The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:19Unfortunately, the Clomid didn't do the job, so I'm going to give you a drug called Pergonol.
00:24Pergonol?
00:25Is that a stronger pill?
00:26Well, it's stronger, but it's not a pill.
00:28It's an injectable.
00:29Oh.
00:30You mean a shot?
00:32Correct.
00:33Bernie, he needs a shot.
00:36My wife, she's a little afraid of needles.
00:38Is it going to hurt?
00:40Well, yes, it's a shot.
00:44So, you'll have an injection once a day, and-
00:47Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:49You mean to tell me that my wife has to come here every day?
00:52The injections are to be done at home.
00:53Oh, someone's coming to the house.
00:54Uh, no.
00:55Either you or your husband will give the injection.
00:58Excuse me?
00:59Well, uh, husband?
01:02Who's husband?
01:03I-I-I-I can't do it.
01:04I-I-I-I-I can't do it.
01:06I ain't no doctor.
01:07Hell, I don't even play one on TV.
01:09How am I supposed to stick a needle in my wife?
01:12Suppose I do it wrong.
01:13Nigga organ or something?
01:15Poke a spleen.
01:17No, no, no, no, no.
01:18This is messed up.
01:19I-I-I-I-I-I-I can't do it in America.
01:22Now, it's-it's really very, very simple.
01:25You just-you just stick the needle into the skin, just like that.
01:28Now, you see?
01:29It's a very deliberate motion.
01:31Don't be tentative.
01:32You just stick it right on in.
01:33And don't make little tiny pricks like that.
01:35Just one motion right like that,
01:38and then just push the pergonal right on in.
01:41It's really very, very simple.
01:42Did you see that, Wanda?
01:43I gotta lay down.
01:44I don't know how baby gets used to that.
01:46Is that something like Botox that I'm putting in the lips?
01:54Oh, okay.
01:55Squeeze on in there, baby.
01:57All right.
01:58Here, I made this for you.
02:01Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
02:03I wish I had a purple suit like this.
02:05But who's the fat lady?
02:07It's some Wanda.
02:09But she's not fat.
02:09She's pregnant.
02:10Oh.
02:11Huh.
02:12Now that gives me something to look forward to.
02:15Aw, thank you, sugar.
02:17Now this is about as sweet as you.
02:19I gotta be so pregnant, though.
02:24Nice.
02:25If you like cave art,
02:27maybe later you can show me how to make fire.
02:29I don't see you going around
02:30doing nice things for people.
02:33That was nice of you, sweetheart.
02:35That's why you're my favorite.
02:36Brian, that's awful.
02:37We don't have no favorites.
02:39Come on.
02:39I do.
02:41Come on.
02:42Time for your fix.
02:44Wait.
02:44You're actually going through with this?
02:46You're gonna let him give you a shot every day?
02:50No pain, no gain.
02:52Come on.
02:52Praise on me.
02:55Okay, what are you doing?
02:56Stick me.
03:00Come on.
03:01Just a second.
03:04Wish my sister was here.
03:05She's good with needles.
03:07And pipes, too.
03:08But you stick me already.
03:10Don't worry.
03:12Why you gotta be such a...
03:14What?
03:14You know what else I can't get used to, America?
03:17Side effects.
03:18See, some drugs make you queasy.
03:21Other if you have your headaches or dry mouth.
03:26But this...
03:27Oh, we got to a lot of the bad.
03:30I'm telling you.
03:33Aunt Wanda, why are you crying?
03:36Because there's no more mayonnaise.
03:40I can't eat a switch with a mayonnaise.
03:47It's just...
03:48It's so tasty.
03:51America, this drug makes her crazy.
03:54Nuthouse crazy.
03:56Because of Schoonie, you like to hide in the basement crazy.
03:59This stuff right here.
04:02Have you guys thought about what it would be like
04:05if Uncle Bernie and Aunt Wanda had a baby?
04:07I'm gonna be a big sister.
04:09Yeah, you keep scarfing down those cookies
04:11and you'll be a real big sister.
04:13But you'll still only be the baby's cousin.
04:15Uh-uh.
04:16Uncle Bernie said I'm gonna be a big sister.
04:18He said that I would be the best big sister ever.
04:21Yeah, well, I'm gonna be a cousin.
04:23A distant, distant cousin.
04:25Because I'm not letting any baby cramp my style.
04:28What style?
04:29My not smelling like poo style.
04:31Because I'm definitely not changing any diapers.
04:34I'm not getting puked on, burped on, or peed on.
