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00:00:02What's up?
00:00:04And what about this one?
00:00:05I could eat this one whole.
00:00:07Damn, she's so hot.
00:00:09Well, what I did here was I rubbed oil all over my body, you know?
00:00:11A turkey came along.
00:00:13And then I separated his legs and he removed Mariano's stuffing.
00:00:17Hey, and my turkey turned out amazing.
00:00:19You really do cook well, boss.
00:00:20Yes, I do cook well, yes.
00:00:21Now I'd like to fuck a little more.
00:00:23Okay, see you later.
00:00:28I've got you figured out, you idiot.
00:00:30It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Now it hurts even more!
00:00:32It hurts less now.
00:00:34Well, the thing is, I've stopped feeling my arm.
00:00:36Okay, be quiet and listen.
00:00:38Passenger Lancho Rodríguez had her jewelry stolen from her cabin.
00:00:41A robbery? On my boat?
00:00:42Yeah.
00:00:43Don't worry, I know perfectly well who it was.
00:00:47Neighbors.
00:00:52Please talk to her, because I want to tell her about our love.
00:00:59And if I don't want to, what happens?
00:01:03I have him outside my house all night.
00:01:09Please let me go now.
00:01:11Fuck.
00:01:14Let me go!
00:01:16Silence.
00:01:17I'm going to ask you a simple question.
00:01:20That?
00:01:20Where are the jewels?
00:01:23But what jewels, what jewels, I really don't know what you're talking about.
00:01:26I am a totally honest guy.
00:01:28I am 100% rehabilitated.
00:01:29You'll see, call my mother and ask her if she's sure she'll find it.
00:01:32Well, unless he's dealing drugs, but that's almost certainly the case, huh?
00:01:35Don't play with me, Gypsy.
00:01:38No, damn it, I swear on my dead relatives that...
00:01:41Gypsy?
00:01:42I'm going to kill you, Campillo!
00:01:46Get this out of my head!
00:01:47I'm not Campillo's machine.
00:01:50I, I am your father.
00:01:53Well, yes, I'm Campillo.
00:01:54But...
00:01:56What are you on about?
00:01:57Hey?
00:01:57What are you on about?
00:01:59I swear I'm going to crush you.
00:02:00I'm going to smash you!
00:02:01Don't get so worked up.
00:02:03I just took you to bed with one thing on your head and handcuffed you to a chair.
00:02:05My father used to do it for me every Sunday.
00:02:07But why?
00:02:07He said that way he would be more of a man.
00:02:09No way, damn it!
00:02:09Why are you doing this to me, you idiot?
00:02:11Ah, yes, because I know it was you.
00:02:12Where there are things that shine, there's a gypsy.
00:02:15I don't know anything about these jewels.
00:02:16But I caught myself until the mornings,
00:02:18Since I've been living with you, I haven't had to go to the urologist.
00:02:20Come on.
00:02:20Ah, okay.
00:02:23Do you want the keys to the handcuffs?
00:02:24Yeah.
00:02:25Take.
00:02:27Take them?
00:02:28But I have to throw my hands away.
00:02:30There are no hands, there are no keys.
00:02:32No, Campillo.
00:02:34No.
00:02:35Come on, there.
00:02:36Campillo, damn it.
00:02:39No.
00:02:42Are you going to suck it up and stay here until your conscience gives out?
00:02:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:49Because I won't make it to tomorrow's meeting.
00:02:51Campillo!
00:02:52Campillo, please!
00:02:54Campillo!
00:02:57Campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo,
00:03:12campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo,
00:03:12campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo, campillo
00:03:37Wait a minute, guys. Who are we?
00:03:44Michael Jackson, before and after.
00:03:48Go away, go away, you're wasting my time.
00:03:50Mariano, come here, I have important news.
00:03:52Let's see.
00:03:53Guess who's getting on board?
00:03:55I hope it's Chenoa.
00:03:56Oh, some investor friends of Dad's who are very, very interested in investing in Anclados.
00:04:02I pray they like it. Well, literally, because they're from Lopus.
00:04:05Don't mess around, José María and Paroma.
00:04:07Yeah.
00:04:07But they're ultra-conservatives; instead of a sink, they have a baptismal font.
00:04:10And does that last as long as a normal battery?
00:04:13Well, this is a big deal, Mariano, we can settle the scoundrel's debt.
00:04:17One moment.
00:04:19So, if for some reason this works out, would you leave the ship?
00:04:24Yeah.
00:04:25Take!
00:04:27Here, take it, take it.
00:04:29Okay. Well, I'm going to say a few words.
00:04:31If you'll allow me, Marga.
00:04:31Guys, guys, guys, let's see.
00:04:34You know that I don't usually care how you do things, I even laugh when you do them wrong.
00:04:39But this time nothing can go wrong because there's something very important at stake.
00:04:45And I'm referring to investment.
00:04:46So, come on, let's get to work.
00:04:50Oh, how cool!
00:04:52Yes, yes, temper your enthusiasm.
00:04:53Look, call Petusha and Koyshenka and tell them not to get on the boat this week, because I'm getting off.
00:04:58I.
00:05:01Calling the Russian Philotes Club.
00:05:03Yeah.
00:05:05Don't let the birds fly off the string.
00:05:07Take the eagle there.
00:05:11I'm here.
00:05:13Let's see, another customer has complained about the theft of jewelry from her cabin.
00:05:17I'm going to explain it to you to see if you understand.
00:05:19You, head of security.
00:05:21Me, the director who breaks your legs after you're fired.
00:05:25Damn, finally someone who explains things well.
00:05:27Don't worry, I'll catch the thief.
00:05:30Mom, have your coffee, be careful, it's hot.
00:05:34It's okay, honey.
00:05:35Third time's the charm.
00:05:36Come on, give me another one.
00:05:37Where will it be unclean?
00:05:39Director, director.
00:05:39Look, speaking of the Roman gypsy.
00:05:41Already.
00:05:41An hour late and in pajamas.
00:05:42Yes, but I can explain it to you.
00:05:44Okay, give it a try.
00:05:44I mean, Campillo, tonight.
00:05:46Yeah?
00:05:47He caught me.
00:05:48Okay, I don't believe it.
00:05:48200 euro fine.
00:05:50Thank you.
00:05:50No, no, no, no, but...
00:05:51And this floor is disgusting.
00:05:53Palmira, in five minutes in my office.
00:05:55Please.
00:05:56Change.
00:05:56Yes, yes, I'll do it, but listen, it's only a minute.
00:05:59It's true.
00:06:01I mean, damn it, Campillo, Campillo.
00:06:03Random pat-down, come on.
00:06:04No, please don't get involved.
00:06:05Campillo, come here.
00:06:06Come here, you bastard.
00:06:07Go on, you.
00:06:09Do you know I just got a 200 euro fine because of you?
00:06:11I'm getting a little fed up with your whole thing about chasing after gypsies.
00:06:14You look like a street cameraman, damn it.
00:06:16What do you want, man?
00:06:18It would be like asking the coyote not to chase the roadrunner.
00:06:22Campillo, try to get this straight, okay?
00:06:24Look, I took my first steps leaving a police station.
00:06:26If I wanted to, I could rob you right now and you wouldn't even notice.
00:06:30Come on, you bastard, try robbing me, I'm a professional.
00:06:33Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:06:34Hey, do you have the time?
00:06:35Yes, of course, it's the...
00:06:36Oh, no, it's...
00:06:38You son of a bitch!
00:06:38Look, Campillo, I didn't want to go this far, but you leave me no other choice.
00:06:41I'm going to steal what you love most.
00:06:43Your pipe.
00:06:45I bet you the 200 bucks fine that I'll steal it from you before tomorrow without you noticing.
00:06:50account.
00:06:52I accept the challenge.
00:06:53But just so you know, the thing with the watch was an oversight.
00:06:55Now I am on alert.
00:06:56It's impossible for you to steal from me again...
00:06:58It's the same as Talan and me.
00:07:09Yes, Madam Director.
00:07:10I admit that lately everything is dirtier than usual.
00:07:13But of course, I would work much better with a material in good condition.
00:07:17For example, a good feather duster, not this.
00:07:20Furthermore, the problem lies in the Mediterranean climate.
00:07:22There's plenty of sun, but little rain to wash away the dirt.
00:07:25That also plays a role.
00:07:26You are absolutely right, the cleaning team needs a complete overhaul.
00:07:30Yes, baby.
00:07:31In Spain, if you don't cry, you don't get what's coming to you, Mom.
00:07:35And since I'm very busy, I've put Josep in charge of organizing the cleaning department.
00:07:39Look, it's not the Chinese who work for us.
00:07:42Josep as head of cleaning?
00:07:44But all he knows how to clean is butts with his tongue.
00:07:47That's not true.
00:07:49Let me help you, Madam Director.
00:07:51Okay, I know you're all very indignant, blah, blah, blah, uh-huh.
00:07:55But you're going to use that anger to rub even harder.
