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00:00No, no, no
01:13I have a 300 square meter workshop with two pits and a car lift.
01:19Yes, that speeds up the repairs.
01:21So what does it say?
01:23I appreciate your interest, but I'm very comfortable here.
01:26Will I pay him double what he earns now?
01:28No, I don't care about money.
01:30You are very harsh.
01:32No, that's not it. It's just that I'm very happy where I am and I don't want to change jobs.
01:38It would be great with me.
01:40Sure, but I'm doing very well now.
01:41Well, if you change your mind, call me.
01:44Thank you very much, but I don't think I'll change my mind.
01:47Good morning.
01:48Good morning.
01:56Wow, they want to sign you, huh?
01:58Yes. He has a big workshop and thinks that having me as his mechanic...
02:03Since I prepare Carlos's bikes, all the motocross fans will go there.
02:10And... are you going to leave?
02:12No, no. I'm happy the way I am.
02:16You love my father very much, don't you?
02:17Also.
02:19Also?
02:20No.
02:21Does that mean there's someone else keeping you here in this house?
02:25No.
02:27Well, yes, of course. It's...
02:30This...
02:30Carlos, right?
02:30Oh, oh, oh!
02:31What happened to you?
02:32No, no. I...
02:33Every now and then I pick up a screwdriver and prick myself, just to keep from getting out of practice.
02:38Oh...
02:38Well, as soon as you can, put some alcohol on it.
02:41Yeah.
02:42No.
02:44Thank you.
02:45You're welcome, man.
02:46Okay, I'm going to write this letter to my boyfriend,
02:49which is in Barcelona.
02:51See you later.
02:52See you later, Rufo.
03:14Stop, it's going to be like this!
03:15Stop, it's going to be like this!
03:15Stop, it's going to be like this!
03:17Stop, it's going to be like this!
03:26Hello, Rufo, look at me, look at me closely.
03:29Do you know who's standing in front of you?
03:31Well, to the future mayor of the city.
03:34I'm going to have to take some poster-sized photos.
03:38Something's been going on, huh?
03:39This car.
03:40Ah!
03:41It has 90,000 kilometers.
03:42But the owner wants us to set the counter to 12,000.
03:46Then do it.
03:47But, boss, it's obvious that it's to scam someone they want to sell it to.
03:51And what's that to us?
03:53Your job is purely technical.
03:55And don't ruin my day with your decency.
03:58But today I am very happy.
03:59And this is the contentment.
04:00Ah, chipe! Ah, chipe!
04:01Sit down, say it!
04:02Come on, stay!
04:04The valve ensures a slow, automatic reduction of steam from maximum pressure to total absence of pressure.
04:13And what does that mean?
04:15And what do I know?
04:16It says so here.
04:18Consuelo, look, look at me.
04:20What do you notice about me today?
04:21You're getting fatter and you should be using the pressure cooker we bought.
04:26Seriously, don't you notice a kind of halo around me?
04:29Have you not showered today?
04:31Oh, shut up, you anxious person.
04:33What happened to you that you're so happy?
04:35I come imbued with the scent of authority.
04:38What have you always been in charge of?
04:40Okay, okay, let's stop messing around and see, how are we going to make the fabada in this contraption?
04:43We haven't reached that point yet.
04:45Let's continue.
04:46But, Consuelo, something very important has happened in my life, especially at my age.
04:50Ah, I know!
04:51You've taken a mistress.
04:52Well, what happened?
04:54Well, I've received a call from the district council.
04:57Representatives from two neighborhood associations were present.
05:01And what will you say they've proposed to me?
05:03Ah!
05:03Here it is.
05:05Fabada!
05:05Two and a half liters of water are put in the pot.
05:09Nothing gets put in the pot because I'm talking!
05:12Leave that alone.
05:13Yes, sorry.
05:14Well, let's see what the heck we're going to eat today.
05:17Go on, Juan.
05:18What have they proposed to you at the town hall?
05:20Well, the neighbors want to nominate me for district councilor.
05:26What a terrible lineup of candidates!
