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00:00:30Well, he's my ex-brother-in-law. He was at home with my sister, but she asked him to put him in a dire situation.
00:00:34But why are you saying that? Because the more he knows about us, the harder it is to pity us, because it humanizes us, Gabriel.
00:00:40We're risking our jobs and we're bringing in these clowns as representatives.
00:00:45Silence.
00:00:48How do the accused plead?
00:00:50Me with flowers, Your Honor. I am a gentleman.
00:00:53Because anyway, Gabriel, what's going on?
00:00:56Innocent, Your Honor.
00:00:58Captain, why were you not on the bridge when the events occurred?
00:01:03I was having sex, Your Honor.
00:01:06With the leisure activities monitor. For throwing it, Your Honor.
00:01:10For illusions, Your Honor.
00:01:12As a prosecution witness, I swear that I slept with the captain. Thank you.
00:01:15You weren't on the witness list, miss. Please sit down.
00:01:20According to the report, the captain left the controls of the cruise ship to the director, who is not qualified.
00:01:25What do you mean I'm not qualified?
00:01:26I got my tourism degree in ten years, at four different universities.
00:01:31That bastard is great, huh?
00:01:33Director, innocent!
00:01:35Silence.
00:01:36The important thing, Mr. Santaella, is that you allowed a passenger onto the bridge
00:01:40which he described in the report as violent and threatening.
00:01:43Just a moment, Gaby.
00:01:45Yes, the typical little brat, your honor.
00:01:47He provoked me by saying he wasn't capable of getting the boat up to twenty knots.
00:01:50And he told me, and I quote verbatim, write it down, please.
00:01:53Coward, chicken, sardine captain.
00:01:56And did it accelerate?
00:01:57I'm human, your honor.
00:01:59What a rant.
00:02:00This is a done deal.
00:02:01Kid, shut up, I can't hear you.
00:02:02I don't realize when you identify yourself.
00:02:03Damn, I should have gone to Costa Concordia.
00:02:05But what is Costa Concordia?
00:02:06If it's the Chanquete boat, buy it with the anchor.
00:02:08Oh, man.
00:02:09She should have been a judge.
00:02:10Because, son, since I like to order cleaning, I would have cleaned the whole of society.
00:02:13How does it look on you?
00:02:14Shut up, for God's sake.
00:02:15What should I put in you?
00:02:16At the next interruption, I will clear the room.
00:02:18Well said, Your Honor.
00:02:20They just won't shut up.
00:02:22And that's when they crashed into the royal family's ship, right?
00:02:25Look, it wasn't a crash.
00:02:26Technically it was a small wave.
00:02:28Technically, it was the wake of the cruise ship that caused the blibon to capsize.
00:02:31The blibón has a fuselage that's quite old, your honor.
00:02:33And from then on, it was chaos.
00:02:34Well, chaos is not the issue.
00:02:35I left the cabin and the first thing I saw was the former monarch Juan Carlos splashing in the water.
00:02:40And one of the princesses, the least attractive, was there and holding the band.
00:02:42The bodyguards were trying to lift the former monarch up by hand.
00:02:45But, look, no matter how much I raised my hand, you couldn't reach it.
00:02:47It's because it's quite high up.
00:02:49Well, in less than a minute the rescue boats arrived to help us.
00:02:53And that was it.
00:03:02Well, not everything.
00:03:04From a boat, Froilán gave us the finger, your honor.
00:03:14And finally, two months after the trial, the shipping company will have to compensate the Royal Household with 993,000
00:03:21euros for capsizing the former monarch's boat.
00:03:24The accident that occurred in 2011, in which the then King Juan Carlos I fractured his
00:03:31hip,
00:03:31It marked the beginning of the multiple health problems that led to his recent abdication.
00:03:37Damn, what a blow they've dealt us.
00:03:41Mariano, you have to be focused on that right now.
00:03:54If you have to be dealing with this right now.
00:03:56Damn, you're really getting into it.
00:03:58Hey, languages are super important.
00:04:00These days, if you don't know English, you're nobody.
00:04:02Can we please focus on how to explain this catastrophe to your father?
00:04:05You're making a mountain out of a molehill to be a sailor.
00:04:07Besides, as I've already told him, I'll send him a WhatsApp message.
00:04:10A WhatsApp message?
00:04:11So, you tell the company owner via WhatsApp that we have to pay one million euros.
00:04:15But that's so we don't get stuck on anything.
00:04:17He makes a hero in the toilet paper factory and that's it.
00:04:20Yeah, they're a pain in the ass.
00:04:22Oh my god, I'm a riot.
00:04:25Look, look, it's him.
00:04:27He is answering.
00:04:27Oh, what is it saying, what is it saying?
00:04:29I'm fed up with you...
00:04:32Writing, online, writing...
00:04:37Balls.
00:04:38The man is a little upset.
00:04:40Can?
00:04:41Leave me alone, Gabi, I've got a way with the riffraff.
00:04:44Hey, my Galactics!
00:04:47Nothing, come in, come in.
00:04:49What can your director do for you?
00:04:51Let's see.
00:04:51I'm going to speak because I've been officially appointed spokesperson
00:04:54And on behalf of everyone, we're quite worried, to be honest.
00:04:58Because we don't know if this legal process regarding the seizure of assets is valid.
00:05:01that you have had in the world of debt this
00:05:03If we're going to be short because economically...
00:05:07fuck off.
00:05:08Aren't you going to fire or what?
00:05:13Gabi, she's waiting for you.
00:05:21Boys, boys, boys, boys.
00:05:23Look, I know we're in a bind, I know that perfectly well,
00:05:26But I also know that we have overcome infinitely more difficult situations than this.
00:05:31As captain of this ship, I always give you my word that I will give it my all.
00:05:34so that everything stays exactly the same.
00:05:37We are?
00:05:54I hope she can sleep peacefully with thousands of deaths on her conscience.
00:05:58Sorry?
00:05:58Your suitcase is blocking the emergency exit.
00:06:01If the passengers had to be evacuated, you would be responsible for hundreds of people.
00:06:04crowded together and died in agony on top of one another,
00:06:08like a giant lasagna made of human flesh.
00:06:10Andece con ojito.
00:06:14Yes, with that snowy mountain.
00:06:17Okay, clown.
00:06:19Take your brain cell, point it at my mouth and listen to me.
00:06:23Where is the captain?
00:06:29Where is the captain?
00:06:32My goodness, Gabriel, time doesn't seem to affect you, does it?
00:06:34It runs you over.
00:06:35And who is this?
00:06:36Tere, this is my ex-wife.
00:06:39Loam.
00:06:39Marga is my no...
00:06:42my friend.
00:06:44Tere.
00:06:45Tere, Tere.
00:06:46What's wrong with you, girl?
00:06:47Do you have a lazy eye?
00:06:49Come on, another Nobel Prize, huh?
00:06:52Gabriel, eight years have passed and I see that things haven't changed here.
00:06:54nothing.
00:06:56Give it to me!
00:06:56Loam.
00:06:57Give it to me!
00:07:01Listen to me, my love.
00:07:02I was very lonely, you know?
00:07:04At Christmas, life...
00:07:07Look, I mean, if you're going to find out, I won't do it.
00:07:10I just found out, you son of a bitch!
00:07:12About what?
00:07:14No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:07:15No, no, no, no, no!
00:07:16No, no, no, no, no!
00:07:17I remember that day perfectly.
00:07:20Every time I sit down.
00:07:22Well, I'd better go.
00:07:25I drink you.
00:07:26Bye bye.
00:07:27So what?
00:07:27What are you doing here?
00:07:29For child support?
00:07:30Don't be so picky, man.
00:07:31If gourmet checks are good, then they're still money.
00:07:34Gabin!
00:07:35What are you doing like that, man?
00:07:36Let's go to the beach.
00:07:38Look at the swimsuit I bought.
00:07:39It doesn't make me gay, does it?
00:07:40Ah!
00:07:44Loam!
00:07:45Little sister!
00:07:46But what a surprise.
00:07:47What are you doing here, pirate?
00:07:49Piratona doesn't go for seconds, eh?
00:07:51What a joy!
00:07:53Didn't your father put you in charge of the cheese factory in Villarroblero?
00:07:56Well, now I've come here to lead this cruise.
00:07:59Sorry, I almost made you...
00:08:01Well, how does he manage?
00:08:02So, what is my position?
00:08:03I don't give a damn.
00:08:04But the first measure I'm going to take is to kick you out.
00:08:07Malgarita, I think there's a small detail you're unaware of.
00:08:09Tell him, Mariano, tell him.
00:08:12That won't fly, Gaby.
00:08:14Who is my ex-brother-in-law?
00:08:15I've got you figured out better.
00:08:16Hey?
00:08:17Little lanterns.
00:08:19Look.
00:08:20This, all of this.
00:08:23AND...
00:08:24And my share of the ship.
00:08:31Damn, he was wearing a colored ladder, can you believe it?
00:08:33What's happening?
00:08:34Sofia?
00:08:37Look, well, get ready because your life here is going to be hell.
00:08:39I've come here to set things straight.
00:08:40Oh, oh, to put things firmly in place.
00:08:41You've never really understood that very well.
00:08:43Look, Gabriel, we're not going to start talking about trivial things.
00:08:46Your fun is over.
00:08:47This ship is a wreck and I'm going to completely renovate it.
00:08:50And starting with the name.
00:08:51The anchor is now history.
00:08:52From now on the anchor will be called anchor 2.
00:08:58He hasn't overthought it, has he?