00:07:59And now, out of my office.
00:08:00Out.
00:08:04You too.
00:08:14Dad, yes, I have everything ready with the investors.
00:08:16Tell me.
00:08:18Sure, I'll do everything you tell me.
00:08:20That?
00:08:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:08:23No way, absolutely not.
00:08:24What about your father?
00:08:25He told them that we are still married.
00:08:27You may be captain of the ship, but you're a bit of a lieutenant when it comes to hearing.
00:08:30Look, two little things.
00:08:32A.
00:08:33No way.
00:08:34Two.
00:08:35I'm engaged, can't you see?
00:08:36But if we want them to invest, we have to look like a normal family and in line with their values.
00:08:40You know they're a bit traditional.
00:08:42Just a little?
00:08:43But let's see if your wedding gift was a trip to Lourdes to see if you'd grow another eye.
00:08:46It's only two days and we can settle the scoundrel's debt.
00:08:49Let's see.
00:08:49Please.
00:08:49Okay, okay, how can I put this, subtly, okay?
00:08:55I'd rather you shove the ship up my ass.
00:08:58I would never ask you for that.
00:09:00Because maybe you'll like it.
00:09:03Loam.
00:09:04Moron.
00:09:06I've told you, haven't I?
00:09:08If the hen laid it, the patch will go away.
00:09:10But how, from the ship?
00:09:11No, from the WhatsApp group.
00:09:12Of course, it doesn't bother you about the ship.
00:09:14You realize that, Gaby.
00:09:15Finally free.
00:09:16Finally free!
00:09:19Well, you're a pain.
00:09:27Attention, attention.
00:09:29From today I am in charge of the cleaning team.
00:09:31Which, by the way, is pretty disgusting for something supposed to be cleaning.
00:09:35Director.
00:09:36Don't bother, Josep.
00:09:37They don't listen to me, they're going to listen to you.
00:09:39Can't you see they're doing their own thing?
00:09:41On behalf of the director, either you listen to me or I'll rip your skin off to make a patch.
00:09:45Line up!
00:09:48Oh well.
00:09:49I'm so sorry, boss.
00:09:50The thing is, the director scares me a lot.
00:09:53The magnanimous director, may the Virgin of Montserrat watch over her, has decided on that button, to trust me.
00:09:59So, from today onwards, there are no more distractions.
00:10:01No magazines allowed outside, no mobile phones, this one and that one.
00:10:04And visits to the bathroom are prohibited unless they are for cleaning.
00:10:07But well, it's unfair.
00:10:09What a bastard.
00:10:10Have you seen Palmyra?
00:10:11It's not that they didn't listen.
00:10:13They lacked a clear leader, like the PSOE, you know.
00:10:16Look, beautiful.
00:10:17You'll be president of Catalonia before you'll be my boss.
00:10:19You understand?
00:10:20Madam Director, Palmis is rebelling.
00:10:22I want to put...
00:10:22No!
00:10:25In 30 seconds, everyone on deck.
00:10:32Maya, I know you're nervous, but stay calm.
00:10:34Yes, I'm sure everything will turn out fine with the Opus Dei people.
00:10:35It's not going to turn out well, daughter, no.
00:10:36No, because I am a divorced and independent woman.
00:10:39For that, I am the devil with a vagina.
00:10:41And you should change your clothes, because to those people you look too revealing.
00:10:44Yes, go ahead and change.
00:10:45Hello, Marga.
00:10:46Damn, what a burden.
00:10:48Yes, this is fine.
00:10:49No, what a cross I have to bear with you.
00:10:51Why are you wearing this?
00:10:53If you're going to receive Opus Dei members, don't go vampire hunting.
00:10:55Take it off.
00:10:55Okay, okay.
00:10:56There they are.
00:10:57Yeah.
00:10:59José María, it's been a while.
00:11:02Paloma, as beautiful as ever.
00:11:04How are you?
00:11:04Did you find the port correctly?
00:11:05The Lord is our guide.
00:11:07Although GPS has also helped.
00:11:10Oh, José María Paloma.
00:11:12Long time no see, huh?
00:11:13I know what you're thinking.
00:11:14I've become quite the businessman.
00:11:16Well, my tentacles reach all the way to the Vatican.
00:11:18Well, I won't say any more.
00:11:19The idea of Francis denouncing pedophilia was mine.
00:11:23Hey, what about Gabriel?
00:11:25Where is the head of the family?
00:11:26Uh, well, Gabriel...
00:11:30Gabriel, well...
00:11:31Hey?
00:11:32You're not going to believe this, but Gabriel and I...
00:11:36Well, Gabriel and I don't...
00:11:37Sorry, sorry for the delay, really.
00:11:40Excuse me, but I just walked past a flower shop and thought...
00:11:43A bouquet of daisies for me, Margarita.
00:11:47As the years go by, it never ceases to amaze me.
00:11:52Well, isn't Macarena with them?
00:11:54Yeah.
00:11:55Well, here it comes.
00:11:58Macarena.
00:11:58Macarena.
00:11:59How are you?
00:12:00Well thank God.
00:12:02And none of their other children are with them?
00:12:05Almudena.
00:12:06Maria, Rocío, Alvaro, Ignacio, Javier, Zoilo.
00:12:10They are currently in Jerusalem for a retreat.
00:12:12Well, we thought Mariano could look after Macarena during our stay.
00:12:17Ah, of course.
00:12:18I'd love to, but I'm busy right now.
00:12:20I dream of refloating the bank.
00:12:21I won't tell you about any more challenges, life already gives me enough.
00:12:25But I can find a little time, yes.
00:12:27And Gabriel and I will be delighted to accompany you during your visit.
00:12:31We've replaced their minibar with a kneeling bench.
00:12:33Otherwise, they will have to go to the chapel.
00:12:35Thank you so much.
00:12:36Come on, come on, come on, Mariano.
00:12:47Madam Director, I've brought you your breakfast.
00:12:50No, no, isn't your mother here?
00:12:51No no.
00:12:52Well, thank goodness, because I'm starving, I swear.
00:12:58You're not going to say anything about this, are you?
00:13:00Oh, please.
00:13:03Hey, by the way, have you seen Campillo?
00:13:05Yes, Campillo, you're saying that because of the gun, right?
00:13:08Well, you're absolutely right.
00:13:12Okay, yes, the joke is really bad, but he shouldn't leave her side, okay?
00:13:21Hello good.
00:13:27Maquino, let's go.
00:13:29Come on, Campillo.
00:13:30So I'm sorry, Ray, but it's impossible for you to take it away from her.
00:13:33Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:13:35Hey, isn't that a beautiful cello?
00:13:37What do you play it with?
00:13:38Well, with the bow.
00:13:40The bow.
00:13:41Oli, Oli, Oli.
00:13:42Hello.
00:13:44Here, go on.
00:13:46No.
00:13:54Oh my god, this is unbearable, even my eyelashes hurt.
00:13:57Look, I'm very sorry, but I resign.
00:13:59I prefer jail, at least there they know what a nail file is.
00:14:01Hey, that Chinese guy is driving me crazy, huh?
00:14:04He didn't even let me stop to pee.
00:14:06By the way, the reception ficus has already been watered.
00:14:10Well, I guess I'll just have to endure it and think about nice things.
00:14:14Armani, Armani.
00:14:16Well, not me, okay?
00:14:17I don't intend to look the other way.
00:14:19Nobody exploits Palmyra, right?
00:14:20I'm talking about a rebellion, a riot, a picket line, a barricade,
00:14:26The only thing the elites understand is a strike.
00:14:31Hang on a minute.
00:14:32Me on strike?
00:14:33Yes, man.
00:14:34And then you'll want me to wear a keffiyeh, won't you?
00:14:36Girls, so you can see that I'm an understanding boss,
00:14:39I've decided that I'm not going to deduct the breaks you take to go to the bathroom.
00:14:43But you guys come to work scared shitless, huh?
00:14:46You're really going to be scared shitless.
00:14:49Count on me.
00:14:51Oh!
00:14:51How nerve-wracking, I'm a leftist.
00:14:53Will we be able to make monotonous cocktails?
00:14:55I've never tried them.
00:15:18Well, I don't know if I'll go to the party at Copacabana, because I'm in a mess here.
00:15:22Russian, drunk?
00:15:22Damn, I'll be there.
00:15:25I'll be there to tell them that the fun isn't in the alcohol, but in themselves.
00:15:28I'm very worried about you Russians.
00:15:30You've had quite the luck with men, haven't you, Marga?
00:15:32A responsible brother, a husband who adores you.
00:15:35You won't complain.
00:15:36Not at all.
00:15:38Not at all.
00:15:39But how can she complain if I love her more every day?
00:15:41And with these little wrinkles, these crow's feet, even with the tummy she has.
00:15:45Thank you, sweetheart.
00:15:47Well, and this is the restaurant at Anchor 2.
00:15:50Here we serve fish so fresh it's practically flapping its wings.
00:15:53Is everything to your liking, sir?