05:27What do they have to put up with from you?
05:29So, what do you think?
05:32Councilwoman?
05:33I don't know, it's a surprise.
05:35And which political party will you join?
05:37Well, they say I can go it alone.
05:40Hey, do you think I should order the morning suit now?
05:43I have to tell them to get me a medal.
05:46Because a morning suit without a medal and sash loses a lot, eh?
05:49Will you have to buy a top hat?
05:51No, that's for when I'm mayor, yes.
05:53I need to find some papers that those gentlemen have to do with, yes.
05:56They're going to open this here.
05:58We'll have to give them coffee or a drink.
06:00Well, what if Angustia put on her cap and red fig tree again?
06:03No! I refuse!
06:05Forget about that.
06:07We'll prepare everything, don't worry.
06:08Just imagine, on the king's birthday, at the Royal Palace, you and I singing that to his majesty
06:17of...
06:18Happy birthday!
06:20Juan Carlitos, may God bless you!
06:25I'm very excited.
06:30Oh, ma'am, I know he loves you very much, but do you have a more foolish husband?
06:35A little more respect, you anxious people.
06:37He's not stupid at all.
06:39The thing is, he's a good person, and there are many good people out there.
06:43who calls them fools.
06:44Okay, enough of this nonsense, let's get to the fabada.
06:47Oh, by the way, I spoke to the girl this morning.
06:50Which girl?
06:51What kind of girl will it be? Your daughter.
06:53He says he needs to talk to you because he wants to get married.
06:55And he's clueless when it comes to cooking.
06:57She says she wins men over through their stomachs.
06:59And she doesn't want to ruin her husband's liver because she doesn't know what to do with an egg.
07:03He says he doesn't know whether to boil it, fry it...
07:05We'll talk to her. You'll help me, okay?
07:08Oh, of course. That's what I spent five years as a cook in a nightclub on Paralelo in Barcelona.
07:15Ah, the memories. But keep reading.
07:19Let's see.
07:23Good morning.
07:25Good morning.
07:28Ah, it's you.
07:30Wow. So you work here.
07:32Yes, sir. Since its inauguration.
07:36But you're not going to try to convince me that the sports center and gardens are nonsense, are you?
07:41No.
07:43I didn't even know I was going to find you here.
07:48I've come to see Don Juan García.
07:51Just a moment. I'll let you know right away.
07:57Boss! Boss! You have a visitor!
08:00I'll be right out!
08:03It's coming now. If you'd like to sit down.
08:06No, thanks.
08:07I honestly feel like we're enemies.
08:09No, no. Not enemies.
08:12We have differing opinions.
08:15You want an area designated for parks and sports to be rezoned so you can build 600 homes and make a fortune.
08:22And a few of us in the neighborhood are against it. That's all.
08:26But you have nothing to do.
08:28Residents' associations disagree.
08:30Not all of them. There are others who are on our side.
08:34I know. I know.
08:35We're tied.
08:37And as long as there is a tie, there is no agreement.
08:38Therefore, there is no request for reclassification to the community.
08:45Ah, it's you, Mr. Durán.
08:47I was expecting him later.
08:48I haven't found all the papers yet, but...
08:50No. I jumped the gun.
08:52I have an appointment with Loroño at the cafe on the corner.
08:55Well, listen.
08:56If you have a coffee with him, I'll have everything ready right away.
08:59Very good.
09:00Don't rush.
09:01Look for your papers quietly.
09:04See you later.
09:05Oh, no. Something I've been thinking about.
09:07For the act of constitution of the association, when I am appointed president,
09:12I will have no choice but to give a speech.
09:16TRUE?
09:17Well, I don't know.
09:19Yeah.
09:21Probably so.
09:22I figured as much.
09:24Okay, I'm going to review the draft I've written and then I'll read it to you.
09:27Very well. Goodbye.
09:29Bye bye.
09:30Bye bye.
09:32This man is very nice.
09:34She has a smile that's all right.
09:36It makes your teeth tingle, doesn't it?