00:09:01Now, the truth is that it's a powerful one.
00:09:02Because I don't know how to pronounce it.
00:09:04Anchor 2.
00:09:06Anchored.
00:09:08Anchored!
00:09:09Anchored!
00:09:10Anchored!
00:09:10Ladies and gentlemen.
00:09:12Anchored!
00:09:13Prodosa vapor.
00:09:14There's a party with the crew.
00:09:19Anchored!
00:09:20And look over the side.
00:09:22Anchored!
00:09:23The mobile phone and the watch.
00:09:25We're late!
00:09:26Romantea is my voice.
00:09:29Sail with me and set a new course for your life.
00:09:36Come on!
00:09:37Yes, Mom, please, everyone's going to see us.
00:09:40Come on, mom, mom, okay, fine, go ahead.
00:09:42I'm only here to work for a few months, you know.
00:09:45Mom, you did the same thing when I went to jail.
00:09:47I've already been nicknamed "little kisses".
00:09:48Oh, son, you do nothing but cause me grief.
00:09:52Now you're keen to become a waiter, and in prison you're studying to be a lawyer.
00:09:56With the great life you have in the neighborhood.
00:09:58Yes, it's great, let's go.
00:09:59Stealing, dealing drugs, and running from the cops.
00:10:02Just like love drives people away, let's go.
00:10:03Do you see it?
00:10:04You're already talking like those posh gypsies.
00:10:05I saw you, Mom, we've already talked about it.
00:10:08I want to reintegrate myself and start a new life.
00:10:10It was quite sad to have to celebrate all the national team's titles in a puddle in prison.
00:10:14Yeah, whatever you think.
00:10:16I've given you ten pairs of underwear from the flea market.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:21You owe him two euros.
00:10:23Okay, fine.
00:10:23Behave yourself.
00:10:27Bosco, darling.
00:10:29But what cruise have you put me on?
00:10:30I just saw a man wearing a propaganda cap.
00:10:33And a fanny pack.
00:10:35This is a floating wine dispenser.
00:10:37Call me.
00:10:39Excuse me?
00:10:40Hello.
00:10:41Wait.
00:10:42Hello good.
00:10:42Yeah.
00:10:43Palmyra, right?
00:10:44Yeah.
00:10:44Look, I'm starting work here today and I don't know where I have to go.
00:10:47Hey, you.
00:10:48What do you have to do to get service at reception?
00:10:50I've been waiting for two minutes and I'm starting to look like a Peruvian.
00:10:53Well then, go and ask for Josep Luis, the Catalan.
00:10:56Good afternoon.
00:10:57You're welcome, okay?
00:10:58Damn, right?
00:10:59Have you seen how well he's raised me?
00:11:01Well, like these posh girls, like that.
00:11:03Uh, yes.
00:11:04Josep Luis?
00:11:05Yes, it's me.
00:11:06What do you want?
00:11:07Josep Luis?
00:11:09It will be...
00:11:09Me without Lluín, right?
00:11:10No, my name is Josep Luis.
00:11:12Here I am in the People's Republic of China.
00:11:14Please give me your ticket.
00:11:17Here it is.
00:11:19Wow, I figured out and I was a martyr.
00:11:21Fellow Catalan.
00:11:23No, no, no, from Valencia.
00:11:24Well, Southern Catalonia, right?
00:11:26If you would be so kind as to accompany me, I would be happy to show you the facilities of the cruise ship.
00:11:30This is our main restaurant, The Panorama.
00:11:33It features a buffet that explores the gastronomic delights of the Mediterranean.
00:11:38Our menu depends on what's left over upstairs.
00:11:40What do they eat up there?
00:11:42Well, here's seafood puree.
00:11:43What gives them vegetable stew?
00:11:45Well, here's some vegetable puree.
00:11:46What are they eating up there, mashed potatoes?
00:11:48Well, don't ask, son, it's better not to ask.
00:11:50This is your cabin, the deluxe suite.
00:11:52It's on the main deck, the sheets are Thai silk, and the balcony boasts spectacular views of the
00:11:59sea.
00:11:59Well, our cabins are located here on level minus four.
00:12:02Sheets that scratch like esparto grass and excellent views through the porthole to the stern propeller.
00:12:09And this is our sauna, based on the classic Japanese domes.
00:12:13Hello.
00:12:14On the other side is the corridor, the Turkish bath and the thermal shower circuit.
00:12:19Well, and here's Tiger.
00:12:20What do you see that he doesn't swallow?
00:12:21Well, nothing, just a plastic bag and fight it overboard, because the fish will eat it and...
00:12:24loves.
00:12:25No problem.
00:12:26And well, that's it. Is everything clear now?
00:12:28I think so.
00:12:29Well, welcome aboard.
00:12:32Boatswain, start engines one and two.
00:12:35Engine room ready to set sail from the port of Barcelona.
00:12:38So, Luis, how's your wife?
00:12:40I am Paco.
00:12:41Of course, of course, Paco.
00:12:46Engine room, are we setting sail or what's happening?
00:13:00Oh, how nice of my mom, she bought me t-shirts.
00:13:04Oh, maybe not.
00:13:08The thing is...
00:13:09And this?
00:13:12Call me before you open the chocolates.
00:13:22Mom, yes, I'm here.
00:13:24Yes, I'm already in the cabin.
00:13:25Hey, you don't have to give me chocolate for them to call you, I love you more than anything, Mom.
00:13:29Oh, son, you've already seen us.
00:13:31Don't eat any of them, they're meant to be given to your cousin Charlie in Mallorca.
00:13:36If they gave you more, you wouldn't overdo it.
00:13:38But why would I back down?
00:13:40As if they were filled with...
00:13:43They will not be filled with...
00:13:45Yes, liquor.
00:13:47That's how the drug stays fresher.
00:13:49What, what?
00:13:50But how are you getting me to take drugs?
00:13:52How did you put drugs in my suitcase, Mom?
00:13:54That I'm on parole.
00:13:56I can't even download movies.
00:13:57Oh, son, you just have to do it.
00:13:59Your brother Kevin invited Samara out for a drink the other day without knowing she was the...
00:14:03Charlie's sister.
00:14:04And Charlie gave a friend of Kevin's a good soaking.
00:14:06And Kevin shot Charlie's mother-in-law in the shoulder.
00:14:09And Charlie told us that either we hand over the drugs or they'll burn down our shack.
00:14:13Is that clear?
00:14:14Uh, no.
00:14:16But come on, if Kevin tricked him, why doesn't he pass the drugs to him?
00:14:19Because Kevin is 12 years old and has to go to school.
00:14:24Damn it, Mom.
00:14:26Okay, fine, I'll do it, but this is the last time, okay?
00:14:28What part of "I'm reintegrating" didn't you understand, Mom?
00:14:30Yes, son, yes, how tiresome, and you're just like your father.
00:14:34Okay, son, go on, behave yourself.
00:14:37And eat lots of vegetables.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:40And bundle up.
00:14:41And above all, give me the drugs.
00:14:44I love you too, Mom.
00:14:47Fuck.
00:14:49Bosco, darling, I'm fed up with talking to your answering machine.
00:14:52And what have you gotten me into on this cruise?
00:14:54Hello.
00:14:55There is nothing.
00:14:56So you'd better hope there's no jewelry store if you don't want me to max out my credit card.
00:15:00Bye, chubby.
00:15:06Forward.
00:15:07Excuse me, did I call myself?
00:15:08Yeah.
00:15:08Today is your lucky day.
00:15:10You'll be the envy of your maid friends.
00:15:13Because?
00:15:13Because I'm going to let her put my outfits away while my manicure dries.
00:15:18Okay, dear?
00:15:19Okay, sweetie.
00:15:20But you've come to the wrong department.
00:15:22I work in cleaning.
00:15:23If you'd like, I'll call the slave office.
00:15:25Oops!
00:15:26What a sense of humor.
00:15:27What kind of humor do you poor people have?
00:15:29Come on, I'll give you a tip.
00:15:30Carol, honey, take 200 euros from your wallet and have a drink.
00:15:33Thank you very much, ma'am.
00:15:38Well, maybe I can spare a few minutes, huh?
00:15:42Well, see you another day, okay?
00:15:44Thank you so much.
00:15:45Goodbye, Carol.
00:15:46See you later.
00:15:47Careful, careful.
00:15:48Careful, careful.
00:15:48It's silk, that's it.
00:15:50You could live for a year with what that dress costs.
00:15:53200 euros, palmina, 200 euros.
00:15:57But what?
00:15:58So, right?
00:15:59But seriously, do you have the delicacy of a Roman woman?
00:16:03Oh, my neck itches.
00:16:06Come on, scratch me.
00:16:07What did you say?
00:16:08Let me scratch myself.
00:16:12That?
00:16:13A little further to the right.
00:16:18Please take it, he's my husband.
00:16:20But no, but don't stop scratching me.
00:16:23But, but take it.
00:16:24But scratch me, scratch me and catch it.
00:16:26You know what I say? Fuck off!
00:16:28You're going to end up bothering your mother.
00:16:30Marchioness of being a pain in the ass.
00:16:32And not even for 200 euros.
00:16:34Some people can put up with this.
00:16:35Sorry.
00:16:37I'm going to call management right now to have her demoted.
00:16:41If it's even possible to be less than a maid, that is.
00:16:44So, huh?
00:16:45Well, I'm going to take her panties to wash them right now.
00:16:49But they're not dirty.
00:16:53Now yes.
