- hace 2 días
Categoría
📺
TVTranscripción
00:00:05There are definitely no passengers left, right?
00:00:07Not one.
00:00:08Give it some light.
00:00:12Move aside, the swarm is coming.
00:00:19Where are these idiots?
00:00:29Attention!
00:00:30Present!
00:00:31Cups!
00:00:32Fire!
00:00:37Okay, I'd like to propose a toast to Palmyra,
00:00:40with whom the years do not pass.
00:00:43Literally, because he's been turning 42 for six years.
00:00:47Well, you've been doing six mental things for much longer.
00:00:52Three minutes, twelve seconds.
00:00:54If this were real and not a drill, there would be more than 300 dead passengers.
00:01:00Focus on the positive.
00:01:01We would save both you and me.
00:01:10I'm so good at this!
00:01:12I wish there was a limbo in Melillo instead of a fence.
00:01:15Go, go, go, go.
00:01:16That's nothing.
00:01:16I'll show you how I used to go through the subway turnstiles.
00:01:19Look there.
00:01:25Bastards, don't leave me like this.
00:01:30So, with the floor, dirty, man.
00:01:33Already.
00:01:34Good evening, Madam Director.
00:01:35Nice vest, very pretty.
00:01:36Do you hear that?
00:01:39It's the fire alarm.
00:01:41Thank goodness it was a drill.
00:01:43Because with the alcohol you've been carrying, we would have been seen from Meteosat.
00:01:47Meeting tomorrow at eight.
00:01:52Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
00:01:54It's two hours until eight.
00:01:56And we're not going to take the blame the same way.
00:01:58So let's celebrate that we haven't died.
00:02:02Hallelujah, hallelujah!
00:02:08It's a done deal!
00:02:09Ladies and gentlemen.
00:02:11It's a done deal!
00:02:12Steam deals.
00:02:13You have to be with the crew.
00:02:18It's a done deal!
00:02:19And throw it overboard.
00:02:21It's a done deal!
00:02:22The mobile phone and the watch.
00:02:23We're carp-ing!
00:02:25Romance a wrote.
00:02:29Sail with me and take a new course in your life, the sea.
00:02:37Hello, welcome to...
00:02:42Uh, sorry.
00:02:46At anchor, how about a drink?
00:02:50The last thing I want right now is a drink nearby after the hake I caught last night.
00:02:54Grab this for a second, okay?
00:02:57That?
00:02:59Look, Mom.
00:03:00How are you darling?
00:03:01How are you, Dad?
00:03:02Who have they arrested this week?
00:03:04Nobody, Churumbe, I'm calling you because I miss you so much.
00:03:08Life in the village without you is truly pitiful.
00:03:11Since you're the only one who knew, pirate the Canal Plus.
00:03:14Oh, how low Mom is.
00:03:16I miss you too.
00:03:17Mother.
00:03:18How much?
00:03:18It's been a long time, Mom, since I've been working.
00:03:21How much?
00:03:21Well, like the countryside or the rain, Mom.
00:03:24Like the air I breathe.
00:03:25Like the kids in the middle.
00:03:28Well, don't suffer any more, my dearest son, for I am here now.
00:03:31Where here?
00:03:34Here, behind you, I've come to see you?
00:03:36Oh, my little handsome boy.
00:03:39Oh, how I longed to see you and kiss you in person and not through Wiscar.
00:03:43But look at him, hey, oh.
00:03:45How are you, cousin?
00:03:47How are you?
00:03:50But, man, you've come to the whole neighborhood.
00:03:52Hey, you didn't sneak in, did you?
00:03:55We're here.
00:03:56No, we've already paid for the ticket.
00:03:59Okay.
00:03:59If the Chinese guy is still there counting coins.
00:04:02We've come to tell you there's a wedding.
00:04:06How about a wedding?
00:04:07But Brian, by God, what a joy, by God.
00:04:09Listen, you're going home through the church, because if you go into the courthouse you won't get out.
00:04:12Hey, after all this time among the gypsies you've stayed behind, you're a real pain.
00:04:16You're the one getting married.
00:04:18That?
00:04:19Here, eh!
00:04:21Here, eh!
00:04:21I've had to unite the world before!
00:04:25You are the most beautiful thing a gypsy woman has ever given birth to.
00:04:28Look at him, the pope is over here.
00:04:31You're charging us for everything.
00:04:32Excuse me, excuse me, eh.
00:04:34You were, uh...
00:04:35I don't know, you were Janus's little sister, weren't you?
00:04:38Samara Vargas Cortés.
00:04:39Pure and pure to serve you.
00:04:42That's right, chaste and pure.
00:04:44Long live the newlyweds!
00:04:45Viva!
00:04:46Long live Samara!
00:04:46She's going to carry the bride and groom!
00:04:48Yole, yole, yole!
00:04:50Tell the newlyweds!
00:04:52Yole, yole, yole!
00:04:53Tell the newlyweds!
00:04:56Yole, yole, yole!
00:04:57Come on!
00:04:58Gypsies!
00:05:05Oh my god, with the mess we made yesterday and knowing my sister, we're going to get the whole trilogy of...
00:05:10row.
00:05:10Well, I'm sure it's about me.
00:05:11He hates me.
00:05:13Of course, since I stayed with his ex, who I don't know why they call an ex, when they're not anymore,
00:05:18It should be called were.
00:05:20I think he also has a bit of a grudge against you because of your intelligence, you know.
00:05:23Well, that's also possible.
00:05:25Wow, did you have another party without inviting me?
00:05:27That's enough, isn't it?
00:05:28That makes four.
00:05:29Besides, I love drinking calimero.
00:05:31Calimocho!
00:05:32That's it, calimocho.
00:05:33On top of everything, now, apart from cleaning, I'm going to have to put up with the scolding.
00:05:35You'll see.
00:05:36Attention, attention, turn off your mobile devices.
00:05:39In a few seconds they will receive a generous helping of shouts and insults from the most excellent director.
00:05:45Shut up already, crush.
00:05:46Stand there.
00:05:46Ah, okay.
00:05:47Come on.
00:05:47Everyone, here, please, now.
00:05:52Okay, I'll be brief.
00:05:53There is only one thing I will not tolerate on the ship.
00:05:56Of course, the gypsies.
00:05:58What are you saying about gypsies now?
00:05:59What are you saying?
00:06:00He was talking about indiscipline.
00:06:02Yesterday we had a fire drill and the whole crew was here partying and drinking alcohol.
00:06:07I don't.
00:06:07Oh, no?
00:06:08And why weren't you at your post?
00:06:10I put in earplugs because I couldn't sleep because of the music from the party.
00:06:12So I didn't hear my mobile phone alarm, I didn't wake up for my shift, and I came here for croissants.
00:06:17But you didn't come here to tell me something about some gypsies.
00:06:20Damn, it's true there's a plague of gypsies.
00:06:24Perfect, the watchman asleep and the rest of the crew singing drunkenly.
00:06:27The difference between this and a pirate ship is that I don't have a parrot.
00:06:31Well, I wasn't drunk, I was just a little tipsy.
00:06:33Oh, look, yes, I do have a parrot.
00:06:35You went to get caught too, come on.
00:06:37He does a drill on Parmi's birthday.
00:06:39It's true.
00:06:40Ah, right, my mistake.
00:06:41And when is convenient for you?
00:06:42More likely to start a fire or hit an iceberg?
00:06:45Ah, well, if it can be later than one o'clock, even better.
00:06:47It's like the Rosa show ends and then there's nothing else to watch.
00:06:49So you're left with this to live off subsidies, aren't you?
00:06:53Okay, let's get down to business.
00:06:54From now on, the consumption of alcoholic beverages among the crew is absolutely prohibited.
00:06:59And how are you going to keep an eye on us?
00:07:00Because you have only one eye but you are not God.
00:07:02Because from now on I will be conducting surprise urine tests on the entire crew.
00:07:07Anyone found with traces of alcohol or any type of illegal substance will be automatically expelled from the ship.
00:07:13What is this?
00:07:15We are workers, we have our rights.
00:07:17And our agreement tells us that during our free time we can do whatever we damn well please.
00:07:21No, you are not workers, you are scum.
00:07:24Let me know when you find the agreement for scum.
00:07:27That?
00:07:28Didn't you want to carry a small glass in your hand?
00:07:31Well, now you're going to take it.
00:07:34What your sister did seems really bad, doesn't it?
00:07:36This is going too far.
00:07:40Mariano, I'm not here.
00:07:42Bravo, bravo, bravo, Margarita.
00:07:44What a lesson in leadership comes from having a heavy hand.
00:07:46What does this ship need?
00:07:48I think Thatcher was named Margaret because of you.
00:07:50Yes, and Rajoy, Mariano, for you.
