00:00Ain't no rule a dog can't play basketball.
00:01Then how about my stick bug?
00:02Uh, what?
00:03Well, if you're letting a dog play, I figured he could join too.
00:05I'm not so sure about that.
00:06What's the handbook say?
00:07Yeah, I have to check.
00:08Like, is there a specific rule that says stick bugs can't play?
00:11I don't think so.
00:11Then let's do this.
00:12Can that thing even hold a ball?
00:13Uh, maybe.
00:14Because my dog's, like, really good at basketball.
00:15Good for him.
00:16Yeah, that's why he's on the team.
00:17This isn't about ability, it's about fairness.
00:19Yeah, are you going to allow this?
00:20I really backed myself into a corner.
00:21Give me one good reason why that thing should play.
00:23Because he's got a tiny jersey?
00:24Uh, what?
00:24I made him a tiny jersey.
00:26How'd you even get that on his body?
00:27Oh, we do it all the time.
00:28It is kind of cute.
00:29Yeah, he's famous on Instagram.
00:30You've got an account for your stick bug?
00:31It's actually for my whole bug collection.
00:33Please don't tell me they're all joining the team.
00:34I mean, unless you can point to a specific rule.
00:36So basically, it's just me, my dog, and some bugs at this point.
00:39You open that Pandora's box.
00:40Fine, let's play.
00:41Oh, you just squished me to LeBron James.
00:43Whoops, I'm sorry.
00:44You have a six-figure Nike sponsorship.
00:46Better think fast.
00:47Chiquillo mealworm, no.
00:48Watch the hands.
00:49Ain't no rule, I can't squish another player.
00:51This is no longer about basketball.
00:53My client seeks damages for the loss of his viral bug collection.
00:56Objection, your honor.
00:56You're a cabbage.
00:57I'm assuming there's no rule against that?
00:59Apparently not.
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