00:16:58Look, Marga, even though I'm not the director, let me speak first.
00:17:01Because for that purpose I am their leader, their guru, their Rosa Díez.
00:17:04They drown without me.
00:17:06I should have strangled you in your mother's womb with the umbilical cord.
00:17:10Why? What is Marga really saying?
00:17:11Excuse the new principal, right?
00:17:13I'll bring you a cortado, a latte, and a cappuccino.
00:17:16Because I still don't know how he likes to take it.
00:17:20Thank you for your time.
00:17:22I am Josep Lluís, from reception.
00:17:29Well, it's a Falconeta.
00:17:31Yes, I'm missing an eye.
00:17:34Already?
00:17:38Well, this is the nicest thing you'll ever see from me.
00:17:41I am Margarita Santaella, the new director of the cruise ship, and I am a bitch.
00:17:45Come on, if you hear yourself, Mom, that's nice.
00:17:47Guys, I know you're worried about what my new position will be.
00:17:50We're deciding.
00:17:51But don't worry, because it will be important, okay?
00:17:53Good.
00:17:54I should start with a nice to meet you.
00:17:57Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:17:58This is a new stage.
00:17:59Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:18:00But what I really want to tell you is that I'm going to make this ship so firm that the
00:18:05The bow will face the sky.
00:18:07Well, the first step I'm going to take...
00:18:09Sorry.
00:18:10Sorry.
00:18:14Yes, Dad, tell me.
00:18:16No.
00:18:17Who?
00:18:19I just don't have the time.
00:18:21It doesn't give me...
00:18:21Okay, no buts.
00:18:23Yes, greetings.
00:18:27He was the president of the company.
00:18:28Dad.
00:18:29It was the company president who told me that tomorrow the most important person in Europe will be getting on board.
00:18:35to reopen this ship.
00:18:37Chinese!
00:18:38Pantoja?
00:18:39Guardiola?
00:18:40No, man, no, much more distinguished.
00:18:41Now there's Mario.
00:18:42Look, first of all, that's two people.
00:18:44And secondly, if we don't stop talking nonsense, I won't be able to tell you that tomorrow in Mallorca we're going up
00:18:49Angela Merkel.
00:18:51The president of Germany?
00:18:53The president of Germany?
00:18:54That's intense, isn't it?
00:18:55A female president.
00:18:57Angela Merkel, what a load of crap.
00:18:59It was better when I brought Rebecca, remember?
00:19:01He also wrote a song.
00:19:03Hard to tarpa.
00:19:04Okay, shut up.
00:19:04Shut up, shut up!
00:19:06Okay, we can work our butts off tomorrow with this visit and hope he likes this ship so much that he wants
00:19:10invade Poland aboard it.
00:19:12Understood?
00:19:13Let's get to work!
00:19:14Already!
00:19:15Bravo!
00:19:17Magnificent speech.
00:19:21Okay, Marga, tell me what my new position is going to be.
00:19:24Well, look, I'm going to do you a favor.
00:19:25And you're going to get to know this ship the right way, starting from the bottom up.
00:19:29And your job is to sort the towels from most to least dirty.
00:19:33He's coming.
00:19:33Let's see.
00:19:34This one is very dirty.
00:19:37Okay, I get it now, mate.
00:19:41Boss.
00:19:41For you, boss.
00:19:50He's throwing one at me.
00:19:56Oh, damn, that's delicious!
00:19:58Give me another one.
00:20:02Captain, excuse me, but you've already had three.
00:20:05Well, whatever I wear will be the fourth one, then, right?
00:20:07Heredia, you'll get to know me soon enough.
00:20:11Is something wrong?
00:20:16No no.
00:20:17Come on.
00:20:19Let's see, Marga.
00:20:21It's my break time, isn't it?
00:20:22I drink if I feel like it.
00:20:26No, let's be clear.
00:20:30I'm in charge here now, and I don't want to see a drunk captain.
00:20:32It's very simple, you just change your eye patch.
00:20:34You, give me a fishing rod.
00:20:36Marching.
00:20:37Sorry?
00:20:38No, I'm going to leave now, my shift is over.
00:20:43And now you need to tidy yourself up a bit, because it looks like Mr. Barragán is captaining this ship.
00:20:47Marga, I'm the captain.
00:20:48And I live as I please.
00:20:49That's something you can't change, neither you, nor Merkel, nor...
00:20:52Dad?
00:20:54Yes, yes.
00:20:56She's your daughter.
00:20:57Lydia?
00:20:58Yes, the one that comes with the cello.
00:21:00The one who's running...
00:21:01The one who just took a nasty fall, that's your daughter.
00:21:07Daughter.
00:21:09My daughter.
00:21:10The times!
00:21:11Oh, it's been a while since I've seen you.
00:21:13But hey, don't worry.
00:21:15Now we can catch up.
00:21:16And I'm staying on the ship for a while.
00:21:18Which ship? This one?
00:21:19Of course.
00:21:22And well...
00:21:23Mom told me everything about the divorce and...
00:21:25What did he tell you?
00:21:27All.
00:21:27All?
00:21:28Everything which part?
00:21:29All.
00:21:30All.
00:21:30But I understand perfectly.
00:21:32Look, if you doubted whether you were gay, then you had every right to try it, right?
00:21:36Ah, right, right, I see.
00:21:38Gay.
00:21:38Sure, gay.
00:21:39Actually.
00:21:40Yes, I hesitated for a while.
00:21:41But as soon as I separated from your mother, I started liking women again.
00:21:45That's a shame, isn't it, daughter?
00:21:46Because among gay men right now, short, bald, and chubby guys like your dad are very popular.
00:21:51Really?
00:21:52My friends' divorced parents don't get along at all.
00:21:55And look at yourselves.
00:22:09Hands up!
00:22:10I have nothing, I have nothing!
00:22:12You almost came in my pants, kid.
00:22:15Don't worry, I've removed the bullets.
00:22:16Or not?
00:22:18Well, almost certainly yes.
00:22:21Campillo, head of security.
00:22:23I'm Raimundo, waiter, head of security, eh?
00:22:27How lucky I am!
00:22:28Yes, because you're going to live in the safest 10 square meters in the entire Mediterranean.
00:22:33I am responsible for the crime.
00:22:37No, don't sit down, don't sit down!
00:22:40I have my criminal law notes here.
00:22:43Oh, you're studying to be a lawyer?
00:22:45For a lawyer, for a lawyer.
00:22:46Disgusting!
00:22:48You're working your fingers to the bone to get terrorists, criminals, and gypsies out of jail.
00:22:51And you want to include the poor princess in it.
00:22:54Yes, yes.
00:22:56Why would I want to be a lawyer, huh?
00:22:58To have a hot secretary and earn a ton of money?
00:23:00So that?
00:23:00Is it better for me to stay here serving shots?
00:23:02Of course.
00:23:04Honestly...
00:23:05He did it to me for a while.
00:23:06No no!
00:23:07Oh, because this is your bed, isn't it?
00:23:11Would you mind swapping it for me?
00:23:13Look, kid.
00:23:15There are two things that I am clear about in life.
00:23:17One, there's no good movie without explosions.
00:23:19And two, I always sleep next to the door because you never know when you have to spring into action.
00:23:23If we draw lots.
00:23:25Okay, fine.
00:23:26Well, let's start off right.
00:23:30Oh.
00:23:32Your turn.
00:23:35No, no, that...
00:23:37Topa a ti, topa a ti.
00:23:38You must have broken in your car by now.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:45This is Strabismus.
00:23:49What are you looking at?
00:23:52Okay, so what?
00:23:53What's up?
00:23:56Any boyfriends around?
00:23:57No, no, Dad.
00:23:58Look, I'm too young for boyfriends.
00:24:00You are 16 years old, daughter.
00:24:0117.
00:24:01I went to Amsterdam when I was 16.
00:24:03I used to spend my days in coffee shops getting really high on...
00:24:08Coffee.
00:24:09Coffee.
00:24:09No, it's just that there's a café in Holland.
00:24:11Better than Colombia's, you know.
00:24:13Or from Colombia.
00:24:13Colombia too.
00:24:14Hey, Gaby.
00:24:15Since Merkel is coming, maybe I could sing her a little song.
00:24:18Do you know how to say "light sailor" in German?
00:24:21Yes, yes.
00:24:21Then we looked at it.
00:24:22Look, this is my daughter.
00:24:24My daughter Olivia.
00:24:25What is my daughter?
00:24:27Go on.
00:24:28Your daughter?
00:24:29Your ex?
00:24:30Shall I bring you the Ouija board and we'll call your mother?
00:24:34The Andalusians have such a spark.
00:24:36I see some great chemistry here.
00:24:38Why don't you accompany her to get settled in completely?
00:24:40See you later.
00:24:40Come on.
00:24:44I want this staircase filled with garlands in the colors of the German flag.
00:24:48Take note.
00:24:49After.
00:24:50I want all the travelers behind the entourage.
00:24:52Now, if someone ugly, poorly dressed, or vulgar appears,
00:24:55I don't know, that one, for example, you take it away from me, okay?
00:24:57And so it is.
00:24:58The only thing I don't understand is how I'm lucky enough to have such an excellent director as you.
00:25:02And I feel...
00:25:02Shut up.
00:25:03Shut up!
00:25:04I'll be quiet.
00:25:04I'll shut up, okay?
00:25:05I'll keep quiet.
00:25:06The ladder!
00:25:06Sorry, sorry.
00:25:07I'll be quiet.
