We need it on the bridge.
00:18:19Yes, I'm coming right now, I have to go to the bridge.
00:18:22Very good.
00:18:22You know there's an ATM on deck so you can withdraw the 100 bucks, right?
00:18:25My goodness, how naive you are.
00:18:26Yes, yes, yes.
00:18:27I put a wind and not a single wink.
00:18:31What are you doing, auntie? Are you getting my blazer dirty?
00:18:33Well, it's better that way, burn it.
00:18:35By fabric.
00:18:36You're the one who should be burned at the stake, you ugly thing, you're uglier than I don't know what.
00:18:40Wait, wait, I ask.
00:18:41Hey, you're friends with the blonde.
00:18:43Introduce me to her.
00:18:44Would you say you're drunk?
00:18:46Okay, okay.
00:18:47No, you don't need to do it at night.
00:18:49Oh, sweet mama.
00:18:51How are you?
00:18:53I'm Mariano.
00:18:54Man!
00:18:56That works for me too.
00:18:57Okay, for the purposes of determining the applicable criminal law,
00:19:01Several factors need to be taken into account.
00:19:03One, a small field.
00:19:04Two, small field.
00:19:05Three, small field.
00:19:05Not here, field.
00:19:07Maquilón!
00:19:08Come on, here, maquilón.
00:19:09Okay, little field, little field.
00:19:10Hey, first of all, have you ever heard of something called coexistence?
00:19:13And secondly, you could train somewhere else.
00:19:15There's a place where they have machines, mats, what was it called?
00:19:18Gyms!
00:19:19You want to be illiterate, but it's not your fault.
00:19:21You carry it in your kinetics.
00:19:23Genetics.
00:19:25Genetics.
00:19:26Don't speak to me in Gypsy.
00:19:27And I'm not going to the gym because I'm in the middle of a drug raid.
00:19:30And these exercises are secret.
00:19:32If my enemy saw them...
00:19:35I would be at a clear disadvantage.
00:19:36You have to be alert at all times.
00:19:39Campillo, campillo, please.
00:19:40I'm redoing a job.
00:19:42I have to hand it in now.
00:19:43I still have 10 practical cases left.
00:19:45Analyze 250 articles.
00:19:47Convert it to a PowerPoint presentation.
00:19:48I just can't make it, damn it.
00:19:49It's impossible.
00:19:50When that happened to me at school, I used to say that Bruce Willis had eaten my homework.
00:19:54As?
00:19:54Bruce Willis, my dog.
00:19:56Dog?
00:19:57What dog?
00:19:58What a coincidence!
00:20:00What am I saying?
00:20:00Who would have it?
00:20:02You're talking very strangely.
00:20:04No.
00:20:04Are you hiding something?
00:20:05Atonal pat-down!
00:20:05No no.
00:20:06Don't get flustered.
00:20:07Here, run.
00:20:07What are you doing?
00:20:08Get naked.
00:20:08Remove.
00:20:09Cough.
00:20:09Cough.
00:20:10Grab something to eat.
00:20:11Take.
00:20:11The little turtle, look.
00:20:12Get the hell out of here!
00:20:14You're clean.
00:20:15I'm going to the gym because with you around, nobody can lose focus, damn it.
00:20:19Always alert there.
00:20:20Hey?
00:20:26Damn, what a stress.
00:20:44What a pair of idiots.
00:20:46Chapel, please focus.
00:20:50I need to buy a new one, a big one, because I didn't shit myself here and this.
00:20:55Central vellum.
00:20:57I've got you now, junkie.
00:20:59From this moment on, I won't leave you alone for a single minute until...
00:21:03Damn, what surviving pieces are being nominated today.
00:21:07But you're not leaving like that.
00:21:08As well as?
00:21:09What do I have?
00:21:09You have a dog sticking its head out, you have.
00:21:12Come on, move it.
00:21:13Damn, that's three bites with this one.
00:21:16Go ahead, throw it.
00:21:18Hey Palmi, can we rent the VIP cabin?
00:21:21What are you two for?
00:21:22So that?
00:21:22What would it be for?
00:21:24To sleep together?
00:21:25Hey?
00:21:26How beautiful.
00:21:27Lady and the Tramp.
00:21:29Well, guess what?
00:21:30That I'm stupid, that won't fly.
00:21:32You see, boss, the thing is, I've brought this little dog on the boat.
00:21:37But you're crazy.
00:21:38That's exactly what I told him.
00:21:40And the worst part is that it's eaten up my work and it's not due by the deadline.
00:21:42Well, what an excuse for the teacher, that doesn't fly, does it?
00:21:44Yes, yes, yes, I know.
00:21:45That's why we need the riding arena.
00:21:46Because if we go to my cabin, Campillo is there.
00:21:48If we go to hers, Tere is there.
00:21:49And me, come on, I need to find a corner where that fucking Chucho can shit.
00:21:52Okay, come on in.
00:21:54You don't need to pay me.
00:21:55Thank you.
00:21:55Yes, you, posh girl.
00:21:56But if I go with him...
00:21:57Shh!
00:21:59That's the last thing I needed.
00:22:00Strip.
00:22:01Clear.
00:22:13Fuck.
00:22:14I think I'm alone because I'm very demanding.
00:22:16Because you can't say it's ugly.
00:22:17On the contrary, I'm rather attractive.
00:22:19Or what do you say, Wilmer?
00:22:20Answer me.
00:22:21Don't let the fact that he's your boss and can fire you stop you.
00:22:24Go on, get me a gin and tonic, damn it.
00:22:26Pome otro, pero lleno de pacharán.
00:22:29Oops!
00:22:30But I know you.
00:22:32You're so tacky.
00:22:36Utter!
00:22:37All I needed was that ugly woman making fun of my outfit.
00:22:40Well, it doesn't matter if we all look like...
00:22:43Well, everyone except me, of course.
00:22:45I'm the best!
00:22:48Well, my aunt is funny.
