00:00Yeah, I'd like to make a deposit.
00:01Sir, this is not currency.
00:02But I need a place to store my nuts.
00:04Have you tried a tree?
00:05Would you put your savings in a tree?
00:06Well, no, but...
00:07Plus, trees don't pay interest.
00:08How would our bank pay interest on your nuts?
00:10Well, with more nuts. That's how interest works.
00:11Look, the best I can offer is a safe deposit box.
00:13Deal.
00:14But no interest.
00:15Steel beats a tree.
00:15Nobody move.
00:16I take that back.
00:17Your nuts or your life?
00:18I'm sorry?
00:19Give me all your nuts.
00:19This is a bank. We don't have nuts.
00:21Then what's he depositing?
00:22That was a one-time thing.
00:24Are these FDIC insured?
00:25Just hand them over.
00:26All right, all right.
00:27That's it?
00:27I've got a bit of a spending problem.
00:28This is like two days' worth of nuts.
00:30Inflation's killing me.
00:31How about the vault?
00:32Uh, you mean my lunchbox?
00:33Yeah, crack it open.
00:34Okay, I've got some trail mix.
00:35I knew you were holding out on me.
00:36And a protein bar?
00:37Does it contain nuts?
00:38Yeah, it says it was made in a facility that also processes nuts.
00:41Okay, just put it in.
00:42Do you have, like, a bag or something?
00:44My cheeks.
00:44Oh, okay.
00:45Ah, this is the good stuff.
00:46Yeah, those are grade-A premium nuts.
00:48Hurry it up. The cops will be here any minute.
00:49Well, we're going as fast as we can.
00:51Okay, that should be everything.
00:52Pleasure doing business with you, boys.
00:54Well, there goes my life savings.
00:56It'll be back.
00:56What?
00:57Who puts a dye pack in a protein bar?
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