00:15:55The food at Ancla 2 is the best I've had in the Mediterranean.
00:15:59The best.
00:16:01And this is the deck of our ship, which hopefully one day will be yours too.
00:16:07Ah, if the Anchored One had existed in creation, God would have chosen it to rest on the seventh day, wouldn't he?
00:16:12TRUE?
00:16:13The truth is, the views are fabulous, aren't they?
00:16:16Father, may I go? I'm a little tired and I'd like to pray.
00:16:20Could you accompany her? We'd feel much more at ease.
00:16:25Sure, sure. Besides, nothing good can happen after 7 p.m.
00:16:31Come on, Magarena, go dream about angels.
00:16:34Although, for a little angel, what I have right here next to me, right?
00:16:43What the hell?
00:16:55Damn, five greyhounds.
00:17:05Campillo!
00:17:06Wait a minute, stay right there.
00:17:08Hey, sit down here, I'm going to talk to Campillo.
00:17:10Cuter.
00:17:13Campillo, I have a vision for you.
00:17:15I need you to escort Magarena.
00:17:16It's very important for me to be in the Copacabana getting laid for anything.
00:17:21Escort?
00:17:22Don't worry.
00:17:24That's a mission for me.
00:17:28God!
00:17:28God! My gun!
00:17:30It's been stolen!
00:17:31Well, if you find it, bring it to me.
00:17:33And I'll shoot myself with her.
00:17:35And now I have to stay with the shock.
00:17:37Damn, what a plan.
00:17:40But where has he gone?
00:17:42Phew!
00:17:43I was looking for her.
00:17:44No, no, when things go wrong, I'm screwed.
00:17:48Magarena, beautiful, where are you?
00:17:50Fuck!
00:17:51Holy shit, Campillo!
00:17:52But what are you doing there?
00:17:53I'm looking for my gun.
00:17:54It's not here either.
00:17:55By the way, Josete, let's see if we can sweep.
00:17:56Since dust bunnies organize themselves, they're going to take control of the ship.
00:18:01Reception, tell me.
00:18:03As?
00:18:03What, you haven't cleaned your room?
00:18:06Wait, wait.
00:18:07Reception, what's up?
00:18:07Haven't they changed their sheets?
00:18:11Reception?
00:18:12But anyway, they haven't cleaned my room.
00:18:23See how they understand Catalan when they want to?
00:18:27There must be an explanation for all of this.
00:18:33Ah, very good.
00:18:34I'm receiving complaints from all the passengers and you're all just sitting here doing nothing.
00:18:39I'm informing you, boss, that we're on indefinite strike.
00:18:42We have decided to stop your abuses with passive resistance.
00:18:45But if you touch me, you'll get what's coming to you, okay?
00:18:48Okay, well, look.
00:18:49Bravo!
00:18:50Thank you, colleague.
00:18:51Come on, everyone, get to work, you're all lazy.
00:18:53Or as we Catalans would say, some Andalusian women.
00:18:55Well, if you don't want to see us standing still, just turn around and bury your face in the wall again.
00:18:59the director's ass.
00:19:00Because we are protected by the Constitution.
00:19:03The damned Spanish Constitution again.
00:19:05And let it be clear that we, the sarongs...
00:19:07The outcasts.
00:19:08We outcasts aren't going to lift a finger.
00:19:11This is high treason.
00:19:12I'm going to call the principal right now and tell her that you're...
00:19:14Call her, call her, director, right now, yes.
00:19:16What are you going to say to him, huh?
00:19:17That on your first day in office, and with an important visit on the ship,
00:19:20The cleaning staff have gone on strike.
00:19:22Is that what you're going to tell him?
00:19:23There is no mercy for the Chinese, filth.
00:19:25There is no mercy for the Chinese, filth.
00:19:28There is no mercy for the Chinese, filth.
00:19:30No, come on, that's it!
00:19:31Go away, go away!
00:19:32We will not give in to a capitalist pig!
00:19:35Oh no, my money's about to spill out.
00:19:37There is no mercy for the Chinese, filth!
00:19:37There is no mercy!
00:19:39Oh, thank you Karina for being here.
00:19:41Yes, you gave me a fright.
00:19:42Well, I see you're going to bed,
00:19:44I'll leave you with your prayers and may you dream of the little angels.
00:19:46See you later.
00:19:46What angels are you talking about?
00:19:48Wow!
00:19:48I'm getting a little slutty for the Copacabana party.
00:19:52Host!
00:19:53But what?
00:19:54And that miniskirt?
00:19:55Don't raise it any higher, okay?
00:19:56Don't pull it up any higher or your panties will show.
00:19:58Holy shit, it doesn't have any!
00:19:59That little cat has it.
00:20:01Come on, let's go!
00:20:02The problem is that my parents get up at seven in the morning.
00:20:04Holy shit, what are you doing!
00:20:05Okay, then give me a light.
00:20:06But anyway, fire, but...
00:20:07You drink, you smoke, you dress like a slut,
00:20:08But what, you're a normal girl.
00:20:10Clear.
00:20:11What did you think?
00:20:12Are scrapes on the knees therefore from praying so much?
00:20:17There you stay, you bubblegum body.
00:20:18Shh, shh, shh!
00:20:19Where do you think you're going?
00:20:20You're not going to any parties, are you?
00:20:22And what did you tell her about the "chewing gum body" thing?
00:20:23Is it because it's soft or because it's flexible?
00:20:24You said it because you're flexible, right?
00:20:27Shh, shh!
00:20:27Hey!
00:20:28Come here!
00:20:28Holy shit, Macarena!
00:20:30I'm talking to you!
00:20:31Macarena, damn it!
00:20:33Macarena!
00:20:34It was definitely going to run aground.
00:20:35Then I got down on my knees
00:20:36I closed my eyes and said
00:20:38Jesus, I beg you, help us.
00:20:40And hey, thanks to him the ship turned
00:20:41and we managed to save ourselves.
00:20:43Our Lord is all-powerful.
00:20:44Well, in this case I was referring to Jesus, my helmsman.
00:20:47Yes, but who was guiding Jesus, the helmsman?
00:20:50Christ.
00:20:50Christ.
00:20:53Isn't that the passenger from the restaurant?
00:20:54Why is he changing a light bulb?
00:20:57This...
00:20:58Oh no, no, no!
00:20:59Listen, this is one of the activities
00:21:01most in demand here on the ship.
00:21:02These are free DIY courses
00:21:04For the passengers, right?
00:21:06The courses are very good.
00:21:07Very well, sir.
00:21:08Tomorrow we will learn how to make a birdhouse.
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:10Ah, aviary!
00:21:11Excellent!
00:21:14Well, it doesn't surprise me that he's happy.
00:21:15Your boat is in excellent condition.
00:21:18Thanks a lot.
00:21:18Look, this stays between the five of us.
00:21:21But how is five here?
00:21:22Are there only four?
00:21:24Ah!
00:21:24And he, and he.
00:21:27I still need to talk to my partners,
00:21:29But everything points to us doing business together.
00:21:31Oh, really!
00:21:32This is truly great news.
00:21:34Thank you so much.
00:21:35Okay, we'll talk about investments tomorrow.
00:21:37Yeah.
00:21:37Now you all rest, I'm going back to my cabin.
00:21:40Good evening, Gabriel.
00:21:41Good night.
00:21:41Good evening, gentlemen.
00:21:42Come on, everyone to your prayers.
00:21:44Good evening, Marga.
00:21:44Good night.
00:21:46Ah!
00:21:47But what?
00:21:47What am I saying, Marga?
00:21:49Tell me.
00:21:50We slept together.
00:21:51But in separate beds.
00:21:52Exactly.
00:21:53Now that nobody can hear us.
00:21:54We've always thought, haven't we, darling?
00:21:56That sex, if it's not for procreation,
00:21:58That's rude, isn't it?
00:22:00Absolutely.
00:22:00It doesn't make sense.
00:22:01Good night.
00:22:02Gabriel, thank you.
00:22:04Fuck.
00:22:05What tension.
00:22:07Hey, hey, you're a good actor, aren't you?
00:22:09It's many years of training.
00:22:11Okay, I'll stay for ten minutes and then I'm leaving.
00:22:12I have arranged to bring my Saint Teresa to ecstasy.
00:22:15No way, huh?
00:22:16If they don't see us together, screw the investment.
00:22:19These two days, the periscope is down.
00:22:21Fuck.
00:22:22Okay, I'll stay.
00:22:22But I'll take the bed, okay?
00:22:23I'm the captain, I need to rest my eyes.
00:22:25Yes, but I own this cabin
00:22:27and I don't share my bed with anyone.
00:22:28Okay, okay, calm down.
00:22:29I'm staying on the sofa.
00:22:30And in the end, I've got the hang of it.
00:22:32Don't you see I spent half of my marriage here?
00:22:34Ah, speaking of our marriage.
00:22:35I'm going to the minibar.
00:22:37Yeah.
00:22:38Let's see what he has there.