00:07:53You, dude.
00:07:54What has Dad brought for such an unimportant, circumstantial matter, a trifle, a leftover, the little ball from his belly button?
00:08:01the topics to be discussed.
00:08:02The fact that?
00:08:03He wants to know if anyone is going to the CCC.
00:08:06It's the Copenhagen cruise conference.
00:08:08It's a nautical equipment fair, the FITUR for sailors.
00:08:11The thing is, instead of a pen they give out telescopes.
00:08:13Well, nobody's going, Mariano, because I'm not going to send these idiots to an event with
00:08:18cocktail.
00:08:18Yes, I think it's a shame because we're in the running for the Golden Anchor for best medium-sized cruise ship.
00:08:24low cost and other recreational boats.
00:08:26That's why someone should go to represent the ship.
00:08:28Well, Josep.
00:08:30Oh, you're already choosing by hand.
00:08:32It hurts, but Dad has a point?
00:08:34What does Dad say?
00:08:35Well, first of all, Marga, maybe you should dress a little more youthfully, because you'll only be lacking in the water.
00:08:39And secondly, you command the ship in a very dictatorial way and don't let the crew participate in anything.
00:08:45Even Pinochet calls you.
00:08:46But how can I let that bunch of idiots participate in anything?
00:08:50Yes, you're right.
00:08:52But check Google.
00:08:53Why do they find everything?
00:08:54Well, because they make the misfits they have working there feel important and that they can choose, for example,
00:09:01Who's going to Copenhagen?
00:09:02Okay, fine, then let them vote among themselves and choose a partner.
00:09:05And let's see if we can become more like Google and less like Pacha.
00:09:09Great idea, Marga.
00:09:09I'll take care of everything, and that way you'll have time to pop into Zara.
00:09:14Kid, I really do want that ticket to see Spain-Denmark.
00:09:17Sure, if I'm going to be passing through Copenhagen.
00:09:19Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:09:21And the adonesa thing too, of course.
00:09:22Let's see if Diego Costa is the only one who's going to score.
00:09:34Gypsy cell located.
00:09:37Initiating surveillance operation.
00:09:41Don't mess with me!
00:09:42Another blunder by Casillas.
00:09:44Campillo, damn it, focus.
00:09:46Run!
00:09:50Raimundo, look what the Pope bought me at the market in Antequera.
00:09:54Do you like it?
00:09:55How beautiful!
00:09:57Beautiful, sir.
00:09:58Very sophisticated.
00:10:00Oh, okay.
00:10:01Sorry.
00:10:02My mistake, huh?
00:10:03Look, daughter, he's seen the really good girlfriend I found for you.
00:10:06So beautiful, so detail-oriented.
00:10:08And look at those hips, huh?
00:10:10This one looks like a twin without pushing.
00:10:12Well, but all this is moving a little fast, huh?
00:10:15I mean, we could be friends first.
00:10:17I'll add you on Facebook, we'll talk later.
00:10:19What, Facebook, Facebook?
00:10:21Don't you like my daughter or what?
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:25Nobody said that, huh?
00:10:26Nobody, very pretty.
00:10:27Come on, son, this is a woman, not some bank pharmacy, you rich kid.
00:10:34But if he loves it, my dear, well, he certainly flirted with everyone at the San Juan fair.
00:10:38And we exchanged two words, Mom.
00:10:40There were three of them.
00:10:41I said hello to you, you said hello to me, beautiful, and sparks flew.
00:10:45But that's because we were on the bumper cars at the fair.
00:10:47You see him, he's completely smitten, totally captivated.
00:10:49Come on, he hasn't been with anyone else since he saw her.
00:10:51Because the next day I went to jail for two years, Mom.
00:10:54Come on, Mom, come here, I see something shiny there, let's see if it's copper or not.
00:10:57Come.
00:10:57Yeah I know.
00:10:58Come here.
00:10:59I see something very embarrassing.
00:11:03You've smoked Romero, haven't you?
00:11:04Because you're crazy if you think I'm going to change my life and marry this girl.
00:11:07But it is wonderful.
00:11:09And he comes from a good family.
00:11:11No, period.
00:11:12I don't want to give up my freedom.
00:11:14Here they respect me and I do what I want, Mom.
00:11:17Come on, they'll make the boat for me.
00:11:21See?
00:11:22I pee in a can like Messi.
00:11:24I do what I want.
00:11:25So right now you go to these people and tell them there's no wedding or anything.
00:11:28Look, son, I'm going to put it on you like the windows in the house.
00:11:32But we don't have any, Mom.
00:11:33That's why.
00:11:34More transparent, impossible.
00:11:36This wedding is already scheduled to happen.
00:11:38These are things between his family and ours.
00:11:41So consider yourself married and don't be selfish.
00:11:44We'll see.
00:11:45Come here, how are you?
00:11:45Come on, you bastard.
00:11:46Very quiet.
00:11:47They make a very good couple.
00:11:49Well, well, well.
00:11:52Three gypsies together.
00:11:53This smells like a crime.
00:11:55Already pickled, but even more so a crime.
00:12:01Excuse me, miss.
00:12:03Suspended.
00:12:11Excuse me, come with me, there are dangerous people here.
00:12:14Get out of the way, come on, me.
00:12:20Is she a gypsy?
00:12:22All crew members must undergo urine testing immediately.
00:12:26Anyone who does not arrive before 6:00 PM will be immediately...
00:12:31Sorry.
00:12:32Dismissed.
00:12:33Yes, woman, we've been told ten times and we only understood the first time.
00:12:37You're so annoying!
00:12:39And how long does it take to pee there?
00:12:41We got things done faster in the Rocola bathrooms, it took less time and we did more things.
00:12:46Why weren't we allowed to bring a full bottle?
00:12:47What, I won't arrive?
00:12:48Do you know the amount of the liter of isotopic drink I'm carrying?
00:12:50I don't know why I'm here.
00:12:52If I already know I'm clean, I do another test every morning...
00:12:55I sleep next to a gypsy.
00:12:57They practically beg you for sport.
00:12:58What a disgusting job!
00:12:59I had to clean the bathrooms after the urine tests just as I left for the epileptics clinic.
00:13:06Oh, Raimundo, what a face he has!
00:13:09It's clear your family is here, huh?
00:13:10Hush, hush, don't remind me, especially since my mother has brought me a wife.
00:13:14Why would you give handcuffs to someone who's been in prison?
00:13:16Uh, no, Tere, no, no, no. A wife to get married.
00:13:21Do you have a girlfriend?
00:13:22I had no idea.
00:13:24And for how long?
00:13:26Well, look, it's been a while now, look, eight, eight, no, eight, no, ten, ten, ten minutes.
00:13:31It is a prearranged wedding between two families.
00:13:33Well, you have no idea what she's like. Beautiful, friendly, with a special charm...
00:13:38But what is a gypsy? I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole.
00:13:40I'm referring to this one, not to what the...
00:13:43So what are you going to do?
00:13:44Well, talk about it, discuss it, and reason it out calmly among adults.
00:13:48And when that doesn't work, steal a lifeboat, go to Melilla and jump the fence backwards.
00:13:51And would you leave the ship?
00:13:56But what is he doing? What is Obama doing?
00:13:58Obama, dude, what are you doing?
00:13:59I'm coming! Damn, he caught me!
00:14:03You've got some nerve, huh!
00:14:06It was so difficult!
00:14:08But how do people do it without a magazine? Well, there's nothing.
00:14:10Obama, the sample was urine.
00:14:15I'll be right back.
00:14:20Well, here it is.
00:14:24What's wrong, don't you get them done?
00:14:25Of course, since it's difficult for you to guess correctly.
00:14:29And, damn it!
00:14:30You've hurt me!
00:14:31Go away! Get out!
00:14:33Following!
00:14:35Man!
00:14:36Gabriel!
00:14:38You certainly don't know what to invent anymore to get me to drop my pants.
00:14:41And that plague?
00:14:42That smell of cognac?
00:14:43It was six o'clock.
00:14:45That's certainly not fair, Gabriel.
00:14:47You make it so easy for me.
00:14:48Start packing your bags because as soon as these results come out, you'll be out on the street.
00:14:52We are in the middle of the sea.
00:14:54Don't tempt me.
00:14:55Shh, shh, shh!
00:14:56Wait.
00:14:59You can't resist giving me a little rub, can you?
00:15:04Happens.
00:15:13Alcohol has such courage, huh?
00:15:16Let's see if you whistle so much at the unemployment line.
00:15:22Here you go, queen.
00:15:24Warm.
00:15:30My precious one, you are the key to getting this drunk off the ship.
00:15:35Okay, guys, important announcement.
00:15:37What a lack of respect, look!
00:15:38I'll come back later if that's the case.
00:15:39Okay, I'll tell the gypsy later.
