00:00Holy crap, it's a bear.
00:00Uh, what do we do?
00:01Play dead.
00:02Oh my god, are you guys okay?
00:03Don't fall for it.
00:04Hi, yeah, there's two dead guys in front of my cave.
00:06I think it's working.
00:07My location?
00:08Uh, I'm by a large tree next to some smaller trees, surrounded by trees.
00:11Should we make a run for it?
00:12No, we have to wait for him to leave.
00:13Are you the one who called?
00:14Wow, that was fast.
00:15We're gonna have to secure the perimeter.
00:17I really feel like we should get out of here.
00:18No, Jacob, that's what the bears want us to do.
00:20Did you hear something?
00:21Nah, these guys are definitely dead.
00:22What do you think happened?
00:23Murder, suicide by poison.
00:24What?
00:25But why?
00:25We found this diary at their campsite.
00:27Oh my god.
00:28June 17th, I'm madly in love with Jacob.
00:30Dude, what the hell?
00:31Don't fall for it, the bears are tricking us.
00:32I don't even like camping.
00:33You said you love camping.
00:34But I told Jacob I love camping because it's the closest thing to sleeping in the same bed.
00:38This is not my actual diary.
00:39But what about the poison?
00:40Last night I confessed my love during a game of two truths and one lie.
00:43No way.
00:44I told Jacob one of the truths was that I had romantic feelings for him.
00:46This really happened.
00:47But when I saw his expression, I quickly told him it was the lie and we laughed it off.
00:51It was the lie.
00:52Now I am foraging poisonous mushrooms that I planned to put in our coffee.
00:55So that's why we've got the runs.
00:56Yeah, it didn't work.
00:57Then it's true.
00:58Uh, maybe.
00:58That's it, I'm out of here.
01:00Wait, Jacob, no!
01:00Well, that's one mystery solved.
01:02Care for dessert?
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