00:22:41Damn, let's see.
00:22:44Look, it's a burgundy from Sato Boliñón.
00:22:46What do you want, a prize for knowing how to read?
00:22:48No, man, this is the wine we drank in Paris, don't you remember?
00:22:54Yes, man.
00:22:55Don't you remember?
00:22:58We were having dinner at that cute restaurant.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:02And we drank all the bottles of Sato Boliñón.
00:23:04Damn, then you wanted to do it at the Arc de Triomphe.
00:23:07The triumph would have been being able to do something about the drunkenness we both had.
00:23:12Hey, no, no, no, because then at the hotel...
00:23:14Yes, at the hotel.
00:23:16Yes, at the hotel, at the Olala Hotel.
00:23:19And nine months later, Olivia was born.
00:23:21Oh, yes, do you remember?
00:23:21You wanted to be called Carlota.
00:23:23Yeah?
00:23:24Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:23:25Well, you were right, weren't you?
00:23:26Because now I like Olivia much more.
00:23:28No, well, I like Carlota now.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:32Look, if we had had a second daughter, we would have named her Carlota.
00:23:37And we would have agreed for once in our lives.
00:23:56Don't you get it?
00:23:57No, no, no, no, no, I can't wait.
00:24:00Marvinito?
00:24:01Come on.
00:24:15Look, Macarena, I didn't think I'd say this to a drunk woman, but it's time to
00:24:20Stop drinking and go to your cabin.
00:24:22Come on, shut up, you bubblegum body.
00:24:24Curly-haired girls.
00:24:24So, are they going to have to start bailing out the boat, or is it just me who's wet?
00:24:30Nice try, girl, but I grew up on the streets.
00:24:32I'm not so easily shocked.
00:24:34Oh, no?
00:24:34No.
00:24:35Not even if you...
00:24:40Oh, you did all that by yourself?
00:24:43Well, I was shocked, man.
00:24:47Gypsy.
00:24:48Enough with the games.
00:24:49You have three seconds to give me back the gun.
00:24:51One, two, two and a half, two and three-quarters.
00:24:57Give it back to me, please!
00:24:59I'm sorry, Campillo, I can't give you the gun, but you're in luck, because I'm going to give you
00:25:03a clue.
00:25:05Clue on the ship.
00:25:07Very funny.
00:25:08Bubblegum body, you win.
00:25:11I'll have the last one and I'm outta here.
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:13Take, recitos.
00:25:14Yours is served with lots of love.
00:25:15Thank you very much, but no, no, I can't see at work.
00:25:18That would be like stealing office supplies.
00:25:20I'm your boss and you drink.
00:25:22Come on, let's go downtown.
00:25:24Okay, there, cheers.
00:25:29Have a good time.
00:25:30Damn, what a cheap bottle.
00:25:32Is this what we serve on the ship?
00:25:33What are you saying?
00:25:34It's very tasty.
00:25:35It reminds me of the punch my mother makes for...
00:25:38Like milk, where no drugs have been put in the drink.
00:25:40No, I don't think it's drugs.
00:25:42For free?
00:25:42No.
00:25:58Damn, definitely...
00:26:01For someone who hates fishing, you've caught a nice hake, huh?
00:26:04I'm doing very well.
00:26:05Yeah, you look great.
00:26:07Come here.
00:26:08Come here.
00:26:09Wait, wait.
00:26:10I can finally see double.
00:26:13Shut up, shut up.
00:26:15How exciting!
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:18Look, walk.
00:26:19Path.
00:26:19Bro, turn on the light.
00:26:21I'm going to turn it on now.
00:26:23I'll wait for you.
00:26:24Shut up already, you idiot.
00:26:25Come on.
00:26:26How are you, Marga?
00:26:27Go on, bring the cup.
00:26:29I'll keep it for you.
00:26:30Bring milk.
00:26:30But not the cup, not the cup, it's mine, I earned it myself.
00:26:34Yes, I'll give it to you later.
00:26:36Go on, go on, go on.
00:26:37You killed me a little.
00:26:38Here it goes.
00:26:42Excuse me, Marga, you know where it is.
00:26:44Gabriel?
00:26:45Unfaithful, disgusting, adulterous.
00:26:47He says adulterer, country bumpkin.
00:26:50Ah, so they recognize him, huh?
00:26:51Well, take your ring.
00:26:56Okay, I'll give it to you another time.
00:26:59No shouting here, okay?
00:27:01This is not the proclamation of your town.
00:27:03Be quiet.
00:27:03Let's see, we're just pretending to be married for the investors.
00:27:07Ah, those from the PUS.
00:27:08Oh, and where are the PUS members?
00:27:10Let's see, let's see.
00:27:12Will they be here?
00:27:13Oops!
00:27:14The PUS people aren't here.
00:27:15Where are the PUS members?
00:27:17Will they be here?
00:27:19Is everything alright?
00:27:21We were nearing the end of the rosary when we heard screams.
00:27:24Shouting?
00:27:25Here?
00:27:26Oh, no.
00:27:26We were doing Aquagym.
00:27:28She was telling us about a new relaxation program she has, a yoga program.
00:27:31And of course, since she's from Andalusia, she immediately gets all flamenco-like.
00:27:33Oh, really?
00:27:34Well, don't worry.
00:27:35This flamenco dancer should stop arguing and leave.
00:27:38This flamenco dancer still has a little bit of dignity left.
00:27:42Are you OK?
00:27:44Tiber, come.
00:27:46This girl is a bit odd, isn't she?
00:27:48Exotic, rather.
00:27:50Well, then...
00:27:51See you tomorrow.
00:27:53Good night.
00:27:54God willing.
00:28:00Mariano, die.
00:28:02Mariano.
00:28:30Mariano.
00:28:34To Karena.
00:28:36Yere?
00:28:40Teresita.
00:28:41Campillo.
00:28:46Campillo?
00:28:48Campillo?
00:28:53But what are you doing in my bed?
00:28:57No, no, no, don't think that, boss, don't think that, it's impossible.
00:28:59But of course, I admire him.
00:29:01Maybe I got carried away.
00:29:03Do you think that you and I...?
00:29:05What are you saying? What are you saying?
00:29:06Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:29:08There is no indication that makes us think otherwise.
00:29:13Oh, God.
00:29:14Oh, God.
00:29:15That's a sign.
00:29:18An abused clue.
00:29:20Disgusting!
00:29:21Wait, no, no, one moment.
00:29:22I like women.
00:29:24Also, I was breastfeeding from my mother until twelve o'clock.
00:29:27Shut up, shut up!
00:29:28Let's focus on what's important.
00:29:30Who blew on the back of the neck and who bit the pillow?
00:29:35Maria, are you going to have breakfast?
00:29:36Already.
00:29:37And now this?
00:29:39Yes, yes.
00:29:41I'm here with the guys from Lopus.
00:29:43Let's see.
00:29:43With Dad's blessed friends.
00:29:46And may God bless the muffin you're going to dip.
00:29:49That.
00:29:50I'll be down in five minutes.
00:29:52Damn, I don't have to go see the investors.
00:29:54Come on, let's go, let's go.
00:29:55Well, he doesn't need me for anything anymore.
00:29:56Well, that's how it is.
00:29:56So I'm leaving, okay?
00:30:00Well, no kisses, just goodbye.
00:30:14Host.
00:30:17But what the hell?
00:30:20Damn, this is no way to start a revolution.
00:30:23You!
00:30:26You're Palmyra, aren't you?
00:30:27Yes, Campillo, heavy.
00:30:28What do you want?
00:30:28The gypsy hid my gun.
00:30:30You didn't see him cleaning, did you?
00:30:31I?
00:30:32But haven't you heard that we're on a cleaning strike?
00:30:34You look terrible, don't you?
00:30:36What did you do last night?
00:30:38Nothing, nothing.
00:30:38That's what's happening to you, you're not doing anything.
00:30:40Do you know what would be best for you?
00:30:42To have sex a little more.
00:30:43That?
00:30:44This man is in a terrible state.
00:30:47Oh, they leave me alone.
00:30:54I'll kill him, okay?
00:30:56What the hell do you want, you little shit?
00:30:58Josep, you can't come in here, okay, Josep?
00:31:00Calm down, Palmira.
00:31:01It's a courtesy visit.
00:31:03I wanted to make you an offer you can't refuse.
00:31:06But what's your deal now?
00:31:07From the godfather?
00:31:07Rather, deceit, Pujol.
00:31:10Listen, I know you're the real ringleader of this whole strike.
00:31:13I have something that could relieve all this tension.
00:31:16Come on, I wouldn't even think about it with you, not a chance, okay?
00:31:18Although I admit I have a certain curiosity.
00:31:20Is it as smooth down there as it is up there?
00:31:23I was talking about a salary increase, Palmi.
00:31:25But seriously, what did you think?
00:31:26I may be a maid, but I can boast about having clean hands, you know?
00:31:30Sure?
00:31:31Because in this note I have written a juicy amount.