00:15:41Okay, you have to vote to see who's the sucker who's going to Copenhagen to eat
00:15:47a sheet about cruises that is Tonilo Documentales de la 2.
00:15:50Since I'm naturally self-sacrificing, you can vote for me and that's how I'll go, because the truth is that
00:15:53This is included in the salary.
00:15:54OK?
00:15:55That's all.
00:15:55Ah, well I'm going to vote for you, okay?
00:15:57Because that sounds cold.
00:15:58And I get chilblains any higher up than Despeñaperro.
00:16:01Very good.
00:16:01A week in Copenhagen?
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:04At the Anderson Hotel?
00:16:05Yeah.
00:16:06But this trip has to be mine.
00:16:08But woman, why do you want to take on this mess?
00:16:10You're doing so well here with your bleach, with the palm tree.
00:16:12Besides, what are you going to do in Copenhagen without money?
00:16:13Shots there cost 20 euros.
00:16:15Well, I don't know why you bother.
00:16:16Because anyway, Parches is going to send whoever she damn well pleases.
00:16:19And I'm going to sneak in because I'm fed up and I have a lot to do.
00:16:21Let me through.
00:16:22Don't you understand?
00:16:23My husband used to take me there every Christmas.
00:16:26The Luis Witton in Copenhagen named a fitting room after me.
00:16:29Yes, but that was when you were a walking visa.
00:16:31They wouldn't even put your name on a mop now.
00:16:33Well, anyway, you have to vote for me.
00:16:34OK?
00:16:35No, no, no.
00:16:36I'm telling you the truth.
00:16:36I mean, you have no idea how many times I've been offered a job as a personal shopper
00:16:39in that store.
00:16:40That?
00:16:41From fashion assistant.
00:16:43And what is it?
00:16:43Well, it doesn't matter, this is my chance to get off this ship.
00:16:46So vote for me.
00:16:47Well, you're going to have to work hard for it, because you need the votes of those who call you a posh whore.
00:16:53Excuse me, Maria, no, I'm sorry.
00:16:54Are you interested in getting involved right now?
00:16:56Thank you.
00:16:59Hey man!
00:17:00Wilmer.
00:17:01How are you?
00:17:02Uh!
00:17:03No, is this yours?
00:17:05Incredible.
00:17:10Well, maybe it has a chance.
00:17:14Come on, they're practically flying off the shelves.
00:17:16Summer fajitas.
00:17:18Blonde, look, come here, take these so your boyfriend can take them off tonight.
00:17:21They are tiger stripes.
00:17:23Come, get it.
00:17:23If they're one euro each, may they have a bad time.
00:17:26You won't even have a boyfriend.
00:17:28Oh, the gypsy.
00:17:29And how did you know this was here, kid?
00:17:31And are you the first person who's guessed it for me all morning?
00:17:33Well, listen to me, I'll give you 50 euros.
00:17:36Are you sure you wouldn't dare do it four times?
00:17:38What you don't do is surprise yourself.
00:17:40Humans are always smarter than gypsies.
00:17:42And not?
00:17:42Well, look, I raise it, I lower it, I cover it, I hide it.
00:17:45Every blow I give him, every blow I receive.
00:17:46Where's the ball, cousin?
00:17:48Here.
00:17:49Here or here?
00:17:50Here we are again.
00:17:53Oh, what a shame.
00:17:54And this round was double-headed, huh?
00:17:56So give me the 50 bucks and you owe me another 100.
00:18:02Hello, Samara.
00:18:03How are you?
00:18:04How are you doing here sunbathing?
00:18:06It has a good color.
00:18:06Hey, there's one little thing I wanted to mention to you, about this wedding thing.
00:18:11Mostly because you and I are young, right?
00:18:14Life is very long.
00:18:15And let's face it, a Gypsy marriage is like getting ADSL, there's no going back.
00:18:20Yes, I know.
00:18:22And I'm absolutely certain of it.
00:18:23If I'm the only unmarried one in my group of friends, well, except for Nazareth.
00:18:26But that doesn't count, okay?
00:18:27The poor thing looks like Falete and nobody trusts her.
00:18:30Poor thing.
00:18:31Hello.
00:18:34You must be the fiancée, Samara, right?
00:18:38Nice to meet you.
00:18:39I am Natalia, Ray's ex.
00:18:42The ex?
00:18:43Yeah.
00:18:43And delighted to be so, eh?
00:18:46I couldn't take it anymore.
00:18:47Ray is...
00:18:48Well, it was...
00:18:51It was horrible, like I said.
00:18:52Yes, Ivan, the worst.
00:18:53Come on, worse than Pistorius.
00:18:55The one who ran like that with his legs.
00:18:58Yes, yes, yes, a disaster.
00:19:00I couldn't tell the difference between a Gucci autumn and a Dior spring.
00:19:04Please, how embarrassing.
00:19:05That's me.
00:19:05Well, I'm more of a Dorchy Banana and Massimo Guti fan, we sell them all year round at the roundabout.
00:19:11Yes, yes, yes.
00:19:12But come on, it wasn't just that, you know?
00:19:14The thing is, Ray is a boring little gypsy.
00:19:18Okay, Natalia.
00:19:19Yes, bland.
00:19:20Look, you're not very affectionate, you know?
00:19:23Not a kiss, nothing.
00:19:24Did he never give me flowers?
00:19:25Never, never.
00:19:26I shit on flowers.
00:19:27The details, everything, damn it all.
00:19:28Didn't he give you flowers?
00:19:31But if a girl like you were to be given one of those flower buckets he sells every day
00:19:34my mom.
00:19:36Thank you.
00:19:38Well, I wasn't going to marry him.
00:19:40See you later.
00:19:42See you later, blondie.
00:19:46Come on, come on, come on.
00:19:47That's intense.
00:19:48Oh really?
00:19:49Of course, now I understand why you're not married yet.
00:19:51It's not that you don't like any gypsies.
00:19:52You don't like any man.
00:19:54What does it say?
00:19:55You're definitely a nutcase.
00:19:57How could I not like a man?
00:19:59There he was, with his chest hair, his arm sticking out of the van.
00:20:03That?
00:20:07That?
00:20:08Nice, huh?
00:20:10Yes, look.
00:20:11I'm a tortilla maker.
00:20:12But what the hell do you care?
00:20:14Not me, nothing for me.
00:20:15What would I care?
00:20:16In short, I'm just going to be your husband.
00:20:18Look, if I'm going to get married, I want to marry Blanca Suárez.
00:20:22But if I don't marry a gypsy, my father will have a fit.
00:20:25Oh, well, that's all, man.
00:20:26If it's for your father, I'd sacrifice my life; I've grown quite fond of him in the last 12.
00:20:29hours.
00:20:30Look, pretty boy, you're my fourth time in my life, huh?
00:20:33So you shut up.
00:20:35Besides, what you have to think about is that we're both going to be free guards.
00:20:39You go to your studies, I'll go to Chueca, and everyone's happy.
00:20:43Wow!
00:20:44Suck it up?
00:20:45As?
00:20:47Gypsy, lawyer, and married to a lesbian?
00:20:50Who writes my life?
00:20:52Almodóvar?
00:20:53Palmi is here with the little glasses of revelry.
00:20:56There you go, you know!
00:20:57Five on his own, six with Red Bull.
00:20:59That's it, a few drinks.
00:21:01What are you saying, girl?
00:21:01They could catch us at any moment with a urine test and give us a hard time on the ship.
00:21:05And why do you think they're going to start?
00:21:06Because of the bandage.
00:21:07That's it, that's it, no more drinks.
00:21:09What are you saying, woman?
00:21:10If this was a tantrum from the Marche.
00:21:11This will pass quickly.
00:21:12Tomorrow he'll have already forgotten about the checks.
00:21:14Come on, imported product at national price.
00:21:17Get out of here, I don't want to know anything.
00:21:19For me, Doña Marga's word carries more weight than the statute.
00:21:22What kind of ball are you?
00:21:23This is the last straw.
00:21:25They exploit us like mules.
00:21:26We get paid terribly.
00:21:27On top of that, they're going to control our leisure time, how we experience it and how we enjoy it.
00:21:31Are we going to let ourselves be bullied and trampled on like cigarette butts or what?
00:21:34No!
00:21:34Are we going to let them tell us when to breathe?
00:21:37No!
00:21:37When to drink?
00:21:38No!
00:21:38When to poop?
00:21:39No!
00:21:40Well, prove it to me, come on, the first round is three euros.
00:21:42Let's see.
00:21:45What a disappointment.
00:21:47I'll take care of this.
00:21:48Don't worry.
00:21:51The analyses of Gabriel Huarte.
00:21:52It has a budget surplus, it excites me so much.
00:21:58Negative?