09:37But are you going to form a new residents' association?
09:40Yes, yes.
09:41The thing is, I still don't know what to call her.
09:44Association of residents who support Juan García.
09:48Or a neighborhood group to promote Juan García for mayor of the city.
09:53I don't know.
09:53I don't know, I don't know.
09:54But boss, there are things you should know.
09:56That man who has finished.
09:57Then, Rufo, then.
09:58Unless it's something very urgent, don't call me!
10:02Come on!
10:07Here, when they tell me...
10:08Your Excellency, Mr. President of the Government...
10:11This is...
10:24Have those gentlemen arrived yet?
10:26They won't be long.
10:28Aren't you still using the new pot, daughter?
10:30No, I'm waiting for the baby girl.
10:32I need to talk to her.
10:33And look, I'm glad you're here too.
10:36Is something wrong?
10:37No, what's natural.
10:38She's getting married.
10:39And since she's so young, there are certain things they have no idea about.
10:42And that they are fundamental to the happiness of newlyweds.
10:46Ah, but you've never spoken to her woman to woman.
10:50She has never wanted to talk about those things.
10:52Well, here's something that might be useful to you.
10:56It's a book that tells everything in detail.
11:03Books are not necessary.
11:05I will tell you about my experiences.
11:07And since you're here, you'll help me.
11:09Those things embarrass me a lot.
11:11The thing is...
11:13You don't have to be ashamed, it's...
11:16It's perfectly natural.
11:17You're very modern, aren't you?
11:21Ah, you're just in time, daughter.
11:23Yes, what's wrong, Mom?
11:25She told me that there are things a married woman needs to know.
11:28Ah.
11:29In which you are fasting.
11:31Well, fortunately?
11:33No, fortunately not.
11:36We already know you don't have to be an expert at that,
11:38But for the simplest things, you have to be prepared.
11:42I've never been a figure like that.
11:44But when I got married, I already knew what was up to me.
11:46Wow!
11:47You've never complained.
11:49Consuelo, how did you know so much about that subject?
11:53Ah, my mother taught me.
11:55But those were different times.
11:57So we young girls wanted to go into marriage prepared.
12:01And I was prepared, admit it.
12:04Woman, here, in front of the girl, you're making me blush.
12:09Anguish!
12:10Anguish!
12:11Come help me!
12:12Ah, but you're going to bring up a lot of worries about this.
12:14She's an expert.
12:16It's because when she was young she worked nights on the Barcelona parallel street.
12:19Beware, it comes with anxieties.
12:20Well, it doesn't seem like it, you see?
12:23Of course, maybe it was different when I was younger.
12:27Was the lady calling?
12:28Yeah.
12:29I'm going to talk to the girl and I want you to be there.
12:31You have more experience.
12:33Absolutely, come on, a nighttime experience on the parallel street in Barcelona.
12:37That way you can.
12:38Well, I'm off, things are getting...
12:41No, no, no, no.
12:41I want you to be my witness.
12:43Yeah?
12:43You tell me if I have treated you with kindness.
12:47Consuelo, you don't expect me to tell the girl that...
12:50No, no, no, of course not.
12:51I just want you to verify what I'm saying.
12:53Okay, okay.
12:55What a rush, man.
12:56I'm so embarrassed.
12:58Okay, let's begin.
12:59What is most important?
13:00The first thing is to do what your husband likes best.
13:04Isn't that right, Don Juan?
13:06Well, yes, yes, but let's keep things civil, daughter.
13:08Don't overdo it, okay?
13:10I've always done what you liked best, Juan.
13:13Yes, but let's proceed in an orderly fashion.
13:15Of course, man.
13:16Wasn't he going to do anything drastic that would hurt you?
13:19No, no, of course not.
13:20No strong stuff, no, no, no.
13:22Especially not now, at your age.
13:25At my age, one is already looking for soup and good wine.
13:28Well, Enrique likes spicy things.
13:31And how do you know that?
13:33Why did you tell me that?
13:35Well, the truth is that young people these days are so shameless that...