00:31:36We repair windshields at your home, reason, Rafael.
00:31:39On the other hand, on the other hand.
00:31:42Salary increase of 25%.
00:31:44What do you think?
00:31:45Look at how I look.
00:31:47Look, huh?
00:31:48Wow!
00:31:48You think I'm going to betray my team for a measly 25%? You're sorely mistaken.
00:31:52You're already talking!
00:31:53Come on!
00:31:55Although we can start talking from 30 onwards.
00:32:03Well, I'm here now.
00:32:05Please excuse the delay.
00:32:07I had to shower three times because I felt dirty.
00:32:10Well, the seawater, the salt, makes you sticky and it's not comfortable.
00:32:15Mariano.
00:32:17Gabi.
00:32:18Mariano.
00:32:19Daisy.
00:32:20No, Mariano.
00:32:22Gabi, I don't know, I don't get the game.
00:32:24Mariano, take off your hat to sit at the table.
00:32:33Paloma, have you tried the cinnamon biscuits?
00:32:38The hair!
00:32:39The lifeguard who added too much chlorine to the pool.
00:32:41Now that I've fired him, Marga, you know I can't stand any nonsense on the ship.
00:32:45Who was the mint for?
00:32:46For me.
00:32:47Well, it'll stay here.
00:32:49You, and you, come with me for a moment, please.
00:32:52Excuse me.
00:32:53Excuse me.
00:32:57Can you tell me why I have Lucía Bosé and Macul and Culkin here?
00:33:00We don't remember, because we took a lot of drugs last night.
00:33:03That?
00:33:03But unintentionally, because Macarina didn't give it to her.
00:33:06That girl is the devil, Marga.
00:33:07Tell your cousin.
00:33:08If he's not going to believe us.
00:33:09Who is that girl?
00:33:10Did he drug you?
00:33:11Yes, because you see her like a nun, but then when nobody's looking, she smokes, drinks,
00:33:15It transforms, it's like a chameleon and it doesn't wear maragas.
00:33:18Tell your cousin.
00:33:18If he's not going to believe us.
00:33:20Oh, Mariano, haven't I seen you since last night?
00:33:22Dis, dis.
00:33:23When we went together to pray.
00:33:25You whore.
00:33:26Pray, says the cynic, but that's the mother for the virazo, Marga.
00:33:30Tell your cousin.
00:33:30If he doesn't believe us.
00:33:32Apologize to him right now.
00:33:33Never.
00:33:34You can't force me.
00:33:35Apologize to him.
00:33:35No.
00:33:37Ask for forgiveness.
00:33:39Ask for forgiveness.
00:33:40Sorry, Macarena.
00:33:42And you get that crap out of your hair.
00:33:44Already.
00:33:45One shock at a time doesn't come out.
00:33:51What drug didn't you give yesterday?
00:33:52That's great.
00:33:53I don't remember anything.
00:33:54My head hurts.
00:33:55My breath smells like a dog, dude.
00:33:56And what's worse, Campillo already left me.
00:33:59Oh really?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:00You too?
00:34:02What do you mean, me too?
00:34:05Sorry.
00:34:06Have you seen it?
00:34:07It's the last photo I have of her.
00:34:09If you see him, let me know, okay?
00:34:11I'm devastated.
00:34:12Well, well.
00:34:13And who are you?
00:34:15Campillo.
00:34:16Ignacio Campillo.
00:34:17Well, you should call yourself Moses.
00:34:19Because you've got me burning up.
00:34:21Doing?
00:34:22On my boat?
00:34:22That?
00:34:23Don't worry.
00:34:24Come on, come here.
00:34:25I'm going to take away your sorrows.
00:34:27Do you want a candy?
00:34:28My mother told me not to accept candy from strangers, you know?
00:34:33It has a strange aftertaste.
00:34:34Where was the coffee shop?
00:34:35Caffeine makes me feel really jittery.
00:34:39Gypsy!
00:34:39You look like an Indian autogenous being.
00:34:41Where's my gun?
00:34:42If you're looking for a gun.
00:34:44I see a good pair of blunderbusses here.
00:34:46Okay, so what?
00:34:48Shall we have a threesome?
00:34:49No, no, no.
00:34:50What are you going to do?
00:34:50I like another one.
00:34:51Besides, I've always found the whole Trinity thing a bit confusing.
00:34:58I heard trio.
00:34:59I'm up for the threesome.
00:35:00I'm in, gorgeous.
00:35:03Excuse me, miss.
00:35:03But I'm very traditional.
00:35:05So if you would be so kind as to let go of my penis,
00:35:08I'm going to my cabin now.
00:35:09I put on the...
00:35:14That's it, that's it!
00:35:15Wait, buddy, I'm signing up too.
00:35:18I'm going to put the pirida in!
00:35:27Come on, buddy.
00:35:28This has to be a tiki-taka.
00:35:31Leave me alone for a bit.
00:35:33I'm ordering you to do it, I'm your boss.
00:35:34Okay, fine.
00:35:36You finish.
00:35:37And then it's my turn.
00:35:38And there's no need to get overwhelmed.
00:35:39Meanwhile, I'm going to rest my eyes a little.
00:35:43Let me know when it's my turn to go in, okay?
00:35:49So, you and him, but not you and me...
00:35:53Damn, you may have woken me up.
00:35:55One moment.
00:35:56So, that means that...
00:35:59Oh my God, thank you, thank you.
00:36:05Oh, girls.
00:36:06I come in Chapolo.
00:36:07I have some bad news to share.
00:36:09What happened?
00:36:10I've just come from the director's office and we have to suspend the strike.
00:36:13That?
00:36:14Look, it hurts me as much as anyone else, you know?
00:36:16But he's fired one of ours.
00:36:17Well, we're all here, right?
00:36:19No, woman, how awful, that little one.
00:36:20Who?
00:36:21What's it called?
00:36:24Yes, Roventa.
00:36:25She was a cleaning machine.
00:36:27Roventa?
00:36:28Well, since she's Polish, she didn't talk much.
00:36:29Maybe that's why it doesn't ring a bell.
00:36:30The name sounds familiar, but I can't place it.
00:36:33Anyway, poor Roventa sent me a WhatsApp message
00:36:36Sending us lots of kisses from Russia.
00:36:38But she wasn't Polish.
00:36:39And Russian too, since she has dual nationality.
00:36:42In short, what it's telling us is not to take any more risks for her.
00:36:45and that we stop the strike so that there are no more layoffs.
00:36:48I think we owe it to them, you know?
00:36:49No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
00:36:51Girls, don't give up, okay?
00:36:53Did Kate Moss give up when she was caught snorting cocaine?
00:36:55No.
00:36:56And she was on the cover of Vogue again.
00:36:57But why are you bringing up Kate Moss now?
00:36:59We're risking our jobs, woman.
00:37:02I don't care.
00:37:03What do you mean you don't care?
00:37:03Yes, I don't care.
00:37:04You taught me that for the elite to listen to you
00:37:07We need to set up a picket line, a strike, a loot.
00:37:09Riot!
00:37:10That too.
00:37:11So, girls, all with me.
00:37:14Roventa, listen, we continue with your fight.
00:37:17Roventa, listen, we continue with your fight.
00:37:21Roventa, listen, we continue with your fight.
00:37:24Capillo, Capillo, I was looking for you.
00:37:26Great news, we didn't end up sleeping together.
00:37:29As?
00:37:29So, you went off to be the crazy one while I was asleep high.
00:37:32Yeah!
00:37:33Hello good.
00:37:33Move along, move along.
00:37:34That's great news, boss!
00:37:36You have no idea what a weight has been lifted off my shoulders!
00:37:37And me, me!
00:37:38Although I must say that if I were gay, I can't think of a better person to be with...
00:37:42Hush, hush!
00:37:43Shut up!
00:37:45By the way, boss, nice hair, it highlights the blue of your eyes.
00:37:50All of this said from the most unwavering heterosexual perspective.
00:37:52Come on, get it hot!
00:37:56Mix the dye with the ammonia and apply to the base.
00:38:00Next, take some aluminum foil.
00:38:02Silver paper?
00:38:03Come on, don't mess with me.
00:38:04What is this?
00:38:04To dye your hair or to smoke a joint, damn it?
00:38:07Gypsy!
00:38:09What, you've become gay?
00:38:11Damn, gypsy and faggot.
00:38:13Sometimes God takes advantage.
00:38:14Hey Campillo, the hair thing is a joke.
00:38:17Very good.
00:38:18Give me back the gun or I'll punch you...
00:38:20Or I'll just hit you!
00:38:22Very good.
00:38:23Do you want your gun?
00:38:24Well, you know what you have to do, Campillo.
00:38:27Alright.
00:38:28Here's your 200 euros fine.
00:38:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Campillo, you haven't understood me.
00:38:32I don't want your money.
00:38:34All I want is for you to apologize and promise me that you will never suspect me again.
00:38:38because I'm a Gypsy.
00:38:40And that's it.