00:21:59Yeah.
00:22:00That?
00:22:02Can't this be okay?
00:22:03Yeah.
00:22:04Have you analyzed it twice?
00:22:06Sure?
00:22:08The mother who gave birth to him.
00:22:14Alcohol has a lot of nerve, huh?
00:22:17Let's see if Silva is at the very end of the unemployment line.
00:22:19He tricked me!
00:22:21This is what happens when I trust people.
00:22:22I should have put a probe in him, damn it.
00:22:28Madam Director.
00:22:29That?
00:22:30I wanted to ask you about maternity leave.
00:22:32Either that, or at least get me out of the engine room.
00:22:34My doctor told me that gas isn't good for the baby.
00:22:37All babies have gas.
00:22:39You turn him over, you hit him on the back like this and they go away.
00:22:41Give me your pee.
00:22:42Thank you.
00:22:43Out.
00:22:45Hey, can you give me a sample of the choniflores?
00:22:47I mean, from Teresa Pérez.
00:23:02I'd love to see the look on your sister's face.
00:23:04I'm sure they've changed his eye patch.
00:23:06Hey, thanks for the urine sample, huh?
00:23:08Well, that's what friends are for.
00:23:09My pee is your pee, my boat is your boat and your boat is for me.
00:23:13Well, you can count on it.
00:23:15Awesome.
00:23:16Well, I've got one for sure now.
00:23:18Sure, my boobs.
00:23:19Because of the dog.
00:23:21Oh, Leonardo, you're the da Vinci of jokes.
00:23:26Natalia, you've been so sociable since the voting was announced.
00:23:30You've gone from eating alone to being the Carmen Lomana of the ship.
00:23:33You see.
00:23:34In the end, the poor, as soon as you lose your fear of them robbing you, are just a bunch of crooks.
00:23:37Ah, so now you have friends.
00:23:39Well, look, I'm going to introduce you to some friends I have here, look.
00:23:42The orange friend.
00:23:44The green friend.
00:23:47The friend...
00:23:48Damn, Juan Carlos.
00:23:53Thank you.
00:23:54But since everyone's going to vote for me, I almost prefer the business class trip and the stay in the
00:23:59luxury hotel.
00:24:00How will you understand?
00:24:00Okay, I get it, they're not serious offers.
00:24:02How about having your own cabin?
00:24:04And that way you stop holding in your farts.
00:24:07No way.
00:24:08Okay, it turned out to be a tough one.
00:24:10In addition to the cabin, I'll also take away the parrot as your boss, in my final offer.
00:24:14Let's see if you understand, Mariano.
00:24:17That trip is my ticket out of this boat.
00:24:20And I won't give it up, not even for Queen Letizia's wardrobe.
00:24:23Well, I'm warning you that getting things by sucking up has a name.
00:24:27Her name is Marianipular.
00:24:31Marianipular.
00:24:31Well then, Marianipula, Marianipula.
00:24:34Yeah, well, you're going to lose anyway.
00:24:35Oh, really?
00:24:36We'll see about that.
00:24:37We'll see.
00:24:42Sorry, it's just that they always have to go that way.
00:24:43Yes, I'm over there.
00:24:48Yes, yes, the bracelet says "for pretty" and that his wife's name is Isabel, but I say
00:24:54I know Isabel is very pretty too, don't you think?
00:24:56No, no.
00:24:58Or you've run out of wallet.
00:25:00Hey, Mom, one little thing.
00:25:01You know this girl you've brought me to marry, right?
00:25:03She's very young, very beautiful, and he liked her so much, shall we?
00:25:06Yeah.
00:25:07Very good.
00:25:08Well, she's a lesbian too.
00:25:09What are you saying?
00:25:10What's up, son?
00:25:10But if your family is from Carabanché, they've been there forever.
00:25:13No, no, Mom.
00:25:14She's a lesbian.
00:25:14He likes girls.
00:25:16What are you saying?
00:25:17What skirt-chaser?
00:25:19Good heavens and the Christ of the Gypsies.
00:25:22Good heavens.
00:25:23If they swear it on the shrimp's grave, I won't believe it.
00:25:26You already knew that, didn't you?
00:25:28Yeah.
00:25:29Fuck.
00:25:30And what's it to you, son?
00:25:31But here, a good hit with a good friend hasn't been had.
00:25:34Mom, what a sight.
00:25:35Leave it, go on.
00:25:36Well, look, right now this guy is going to save you from his dad, and you tell him that unless he...
00:25:39If breasts appear in three hours, the wedding is cancelled.
00:25:40Look, son, I'm not doing all this to expand my underwear business.
00:25:44It turns out that Kevin...
00:25:46We're here.
00:25:46Kevin clipped Jonas's R5 and, since he couldn't reach the brakes, he lost control and hit all the accelerator pedals.
00:25:51Vicenta's melons,
00:25:53who is the mother-in-law of the Beloved's relative, and so unlucky that all the drugs came out.
00:25:57that they were carrying inside just as the civic guard passed by.
00:26:00We owe him 40,000 euros and 70 melons.
00:26:04Why is Kevin getting married?
00:26:05No, he's already gotten Sara pregnant and by the way, it's going to be that guy, not her.
00:26:09hueá.
00:26:09No, Mom, no, that's enough.
00:26:11I'm fed up with always sacrificing myself for my family.
00:26:13So right now I'm going to the Beloved and telling him that his daughter only likes tail.
00:26:16in a stew.
00:26:16That's clear.
00:26:17Yeah.
00:26:18You go away.
00:26:19Go to the Beloved.
00:26:20And you say to her, "Samara the Tortilla Maker."
00:26:24You'll see how he believes you.
00:26:25And then you tell him that the police are there to defend the citizen.
00:26:41Palmira, can you tell me what the heck you're doing vacuuming at 3 in the morning?
00:26:46Since you've banned alcohol, I can't have my little bit of chicharrón that helps me sleep so much.
00:26:52the dream.
00:26:53So I'm forced to keep myself entertained by working overtime.
00:26:57There are no more ships, are there?
00:26:59You have to stand at the door of my cabin when Apollo 13 takes off.
00:27:03You told us to be professional, and that's what I'm going to do, very professionally.
00:27:07I'm going to keep giving it this carpet until it looks like cashmere.
00:27:24What a shame, you're going to have to spend all night sweeping with that little brush.
00:27:33But what a clever little slut.
00:27:45Hey, you, Torete, what's up? It's hot in these little jackets, isn't it?
00:27:47Dude, what are you saying? But we just came from enjoying the fresh air.
00:27:50What's so cool about that?
00:27:50What does the cloth gun have to do with it? We haven't done anything.
00:27:53We haven't done anything, we haven't done anything because I'm here, otherwise you'd drag me all the way to the park.
00:27:56Come on, you're coming with me.
00:27:57But, uh...
00:27:58Excuse me, officer.
00:28:03Hello, miss.
00:28:05At your service.
00:28:06My gun is his, the regulation one, I mean.
00:28:09I didn't want to insinuate anything of a sexual nature, or say "sexual," damn it, not again.
00:28:14Tell me.
00:28:15Nah, I was there showering naked, very naked, and the Virgin of Carmen got tangled up with Christ
00:28:24of the Good Death.
00:28:25And I thought you could help me separate it.
00:28:30Of course, I'll help you with whatever you need.
00:28:33Well, the cross has gone and been placed inside what is essentially Mount Sinai.
00:28:40What nonsense.
00:28:42Oops!
00:28:43Oops!
00:28:44He's really strong, isn't he?
00:28:46That?
00:28:46I love men with muscular arms.
00:28:50So, like these, who could move the Ferris wheel at the fair.
00:28:56Well, it's just that...
00:28:57It is properly greased, yes.
00:28:59Uh, I could, yes.
00:29:00And me, because if you wanted, you could wake me up every morning.
00:29:08Well, cool, thanks for clearing things up for me, huh?
00:29:11We'll see each other around, alaja.
00:29:14Look at all that walking is.
00:29:16You don't even see that at the Armed Forces parade, do you, guys?
00:29:20Guys?
00:29:22Well, they've already scared me.
00:29:26Cowardly race.
00:29:27Your work isn't valued, because without a towel people are wet.
00:29:31And then, bam!
00:29:32Death by the tubocio.
00:29:33Bam!
00:29:34Death by repair.
00:29:35Bam!
00:29:35Death from a cold.
00:29:37You don't dry up, people.
00:29:38You save lives.
00:29:39That's why, if you fire me, I'll give you every Saturday off.
00:29:42Because you deserve it.
00:29:44Fat towel guy.
00:29:47Oh, wow!
00:29:49Someone's gone down a pant size here, huh?
00:29:52Do you want to go over there to the pool and get some water?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:56Goodbye, Maria.