00:25:13Marga, before I forget, has called Dad,
00:25:15He says he won't be a towel boy at all, he wants me to be a supervisor.
00:25:18Well, he said chief supervisor, but what you...
00:25:19Mariano, you know you're an idiot, right?
00:25:22Come on, get changed.
00:25:23Already!
00:25:29Is there anything I can help you with?
00:25:31Well, look, yes.
00:25:32I wanted to file a complaint, but your little Chinese guy isn't here.
00:25:34What, you have him selling roses?
00:25:35Ah!
00:25:36Oh!
00:25:36Oh!
00:25:37How funny!
00:25:38And how beautiful.
00:25:39And it smells wonderful.
00:25:40Thus to canalillo, canelilla, canela.
00:25:42Hello, I'm Mariano Santaella.
00:25:45I am Natalia, Mrs. Figueroa and Marta Arell.
00:25:48Yeah.
00:25:48The one on the Forbes list.
00:25:50So...
00:25:51Fus, fus.
00:25:51I don't associate with the middle class.
00:25:53No, no, be careful, I'm chaste, okay?
00:25:54Pablo Iglesias hates me, I'm pure caste.
00:25:56I am the son of the owner of this ship.
00:25:58Well, look, I wanted to file a formal complaint against one of your employees.
00:26:01I don't know her name, I only know that she's an unbearable maid.
00:26:05Palmyra.
00:26:06That one over there.
00:26:08That.
00:26:09He wiped his sweat with my lace panties, can you believe it?
00:26:12And do you have them around, the panties?
00:26:15As?
00:26:16No, I say it to recognize them, in case we go to trial or as expert evidence.
00:26:21Forget it.
00:26:22Palmira!
00:26:24Palmira, I need to talk to you very seriously.
00:26:26It turns out that a passenger has complained about your attitude.
00:26:28And of course, well, I'm not going to say who it is to avoid reprisals.
00:26:31The dick, right?
00:26:32Yeah, well, what does it matter?
00:26:33He's going to find out.
00:26:34Hey, Palmira, I'm reminding you that the customer always has the...
00:26:38Shut up already, man!
00:26:39Shut up!
00:26:40You're not in charge here anymore, you're not the director of anything.
00:26:43Come on!
00:26:53Attention, everyone here, please, quickly.
00:26:57Come on!
00:27:00When Angela Merkel boards in Mallorca, another ship has to appear.
00:27:03Therefore, we only have six hours to do six months' work.
00:27:07Okay, so I'll go ahead and detail the program.
00:27:09Does anyone have a pen, please?
00:27:16Thank you.
00:27:18One.
00:27:18The chancellor will begin her visit with a gala reception.
00:27:21Palmira, I need the floor to be so shiny that just by looking at it I can tell the color of her girdle.
00:27:26Or it's going to be difficult, because it's carpet.
00:27:28Well, there's a challenge for you.
00:27:30Before the reopening there will be a dinner where a promotional video of Ancla 2 will be shown.
00:27:35Josep, as head of protocol you will be in charge of the video.
00:27:38Is that clear?
00:27:38Crystalline.
00:27:39Like the bug to the lady.
00:27:41Fuck.
00:27:42Okay, Campillo, you'll coordinate with the chancellor's private security service.
00:27:46Or them with me?
00:27:48No, you with them.
00:27:49And finally, there will be a concert by a promising young musician.
00:27:53Oh, thank you, Marga.
00:27:54It will be an honor.
00:27:55I had planned to start with light sailor.
00:27:58I said young man.
00:27:59And I was referring to Olivia Ugarte.
00:28:02Oh, right, your daughter does, but I don't, do I?
00:28:04My daughter did, because she learned music at a conservatory and not in an alley of flowerpots in Triana.
00:28:09We are?
00:28:10Thank you.
00:28:13Look, look at the faces it's left on everyone.
00:28:15Don't pay any attention to him.
00:28:15Don't pay any attention to him.
00:28:16This woman destroys everything she touches.
00:28:19Like with Olivia.
00:28:20At ten years old she was a sweetheart, she was.
00:28:23And now look at her.
00:28:24Lee, he doesn't drink, he plays the cello.
00:28:27But what kind of education has he given her?
00:28:28I love my niece very much.
00:28:30But when I'm with her, I get sleepy.
00:28:32Don't worry, they'll leave soon.
00:28:34These don't hold up on the ship.
00:28:35Can't you see they're dry?
00:28:36No, David.
00:28:36We can't wait.
00:28:37They have to be thrown out.
00:28:38Don't you see you're marking like a leech?
00:28:40If we let her, she'll drain the blood from you, me, and the entire crew.
00:28:43And I don't intend to let him do that to my people.
00:28:45What you really want is to stop handing out towels.
00:28:48Well yes.
00:28:49But the rabble matters to me too.
00:28:51All of these.
00:28:58Rofí, if Fernández is going to have to do a double shift since there's a two of them.
00:29:00Campillo, deck four secured.
00:29:04Cordon on the walkway of deck five.
00:29:06Received.
00:29:07Short and sweet.
00:29:14Campillo, dude, it's great to have you here, man.
00:29:16There's an emergency at the pool.
00:29:17A child is taking a bath without armbands.
00:29:18Well, he can sort it out himself.
00:29:20Today I'm not here to save civilians.
00:29:22Limping.
00:29:23And keep quiet, okay?
00:29:24I'm with Merkel's security detail.
00:29:26I'm going to show Germany that Spain is at the forefront of Europe.
00:29:29We're a country of tambourines right now, damn it.
00:29:31Yes, between the Gürtel case, Operation Púnica, and the Puyol affair, this country seems like a circus, doesn't it?
00:29:36What the hell are you talking about?
00:29:37The World Cup, damn it.
00:29:39We got knocked out in the first round and those sausage-eaters go and win it.
00:29:42We had to return to our holy homeland with our tails between our legs.
00:29:47Let it be known that I'm doing this to defend Spanish pride, okay?
00:29:50For our Marquis of Salamanca, for Casillas, for Iniesta, even for Piqué.
00:29:54Tell me, yes, yes, yes.
00:29:56Hey, aren't you a little unprotected, Vavor?
00:29:59Well, no, it's true.
00:30:01Good point.
00:30:03Attention, attention, passengers.
00:30:06We will arrive at the port of Mallorca in one hour.
00:30:08Fuck it.
00:30:11What are you doing?
00:30:13Are you looking for the chocolates?
00:30:17Damn, that's a really nice touch, man.
00:30:19You have no idea how hard it was for me to count them.
00:30:20Damn, I smelled chocolate and I didn't know where it was coming from.
00:30:22Have you eaten them?
00:30:23Because that would explain a lot of things.
00:30:25No way?
00:30:25Even though I hate chocolates, I've given them to a girl I like.
00:30:29I've even written a poem for him.
00:30:30Tere, to Captain Deja, I want to eat your ear.
00:30:35Actually, what I really want is to eat her mouth, but it didn't rhyme at all.
00:30:38Tere is that girl who's like...
00:30:40No, it's the Chinese guy, don't mess with me.
00:30:42Hey, if you go to the store, bring some thumbtacks.
00:30:49But you...
00:30:51But it's still here.
00:30:52Then they say they've made it easier to fire people.
00:30:55Go on, go away.
00:30:56And pick up the peanuts from the ground.
00:30:58What peanuts?
00:30:59If there isn't one.
00:31:02Now yes.
00:31:09Man, I'm looking for affection.
00:31:11You finally called me.
00:31:13You've made me so happy.
00:31:14It's the worst trip of my life.
00:31:15And I remind you that when we were dating you took me to a four-star hotel.
00:31:18Okay, honey.
00:31:20Listen to me.
00:31:20Something has happened.
00:31:22Do you remember that dinner with Blesa and Little Nicolás?
00:31:24There was a flower center that you thought was ideal.
00:31:27And you took it home.
00:31:29Well, there was a microphone inside.
00:31:30A microphone?
00:31:31So that?
00:31:32They've arrested me, Natalia.
00:31:34That I have been arrested.
00:31:35I was at the country club with Bigotes.
00:31:38Handling contracts.
00:31:40And the police appeared.
00:31:41He tried to flee, but in the car park he couldn't find my Jaguar.
00:31:45Awful.
00:31:47Come on, they're taking me to jail.
00:31:48That?
00:31:49Oh, I'm looking for affection, I don't understand anything.
00:31:50They've seized our house, our bank account, and everything.
00:31:53We have nothing.
00:31:53We're poor, honey.
00:31:55I love you, I love you.
00:31:56I'll call you.
00:31:57Look for?
00:31:58Look for?
00:32:01Excuse me, lady of Marturey figurine.
00:32:03There must be a problem with your credit card.
00:32:05Because the charges against me have been rejected.
00:32:07They will have become demagnetized.
00:32:09It happens to me a lot, you know?
00:32:11Take it.
00:32:12Try these.
00:32:16Something's bound to work, right?
00:32:20Not anymore.
00:32:21Damn, damn.
00:32:25Tawel.
00:32:27Tawel.
00:32:29Will, with your anchor you.
00:32:31Tawel.
00:32:34Here it goes.
00:32:34Merkel is about to arrive and you're like this.
00:32:36You cannot use your mobile phone.
00:32:37It was a work-related matter.
00:32:38Yes, let's see.
00:32:39Yeah.
00:32:39Let's see.
00:32:40Let's see.
00:32:42Is Candy Crush work?
00:32:44Well, it keeps my mind awake.
00:32:45This job is very alienating, Marga.
00:32:47That you are a man of action.