00:22:50And so, even blurred against the light, it's not so bad.
00:22:53What am I saying?
00:22:53If you are palpable.
00:22:55Come on, Mariano, go for it.
00:22:56But for once, be polite, gentle, subtle.
00:23:00Shall we have sex?
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:11Puchi, I want my USB, okay?
00:23:14So now you're not going to bite me, what you're going to do is poop.
00:23:17Oh, really?
00:23:17For Tito Ray.
00:23:19Hey?
00:23:19Yes, yes, he's going to do it.
00:23:20Hey?
00:23:20Yes, yes.
00:23:21Open your dirty asshole and shit already, you piece of shit dog.
00:23:23But, but, but, what are you doing to him?
00:23:24Animal.
00:23:26Sampaje.
00:23:27Puchi is a gentleman and only does those things in the toilet.
00:23:31Who knows where you were doing, Popo.
00:23:33I bet you didn't even have a life in your shack.
00:23:35Otherwise, there wouldn't have been a jacuzzi, right?
00:23:36It pisses you off.
00:23:37Okay, fine, let's kill some time, but keep quiet, okay?
00:23:39Let's see if they hear us and someone comes in.
00:23:41Everyone usually drops the syringes.
00:23:43I'm so pissed off.
00:23:44Where are the drugs, gypsy?
00:23:46What drug?
00:23:46What are you saying?
00:23:48What are you doing?
00:23:49But what are you doing?
00:23:50Don't play dumb.
00:23:51I know there's a drug trafficking network on the ship.
00:23:53Palmyra is the camel.
00:23:54You are the mule.
00:23:54So the question is easy.
00:23:56Where is the horse?
00:23:58But wasn't it forbidden to bring animals on the ship?
00:24:00But you're stupid.
00:24:01How do you expect me to bring drugs onto the boat if you catch me every morning?
00:24:04Well, I take a Valium now and then to cope with all this.
00:24:07It's just that I find it very hard.
00:24:08So what are you doing here?
00:24:10What are you hiding?
00:24:12It's a secret, it can't be said.
00:24:17How infuriating.
00:24:18Everything is very strange.
00:24:19No, no, no.
00:24:22This is a riding arena.
00:24:24To shoot up drugs?
00:24:25I knew it.
00:24:26No, no, no.
00:24:27A riding school...
00:24:28of...
00:24:30of...
00:24:30of...
00:24:30of...
00:24:30of...
00:24:31of...
00:24:31of...
00:24:32of...
00:24:32of...
00:24:32of...
00:24:32of...
00:24:32of...
00:24:32of...
00:24:38A lot.
00:24:47Okay, okay, honey.
00:24:49Leave some for later, won't you?
00:24:51Well.
00:24:53Campillo, out?
00:24:57He's a lucky guy.
00:24:59Come on, come on.
00:25:04Disgusting.
00:25:06And on top of that, you use generic brand toothpaste.
00:25:08Don't play dumb, what are you doing, Roloso?
00:25:09So I don't have to see you.
00:25:10Conceited.
00:25:15Puchi, open up.
00:25:30Doña Marga,
00:25:31The bachelorette party is over.
00:25:33Very well, but I haven't called you.
00:25:35I know.
00:25:37It had occurred to me
00:25:39that could do him a good disservice.
00:25:42No.
00:25:49But, my son, what are you?
00:25:50Lapwing or minnow?
00:26:07Oh!
00:26:14Good morning, Madam Director.
00:26:16You look beautiful naturally.
00:26:18I brought him breakfast.
00:26:19Coffee, orange juice and chocolate.
00:26:22The black one, which I know he likes.
00:26:23I don't like black.
00:26:24The thing is, it's been a long time since I've tasted it.
00:26:26Do you know how much?
00:26:27No, but if you want, I'll take it.
00:26:28Who do you think you are?
00:26:28I don't want a tablet table.
00:26:29I feel like it.
00:26:30I really want to.
00:26:31But I can't because I'm the boss.
00:26:33And I can't even afford a simple chocolate bar.
00:26:35without people whispering behind my back.
00:26:37You understand me?
00:26:37Okay, okay.
00:26:38What I wanted to bring him was Pam Tumaca.
00:26:39Just leave.
00:26:40Just leave and stop interfering in my private life.
00:26:42Okay, I'll leave you breakfast.
00:26:44that she notes it, a little irritable.
00:26:46And it's strange because her period isn't due until tomorrow.
00:26:48Out!
00:27:08Take that, Gaby.
00:27:10Oh, Mariano.
00:27:11You've made this beautiful, silent host ride the wild side of life.
00:27:30Well, why the hell are you giving the same score?
00:27:41Damn, I have such a steady hand.
00:28:07Parmin, Parmin, Parmin, Parmin.
00:28:09Hey, two things.
00:28:11One, Chucho hasn't messed up the flash drive yet.
00:28:14Could you rent me the riding arena for a little while longer, please?
00:28:16Please, nothing, okay?
00:28:17If you want something from Palmyra, you'll have to give something to Palmyra, right?
00:28:23Man, it's a little violent, Parmin.
00:28:25So, you and I, there, giving it our all, working together...
00:28:27But look here, you crazy guy.
00:28:28I'll send you some cash, money, dough.
00:28:30Yes, me too, damn it.
00:28:32If I was there...
00:28:33That's 30, right?
00:28:35There were 30 of them, okay.
00:28:38Hey, tell that stuck-up bitch she's coming to clean.
00:28:40Otherwise, tomorrow he'll have Pato BC for breakfast.
00:28:42Okay, yes.
00:28:43Hey, you had something else to tell me, didn't you?
00:28:46Palmyra.
00:28:47Yes, Campillo might have a feeling something's up about the riding arena.
00:28:49Okay, see you later.
00:28:50Speaking of the king of Rome.
00:28:51Viva.
00:28:54I hope you have enough soap in that cart.