00:29:57Bye.
00:29:58But dude, where are you going?
00:29:58That's what every Saturday of your life is like.
00:30:00But you saw it.
00:30:03If you fire me, I'll give you a 5% raise.
00:30:07What do you think?
00:30:07How much is that?
00:30:08500 euros?
00:30:09500 euros, 5% of your salary?
00:30:11I don't think so, Tere.
00:30:12You're not going to back down now, are you?
00:30:13You told me 5%.
00:30:15In the entire life of God, 5% is 500.
00:30:18Fuck!
00:30:19Then it would be 2,000 euros, which is what this dress costs.
00:30:24You want it, you got it.
00:30:27This is very simple.
00:30:27If you kick me out, you automatically get Gol TV in your cabin.
00:30:30And the free afternoons whenever Barça plays.
00:30:33Made!
00:30:34I know.
00:30:36Will the principal be pleased to know that you voted for the person she hates most on the planet?
00:30:40I'm sorry.
00:30:41My vote is for Nati.
00:30:46Look closely!
00:30:46Look closely!
00:30:47What's happening?
00:30:48What's happening?
00:30:48What a great misfortune, that I will no longer be anyone in the world of music.
00:30:52Woman, look, you don't have a great voice, but what do I know.
00:30:54You have a great body, you know how to move, for a choir, a very simple choir, so you're in.
00:30:59Am I pregnant?
00:31:00How pregnant?
00:31:01From a child?
00:31:02No, from a conger eel.
00:31:04Of course, what else could it be?
00:31:05No, no, no.
00:31:07This can't be, this isn't right...
00:31:08But you and I can't have a child, no.
00:31:10Of course not.
00:31:11And especially not here, come on.
00:31:12This is not a place for children.
00:31:14We have to move to Triana.
00:31:15To Triana.
00:31:16So when I go out to play gigs, my mother will help you with the child.
00:31:19Your mother.
00:31:19Well, maybe not my mother, she's in a wheelchair.
00:31:21But I have five unemployed sisters who could help us.
00:31:24Five sisters?
00:31:24But don't worry, you'll be spending all day with my father in the
00:31:27fish market
00:31:27selling whitebait.
00:31:28Diapers don't pay for themselves.
00:31:31Yes, I'll be right back.
00:31:32I have to do one thing.
00:31:34Okay, but hurry up, we have to choose the crib, the bassinet and the Moses basket.
00:31:40And the pacifier, and the diapers, and the blanket.
00:31:44Hey, Gaby.
00:31:46Congratulations.
00:31:47That?
00:31:48Because?
00:31:48What do you know?
00:31:49Well, judging by the flawless results you've gotten from your analyses.
00:31:52So I give up.
00:31:53You can continue living as if you were Kiko Rivera.
00:31:56Yeah, well, I don't know.
00:31:58Yes, Gabriel, yes, you are a free man, without ties, who likes to enjoy himself.
00:32:03And a woman isn't going to come along now and change everything for you, is she?
00:32:06Well then, let's live.
00:32:11What the hell!
00:32:14Quitano, can we talk for a moment?
00:32:16Okay, come on, go ahead, do a quick search.
00:32:18Don't go back to the corners, I'm in a hurry, okay?
00:32:20No, that's not it.
00:32:21Look, I have a friend, well, a friend of a friend, who's thinking about converting to Gypsy culture,
00:32:28And of course, I have doubts.
00:32:29Not me, he did, but he sent them to me and that's why I have them now.
00:32:32Campillo, get to it, shoot.
00:32:34Whom?
00:32:34No.
00:32:35Figuratively speaking.
00:32:37Damn it, I'll speak plainly, because nobody understands, damn it.
00:32:39My friend has many doubts.
00:32:41For example, with goats, there are special breeds for gypsy goats or any of the Castilian breeds will do.
00:32:45And then, the teeth have to be solid or a little bath will do the trick.
00:32:49And most importantly, the attentiveness—do you have it from the start, or does it develop over time?
00:32:54weather?
00:32:55Well, from what you're telling me, it's been like this from the start; your friend is a bit of an idiot.
00:32:59Didn't you say so?
00:33:00From my friend.
00:33:01I mean, the friend of my friend, because for me, the friends of my friends are my friends.
00:33:05Ugh, what a mess.
00:33:07Okay, buddy, listen to me, listen to me.
00:33:09First of all, stay calm and tell your friend that to enter the gypsy clan you need a
00:33:13godfather.
00:33:14The good thing is that I could be that godfather.
00:33:16Hey?
00:33:16For a thousand bucks?
00:33:18Well, it's going to be complicated, because my friend is only twelve forty...
00:33:25I'll tell him.
00:33:26One thing, sorry.
00:33:29Know?
00:33:30If my friend had to take the handkerchief test.
00:33:34Well yes.
00:33:35Okay, see you later.
00:33:36Oh, hey, if he needs, I mean, if your friend needs anything else, he can steal a cell phone and call me.
00:33:50Hey, you, great hair, what a ponytail you've got, I'd love to get some extensions, right?
00:33:56One snip and I'll give you twenty euros.
00:33:58Oh, for twenty euros I wouldn't even sell you the chumi thing.
00:34:02Unda!
00:34:03Look at her, she's covered in giant diapers.
00:34:11Palmi, Palmira.
00:34:12Gorgeous.
00:34:13One thing I wanted to ask you, have you already thought about who you're going to vote for?
00:34:15Because I have some ballet flats for you, but girls, fine ones, the kind that dance and everything.
00:34:19What, does it seduce you?
00:34:20That dick is making it difficult for you, huh?
00:34:22Yes, fuck.
00:34:23He's always ahead, and all I have left is the rubbish, improving on what's already there.
00:34:27What do you want, for people to vote for you, right?
00:34:30Well, be populist.
00:34:31Offer something that all crew members will enjoy.
00:34:33Something that people are desperately asking for.
00:34:35Yes, but she'd kill my sister for a trip to Copenhagen, even if she were going to Hawaii, even, even.
00:34:38No, you idiot, but he should remove the urine samples.
00:34:41Because let me tell you something, if things continue like this, the Puerto Urraco situation is going to turn into a row between grandmothers.
00:34:45Are you following me?
00:34:46Like a dog, a sausage.
00:34:48Come here, Palmira, and I'll give you a free masterclass in evil.
00:34:51Don't step on me there, you've just been mopped, man.
00:34:53I know, what am I being kind about?
00:35:01Finally, alone.
00:35:05My little beer.
00:35:06And now I'm putting on the mushrooms.
00:35:08Neither mushrooms nor Christ who founded it.
00:35:11Right now, pick up the baby and give him the bottle, because I have a prenatal class.
00:35:15Take.
00:35:15And get the bathtub ready, because we have to bathe the emeliers.
00:35:18To whom?
00:35:18Also, let's go!
00:35:20Where do these come from?
00:35:21Olé, olé, olé!
00:35:23Olé, olé, olé!
00:35:24Also, my child, olé, olé, olé!
00:35:26Let's go, my boy, olé!
00:35:29Let's go, my boy, olé!
00:35:33Let's go, my boy, olé!
00:35:34Let's go, my boy, olé!
00:35:35Like when we went on a trip to Amsterdam.
00:35:37Okay, Olivia, my daughter, forgive me.
00:35:39Look, I have to tell you that something has happened.
00:35:42Something what?
00:35:43No, and besides, there's no going back now.
00:35:44It's just that, going in reverse, damn it.
00:35:46What would it have cost me to back down?
00:35:48I'm so pissed off at my life.
00:35:49You're scaring me, aren't you?
00:35:51Listen, Olivia, look.
00:35:54I have received the results of some tests.
00:35:57Something very serious has already come to light.
00:36:01Are you going to die?
00:36:02Worse.
00:36:03I'm going to have a child.
00:36:06But that's great!
00:36:07Yes, great.
00:36:09You have no idea what a pain it is to have a child.
00:36:12Did you hear me?
00:36:13I've been a terrible father.
00:36:16If only...
00:36:16Dad, come on, don't be so hard on me, you used to work really hard.
00:36:19No, Olivia, you didn't have a father.
00:36:20I was a telephone voice with disco music playing in the background.
00:36:24All the more reason.
00:36:26Look, I've hardly seen you and I love you,
00:36:28Why wouldn't that child love you, the one who's been there for you from the very beginning?
00:36:32But?
00:36:33Yeah.
00:36:36Sure, honey, maybe this...
00:36:38Of course, it's a second chance that life is giving me.
00:36:40Clear.
00:36:41Finally I'll be able to be a good father.
00:36:44What's more, I'm going to be a good husband too.
00:36:46I'm going to ask Tere to marry me.
00:36:48What great news!
00:36:51Dad, I'm going to be able to play the cello at a christening and at a wedding.