13:39Okay, let's take an example.
13:41A plan for a memorable night.
13:45Or a wedding anniversary.
13:47But give me details...
13:49Okay, if you're going to give details, I'm leaving, okay?
13:52Don't be silly.
13:54Don't move from there.
13:55Well, to start with, something light.
13:59Don't start with lingerie because I'm definitely leaving.
14:02And champagne.
14:03A bottle of ice-cold champagne.
14:05Then, without rushing, savoring it, a little spicy, since he likes it.
14:12For example, you could put...
14:16Trout with champagne.
14:19Anxiety?
14:20But how are you going to put the trout in the champagne for that boy?
14:24But what kind of vocabulary is that?
14:26Well, it's very successful.
14:27We did it very often on the parallel line.
14:30We'll have to see what kind of dirty trick that is.
14:32Well, every night two or three clients asked me to do it for them.
14:36And he paid me very well.
14:38But...
14:39But who have we let into our home?
14:41Oh...
14:42And finally, the main course.
14:45Don't tell them the details of the main course in front of me.
14:54The really important thing, daughter, is not to forget to pray.
14:57That.
14:58To cook the eggs you have to say a prayer.
15:00But how awful.
15:01Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
15:03Dad is acting so strange.
15:05It sounds like we're talking about bedroom antics.
15:07Oh, I don't need you for that.
15:10But girl.
15:11Say yes, daughter, say yes.
15:13Rufo!
15:14Where have you gone?
15:15Here I am, boss.
15:16Oh, I didn't see you.
15:21What? How's that going?
15:22Well, that's no small matter.
15:24Here we are now, Mr. Garcia.
15:27Hey, good morning.
15:29Come in, come in.
15:30I was waiting for them.
15:32Well, I have all the papers here now.
15:35Look, look, here it is.
15:36It's not necessary.
15:38We are sure that you will have everything in order.
15:40Ah, it's just that I like to do things right.
15:43Well, when I'm a councilman they'll find out what I'm like when I demand things.
15:48I was thinking, to be president of the association you'll need to know languages, right?
15:53Because if I'm taken out of the WIDELJES, I'm lost, huh?
15:56No.
15:57Furthermore, if you ever have to travel to Paris, London, or New York, the association will also provide you with a
16:03interpreter.
16:04Ah, but you have to travel at the neighbors' expense.
16:08Unforeseen displacements always arise.
16:11Great, great.
16:13Okay, so when do we form the association?
16:16Well, quickly, of course.
16:17But first, we need to give you some background information on something very important.
16:22You have to cooperate with us.
16:25Of course, man.
16:26Come on, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be able to become mayor.
16:29Ah.
16:30By the way, before we go any further,
16:33Upon taking office as mayor...
16:35First of the presidency of the residents' association.
16:38Well, yes, that's it.
16:40I'll have to give a speech, won't I?
16:43Well, yes. I think so.
16:46What do you mean, "you think so"? I'm sure of it.
16:49Well, I've got it now.
16:51I wrote it a while ago, but I've tweaked it a bit and it's beautiful.
16:57It's simple, but convincing.
16:59Well, to be honest, just between us I copied it from a book of famous speeches.
17:04I'm going to read them to you.
17:06Now?
17:06Why not? Are we in a hurry?
17:09No, no, no. Not me. What about you?
17:11I have nothing better to do than test the oratory skills of our future mayor.
17:17Go ahead, Garcia.
17:18Okay, let's go then.
17:20It starts like this.
17:23Spaniards!
17:26Huh? Spaniards?
17:27What an original way to start a speech, right?
17:30Yes, I had never heard of it.
17:33Well, Spaniards!
17:34It is a great pleasure for me to find myself before this magnificent gathering.
17:38I say this because I assume there will be a lot of people listening to me there, right?
17:42Yes of course.
17:43This grand gathering clearly reflects the spirit of the movement.
17:48I mention movement because they won't all be still; they'll be moving from one side to the other.
17:53Obviously.
17:54The movement that proves we are the spiritual reserve of the West.