00:32:48That's how you could put it.
00:32:49Well, look.
00:32:50Pick up that towel they threw into the pool.
00:32:52There are no towels at the pool, Marga.
00:32:57Is there a towel or not?
00:33:03Excuse me.
00:33:04The...
00:33:04The towel in the water...
00:33:05No.
00:33:06Stretch out.
00:33:13Oh.
00:33:14Wait, wait.
00:33:16The product?
00:33:17No, Mariano.
00:33:18Ah.
00:33:19That?
00:33:20Gaby, look.
00:33:20We need to talk.
00:33:22What's happening?
00:33:22Let's see.
00:33:22Oh.
00:33:23This is hell on earth.
00:33:24We need to get rid of the patches now.
00:33:25And I've come up with a brilliant plan, look.
00:33:27No no.
00:33:28No, Mariano.
00:33:28Don't drag me into your nonsense.
00:33:29No.
00:33:30No no.
00:33:31No, yes.
00:33:32That...
00:33:32No, we're not going.
00:33:33I have quite a few things.
00:33:35Already in hand.
00:33:35Let me.
00:33:36Let me.
00:33:36But, Gaby.
00:33:40And your book, Dad, does it have a hand?
00:33:43Lorenzo made a great shepherdess all by himself.
00:33:46Fuck.
00:33:48No, it's just that at my age, you need a certain amount of concentration to get an erection.
00:33:51Dad.
00:33:52Dad, what am I?
00:33:53Olivia?
00:33:54She's my daughter.
00:33:55Your daughter?
00:33:56Get dressed, get dressed, get dressed.
00:33:58Come on.
00:34:01Come on.
00:34:02Wow.
00:34:03The to.
00:34:03The fact that?
00:34:04The to.
00:34:05But what are you talking about? I can't understand you.
00:34:06Dude, I'm the one.
00:34:07To cover myself in the trap.
00:34:08Damn, you should have said that sooner.
00:34:13Dad.
00:34:14Hello.
00:34:15I'm sorry for barging in like this, but I needed to talk to you.
00:34:18Nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:34:18Happens.
00:34:19You're at home, right?
00:34:21Happens.
00:34:23Did you bring this fat violin?
00:34:25Chelo.
00:34:25Who?
00:34:26The instrument, the cello, cello to play.
00:34:29Sure, sure.
00:34:31I would like to have the pleasure of hearing you play a piece.
00:34:39Besides, with a shot of whatever, it's going to be a perfect moment for me.
00:34:43Does that sound good to you, daughter?
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:45Come on.
00:34:45Come on.
00:34:49What a bitch.
00:34:54Dad, I thought I was going to tell you that I've come to live with you.
00:35:04It's a great plan.
00:35:06I've thought about it so many times, daughter.
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:09Oh, wait a minute.
00:35:10That?
00:35:11No no.
00:35:11I'll have to talk to your mother about it.
00:35:13Oh!
00:35:14You're going to live with the girl.
00:35:15And you're going to behave like a father and not like a torrent of semen.
00:35:19So the drinking, the partying, and the groping of women in street corners were over.
00:35:23We are?
00:35:24We are.
00:35:30Oh, Mariano.
00:35:32Hey, I've changed my mind.
00:35:34Count on me for the things I told you no to.
00:35:37No, not the tap dancing class.
00:35:39The thing about throwing marl.
00:35:43Come on, man.
00:35:43But it's a bargain.
00:35:45Look, this one only cost me three thousand.
00:35:47And I'll give it to him for a thousand.
00:35:48No.
00:35:49Three per thousand.
00:35:51Five hundred.
00:35:52I'm not going any lower than that, okay?
00:35:54Hundred.
00:35:54I don't buy here, I only sell.
00:35:56Do you want a life preserver?
00:35:58No.
00:35:58Let's see.
00:36:00Let's see, Shopkeeper.
00:36:01Listen to me.
00:36:01I know some very important people.
00:36:03So if you help me, as soon as I sort out my situation, I'll get you out of this boat.
00:36:08and I'll put a little job up his sleeve.
00:36:10I don't like the sea.
00:36:11But this is a crossroads.
00:36:13I don't know.
00:36:13It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
00:36:15He buys me something and gives it to his wife.
00:36:16I give up on myself.
00:36:17To your daughter?
00:36:17He's a transvestite.
00:36:19I hate him.
00:36:19Damn, what should I do now?
00:36:20Hey?
00:36:22A with K.
00:36:23I'll eat it up.
00:36:24A with K.
00:36:25I pick up the apple, eat it, and throw it away.
00:36:28Very good, very good, very good.
00:36:30It had been fantastic.
00:36:32What art.
00:36:33What art.
00:36:34What art.
00:36:35What the hell is wrong with you?
00:36:36Tere, Tere, Tere.
00:36:37Please tell me you haven't eaten the chocolates Campillo gave you.
00:36:39Oh no, darling.
00:36:41To make this chocolate, I have to give up eating it.
00:36:44It's what you call a paradox.
00:36:48I gave it to Parmira.
00:36:53Fernanda Loso, slow down or I'll take three points off your score.
00:36:56Why the rush?
00:36:58And why not?
00:37:01Damn, you've disarmed me.
00:37:02Run, run!
00:37:03Damn, you've disarmed me.
00:37:04Damn, you've disarmed me.
00:37:05Damn, you've disarmed me.
00:37:07Look!
00:37:09Look!
00:37:10Look!
00:37:11Be careful with him.
00:37:13Wire.
00:37:14What do you want?
00:37:15Oh, I'm very busy.
00:37:16The chucur is about to arrive and I have to get all this perfect.
00:37:20Shh, okay?
00:37:21What could be better than sun crystal?
00:37:22Yes, very good.
00:37:23Hey, I need the chocolates that Tere gave you.
00:37:25For?
00:37:27They have some league trading cards and I'm missing Juanfran's.
00:37:29Come on, don't give me that nonsense, okay?
00:37:31I dye my hair on top, but I've already got gray hair on the bottom, huh?
00:37:34So come on.
00:37:35The truth.
00:37:36The truth?
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37From the beginning.
00:37:39Very good.
00:37:40Let's see.
00:37:41My brother, Kevin, invited Samara to a tweet.
00:37:44Without knowing that Samara, in turn, is Charlie's sister.
00:37:47Charlie is a cousin of mine, and well, we get along okay.
00:37:50Charlie...
00:37:51Leave it, leave it, leave it.
00:37:52Oh, what a mess.
00:37:53Josep took them to give to his mother.
00:37:55Come on, don't mess with me.
00:37:56Well yes.
00:38:00AND?
00:38:01Joselu, I can call you Joselu, right?
00:38:02Josep, I...
00:38:03I need your mother's chocolates.
00:38:04In return, I'll get you whatever you want.
00:38:05Do you like jewelry?
00:38:06The watches?
00:38:07Car radios?
00:38:08To my mother?
00:38:10Ah, yes, but that was a lie.
00:38:12What I wanted was to give the chocolates to the headmistress.
00:38:14because they are their favorite brand.
00:38:15What gave the director the chocolates?
00:38:17Uh, but not because of a crush, okay?
00:38:18But what's with the way things are going on this ship, damn it.
00:38:39Very good, Campillo.
00:38:42Josep, more upright.
00:38:43A little more.
00:38:44Palmira, the coif.
00:38:45What's that?
00:38:46Cap.
00:38:47I have it.
00:38:48Tere, button up a button, please.
00:38:50Merkel is coming, not a torrent.
00:38:52It's because it's about to arrive and, of course,
00:38:53I got all hot and bothered by nerves.
00:38:55Well, and as a greeting to Our Lady,
00:38:56Shall we give her two kisses?
00:38:57But how can you give Merkel two kisses?
00:38:59A bow is better.
00:39:01TRUE?
00:39:02Reverence in my balls.
00:39:03Me, in front of the only German I ever stand at attention to.
00:39:05It's against Toni Kroos.
00:39:06Yes, Toni Kroos, above Busquets.
00:39:08Me, please.
00:39:08Yes, Mom, what's wrong?
00:39:09Yes, Mom, what's wrong?
00:39:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:39:11Silence!
00:39:12You shake Merkel's hand, period.
00:39:18Okay, it's here, it's here.
00:39:19Please, this visit is very important for this ship.
00:39:21I only ask that you appear better than you are.
00:39:23The anthem, please.
00:39:37That?
00:39:39Eh, danke.
00:39:42Frau...
00:39:44Frau Merkel-Buisdie.
00:39:46Ma'am, I'm from Cade and your German is awful.
00:39:49The chancellor will come in as soon as we have verified
00:39:51the safety of the ship.
00:39:52Better.
00:39:54False alarm.
00:39:55Ten-minute break.
00:39:57So, he's not coming?
00:39:58Yes, he is coming.
00:39:59Turn the anthem off, man.
00:40:01Come on!
00:40:02Come on, what?
00:40:02Come on, get moving!
00:40:03Do something during recess!
00:40:05Ah, here it is!
00:40:07I found you!
00:40:09You are a pretty young girl.
00:40:11You are a pretty young girl.
00:40:14Kiss me.
00:40:16Kiss me.
00:40:18Pretty.
00:40:20You are a pretty young girl.
00:40:23Do you want to stop that once and for all?
00:40:24Damn, Javi, what a temper you have!
00:40:26There's a lot of nonsense here.
00:40:28I have the perfect sabotage for Marga.
00:40:29What the fuck?
00:40:30I mean, don't mess with me.
00:40:31I'm already thinking in English.
