00:00Hold it, kid. You're too short for this ride.
00:01Uh, I'm not a kid.
00:02You're not fooling me.
00:03I literally have a beard.
00:04Yeah, a fake beard.
00:05This is a real beard.
00:06Fuck, yeah.
00:07You wanna tug on it?
00:08Tempting me with your beard is not gonna change anything.
00:10Uh, that's not what I meant.
00:11I am not into beard tugging.
00:12You're making this really awkward.
00:13Serves you right.
00:13Uh, for what?
00:14Trying to go on this big boy ride?
00:15Come on, just let me go on it once.
00:17No.
00:17Two times?
00:18No, that would be a serious safety violation.
00:20What's the worst that could happen?
00:21Uh, you dying?
00:22Really?
00:22Yeah, this ride is no joke.
00:23Uh-huh.
00:24But I will say it's pretty fun for species of adequate size.
00:26Okay, what if I gave you a hundred bucks?
00:28Are they Jeffrey bucks?
00:28Oh, it's a Jeffrey buck.
00:29You remember the Toys R Us mascot?
00:31You mean the giraffe?
00:31Yeah, that's his currency.
00:33So, you're asking me for a gift certificate to Toys R Us?
00:35Yeah, where a giraffe can be a kid.
00:36Uh, I'm pretty sure it's where a kid can be a kid.
00:38Why would a kid wanna be a kid if he already is one?
00:40I don't know.
00:40I'm a giraffe, but I wanna be a kid.
00:41It makes so much more sense.
00:42You know that's the Chuck E. Cheese motto, right?
00:44Oh, really?
00:44Yeah, and Toys R Us closed down like a decade ago.
00:46Well, then I guess I'm stuck as a giraffe.
00:48Yeah, sorry.
00:54No way.
00:54Ha-ha, I'm going on this ride.
00:56No!
00:57And this tombstone in my way isn't gonna stop me.
00:59No!
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