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00:00:35I can't stand being in here anymore. I'm going crazy.
00:00:38Come on, get some suntans, we're supposed to be on a romantic honeymoon beach.
00:00:42Oh yes, so romantic. A week hidden away in Loli's guesthouse, 200 meters from home.
00:00:48Hey, I told you we should go to Cayo Coco, Rafael paid for the trip.
00:00:53I'm not going anywhere with you, traitor. I'd rather keep the money.
00:00:57You married me, that's a betrayal. You went against the plan.
00:00:59Come on, are you going to be like this the whole honeymoon?
00:01:02Well, yes, you'll just have to put up with it.
00:01:07My mother.
00:01:07Wait, wait, wait.
00:01:09If I were to lie to her, I would have been rude.
00:01:12Yes, about time.
00:01:16Hello!
00:01:17Elén, how are things in Cuba? How are you all?
00:01:21Very good, very good. This is a dream.
00:01:26Honey, come take a bath, the water's really nice.
00:01:29Be careful with the sun, it's very strong there.
00:01:34Well, it's cloudy, huh?
00:01:36And it's the rainy season. We've also put on sunscreen with SPF 65, just in case.
00:01:41Waiter, two caipirinhas.
00:01:43King, go into the water, I'll go now.
00:01:45Hey, take lots of pictures, okay?
00:01:49Oh, well, that's not going to be possible.
00:01:51Because Emilio put the camera in his swimsuit pocket and jumped into the water and
00:01:55has spoiled.
00:01:56Good heavens.
00:01:57Well, it's okay. The best part is the memories we'll have forever.
00:02:01Of course.
00:02:03Daughter, I'm so glad you've finally found happiness.
00:02:07Yes, yes, me too, Mom.
00:02:10Bye bye.
00:02:11Goodbye, beautiful, goodbye.
00:02:14Turn that off.
00:02:15I'm drowning.
00:02:17No, open your cunt, we don't want anyone to see us.
00:02:19Emilio, we've been locked up for seven days. I'm going crazy.
00:02:22Sure, if we had a little bit of sex, we'd entertain ourselves just like that.
00:02:26I don't want to sleep with you, man.
00:02:28Okay, let's keep playing. I spy with my little eye.
00:02:32Emilio, I want a divorce.
00:02:33We're here, Belén.
00:02:35You have to see the positive things.
00:02:37You have my love.
00:02:38You've said the positive things.
00:02:40You have a great car.
00:02:41Rafael is going to give you a job.
00:02:43I have the goal in my name and I'm going to make it beautiful.
00:02:46Damn, life doesn't smile. You smile at life a little.
00:02:49There it is.
00:02:51Are you sure you don't want to have a quickie?
00:02:53It's just a moment.
00:02:55No one can live here. Not here, not here.
00:03:00Every day is like this. I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.
00:03:04I was just looking for some peace.
00:03:07I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:03:09No one can live here. Not here, not here.
00:03:13No, no, no.
00:03:14No one can live here. Not here, not here.
00:03:17No no.
00:03:18It passes over me and collapses.
00:03:20I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:03:22My neighbors watch and listen to me.
00:03:25I can't stand being in this place.
00:03:28Put it in a cocktail shaker.
00:03:32You in an earthquake and a volcano.
00:03:35Yeah.
00:03:37And you'll have this ladder.
00:03:41No one can live here. Not here, not here, no, no, no.
00:03:46No one can live here. Not here, no, no.
00:03:50No one can live here. Not here, not here, no, no.
00:03:54No one can live here. Not here, not here.
00:03:59Here, here, here there's no one who lives. Here, here, here there's no one who lives. Here, here, here there's no one who lives.
00:04:06Viva.
00:04:07No.
00:04:17Thank you very much, huh?
00:04:19You're welcome, ma'am. Goodbye.
00:04:21Hello, see you later.
00:04:23Bye.
00:04:29Please tell me they are two of your mother's lovers.
00:04:32No, they're from a furniture store.
00:04:35Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
00:04:42Honey, look at this bedroom, it's so passionate.
00:04:45Oh, but what have you done? We just got the futon for the summer festival!
00:04:50Yes, but you didn't like it.
00:04:51Yes, I loved it. It was already turned off.
00:04:54And look at the sofa. The amount of things we can fit in here.
00:04:58Well, if there's a lot of room in there, I'll keep quiet.
00:05:01The problem is I've miscalculated. The chest of drawers won't fit.
00:05:04Oh, look, I feel so sorry for you.
00:05:05It's okay, woman. Just go back and...
00:05:08No, you see. I thought that since...
00:05:10Oh, come on! Put this down.
00:05:13Since you haven't finished the renovation of apartment 2A yet, if you moved the partition wall a little bit that way, then...
00:05:19Everything fits perfectly.
00:05:21What? What are you saying?
00:05:23Does it take away square meters or does it cost them?
00:05:25Come on, come on, come on. But it's only going to be 40 centimeters. Something like that.
00:05:31Mommy, but you're wrong.
00:05:33You can't make people's houses smaller. It's a crime.
00:05:37But they're not going to find out, come on.
00:05:39And besides, it gives us life.
00:05:41Listen, listen. I'm about to finish.
00:05:44We're giving it the final coat of paint.
00:05:47All we need to do is install the plugs.
00:05:49Look, if you move this partition wall, I promise I won't buy any more furniture for the next two years.
00:05:57I want it in writing.
00:06:02It's unbelievable, but this is going to end.
00:06:05Don't say that out loud, man, you'll mess it up.
00:06:08Okay, so the bedrooms are already painted, right?
00:06:12My father will come now and install the electrical outlets and all that.
00:06:16I don't know anything about electricity, I mean, not...
00:06:18Tomás, I thought this house would look like this again.
00:06:21Oh wow, but...
00:06:23I have suffered a lot.
00:06:25Hey, one little thing.
00:06:26Will E.T.'s spaceship stay among us for long or will it return to its planet soon?
00:06:32I just don't know what to do with the pigeon's ashes.
00:06:34He never told me where he wanted to rest.
00:06:36Yes, but at this point it's a bit difficult for me to say anything.
00:06:38We'll have to decide.
00:06:40We can buy a Ouija board and see what it tells us.
00:06:43And why don't we throw them into the sea? It's very romantic.
00:06:47No, no, not into the sea, because I didn't know how to swim.
00:06:50Let's see if this is just a matter of thinking a little bit.
00:06:53Where was he happy?
00:06:55Pigeon.
00:06:55On sale.
00:06:56Can we throw it in one of those drawers full of clothes that the old ladies rummage through while they're sticking together?
00:07:00Dad.
00:07:05That?
00:07:05What do you think?
00:07:07This is almost done, huh?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:08We're going to take my granddaughter for a walk while you install the electrical outlets and prepare the bill.
00:07:12No, wait.
00:07:14You have to be away from home for about five hours.
00:07:16We're going to give all the walls a protective coating.
00:07:20The polis finis, which is quite toxic.
00:07:23Does that exist?
00:07:24Yes, yes, it's a new American thing.
00:07:26You shut up.
00:07:27Uh, it's not necessary.
00:07:29Seriously, ingenuity, this is really good.
00:07:31Take my word for it, it's worth it.
00:07:34Then your grandson will make a mess of things on the wall with markers.
00:07:37Wipe it with a damp cloth and...
00:07:39No, it's a girl.
00:07:40Well, with makeup, it's all the same to me.
00:07:43Okay, Juan, whatever it is, it's only five hours, right?
00:07:47We have had two months of anguish and despair.
00:07:50I never want to hear about reform again in my life.
00:07:52Cheer up, guys.
00:07:54Yes, this is already done.
00:08:01Polis finis?
00:08:02But what the hell is that, Dad?
00:08:03Go on, get some bricks, we need to move a partition wall in the bedroom.
00:08:07But I just painted it.
00:08:08For once I finish something I start?
00:08:10That's your mother's way of doing things.
00:08:11Look out, but don't let anyone see you.
00:08:12Don't let anyone see me.
00:08:13Already.
00:08:14And how do I get the bricks?
00:08:15Do I wrap them up and say I'm getting all tangled up?
00:08:16It's a challenge that life throws at you, Moncho.
00:08:19I don't give a damn about this.
00:08:21Okay.
00:08:22Poor end.
00:08:24In the end, it turned out well.
00:08:30It takes a while.
00:08:31But how do I work?
00:08:33I would put the kitchen here, on the wall where you found the dead man.
00:08:38And I took the bedroom to the back, because that way you have more privacy.
00:08:43Sure, and if you can't fall asleep, open up the little terrace and listen to the radio news bulletins.
00:08:49My idea is to leave it all open-plan, like an urban industrial love space.
00:08:53Clear.
00:08:54And with the wooden beams, they create a rustic-avant-garde contrast.
00:09:00But what's going on here?
00:09:03I'm laying bricks.
00:09:05Yes, yes, yes, I see it now.
00:09:06Hey, what's back here?
00:09:08The bank manager's office.
00:09:10It's going to be difficult to beat him there, Vetro.
00:09:12Mariano, can you tell me what's going on here?
00:09:14I want to surprise Emilio.
00:09:16And that when she comes back from her honeymoon, she finds her little house already set up.
00:09:20But this is an alteration of common elements.
00:09:22How could he possibly think of boarding up the goalkeeper's window?
00:09:24Hey, careful, between the ground and the left, okay?
00:09:28Speak to me respectfully, from owner to owner.
00:09:30And have you asked the community for permission?
00:09:32Where is the building permit?
00:09:33Shh.
00:09:33We had said that we would never mention such terrible words again.
00:09:37In addition, the exterior woodwork of the door must match the rest of the doors in the building.
00:09:42It is a basic aesthetic principle.
00:09:44Well, the rich girl put on a different colored armored car and nobody said anything to her.
00:09:47No, it was said, but he didn't listen to us.
00:09:50In fact, she is being reprimanded wherever she is.
00:09:52But what's going on here?
00:09:54Hey, I'm laying bricks.
00:09:57Oh God, they were missing.
00:09:58Well, I'm going to take the girl for a walk.
00:10:01Oh, wait, I'll go with you.
00:10:02No, woman.
00:10:03Oh yes, wait, wait.
00:10:05But hey, this is a joke.
00:10:06We have construction upstairs, construction downstairs.
00:10:10And you, what are you laughing at?
00:10:12No, I mean, I got scared, thank you very much.
00:10:14Well then, son, enjoy it.
00:10:17Mariano, this seems terrible to me.
00:10:19The community has statutes that must be respected.
00:10:21If we each do whatever we want without considering others,
00:10:24coexistence becomes unsustainable.
00:10:27Of course, Vicenta, of course.
00:10:28Vicenta, Benito, please.
00:10:29Yes, it's me.
00:10:30Ah, we've come to install the air conditioning.
00:10:32Ah, yes, yes, yes, come this way.
00:10:34Have you asked for permission for this?
00:10:36We are elderly.
00:10:38Do you know how many old people die from the heat?
00:10:41This is how we shoemakers should get paid.
00:10:44Dude, I'm having to put my underwear in the fridge.
00:10:48Like Marilyn Monroe.
00:10:50Am I getting cystitis?
00:10:53Well, you're going to contribute to the greenhouse effect.
00:10:56You are overheating the planet.
00:10:57I don't give a damn about the planet.