00:40:32Instead of this promotional video that he wants to show Merkel,
00:40:35He's going to encounter...
00:40:41Germany!
00:40:42He kisses you in Spain!
00:40:48Hey!
00:40:49Who's going to be walking around Europe, huh, Merkel?
00:40:52Fuck Merkel!
00:40:53Don't let him vote!
00:40:54Hey!
00:40:55Hey!
00:40:56Fuck Merkel!
00:40:57Don't let him vote!
00:40:58Hey!
00:40:59Hey!
00:40:59Look, look!
00:41:00Fuck Merkel!
00:41:01Don't let him vote!
00:41:02Hey!
00:41:03Oh my God, Javi!
00:41:04This is pure gold!
00:41:06Fuck Merkel!
00:41:07Don't let him vote!
00:41:08And you were saying that the national team wasn't going to give us any more joy?
00:41:11Javi, you're great!
00:41:15Now that's more like it.
00:41:17Goodbye!
00:41:18Crystal clear, Javi!
00:41:19Good afternoon.
00:41:20I am Angela Merkel's head of security.
00:41:23You are Ignacio Campillo, the ship's head of security, right?
00:41:26Well, well, well.
00:41:27I see that my achievements are being talked about internationally.
00:41:30No, it's written on the plate.
00:41:33We have received information that there is a man in his 30s on board, currently on parole...
00:41:38I see, a former common criminal.
00:41:40For me, that's nothing.
00:41:41I have been a bodyguard for...
00:41:44Chinoa.
00:41:45Not for half an hour.
00:41:48As I was saying, the suspect is of Gypsy descent...
00:41:51Gypsy?
00:41:52Here?
00:41:52A gypsy?
00:41:53That's irrelevant.
00:41:54The important thing here is that the subject in question may be a danger to the chancellor's safety.
00:41:59We regret not having more information.
00:42:01But they have me.
00:42:02Don't worry.
00:42:03I have everything stored here.
00:42:09How old did he say he was?
00:42:1130, 30, 30!
00:42:19The last time Raimundo walked.
00:42:21Damn, this is the last one, huh?
00:42:24Goes.
00:42:25Little chocolates, little chocolates and the last one.
00:42:26Okay, sweeties.
00:42:27Come on, come on.
00:42:28Go, go, go, go.
00:42:30For God's sake, where are they?
00:42:33Damn, what's this?
00:42:36Damn, that director.
00:42:39If I could easily make 200, 300, or 400 for this.
00:42:43No, damn it, no.
00:42:45Not everyone.
00:42:46Focus on the drug that's reintegrating you, damn it.
00:42:48Goes.
00:43:04Raimundo, I wanted to talk to you.
00:43:05Yeah?
00:43:06I've just been told that there's a person with a criminal record on this ship.
00:43:08Well, not one person.
00:43:12A challenge!
00:43:13Look, I know that background sounds very strong, but of course, one is born into a complicated environment
00:43:19And your mother gives you a knife instead of a rattle...
00:43:21You don't justify it!
00:43:22He's a very dangerous guy and I want you to help me find him.
00:43:27Campillo, you offend me.
00:43:29You offend me, I really mean it.
00:43:30Here are the colleagues.
00:43:31You go far away and if I see someone selling melons around I'll let you know, man.
00:43:34That's it, that's it.
00:43:35Thank you very much, uncle.
00:43:37That's it, that's it.
00:43:37But he's a decent guy.
00:43:40Hey, Ray.
00:43:41Yeah.
00:43:44What were you doing in the director's cabin?
00:43:47Hey...
00:43:48Look for the gypsy.
00:43:49AND?
00:43:49He wasn't there, he wasn't there.
00:43:50Brilliant.
00:43:50No, no, no.
00:43:51Good job, Ray.
00:43:57Please, now.
00:43:58Everyone is in position because the chancellor is about to arrive.
00:44:01Remember the reception protocol.
00:44:03Okay, where are the missing ones?
00:44:05And what are you doing dressed as Juan Selim?
00:44:06Gretel!
00:44:07Well, to twin Catalonia and Bavaria, like Guardiola.
00:44:09Go and get changed, now.
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:12There's no time, there's no time.
00:44:13Come here, come closer together, please.
00:44:15And you put on the anthem.
00:44:30Oh, damn, the press.
00:44:32False alarm, another ten-minute break.
00:44:35Jala, ten more minutes.
00:44:36Then they go around saying that we Spaniards are lazy, huh?
00:44:39These Germans are going to eat my ass.
00:44:42Mom, mom.
00:44:42Ah!
00:44:43Ah!
00:44:44Sorry.
00:44:45Sorry, Mom.
00:44:45I'm just really nervous, why?
00:44:47How am I going to play in front of Merkel, Mom?
00:44:48That she's going to the Berlin opera.
00:44:49Freutotenkinder plays there.
00:44:52How can I compare myself to Freutotenkinder, Mom?
00:44:54What is Freutotenkinder?
00:44:56Honey, I would encourage you, but right now my nipples are burning hot.
00:45:01Hey, sorry.
00:45:03Sorry.
00:45:04Hey, you're the principal's daughter, right?
00:45:06Yes a lot.
00:45:07And you?
00:45:07Okay, how can I put this to you?
00:45:10Have you seen any hotties around here?
00:45:12Yes, I've seen one.
00:45:13Yeah?
00:45:14Where?
00:45:14Loose?
00:45:14Wasn't it in a box?
00:45:15A box like that, red?
00:45:17Yes, yes, the box.
00:45:18Where was it?
00:45:18Where was it?
00:45:19Yes, they took her to the dinner at Galá with Merkel.
00:45:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:24My name is Olivia, okay?
00:45:27Nice to meet you.
00:45:28Oh, Nati, you're acting like a simp.
00:45:36Hey, wait a minute.
00:45:38Ma'am, I'm talking to you.
00:45:40Hey, but please, hey.
00:45:42I was calling her, she can't hear me.
00:45:43Hey?
00:45:44I wasn't leaving, you know?
00:45:46I'm going to worship these clothes at church, I'll be right back.
00:45:48It's just a minute, I'm looking for a criminal, he probably didn't see him.
00:45:51He is a very dangerous gypsy, to put it simply.
00:45:54A criminal?
00:45:55And why would I have seen a criminal if I am not a criminal?
00:45:58Or have you seen my criminal face?
00:46:00Because I may be many things, but I assure you that I am not a criminal.
00:46:03No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't talk to me so fast, you'll make me
00:46:04It gives a lot.
00:46:05Have you seen it or not?
00:46:06Uh, yes.
00:46:08Where?
00:46:11Far away, very far away, at the other end of the ship.
00:46:14On behalf of all the non-Roma people, thank you.
00:46:16Thank you.
00:46:18Thank you.
00:46:24Where is the little marquise going in such a hurry?
00:46:26Uh, I'm going to church.
00:46:29Don't worry, I'll take you to a place where you can go to confession.
00:46:33divinely.
00:46:35To the director's office.
00:46:38Did you tell the director's office?
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:40I'll save you the trip.
00:46:52Damn, with Charlie putting drugs in chocolates.
00:46:54The drug goes up your ass, just like it always has.
00:46:59At last.
00:47:02Damn it...?
00:47:04Come on, let's go.
00:47:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, where are you going?
00:47:08Only authorized personnel may access the presidential table.
00:47:13Oh, what?
00:47:14Did I do it for the uniform?
00:47:15No.
00:47:16I work as a waiter, but I'm in the undercover operation.
00:47:18Commissioner Ramiro, good evening.
00:47:20That's a cabin card.
00:47:23I know.
00:47:24Good point.
00:47:25It was to test him.
00:47:26I'm leaving, I can see that...
00:47:27They have everything under control.
00:47:28Good, good, good, good.
00:47:34What do you want?
00:47:35And what are you still doing dressed like that?
00:47:37Tell her that this passenger is trying to see herself without paying the bill.
00:47:40Here are the invoices.
00:47:42They are printed on perfumed paper.
00:47:43But I don't have time for that right now.
00:47:4523,000 euros?
00:47:46Happens.
00:47:47Please come in.
00:47:49Remember, I caught her, okay?
00:47:50I am Josep Lluís.
00:47:51Give reception!
00:47:53You see, ma'am, I...
00:47:55Well, maybe I went a little overboard with the minibar.
00:47:58And there with the restaurant.
00:47:59And the jewelry.
00:48:00And we like to play at the casino.
00:48:01Hey, Mrs. Figueroa and Marturel?
00:48:04Hey, I wanted to pay, okay?
00:48:05The thing is...
00:48:08They've arrested my husband, you know?
00:48:09Our accounts have been frozen and...
00:48:11I don't have anything.
00:48:12Come on, not even Ecuadorian.
00:48:13I already have it.
00:48:14Excuse me, is this your husband?
00:48:16Oh, how embarrassing, please, we're even out of the newspapers now.
00:48:20Do you have accounts in Switzerland?
00:48:21But he only had one foundation.
00:48:23Look, I know this isn't a very pleasant moment for you, but I...
00:48:2730,000 euros on prostitutes?
00:48:29What son of a bitch?
00:48:30What a bastard!
00:48:30So, what was he putting on the horns?
00:48:32You won't be a pig.
00:48:33It can't be, but who did I marry?
00:48:35Yes, but how can you think that the person you love is cheating on you?
00:48:38I'm an idiot.
00:48:40You're an idiot.
00:48:44But calm down now, okay?
00:48:45And don't cry, because that woman from Lima doesn't deserve a single tear from you.