00:38:41Alright.
00:38:42Excellent?
00:38:45The...
00:38:47Good.
00:38:48Well, yes, yes.
00:38:50Sing a little bit there, come on, come on, come on.
00:38:51Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:38:52Come on, there, Campillo.
00:38:54What you want is to deceive me and take the 200 euros from me.
00:38:57Very good.
00:38:59Well, there's no excuse.
00:39:02There is no gun.
00:39:03Hey, take it off.
00:39:04Wait, I need it!
00:39:05Gypsy!
00:39:06Gypsy!
00:39:08Gypsy!
00:39:12Well, even though it's a bit silly, the truth is that I even think I look handsome.
00:39:16That's interesting.
00:39:18Very Nordic.
00:39:19Look.
00:39:20Mariano the Viking.
00:39:21Hey!
00:39:22What's up, Rubiales?
00:39:31Get out of here.
00:39:32He's challenging you, Satan.
00:39:32Hush, hush!
00:39:33I need your help, bubblegum body.
00:39:35Look, I'm not going to help you with anything.
00:39:37And the "chewing gum body" thing, the first 32 times it was funny, but she gets tiresome.
00:39:40Oh, come on, I've arranged to meet my friends.
00:39:42Look, it's very easy.
00:39:43You lower me.
00:39:44Lore takes me by motorbike to Adenia and from there I catch a ferry to Ibiza.
00:39:47I'm going to have a big party at Space and tomorrow, after the after-party, I'm coming.
00:39:50If nothing can go wrong.
00:39:51No!
00:39:52I'll tell you one more thing: don't drug me again.
00:39:54I have a tick on my eye, which I didn't have before.
00:39:56Ah, well, that's great.
00:39:57I'll call my father and tell him,
00:39:59Daddy, Mariano showed me his little thing.
00:40:01And goodbye investment.
00:40:03How clever and how mean.
00:40:05Okay, fine, I'll help you.
00:40:06And if you want, I'll show you my thing.
00:40:09No way.
00:40:10And I didn't want to either, look at this.
00:40:17Hello, Wilmer.
00:40:19Wow, you're so handsome, dude.
00:40:21I wish there was one of these carts so I could escape from the Christian camp.
00:40:23Yes, but lower your head with some crooks.
00:40:26Mariano.
00:40:27It wasn't me!
00:40:28Ah!
00:40:39Mariano, tell me that little stain over there is just a bit of ketchup on the tablecloth, come on.
00:40:43Yes, yes.
00:40:44Yeah?
00:40:44Yes, yes.
00:40:46Hey, no!
00:40:50That's great, Olivia, can't you see?
00:40:53Nice, happy, I even think he's handsome.
00:40:56I'm talking about José María.
00:40:57Yes, yes, but I asked you if you wanted white or red wine.
00:41:00Look, look, stop making things up already, okay?
00:41:03And go to the apple orchard for cutlery.
00:41:04You're overwhelming me with so much innuendo.
00:41:06Go away.
00:41:08What are you doing there, you rascal?
00:41:10Nothing, I'll look for my weapon.
00:41:12My twin, who is Tere.
00:41:14That's why I say "my weapon," because I speak in Andalusian, like her.
00:41:17Goodbye, sweetheart.
00:41:22Oh, what a face.
00:41:23Has something happened?
00:41:24Hey?
00:41:24Is there anything you don't like?
00:41:27I can't change it immediately.
00:41:28What is it?
00:41:28The spa, the gym, the direction.
00:41:30We docked at his house.
00:41:31No, no, don't worry.
00:41:32Everything is fantastic.
00:41:33Paloma is a little worried about Macarena.
00:41:35I haven't seen her for almost an hour.
00:41:37Let's see if it's been lost.
00:41:38Oh, no.
00:41:38The same thing happened to me with the bridge keys.
00:41:41And in the end they had fallen into the sea.
00:41:45Peaceful.
00:41:46I'm sure it's okay.
00:41:47I was with Mariano.
00:41:48Macarena.
00:41:50Macarena.
00:41:51Damn, damn.
00:41:52It just can't be.
00:41:54So, what's up, cousin?
00:41:55Can you help me carry her to the cabin?
00:41:56I hope this helps, Mariano.
00:41:57Have you seen what you've done?
00:41:58This girl is unconscious, damn it.
00:41:59I'm not putting my fingerprints there.
00:42:01This is an accomplice with aggravating circumstances.
00:42:03I learned this during my studies.
00:42:05So, you're not helping me.
00:42:06No.
00:42:07You're not helping me.
00:42:07No.
00:42:07Nothing.
00:42:08No.
00:42:08Okay.
00:42:08Very good.
00:42:09Very good.
00:42:09Okay.
00:42:10What if I call my father and tell him?
00:42:13Daddy, a bad gypsy threw the investors' daughter down the stairs.
00:42:18Damn, what a bastard.
00:42:19And how clever you are.
00:42:21Okay, fine.
00:42:22But I'm only helping you because you're not dead, okay?
00:42:24Quickly, quickly.
00:42:27You in front and me behind, like this.
00:42:29Come on.
00:42:34This...
00:42:35No, no, don't worry.
00:42:36If I am here illegally.
00:42:39Fuck.
00:42:41Damn, it's been a bit of a struggle.
00:42:43Okay, fine.
00:42:44Glow.
00:42:50This...
00:42:51What the hell?
00:42:57Marga, whenever you want.
00:42:59Ah, very kind of you.
00:43:03I meant to bless.
00:43:05Is it that the table isn't blessed here?
00:43:10Of course, it is blessed.
00:43:14Bless, O Lord, the four corners of my table, Hail Mary Most Pure, in heaven as it is in the
00:43:22sea, and may God, what he has joined together, let no man separate.
00:43:26Amen.
00:43:27Amen.
00:43:29Curious sentence, Marga.
00:43:32Well guys, I've been talking to my partners earlier and I can finally give you an answer.
00:43:37Oh, really?
00:43:38We've decided... Is this canapé made with mini salad?
00:43:42Which canapé? This one?
00:43:43Yes, it's a salad. Here, canapé, take a napkin so you don't get messy.
00:43:47He said he had decided, what?
00:43:49Excellent.
00:43:50Excellent.
00:43:51Well, as I was saying...
00:43:52That?
00:43:52That my partners and I have chosen...
00:43:54Good evening. I'm Teresa Pérez.
00:43:57Oh, no, no.
00:43:58Alias Tere. Well, I imagine you've already been told who I am.
00:44:00Yes, of course. She's the teacher from Ocayí. But please excuse us, we're in the middle of a meeting.
00:44:07But you haven't said who I am.
00:44:08I forgot to mention that she's also the sommelier.
00:44:11The sommi what?
00:44:12Well, sommelier, she's very technical with the nomenclature of things.
00:44:16Besides, this wine, 2001, right? You're absolutely right.
00:44:18This is a really bad year for wine. 9/11, all of that stuff.
00:44:212010 is more appropriate. We won the World Cup with the national team, right?
00:44:24Let's find one from that year, come on. Let's go to the cellar. Come with me.
00:44:27My husband is a sybarite with the blood of Christ.
00:44:29Well, I was saying that I had decided...
00:44:34Invest in Anchor 2.
00:44:36Ah! And how much? How happy am I?
00:44:39Yes, me too.
00:44:40But now, with your permission, I'm going to call Macarena because I'm a little worried.
00:44:44Sure, sure.
00:44:46The facts are as follows.
00:44:48I was pushing the cart, I threw her down the stairs.
00:44:50Therefore, we deduce that Raimundo was to blame.
00:44:54What are you saying? What are you saying?
00:44:56Well, forget it. If Campillo's going to blame me anyway.
00:44:59Gypsy, you are accused of first-degree car murder.
00:45:02Stand against the wall or I'll be forced to...
00:45:06Tell me where my gun is!
00:45:07And you stop with the little guns, you're in this up to your neck.
00:45:10Why me?
00:45:11Because?
00:45:11Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
00:45:14Aha!
00:45:15Your fingerprints are on the body.
00:45:16You are an accomplice with aggravating circumstances.
00:45:17He told me.
00:45:24Boss, your mobile phone is ringing.
00:45:26It's on my ringtone.
00:45:27If I have Juelo Iglesias...
00:45:28And you know it.
00:45:30No, damn it, no, it's his, it's his, fuck it.
00:45:35It's Mother Macarena, what do I do?
00:45:37That?
00:45:37What the hell is this, what do I do?
00:45:39That?
00:45:39What I do?
00:45:43Campillo, it was enough to hang up.
00:45:46But what's going on?
00:45:50Damn, it takes him ten minutes to read one page.
00:45:54Hey, you're still on the other side too.
00:45:56Clear.
00:45:59Do you hear that?
00:46:01No.
00:46:02That?
00:46:02They look like saucepans.
00:46:04No, that's a surprise we had for you.
00:46:09We have hired Mayumana.
00:46:10Surprise!
00:46:12I'm going to meet them.