00:36:55Thank you very much, my daughter.
00:36:57Olivia, we'll see about the cello thing, if that's what it is.
00:37:00Okay.
00:37:06But how can they let him check a suitcase?
00:37:10I'll give it to you.
00:37:13Thanks, Nati.
00:37:15I'm sorry, I'm just feeling sensitive about this pregnancy thing.
00:37:19Oops!
00:37:20But he's kicking!
00:37:22No, it's the...
00:37:23Where is the prettiest girl on the ship? I'll bring her some chocolates.
00:37:27Oh, thank you, Ray!
00:37:29I shouldn't, but I really want to.
00:37:31It will be a lens through which to view that.
00:37:32No, no, no, no.
00:37:33It was just that...
00:37:35Oh well, it doesn't matter.
00:37:37Are you already packing your suitcase before the vote?
00:37:39Hey, I'm not trying to interfere, okay?
00:37:41But as my mother says, I think you're selling the copper before you steal it.
00:37:45Okay, Ray, how can I explain it to you?
00:37:47It's more likely that I'll lose the vote than that Palmira will walk the runway for Jean Paul Gaultier.
00:37:52So, are you leaving?
00:37:54Yeah.
00:37:56But hey, that doesn't mean we won't see each other again.
00:37:58When you come to Copenhagen, we'll meet up.
00:38:00Well, yes, your wife lets you, of course.
00:38:03Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:38:05Since we might not see each other again,
00:38:08There's something I'd like to tell you before you leave.
00:38:11I don't understand.
00:38:13Come.
00:38:17Ugh, I'm really embarrassed to tell you this, it's something very personal and...
00:38:20Oh, Ray.
00:38:21Okay, how can I tell you this?
00:38:27You.
00:38:30I?
00:38:31Would you kiss Samara in front of a bunch of people?
00:38:34That?
00:38:34Sure, that way everyone would realize she's a lesbian and I wouldn't have to marry her.
00:38:38How can someone be such a pig?
00:38:41Are you trying to get me to sleep with your fiancée?
00:38:45Hooking up?
00:38:45No, no, no, no, no, no, it's just a little kiss.
00:38:47Okay, let's see, if they want to use a little bit of tongue to speed things up, that'll always save you...
00:38:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what's going on?
00:38:52I like men.
00:38:53And preferably handsome and with a Mercedes in the garage.
00:38:56Yes, but I'm not asking you this on a whim, Natalia.
00:38:58No.
00:39:00No.
00:39:05You know, I don't want to mortgage my life for a family obligation, Natalia.
00:39:08And what I'm about to tell you might sound really cheesy, okay?
00:39:10But if I ever get married, I want it to be with the girl I truly love.
00:39:14Not this.
00:39:15The thing is...
00:39:17It's the same.
00:39:18Look, I don't believe what I'm about to say, okay?
00:39:23Alright.
00:39:24Will I kiss your fiancée?
00:39:26Oh really?
00:39:27I will kiss.
00:39:27I said I will kiss.
00:39:28If they touch my butt, I'll scream.
00:39:30No, not cuckoo.
00:39:30Cuckoo no.
00:39:32Oh, thank you so much.
00:39:39And if you stick your finger in here, you could crush people.
00:39:42Look, now I'm crushing Natalia's head.
00:39:45I mean, no...
00:39:47Take.
00:39:47Boss, are you listening to me, yes or no?
00:39:50Uh, yes.
00:39:50Don't stay a brown gypsy.
00:39:52You're in trouble with the gypsy world, boss.
00:39:53A moral-racial dilemma.
00:39:55And a brunette flirted with me and...
00:39:57Well, apart from the fact that my Tere is there,
00:39:59The girl is more gypsy than a melon stand.
00:40:01It's complicated because, well,
00:40:03black salsa,
00:40:05China morbazo,
00:40:06skimmed curiosity.
00:40:08But the thing is...
00:40:08The thing is, I know very little about gypsies because
00:40:11living in La Moraleja and studying at a private school,
00:40:13The first gypsy I saw was when I was 30 years old and from a distance.
00:40:16So, what do I do?
00:40:17Oh, little field.
00:40:19Okay, on a scale of one to ten, how much do gypsies disgust you?
00:40:22Did he leave eleven?
00:40:23No.
00:40:24Ten.
00:40:25And how much does the gypsy woman charge you?
00:40:26Is eleven not allowed?
00:40:27Ten.
00:40:28Draw.
00:40:29In case of a tie, debate.
00:40:30Look, Campillo, it's all part of the mystery.
00:40:33Love can come to you anywhere.
00:40:35either way,
00:40:36And no matter how many mistakes you've made,
00:40:38We all deserve a chance,
00:40:39even if you're a bad father, a bad husband.
00:40:42You understand me?
00:40:45No.
00:40:47Okay, let's analyze the issue from all perspectives.
00:40:49Breasts, size, what would you say they are like?
00:40:52Pear-shaped or golden apple-shaped.
00:40:56I have experienced your dilemma firsthand.
00:40:59You won't believe it.
00:41:00And I find it very difficult to admit,
00:41:02But once I couldn't resist the charms of a woman from...
00:41:06Toledo.
00:41:08But what about saving yourself for Tere?
00:41:11You've been working in that mine for ten years,
00:41:13And what have you achieved?
00:41:15Just calluses on my hands.
00:41:17Sideboard.
00:41:18So, what would it be?
00:41:19The shape of this with the size of this.
00:41:23Love should be taken as it comes.
00:41:25even if it's by surprise.
00:41:26Look at me.
00:41:27Who would have told me
00:41:28Did he really think he was going to have a child with Tere at this point?
00:41:32Is Tere pregnant?
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:34And I thought that with so much alcohol
00:41:36My boys were unable to find an egg even with GPS.
00:41:39Come on.
00:41:42I understand, boss.
00:41:43I have lost the love of my life,
00:41:44so...
00:41:45I'm going for the gypsy.
00:41:48What happened?
00:41:49And what does it smell like?
00:41:51This plan can't go wrong.
00:41:53But look, I don't know what to tell you, Mariano, eh?
00:41:55Because I don't think this is a good idea.
00:41:56Let's see if it's going to upset his stomach.
00:41:58I'd rather keep them for myself.
00:41:59Palmira, Palmira, I know you.
00:42:00These muffins are named after Margarita Santaella.
00:42:03Yes, but the marijuana is mine.
00:42:04Let's see if on top of ruining my business...
00:42:05I have to pay for the highs.
00:42:07This trustee, huh?
00:42:08That it goes up.
00:42:09Let's see, Palmira.
00:42:10Don't we want to do away with testing?
00:42:12Yeah.
00:42:12Well, my sister eats these muffins
00:42:13And tomorrow it will give results that even Astron wouldn't believe.
00:42:16I hope so, Mariano, I hope so.
00:42:18What a shame.
00:42:22Come in, Mariano.
00:42:24Little sister.
00:42:25Little sister.
00:42:26A riddle.
00:42:27What is it that you always, always feel like doing?
00:42:30But you can't afford it.
00:42:31Saying goodbye.
00:42:32Oh, what a sense of humor.
00:42:33Has anyone had a bad day?
00:42:35That's why you deserve a little treat.
00:42:37Look what muffin I've brought you.
00:42:38No, thanks.
00:42:39Take them to Gabriel, he might need a wedding cake too.
00:42:42Now that he's going to marry Tere.
00:42:44You've heard.
00:42:45What a mess, huh?
00:42:46It must have hurt you a lot.
00:42:47It's the same with a muffin, then, it makes you feel better.
00:42:49Dolores?
00:42:49I couldn't care less what those two do.
00:42:51Look, Gabriel and I are inseparable.
00:42:53We're like Batman and Robin
00:42:54And you are the penguin,
00:42:55But, damn it, you're my sister.
00:42:56And here I acknowledge, then, that he has gone too far.
00:42:58You think?
00:42:59Man, it's humiliating, damn it.
00:43:00He missed you.
00:43:01And on top of that, she's going to get married on the boat in front of you.
00:43:03That's emotional bullying.
00:43:06I don't want a muffin, damn it!
00:43:08What I really want right now is a big drink, damn it.
00:43:10But, but, Marga, the muffin...
00:43:13Ah, well, look, well, yes.
00:43:15Better.
00:43:16A drink will do you wonders
00:43:18and that way there would be no problems.
00:43:20But I can't, Mariano, I can't.
00:43:22With these controls, I have to set an example.
00:43:24Very good, Marga.
00:43:25That's what I like to hear.
00:43:25True to your principles
00:43:26while Gabriel rebuilds his life and is happy.
00:43:30Come on.
00:43:31Hurry, the vitamins are disappearing.
00:43:38And now you will be happy.
00:43:41And I hope your partridges rot.