04:38You have fun.
04:40Don't you think it's going to be fun?
04:46Do the tie-in' up.
04:48Uncle Bernie, don't forget my play on Thursday.
04:50Oh, you the lead.
04:51I wouldn't miss it for nothing in the world.
04:54Do, do, do, do, do.
04:55The baby's doctor's appointment is Thursday.
04:57Oh, well, maybe get one of the teachers to take a picture.
05:00Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
05:06Yeah, it'll be great.
05:20I was hoping this.
05:23Because I asked my doing this.
05:25I really don't enjoy doing it.
05:28What are you complaining about?
05:30What, do you think I like being a pincushion?
05:36Sorry, honey.
05:37I don't know where these things come from.
05:40It's like I open my mouth and this awful person is talking through it.
05:46Sorry.
05:48Well, sweetheart, I know it's the drugs.
05:50I know that.
05:51For what now it would have been called a priest.
05:54That's funny.
05:59There you go.
06:00This will be the last month of this.
06:02You'll see.
06:04Come here.
06:05Come on.
06:07It's okay.
06:09It's okay.
06:11I love you.
06:19Everybody can do it now.
06:21Everybody can do it now.
06:22So get to it.
06:23You want to tighten up.
06:25Do the tighten up.
06:27You can do it now.
06:29So baby, get to it.
06:31Do your love now.
06:32Do your right.
06:34Everybody can do it.
06:36But don't you get too tight.
06:38Come on and tighten up.
06:40I'll tighten it up now.
06:42I'll tighten it up now.
06:44I'll tighten it up.
06:49So what you're saying is it's not going to happen?
06:53I'm saying that with the course of action we're currently taking, it doesn't look likely.
06:58Look here, Doc.
06:59We tried shots, pills, inseminations, and all sorts of things.
07:04Is there any other course we can take?
07:06In vitro.
07:07Like, you mean test tube, baby?
07:10Well, we don't like to call it that anymore, but, uh, yes.
07:15You'll just continue taking the shots you normally do, but we'll add one more drug that needs to be injected.
07:20This causes multiple eggs to drop.
07:22Unfortunately, it also has a certain side effect.
07:26What sort of side effect?
07:27Well, it's been known to make women act a little irrational.
07:33I'm used to that.
07:36In any event, at ovulation, instead of doing an insemination, we will harvest the eggs and fertilize them in a
07:41lab.
07:42The embryos are then implanted in the lining of Wanda's uterus, and you'll carry them to term like any normal
07:47mother.
07:51Normal?
07:52Sounds about as normal as cloning a sheep.
07:54We want a love child, America.
07:57Not a science project.
07:59Uh-uh.
08:01You know what, Doc?
08:02My wife, she's been through a lot.
08:06And I think we need to go home and think on this one.
08:10I understand.
08:10You go home and discuss it.
08:12We'll take a breath this month.
08:13And if you decide to do the in vitro, we'll start the new drug at the start of your next
08:18cycle.
08:19Okay?
08:20Okay.
08:23Thank you, Doc.
08:24You're welcome.
08:38What?
08:39Well, you think this is a magical experience and the dishes just wash themselves?
08:44Magical experience?
08:45What are you talking about?
08:46You know damn well what I'm talking about.
08:47Come on now.
08:48I work hard.
08:49Is it too much for me to come home and expect you not to hand me a glass?
08:53Oh.
08:55Sorry?
08:56I'm grateful.
08:57What you think?
08:57This is a five-star hotel with room service?
09:00I'll tell you where your five-star hotel is.
09:02It's right there on the corner, honey.
09:03$8.99 a night.
09:05It's the drugs.
09:06I heard Uncle Bernie say that they turned her into a wackadoo.
09:09I saw her get mad at the fat lady from The View.
09:13It'll all get better once they get pregnant, though.
09:16You guys just don't get it, do you?
09:18Once they get pregnant, things will be worse.
09:21What do you mean?
09:22Look, I didn't want to have to tell you guys this, but you need to be prepared.
09:25A baby changes everything.
09:27Like how?
09:28Like, things will be different.
09:29You won't be Uncle Bernie's cute little favorite baby girl if they have their own baby girl.
09:35Now you know how I feel.
09:36I don't know what you're laughing at.
09:38If it's a boy, Uncle Bernie won't even remember you're here.
09:41I've been through this before, twice.
09:44A baby changes everything.
09:52Baby, what are you doing?
09:54Nothing.
09:55You are.
09:56You're over-cleaning.