18:01I don't know what this "reservation" thing means, but it sounds really good.
18:05From the West that has brought us despite the persistent drought.
18:09The drought is a good thing because you can't please everyone.
18:13And so he says.
18:14Drought that leads us to achieve comfort goals symbolized by the plot of land in the countryside and in the
18:21Seat Malaga.
18:23The book mentioned the 600, but that car is no longer manufactured, so it won't be included.
18:28Malaga, so I can assure you that I will be at the service of the association.
18:33In the book he puts himself at the service of Spain, but I'll leave that for when you hear his mayoral speech.
18:39Better.
18:40From the association until God calls me to his side.
18:44I'm already seeing people crying about this.
18:47Above, the association.
18:49And you'll have to say, John, John, John, and everyone else, right?
18:54Kissing the banners, going crazy.
18:56What do you think?
18:57Amazing.
18:57It's going to be a success.
18:59With speeches like that, you can stay in power for 40 years.
19:04Well, I know I have charisma.
19:07A lot of charisma.
19:08Well, now we need to talk about something very important.
19:11Yeah?
19:12We need to be sure that we can count on you.
19:15Do they count?
19:16Of course they count.
19:17Once the association was formed with a few of our neighbors and friends and appointed
19:22Mr. President, the most important issue that will be raised is the rezoning of
19:27some land.
19:29But what's wrong, Rufo?
19:31Nothing, nothing, boss.
19:32I'm working here and without realizing it, the horn has honked.
19:36Okay, okay, okay.
19:37A rezoning of some land, you say?
19:40Yes, nothing.
19:42A green area is useless.
19:44Where several floors can be built for so many young people who want to get married
19:49and they have nowhere to go.
19:52A very noble company, yes sir.
19:56Sorry, I'm sorry.
20:00So, what role do associations play in this matter?
20:02Ah, we're the ones who reclassify the land.
20:05No, it's the community that does it.
20:07But if the majority of associations request it, the community will welcome it.
20:13Yes, and of course, the associations that are asking for that reclassification are the majority.
20:19Not now, but when the one that will have the honor of being presided over by you is formed, yes.
20:27Go with the little horn.
20:29Excuse me, it's just that I didn't realize...
20:33So, without the new partnership...
20:35It's a tie, you idiot.
20:37And with a tie, the community does not reclassify.
20:40Unclear.
20:42And what about that green area that you want to turn into apartments?
20:46What will be done if it remains a green zone?
20:53Hey, young man! That's enough!
20:56Let him blow the whistle, he's working.
20:59And what are the plans for that green area?
21:02A sports center and a children's playground with swings.
21:04And pigeons and some fountains.
21:10And if the park is removed, apartments will be built there, right?
21:14About 600 homes.
21:17And who will build, sell, and make a fortune from that business?
21:29Well...
21:30Some public limited companies.
21:33The ones you own, of course, right?
21:37Yes, that's true.
21:40And you too.
21:41Because we'll give you a stock package that can make you a millionaire.
21:45Stop, doroño.
21:47No, man.
21:48We should have spoken clearly from the beginning.
21:50What's happening?
21:51Do you accept or not?
21:53Look, get out of here.
21:55Leave because I don't want to get nervous.
21:58And when I get nervous, I don't go around yelling at them when I had approached him.
22:02Because my backyard is private.
22:04And yet, a light source, a popcorn, not popcorn to eat.
22:07And you, you shameless scoundrel, I have my foot in nothing but this.
22:09So from that point on...
22:12Come on!
22:13Don't rush things, Mr. Garcia.
22:15Well, you know what I say?
22:16Come here, bald men.
22:17Come here.
22:18Bye bye.
22:18But...
22:19But...
22:19Bye bye.
22:20Is this your final word?
22:21Yeah.
22:22My last word is goodbye.
22:24Bye bye.
22:25Let's go, Julio.
22:25Bye bye.
22:26We'll look for another machaco.
22:28Bye bye.
22:29Bye bye.
22:29Bye bye.
