00:00Help us, Superman!
00:00I'm not Superman, I'm a kid.
00:02Yeah, but you've got the suit and everything.
00:03These are just my pajamas.
00:04Then hurry up and go get changed, the city's in danger.
00:06Wait, there's the real Superman.
00:07Uh, what?
00:08That's just a guy.
00:08He's got that little piece of curly hair.
00:10Yeah, I'm not seeing it.
00:11Uh, I'm sorry, do I know you guys?
00:12Superman, I know it's you.
00:13Look, kid, it's my day off.
00:14What?
00:15You better hurry, Superman.
00:16No, wait a minute.
00:16Superman, we need you.
00:17Good luck, kid.
00:18My mom's gonna be really mad at you guys.
00:19Look out, here comes the monster.
00:21Wait, that's just Simon's little brother, Danny.
00:23Be careful, Superman.
00:23Danny, I think you should go home.
00:25Tell him who's boss.
00:25Uh, there's this weird guy hanging out in our neighborhood.
00:27Sandstorm.
00:28Ah, Danny, we told you no throwing sand.
00:30Superman's hurt.
00:30Stop yelling at me.
00:32Ah, Danny, come back.
00:33He's retreating to his infernal lair.
00:34You really need to listen to me right now.
00:36Bless him with heat vision.
00:37We've got to pretend to be fighting.
00:38Why?
00:38Because it's the only way we're going to get that man to go away.
00:40Punch him into another dimension.
00:42Hoo, ha, like this.
00:43Heh heh, okay.
00:44Ah, you weren't supposed to actually hit me.
00:46Sorry.
00:46Superman, just let go.
00:47But I'll fall.
00:48No, you won't, you can fly.
00:49I can't actually fly?
00:50Yes, you can.
00:50It's like your number one power.
00:51I'm swippy.
00:52Hang on, Danny, no.
00:54Superman?
00:54How can our city ever repay you?
00:56Eh, ten minutes of time and a half.
00:57It's about 50 grand.
00:58Don't spend it all in one place.
00:59Gee, thanks.
01:00Wait, I'm Superman.
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