00:10:59Just to keep the living room cool?
00:11:01Well, I don't intend to allow anarchy to spread.
00:11:03Mariano, I urge you to halt this reform until Belén and Emilio return.
00:11:07and he, as the owner, requests the necessary permits from the community and the city council.
00:11:12But leave him alone, man, we've put up with your work for more than two months and we haven't said a word.
00:11:17You're so annoying.
00:11:19Well, Emilio and Belén will be thrilled to return from their honeymoon and find the goalkeeper looking so handsome.
00:11:24Belén and Emilio have fooled everyone, you suckers.
00:11:26If they don't love each other, they've organized the wedding to take your money and you've fallen for it.
00:11:31What are you saying?
00:11:33Do you want me to tell you the whole story?
00:11:35Yes, yes, but come here to the intercoms.
00:11:41Marisa, what are you doing?
00:11:43Hey?
00:11:43Hello?
00:11:44Who is it?
00:11:45What do you mean, who is he?
00:11:46What did you call?
00:11:48Pay attention.
00:11:49Radiopatio online.
00:11:50Paco, whenever you want.
00:11:51You're on air.
00:11:52Yeah.
00:11:53Yeah.
00:11:53Yeah.
00:11:58Bye bye.
00:11:58But what are all those people doing there waiting for us?
00:12:01Because we are the owners.
00:12:02They make sure we don't stop paying our dues.
00:12:06How much is it?
00:12:07That's two euros.
00:12:09You are the laziest customers I have ever seen.
00:12:11You take a taxi for 150 meters.
00:12:13But my wife has a deviated spine.
00:12:15Didn't you see it when you came in?
00:12:17Pussy.
00:12:20But seriously, what are you all doing here at the door?
00:12:23Waiting for you.
00:12:23How was the honeymoon?
00:12:25Good, good, good.
00:12:26Very good.
00:12:27No, Emilio, don't lie.
00:12:28We haven't stopped arguing the entire trip.
00:12:31I think we're going to get divorced.
00:12:33Honey, those are just little wedding squabbles.
00:12:36You have to fight a little for your partner.
00:12:38No, Emilio, what we had is already dead.
00:12:40It's sad, but that's how it is.
00:12:41How can you get divorced if you're expecting a child, right?
00:12:45Hey?
00:12:45I'm going there.
00:12:47Ah, ah, I've lost it.
00:12:51Terrible, with one thing.
00:12:54Tell them, tell them, how was it?
00:12:56We decided to go scuba diving with tanks and a coralpon for the sharks.
00:13:03And Belén didn't say she was pregnant.
00:13:06And of course, we dived so deep to see some corals that when we came up the fetus depressurized.
00:13:14A Caribbean tragedy.
00:13:15Yes, but well, it's better this way, because that child was going to grow up in a home without love and without anything.
00:13:19Please, don't continue with this charade.
00:13:22Paco has told us everything.
00:13:24This is an insult to our intelligence.
00:13:26Well, some more than others.
00:13:29He told us that you don't love each other and that you only got married to take our money.
00:13:34Well, don't pay too much attention to Paco either, he's just bitter and...
00:13:37Let's see, you suddenly get married in an open field.
00:13:39For the banquet you take us to McDonald's and you don't go on your honeymoon.
00:13:42What do you mean, no?
00:13:43But we're coming from the airport.
00:13:44But you just paid the taxi driver two euros, we saw it from here.
00:13:48No.
00:13:49It turns out the bus that was bringing us here got a flat tire in the square.
00:13:51He was stopped by the Civil Guard.
00:13:53And when they saw that he wasn't wearing a reflective vest, they took eight points off his license.
00:13:57And the man said, "I'm going home for the four I have left."
00:14:00And he's left us high and dry.
00:14:01And of course, we've taken another one because Belén is suffering from economy class syndrome.
00:14:06Blood clot, hematoma...
00:14:07Emilio, leave it alone, okay? Leave it already.
00:14:10Yes, that's true.
00:14:12We've been pretending.
00:14:14Damn it, just say it sooner, I'm just making up stupid shit for nothing here.
00:14:17But how were you able to scam the entire community?
00:14:19Yes, because it's okay for family, but for your neighbors...
00:14:22And what about your friends, the two of them?
00:14:24And I'm defending you for free at the trial.
00:14:26Daughter, I was so excited about this wedding.
00:14:29And me with my grandson.
00:14:30I've spent all week buying things for the baby.
00:14:31The park, the stroller, toys, clothes...
00:14:34Well, but let's not lose sight of that, okay?
00:14:35Let it rule.
00:14:36You are scammers.
00:14:38And you have bitten the hand that feeds you.
00:14:40Give us back the goalpost.
00:14:42I don't return anything.
00:14:43That goal is mine.
00:14:45I've earned every brick.
00:14:47I've been working here for over ten years earning a fucking pittance.
00:14:50Emilio, the minimum interprofessional wage.
00:14:52Well, that's it, a fucking mess.
00:14:54And they've had me working for more than seven years without a contract and without social security.
00:14:58What if I have an accident?
00:15:00Well, we'll wall you up, Comanemesius.
00:15:02And besides, you gave me the goalpost because it didn't cost you a penny.
00:15:05And incidentally, to have one more sucker paying community fees so it's cheaper for them.
00:15:11So don't get so high and mighty with me.
00:15:13They're just as much scum as we are.
00:15:18Not you, Mr. Juan.
00:15:20Oh, now that he owns the place, he's acting cocky.
00:15:22Well, you'll see at the meetings.
00:15:24You're going to shit yourself!
00:15:26Okay, okay, let's be honest.
00:15:27He has a point, doesn't he?
00:15:29But very little.
00:15:30You can't take the goal away from this one.
00:15:33No, not anymore.
00:15:34It has been separated from the common areas.
00:15:35He has a deed in his name.
00:15:37Wow, what a great idea to give him the goalposts as a gift.
00:15:40Sausage!
00:15:41It wasn't my idea.
00:15:43No, it was the lesbians.
00:15:45No, no, no, not us.
00:15:47Wait, what, now it turns out it was nobody?
00:15:49Hey, what about Belén?
00:15:51They've escaped.
00:15:52For picking on each other.
00:15:54Don't worry, I'll catch her at home now.
00:15:57That is, if not.
00:15:58Belén, you're a mess.
00:16:00You're a disaster.
00:16:02A selfish and a liar.
00:16:04You don't deserve to have anyone by your side.
00:16:06Well, and even less so to me.
00:16:07I'm the one who suffers the most seeing you sink and sink.
00:16:10in the quicksand of your miseries.
00:16:13Like you guys decide something, right?
00:16:15The thing is, so far he's been right about everything.
00:16:16You know what I'm saying?
00:16:18I'm going to live at Rafael's house.
00:16:20And that I deserve to be happy.
00:16:21And it's impossible with you by my side.
00:16:23That's it.
00:16:27And what are you doing there?
00:16:28We were waiting for the argument to end.
00:16:30Well, it's over now.
00:16:31There will be no more arguments in this house.
00:16:33At least with me.
00:16:35Well, now I'll have the bed to myself.
00:16:37You won't take long to put someone else in there.
00:16:41Well, do you know who?
00:16:41I don't want him in the building.
00:16:43Hello, we've come to pick up Ezequiel.
00:16:45We took him to the zoo.
00:16:46Yes, there's a new show about enslaved lords.
00:16:49They ride tiny bicycles with their beaks,
00:16:51They pedal, they throw rings.
00:16:52It's beautiful.
00:16:54Hey, Mauri.
00:16:55I bought Ezekiel a ball and a gun
00:16:58and he doesn't pay them any attention.
00:16:59He spends all day playing with the toy kitchen you gave him.
00:17:01AND?
00:17:01We're worried, he seems a little soft.
00:17:04Of course, you're his father, he sees you and imitates you.
00:17:07What are you saying?
00:17:08Am I turning my son into a sissy?
00:17:09Mauri, but you put him on a float in the gay pride parade.
00:17:12Because the atmosphere is very beautiful, it has a lot of color.
00:17:15Hey, lots of heterosexuals are joining the party, whole families.
00:17:18There you put Mickey Mouse wearing a thong
00:17:20and there is no difference with Urio Disney.
00:17:22Mauri, please.
00:17:23But Ezekiel didn't even notice; he saw three drag queens dancing and said
00:17:25Look, Dad, the Three Wise Men!
00:17:27Oh, how delicious!
00:17:29Was his name Dad?
00:17:30No, he always called me Dad.
00:17:31Well, I don't want my son to be gay.
00:17:33That's it.
00:17:34What kind of comment is that? You're a homophobic lesbian.
00:17:37No.
00:17:38The thing is, I don't want her to suffer.
00:17:40But who suffers?
00:17:41I don't suffer, you suffer.
00:17:43Bea, please, she's only a year and a half old.
00:17:45No, sorry.
00:17:45According to Freud, he is entering the phallic stage of his psychosexual development.
00:17:49Well, grab the ball, we're taking it to play football.
00:17:51Come on, tough guy.
00:17:52Hey, wait, wait, we have something else to tell you.
00:17:55What's happening?
00:17:55Have you signed him up for the Legion or is he going to Afghanistan to become a man?
00:17:58No.
00:17:59We've bought an apartment in the suburbs.
00:18:02Yes, it's a very cute ground floor apartment with a private little garden, perfect for Ezequiel to play in.
00:18:06That?
00:18:07But what does that mean?
00:18:08Are you leaving?
00:18:09This week.
00:18:10But when were you planning to tell me?
00:18:13This week.
00:18:14And what will happen to Ezekiel?
00:18:16Nothing, you can come and see them on Sundays and also during holidays and stuff.
00:18:19We're not going to Miami like Bisbal, we're going 20 kilometers away.
00:18:22If you are trying to keep me away from my son, I will not allow it.
00:18:24No, really, we had already thought about it before.
00:18:27But, Mauri, we can't live our whole lives renting.
00:18:29Yes, you can.
00:18:30You've set it up terribly, like, seriously badly.
00:18:34But what happens now? Are you going to leave me alone?
00:18:37But, Belén, you were going to get married.
00:18:39No.
00:18:39No, it was a lie.
00:18:45We need to claim custody of the child.
00:18:47How do we do it?
00:18:48No, Mauri, it's almost impossible to take custody of a child away from their mother.
00:18:51I would have to do something very serious.
00:18:52I have it.
00:18:53That?
00:18:53Bea is a drug addict and schizophrenic.
00:18:55And Ana sells her body to the executives of the air bridge,
00:18:57He takes them home, the child sees them pass by and suffers greatly.
00:19:00That's great.
00:19:01The problem is that it has to be proven.
00:19:02Well, you're the lawyer, that's your job.
00:19:05Look, listen, it's perfectly normal that they want to leave there and have their own house.
00:19:08It's very uncomfortable to live with people outside the couple.
00:19:10It's like us now, with your mother.
00:19:11Wow, you've been quite clever in bringing up the topic.
00:19:14Right?
00:19:14I spent a while thinking about how to do it.
00:19:17Fernando, I don't want my mother at home either.
00:19:19I know it affects the couple.
00:19:20But what do you want me to say to the poor woman?
00:19:21Mom, I love you very much, but go away.
00:19:23That's the concept, but it needs to be said nicely.
00:19:26And how do you say that, handsome?