09:57And every time you over-clean, you either do that when something is bothering you or when you're drunk.
10:02And I don't smell any mojitos.
10:05I'm ovulating, okay?
10:06I'm ovulating and we're wasting it.
10:08We're not wasting it.
10:09We decided to take a month off.
10:11What if this is the good egg, okay?
10:13And what if this is the only one that ever works?
10:16I wouldn't worry too much about it.
10:18This egg probably does just like the rest of them.
10:23What?
10:24You know, I don't, I don't, I don't know what to do.
10:28You know, do we really want to go through this?
10:32I can't decide that.
10:33You have to decide that.
10:35Well, I kind of got used to the fact of wanting to have a little kid running around here.
10:42A little mini Mac sort of thing, you know?
10:44Yeah, I have to.
10:46You know, it's just this in vitro stuff.
10:48It doesn't exactly scream love child, you know?
10:53Sweetheart, any child we have is going to be a love child.
10:57Because we're going to love it.
11:01All right, I will call Dr. Lyons and make an appointment tomorrow.
11:06Shoot, baby.
11:09I don't think about making an appointment right now.
11:12Forget my dress.
11:29Another C-minus.
11:31Jordan, is everything all right at home?
11:34I think so.
11:35Why?
11:36Well, I scheduled a parent-teacher conference with your aunt and uncle for last night, but they didn't show.
11:41They didn't?
11:42Didn't call today either.
11:44That's not like them.
11:46I assume something came up.
11:52Baby.
11:53Yeah, baby.
11:58Yeah, they were busy.
12:00Real busy.
12:02I can't believe how much I lucked out.
12:04Two C-minuses and I didn't even get in trouble.
12:07Congratulations.
12:08Uncle Bernie and Aunt Wanda officially don't care about you anymore.
12:12Oh, why'd you have to ruin it?
12:14They still care about me.
12:19Aunt Wanda, can you cut the crust off my sandwich?
12:22Oh, come on, sweetie.
12:23Now, you can do that yourself.
12:24You're not a baby anymore, okay?
12:26See you later.
12:28Game two.
12:29See?
12:30It's starting already, and they're not even pregnant yet.
12:37Wanda!
12:39Wanda!
12:39Yo, Wanda, babe, where are you, honey?
12:43Wanda?
12:45Wanda, come on, baby.
12:46We gotta go see Dr. Lyons.
12:49Wanda!
12:52Hey, baby.
12:53Don't you hear me calling you?
12:55Come on, we gotta go.
12:58What?
12:58Uh, no, we're not going.
13:02What?
13:04I peed on the stick, and it's blue.
13:09I, like, I just woke up this morning, and I just knew.
13:17I mean, I mean, I mean, you, I mean, we're up.
13:26What'd that mean?
13:29Oh, honey, according to the box, when it's a plus, and it's blue,
13:33it means I'm pregnant.
13:44Come on, baby, I'm so happy.
13:53That's right, America.
13:55Wanda and I are going to have our own love child after all.
13:59See, turns out, the only fertility drug we needed
14:02was a love drug called Bernie Mac.
14:05My point, she would not be denied.
14:08Oh, man.
14:12Wait a minute.
14:15Oh, Lord?
14:18America?
14:20I'm going to be a daddy.
14:23Hey, Nessa, you feel like handing your uncle a glass?
14:30You want one, Wanda?
14:33Uh, no, thank you, sweetie.
14:41Oh, thank you, baby.
14:55Oh, hi.
14:58You're pregnant, aren't you?
14:59No.
15:02A little.
15:04Okay, a lot.
15:05Can you believe it?
15:07Wow.
15:08Congratulations.
15:14Well, I guess we're all in for a few changes around here.
15:19Does anyone else know?
15:20No, and don't you tell nobody.
15:23Sorry.
15:24A little hormonal.
15:27I'm glad you know.
15:29And it feels good to share it.
15:32But until I'm out of the danger zone,
15:35I don't want to tell your sister or your brother, okay?
15:38Sure.
15:42She's pregnant.
15:43All right.
15:57Hi, Wanda.
15:58Hi.
15:59I just spoke with a specialist, and he agrees with my diagnosis.
16:06That, that I'm not pregnant.
16:11Oh, come on.
16:12I took the test.
16:13It said...
16:14I know.
16:14It's common.
16:15The medical term is chemical pregnancy.
16:18What does that mean?
16:20Wanda, I don't want to upset you anymore.
16:22You can't right now, okay?
16:24Okay.
16:26What happens is you actually have a fertilized egg,
16:29but it doesn't adhere...