00:43:46Oh, oh, oh!
00:43:48Ha ha ha!
00:43:48Madam and director, are you alright?
00:43:50I heard him complaining.
00:43:51Of course I'm fine, why would I be unwell?
00:43:54Hey?
00:43:54Because Gabriel is marrying Tere.
00:43:56Well, I couldn't care less.
00:43:58What's happening?
00:43:59Everyone here is going to be happy except me.
00:44:01Well, I couldn't care less.
00:44:03That I'll be left alone forever and blind in one eye.
00:44:06I don't care.
00:44:07Because I am a very happy person.
00:44:10Okay?
00:44:14If it's any consolation,
00:44:15I would marry you without hesitation.
00:44:17You know what pisses me off the most?
00:44:19They're going to get married
00:44:21And they're going to be happy because of me.
00:44:24One moment.
00:44:26Did I make them get married?
00:44:27I can undo their marriage too, right?
00:44:29What's your turn to play!
00:44:31What are you playing?
00:44:37It smells like her
00:44:39and to Geneva.
00:44:45Samara,
00:44:47I'm really embarrassed to tell you this, but...
00:44:49In the end.
00:44:50Let's go.
00:44:54My beloved Samara,
00:44:55With those big breasts, it's hard for me to look you in the face...
00:44:59What's wrong? Don't you like it?
00:45:00No, because this guide has too many museums and not enough brothels.
00:45:03Ah, your statement?
00:45:05It's shit.
00:45:06Knew.
00:45:07What I'm good at is weapons, not words.
00:45:10If the Cupid thing were true
00:45:11and be able to win a woman over by shooting an arrow into her heart,
00:45:14It would already be mine.
00:45:14Clear.
00:45:15The bad thing is that I would be dead.
00:45:19Look, Campillo,
00:45:20I'm going to give you some basic advice on how to confess your feelings.
00:45:22Flowers yes, words no.
00:45:24Do you have it?
00:45:27Advice!
00:45:27If things go well and we have a child, we'll name him Mariano after his scent.
00:45:30Well, no, it has a really bad rhyme.
00:45:32Come on.
00:45:35Oh, Denmark!
00:45:37Let's see how to say Jamelga in Danish.
00:45:41Jamelgit.
00:45:42Jamelgitit.
00:45:43Oh yes, Mom, what a joy!
00:45:45If it's a girl, I'm going to name her Lola, like Lola Flores.
00:45:48And if it's a boy, I'm going to name him Michelle, like Michelle Jackson.
00:45:53Let's see if an artist doesn't emerge.
00:45:56That!
00:45:59What a thoughtful gesture, Marga!
00:46:00Are you here to congratulate me on the pregnancy?
00:46:03Congratulations?
00:46:04Normal.
00:46:05If that womb is emptier than that head.
00:46:07The analyses are wrong.
00:46:10I put someone else's pee in you.
00:46:12How can you put someone else's pee in my duct?
00:46:14Are you stupid?
00:46:15My mother, Tere, my mother.
00:46:19What has changed in the samples?
00:46:21That you are not pregnant.
00:46:23And don't take it personally,
00:46:25Because I'm doing this just to mess with Gabriel's life.
00:46:28Gabriel.
00:46:40Gabriel!
00:46:43Here it goes.
00:46:47Okay, so now you go into his cabin as if you were going to clean.
00:46:50You seduce her, and at nine o'clock sharp I come in with the whole clan and we catch you in the act.
00:46:54Hands-on, got it?
00:46:55Yes, yes, yes, perfectly.
00:46:56I don't know if you've understood it.
00:46:58I kiss her at nine o'clock sharp.
00:47:01I want to be spitting out Listerine by nine-thirty.
00:47:03Yes?
00:47:03Ch, ch, ch, ch, ch.
00:47:05One little thing.
00:47:08Ah, yes, yes.
00:47:10You're the best.
00:47:11Can you hear me?
00:47:11The best.
00:47:14Oh!
00:47:15Sorry.
00:47:15Well.
00:47:16Hey, since you're here?
00:47:17Do you think a girl would like these flowers?
00:47:19Uh, yeah, I guess so.
00:47:21Do you think a girl would like this neckline?
00:47:26Thank you.
00:47:30Gaby, were I looking for you, or do I have something to tell you?
00:47:32Okay, wait, I'll go first.
00:47:33You stay here, okay?
00:47:34Wait.
00:47:35Guys, a moment of attention, please.
00:47:38Oh, be careful, don't step on my dishes!
00:47:40Well, then the next shift is the dick's turn.
00:47:42Step on it!
00:47:43Walk with style!
00:47:44Gaby, I had something to tell you...
00:47:45Look, my situation is more important.
00:47:46Tere, wait, wait.
00:47:47Okay, I was thinking of creating a WhatsApp group to tell you this,
00:47:50But the truth is that some things need to be said to someone's face.
00:47:54Tere.
00:47:58What's this, Gaby?
00:47:59My Eagle Cloud hook from Cabo Largo.
00:48:02The most suitable one to catch a fish like you.
00:48:05Look, look what haircut she's going to have now.
00:48:07Look, Tere, I confess that when I found out you were pregnant
00:48:11The first thing I tried was to jump overboard.
00:48:15But anyway, that moment of panic passed
00:48:18I've realized how lucky I am to have a woman like you.
00:48:24Teresa Pérez, will you marry me?
00:48:28A little girl.
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:33That?
00:48:36You're kidding, right?
00:48:38Were you there?
00:48:39Look, Marga, just accept it.
00:48:40I've changed.
00:48:41I want to be a good father, a good husband.
00:48:43Do things right.
00:48:45Who isn't pregnant?
00:48:46I've changed the samples for you.
00:48:49to teach you a lesson.
00:48:50Ah, Marga, Marga, please don't embarrass yourself any further.
00:48:53He's got a serious case of blindness.
00:48:54You're the one who's blind, Chicho's mom knows it
00:48:56And he hasn't said anything to you.
00:48:59I thought so too, Gaby.
00:49:00The thing is, with all those lovely things you've said to me,
00:49:03I mean, let's see if he gets off his chest, gets off his chest.
00:49:05You're not going to back down, are you?
00:49:06Of course he's going to back down.
00:49:08Or do you think he asked you out of love?
00:49:09Hey, what do you know?
00:49:11Maybe I really meant it.
00:49:12I'll get married if I want to, mind you.
00:49:13And do you want to?
00:49:16Yes, I want to, but let's give it time, shall we?
00:49:18I mean, things need to be done calmly.
00:49:20without stress.
00:49:21We can have a great wedding there, or we can't have one at all.
00:49:24I don't know, we'll see how things go, right?
00:49:26Do you know what I think about all this?
00:49:30Here it goes.
00:49:39My goodness, Marga, people are right, you're doing great, aren't you?
00:49:42I think the best thing to do is to suspend the tests.
00:49:44Because instead of a boat, they're going to have to give you a cocktail shaker.
00:49:47Okay, so what do we do about the controls?
00:49:49Tell those bastards I don't want their disgusting piss.
00:49:52Very good.
00:49:54Take it, if I so choose.
00:49:55Come on.
00:49:58Dear colleagues, after arduous negotiations with management,
00:50:02I have achieved what I promised you,
00:50:03remove breathalyzer tests.
00:50:08One hour of happy hour!
00:50:11Very well, and now you know who to vote for, right?
00:50:13Let's all go.
00:50:14Mariano, champion, you're getting on the plane.
00:50:17Mariano, champion.
00:50:22Well, don't sing if you don't feel it.
00:50:24Let the ballot boxes speak.
00:50:28What are you doing, Chicken?
00:50:29I'm at Lala!
00:50:30I've caught you at a good time.
00:50:31I have to clean.
00:50:32It's okay, daughter.
00:50:33Come in, come in.
00:50:37It's so hot.
00:50:41No?
00:50:45Thank goodness I'm not wearing...
00:50:49breacas.
00:50:56Hey family, what are you doing here?
00:50:57Come to the plasma.
00:50:58Come on over to the cabin, man, and we'll have a really good party.
00:51:01Not even Lolita's boa constrictor, come on.
00:51:02Not now, son-in-law, because those from Gypsy Word
00:51:04They came to record the request for the chelote.
00:51:08We'll go out anyway.
00:51:08Yeah I know.
00:51:10Well, but we can also see it there in the cabin.
00:51:13No, this is better.
00:51:15And we had dinner.
00:51:17The people at the next table ordered some king prawns that look like cats.
00:51:25Come here, sweetie, I'm going to wear your thigh like an earmuff.
00:51:32Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
00:51:35You're not going very fast, are you?
00:51:38Why don't we do a striptease?
00:51:40Whatever you ask, sweetie.
00:51:43No, no, no.