00:19:28I don't know, you're the journalist, that's your job.
00:19:30My mother's problem is that she is alone.
00:19:33If I met someone...
00:19:35Leonard, I can't keep hiding my feelings from you.
00:19:39Every time I see you walk through the doorway,
00:19:42I curse fate for our paths not crossing.
00:19:4535 years earlier.
00:19:47Mariano, I am a widow, I just got out of a relationship.
00:19:51I can offer you nothing more than a beautiful friendship.
00:19:54Ah, well I'm leaving.
00:19:55Because to be here, wasting time...
00:19:57Hey, where are you going?
00:19:59Keep at it a little, otherwise this won't be any fun.
00:20:02Ah, what a narrow bar.
00:20:04Clear.
00:20:07I'm just out of practice.
00:20:09Forgive me, darling.
00:20:12Hey, you wouldn't happen to know an attractive judge, would you?
00:20:14around 60 years old, with no prostate problems,
00:20:16A lover of the countryside and widows?
00:20:18I mean, Mauri, it's just that men at those ages
00:20:19They prefer to play golf.
00:20:23What are you doing?
00:20:24We're going to have a refreshing horchata.
00:20:26Horchata?
00:20:27Yes, it's good for cholesterol.
00:20:29Fernando, what's going on in there?
00:20:31Nothing, damn it, I've come up with a plan.
00:20:32You always complained that you didn't...
00:20:33I'm getting ideas.
00:20:35I know that face.
00:20:36Let me through.
00:20:36Have we been robbed?
00:20:37No, no, Mauri, no.
00:20:38Wait, wait, wait, no...
00:20:39Hi, how are you, darling?
00:20:42So nothing was happening, huh?
00:20:44Hey?
00:20:45Mom, that's a horrible sofa.
00:20:47No, it's a sofa bed.
00:20:48It's because my back was hurting from sleeping there.
00:20:50And what have you done with my two armchairs?
00:20:52tangerine color, 700 euros per piece?
00:20:54No, don't worry, I've lowered them.
00:20:55to that storage room you have in the building entrance.
00:20:57Mom, it's not a storage room,
00:20:59which is the accountants' room.
00:21:00Ah, well it's full of shit.
00:21:02Oh my God, they've blown me up.
00:21:07By a hair, huh?
00:21:08My cat-like reflexes saved me.
00:21:10Can you tell me what you were doing?
00:21:11This gentleman, who is very kind,
00:21:13He was flirting with me.
00:21:14Yes, the problem is that you let yourself be taken advantage of, Leonor.
00:21:16Well, I don't have one either.
00:21:17nothing better to do.
00:21:18And you?
00:21:19You are reckless.
00:21:20But how did he come up with that?
00:21:21break into our house
00:21:21Are you going to give it to Mauri's mother?
00:21:23Fernando, I need to talk to him.
00:21:25I need your blessing.
00:21:27When is the best time?
00:21:28Not now.
00:21:29Come on, go away, he'll be back.
00:21:30Wait, wait,
00:21:31I have a little skeleton
00:21:32leaning against the kitchen window.
00:21:34I always have an escape route.
00:21:37He's like a Romeo
00:21:38consumed by life.
00:21:40I'll see you later, Leonor.
00:21:42No, then no.
00:21:43Mom, the armchairs aren't here.
00:21:45Well, I take them there.
00:21:46Someone has taken them.
00:21:47Don't be annoying.
00:21:48Well, all the unpleasantness
00:21:50Those must be them, right?
00:21:56Dad, this is ridiculous.
00:21:57The bedroom is much smaller.
00:21:58No, it's with the furniture.
00:22:00It looks bigger.
00:22:00Come on, hurry up.
00:22:01The furniture, what furniture,
00:22:02if they don't fit.
00:22:04Hello.
00:22:04Huh?
00:22:05Iginio?
00:22:06Shit!
00:22:07Yes, yes, yes, I'm going.
00:22:09Goes.
00:22:10Throw it at the brick.
00:22:12Where?
00:22:13Through the courtyard?
00:22:13No, to the bathroom.
00:22:15This is what you look like.
00:22:16Come on!
00:22:19The damn air conditioners.
00:22:22You can't sunbathe here anymore.
00:22:31How ephemeral existence is now.
00:22:35Okay, so is everything ready?
00:22:37Yes, yes, yes.
00:22:38The reform is over.
00:22:40Eugenio, we did it.
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45That's it.
00:22:46Of course.
00:22:47Everything comes in its own time.
00:22:50Hey, instead of an invoice
00:22:53I've given you a receipt without VAT and without anything.
00:22:55Why would we involve the tax authorities in this?
00:22:58With the mess they have now.
00:23:00Ah, yes.
00:23:01Well, look, I already have it here
00:23:02the check I made you.
00:23:03Wait a minute.
00:23:04About 31,000 euros.
00:23:05You told me 23,500.
00:23:07Juan, the price has gone up because of you.
00:23:10I have to get paid for the delays.
00:23:12But what delays have you caused?
00:23:14No, man.
00:23:14You stopped my construction work because I didn't have a permit.
00:23:17You threw me out the window.
00:23:18Those little things take up my time.
00:23:21Eugenio, you said it was a terrified budget.
00:23:23But when did I ever tell you that?
00:23:24Well, what does it give us?
00:23:25Well, I'll write another check.
00:23:27I don't feel like it.
00:23:28But what am I inviting?
00:23:3023,500 and that's it.
00:23:32And if you're not happy, you can report me.
00:23:35Things aren't like that, are they, Juan?
00:23:37And don't count on me for anything again.
00:23:39No, I wasn't planning to do it.
00:23:41And what about you?
00:23:42Do you want to or what?
00:23:43Hey!
00:23:44Yes, yes, I'll touch the corner.
00:23:46No, no, no.
00:23:48Why do we always have to argue with our neighbors?
00:23:51This looks like the heron stripe.
00:23:54No, it's just that I'm already fed up with receiving aggression and turning the other cheek.
00:23:57I no longer intend to live in meekness.
00:23:58Okay, Spartacus.
00:24:01We have a whole house, clean, painted, beautiful.
00:24:04Let's enjoy life now.
00:24:08Mr. Juan, could you come down for a moment?
00:24:09We have a problem in goal.
00:24:11Oh no!
00:24:11It doesn't go down anywhere.
00:24:13Go away!
00:24:13Out!
00:24:13And that dance is very important, you know?
00:24:16What happens now?
00:24:17We were here working to leave the beam exposed.
00:24:20We've found the real mess.
00:24:21And since we are owners, we have taken the liberty of calling this gentleman in charge of the community, naturally.
00:24:29Gentlemen, there is no doubt.
00:24:30They are termites.
00:24:32But it could be an old attack; none are visible anymore.
00:24:34Of course, they must have taken it badly and left.
00:24:36This wood must be past its expiration date.
00:24:39Make no mistake.
00:24:40Just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there.
00:24:43Termites have negative phototropism; they flee from light.
00:24:46But they could be attacking the wood in any part of the building.
00:24:49What year is it from?
00:24:50I am a Pisces, born in 1969.
00:24:52I, Capricious.
00:24:54And I'm a Sagittarius.
00:24:55I'm referring to the building.
00:24:56In what year was it built?
00:24:58It is from the 19th century, from 1880.
00:25:00Look, how much.
00:25:02So, the whole structure is made of wood.
00:25:05It is vital to find out if there is still thermic activity.
00:25:07How can you tell?
00:25:09One, breeding flights.
00:25:11Two, direct location of female workers.
00:25:12Three, appearance of rose galleries.
00:25:14Four, detection of wood and/or worm-eaten furniture.
00:25:18But the only way to check if they have affected the structure
00:25:20It is by locating aerial termite mounds above the subsoil level.
00:25:25Zipot.
00:25:25And how is that done?
00:25:29Listening.
00:25:31But please, be discreet.
00:25:33Let's not create alarm among the neighbors.
00:25:36This guy reminds me of an advertisement.
00:25:39José María, what's wrong?
00:25:40It's getting worse and worse.
00:25:41What ad?
00:25:43Dude, don't let the ladies see that thing or they'll take it away, okay?
00:25:49What are you doing, gossips?
00:25:51Hi, Bea.
00:25:53He is a city council technician.
00:25:54He is checking if the air conditioning unit in the ladies' apartment on the first floor is working.
00:25:57It complies with municipal regulations on low-frequency vibrations.
00:26:02What?
00:26:02The city council.
00:26:03Okay, enough with the questions.
00:26:05Rental cars on the road, please.
00:26:07Well, you must be an idiot.
00:26:09And let's see if we can go down in the elevator, it's easier to clean than the stairs.
00:26:13We'll go down wherever we want.
00:26:14It's dripping...
00:26:15But don't treat her like that.
00:26:17Let's see if he's going to catch Juaní.
00:26:19Emilio, since you became the owner I've noticed you've become ruder.
00:26:22Yes, Mr. Juan, I do have a lot of accumulated resentment.
00:26:28I hear them.
00:26:30They are eating.
00:26:32Let's see, maybe it's the ladies.
00:26:34That shell makes a lot of noise.
00:26:35So now they're eating the wood.
00:26:37Mistake.
00:26:38Termites feed on the cellulose contained in wood and its derivatives
00:26:41which they synthesize thanks to the action of protozoa, a digestive system with which they live in symbiosis.
00:26:45But you haven't studied those things.
00:26:47What difference will that make now?
00:26:48Yes, you can hear them.
00:26:49They are putting up fences.
00:26:51But how can they be heard through a partition wall?
00:26:52How many are there?
00:26:53Termites live in colonies of up to three million individuals.
00:26:57I'm not going to lie to you.
00:26:58They may be devouring the insides of your building right now.
00:27:02Mr. Juan, what have I just experienced as a new owner?
00:27:05This is a very big stick.
00:27:06Well, imagine how it is for me, having just finished the renovation.
00:27:09What if we go high?
00:27:11Shall we take some anthills and have you put your tongue through the anthills?
00:27:15If María Poño thinks a little.
00:27:16There are three million termites.
00:27:18He won't be that hungry.
00:27:20Well, those who are being told to take it away in a puff of smoke.
00:27:23This is not a joke.
00:27:25Gentlemen, I recommend that you convene the neighbors as soon as possible.
00:27:28No, no, no. We'll sort this out between ourselves.
00:27:31I don't want anyone to panic.
00:27:32The complete thermistic treatment costs four thousand euros.
00:27:37Panic has spread, Mr. Juan.
00:27:39I'm going to call a meeting right now.
00:27:49This is a disgrace.
00:27:50The president is having dinner during the meeting.
00:27:53Well, the members of parliament fall asleep in Congress and nobody says anything to them.
00:27:57Juan, it's because you call the meetings at certain times.
00:28:00If you had told me before, there would have been some croquettes.
00:28:03I have sausages, grillers.
00:28:05Should I bring the barbecue?
00:28:06Look, this isn't a country party.
00:28:08It's an urgent meeting because of a very serious problem we have.
00:28:12A side note.
00:28:12Two tangerine-colored armchairs have disappeared from the meter room.
00:28:15Does anyone know anything?
00:28:16And why are you putting them there if that's not a storage room?
00:28:19Yes, I insist.
00:28:21Does anyone know anything?
00:28:21They cost me 700 euros each.