00:48:48I'm telling you, you don't know how much I've cried for this eye.
00:48:50Now it's time to be strong and start from scratch.
00:48:52Thank you.
00:48:54Finally someone who understands me.
00:48:56Okay, then I'll go clear my head.
00:48:58Yes, no, I have to call the police.
00:49:00That?
00:49:00No, no, no, not the police.
00:49:02That I ended up in jail.
00:49:03And they're all on our radio.
00:49:04Campillo!
00:49:06What's happening?
00:49:07Have they attacked her?
00:49:08Was it the gypsy?
00:49:09Campillo!
00:49:09Listen to me.
00:49:10This young lady cannot leave here.
00:49:11I have to go and meet Merkel.
00:49:13And that's because I'm looking for a very dangerous gypsy.
00:49:14Campillo!
00:49:14If this young lady leaves this cabin, I'll make some earrings out of your balls.
00:49:19Do you understand me?
00:49:20Come on, move it.
00:49:24He can go and look for that gypsy if I want.
00:49:28Wow, very good.
00:49:32So, how's the patch?
00:49:34Good?
00:49:35Is it ironed properly?
00:49:36Can you see the blackness on me?
00:49:37No, no.
00:49:39Why are you still doing that?
00:49:40Come on, let's get changed.
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:41No, no, no, no, no, there's no time.
00:49:43Get in line here.
00:49:43And stretched out, stretched out.
00:49:45Where are you going?
00:49:45Where are you going?
00:49:47Okay, fine.
00:49:48Where do I stand to sing to Merkel, the sailor of lights?
00:49:51That?
00:49:52Gaby's leaving me?
00:49:54Gaby?
00:49:55I already know the two reasons why the captain lets you sing.
00:49:58Out.
00:49:59Time to change.
00:49:59Already.
00:50:02Well, it's here.
00:50:03The anthem!
00:50:12Frau Merkel.
00:50:13Here.
00:50:16Bill Comín, Chancellor.
00:50:17I am Margarita Santaella, the ship's director.
00:50:20It is a pleasure for us to have you on board the cruise ship.
00:50:24I will now proceed to introduce you to our select crew.
00:50:28Mariano Santaella, son of the ship's owner, Frau Angela Merkel Hagen-Dazs.
00:50:33Okay, and now our captain, competent, sober, orderly, a man who is no fool.
00:50:41Well, ignore her. She's the one who likes me, isn't she?
00:50:59Good afternoon.
00:51:01Good afternoon.
00:51:01It is a joy for me, on this ship, to lead this ship.
00:51:08Is he angry?
00:51:10Did he get angry because of that?
00:51:11He says the ship is beautiful.
00:51:40Who's coming to the restaurant?
00:51:42Who's coming to the restaurant?
00:51:46Anyway, with the ridiculous thing he's doing, there's no need to even post the video.
00:51:52We'll put it on, we'll put it on.
00:51:55Man!
00:51:56What's up, Charlie? How are you, cousin?
00:51:57Hey, don't get on the boat, I'm getting off.
00:52:00Yes, of course, that way you can take advantage and go to the beach for a bit, right?
00:52:02Trafficking at night leaves you looking pale.
00:52:04Ah, you've already gone up.
00:52:06Awesome.
00:52:07I mean, now I see you, cousin.
00:52:08Now.
00:52:10Fuck.
00:52:15Hey, Josep!
00:52:16Are you taking the corporate video that's going to see Angela Merkel?
00:52:19Yes, they just sent it to me.
00:52:20It turned out beautifully.
00:52:21When the ship docks in Barcelona, there is a map.
00:52:25With the Holy Family in the background...
00:52:28That I can't.
00:52:29Of course, it's very emotional.
00:52:30But do you know what's wrong?
00:52:32As?
00:52:33It has a flaw.
00:52:33It turns out it's missing Catalan subtitles.
00:52:35Can you believe it?
00:52:36Mara deus, señor.
00:52:37We're already dealing with linguistic pressure.
00:52:39It's a move.
00:52:40But here's the good one.
00:52:40So come on, give me this one.
00:52:41Thank you.
00:52:56Please.
00:52:58Ladies and gentlemen.
00:52:59I would like to personally thank Mrs. Merkel for honoring us with her visit.
00:53:04Chin.
00:53:11It is a privilege for this ship, which has always shown a special interest in German tourism.
00:53:17So much so that we have implemented their language among our workers.
00:53:23March on, march on.
00:53:24Lasgan, bitte, planchen.
00:53:25Guten Nuggets.
00:53:27I mean, seafood, ladies and gentlemen.
00:53:31Ha, ha, garnelen.
00:53:33Garnelen.
00:53:34Garnelen.
00:53:36Okay, I'll take this with me, okay?
00:53:37So that you...
00:53:39The chancellor loves chocolate.
00:53:41Clear.
00:53:42Clear.
00:53:42Look, how nice.
00:53:44Well, sorry for the delay, I was dealing with an administrative dispute.
00:53:48That?
00:53:48Move over, little mustache, I've got to walk.
00:53:50On one side, milk.
00:53:51Clear.
00:53:52But what are you doing here?
00:53:54Well, have dinner with Mrs. Angela.
00:53:57It's a pleasure to meet you, Chancellor.
00:54:00You, who know so much about economics and the IMF and all that, would say I'm a self-interested type.
00:54:33Mariano, Mariano, Mariano.
00:54:39This one's for you.
00:54:40She's going after Merkel.
00:54:42Ha ha ha.
00:54:43Marineren de luces.
00:54:44He is a sailor and I am his mermaid.
00:54:49And I am his mermaid.
00:54:53Sail all the seas.
00:54:56I need sugar.
00:54:58Harpooning a whale.
00:55:00And I'll be waiting for him at my house.
00:55:03Cousin.
00:55:09What's up, Ray?
00:55:11You seem a little nervous, don't you, cousin?
00:55:13You won't be running away from me.
00:55:15No, no, no, not at all, not at all.
00:55:16That's awful of you to say that, cousin.
00:55:19I didn't know you, how come you're dressed like a Japanese tourist?
00:55:23Pink suits you.
00:55:24Stop being such a wimp, okay?
00:55:26There.
00:55:26Give me the chocolates.
00:55:28If you don't have them, I'm going to shove my pipe so far up your ass that you'll smell like...
00:55:32mouth to gunpowder.
00:55:34You understand?
00:55:35Very graphic, yes.
00:55:37I have them, yes.
00:55:38I have them saved, Charlie.
00:55:40But, look, I finish my shift at three.
00:55:42Seem to you?
00:55:43Okay.
00:55:44And meanwhile, I'll skin your mother and make myself some slippers.
00:55:47Seem to you?
00:55:48Okay, you want them now, right?
00:55:49Of course I want them now.
00:55:53Do you mind if I stop by and you give me a handshake?
00:55:55I've been here before.
00:55:56You're already entering.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:58A croissant?
00:55:59No, I'm celiac.
00:56:00A guayena!
00:56:16Bravo!
00:56:20Bravo!
00:56:21Bravo!
00:56:23Oh, you must be happy, right?
00:56:25Damn, what a stress!
00:56:27Wow, it's really hot, isn't it?
00:56:29That's menopause, Marga.
00:56:32Relax a little.
00:56:33Hey, go put the video on.
00:56:34That works, for sure.
00:56:35Let's see what the true face of anchor 2 is.
00:56:38Yes, that will be best.
00:56:40Let's see if he likes it and we can turn things around.
00:56:41Well, because I'm thinking about firing people and I can't, you know?
00:56:44It's so hot!
00:56:46Did you say fire people?
00:56:47Yes, yes, don't scream!
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:49Look, just between you and me, Dad told me
00:56:50If we screw up again, he's going to lay off staff.
00:56:52and fires half the crew.
00:56:54But how?
00:56:55What do you mean, half?
00:56:56Halfway, yes.
00:56:57I'll be right back.
00:56:58Can someone please turn off the heating?
00:57:01Capillo, Capillo, uncle.
00:57:02Something crazy has happened to me.
00:57:04I have some news for you.
00:57:05I'm listening.
00:57:06But first, take off that little medal of Christ of Great Power.
00:57:08The gypsy is lurking, you're stupid, damn it.
00:57:09Yes, yes, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:57:11I've found your gypsy.
00:57:13What are you saying?
00:57:13Yes, yes, yes.
00:57:14Gypsy?
00:57:15Oh really?
00:57:16Wouldn't she be close to the chancellor?
00:57:18Exact!
00:57:18But how did you know, man?
00:57:19Wow, that's pretty scary, isn't it?
00:57:21He's disguised as a tourist,
00:57:22But you can tell he's a Gypsy in his language.
00:57:24It even smells like goat, man.
00:57:25I'm going for him.
00:57:27Shit!
00:57:28That I can't.
00:57:29Because?
00:57:30I'm involved in a surveillance operation, man.
00:57:31Come on, Capillo, please, he's armed.
00:57:35Very good, well, very good.
00:57:36I was saying it for your sake, you know?
00:57:37Because, of course, Merkel might get herself killed.
00:57:39Europe is disintegrating
00:57:40and Spain ends up being owned by China,
00:57:41But you yourself...
00:57:42Is Spain owned by China?
00:57:43Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:57:44Damn my dead relatives.
00:57:45Well.
00:57:46That's not going to happen on my boat.
00:57:50Stay here and keep watch, okay?
00:57:51Yes, yes.
00:57:53Nobody should go out.
00:57:53Yes, but it goes there.
