00:00Kiss me, Theodore.
00:00Betsy, I'm a poison dart frog.
00:02But our love is colorblind.
00:03No, I mean, if we touch, you'll be dead in like 24 hours.
00:05Oh.
00:05Yeah, it's like some kind of skin condition.
00:07Well, you could have at least put that on your dating profile.
00:09I mean, I figured you could tell from my photo.
00:10That you're poisonous?
00:11Yeah, I'm bright blue.
00:12I just thought you were depressed.
00:14No, blue's like a warning sign from nature.
00:15I feel like red is more of a danger color.
00:17Really?
00:17Yeah, name one dangerous thing that's blue.
00:19I don't know, uh, water?
00:20How is that dangerous?
00:21Uh, I mean, you can drown in it.
00:22Yeah, true.
00:22Right?
00:23Teddy, you're so clever.
00:24Uh, thanks.
00:24My passion for you is overwhelming.
00:25Are you sure you're a frog?
00:26Why do you ask?
00:27Oh, because you're acting like a horny toad.
00:28I'm actually neither.
00:29What?
00:29I'm a princess trapped in the body of a frog.
00:31Oh my gosh.
00:31And without true love's kiss by midnight, I'll be stuck like this forever.
00:34And I'm the one holding back on their profile.
00:36Kiss me through this piece of saran wrap.
00:37Let's just talk this over.
00:38But I'm running out of time.
00:39Yeah, it's, uh, oh, 12.05.
00:41I'm stuck as a frog.
00:42Oh, wait a minute, you're touching me.
00:43Because I can't live like this.
00:44You're killing yourself with my skin?
00:45Yes, and I have one dying wish.
00:46What's that?
00:4724 hours of pure physical pleasure.
00:49Oh boy.
00:49And a baby.
00:50What?
00:5010,000 babies.
00:51Is that even possible?
00:52Of course it is, we're frogs.
00:53Oh, but Betsy.
00:54Fertilize my eggs, Theodore.
00:55Yes, Betsy.
00:55They're in a large pile behind the car.
00:57Okay, I'll be right back.
00:58God, I hate being a frog.
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