00:28:23Well, you've messed up.
00:28:24Now it definitely won't appear for you, not a chance.
00:28:28But seriously, how could you even think of holding the meeting at my house?
00:28:31I did not give permission.
00:28:32Well, I'll see it rented.
00:28:33There are three million empty homes in Spain.
00:28:37You are contributing to the increase in rents.
00:28:40Speculator!
00:28:41Why are we here?
00:28:42Everyone envies us.
00:28:43And you get up from my massage chair.
00:28:45Oh, does she give massages?
00:28:46Okay, well then.
00:28:47But hey, what's the problem, please?
00:28:50Emilio, you tell it, I'm having dinner.
00:28:53Let's see.
00:28:53Okay, we have new tenants in the building.
00:28:57Three million, to be precise.
00:28:59The expert on the subject will explain it here.
00:29:02Gentlemen, your property is supporting a colony of reticulitermes lucifugus.
00:29:10Uh, excuse me?
00:29:11More foreigners here?
00:29:13No.
00:29:14In other words, they are being attacked by termites.
00:29:19The termite mound is usually located underground,
00:29:22more than 40 meters from the place where its signals are detected.
00:29:24They access the wood from the houses from the inside,
00:29:26passing through walls and barriers,
00:29:28forming tunnels made of sand and excrement cemented by saliva.
00:29:31The behavior of the community is regulated by strict discipline,
00:29:34coordinated by the secretion of pheromones.
00:29:36How lucky, they don't have to do anything together.
00:29:39The building has wooden beams.
00:29:41In the goal we have seen one that is quite affected.
00:29:43And do we need an expert for that?
00:29:46We bought insecticide and that's it.
00:29:49Don't be naive.
00:29:52We're talking about termites.
00:29:53The invisible army.
00:29:55A machine of destruction perfected over 350 million years of evolution.
00:30:00They devour everything.
00:30:01Furniture, books,
00:30:02They'll go through anything to get to the wood.
00:30:04Concrete, if necessary.
00:30:06There have been plagues that have forced the evacuation of entire neighborhoods.
00:30:08Thousands of people have lost their homes.
00:30:10Do they really think that with their pathetic insecticides
00:30:13Can they even slow their advance?
00:30:18Okay, you've scared us all.
00:30:19So what do we do now?
00:30:20The massive termite treatment costs 4,000 euros
00:30:23which will have to be covered by the corresponding special assessment
00:30:25of 500 euros per home.
00:30:27500 euros per home?
00:30:30Emilio, your first spill.
00:30:32How quickly you've lost your owner's virginity.
00:30:35Yes, beautiful, yes, yes.
00:30:36We cannot afford a special assessment right now.
00:30:38We just bought a bedroom set.
00:30:40And we were in air conditioning.
00:30:42Well, give it back, Vicenta, because it makes a terrible noise.
00:30:45And the patio gets really hot, that's a wok.
00:30:47Okay, so how long will it take us to kill these bugs?
00:30:51No.
00:30:54We don't intervene until an architect...
00:30:56does not guarantee the integrity of the building structure.
00:30:59I'm not going to put my men in danger.
00:31:02I already did it once.
00:31:03And that was a massacre.
00:31:07Good night.
00:31:09Mr. President, I recommend taking advantage of
00:31:11and pass the building's technical inspection
00:31:13We have already accumulated two fines for delays.
00:31:16But hey, that's another expense.
00:31:17Correct.
00:31:18If the president had taken care of passing the IT
00:31:20when it has to be done,
00:31:21We would have detected the termite problem much earlier.
00:31:24I don't know.
00:31:25Go away, Mr. Heredia.
00:31:27Go away.
00:31:28Man, if I leave.
00:31:30Shitting like hell.
00:31:31Hey, you're the president.
00:31:33No, not anymore.
00:31:35I resign.
00:31:36I'm going to get some yogurt.
00:31:38Look at the date.
00:31:39Great.
00:31:40With termites and no president.
00:31:42Well, let Emilio premiere,
00:31:43who is the last one to arrive.
00:31:44I, the president, with this mess,
00:31:46Here we need a veteran hardened by thousands of crises.
00:31:54Alright.
00:31:56I assume the presidency at this difficult time.
00:31:59With the transparency that has always characterized my terms in office,
00:32:02I will face this crisis by trying to minimize
00:32:04the economic impact on the residents,
00:32:06but always guaranteeing
00:32:08the safety and future of our community.
00:32:11Look, Alés, he just loves it.
00:32:14The session is adjourned.
00:32:16Sorry, it's closed.
00:32:19It's closed.
00:32:20Didn't you hear me?
00:32:21Well, open it up, you bastard.
00:32:23that you and I need to talk.
00:32:24No, we have nothing to talk about.
00:32:25Hey, get out of here.
00:32:26Get out of here.
00:32:27Get out of here.
00:32:27Get out of here.
00:32:32Careful, careful, they're going to catch my fingers, eh?
00:32:33Don't be jumping over chins.
00:32:35Okay, calm down, calm down.
00:32:37Don't worry, I'm leaving now.
00:32:40I'll get you.
00:32:42Clear.
00:32:43If it's closed, it's closed.
00:32:45And even more so for you.
00:32:50The most that was going on was my shit.
00:32:51Hey, they're tidy.
00:32:53Hey, you have work for tomorrow.
00:32:54What's happening?
00:32:55What's happening?
00:32:55Do you want war?
00:32:56Do you want war?
00:32:58Chupachusa, don't jump on me with a crazy stick, huh?
00:33:01But what are you doing?
00:33:04Be careful what you do to my wife.
00:33:06Paco!
00:33:09I swear he started it.
00:33:11I was just sitting here, calm and collected.
00:33:12But hey, they call this a love triangle.
00:33:15Belén, I had to do something.
00:33:17This loose-tongued person is a traitor.
00:33:19Hey, sorry.
00:33:20Excuse me, but who is more of a traitor?
00:33:21The traitor who betrays, betrays.
00:33:22The traitor who betrays, the one who has betrayed her.
00:33:26Listen.
00:33:26I want to talk to you.
00:33:28I am to blame for all of this.
00:33:30Yes, that's pretty clear.
00:33:32Hey, watch how you talk to my wife, okay?
00:33:33That still bothers you.
00:33:34Will you all shut up?
00:33:37Okay, I'm going to be very honest with you.
00:33:40I'm so confused.
00:33:41Well, as always.
00:33:43It's because I love you both.
00:33:45Oh no, well, I'm not into threesomes, okay?
00:33:46Okay, let her talk.
00:33:48Each of you has good qualities and many other bad ones.
00:33:52So I need some time to think and see the bad things,
00:33:57How bad are they, and how good are they, if they're good enough.
00:34:00And then, well, I had to decide.
00:34:02But let's see.
00:34:03Who do you think you are?
00:34:04Are we both going to sit around like idiots waiting for you to choose?
00:34:07As if we were flavored yogurts.
00:34:09I do.
00:34:10Well, me too.
00:34:11But we'll have to be a little dignified, won't we?
00:34:13Okay, I promise I'll give you an answer tomorrow, alright?
00:34:18Come on, it's time for a day of reflection.
00:34:21Damn, this is so awkward.
00:34:28Okay, so what?
00:34:29Will you buy me a beer?
00:34:31The balls?
00:34:33I really don't know what he could have seen in you, you know?
00:34:35What an unpleasant guy.
00:34:41The problem with this sofa is that, besides being ugly, it's uncomfortable.
00:34:45Your ass doesn't sink in.
00:34:46No, not me.
00:34:48Guys, do you mind finishing the movie in the dorm?
00:34:51I'm just a little tired.
00:34:53Yeah.
00:34:54It's been a tough day, hasn't it?
00:34:55Lots of activity.
00:34:56No, I haven't moved from my house.
00:34:59No, I haven't been needed.
00:35:00Fernando, what's wrong with you and my mother?
00:35:02Nothing, I think she looks fine.
00:35:03That she doesn't need to stay here.
00:35:05I discharged him, you know?
00:35:06Mom, are you okay?
00:35:08Hey?
00:35:08No, no, but I just cried in the bathroom because I dropped my toothpaste.
00:35:15It's okay, right?
00:35:16Don't worry, there's no rush.
00:35:18Stay as long as you need to.
00:35:19My God.
00:35:20Good night.
00:35:22Good night.
00:35:32Leonor, it's me.
00:35:33But you're crazy, wait a minute.
00:35:36I was falling asleep.
00:35:38Look, Mariano, we're burning through lids very quickly.
00:35:41Why don't we meet tomorrow and rent a small boat on the lake?
00:35:44There's no time, Leonor.
00:35:46In the race of love, we already have to run red lights.
00:35:50Yes, but my son is in there.
00:35:53Tell me to leave and I'll leave.
00:35:55Go away.
00:35:56Your lips tell me to go away, but your eyes scream.
00:35:59Possess me.
00:36:00Who should I listen to?
00:36:01Alright.
00:36:02I don't like to argue.
00:36:03Ah, stay.
00:36:04Come on.
00:36:07I didn't know, if indeed I didn't know.
00:36:09Can you tell me what you're doing here?
00:36:10Relax, I know what I'm doing, okay?
00:36:12I've always been a better lover than a husband.
00:36:14Okay, okay, why don't you go home if it's empty?
00:36:16I just had fun.
00:36:17It reminds me of boarding school.
00:36:19Let's see.
00:36:20Take the movie out of the DVD and bring it to you.
00:36:22Go.
00:36:23I was just apologizing to your mother for being rude earlier.
00:36:26Ah, okay, okay.
00:36:29Excuse me.
00:36:30Bye bye.
00:36:30Okay, time for bed.
00:36:32Bye bye.
00:36:36Come on.
00:36:39Just a little while longer and you'll be gone, okay?
00:36:40Be careful, don't let him get out, okay?
00:36:42Go away.
00:36:43Pussy.
00:36:46Like in your balls this.
00:36:49I'm going to start undressing.
00:36:52The truth is that, destruction aside, termites are fascinating.
00:36:55The termite mound feeds by trophallaxis.
00:36:59They transport food in the stomach and transmit it from one individual to another through the anal canal.
00:37:05Ugh, how disgusting, please.
00:37:08Hey, don't you notice the bedroom is smaller?
00:37:12Yeah.
00:37:12It's the color of the walls we've chosen that...
00:37:15No no.
00:37:16I mean physically.
00:37:18I could swear there used to be more space between the bed and the wardrobe.
00:37:22And the window is really close to the wall, isn't it?
00:37:25And here too, but of course, in both.
00:37:28Well, the truth is I had never noticed.
00:37:30I think they're in their place.
00:37:32And don't pay too much attention to me.
00:37:34But I think there used to be a plug there.
00:37:36Isabel, there's never been any favoritism there.
00:37:38Are you alright, darling?
00:37:39Yes, I have charged my mobile phone there once.
00:37:43I put it right here on top.
00:37:45Listen, it's normal to feel disoriented and confused.
00:37:48I also feel like there's an emptiness inside.
00:37:49It's the depression caused by reform.
00:37:51An urban pathology of our time.
00:37:58Dude, I don't know.
00:37:59I can find a smaller room.
00:38:07Oh, that's great.
00:38:08This is what we're left with now, right?
00:38:10What a change he's made.
