00:00Your shoe's untied.
00:00Oh, great.
00:01I can help.
00:02Can you tie a shoe?
00:03Uh, no.
00:03Then how can you help?
00:04With my tail.
00:05What?
00:05I've got a large bony mass on the end of my tail.
00:07Okay, but how does that fix my problem?
00:09My tail fixes all problems.
00:10Uh, how?
00:11By smashing them.
00:12This is not a smashable issue.
00:13That's what you think.
00:14I'm not following.
00:15All problems are more or less smashable.
00:17I'm gonna have to disagree with that.
00:18Wanna bet?
00:19Yeah, I do actually.
00:20Five bucks says my tail can tie your shoe.
00:22It's a deal.
00:22Alright, you ready?
00:23Is this gonna hurt?
00:24Oh, my tail doesn't have nerve endings, so I won't feel a thing.
00:26No, I mean, will it hurt me?
00:27That I couldn't tell you.
00:28I don't know about this.
00:29It's a very quick procedure.
00:30Okay.
00:31Would you like to be sedated?
00:32How would that work?
00:32I'd hit you on the head and knock you out.
00:34With your tail?
00:35Yeah, what else?
00:35I think I'm good, thanks.
00:36Okay, then let's get this show on the road.
00:38Alright.
00:39Hey, Tony!
00:39Yeah, boss?
00:40Tie this gentleman's shoe.
00:41What, do we look like a kindergarten teacher?
00:43Tie it or I smash you.
00:44Okay, boss.
00:44Thank you, Tony.
00:45Yeah, don't mention it.
00:46And there you have it.
00:47Uh, thanks?
00:48That'll be five bucks.
00:49What?
00:49That's not fair.
00:50A deal's a deal.
00:51Yeah, yeah, except for one thing.
00:52What's that?
00:52We didn't shake on it.
00:53But I can't reach your arms!
00:55I didn't make the rules.
00:55How about I just smash you?
00:57Alright, but you gotta catch me first.
00:58Roar!
00:59Roar!
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