00:28:57Because there's something that smells very bad about this ship.
00:28:59You're stepping on a whore.
00:29:00Damn, that's disgusting.
00:29:02They're the only boots I have for my uniform.
00:29:04Okay, what were you saying?
00:29:05You've already started.
00:29:06I?
00:29:07Oh, yes, you rent a riding arena.
00:29:09Don't play dumb.
00:29:11I've seen them dealing with the crew,
00:29:13card transactions, money transactions, key transactions,
00:29:15people copulating.
00:29:16Come on.
00:29:18I'm going to back down.
00:29:20But it's you with a giraffe.
00:29:21Ah, this is from when I went to the zoo.
00:29:23But I have this one.
00:29:24Ah, me with a 50 euro note.
00:29:27Hey?
00:29:28Alright.
00:29:28It's a shitty test.
00:29:31But don't worry.
00:29:35I'll be back.
00:29:50This boy is getting worse every day.
00:30:04Hey, you were the one dancing last night, weren't you?
00:30:06Yeah.
00:30:07You're really something, aren't you?
00:30:09You have to force the condom on.
00:30:13What are you doing here?
00:30:14Doña Marga is going to give me a job.
00:30:16I hope you're on the same page as me.
00:30:17In my country I was a gymnastics teacher.
00:30:19No, I see you're not good at math.
00:30:20It's really big.
00:30:21If you want, I can give him some lessons because I can see that he needs them.
00:30:26Hey, I'm feeling a little bloated because I had dinner with my girlfriend yesterday.
00:30:28But normally, I have an enviable physique.
00:30:31He looks like Superman.
00:30:32I've seen the glasses.
00:30:33Ah, Superman.
00:30:35Come on, guys.
00:30:37Quickly.
00:30:38We are about to arrive in Mallorca and the wedding guests are about to get on board.
00:30:42Okay?
00:30:43First of all.
00:30:44This is Obama.
00:30:46No no.
00:30:47He is not related to the President of the United States.
00:30:49He got on board in Valencia and joined the maintenance team.
00:30:53Black Valencian?
00:30:54How strange, you.
00:30:55And that's coming from the Bruce Lee of Poblanow.
00:30:58The black guy is good-looking, huh?
00:30:59It will taste like chocolate.
00:31:01But this guy isn't yesterday's stripper.
00:31:03Yes, he's the stripper.
00:31:04But now he's the maintenance man.
00:31:07What's happening?
00:31:08I hired him because he handles the tool well.
00:31:10The maintenance one.
00:31:12I don't know about the other one.
00:31:14Well, I imagine so.
00:31:15I don't know.
00:31:16Okay, that's enough.
00:31:18Man, from now on it's maintenance, period.
00:31:20But Boris works in maintenance for the Ukrainian.
00:31:22I fired him.
00:31:23Ah.
00:31:24No, wait a minute.
00:31:25But Boris is there.
00:31:27Boris, fired.
00:31:28Already?
00:31:28A question.
00:31:29His face seems familiar.
00:31:30He was in The Prince of Bethlehem.
00:31:32No.
00:31:33Any other questions?
00:31:34It must not be of a racist or sexual nature.
00:31:38Come on, let's get to work.
00:31:39Okay, out.
00:31:43I took it.
00:31:44This time you've already saved her.
00:31:46Let me go!
00:31:49Well, at least he's obedient.
00:31:51From marl.
00:31:53Maintenance is very good.
00:31:54I love it.
00:31:55But I think it could be useful to him in another job.
00:31:59Oh, really?
00:32:00Which one?
00:32:01Something she's going to love.
00:32:02What do you think about me stopping by your cabin afterwards and, I don't know, we work up a sweat together?
00:32:08Hey?
00:32:08Would you like that?
00:32:09Sweating, you and me?
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:11Together?
00:32:12No, I can't.
00:32:13That?
00:32:13Can't.
00:32:14That I don't want to.
00:32:16I don't want to.
00:32:17Can't.
00:32:18I have to go.
00:32:19Could you please step aside?
00:32:20Thank you.
00:32:23It's for the other tail.
00:32:26Side, side.
00:32:32Well, I'm not feeling well, Mom.
00:32:33How do you want me to be?
00:32:34A dog ate my college paper.
00:32:37Oh, what problems that young man has.
00:32:40Yesterday they cut off your eldest daughter's little finger and threw it to the pigs.
00:32:45Ah.
00:32:47Okay, okay.
00:32:48And how are you?
00:32:48Tell me, what are you doing?
00:32:49Well, here I am, son, I never stop moving.
00:32:52Right now, you've caught me cooking.
00:32:54What are they?
00:32:55Chicken giblets, a little stew, tortillas and shrimp.
00:32:58No.
00:32:59Cocaine.
00:33:01Mother.
00:33:01Son, it's just Kevin being Kevin.
00:33:03It turns out he was drinking in the car.
00:33:06And then he put Camela Muarta on.
00:33:08Then the neighbor came to complain.
00:33:10Ramón, who turns out to be Marco, a drug trafficker.
00:33:12So, while they were shooting your brother, they stole the drugs.
00:33:16And now we have to give it back.
00:33:17So, I've been here since five in the morning cooking like crazy.
00:33:21Okay, Mom, but don't you see that if the cops catch you cooking quail, they'll be in big trouble?
00:33:27Let's all eat, huh?
00:33:28They turn out really delicious.
00:33:30What are you talking about?
00:33:31Is it Palmyra?
00:33:32No, no, that's my mom.
00:33:33Let me.
00:33:34Yeah, yeah, we'll see.
00:33:34We'll see.
00:33:36Campillo speaking.
00:33:37What the hell is going on?
00:33:39Come on, look, Campillo.
00:33:41I was so eager to meet you, after all the wonderful things my Raimundo says about you.
00:33:46you.
00:33:46How are you, son?
00:33:47Fatal, ma'am.
00:33:49But fatal, fatal.
00:33:50Come on.