00:38:12Yes, there's nothing like taking square footage from your neighbor to gain space.
00:38:16Oh, you have to take the rubble down to the trash can.
00:38:18Well.
00:38:19Wait a few days.
00:38:20Let's try to hide it a little.
00:38:22Oh, look.
00:38:23We've also gained a power outlet.
00:38:24Here.
00:38:26Ah, well, you can plug in whatever you want there.
00:38:28They pay the price.
00:38:30Fuck them.
00:38:31No, ingenuity.
00:38:32No, this already seems wrong to me.
00:38:33You're not a good neighbor.
00:38:35In other words, we can reduce their meters, but not their watts.
00:38:39Tomorrow I'll put an extension cord there and we'll plug in the refrigerator and the washing machine.
00:38:43That's what it spends the most on.
00:38:44They owe me a kilo.
00:38:46This pays for our electricity bill for two years.
00:38:56Good morning.
00:38:57Mom, come here.
00:38:59Get up.
00:39:00You can't stay in bed.
00:39:01We must fight against depression.
00:39:03You have things to do.
00:39:04Look, we'll have breakfast now and then we'll go to the town hall to sign up for that internet course for seniors.
00:39:09It's not that you're older, that's just what it's called.
00:39:11You'll see how you meet someone wonderful while chatting.
00:39:13The last thing you have to lose is...
00:39:18Mauri, are you going to shower or should I?
00:39:22I'll take a shower myself.
00:39:27This is a joke.
00:39:28So, we just finished the renovation and now they have to start chipping away at the walls again.
00:39:32Well, that's what the mayor is doing with the streets.
00:39:34First he opens them for the gas, then for the water, then for the subway, and then he opens them just for the sake of opening them.
00:39:39Do you know what for?
00:39:40So that there are traffic jams and we spend money on gas.
00:39:43Yeah, you shitty capitalists.
00:39:44José Miguel, how can someone be so young and have such a pessimistic view of life?
00:39:47It's because I'm super gifted.
00:39:49Okay, the architect has to send letters to each house to check the condition of the beams.
00:39:53in case any point of the structure needs to be reinforced.
00:39:55Hey Juan, if you're okay with it, we'd like to go on vacation to Cuba to meet my family.
00:40:00Yes, I'd love to go, but it's so expensive now, you know?
00:40:03No, no, no. I'm not saying this so you'll come, I'm saying it so you'll stay for a month with the
00:40:08little girl.
00:40:08That?
00:40:09No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:10Dad, we already have the tickets.
00:40:12Juan, we deserve a vacation. We've had a very tough few months.
00:40:15And what about me? Not me?
00:40:19Juan, look at this photo of Cosimi's first communion.
00:40:23But why were you with me? What have I done to you?
00:40:25What's up? It's Paloma and me dressed like the people from the consortium.
00:40:28Here? Huh? There's a socket, isn't there?
00:40:32Well then.
00:40:36What happens now?
00:40:37I don't know, every day is different.
00:40:39These are really difficult ages. You have to be patient.
00:40:48There's a plug here and there's no plug there.
00:40:54And look at the distance between the window and the wall.
00:40:58It's true?
00:40:59This is not normal.
00:41:01Juan, you've shrunk the room!
00:41:04No.
00:41:05Things don't shrink on their own.
00:41:09But how could he get into my bed and take advantage of my mother who is depressed?
00:41:13We haven't done anything. We're just getting to know each other.
00:41:15Mom, he slept in your bed!
00:41:17Careful, I've respected her, okay?
00:41:19We will make love only when she is ready.
00:41:22Mariano, nobody is prepared to do it with you.
00:41:24Out!
00:41:24Well, I at least have breakfast first, right?
00:41:27Yes, it's the most important meal of the day.
00:41:29Out!
00:41:30Holy God of my life, what are you doing all this?
00:41:32Because?
00:41:33Why is it so hot?
00:41:34There is no air circulation in the first ones.
00:41:35Hey, what about my clothes?
00:41:36I'll throw it down the cloth for you!
00:41:38Look, I think it's awful that you treat such a kind and polite neighbor like that.
00:41:42I just can't believe you like it, Mariano.
00:41:45No, I don't like it.
00:41:47It's because it entertains me.
00:41:48Well, I'll give you a sweater.
00:41:49Ah, no, a gentleman is better, because you don't have to pick up his poop with a bag.
00:41:52Mom, you don't know him, but I do.
00:41:54This man is very strange.
00:41:55No, it's not weird, he's metrosexual.
00:41:58That's what he says.
00:41:59Oh, well, I don't know why you're acting like this.
00:42:00Look, Fernando knew about it and he thought it was great.
00:42:03Oh, he hasn't shaved me.
00:42:05You and I will talk now.
00:42:07Mom, I forbid you from ever seeing Mariano again.
00:42:10Never ever, in your life.
00:42:11Hey, hey, hey, I'm all grown up now, you know?
00:42:14And I'll do whatever I want.
00:42:15No, excuse me, as long as you live under this roof, you will do as you are told.
00:42:19Hey, do you realize that we already had this conversation 20 years ago in exactly the same way, but in reverse?
00:42:24Well, you were absolutely right.
00:42:25Are you being punished?
00:42:26Well, I'm leaving home.
00:42:27What do you mean you're leaving home?
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30The only person who tells me what to do is my endocrinologist.
00:42:34Bye bye.
00:42:36She didn't throw away her nightgown.
00:42:37Mother.
00:42:42Forward.
00:42:43Where are you going?
00:42:44Con que palis finis.
00:42:46Moncho, talk to him.
00:42:47Hey?
00:42:48Our neighbor's sneaking in, damn it.
00:42:49Of course, because I already told you it was really noticeable.
00:42:51No, but there's a Noel...
00:42:53Already.
00:42:55Honey, the...
00:42:57Oh!
00:42:58Look at it, they've stolen meters from us.
00:43:00That's my plug.
00:43:01Juan, it was Mamen who gave me bad new bowling pins and they didn't fit him.
00:43:05Can I get dressed, please?
00:43:07I'm at home.
00:43:08No, sorry.
00:43:09Now I'm doing my own thing.
00:43:12And what have you plugged into there?
00:43:13I don't know.
00:43:14It must have been the maid.
00:43:16I told you.
00:43:22Look, it's just three little things, Juan.
00:43:24If the TV cable doesn't reach.
00:43:26My mother is the one who...
00:43:26No, no, no.
00:43:27Wait, don't touch it, it's already spinning.
00:43:28Juan, Juan.
00:43:29That?
00:43:30What happened?
00:43:31This is not a meal.
00:43:32This is the Wild West.
00:43:34They miscalculate the furniture and instead of replacing it, they move a partition wall.
00:43:37That?
00:43:39Well, we go to the police station and they know us.
00:43:41We don't have to queue.
00:43:43Hey, you guys owe us a million.
00:43:45And we'll give you two square meters.
00:43:47Well, at the price it is, the floor in the center.
00:43:49We are at peace.
00:43:51Well.
00:43:54Come on, come on.
00:44:00Juan, a man has entered our house and started making holes in the walls.
00:44:04Ladies, it's the architect.
00:44:05You need to check the condition of the beams.
00:44:07Damn, why did I break another house?
00:44:09It's breaking records everywhere.
00:44:12Mr. Juan, come downstairs, the architect wants to speak with you.
00:44:14What did he say?
00:44:15How's the situation?
00:44:16Come on, for God's sake!
00:44:17Get dressed.
00:44:18Well, if you won't let me.
00:44:20You guys are amazing.
00:44:23Look, I've clicked on other sites.
00:44:25And all the beams are the same.
00:44:26But how long had it been since their last IT check-up?
00:44:29I don't think we've ever gone through it.
00:44:31Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:44:33Recently, once.
00:44:35Okay, tell us, how much is it going to cost us to reinforce the structure, no beating around the bush?
00:44:38Look, it's just not possible.
00:44:39What do you mean it can't be done?
00:44:40No, it can't be done, it can't be done.
00:44:42In this state, the only solution would be a complete rehabilitation.
00:44:45Tear down the building, respecting the facade if possible, and rebuild it again.
00:44:51How are we going to throw him away?
00:44:52But it is a historic building.
00:44:55This is a world heritage site, at the very least.
00:44:57Yes, and the Forbidden City in Beijing too, and it's being eaten away by termites.
00:45:00Well, it won't be fixed, that's all.
00:45:03It's not going to fall either.
00:45:05Oh yes.
00:45:06Look, I don't know exactly when, but this is going to fall apart.
00:45:11I have to notify the town hall and the fire department so they can evacuate the building and seal it off immediately.
00:45:16What are you saying?
00:45:17Wait, wait, wait.
00:45:17Many families live here, don't they?
00:45:19We have nowhere to go.
00:45:20I just did a renovation.
00:45:21Okay, I'm sorry.
00:45:23I'm doing my job.
00:45:24No, no, no, no.
00:45:25You're not going anywhere.
00:45:27But buy.
00:45:28Man has a worse side to things.
00:45:29But you've gone mad.
00:45:30But let me go, man.
00:45:33José María, the architect.
00:45:35Don't let them escape me.
00:45:39There you have it.
00:45:40What has he done?
00:45:41Did he steal anything?
00:45:42Come on, let's tell you the erotic one.
00:45:44But what are you doing?
00:45:45Gain time.
00:45:46The houses in the Calmer neighborhood were sealed off and they weren't even allowed to go in to get their cat.
00:45:51What was I?
00:45:52Emilia, we have to break the news.
00:45:53Notify the neighbors.
00:45:54To everyone.
00:45:55Oh my God, my goal.
00:45:57Help me, damn it.
00:45:58What does it weigh?
00:45:59The video!
00:46:00Not here, nobody can live here.
00:46:05Damn, what a huge meeting.
00:46:07This is a record audience, huh?
00:46:09Juan, what's wrong with the architect?
00:46:11It is rumored that you have kidnapped him.
00:46:13Ah, yes, we heard shouting upstairs.
00:46:15Yes, blows and aid.
00:46:17What have they set up?
00:46:18A ladder-like osier?
00:46:20No, no, look, we've detained him preventively so that he wouldn't reach the town hall.
00:46:24Yes, and you put it in the attic for me.
00:46:27Why am I paying rent?
00:46:27You don't have a contract.
00:46:29Be quiet!
00:46:30Let's see, let's see, we have an architect kidnapped.
00:46:33But don't worry, it's fine.
00:46:35She has overcome the nervous breakdown and is conscious.
00:46:37His pulse is stable and he has started eating.
00:46:40We are currently negotiating with him to prevent him from suing us.
00:46:43But I'll tell you now that it's going to be difficult.
00:46:46But seriously, what has that poor man ever done to you?
00:46:48We were going to the town hall to tell them to evict us from here.
00:46:51Juan, what's wrong?
00:46:54It appears that the termite problem is more serious than it seemed.
00:46:57The architect says the building is no longer habitable.
00:47:01There is a serious risk that it will collapse.
00:47:06But it can be fixed, right?
00:47:08Sure, new beams can be installed, or I don't know.
00:47:10No, the only solution would be to demolish the building and rebuild it.
00:47:18And we just spent four million on a renovation?
00:47:23It's great!
00:47:27Mr. Juan, misfortune pursues us and runs faster than we do.
00:47:31But what are we going to do?
