00:00All you need to do is cut the red wire.
00:01Uh, what's red?
00:02Is he stupid or what?
00:03Tim, he's a dog.
00:04He's colorblind.
00:05What?
00:05Who would send a dog to disarm a bomb?
00:07Uh, you picked him, sir.
00:08Yeah, but you didn't tell me he was a dog.
00:09I mean, his name is Rover Barksalot.
00:11I just figured you'd make the connection.
00:12I thought that was a cool nickname for a demolitions expert or something.
00:15Nope, just a dog.
00:16Hey, at least I can talk.
00:17Yeah, that's true.
00:17All right, well, we're just gonna have to roll with this.
00:19Okay.
00:19Rover, tell me what you're looking at.
00:20Uh, I see a blue wire.
00:22Don't cut that one.
00:22And I see a kind of brownish one.
00:24That could be it.
00:25And I also see another brownish one.
00:26Uh, do you notice any difference between the two?
00:28Yeah, I'd say one of them's more of a mahogany while the other's a sienna.
00:31Are those colors?
00:31Uh, I think so.
00:32Actually, I'd say more of a burnt umber.
00:34How come that dog knows so much about color?
00:35Because I once had dreams of becoming an artist.
00:37No kidding.
00:37But I flunked out of art school on account of my colorblindness.
00:40Uh-huh.
00:40And shortly after I joined the service.
00:42Okay.
00:42It was the spring of...
00:43Rover, we should probably get back to the bomb.
00:45Oh, yeah.
00:45I'm pretty sure I can tell which one is the red wire.
00:47Like, how sure?
00:48Definitely very pretty kind of sure.
00:50Okay.
00:50That bomb's gonna blow any second.
00:51He might as well take a shot.
00:52All right.
00:53Go ahead and cut the wire.
00:54Okie dokie.
00:54And may God save your soul.
00:56Uh, Chief, I'm having a hard time with the wire cutters.
00:58Why's that?
00:58Because I don't have any thumbs.
01:00Oh, for Christ's sake!
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