00:52:14Let's go to the cabin, we have marine digital television there.
00:52:17Okay, yes, son, that's tiring, let's go to the cabin.
00:52:21Even if it's in Chufo el Infiernillo, I'll make some tortillas.
00:52:24Come on.
00:52:25Go on.
00:52:25Go on, cousin, go on.
00:52:27Come on.
00:52:31Oh, oh, wait, I'm new to this whole lesbian thing.
00:52:37And of course, I have many questions.
00:52:39For example, in...
00:52:42Oh.
00:52:43Who gets on top?
00:52:45Or how do you know it's over?
00:52:49Or when should you get a haircut?
00:52:51Well, I don't know.
00:52:52Let's see how long he wears it.
00:52:56No no!
00:52:57That's it, enough already, okay?
00:52:58The cucur, no.
00:53:01Come here.
00:53:03Samara, your skin is the wind in my boom.
00:53:08Natalia.
00:53:09Host!
00:53:09Alert, Boyer!
00:53:11What are you doing here?
00:53:11I, declare myself.
00:53:13Samara, you winked at me, you called me a jewel, and of course, my mother got her hopes up, and I came to
00:53:18to give you my flower.
00:53:19I can't believe it, Samara.
00:53:20You're getting involved with Campilla.
00:53:24What's going on here, kid?
00:53:26Rapier?
00:53:27I was there and she came and she...
00:53:28Okay, let's see, this isn't what it seems, huh?
00:53:30I came to Samara to shoot her with my arrow, the arrow of my love, Cupid's arrow, you understand?
00:53:35No to sticking my penis in her, which I didn't even mean penis, damn, what a day I'm having.
00:53:38Yes, it is what it seems.
00:53:40We are lesbians.
00:53:43Phew!
00:53:44Long live the Bimbo roll!
00:53:45Bun!
00:53:46That's it, bun!
00:53:47Bun!
00:53:48Well, that's it, it was a pleasure.
00:53:50Greetings to your lesbian friends.
00:53:52And I'm leaving now because I have...
00:53:54Okay, see you later.
00:53:54Good night.
00:53:55You have broken my heart, Lord Patriarch.
00:53:57Come here.
00:53:59And your house here?
00:54:00Well, so what?
00:54:02The important thing here is that the girl is a lesbian and that I'm not going to get married.
00:54:06I like having things in common with my wife, but not that many.
00:54:09That's it, that's it.
00:54:10My Ray is right.
00:54:11That you have tried to tarnish the good name of our family by deceiving us.
00:54:15Now I understand why you were always with your hands in the peaches when you were a girl.
00:54:20Well, there's no wedding.
00:54:22But the Heredias family still owes me money, and nobody is leaving here until we sort this out.
00:54:28Well, that's it.
00:54:30You tell me.
00:54:33Oh, well, this is more of a family matter.
00:54:35No, come on.
00:54:36Damn, I'll paint it somewhere.
00:54:43What did I tell you?
00:54:44Voting doesn't happen until noon.
00:54:46My goodness, how the masses love to give their opinions.
00:54:48It's me.
00:54:50Hey, Natalia!
00:54:51I came to congratulate you on removing the analyses.
00:54:54What brilliant mind lurks beneath that silky hair?
00:54:58Thank you, Natalia.
00:54:59Only a woman of your class would accept defeat like that.
00:55:01The way the PSOE sees you makes you a candidate.
00:55:04Well, at least the best one beat me.
00:55:07We need to see what a way to dazzle the crew.
00:55:10How do you do it?
00:55:11It's very simple.
00:55:12It's a matter of offering them a trinket.
00:55:13Their opium to brighten their month.
00:55:15It's like giving peanuts to monkeys.
00:55:19Anyone who hears you will think you think the crew members are monkeys.
00:55:22Natalia, please.
00:55:23Don't insult monkeys.
00:55:25If these are below.
00:55:25If these are gossips.
00:55:26They're like the chopper of sausage.
00:55:27Like the foie gras in pâté.
00:55:34They're behind it, aren't they?
00:55:39What a funny misunderstanding.
00:55:41Look, I meant it affectionately.
00:55:43I love foie gras.
00:55:44So, calling a foie gras isn't a bad thing.
00:55:45And about the monkeys, well, that's it.
00:55:47Probably.
00:55:49You can see it.
00:55:49Fake, cheap, without style.
00:55:52Like a bag from a street vendor.
00:55:54Man, without style.
00:55:54No style, Mariano, no style.
00:55:56So now you know who to vote for.
00:55:58Me.
00:56:00Covert emergency!
00:56:01Guys, where are you going?
00:56:03Endurance.
00:56:07I'm going to give you some advice.
00:56:09Next time, eat a stuffed waist.
00:56:12Like you.
00:56:15He saved my life.
00:56:16And what about my son.
00:56:22Let's see, let's see, let's see.
00:56:23Let's see.
00:56:24It's not that big of a deal, is it?
00:56:26Let's see if now, for saving a pregnant woman and her baby, we're going to canonize him.
00:56:32Ladies and gentlemen.
00:56:33We have finished counting the votes.
00:56:35And democracy, with its velvety voice, has spoken in capital letters.
00:56:40Come on.
00:56:40Heavy, we want heavy.
00:56:42Okay, okay, okay.
00:56:43Obama is the black panther!
00:56:47That?
00:56:48Doesn't it suck when they steal your prize?
00:56:50Hey, but if what I wanted was a short getaway, I have an apartment in Marbella with a jacuzzi.
00:56:54where both of us fit.
00:56:55Yeah?
00:56:58Before that, I throw the ship's propellers.
00:57:00OK.
00:57:07Mom, mom, stop.
00:57:08Oh, please, lots of kisses, lots of kisses, but every time you come up you mess things up for me.
00:57:12Oh, and by the way, bring the cutlery you put in your bag, come on.
00:57:15Come on, son, they're just souvenirs for the family.
00:57:18Bring souvenirs.
00:57:20Bring it.
00:57:20No, it will give it to you.
00:57:22Nobody finds out about that.
00:57:24So what?
00:57:25Have you made up with the lover?
00:57:26Yes, we're going to reunite your niece Layali with your cousin Laron.
00:57:30It's perfect timing, because she's having her First Communion in the morning and we're getting married in the afternoon.
00:57:35Look, that's well thought out.
00:57:36Wait a second, Mom.
00:57:38Well, Samara, in the end we can't be husband and wife, but hey, maybe we'll get along better this way.
00:57:43Oh, well yes, that's great for me.
00:57:46But seriously, I've never seen the Pope so angry.
00:57:49He threatened me and I had to go to university.
00:57:51Where, huh?
00:57:51To university.
00:57:53Ah.
00:57:54Oh, I'm so short, aren't I?
00:57:56Dale.
00:57:58Luck.
00:57:59I don't know what he said.
00:58:00Okay, fine, I'll keep it simple.
00:58:02Oh, oh, oh.
00:58:03Come on, go.
00:58:04They've already healed my box.
00:58:05Take care, Raimundo.
00:58:06Home.
00:58:07Behave yourself, cousin.
00:58:08Damn, Campillo, you look awful.
00:58:11What's happening?
00:58:12Is Bruz Willy doing another comedy?
00:58:13Take it away, take it away.
00:58:14That's all we needed.
00:58:16What I'm experiencing is love.
00:58:18It's like napalm.
00:58:19It sticks to you, it spreads and...
00:58:21And it hurts.
00:58:23Okay, calm down, Campillo.
00:58:25Hey, nobody dies of love.
00:58:27Also, I don't know if you've heard, but Tere isn't pregnant after all.
00:58:30Tere isn't pregnant?
00:58:31Clear.
00:58:32So, there's hope for our love.
00:58:35But she's going to marry the captain.
00:58:45Are you suffocating me, Campillo?
00:58:47Oh!
00:58:52How can this woman be so filthy?
00:58:54Oh, of course.
00:58:56Since she has to clean it, well now it's my turn.
00:59:01You really need patience, so...
00:59:03Oops!
00:59:04Some muffins.
00:59:05But they haven't touched them.
00:59:09Let's see...
00:59:13It smells like a cabin in Palmyra.
00:59:23Marga, the little black boy can't go to Copenhagen.
00:59:25And I'm not saying this from a place of racism, I'm saying it from a place of illegality.
00:59:28Loam!
00:59:39Cicadas!
00:59:40What a range of options it has!
00:59:42Cicadas!
00:59:43Horny!
00:59:44No!
00:59:46The troika, you say.
00:59:48What's up, troika?
00:59:52Hello, chief supervisor.
00:59:55I've put blurry clothes on you, huh?
00:59:57Damn, what a mess that dick is in.
00:59:59It's already done this afternoon, now.
01:00:01What a pain, she doesn't even leave the crumbs.
Comentarios