16:30Stop.
16:31I'm sorry.
16:33Yeah, me too.
16:35I'll give you some time.
16:37I just need a minute.
16:38Okay.
16:58Oh, that feels nice.
17:02Thank you, honey.
17:04You know, I just...
17:05I can't go on with this story.
17:09You're such a sweet man, honey.
17:13I didn't even ask you,
17:14how are you feeling about this whole thing?
17:16A little sad, you know?
17:18Every man want a son.
17:20Someone he can teach a joker.
17:23You know, trying to throw a curveball.
17:27You know what, Wanda?
17:27It'd be nice to have a little man walking around the house.
17:47Jordan, do you think it's true what Vanessa said about me
17:51not being Uncle Bernie's favorite anymore?
17:53Oh, who cares?
17:55At least you were his favorite.
17:57All right, come on.
17:58Let's go, kids.
17:59Time to go to bed.
18:00Let's wash up and get ready for bed.
18:01Let's go.
18:04What?
18:05Up.
18:08Up what?
18:08Up like you used to.
18:10Baby, girl, I ain't up you since you was half that size.
18:13And now you're a 10-year-old.
18:15You're too big.
18:16Come on.
18:17You too.
18:18Want to go fishing tomorrow?
18:19No.
18:19Let's go.
18:24Up.
18:27Morning, Uncle Bernie.
18:28Good morning, baby girl.
18:30Oh!
18:32Baby, girl, what's wrong with you?
18:33You trying to rupture me?
18:34But you always used to let me sit on your lap.
18:36You're too big for that now.
18:38Save it for Santa Claus when you go to the mall
18:41and give them a warning first.
18:43But am I still your baby girl?
18:46What?
18:47Are you still my...
18:48What the...
18:53Damn, kids.
18:55It's my Ernie Biggs ball.
18:57Jordan!
18:59Jordan!
19:01Jordan, what the heck is wrong with you, boy?
19:04Huh?
19:04I can't throw a curveball.
19:06The heck with your dog on curveball.
19:08You threw my Mr. Cub and broke my dog on window.
19:12I'm talking about you can't throw a curveball.
19:15Must be crazy.
19:17Know what I got?
19:19Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
19:21Jordan!
19:23Did you overhear me and your aunt talking last night?
19:31Ah, beef dang.
19:33America!
19:34America!
19:34I feel terrible.
19:36I didn't mean...
19:38I mean, I don't want the boy to feel...
19:41And baby girl,
19:43you know, one of those kids acting so crazy.
19:45Here we were so focused on having a baby
19:47that we were neglecting the kids we already have.
19:52America, I...
19:55I'm sorry.
19:57So we might as well set the record straight.
20:00Oh, great.
20:01Here comes the getting rid of us.
20:02What?
20:03Why would you say that?
20:04Yeah.
20:06I mean, come on, you guys.
20:07It's been four years.
20:08We're a family.
20:09You all are kids.
20:10We love you all, too.
20:12But what about those things I heard you say last night?
20:14Look, Jordan,
20:15you're never gonna be a Barry Barnes.
20:18But guess what?
20:20Barry Barnes is never gonna be a Jordan.
20:23Jordan, you have some special qualities about you
20:25that I only hope if I ever had a son,
20:27I would like him to have the same ones.
20:29Can I teach him magic?
20:30Nope.
20:31But you can teach him how to be a great person.
20:35So, obviously, everyone knows he's not pregnant.
20:39Straight?
20:39Any more concerns?
20:41And that's still your baby girl?
20:43If you're there to be a man, too.
20:46We cool?
20:48Yeah.
20:49We're good.
20:50Good.
20:51Wanda and I meant every word we said to those kids.
20:55They're not for sale.
20:57But that don't mean things ain't gonna change around here.
21:00Let's go for a ride.
21:01Hey, you see that little affair they got down there?
21:04With the roller coaster.
21:05We're going all the way up there.
21:07Come all the way down.
21:08We're going to shoot down like that.
21:10Hey, hey, hey, hey.
21:11Woo-hoo-hoo!
21:13Beat the pack, let me take you.
21:14Arh!
21:20Doc, can I do like Botox and put it in her lip?
21:24No, that's not quite right.
21:26You need to put it in the arm or any place.
21:29In her throat, kind of.
21:29No, you don't want to put it in her throat.
21:31You could kill her, actually, if you did that wrong.
21:34So you just give me a couple you want to try it? Yeah, okay
21:40You say they kill well if if if there was a mistake
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