00:58:03Mr. Security Guard.
00:58:06Hello?
00:58:10Suck the heads and that's the best part.
00:58:12Tell them to suck the heads.
00:58:15We had an abortion.
00:58:16As?
00:58:16We had an abortion.
00:58:17However you put that video on,
00:58:18Half of the crew is being laid off.
00:58:19Thank you, Josep.
00:58:20Damn, there are too many people.
00:58:21Besides, I want to stop being a Toñero, Gaby.
00:58:23Marga, go ahead.
00:58:23In the AV3.
00:58:25Good night.
00:58:26I would like to propose a toast
00:58:29for the reopening of Anchor 2
00:58:31that has been making history
00:58:35since the sixth shipyards were voted in
00:58:37in 1980.
00:58:41Without further delay, I will...
00:58:43I'm going to proceed to play the video.
00:58:45No, no, not the video.
00:58:46No, no, we'll put the video up later.
00:58:50No, the video won't play.
00:58:51The video...
00:58:52That it doesn't get put on.
00:58:53No, the video won't play.
00:58:56No, the video won't play.
00:58:59No, mine doesn't turn on.
00:59:09Germany.
00:59:15Why a video?
00:59:20Why do we have to talk about Anchor 2 when we could be talking about Germany?
00:59:26And of course, Germany is an example.
00:59:28From Munich to Hamburg, from Frankfurt to Düsseldorf, right?
00:59:33Germany is the cradle of economic progress.
00:59:35Of social welfare.
00:59:38From the Opel Astra.
00:59:40Everything German works.
00:59:41All.
00:59:43Germany is making me incredibly emotional.
00:59:47That is why I would ask for a unanimous shout in the native language of our illustrious guest.
00:59:54Long live Germany!
00:59:59Welcome, Frau Merkel!
01:00:15I don't know if it was the speech or what, but you've got me all worked up and ready to dance a polka.
01:00:21Pull, pull, pull, pull.
01:00:25I'll bring you a coffee.
01:00:29Look at me, look at me.
01:00:31Don't move.
01:00:38Natalia!
01:00:40Hello!
01:00:43Okay, okay, you caught me.
01:00:46Do what you have to do.
01:00:46But please don't take away my Versace, it's the only symbol I have left.
01:00:53Natalia.
01:00:56I'm going to...
01:00:59Natalia!
01:01:00Okay, you know what?
01:01:01What have I thought?
01:01:02In your debt.
01:01:04What a bastard your husband is.
01:01:05And I know what we're going to do.
01:01:07Oh, really?
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:08And what did he think?
01:01:10You're not going to call the police, are you?
01:01:13Do you know what I've been thinking?
01:01:14You can stay and work here with us on the ship.
01:01:19Work?
01:01:20I?
01:01:22Yeah.
01:01:23Yes, do you know why?
01:01:24Because we women must help each other.
01:01:26Making ourselves strong.
01:01:27And look, you can stay here and work if you want.
01:01:30If you don't want to, I'll call the police.
01:01:31No!
01:01:36Work, work, work.
01:01:39Okay, if you work, then give me a kiss.
01:01:41Hey?
01:01:42Give me a little kiss.
01:01:44Come on, let's get to work.
01:01:46Come on, Marga, take this, quickly.
01:01:49Me, me, you, you look familiar to me, huh?
01:01:51You and I have slept together.
01:01:52What's wrong with him?
01:01:54My goodness, what a pupil.
01:01:56It looks like the headlight of a Vespa.
01:01:58For a fart, huh?
01:01:59Hey, if they declare her unfit, I'll be the director again, right, Gaby?
01:02:02Be quiet and focus.
01:02:03Merkel arrives.
01:02:04And this one can't even open an after-party.
01:02:06Well, look, don't worry.
01:02:07You take care of the Germans.
01:02:08And I take my sister to bed in the cabin
01:02:09And I'll stay with her until she gets over it...
01:02:11Hey?
01:02:13My God.
01:02:14My God.
01:02:15Look, listen, listen.
01:02:16I bet he doesn't have the guts.
01:02:17to show her breasts to Merkel.
01:02:19That?
01:02:19What?
01:02:20Show him your tits, I bet he doesn't have the balls.
01:02:22No?
01:02:22At the very least.
01:02:23No?
01:02:24Come on, now.
01:02:25Merkel!
01:02:26Look!
01:02:27Brand Spain!
01:02:30Oh my God, I couldn't, I couldn't...
01:02:31Stop! Stop!
01:02:33Enough!
01:02:34I'm telling myself to stop, damn it!
01:02:36Weapon!
01:02:37I stand behind Merkel, who's blocking the view.
01:02:40Nine!
01:02:42Gypsy?
01:02:45Drop the weapon or I'll kill you right now, you bastard.
01:02:52I'll clarify!
01:03:03Mariano!
01:03:07You've saved Europe, boss!
01:03:09Relax, Mariano.
01:03:10You're going to be okay.
01:03:11No, Gaby, I'm dying.
01:03:14It's time to cast off the last rope from the port of life.
01:03:20But first, I want you to do something for me.
01:03:23Whatever you want, friend.
01:03:26Stop stepping on my hand.
01:03:28Damn, of course.
01:03:30Stop stepping on Gaby's hand.
01:03:33Sorry.
01:03:39Anchor 2 is notorious again.
01:03:41What happened to him?
01:03:42The famous cruise ship was the scene of the attempted attack against Angela Merkel.
01:03:46which fortunately failed.
01:03:49Fuck.
01:03:51Attacks, criminals, shootings.
01:03:53I don't know, I'm not going to miss my village here, am I?
01:03:55Populated?
01:03:57Did you live in a village?
01:04:01Let's see.
01:04:03Campillo, I want to be honest with you, okay?
01:04:05I am a gypsy.
01:04:09Do you want it?
01:04:10He's a horndog.
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:12Horny too, but a gypsy.
01:04:14That?
01:04:15And ex-convict.
01:04:15That?
01:04:16And from Barça.
01:04:17That?
01:04:18What you hear.
01:04:19Let's see, if you and I have to be cabin mates,
01:04:21The best thing is for there to be trust between us, don't you think?
01:04:24What I think is that from now on I'm going to be your shadow.
01:04:27So you're going to have two shadows.
01:04:28No, three shadows, because I have my own shadow, too?
01:04:33Careful.
01:04:36Man, Almira, you look beautiful.
01:04:37You're feeling really handsome today, aren't you?
01:04:39Thanks love.
01:04:39Hey, one little thing.
01:04:40Yesterday, while cleaning up, didn't you clean that box of chocolates that Merkel had?
01:04:44Yes, yes.
01:04:44I threw them all in the trash.
01:04:45Brilliant.
01:04:47Thank you so much, Palmira.
01:04:48You have no idea what a weight you've lifted off my shoulders.
01:04:49How affectionate.
01:04:57Child.
01:04:59I have a little something for you.
01:05:01Good, good material.
01:05:02Come on, it's only sold in any nightclub in Magalú.
01:05:09Is this the leisure area?
01:05:11Excuse me, beautiful.
01:05:12You can be a nuisance all over the ship, except in this area.
01:05:15This area is the crew area.
01:05:18So come on, hollow it out.
01:05:20Yes, but now I'm a flight attendant.
01:05:22That?
01:05:22Crew member (female or male)?
01:05:24Well, proletariat, like you.
01:05:27I'm going to be a cleaner.
01:05:30Cleaner?
01:05:31Well, that makes me your boss.
01:05:34As?
01:05:34No, don't worry, okay?
01:05:36I know we've had a difficult start.
01:05:38I know it's better to start from scratch, without resentment, okay?
01:05:40Oh really?
01:05:41No.
01:05:43Wow!
01:05:43Go over there and take off those heels.
01:05:48You have to pay for that racket already, for God's sake.
01:05:51I don't know, what did I take last night?
01:05:52Are you hungover?
01:05:53That's what happens when you buy cava from Extremadura.
01:05:56Hey, guys, guys.
01:05:57I have some very bad news to tell you.
01:06:01Mariano is back!
01:06:03No!
01:06:10The truth is that I was on the verge of death, but your faces brought me back.
01:06:16I saw you, Campillo.
01:06:18And to you, Josep.
01:06:19And you, eh...
01:06:22Fat towel guy.
01:06:23He has done Spain proud.
01:06:25You're like El Cid Campeador, but with glasses.
01:06:27Okay, let's not exaggerate, shall we?
01:06:28It was just a little scratch.
01:06:31I understand that you're envious, Marga, since you're not the only disabled one in the family.
01:06:35But tell them, tell them the news, tell them.
01:06:38Well, anyway, in Germany they love this idiot because he saved Merkel and my father...
01:06:44has forced him to give her a high-ranking position.
01:06:46That's how it is.
01:06:47I would have preferred it without insults, but yes.
01:06:50So I'm the new...
01:06:54Supervisor.
01:06:56Supervisor?
01:06:57Chief Supervisor.
01:06:59Chief Supervisor.
01:07:00Tito, Tito, Tito!
01:07:01Oh, what a joy to have my costs!
01:07:03Oh, the lychee!
01:07:04Sorry, sorry.
01:07:05I'm so glad we're all here, aren't I?
01:07:07Together.
01:07:08Well, to celebrate, I've prepared a surprise for you that you can't even imagine.
01:07:28How long has he been touching the girl?
01:07:30We were together for five years.
01:07:31It felt too short.
01:07:33Shh!
01:07:37We're having an amazing time.
01:07:42Supervisor.
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