00:00Ride for Jacob?
00:00Uh, yeah, I'm Jacob.
00:02And I'm your ride.
00:02But you're a...
00:03An aspiring woodworker?
00:04I know, but I do Uber on the side.
00:06Right.
00:06So hop on.
00:07Uh...
00:07Your destination's just a chomp, skip, and a jump away.
00:09Did you say chomp?
00:10Oh, sorry, I mean a hop, skip, and a jump.
00:12Yeah.
00:12So what are you waiting for?
00:13Uh, how would I even...
00:14I've got a little seat.
00:15Did you get that from a horse?
00:16Indeedily doobles.
00:17And what happened to him?
00:18Oh, he departed.
00:19For...
00:19Uh, another country.
00:20Uh-huh.
00:21He's doing a foreign exchange program.
00:22I'm sure.
00:23You want me to crank up the AC?
00:24How would that work?
00:24Jerry, give it a little more elbow grease.
00:26Okay.
00:26Oh, wow.
00:27You like music?
00:27Uh, I guess so.
00:28Jerry Bear, play smooth jazz.
00:31Okay, that's actually pretty impressive.
00:32He's also my dentist.
00:33Huh.
00:33You thirsty?
00:34Yeah, is that something he can help me with?
00:35No, but there's a selection of soft drinks behind my back teeth.
00:38Oh.
00:38Help yourself.
00:39Uh, you know, I actually don't really drink soda.
00:41I've also got some bottled water.
00:42Uh, great.
00:43Take as many as you want.
00:44Would you like a free toothbrush?
00:45Look, uh, you guys are nice and all, but...
00:47No, I get it.
00:47You get what?
00:48You're afraid I'm gonna eat you.
00:49No, I never said that.
00:50Come on, Jerry, let's scram.
00:52Okay.
00:52Well, wait a minute.
00:54And that's the story of how I got my wooden leg.
00:56You mean the crocodile bit off your real one?
00:58Nah, he just gave me this wooden leg.
00:59I've carved a lot more if you're interested.
01:00He's pursuing his passion.
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