22:31Congratulations, boss.
22:32You're a guy.
22:34I'm going to give you a kiss, man.
22:36Me.
22:37Trying to charm me.
22:38Me.
22:38Not even my father can fool me.
22:42Is something wrong? We've been hearing voices.
22:44You have the most decent husband in the world.
22:47Yes, he's very decent, but he's no mayor.
22:51Do they no longer make you give advice?
22:52No.
22:53I already told him it would be one of his fantasies.
22:56Nothing fantastical about it.
22:57He could have gone far in politics if he had accepted being a great scoundrel.
23:01And of course, Dad, you didn't mean to be a big scoundrel.
23:04A real scoundrel, no.
23:06But come on, I wouldn't have minded being a mediocre scoundrel.
23:10Let's see, let's see where I give my speech now.
23:13It turned out so original, man.
23:15What do I do about the odometer on this car, boss?
23:17Should I set it at 12,000 as the owner wanted?
23:20No.
23:21Since I happen to be decent, I'll just be a completely decent person.
23:25Tell the owner that we don't do those kinds of jobs in this workshop.
23:28Ah, yes, I like it.
23:29If for some reason I don't want to leave here.
23:32Well, we came to tell you what we've thought about the girl's problems.
23:36She's going to love it, I'm sure.
23:38Yes, but this conversation isn't for the workshop, with the girl.
23:42What does it matter, Dad?
23:43Rufo is trustworthy.
23:45Yes, but, but so much...
23:46It's very simple.
23:47We called the girl's boyfriend, we all gathered in the kitchen, and we asked the guy what was wrong.
23:52He likes it more...
23:53...and Clarita does it in front of us.
23:55Clear.
23:56What a terrible thing to do!
23:58Don't you like the idea?
24:00Well, I think it's great.
24:02Well, I say, I'm betting, why don't you film the X-rated movie in the kitchen instead?
24:07bedroom, huh?
24:08It'll be more comfortable, won't it?
24:10Let's start cooking in the bedroom.
24:12Are you crazy?
24:14Look, we want the first thing the girl does to be Asturian fabada.
24:18How are we going to make a fabada in bed?
24:21A fabada?
24:22What kind of disgusting dish do you call a fabada?
24:24Well, a fabada, Dad. With its beans, its chorizo, the pig's ear...
24:30But what the girl had to learn was how to cook?
24:34Of course, I've already told you.
24:36No, no, you told me. But oh well, it doesn't matter. I just gave you a kiss, honey.
24:42But, Dad, what did you understand?
24:44Well, nothing much, just my own thoughts. Since I was running for mayor of the city, I started talking nonsense.
24:51Now, to the kitchen. Call Enrique, and I'll dip bread in the first fried egg you make.
24:56Okay, Dad. Let's go.
24:58But first, I'm going to read you the speech I've made up. It turned out perfectly.
25:03You'll see.
25:04Spanish!
25:04No, Dad, tomorrow. I have to figure out how to make fabada now. See you later.
25:08To you, Consuelo.
25:09No, and you see, the problem is that the girl, you understand.
25:12Distress.
25:12No, you don't read me your speech, even if you pay me everything you owe me...
25:16It's complicated.
25:18We need to buy oil, what do we need?
25:20We can make a stew with butter, like that Marlon Brando movie.
25:24They didn't use it for cooking there, it was for something else.
25:27Daughter, I didn't see her.
25:28Didn't you see the movie?
25:29Well, he would slap her so hard she'd be shivering.
25:34I don't even want to remember it today.
25:37Rufo, come closer for a moment.
25:38Spanish!
25:39No, no, no, boss, no.
25:41I've heard that speech before, and you sound like the node.
25:46What a shame not to have a dog.
25:49He would let her read it to him.
25:52Wow, what a day!
26:10Rufo, come a little closer.
26:15Rufo, come a little closer.
26:18Rufo, come a little closer.
26:20Rufo, come a little closer.
26:32He would let himself be treated as a forward, I've heard that before.
26:50Thanks for watching the video.