00:47:33Where are we going to live?
00:47:34And where are we going to work?
00:47:36They are our homes.
00:47:37I was born in this building, I've always thought I would die here.
00:47:41Well, are you going to stay until it falls down?
00:47:44I recommend that you contact your respective home insurance companies.
00:47:48Let's see what compensation they give you.
00:47:49Juan, what are they going to give us, a load of crap?
00:47:51Aurillo, what do you want me to say? I'm explaining the situation.
00:47:53But do something.
00:47:55Let's get a second opinion, call another architect.
00:47:58There's room for more in the attic, huh?
00:47:59We'll put in six or seven.
00:48:01Don't worry, nothing's wrong.
00:48:02I have another option.
00:48:06What is this?
00:48:08Purchase and sale agreements.
00:48:10They have your name and the amount on them.
00:48:14I offer you 60 million for each home,
00:48:16a price well above market value.
00:48:19I accept.
00:48:20The goal is 20 million.
00:48:23Good heavens, even as a property owner I'm second class.
00:48:26And why would you want to buy this if it's going to fall down?
00:48:30Maria Jesus, please.
00:48:33Yeah.
00:48:35I feel like a fair price stewardess.
00:48:41I present to you the Torre Álvarez.
00:48:42Eight floors and 1,600 meters of office space for rent.
00:48:45With the most advanced technology at the service of the 21st century company.
00:48:50Oh, and 130 parking spaces distributed across three basement levels.
00:48:54And here you'll need a goalkeeper, won't you?
00:48:56No, no, sorry, it's all computerized.
00:48:58Hey, what about us renters? Don't you give us anything?
00:49:01Hey, he's a businessman, not Santa Claus.
00:49:03You had all of this planned.
00:49:06You're the one who brought the termites here.
00:49:08Sure, I have a breeding facility far from my house, but please.
00:49:11I've grown fond of this building too.
00:49:13But it's falling, that's a fact.
00:49:15Things get old.
00:49:16Tell that to Concha.
00:49:18Well, as things stand,
00:49:20It's a much more than reasonable offer.
00:49:24We are going to sign.
00:49:25Me too.
00:49:26But we're going to separate after so long.
00:49:30Oh, Vicenta, let's speak clearly once and for all.
00:49:33We've never gotten along here.
00:49:35That's true, we've done everything, huh?
00:49:37Living together has been a disaster.
00:49:40We signed too.
00:49:41I didn't say that, I was just reflecting.
00:49:43But, Maury, what do we do?
00:49:45Yes, I'm going to sign too.
00:49:47But look, you'll get back what I lent you, won't you?
00:49:48Yes, Mom, yes.
00:49:50Another move.
00:49:51The mother who gave birth to me.
00:49:53Honey, the apartment has become too small for us.
00:49:55No, it hasn't become too small.
00:49:56More people have come than expected, which is different.
00:49:59Yes, that's right, fuck it.
00:50:01It's the best.
00:50:03Sign, take the money, and go your separate ways.
00:50:05No, well I'm not staying here alone.
00:50:07The building is falling down, and who am I supposed to talk to about it?
00:50:15Well, we're going to collect our things.
00:50:19Yes, the fact that this could collapse with Ezequiel inside worries me a little as a mother.
00:50:24One little thing, someone will end up missing the architect.
00:50:27She will have a family.
00:50:29I guess we'll have to let him go, won't we?
00:50:30Or not, like in the pyramids.
00:50:32Those who designed them were buried inside with the reigning pharaoh.
00:50:37Marisa, please.
00:50:39Well, I was already expecting to move.
00:50:42Let him sue us when we're no longer here.
00:50:44Good.
00:50:46This was the last owners' meeting at Desengaño 21.
00:50:50Good luck to everyone.
00:50:54Nobody lives here.
00:51:02Nobody lives here.
00:51:10Honestly, for once life treats me well, and then it takes it away so quickly.
00:51:14Dude, don't complain, they're going to give you 20 kilos.
00:51:16But Dad, what am I supposed to buy with that?
00:51:18I'm going to be unemployed, I'm a goalkeeper, a kind of extinction already.
00:51:22That's what I was going to ask you.
00:51:23What are you going to do with your life?
00:51:25Where are you going?
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:26I'm going to tell you.
00:51:28I don't stumble over the same stone twice.
00:51:30I'm not telling you because I'm going with Leonor.
00:51:32Which Leonor?
00:51:33Mauri's mother.
00:51:34We're moving to Marbella.
00:51:36He has an apartment overlooking the courthouse.
00:51:38You won't get bored there.
00:51:40Are you almost next to me?
00:51:41I swear to you, we have faith.
00:51:43We spent the night together.
00:51:45Yes, but there hasn't been any sex, okay?
00:51:47But have you fallen in love with my father?
00:51:49Well, it keeps me company, and it knows how to program the video.
00:51:52Life is full of ironies.
00:51:54Thanks to your fake wedding, I have found my true love.
00:51:59Well, but from what I can see, Mauri doesn't know anything because he's still alive.
00:52:01Mauri knows this and is in the process of coming to terms with it.
00:52:04There's no rush.
00:52:07Look, speaking of Mauri.
00:52:09And the guilt complex was encouraged.
00:52:11It's for rich people.
00:52:14What do you want?
00:52:15Mom, I'm sorry, it's just that he wasn't feeling well earlier.
00:52:18Look, life is very short.
00:52:20If that man makes you happy, something I will never understand in my future reincarnations,
00:52:25Go ahead, I support you.
00:52:27Thank you, son.
00:52:28One more thing, our house is falling apart.
00:52:32Then I imagine you won't mind taking us in until we find something.
00:52:36Just as we have welcomed you, because a mother's generosity is only comparable to that of a
00:52:40son.
00:52:41Yes, you can stay at home as long as you want.
00:52:43I'm going to Marbella to live with Mariano.
00:52:46Okay, then make me a copy.
00:52:47That?
00:52:48I'll tell you later.
00:52:49Bye.
00:52:53Did he tell you no?
00:52:55No, he said yes, we have the house to ourselves.
00:52:59She is going to live in Marbella with Mariano.
00:53:02Ah, awesome.
00:53:03Yeah.
00:53:06Okay, okay, okay, that's it, that's it.
00:53:10Hotel Bahía Benidorm Beach.
00:53:12Wait, that needs to be thought about some more.
00:53:14The suite, on the 28th floor, with a pool, if we keep it for a year, what condition will they leave it in?
00:53:22Fuck.
00:53:23How much?
00:53:24Hey, a more modest one, like on the first floor, even if it doesn't have a sea view.
00:53:29Never with a supplementary one?
00:53:31No, no, it's not a child.
00:53:32He's an adult, an adult.
00:53:35Okay, take note.
00:53:36Marisa Benito, we're going there, okay?
00:53:39Marisa, the 60 million for the apartment is mine.
00:53:41Maybe I don't want to spend them on a hotel.
00:53:43Well, if it costs us 5 million a year, we can live like queens for 12 years.
00:53:49What if we lived longer?
00:53:50So we have to decide in what order we prostitute ourselves.
00:53:53Vicenta, you see nothing but problems.
00:53:55Girl, let's spend the money, if you don't have anyone to lend it to, damn it.
00:54:00They'll allow pets, right?
00:54:02Sure, if they allow children, they allow animals.
00:54:04Hey, will they let us put three peepholes in the room?
00:54:07Of course, the good thing about living in a hotel is that we don't have neighborhood association meetings.
00:54:12We're going to get bored, you'll see.
00:54:16It seems unbelievable that we're going to leave here.
00:54:19With all the happy moments we've experienced in this house.
00:54:23So many family meals, so many get-togethers.
00:54:26You're not growing, but you've gained weight lately, haven't you?
00:54:30Thank goodness you're going to eat healthy from now on.
00:54:32Yes, yes, yes, I'm very happy.
00:54:34Of course, take the shoulders.
00:54:40Juan, I've spent four kilos on the renovation and now we have to go live with your sister.
00:54:48Honey, it's temporary, just until we find another home.
00:54:51Yes, but I don't like the plan, I don't like it at all.
00:54:58Herbs, I know we've never gotten along.
00:55:02We are very different women, but my brother loves you, he'll know why.
00:55:06And I open the doors of my house to you with all my love.
00:55:10Oh, Nieves, thank you so much, really.
00:55:13You're the best...
00:55:15But no sunflower seeds or anything like that, okay?
00:55:20We're going to the airport.
00:55:22Camilé is fast asleep.
00:55:25Well, not anymore, but hey, it's okay, right?
00:55:27If you want something from Cuba, you know where to find me.
00:55:29Well, Juan, thank you so much for everything, really.
00:55:31Ah, man, there are some Morullayos around here, huh?
00:55:35Oh, I'll take this on the trip.
00:55:37Don't worry, a month goes by very quickly.
00:55:44Hey, what's this?
00:55:45Careful, it's Paloma.
00:55:47Nieves, please.
00:55:50But...
00:55:50Juan, I told you that this can't be had here.
00:55:54José Miguel, bring me the dustpan, go on.
00:55:56Good heavens, what a lack of respect and everything.
00:55:58It was an accident.
00:55:59Oh dear, because she's my mother.
00:56:01Juan, I have nothing against Paloma, and certainly not like this.
00:56:05But you can't bring this to my house.
00:56:08We don't know what to do with the ashes.
00:56:11Hey, I've had a very romantic idea.
00:56:14Which?
00:56:16Well, I think that's all.
00:56:21Are you sure you'll be okay on your own?
00:56:24Yes, you're annoying, come on, go away.
00:56:26No, I'm not going to cry.
00:56:28Not you, but I am.
00:56:29I think so too.
00:56:33But we have to put up with it, me too.
00:56:36So now I'm going to miss you all a lot.
00:56:38And your eyes on me.
00:56:43Hey, auntie, you have to give us back the deposit.
00:56:46No, you broke my washing machine.
00:56:48But that wasn't our fault.
00:56:49Yeah.
00:56:51Hey, it doesn't matter, we're not going to argue over something silly now, are we?
00:56:54It's true, we love each other very much.
00:56:57Yeah.
00:57:02Hey, why don't you come with us?
00:57:05Yes, aunt, if we have three rooms we'll give you a discount, okay?
00:57:07No, no, thank you, but I don't feel like I'm starting a new stage in my life where I have to be
00:57:15alone to mature and grow as a human being.
00:57:20But, Belén, you don't know how to be alone.
00:57:24Well, I guess I'll have to try, won't I?
00:57:27Yeah.
00:57:34Let's see.
00:57:35Yeah?
00:57:39Alice?
00:57:42Hey, hey, hey!
00:57:43I said three movies each, you won't want to go to the shelves.
00:57:46Paquito, can I keep the console?
00:57:48No, no, no, we have to let go of the console, okay?
00:57:49No, I'll take those Peruvian stools.
00:57:52But don't be cheapskates, damn it.
00:57:53What is the last meeting of the Council of Elders?
00:57:55Come on, come on, a toast.
00:57:57Wait, wait.
00:57:58If it matters to us, would you like to say a few words?
00:58:00Yes, Dad, we do care.
00:58:02You don't spoil the moment.
00:58:03Well, that's it.
00:58:04By the Council of Wise Men.
00:58:13Hey, if you don't have anywhere to stay, you can come to my aunt Lachoni's house.