00:33:50I am currently immersed in a surveillance operation and cannot find the relevant evidence to
00:33:54to catch a criminal.
00:33:55Okay, hey, I'm reminding you that this is my mobile phone.
00:33:57Well, and she's my mother.
00:33:58So, that...
00:33:58Shut up, you gypsy.
00:33:59Fuck.
00:34:00Of course, because the tests are important.
00:34:03Look, Campillos, we gypsies, an unjustly persecuted race, are always accused with a piece of glass
00:34:10fake in which we are allegedly seen stealing.
00:34:13But it's always someone who looks like us.
00:34:16So, between that and the lousy public defender we get stuck with, we always end up in
00:34:20prison.
00:34:21You understand?
00:34:22Clear.
00:34:23Installing cameras is a great idea.
00:34:25Thank you so much, Mom.
00:34:27Excuse me, ma'am, mine doesn't pay much attention to me.
00:34:31What, already?
00:34:33It's frozen on me.
00:34:35We would like to extend a warm welcome to all passengers who have boarded at the port.
00:34:39of Mallorca, the Insular Catalonia, which...
00:34:42Campillo, let's see if you know who scored last night.
00:34:44I'll give you some clues.
00:34:45He's powerful, has great hair, and skis every winter in Baqueira Beret.
00:34:50Bárcenas.
00:34:50Fuck.
00:34:51Sorry, boss, I'm currently involved in a surveillance operation to gather evidence of the
00:34:56crew members.
00:34:58What do you see here?
00:35:00An idiot with a pen?
00:35:01Well no.
00:35:02An idiot with a pen camera.
00:35:04At first glance it looks like a pen, but if I activate it, the tip turns into a
00:35:09camera that records in HD.
00:35:12What do you think?
00:35:14Let me explain, Campillo.
00:35:16You're incredibly stupid.
00:35:18Hello, how are we?
00:35:19Man.
00:35:21Gentlemen, how delicious, hey, water in your time.
00:35:22Margarita, Gabriel, what a surprise.
00:35:25See, Marisol?
00:35:26The thing about Gabriel's infidelity.
00:35:27It was a rumor.
00:35:28No, no.
00:35:29But come on, didn't you catch him with two prostitutes and then...
00:35:32Marisol, I don't think it's the right time to talk about that now.
00:35:35Hello good morning.
00:35:36But how beautiful the bride looks.
00:35:39Oh, sorry, sorry.
00:35:41Gaby, bring me a little bit of reflex on deck.
00:35:44Oh, it's just that I'm sore.
00:35:46Look, I've been having sex all night.
00:35:49No, no, no, no.
00:35:49Don't show off.
00:35:50An inflatable doll doesn't count.
00:35:55And how was the farewell yesterday?
00:35:56Good, good, good.
00:35:58Well, actually perfect, very good.
00:36:00I went to bed early.
00:36:02Your fucking mother!
00:36:04No, excuse me, it's just that there's a crew member waiting for me to kill him.
00:36:09Well, I'm calling my parents to settle us on the boat.
00:36:12Perfect.
00:36:12You're an idiot, what's wrong with you?
00:36:13But no, no.
00:36:14Do you know who you slept with?
00:36:15Damn, don't be picky, okay, her face wasn't much to look at, but she had some serious boobs.
00:36:20Like two peaches of a third size, not that they had fuzz.
00:36:23What is it?
00:36:23The girlfriend?
00:36:23Whose girlfriend?
00:36:25I prefer not to say his name, but he was a crew member.
00:36:28He was a really lovely man, to be honest.
00:36:29But that one is really ugly.
00:36:30Damn, who would have thought someone could marry that ogre?
00:36:33Mariano, for God's sake, you only get laid once.
00:36:35For once I make love.
00:36:36At least tell me the wedding is still on.
00:36:38Well, I don't know.
00:36:39What do you mean you don't know?
00:36:40Yes or no.
00:36:41Yes, damn it, yes, there's definitely going to be a wedding.
00:36:43I don't know if I want to get married, to be honest, I think I feel something for him.
00:36:46Look, Lourdes, these are typical pre-wedding jitters.
00:36:50I've seen it like that many times.
00:36:51What you need is rest.
00:36:53Go to your cabin, lie down, relax, because I'll take care of everything.
00:36:57Okay?
00:36:58Come on.
00:37:00Goodbye, Lourdes.
00:37:02Lourdes.
00:37:03Josep.
00:37:04What do you want, you said?
00:37:05Don't scare me.
00:37:06Call a meeting...
00:37:08Okay.
00:37:08Wait!
00:37:09B calls a meeting with the male crew.
00:37:13Now.
00:37:13Go away!
00:37:16God.
00:37:17Come on, Puchi.
00:37:19Come on, do a little poop, a little bit of poop.
00:37:22Come on.
00:37:22Come on.
00:37:23Oh!
00:37:24Oh, what are you going to do, Cata!
00:37:25Oh!
00:37:26Finally, the two kiwis, the active one, and the coffee have worked their magic, which we'll never admit we've given you.
00:37:30given.
00:37:30Yeah.
00:37:31That's good.
00:37:33Come on, come on, come on.
00:37:35Ah, very good!
00:37:38Oh!
00:37:39Wait!
00:37:40Oh, shit!
00:37:41I'm so stupid!
00:37:43Now I have to put my hand in there.
00:37:47Let's see.
00:37:49Oh, really.
00:37:52No!
00:37:54No!
00:37:55Evil!
00:37:57Damn!
00:38:04Damn it, Ray!
00:38:05Hi, I'm Natalia.
00:38:06I'm out right now.
00:38:07If you have a message, say it after the pling.
00:38:11Okay, Natalia, call me, it's Ray, okay?
00:38:13I have to hand in the work now.
00:38:15Standing tall, the illustrious director makes her appearance...
00:38:17I'm the cruise director, not Louis XV, damn it.
00:38:21Good.
