00:00Soldier, what happened to your fur?
00:01Uh, I got a haircut.
00:02You call that a haircut?
00:03And they did my nails.
00:04Son, this is a wolf pack, not a boy band.
00:06Sorry, sir.
00:06That's ten demerits.
00:07Oh, man.
00:08Lieutenant, put that down on his permanent record.
00:10Uh, what?
00:11What the hell is that?
00:12Yeah, just a chew toy, sir.
00:13Soldiers don't play with toys.
00:14Yeah, but it's good for dental hygiene.
00:16Yeah, it's like a toothbrush.
00:17Oh, and I suppose next you want braces.
00:19Is that an option?
00:20No, it's not an option.
00:21Now get rid of those dog toys.
00:22No can do, sir.
00:23What?
00:23We've got a new leader now.
00:24Who dares challenge my authority?
00:26Hey, his name is Pop-Tart.
00:27Hey, guys.
00:28He's super fun.
00:29Want some more treats?
00:29Don't mind if I do.
00:30So that's what's making you boys soft.
00:32You should really try these.
00:34They're cheese flavored.
00:35Listen up, Pop-Tart.
00:36If you want to be chief of this pack, you gotta get through me.
00:39Want to do an obstacle course?
00:40I was going to suggest a death match, but...
00:41Last one's a rotten egg.
00:43Wait up.
00:43Bar jump.
00:44Easy.
00:45Seesaw.
00:45You gotta be kidding me.
00:46Flaming hoop of death.
00:47Okay, that's a little trickier.
00:49Spinning blades of death.
00:50I can do this.
00:51Ooh, that looks painful.
00:52Agility tunnel.
00:53That's a relief.
00:54Covered in toxic weights of death.
00:55Pop-Tart wins.
00:56Hooray!
00:57A nice haircut.
00:59Thank you, soldier.