00:58:18Damn, there's plenty of room.
00:58:20Thanks, but for now I'm going with this snow house.
00:58:23It's a step backwards, but it's cheap.
00:58:25Why won't they let me? Otherwise, I'd come with you.
00:58:28I'm a little sad.
00:58:30Come on, man, it's not a big deal.
00:58:32Okay, now I have to unplug from you guys.
00:58:34That's a lot of things, already.
00:58:36But, José María, we will continue to see each other.
00:58:38Yeah I know.
00:58:39He told the same thing to the child.
00:58:41I'll be right here.
00:58:44And then he went back to his planet, he would get married and...
00:58:47And give the child very little.
00:58:50The only thing I ask of you before we part ways is that you two make peace.
00:58:55Yes, that's enough already.
00:58:56You are two founding members.
00:58:57You can't leave angry.
00:59:01Come on, Paquito, give me a hug.
00:59:02No.
00:59:04Things aren't that easy.
00:59:05What do you want?
00:59:06Shall we give each other a hug now?
00:59:07As if nothing had happened.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:10Come here, come here.
00:59:14Hello.
00:59:15Wow, they make peace and then this shows up.
00:59:17They're women, they can sense it.
00:59:20Can you leave us alone for a moment?
00:59:22If we're going to look at it from the shop window.
00:59:24Well, from the shop window.
00:59:25And that's a bad thing.
00:59:32Look, I've been thinking about us a lot.
00:59:36In all three.
00:59:36So, in you and me.
00:59:40And in you and me.
00:59:42And I think I have things clear now.
00:59:46Shall we hold hands like the nominees?
00:59:49I love you both a lot.
00:59:51But I won't be happy with either of them.
00:59:54Neither you nor I.
00:59:56If I'm actually doing you a favor.
00:59:59Yes, but which one do you prefer?
01:00:01With none, if I'm being honest.
01:00:04No, you haven't said anything.
01:00:05Well, alone.
01:00:07Well, no, not alone.
01:00:08I'm going to the United States with Alicia.
01:00:11What are you saying?
01:00:12But you know how bad the food is there.
01:00:14You're going to get as big as a cow.
01:00:15Well, I'll join a gym then.
01:00:17Or I'll do one of those miracle diets they have.
01:00:19But what is Alice doing there?
01:00:22He says he's succeeding in Hollywood.
01:00:24But it's definitely a lie.
01:00:25She'll be working as a roller-skating waitress somewhere.
01:00:29But hey, at least he'll learn English once and for all.
01:00:34Well, that's it.
01:00:37That...
01:00:38Bye bye.
01:00:42Hey, he's leaving.
01:00:44That?
01:00:46Well, then let him go.
01:00:48Fuck everything.
01:00:50Look, Paquito, they're going to give me 20 million.
01:00:52And I'm going to buy a curler.
01:00:54Do you want to come with me to travel the world and have adventures?
01:00:57Like, a water heater and electricity?
01:00:58Yes, but more comfortable.
01:00:59With kitchen and bathroom.
01:01:00And a thrush to take a nap.
01:01:02Made.
01:01:03Women are gone forever.
01:01:05Well, we're not going to get fundamentalist either.
01:01:10Ladies, please.
01:01:12The wooden clothespins are ours.
01:01:13What do you know?
01:01:14If you've never hung clothes before.
01:01:16Okay, a little silence, please.
01:01:20It's going to take a moment.
01:01:23Please proceed, Father.
01:01:25Brothers, we are gathered here
01:01:28so that the ashes of our beloved Paloma
01:01:30May they rest forever in the peace of the Lord.
01:01:33In this narrow and...
01:01:37Why is it so hot here?
01:01:39It's the air conditioning for the super-sized logs.
01:01:42Ladies, can you turn that noise off?
01:01:44Is it a very emotional ceremony?
01:01:45It's because Valentín bit the remote and it's not working.
01:01:48We don't know how to turn it off.
01:01:50It's freezing cold
01:01:52And I think I've caught a cold.
01:01:53The sad thing is what will happen when the building collapses.
01:01:55all the cooling capacity will escape.
01:01:58When what falls?
01:01:59Nothing, father.
01:02:00You go on.
01:02:00Yes, we have a problem with termites.
01:02:03We have been told that we have to vacate the building.
01:02:05Ah, ah, well, let's make it quick then, huh?
01:02:08But don't be afraid, Father.
01:02:09Don't let it get too dark.
01:02:11Of course, Father, if when you die
01:02:12He'll do it in business class.
01:02:13Yes, but I'm not in a hurry to get the ticket.
01:02:16Juan, whenever you want, pour out your deceased.
01:02:20Goodbye, Paloma.
01:02:21May his immortal soul
01:02:23find the peace that in life
01:02:24He couldn't find it anywhere.
01:02:26Amen.
01:02:27Amen.
01:02:27You may go in peace.
01:02:30The poor thing.
01:02:31Well, neighbors,
01:02:33This has been the last broadcast of Radiopatio.
01:02:36Thank you all so much
01:02:38Thank you for tuning in to us
01:02:39for so many years.
01:02:42That's how things have been
01:02:43And that's how we've told them to you.
01:02:46It has great acoustics.
01:02:47They don't make patios like that anymore.
01:02:50Oh, one more thing.
01:02:51Let's see if we can coordinate.
01:02:52our respective moves
01:02:54to make them the way
01:02:55as orderly as possible.
01:03:01My God,
01:03:02Now this is a real exodus.
01:03:04Look, it's urgent.
01:03:05that this weighs heavily.
01:03:06No, and this too.
01:03:07Closing!
01:03:08Oh, to the ground, to the ground,
01:03:10to the ground,
01:03:10that breaks my string.
01:03:11I need to get out of here, Dad.
01:03:12I'm getting claustrophobic.
01:03:14You'll see how this falls apart.
01:03:16What a silly Malena
01:03:17We're all going to die here, huh?
01:03:18Emilio,
01:03:19Are you going to let us leave the house now?
01:03:21Or what's going on?
01:03:22Please, one moment,
01:03:23yield the right of way,
01:03:24that there's a traffic jam on the stairs.
01:03:26If the bed
01:03:26It doesn't fit through the hole.
01:03:27It doesn't turn.
01:03:28What do you mean, no?
01:03:28That needs to be lowered.
01:03:30out onto the street via the balcony
01:03:31with a laying-down.
01:03:32Yeah, man,
01:03:33there is the building
01:03:34as if for walking
01:03:34hanging things on it.
01:03:36Let's see,
01:03:36Be careful with chipping paint,
01:03:37Hey?
01:03:37And what more of that is there?
01:03:38Come on,
01:03:39get down on the bed however you can,
01:03:40Pussy.
01:03:40If it works,
01:03:41It's the elevator.
01:03:42If it works,
01:03:42He's busy.
01:03:43Dad,
01:03:44What's wrong with the elevator?
01:03:46No!
01:03:46No, no, no, no!
01:03:47The soup, the soup!
01:03:49The lamp!
01:03:50Don't let it fall on my furniture!
01:03:51The calculation!
01:03:51The calculation!
01:03:52The calculation!
01:03:54It's Bethlehem soup
01:03:55that has become stuck.
01:03:57But let's see,
01:03:58if he has entered
01:03:58He has to leave
01:03:59then to physics.
01:04:01It doesn't matter,
01:04:01we moved from the sofa,
01:04:02We'll leave it at that.
01:04:03Hey,
01:04:03Am I giving it to you for free?
01:04:05It's ugly.
01:04:06Nativity scene,
01:04:07It cannot be used
01:04:08the elevator
01:04:09like forklifts.
01:04:10It says it very clearly.
01:04:11in the statutes.
01:04:11Juan,
01:04:12I'll tell you where
01:04:13I'll stop by.
01:04:13at this point
01:04:14your statutes.
01:04:15They're not mine!
01:04:16They belong to Don Bartolomé
01:04:17Méndez Ulohaga
01:04:18and you just took
01:04:19the last warning
01:04:20of this community of neighbors.
01:04:22Okay, then.
01:04:22that it be recorded in the minutes.
01:04:25Mr. John,
01:04:25We should have taken it out
01:04:26the owner's card
01:04:27per point
01:04:28and whoever lost them all
01:04:29a refresher course
01:04:30scrubbing landings.
01:04:31Hey,
01:04:32I would start letting go
01:04:33to the architect,
01:04:34It has 14 calls
01:04:35losses of his wife.
01:04:37I didn't pick it up
01:04:38in case the police
01:04:39triangulated our position.
01:04:41Yes, yes, of course.
01:04:42Someone let it go.
01:04:43Me, me,
01:04:44that I have to take out
01:04:44my attic things.
01:04:45You'll see
01:04:45like at the end
01:04:46We never leave here.
01:04:55Emilio, leave him alone.
01:04:56if it's no longer needed.
01:04:57Well, Mr. Juan,
01:04:58But that way I leave it clean.
01:04:58if it doesn't cost me anything.
01:04:59This looks like the exodus
01:05:01of the Hebrews
01:05:01after seven
01:05:02plagues of Egypt.
01:05:03Well,
01:05:04Let's hope they pass
01:05:04the moving trucks
01:05:05before the garbage one
01:05:07so that there are no
01:05:08mistakes.
01:05:09If there isn't enough room
01:05:09the trucks all at once,
01:05:10They have to keep going.
01:05:11one by one.
01:05:12Moncho,
01:05:12where are you
01:05:13with the van?
01:05:14Wow,
01:05:15We're spending the night here.
01:05:16Mr. John,
01:05:17Shall we order some pizzas?
01:05:19The latest spill.
01:05:20No, José María,
01:05:20and don't put on a peltatina
01:05:21that's not ours.
01:05:23Oh, yes,
01:05:23This is very nice.
01:05:24for your home.
01:05:26Leave him be.
01:05:27Does it slip through?
01:05:27Yeah.
01:05:28Uh-huh.
01:05:29Oh,
01:05:29What a beating!
01:05:30For God's sake,
01:05:30I am dead.
01:05:32Listen,
01:05:33Those are my seats.
01:05:35Very good, Vicenta,
01:05:36very sharp.
01:05:38I knew it,
01:05:38I knew it.
01:05:39Hey,
01:05:39You abandoned them
01:05:40in a common area.
01:05:42What was my mother?
01:05:42Do you want our seats here?
01:05:44And are they going to a hotel?
01:05:45They are going down to the beach,
01:05:46Pussy.
01:05:47How are they going to get down to the beach?
01:05:48with my seats
01:05:48700 euros?
01:05:49You three are insane.
01:05:51It's true,
01:05:52three demented people
01:05:53and two seats,
01:05:54Well, one is missing.
01:05:55Hello,
01:05:56I have the checks.
01:05:57I'll pay you here
01:05:58or we go up to a floor.
01:05:59No, no, no,
01:05:59here, here,
01:06:00Stop making a fuss.
01:06:01Well.
01:06:04Let's see,
01:06:06Juan Cuesta,
01:06:07Eugenio Heredia,
01:06:09Belén López,
01:06:11Mauricio Hidalgo
01:06:12and Fernando Navarro,
01:06:14Vicenta Bonito,
01:06:15Belito
01:06:17and Emilio Delgado.
