00:00Hey, look, it's that guy we hate.
00:01Oh, he's the worst.
00:02You guys know I can hear you, right?
00:04Yes, that's the point.
00:05We're very vocal with our hatred.
00:06What did I even do?
00:07Don't act like you don't know.
00:08It was Halloween, 2008.
00:10That was like 20 years ago.
00:11You threw a pine cone at Bartholomew's head.
00:13Is that him?
00:14No, but he's my cousin's uncle's best friend's mechanic.
00:16And you guys are still mad about this?
00:18It's actually been made a federal holiday.
00:19You don't celebrate National Pine Cone Jerk Day?
00:21Uh, no.
00:22It's pretty fun.
00:22Yes, but today it all comes to an end.
00:24What do you mean by that?
00:25The scariest guy we know is on his way here now.
00:27Yeah, and he is going to mess you up.
00:29Uh, that guy?
00:30Don't point.
00:30He doesn't like it when you do that.
00:31Would any of you know where I could find a brain?
00:33He's got one.
00:34Yeah, and he said you could have it.
00:35Why, thank you.
00:37Ah, wait a minute.
00:37Told you he was scary.
00:38I'm sorry about the pine cone, okay?
00:40It's too late, Daniel Neil Johnson III.
00:42How do you know my full name?
00:43Your girlfriend told us.
00:44We told her what you did.
00:45Okay.
00:46And she said she wants to take a break to think things over.
00:48What?
00:49Would you like to hear a joke?
00:50I'm not really in the mood.
00:51What do you call a group of crows in England?
00:53Uh, I don't know.
00:54A bloody murder.
00:56Whoops, there goes my arm.
00:57I think we need to work out a better system.
00:58I did like his joke, though.
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