00:38:22I have called this extraordinary meeting because a very serious fact has been hidden from me.
00:38:28Damn, Puchi!
00:38:29Shit!
00:38:30Lourdes!
00:38:30Damn, I have a podiatrist appointment this afternoon!
00:38:32This is highly confidential and please do not leave this room.
00:38:35But I know that the bride at the wedding has slept with a member of this crew.
00:38:40Which member?
00:38:41And maybe there won't be a wedding because she has doubts.
00:38:46And we're losing the wedding business, and the company owner is leaving.
00:38:52to make me very angry.
00:38:54And I ask myself, what part of "don't screw up my fucking wedding" didn't you understand...
00:39:08Who were you?
00:39:10Ray.
00:39:11No?
00:39:12That?
00:39:12No, no, I don't deal with clowns.
00:39:15Campillo.
00:39:15Negative.
00:39:16I celebrate Valentine's Day with this...
00:39:17What a mess.
00:39:19It wasn't you, was it?
00:39:20You're really good at ruining marriages and cheating.
00:39:23I'm sorry, Marga, but I'm not unfaithful to Tere.
00:39:28Good.
00:39:29Mariano.
00:39:30Entrime.
00:39:31Wouldn't you ever think of going to the farewell party?
00:39:34No.
00:39:35Who's going to sleep with this guy?
00:39:38Good.
00:39:39If I find out who did it, I'll cut off his penis and make myself a telescope.
00:39:44Everyone stand up.
00:39:45Leave the room.
00:39:46Be quiet.
00:39:46Be quiet.
00:39:49Wow, that's something else.
00:39:50Wow, that's something else.
00:39:51I'm doing you good, Gaby, man.
00:39:52May you be the permanent housekeeper.
00:39:53Well, I hardly even tried.
00:39:57Host.
00:39:59I can't stop thinking about last night, darling.
00:40:02We need to meet.
00:40:03What is this?
00:40:04That?
00:40:05Well, what do you want me to say?
00:40:06It's my mother's fault, she gave me Paul Newman's eyes.
00:40:21Video surveillance of the riding arena, day one.
00:40:24Your gravy train has ended, Palmirita.
00:40:26You didn't count on Campillo's cunning.
00:40:38Shit.
00:40:39What the hell is this?
00:40:40He has hacked the system.
00:40:42Anonymous is behind this.
00:40:43Oh, no, damn it.
00:40:44The pen fell to the floor, you idiot.
00:40:57Yes, mother, I hope it's important because I'm involved in a high-risk surveillance operation.
00:41:02Campillo!
00:41:02Yes, I'm eating well, yes.
00:41:04I like salad, but not much.
00:41:07Yes, you know that what I like is, well, for starters, beans with hare, for the main course, sobucu...
00:41:11Almost a little camp on TV, you son of a bitch, who managed to get into Big Brother.
00:41:16What are you saying, woman?
00:41:17The fool has put a bed in the riding arena to see if he can catch me.
00:41:19Mother, what do I have here?
00:41:21See you later.
00:41:21Look at that element.
00:41:22Who would have thought it was Boayer too?
00:41:24What about the Preisle family?
00:41:26And what about Enrique Iglesias?
00:41:28Boayer, catita, Boayer.
00:41:29Those pigs he likes to look at.
00:41:31But don't worry, little camp, if you like to look, I'll give you what to look at.
00:41:37Wow, what a pig.
00:41:39And I could ask Bosco, who is my ex, to do work for Ray, because he is a lawyer.
00:41:43But of course, he's also a womanizer and a thief, and he abandoned me, so I'm not going to ask him for favors.
00:41:48Oh, I don't know, I don't know.
00:41:49What would you do?
00:41:54I need a friend on this boat.
00:41:56But what are you doing here?
00:41:57Can Tere come in?
00:41:57Uh, no, no, no, calm down, he told me he was going to the pool.
00:42:00Or take an aspirin.
00:42:02Oh, I don't know, I need subtitles to understand that woman.
00:42:04Well, never mind, the flea-ridden bug pooped on my flash drive, I have to send it tonight, okay?
00:42:08Tonight?
00:42:10Well, I don't know, because, look at it, the flash drive will be very big.
00:42:14It's like you trying to eject a fire extinguisher.
00:42:19Okay, bring the dog here, I'll cut him open.
00:42:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:21Don't mess with me, or he'll get the newspaper and I'll make a chiffon cake out of him.
00:42:24No, he doesn't want to be blamed, okay?
00:42:26It's not my fault that I brought him on the boat, and I'm going to get suspended.
00:42:31Awesome, let's go.
00:42:32Ray, I'm sorry, okay?
00:42:33You feel it.
00:42:35Very good.
00:42:36No matter how many apologies you offer, they're not going to give me the scholarship.
00:42:38And when all this is over and we get off this boat, you're going to marry another rich guy.
00:42:42But what's going to happen to me, huh?
00:42:43I'm going back to the village.
00:42:47I'm sorry, daughter.
00:42:49There it is.
00:43:02Hey everyone. Put me through to Bosco Figueroa and Martorell.
00:43:05I am his wife.
00:43:07I don't care if he's rehearsing in the prison choir! Pass it to me!
00:43:117-0-2. No movement in the riding arena.
00:43:19Pay attention, little field.
00:43:21Crime never sleeps.
00:43:237-0-3.
00:43:26Well, if he asks for something typical from Navarre, you bring it to him.
00:43:29So we jumped six bulls onto the deck.
00:43:31The director?
00:43:32At the riding arena?
00:43:33Corruption reaches all levels, damn it.
00:43:36It's just you and me left, Esperanza.
00:43:47What's up, Campillo?
00:43:48I've finally got the evidence of your riding school.
00:43:52I know the director is involved.
00:43:55Perhaps the captain and certainly the leadership of Podemos.
00:43:59What you're seeing there isn't the riding arena.
00:44:02It's the branded cabin, the director.