01:06:20To Bethlehem and me
01:06:20He can pay us in cash,
01:06:22We have problems
01:06:23with justice,
01:06:24We are supposed to be insolvent.
01:06:25Well,
01:06:26Stop by the office
01:06:26Let's see what can be done.
01:06:27Hey,
01:06:28You've discounted the girl's
01:06:29what I have paid
01:06:30of the mortgage,
01:06:30No?
01:06:31Yes, yes, yes.
01:06:31Well,
01:06:31Congratulations to everyone,
01:06:32You've done a good deal,
01:06:34Me too, of course.
01:06:35I'll invite you.
01:06:36to the inauguration
01:06:36from the offices,
01:06:37There will be canapés
01:06:38and some celebrities.
01:06:40Rafael,
01:06:40I believe the regulations
01:06:41municipal does not allow
01:06:42build here
01:06:43more than four stories,
01:06:44Hey?
01:06:45For now,
01:06:45Juan,
01:06:46for now.
01:06:48Well,
01:06:48Kisses to all,
01:06:49Hey?
01:06:50You call me and you come
01:06:51to the pool
01:06:52Whenever you want,
01:06:52Okay?
01:06:52Bye bye,
01:06:53Huh, Mom?
01:06:54Hey,
01:06:54I'm going to see you,
01:06:55Don't play the victim.
01:06:56Go on.
01:06:57Yes, French toast.
01:06:58that he's set it up well.
01:07:00Well,
01:07:01Well, it has arrived
01:07:01the moment
01:07:02of the farewells,
01:07:02No?
01:07:03Oh no,
01:07:03more farewells,
01:07:04No,
01:07:04How awful.
01:07:06What a shame,
01:07:07with the stuff
01:07:08that we have lived here.
01:07:09Oh,
01:07:10please,
01:07:11Let's save ourselves
01:07:12these kinds of comments.
01:07:13To everyone,
01:07:15We feel very sorry.
01:07:16Yeah,
01:07:17But there's no reason to.
01:07:18be afraid.
01:07:19Life is change,
01:07:20that adventure,
01:07:22is not knowing
01:07:22what's going to happen to you
01:07:23tomorrow.
01:07:24Clear,
01:07:25That's why you've been here.
01:07:26coupled for three years.
01:07:28What if all of this is a lie?
01:07:30The fact that?
01:07:30All,
01:07:31the idea that it's going to sink
01:07:32the building.
01:07:33I don't know about you,
01:07:34But I don't have
01:07:34Much love to this house.
01:07:36I don't see the point.
01:07:36that it might fall.
01:07:37Me neither,
01:07:38really.
01:07:39Mauri,
01:07:39we have seen
01:07:40some beams
01:07:40and they didn't look good.
01:07:42But what kind of outfit do you want?
01:07:42that it will have at 120 years old?
01:07:44Has anyone seen
01:07:45Any termites?
01:07:46Well, supposedly
01:07:46that there are three million.
01:07:47Apparently
01:07:48They are negative photovoltaic systems.
01:07:50And they flee from the light,
01:07:51The expert said so.
01:07:52And who tells us
01:07:53that expert
01:07:53Hasn't he paid Rafael?
01:07:54And what about the architect?
01:07:55And everyone?
01:07:56Mauri, relax,
01:07:57that you love
01:07:57conspiracy theories.
01:07:58No, no, no,
01:07:59it just can't be.
01:08:00This building has been
01:08:01our life,
01:08:02everyone's,
01:08:03and we are abandoning it
01:08:04without fighting.
01:08:05Not without a struggle,
01:08:06No, Juan,
01:08:06that they have given us
01:08:0760 million per house.
01:08:08And do you know
01:08:09What Rafael is going to earn
01:08:10With those offices?
01:08:11Ten times more?
01:08:12I'm with Mauri,
01:08:13to this building
01:08:14Nothing's wrong with him.
01:08:15What are you betting?
01:08:15The gay man is right.
01:08:20even if we have been deceived.
01:08:22I'm not going back up.
01:08:22with the furniture.
01:08:23Good afternoon,
01:08:24please,
01:08:25clear away furniture
01:08:25the sidewalk and the doorway.
01:08:26We need to seal it off.
01:08:27the building.
01:08:28And what about you?
01:08:29How many have paid?
01:08:30Who?
01:08:31What does it say?
01:08:32This is my house,
01:08:33I'm not going to leave
01:08:33without fighting.
01:08:34Mauri, Mauri, no.
01:08:35Please,
01:08:35Don't go in there.
01:08:36It's dangerous.
01:08:36No, wait, Mauri,
01:08:37I'm staying too.
01:08:38Me too.
01:08:39Let it go,
01:08:39Let it go, it's coming.
01:08:40Let's go inside.
01:08:41Pussy,
01:08:41in the style of a jute.
01:08:43Yes sir,
01:08:43with two balls.
01:08:44Remove,
01:08:45I'll finish you off.
01:08:46You're Chanquete's boat,
01:08:48Let me through,
01:08:49Pussy.
01:08:50Get out of the way, get out of the way.
01:08:52Why again?
01:08:53all together?
01:08:54But...
01:08:54Let go, damn it!
01:08:56Juan!
01:08:57This isn't the Titanic,
01:08:59that the president
01:09:00He doesn't have to die
01:09:01with the building.
01:09:03I believe my father
01:09:04Don Quixote was read
01:09:05and he has been deeply affected.
01:09:06Okay, then.
01:09:07Well, that's great.
01:09:08But why always
01:09:08Do we need to reach out?
01:09:11Excuse me, sir,
01:09:12Excuse me.
01:09:16From this our house
01:09:18They will not move us.
01:09:20From this our house
01:09:22We shall not be moved
01:09:23because this house
01:09:25It's our whole life.
01:09:28We will not be moved.
01:09:30Please,
01:09:31Get down from there.
01:09:32The structure is badly damaged,
01:09:34They are risking their lives.
01:09:35To this house
01:09:36Nothing's wrong with him.
01:09:37He has deceived us
01:09:38the bastard
01:09:38that one with the tie.
01:09:40See?
01:09:41If it makes you older,
01:09:42Why are you wearing it?
01:09:43When I swear to you on my children
01:09:44I haven't done anything.
01:09:45I've only taken advantage
01:09:46of the situation.
01:09:47Give us back our homes
01:09:48shameless.
01:09:50Behold!
01:09:51Look how damaged it is!
01:09:51The structure is there!
01:09:53Come on, everyone!
01:09:54From this our house
01:09:55They will not move us.
01:09:57Okay, if you want,
01:09:58sing.
01:09:59But please don't jump.
01:10:01From this our house
01:10:02It's our whole life.
01:10:05We will not be moved.
01:10:08We are going to open an investigation.
01:10:10That.
01:10:11And we will appeal
01:10:12to the ordinary justice system
01:10:13if necessary.
01:10:14From this our house
01:10:16They will not move us.
01:10:18No!
01:10:22But what are you doing?
01:10:24Returning a movie.
01:10:25What do you think?
01:10:26Oh, what a crash!
01:10:28Silly!
01:10:30Oh, Emilio!
01:10:31Are you okay, Emilio?
01:10:32Oh, of course!
01:10:34It was bound to happen.
01:10:36What's going to be true?
01:10:37The termite thing?
01:10:39Let's see, let's see,
01:10:39carefully.
01:10:40We're leaving
01:10:41One at a time, okay?
01:10:42Walk where I walk.
01:10:43Yeah.
01:10:43Stick to the walls,
01:10:45Hey?
01:10:45Safer.
01:10:45I saw it in a documentary
01:10:47of earthquakes.
01:10:48Yes, yes.
01:10:49Let's go,
01:10:50that here
01:10:50There's no one left to live.
01:11:00Hey,
01:11:01And what if we burn the building down?
01:11:02why do they burn
01:11:03the fucking termites,
01:11:04We're not going to let her.
01:11:05eating it there.
01:11:07Emilio,
01:11:07It doesn't matter.
01:11:08We must not look back.
01:11:09We have to live.
01:11:10of hope,
01:11:10not from memory.
01:11:11Yeah,
01:11:12And I already said so.
01:11:12Julio Iglesias.
01:11:14Life goes on,
01:11:17I'm a fool,
01:11:18I am a gentleman.
01:11:20And not,
01:11:21I think you're mixing them up.
01:11:23Mauri,
01:11:24I'm going to pick myself up
01:11:24to your mother
01:11:25we have many kilometers
01:11:26all the way to Marbella.
01:11:27Ah,
01:11:28And you're even going by car.
01:11:29Yeah,
01:11:29But don't worry,
01:11:30since they didn't renew my contract
01:11:31the driver's license
01:11:32I'm being very careful.
01:11:34Take care of her for me,
01:11:34Hey, Mariano?
01:11:36Call me,
01:11:36dad.
01:11:37Well,
01:11:37little by little.
01:11:39Oh,
01:11:39to think that here
01:11:40They were going to build offices.
01:11:42Fucking money
01:11:43that ends everything.
01:11:45Notice that now
01:11:45I even find it beautiful.
01:11:46It's a building,
01:11:47manorial.
01:11:48It's like a piece
01:11:49of each one's soul
01:11:50He'll stay in here.
01:11:52Fuck,
01:11:52Don't watch it.
01:11:54When they put
01:11:55sentimental.
01:11:56Marisa,
01:11:57Are you crying?
01:11:58The thing is
01:11:59I have allergies
01:12:00to sad moments.
01:12:02I'm going to cry.
01:12:03Well,
01:12:03Okay, that's enough.
01:12:04No?
01:12:05Oh,
01:12:05Joshua,
01:12:06What a great moment!
01:12:08Well,
01:12:08But don't be sad,
01:12:10that we are going to start
01:12:11a new life.
01:12:12No,
01:12:13new no.
01:12:14It's the same as always,
01:12:16but somewhere else.
01:12:17That,
01:12:18You encourage.
01:12:18We can meet
01:12:19once a year
01:12:20and do something together.
01:12:22Well, a paella
01:12:23in the countryside.
01:12:24That's always said
01:12:24and then nobody
01:12:25never see anyone again.
01:12:27Come on,
01:12:27a souvenir photo.
01:12:28Yeah,
01:12:28Come on.
01:12:33He is expected,
01:12:34dear,
01:12:34Otherwise,
01:12:34You're not in it.
01:12:36Hey,
01:12:37sorry,
01:12:37Do you mind?
01:12:37Let's take a picture?
01:12:38No.
01:12:42But smile a little,
01:12:43No?
01:12:43So.
01:12:46Come on,
01:12:47Shall we go for drinks?
01:12:48Or what's going on?
01:12:48We don't have enough time.
01:12:49We lose the motorhome owner.
01:12:51Nativity scene,
01:12:52And you and I
01:12:52When are we going to get divorced?
01:12:53Well,
01:12:54when I return,
01:12:54don't worry,
01:12:55We'll see how it goes.
01:12:56Yeah,
01:12:56But you look for each other
01:12:57another lawyer,
01:12:57Hey?
01:12:58But we're leaving.
01:12:58or we stay
01:12:59to the collapse.
01:13:01I'm going to kick you out
01:13:01much less,
01:13:02Hey?
01:13:02And to think that already
01:13:03We're not coming back
01:13:04to see you.
01:13:04You never know,
01:13:05Emilio,
01:13:05You never know.
01:13:07Life takes many turns.
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