00:00Hey, Santa, want me to guide your sleigh?
00:01Uh, I think Rudolph's got me.
00:02Wait, before you decide, let me show you something.
00:04Okay.
00:05Wait for it.
00:05Um.
00:06Wait for it.
00:07What is happening right now?
00:09My udders.
00:09They'll get you through the snowstorm.
00:11Yeah, my nose already does that.
00:12Can your nose do blue?
00:13That's not a Christmas color.
00:14How about strobe lights?
00:15I think I'm getting a migraine.
00:17Clearly, my nose is the better option.
00:19That puny little thing?
00:20I'm sorry?
00:20Yeah, it's like an LED bulb.
00:22My nose is very bright, thank you.
00:24I'm assuming those are your low beams?
00:25Santa, back me up here, please.
00:27Well...
00:27Santa!
00:28Your nose is somewhat inconvenient.
00:30What?
00:31How come you never said anything?
00:32Well, after the song caught on, I felt a certain obligation.
00:36Wow.
00:37It's a catchy song.
00:38So then who's guiding the sleigh?
00:39Honestly, it's a toss-up.
00:40Wait, you're actually considering him?
00:42Possibly.
00:43How is this any better than my nose?
00:45I need to bring it up with the council.
00:46What council?
00:47It'll only take a second.
00:48You're just standing in a circle of pine trees.
00:51The council has spoken.
00:52Christmas is cancelled.
00:53What?
00:54I didn't want to disappoint either of you.
00:56So you're gonna disappoint billions of kids instead?
00:58All right, I picked the cow.
01:00Uh, Santa?
01:01I can't fly.
01:02Oh, jeez.
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