00:00Hey, ladies.
00:00Ugh, man.
00:01My name's Jason.
00:02Okay, that's actually kind of hot.
00:03I, too, am an eligible bachelor.
00:05But that guy gives me the ick.
00:06Yeah, I think he's got salmonella.
00:08What? That's not true.
00:09Bro, could you scoot back? I need room for my moves.
00:10Oh my god, Jason is so fine.
00:12Are you kidding? He's just rapidly moving his legs.
00:14It's actually all in the hips.
00:15Yeah, but pretty much anyone can do that.
00:17Is that other guy okay?
00:18It looks like he's having a psychotic episode.
00:20You ladies mind if I play guitar?
00:21Oh my god, Jason's hotness factor just went through the roof.
00:23I literally just laid an egg.
00:25So I hear you two like music?
00:27Um...
00:27I happen to be a classically trained violinist.
00:29You know, I think that other guy's gay.
00:30Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, actually.
00:32So, how are we navigating this dating situation?
00:34Well, there's two of us and two of them, so...
00:36Oh no, we're both definitely dating Jason.
00:38We just need to hash out the terms of our thrupple.
00:40I actually already put together a calendar.
00:41Yeah, this looks workable.
00:42Oh, by the way, I got you this.
00:44Oh, is that a brightly colored piece of trash?
00:46Uh, ladies, I'm actually financially independent.
00:48Yeah, we're looking for a little more excitement.
00:50Did somebody say excitement?
00:51Okay, that is so much gayer than violin.
00:53Dude, you're just jealous.
00:54What? No way!
00:55You got no avian riz.
00:56Oh yeah? Well, how about this?
00:57Whoa.
00:58And this!
00:58Careful, buddy.
00:59And this!
00:59And this!
01:00And this!
01:00And this!
01:00And this!
01:00And this!
01:00And this!
01:01And this!
01:01And this!
01:02So, what you doing this evening?
01:04I think I'm just going to call it an early night.
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