00:44:07Have you moved the camera?
00:44:08Shit!
00:44:09If I send the director, she'll fire me.
00:44:11And I'm too old to go back to being the security guard at Chiquipar.
00:44:14That's what you get for interfering in my business.
00:44:15And you're going to give me all the photos right now, okay?
00:44:17Because if I don't go to the patch, I will tell him
00:44:19that you spy on her while you shake off the sardine.
00:44:27There you go.
00:44:28And now, as head of security on this cruise ship, I order you to move the camera.
00:44:33Right now!
00:44:34Please, Talmira, I don't want to go to Chiquipar, please.
00:44:38Oh, take it away! It's filling my mouth with snot, man.
00:44:41I'll go get your special pen now, don't worry.
00:44:43Tell me your cabin number.
00:44:47No, no, no, no!
00:44:49Tell me.
00:44:52What a piece of crap pen!
00:44:53Send it to me via WhatsApp!
00:44:55Now I'm going after him.
00:44:56Lazybones!
00:44:57Don't stress about it.
00:44:59And what the hell is she doing with the pen if she doesn't write?
00:45:01And you're not even going to go after him?
00:45:03Well, you're taking too long, because if he finds out it's a camera, we're screwed.
00:45:06Are you screwed?
00:45:08Sure?
00:45:09Maybe the tables will turn on you, sweetheart.
00:45:12Of course she can think
00:45:13As a cleaner, I have access to all the cabins and I put her there to spy on her.
00:45:18Oh well,
00:45:19Campillo, since when are you so clever?
00:45:21No, it's just that I remembered a line from Bruce Willis in Die Hard,
00:45:23But what you said sounded cool to me.
00:45:25Look, Gaby, it's Lourdes's fault that she has doubts
00:45:27If you press me, it's more yours than mine.
00:45:29You provoked me, you bet 100 euros.
00:45:30You practically acted as a pimp.
00:45:32Be quiet!
00:45:32Enter Lourdes' cabin
00:45:34And don't leave him until he tells you he's going to marry that idiot Miguelón.
00:45:37Hey Miguelón, my friend!
00:45:38How are you, friend?
00:45:39Are you going to look for Lourdes?
00:45:40Yeah, right?
00:45:41It's not there, is it?
00:45:42No, it's not there.
00:45:42It's far away.
00:45:44It's in the engine room.
00:45:47Slot machine!
00:45:47Slot machines.
00:45:48The casino, let's go.
00:45:49She seems nervous about the wedding and needs...
00:45:50In fact, you and I are going to have a few beers,
00:45:53I really want to.
00:45:54Come on, go for it.
00:46:10The director has the pen in her pocket.
00:46:12Have I seen it?
00:46:13Listen carefully, Palmi, because I've devised a plan.
00:46:15I give him an open-handed soup and run away.
00:46:18Oh no, and I take the pen away from him, I take the pen away from him, of course.
00:46:20Come on, son, it's a good thing you're handsome.
00:46:22Leave it to me!
00:46:23Hey, have you seen the bride?
00:46:25Okay, as soon as you see it, let me know immediately.
00:46:28Okay.
00:46:30Oh, Madam Director, what an ugly stain you have on your jacket.
00:46:33Right, Campillo?
00:46:34But what do you say?
00:46:35If I have nothing.
00:46:36Let it catch him in the blind spot.
00:46:37Leave her to me, and with two fortresses I'll annihilate her.
00:46:40No, leave me alone.
00:46:40Hey, you wouldn't happen to be the one who's come.
00:46:41Hey! No way, damn it!
00:46:43Don't shake me, I'm not a piñata.
00:46:45And come on.
00:46:47And to work, because we have a wedding coming up right now.
00:46:49Wait.
00:46:51Goodbye, Madam Director.
00:46:53Calm down, Palmi.
00:46:54And during the struggle I took the pen from him.
00:46:56Oh, well, no.
00:47:01Oh, damn!
00:47:04And now this one.
00:47:06That would be great, wouldn't it?
00:47:08Because with what I'm dealing with, look how it shows.
00:47:13I drive him crazy.
00:47:14I'm not doing too badly for my age.
00:47:16Because of the eye, otherwise...
00:47:20Doña Marga, are you alright?
00:47:24Hey?
00:47:25Have you considered the offer I made you?
00:47:28Yes, yes.
00:47:29And Obama, I'd like that.
00:47:32But I can't.
00:47:33I can't because I'm your boss.
00:47:35But what's the problem?
00:47:37If you have a very good body.
00:47:40In a couple of hours we could do wonders with it.
00:47:45Fuck off, come to my cabin.
00:47:47And get ready to sweat, okay?
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:51I'm used to it.
00:47:52What the hell.
00:47:53And which Mel did you send the work to?
00:47:56Brilliant.
00:47:57I'll look at it now.
00:47:58Has anything gone up?
00:48:01No, it's not you, Bosco.
00:48:02I hope you catch something in the showers.
00:48:06Forward.
00:48:07Natalieta, here.
00:48:08The flash drive you asked me for.
00:48:09Oh, great.
00:48:10It's from Lanclados.
00:48:12Just like Ray's.
00:48:13You're welcome, okay?
00:48:14Hey, I had to delete the picture of Puyol lifting the Champions League trophy.
00:48:24Well, don't worry, okay?
00:48:25It's typical for it to arrive a little late.
00:48:27You know, that's what makes the magic, the mystery.
00:48:29I don't know any girlfriend who arrives on time.
00:48:32I arrived half an hour early.
00:48:33Well, because those were different times.
00:48:37I don't mean to imply that you're old-fashioned, okay?
00:48:39I mean, there used to be a different kind of magic and mystery.
00:48:42See you later.
00:48:43See you later.
00:48:45Where the hell is Lourdes?
00:48:47The sanctuary.
00:48:48I think in France.
00:48:48France.
00:48:49No, damn it, the girlfriend.
