00:00Is this a fake ID?
00:01What?
00:01No, it's an old photo.
00:03Sure, pal.
00:04I just went through metamorphosis.
00:06Next.
00:06Here's my ID.
00:08This is just a picture.
00:09It's actually scratch and sniff of my butt.
00:13ID?
00:14There you go.
00:15Yeah, I can't read this.
00:17Well, I've also got my passport.
00:18I'm going to need some tweezers.
00:20You're blue here.
00:21Oh, hang on.
00:23Still not blue.
00:24How about now?
00:25I can't see anything.
00:26Exactly.
00:27Hey, get back here.
00:28How old are you?
00:3021.
00:31Because it says here you were born last month.
00:33Yeah, in 21 days.
00:35Buzz off.
00:36Here's our license.
00:37I'm going to need ID from both of you.
00:39But we got cut in half.
00:41Okay, you're good, actually.
00:43What am I even looking at here?
00:45My eye.
00:46Oh.
00:46And here's my tail.
00:48Okay.
00:49And everything in between.
00:52Here you go, mate.
00:53Looking good.
00:54Have fun.
00:55All right.
00:55Wait a minute.
00:56Hang on.
00:57Haven't I seen you before?
00:59Um, I don't think so.
01:00Yeah, we went to high school together.
01:02Class of 17.
01:0317 days?
01:04Wait a minute.
01:06Ah!
01:06I don't think so.
01:06I don't think so.
01:06I don't think so.
01:07I don't think so.
01:07I don't think so.
01:07I don't think so.
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