00:46:17Josep, what's that noise?
00:46:19Nothing, Your Excellency the Director.
00:46:21A slight setback.
00:46:22I'm on it.
00:46:24Oh, Tortero, put an end to this insurrection, now!
00:46:29Palmi, say something to them!
00:46:30What's happening?
00:46:31Okay, girls, I have an idea.
00:46:33Look, why don't we have a strike, but a Japanese one?
00:46:35Which is the same thing, but the reverse.
00:46:37So, we cleaned everything, we left everything spotless, like crazy, like it was made of gold, right?
00:46:41They can all go to hell, huh?
00:46:43What do you think?
00:46:43Well, it seems to us that...
00:46:46They're out of control!
00:46:47Palmira, I didn't raise your salary for this.
00:46:49What are you saying?
00:46:50Stop it! I didn't raise your salary for nothing!
00:46:52I hear you!
00:46:53Stop this already! I didn't give you a raise to...
00:46:59Have you been bribed?
00:47:02What's a union these days without a little bit of corruption, huh?
00:47:09Tere, Tere, Tere, listen to me!
00:47:11Leave me alone, you liar!
00:47:12If you like it so much more, keep it.
00:47:15What nonsense!
00:47:16And I had gotten a tattoo with your name?
00:47:21But this is poorly written.
00:47:23Yeah?
00:47:23It doesn't matter.
00:47:24Look, listen to me, I'm doing this for us.
00:47:26If the people from Lopus sign, Marga will leave the ship and it will just be you and me left alone.
00:47:31TRUE?
00:47:31Clear!
00:47:32Oh, my Gaby!
00:47:34My warehouse is soaked and I want to reconcile myself in a bunch of positions.
00:47:38Oh, what...
00:47:39No, leave me alone.
00:47:44Mother of beautiful love.
00:47:48Did you accept a bribe to stop the strike?
00:47:52But you will be...
00:47:54You will be...
00:47:55Endive!
00:47:56Scab.
00:47:57I don't care!
00:47:58The point is that you sold us out for a few measly euros.
00:48:01Very good.
00:48:02Lots of talk about labor rights, huh?
00:48:04And of dignity.
00:48:05But then, you were quick to put your hand behind my back.
00:48:07It's all fake, huh?
00:48:09Except...
00:48:09Except for a few minor things.
00:48:10It hasn't actually been an increase.
00:48:12It was a delayed simulation.
00:48:14That's what it was.
00:48:15Oh, my mother!
00:48:16But I'm already talking like Cospedal.
00:48:19Well, the pot-banging firework display is over.
00:48:21La Palma and I demand that you sign your surrender.
00:48:25You know what I'm saying, Josep?
00:48:27Don't count on me.
00:48:31As it says on the channel!
00:48:33Yes, yes, I'll sing, I'll sing.
00:48:35Catalan-oriented!
00:48:36Fuck you anyway!
00:48:39Catalan-oriented!
00:48:40Fuck you anyway!
00:48:42Catalan-oriented!
00:48:48You, go crazy!
00:48:49Pull, pull, pull!
00:48:50Mariano!
00:48:51Mariano!
00:48:54Mariano!
00:48:55Yeah!
00:48:56Good morning, Paloma.
00:48:58And isn't Sabancha a dead ringer for Saint Jude Thaddeus?
00:49:01Please!
00:49:02Do you think I'm stupid?
00:49:03Well, it's pretty close, I don't know, it has a similar feel.
00:49:06Stop talking nonsense!
00:49:07I know perfectly well what you're hiding from me.
00:49:10Alright.
00:49:13It was Raimundo.
00:49:14That?
00:49:15That?
00:49:16You too?
00:49:17You?
00:49:17Gabriel?
00:49:19Gabriel?
00:49:21But what does the captain have to do with all this?
00:49:23Well, everything.
00:49:24Or what are we talking about?
00:49:25Good question.
00:49:26What are we talking about?
00:49:28That.
00:49:28What are we talking about?
00:49:29What are we talking about, Paloma?
00:49:31Gabriel, whom I caught having sex with the teacher from Coallín.
00:49:34This ship is Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:49:36Ah, yes.
00:49:39We're done.
00:49:39Gabriel.
00:49:40Contere.
00:49:41Forgive him, sir, for he knows not who he is doing this to.
00:49:43I'll talk to Paloma.
00:49:46By the way, have you seen my daughter?
00:49:48To your daughter?
00:49:49Ah, you have a big butt.
00:49:53There!
00:49:54Every time I see you!
00:49:56Gypsies!
00:49:57He has a knack for it.
00:49:59Jealous bitch!
00:50:02Let's see, Campi, let's see if he's gone.
00:50:05Good.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:07Well, we need water and a sponge cake with sugar.
00:50:10To wake her up?
00:50:11No, damn it, with all this hustle and bustle I haven't had a snack.
00:50:13But yes, it's there for her too.
00:50:15Go to the machine.
00:50:16No, no, no, not the machine.
00:50:18And why not?
00:50:20Hey...
00:50:21Because the water in the machine is cold and you catch a cold with just a little blow.
00:50:24Thank you so much for worrying about me.
00:50:26Nothing.
00:50:27Moment.
00:50:28You never care about me.
00:50:30Clear.
00:50:31You don't want it to go to the machine because the water is in the machine.
00:50:35Come on, Campillo, even she, who is unconscious, has realized that the gun is in the machine.
00:50:40The gun is in the machine, I'm great at solving cases.
00:50:43Come on.
00:50:44When you came, I was having a good time, and I didn't run out of things to talk about anymore.
00:50:48Strike! Strike! Strike!
00:50:49Girls, girls, girls!
00:50:50What are we?
00:50:51Cuteness!
00:50:53What do we do?
00:50:54A strike!
00:50:55What do we want?
00:50:56All the best!
00:50:58I have everything, thank you.
00:51:00Well, that... we'll work that out later, okay?
00:51:02But Josep Lluís...
00:51:04Josep Lluís is going to lose his hair.
00:51:06That is!
00:51:07Stay right there!
00:51:08Oh, please.
00:51:09Tell me you're not going to Panorama and I'll check the signature.
00:51:11Girls!
00:51:12To the restaurant!
00:51:13No, no, no, please.
00:51:13We're going to negotiate.
00:51:15What's the fuss about?
00:51:16I'm in the middle of signing.
00:51:18Who the hell is yelling "strike"?
00:51:20No, they're shouting "strike."
00:51:22They are a group of people from Nube.
00:51:23Do you really think I lose brain mass through my eye hole?
00:51:27Okay, yes, they're shouting "strike."
00:51:29I'm not convinced about the cleaning women, Madam Director.
00:51:31You don't care.
00:51:32Do whatever it takes, but don't let them near the viewpoint.
00:51:34We are!
00:51:35Okay.
00:51:36Girls, girls!
00:51:37For the sake of your holy Mary, help me.
00:51:39The director is firing me and I'll have to go on unemployment, which is very Spanish.
00:51:42Well, you should have thought about that before firing Roventa.
00:51:44Who?
00:51:45Oh, I forgot to tell you that I made that up too.
00:51:46Oh, so you haven't fired her?
00:51:49It doesn't exist.
00:51:50Can't you see that Roventa is a female vacuum cleaner?
00:51:52How are they going to fire her?
00:51:53What do you want from me?
00:51:55More breaks?
00:51:56More flexible hours?
00:51:58Free bamboo noodles from La Meba Mara restaurant?
00:52:00Bah, but for God's sake, what do you want?
00:52:07Have you finished reading yet, or do you need more time?
00:52:10Well, whatever it takes.
00:52:11Everything seems to be in order.
00:52:12Good.
00:52:13Let's proceed with the signing.
00:52:17No!
00:52:18We're leaving, José María.
00:52:20Now.
00:52:21But what? Why?
00:52:22What happened?
00:52:22It's because of Maria, no. I did it for her.
00:52:24I have had your dismissal written since I arrived.
00:52:26We're not going to sign anything, honey.
00:52:28They're not the married couple we thought they were.
00:52:30But what happened?
00:52:31That she is unfaithful to Gabriel.
00:52:32That?
00:52:32Is he sleeping with someone else?
00:52:34Did you know something?
00:52:35I didn't know anything.
00:52:36Well, now you know.
00:52:37We're not going to entrust our money to a couple who lie to each other so much.
00:52:40Well, yes, I did know that.
00:52:41Yes, I knew it.
00:52:42I knew that years ago, okay?
00:52:43Before we got divorced.
00:52:45Did you say you're divorced?
00:52:47No.
00:52:49Well.
00:52:52José María, honestly, it was a complete mistake.
00:52:54Please, the beetles.
00:52:56Josemaría!
00:52:57So, we have a deal and you end this strike, right?
00:53:01Let's go, darling.
00:53:03Paloma, for God's sake.
00:53:04I'm going to send you, I'm going to kill you.
00:53:06But wait for me, for God's sake, I'm wearing 20-centimeter heels.