00:49:25Welcome everyone.
00:49:27Today we are aboard the anchor 2 to attend the wedding of Miguel Garrico-Tabernas.
00:49:34Garrico-Tabernas, what's it like?
00:49:36No.
00:49:36Well, Miguel and Lourdes.
00:49:38Sorry, sorry.
00:49:39Do not continue, captain.
00:49:40I want to say one thing.
00:49:41No, no, leave it, woman.
00:49:43It's not necessary.
00:49:43Then, as captain of this ship and by virtue of the powers conferred upon me by the Spanish State...
00:49:47Is it necessary?
00:49:48...I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:49:50You may kiss the bride.
00:49:51Kiss the bride.
00:49:52No!
00:49:53Kiss...
00:49:57Natalia, give me the dog.
00:49:58Mutt.
00:49:59Natalia.
00:50:01Natalia.
00:50:08But, for God's sake, what has your penis ever done to you?
00:50:11My goodness, you'd have a terrible time in a dog pound, wouldn't you?
00:50:14Okay, let's see.
00:50:15Look, look, look what I've brought you.
00:50:16Oh, a little laxative!
00:50:18That's lovely!
00:50:19Right?
00:50:20You'll see, okay?
00:50:21How do we take the laxative?
00:50:23Okay, three drops, like...
00:50:25Hmm!
00:50:26It's delicious!
00:50:26To go to hell.
00:50:27You're going to eat it, he's going to eat it, damn it.
00:50:30I just want to tell Miguelón that...
00:50:34...that...
00:50:39...he is the man of my life.
00:50:41Oh!
00:50:46AND...
00:50:47...even though I may have made some mistakes...
00:50:50...I hope to spend the rest of my life by his side.
00:50:52Okay, very good, very good.
00:50:54Precious.
00:50:55It's been beautiful, Lourdes.
00:50:57Just look at the mystery that love is.
00:50:59Mariano, tell me that you are not the mistake.
00:51:03No way?
00:51:05I just fucked her.
00:51:08Mariano, I swear to God, it's your fault we're going to be left without a wedding.
00:51:11It's normal, you're abnormal.
00:51:12Okay, those in the third row, please, I'm trying to officiate a wedding.
00:51:16And you're doing great, Gaby.
00:51:17Can I continue?
00:51:19Okay, I'll continue.
00:51:21Just look at the mystery that love is.
00:51:23The word marriage comes from somewhere, from Latin, from Greek, I don't know exactly where, but anyway...
00:51:27Wait a minute, wait a minute, I also want to say something, okay?
00:51:29Are you going to wait until it's over?
00:51:32Look, I'm finished now, say whatever you want.
00:51:34That's it.
00:51:38Let's see...
00:51:40I love you so much, Lurdica?
00:51:42Hey?
00:51:45Last night, at the port, at the bachelor party...
00:51:49No, well, I just slept with your maid of honor.
00:51:54Don't be a whore!
00:51:59Natalia, you won't believe this.
00:52:00Natalia, I'm not in the mood for nonsense.
00:52:02Puchi has escaped.
00:52:03That?
00:52:04But did he put it in the bathroom?
00:52:05Yes, but I took him out to give him a little laxative.
00:52:07Right now, she's a walking time bomb.
00:52:09That?
00:52:09That dog has my future up his ass.
00:52:11We have to find him somehow.
00:52:12Yes, but...
00:52:13Come on, wake up.
00:52:14Goes!
00:52:14Rai!
00:52:15Puchi!
00:52:16Shit!
00:52:27Gabriel, run the boat aground, do whatever it takes, so we don't miss our wedding, for God's sake.
00:52:31Can we all calm down a little, please?
00:52:33Shh, shh, shh, shh!
00:52:34The captain says to stay calm, please!
00:52:39Please.
00:52:40Okay, much better.
00:52:42Let's reflect.
00:52:43Let's think carefully and not do or say things that we might later regret.
00:52:47Okay?
00:52:49Did you know?
00:52:49I slept with someone else too.
00:52:51See, Lourdes?
00:52:51Those are precisely the things you shouldn't say.
00:52:53That?
00:52:54With who?
00:52:55I'll kill him, you hear!
00:52:57Well, with that one over there.
00:52:58Yes, with the captain.
00:52:58But what do you say, Solomon?
00:52:59But, man, damn it, sacrifice yourself for the team, Gaby.
00:53:02No, Mariano, I slept with you.
00:53:04Which Mariano?
00:53:05Santaella?
00:53:07Okay, okay, yes, it's true, I put the little whiteboard in.
00:53:10But, come on, let's see who has never been to a bachelorette party.
00:53:14to bang the drunkest one.
00:53:18Well, you even threw yourself at the bridesmaid, shamelessly.
00:53:21Come here, you wretch!
00:53:22Shit!
00:53:22I'm going to ask for a little silence, please.
00:53:25Leave me with me.
00:53:27Cut me out!
00:53:28Silence!
00:53:33Miguelón, Lourdes, you have both made mistakes and you have both slept with someone else.
00:53:40Evil.
00:53:41But I look you in the eyes and do you know what I see?
00:53:44Love.
00:53:47True love.
00:53:48And I tell you this because I've been in love too.
00:53:51Lourdes, I have also been married.
00:53:54These have been the happiest years of my life.
00:53:57And of course there were mistakes, many of them.
00:53:59But there were also successes and wonders like my daughter Olivia.
00:54:06And even today, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't miss being with that person.
00:54:15I'm telling you this because you can have all of that starting tomorrow.
00:54:20Don't throw it in the trash because...
00:54:22For a simple powder.
00:54:33Come on, kiss her already! What tension!
00:54:42Hey, is what you said about us true?
00:54:47What the hell is true if I bump into you in a hallway and it gives me hives?
00:54:50I did it so I wouldn't miss the wedding.
00:54:51Ah, well, for a moment I thought, you know, that...
00:54:56Know?