00:53:09Man!
00:53:10What's up? How's that signature coming along?
00:53:11Can I open the champagne for you?
00:53:13There is nothing to celebrate.
00:53:14Adultery, labor exploitation, lies.
00:53:16We'll see each other at the trial.
00:53:19Are you going to sue us?
00:53:20No!
00:53:21On Judgment Day!
00:53:24You're a son of a bitch.
00:53:26But why me?
00:53:27Two days.
00:53:28I only asked you for two days pretending to be my husband.
00:53:30That's what I'm doing, I'm helping you.
00:53:31How are you helping me?
00:53:33Throwing tater in the warehouse?
00:53:34No, no, no, listen to me.
00:53:35That has not been the case.
00:53:36No, it's always the same crap.
00:53:37I can explain this to you, I don't know what it looks like.
00:53:39This time it's not what it seems, and I can explain why.
00:53:42Don't touch me!
00:53:43Thank goodness this ship couldn't get any worse.
00:53:51Mariano, please.
00:53:52Yes, I was trying to hold it better.
00:53:54Besides, what harm am I doing to the girl?
00:53:56Shh!
00:53:58It seems he's coming to.
00:53:59Wait.
00:54:00I want a tequila.
00:54:01Well, at least the blow didn't cause brain damage.
00:54:04Because she's still just as alcoholic.
00:54:05Go on, go watch the door and I'll put her to bed.
00:54:07And then there are those who help, like you.
00:54:08Okay, okay, okay.
00:54:09I go outside, I'm there watching, and you put her in bed.
00:54:11But try to do it gently, okay?
00:54:13And not...
00:54:16Give him another hit.
00:54:21Well.
00:54:26No, no, no, no, Mariano, Mariano, no, no, no, no.
00:54:28He feels like a cousin.
00:54:36How funny, misunderstanding.
00:54:38They're going to laugh.
00:54:40Daddy, Mariano showed me his little thing.
00:54:43No, no, but what are you saying? I haven't shown it, have I?
00:54:47Loam.
00:54:50Attention, attention.
00:54:51We will dock in the port of Valencia in five minutes.
00:54:55On top of everything, the principal caught me doing this.
00:54:57A deal's a deal, Josep.
00:54:59You caught me, what you wanted was to humiliate me.
00:55:02Yes, my gun.
00:55:04The keys.
00:55:06Some UFOs.
00:55:07A Chuck Norris pin.
00:55:09I don't have any change.
00:55:11Josete, Josete, do you have a coin?
00:55:13I'm Catalan, that says it all.
00:55:15Allah, I'm going to put on my sunglasses, because you've left me with all these fingerprints.
00:55:17Ah, Josete, just a moment, please.
00:55:20Thief! Thief!
00:55:21He's winning my arm wrestling match in Valencia!
00:55:23Hey, hey, hey!
00:55:24Stay still, stay still!
00:55:25Give me the jewels!
00:55:25Give me the jewels or I'll paint the bench red!
00:55:27Wait!
00:55:34Hey, don't you feel like getting something from the machine?
00:55:37Stay right there, stay right there, eh!
00:55:38Come and see!
00:55:39Come and see!
00:55:39Hey!
00:55:39Please, I'm too young to die!
00:55:41I haven't even had time to get a facelift!
00:55:43Shit!
00:55:44I'm pointing my short-barreled .38 at your head!
00:55:48I can smash you!
00:55:49What are you talking about, man?
00:55:49It's your hand!
00:55:50To the wise man, I have no gun!
00:55:51But I don't need it, because I have a whole range of skills that I acquired while being a bodyguard.
00:55:56of Xenoa for half the entire summer.
00:55:58Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:55:59Hey, hey, hey!
00:56:00Stop!
00:56:00Shh, shhh!
00:56:01Calm down, calm down!
00:56:02Stay right there, Campillo!
00:56:03Don't worry, Natalia, everything will be alright.
00:56:05Let's see.
00:56:05We don't want to hurt anyone here, do we, Campillo?
00:56:11Right, Campillo?
00:56:12Ah, yes, of course.
00:56:13Shut up or I swear I'll shoot you with this gun...
00:56:19You don't have a gun, you nutcase.
00:56:20Oh, yes!
00:56:21Stop!
00:56:22Pacoño, wait a moment.
00:56:25Thank you.
00:56:26Thanks, Ray.
00:56:27He saved my life.
00:56:29I don't know if I'll be able to give this back to you.
00:56:31I'm telling you, yes.
00:56:33Help me remove this hair, please.
00:56:35Thanks, Ray.
00:56:36And dude, you were right.
00:56:37I'm sorry.
00:56:39I promise I will never suspect you again for being a gypsy.
00:56:42Thanks, man.
00:56:43But I might suspect you again because you're an ex-convict, so watch your step, okay?
00:56:47Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a little something from Madrid, would you? I need to get my gun back.
00:56:51Fuck.
00:56:52Here, go on.
00:56:54Let's go, Natalia.
00:56:56Alright?
00:56:59Wait.
00:57:00Gachitos.
00:57:02God, what a dilemma.
00:57:11Damn, Gaby, huh?
00:57:12How close we came to kicking out the patches.
00:57:13I had even ordered three thousand director's cards.
00:57:15Look how cool they are.
00:57:17If you twist the mermaid, her bikini falls off, look.
00:57:20In a bikini?
00:57:20If he loves me.
00:57:22In a bikini?
00:57:23If he loves me.
00:57:23Stop with the sirens.
00:57:25It's all my fault.
00:57:26Don't be so quick to judge yourself, my friend.
00:57:27I arranged to meet a rapist for the Lopus group, and here I am, feeling great.
00:57:29Yes, but this time my wife is right.
00:57:33Did you say my wife?
00:57:36No.
00:57:37No, don't confuse me.
00:57:39My ex-wife, I mean.
00:57:40What I want is for everything to go back to the way it was before.
00:57:42Let him hate me, that's all.
00:57:43But she hates you quite a lot.
00:57:45But for the wrong reasons, don't you understand?
00:57:47What the hell are you going to understand about me?
00:57:49I'm going to talk to her right now and that's it.
00:57:55In a bikini.
00:57:56Without a bikini.
00:57:59Mother.
00:58:00Okay, Mom, that's enough.
00:58:01What's the matter?
00:58:02Already.
00:58:02What's wrong with me?
00:58:03I'm fed up with the ship, I'm fed up with being ignored, I'm fed up with the
00:58:07investors and above all I'm fed up with your pa...
00:58:09From your turkey.
00:58:11What a terrible adolescence you're giving me.
00:58:12You're fed up with my father, you're angry with him.
00:58:15And calm down, calm down because even if you don't believe it, Dad appreciates you.
00:58:19Does he appreciate me?
00:58:20Look, he knew this was very important to me and he's been unable to give up his
00:58:24not even two days to help me.
00:58:25No, Mom, that's not true.
00:58:27Come here.
00:58:28Come here, I'm burning...
00:58:29Tere.
00:58:29Come here.
00:58:30Tere, stop, stop, I have to go.
00:58:31That?
00:58:31No, stop, stop.
00:58:32Come here.
00:58:33Let's see, Tere, Tere, stop, please.
00:58:35I have to go to the one with the signature.
00:58:36It's important for the ship, it's important for Marga.
00:58:38Loam?
00:58:39Then marry her.
00:58:40The poor thing has had enough already.
00:58:41She raised the girl alone.
00:58:43She's lifting the ship all by herself.
00:58:44I'd like to be, for once, a guy who helps him, not one who ruins his life.
00:58:48Don't you understand?
00:58:51Did he say that?
00:58:53No, no.
00:58:55You're tired of listening to cello and your ear is already attuned to it.
00:58:58Unlike Beethoven, who didn't.
00:58:59No, no, Mom.
00:59:00That he was telling the truth.
00:59:02Loam.
00:59:03Oh, Marga, you're here.
00:59:06Thank goodness.
00:59:07That?
00:59:10I'm sorry.
00:59:11I'm sorry, really.
00:59:13I know this was very important to you.
00:59:16Well, at least you're staying on the ship.
00:59:19And you think that's okay?
00:59:20Me?
00:59:21I don't care.
00:59:23I was referring to Mariano.
00:59:26By Mariano.
00:59:27Of course, Mariano and you were together in a womb for nine months spooning.
00:59:31I suppose that brings people together, doesn't it?
00:59:32I say so.
00:59:33Okay, well I'm glad to stay.
00:59:34By Mariano.
00:59:35Okay, well I'm glad too.
00:59:37Okay then.
00:59:38Well, see you later.
00:59:38Then go away.
00:59:39Well, I'm leaving now.
00:59:40Well, by leaving.
00:59:45Where are you going, Campillo?
00:59:46Where are you going?
00:59:46Excuse me, captain.
00:59:47Boss, boss, she's not going to believe this.
00:59:49I've caught the jewel thief and finally recovered the gun.
00:59:53So what's the end?
00:59:56Shit.
00:59:57Shit.
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