00:54:59No, you still hate me, don't you?
00:55:02I feel much better now.
00:55:05Where's the dog? Can you see it?
00:55:07Where did your dog come from?
00:55:09Well, I don't know, but when he finds the owner he's going to be in for a rude awakening.
00:55:11Give it to me!
00:55:14Oh no, I've messed up!
00:55:16What a nasty fall, Marga!
00:55:18Quick, quick, quick, we have to find the USB drive.
00:55:20Oh my god, pal, just wait until I see the cover!
00:55:22Okay, fine, fuck it.
00:55:25What is it?
00:55:26Ah!
00:55:27We're not here!
00:55:31Hey, but it came out really clean, didn't it?
00:55:33Uh, yeah, you see, right?
00:55:35We discussed it at the spa while we were getting our nails done.
00:55:38Come on, you have ten minutes!
00:55:39Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:55:43Well, you're getting married, huh?
00:55:45And you were there, hey, it's all forgotten, huh?
00:55:48Hey?
00:55:48I don't remember anything, okay?
00:55:50But if you want to call the son Mariano, I'll leave it at that, okay?
00:55:53Come on.
00:56:04Hawk-eye here.
00:56:06Hawk-eye here.
00:56:08I'm in the nest.
00:56:10Can you receive me?
00:56:10Pico del oro.
00:56:11I welcome you and I shit on your fucking mother, you little punk.
00:56:14Pick up the pen already, you idiot.
00:56:17Target located.
00:56:18I'm closing and cutting.
00:56:19Pico del oro, Diego.
00:56:20I'm shutting my mouth.
00:56:26So what happens now?
00:56:27Director!
00:56:28Now!
00:56:31Director?
00:56:33I am Obama.
00:56:34We had a date.
00:56:37Oops!
00:56:38But if a female director.
00:56:41Look at her, how sexy.
00:56:43She looked like a woman to me, and everything.
00:56:47Uh, yes.
00:56:48Hey, come in.
00:56:50It's open.
00:56:58Campillo!
00:56:58We've already sorted out the wedding.
00:56:59Let's get started with the predictions.
00:57:00But what are you doing here?
00:57:02Where is Campillo?
00:57:05Come on.
00:57:06Let's go, Campillo.
00:57:07If it's a little bit of fat.
00:57:10Come on, damn it, think of Sylvester.
00:57:11The highest risk.
00:57:13Oh, God!
00:57:15But what is she doing in the director's cabin?
00:57:21Hello.
00:57:23Hello, director.
00:57:24Ready to move that body?
00:57:25Clear.
00:57:26I'm coming in hot, you know?
00:57:27It warns me if I'm going too fast.
00:57:29I don't want to ruin it on the first day.
00:57:31Holy shit!
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:33If you don't mind, I'd like to take it a little easy because I'm a bit rusty.
00:57:36Okay, that's fine.
00:57:37We'll be careful.
00:57:38So the first thing we're going to do is warm up.
00:57:40I agree.
00:57:41Come here.
00:57:44Turn around.
00:57:46Open your legs.
00:57:48Try to touch the ground with your hands.
00:57:51Well, it's going to take her a while to sit down because she's used to the Micromachine.
00:57:55Okay, that's enough, right?
00:57:56She is the mother of my daughter.
00:57:57And besides, I'm average height for my age.
00:57:59Careful.
00:58:00Yes, yes, yes.
00:58:00Perfect.
00:58:01Is it warming up?
00:58:02Yeah.
00:58:03But, well, isn't this stance a little strong to begin with, perhaps?
00:58:06You may be the boss out there, but I'm in charge here, okay?
00:58:09At your service.
00:58:11Look at how submissive she is, listen.
00:58:15Ooh!
00:58:17What tough things, right?
00:58:19That's very Grey.
00:58:19Flock?
00:58:20I don't know him.
00:58:22We'll start with the biceps.
00:58:24You grab it like this.
00:58:25Sorry.
00:58:26Did you come here to do sports?
00:58:28Yes of course.
00:58:28Is that why you need to heat it up and all that?
00:58:30Yes of course.
00:58:31What a buzzkill!
00:58:33That doesn't even happen to me!
00:58:36Josep, yes, I'll be right there.
00:58:38I have to go.
00:58:40But yes, it hasn't played.
00:58:41Yes, I have it on silent.
00:58:43If you don't mind, we'll do sports another day.
00:58:46Okay, fine.
00:58:46Whatever you want.
00:58:48I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for me.
00:58:50You are welcome.
00:58:51You are welcome.
00:58:51You gave me a job and you didn't call the police.
00:58:53Of course I'm not going to call.
00:58:53Except that...
00:58:59Did you end up handing in your work?
00:59:01Well yes.
00:59:02They've even called me to congratulate me.
00:59:03I've been told it looked like the work of a professional lawyer.
00:59:07Like your husband.
00:59:09Wow, that's great, isn't it?
00:59:11In the end, it will seem that beneath those horoscopes there is a good lawyer.
00:59:14Well, look, maybe in a few years I can take care of your divorce.
00:59:18As long as you defend me.
00:59:22Do you want a potato?
00:59:27Thank you.
00:59:27You are welcome.
00:59:29They are from the machine, they are rancid.
00:59:32Well now, because you slept with his girlfriend, you're going to spend a week cleaning the deck with palmira.
00:59:37Seem to you?
00:59:38Well, at least I've slept with someone, unlike others who've been left without the Toblerone.
00:59:41from the afternoon snack.
00:59:44As?
00:59:45Don't ask us how, okay?
00:59:46But we've heard that you're already involved with Ara Obama.
00:59:48I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:50Yes, the director.
00:59:52Can I take the day off?
00:59:54I fell while playing padel and my ankle is as big as Fernando Alonso's neck.
00:59:59Damn sport!
01:00:00You're going to tell me.
01:00:01Damn sport!
01:00:02Damn sport!
01:00:02Thanks for watching the video.
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